- 13 hours ago
Embarazo Perfecto
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00:06No big deal, Kelsey.
00:07You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:15Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:17Kelsey, come on.
00:18We haven't been to a real party party.
00:20These guys are gross.
00:22So?
00:23Yeah, I'm here to meet the love of your life.
00:25Just the love of your night.
00:27Yeah.
00:27No.
00:37Oh, my God.
00:39Ben Lawson, Claremore College's resident party boy, fuck boy, whatever you want to call him.
00:45Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:47Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:54Way to go, loser.
00:55Oh, my God.
00:58I'm so sorry.
00:59I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
01:03Aw.
01:04Ben.
01:05You're soaked.
01:06And that's Skye.
01:08Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
01:11Let me help.
01:13Goodbye.
01:13Ha.
01:18I'm going to go dry off.
01:19It's fine.
01:20I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
01:23Not that you'd win anyway.
01:25Actually, it's not a contest.
01:29Come with me in this kitchen.
01:31Dry clothes.
01:33Who was that girl?
01:35She's in my classes.
01:38Major weirdo.
01:39Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
01:43Weird.
01:44She's definitely going to be a bit big on you.
01:46Kelsey.
01:54Have we met before, Kelsey?
01:57Probably not.
01:58I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
02:07Okay.
02:08You can turn around.
02:13Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
02:16Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
02:24Oh!
02:25We're kidding.
02:28That's...
02:35Oh!
03:07Sorry, it's kind of like...
03:08It's kind of like a mess.
03:11Oh.
03:13It's cool.
03:14You're into fashion.
03:14I like it.
03:19But...
03:19What is that?
03:23Those are my grandma's rules.
03:26Okay.
03:27And she's actually, like, the one who got me into Claremore.
03:30And she's kind of, um...
03:33She's kind of...
03:34Strict.
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:38But, um...
03:39I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so...
03:42How's that going for you so far?
03:44I don't know.
03:44I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
03:47Me too.
04:00Wait.
04:02I've never done a one-night stand before.
04:04Is this a one-night stand?
04:06I mean, you are, like, the king of hook-ups.
04:10I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hook-ups.
04:14Oh.
04:28I feel like I do.
04:29That really happened.
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07:03Ok, no te preocupes, pero I just matched with Ben.
07:09Pero I just matched with Ben.
07:14Wow, you know what, I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
07:19It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
07:24Mary.
07:26Right, sorry, I'm matching with him right now.
07:39Oh my god, wait, that asshole just texted me.
07:42Sorry about earlier, I had fun last night.
07:45Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
07:50What a player.
07:52Maybe he means it.
07:53Yeah right, do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
07:57Maybe he matched me by mistake.
08:01Or maybe you're not exclusive.
08:05So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend on some app, and
08:14then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
08:18Yes.
08:22No?
08:24Wait, can you repeat the question?
08:26This is super confusing.
08:33No, you're right.
08:34You should stick to what you're good at.
08:36Hooking up.
08:37That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
08:40Have a nice life.
09:06What does that mean?
09:08Why won't it send?
09:11I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:16I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:19What the hell?
09:22What do I do now?
09:24Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
09:26Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
09:54Let's go with you talents.
09:55¿Por qué?
09:56¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:06¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:07¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:09¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:11¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:15¡Shh!
10:18¿Por qué no puedo parar de pucar?
10:20¡Shh!
10:21¡Shh!
10:22Porque tú eres súper pregnant, girl.
10:25¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:27¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:35¡Oh, Dios mío!
10:36¡Lawson!
10:37¡Why are you avoiding me?!
10:46No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
10:49Ok, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
10:51I thought it was just a one-night stand.
10:52You were.
10:53Yeah.
10:54That's what people do after a one-night stand.
10:56They don't talk to each other anymore.
10:59Ben!
10:59Shh!
11:00No.
11:16Political and economic shifts.
11:19Sí, sí, sí, sí.
11:49No, no, no, no.
11:50I mean, my clothes have really been fitting recently, like, you don't.
11:55Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually
12:00a toga party.
12:02That doesn't say it on there?
12:05Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
12:10Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
12:12He really is dumb.
12:13So you're not going?
12:19Gracias, Scott.
12:20Es muy bien.
12:22No te olvides.
12:36¿Qué es una toga?
12:39¿Qué es una toga?
12:44I think I'm going to be sick.
12:49Benny, where have you been?
12:56Everyone at the party wants you, especially me.
13:01Scott, I already told you.
13:02I don't think we should be together.
13:04What about just for tonight?
13:08Tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
13:11Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
13:30No, I'm going to be sick.
13:32No, I'm going to be sick.
13:33Kelly.
13:45Kelsey.
13:46Wait.
13:48Wow.
13:49Ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for.
13:53You know what, Skye?
13:55Maybe I do.
14:00So, did you tell him?
14:02Hmm.
14:03You know in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
14:06Not such a great idea.
14:07Yeah.
14:09You can't keep putting this off, Kels.
14:12You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
14:15I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
14:20Hmm.
14:21No.
14:22You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
14:27Maybe?
14:29Oh, this is too good.
14:34I can't believe you talked me into this.
14:37You know, can I need a drink?
14:38Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
14:42This could be our last hurrah.
14:45Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
14:47But, whatever.
14:50Ooh, I'm going to go check out this out.
14:56Kelsey!
14:57Where's your drink?
14:58You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
15:01Hmm.
15:02No.
15:03I'm okay, Skye.
15:04No!
15:05Here!
15:05I insist.
15:08Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
15:09Oh, come on.
15:10It's just one beer.
15:12Can't hurt, right?
15:14No, Skye.
15:21Yo!
15:23What's going on?
15:24Yeah, Kelsey.
15:25Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
15:28Knock it off, Skye.
15:29She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
15:31Yeah, you're right.
15:33That would probably be bad for the baby.
15:38Baby?
15:40What baby?
15:43Oh.
15:44Kelsey, what baby?
15:46Oh.
15:47Come on.
15:50Wow.
15:51Awkward.
15:52Yeah, for you.
15:53Why would you do that to her?
15:54You really are a heartless bitch.
15:57But...
15:57I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
16:00Or me.
16:01Ever.
16:03Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
16:12Mary, I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
16:18Please.
16:26It's the baby mine.
16:29Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
16:30Kelsey.
16:31Would it matter if it was?
16:34Would it matter if it was?
16:36Of course it would matter if it was mine.
16:39Because you're...
16:41I'm what?
16:42You!
16:44You're Ben Lawson.
16:45You're like the king of hookups.
16:47The prince of partying.
16:48The sultan of sex.
16:49The sultan of sex.
16:50The sultan of sex.
16:50And I'm just...
16:52I'm me.
16:54And I don't do one night stand.
16:56You do?
16:57With you.
16:58And only you.
17:00So...
17:00Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
17:03I don't sleep around, okay?
17:06And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
17:12Hold on.
17:13I never said that.
17:14You said that.
17:15You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here.
17:19And you were still messing around with Skye.
17:22Not on any apps.
17:23And about Skye...
17:24Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
17:25You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
17:28But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
17:31I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.
17:35I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant.
17:38Like, super broke.
17:39But I'm fine.
17:40Coach.
17:40I want to be a part of this baby's life.
17:41Look, I know you...
17:42But you do?
17:45Yes.
17:46More than anything.
17:48My mom was alone.
17:50My dad was never around.
17:52I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
17:56Cool.
17:57What about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye?
18:02I don't care about that anymore.
18:04You know, someone wise recently inspired me.
18:08Stop thinking about what everyone thinks.
18:10Just live my life for myself.
18:13I know what it's like to go through life alone.
18:18All in goes.
18:21You let me.
18:33Grandma?
18:34I know your little secret.
18:39I know your little secret.
18:43You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
18:47I don't know what you're talking about.
18:49I think you do.
18:51I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
18:58Wow, she just hung up on me.
19:00Who was that?
19:01That was my grandma.
19:04The one who made the rules.
19:07The whole reason the rules exist is because...
19:10My mom got pregnant with me in college.
19:14And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
19:19Alone.
19:20My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
19:24Now it has.
19:27But you're not alone.
19:29And we're here.
19:31You're not here for me.
19:32We're not together.
19:36Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
19:40Yeah.
19:42Ben Lawson?
19:45I want you to be my boyfriend.
19:50Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
19:55What?
19:56What?
19:56Okay, look.
19:57My grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
20:00And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
20:04she just might let me stay in school.
20:06Graduate or, you know.
20:09Like, live.
20:11Okay, but a fake relationship?
20:14Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
20:16You can still go off and sleep around.
20:20And do whatever you want to do, okay?
20:24But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
20:28I mean, if that's what you want.
20:30Okay.
20:32Hear me out.
20:35Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
20:40You know, like, make this work for the baby.
20:45I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
20:49Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
20:55I just want to survive some more year.
21:02So, what do you say?
21:08Okay, let's do this.
21:12But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
21:15Just so people don't get suspicious.
21:17I like your thinking, Lawson.
21:25Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
21:33Alright.
21:35Time to hit the books.
21:44Okay, what is my dog's name?
21:48Sir Fluffington, no wait.
21:51Wrong.
21:52Sir Douglas McFluffington.
21:54Okay.
21:55Okay, what's the name of my cat?
21:58Easy.
21:59Hannah.
22:01And what kind of crazy person has a human name without a pet name?
22:05Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
22:10Hmm.
22:11Okay.
22:13What do I want to be when I grow up?
22:15Another easy one.
22:16You want to be a fashion designer.
22:18I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
22:21I'm having a kid soon.
22:23Shhh.
22:25What do you want to be when you grow up?
22:27I am also having a kid soon.
22:30It's kind of funny how that works.
22:32No, like...
22:33What do you want to be when you grow up?
22:36I don't know, actually.
22:39Wait, so you're...
22:40a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
22:47Honestly...
22:48I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
22:51I was never really good at school, and...
22:56Wait.
22:57A dad.
22:59I've always wanted to be a dad.
23:02Looks like my dreams are coming true.
23:07Okay.
23:08The most important question.
23:11Where did we meet?
23:13A frat party?
23:15No, not IRL.
23:16Like, our backstory.
23:18Our fake backstory.
23:18Um...
23:20I was walking through Douglas McFluffington the 6th at the park.
23:23There's a 6th one?!
23:24Big backstory, remember?
23:26Keep up, Kels.
23:27Sorry.
23:40What's wrong?
23:44What's wrong?
23:45Is it the baby?
23:46No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
23:49You know, Ben, that's really cute.
23:50You know, the modesty thing and everything.
23:52But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
23:55So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
23:57Yeah.
24:09What?
24:12What?
24:13Oh, shit.
24:14I didn't bring a change of clothes.
24:15I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
24:17Yeah.
24:18Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change.
24:19I'll catch up with you later.
24:22You will?
24:23Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
24:26Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
24:29I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
24:33Okay, yeah.
24:35But you should, um, put a shirt on.
24:41Right?
24:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
24:50You're meeting your grandma here?
24:53Yeah, yeah, she works here.
24:55Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
24:57The head of the entire school?
25:00Duh.
25:01You didn't think to tell me that?
25:02After we started each other's entire lives last night?
25:05Ben, you know my last name.
25:07And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
25:09Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
25:11I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
25:17Okay, I'm really late.
25:18Are you coming?
25:28I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
25:31Well, Grandma, I...
25:35Sorry.
25:40And who in God's green earth is this?
25:43Well, Grandma, this is...
25:45I am Kelsey's boyfriend.
25:47Ben.
25:53I've heard so many nice things about you.
25:55So good to meet you.
25:57Have you?
25:58Of course.
26:00I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
26:03Academic probation, suspension.
26:06Ugh, yeah.
26:08That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
26:10Total misunderstanding.
26:12You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester
26:16actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
26:20That may be.
26:22But the question still remains.
26:24Why is he here?
26:26Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
26:32Yeah.
26:34Very well.
26:35Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards
26:42because you represent me.
26:45And thus, Claremore College.
26:49Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
26:53I know I'm strict with you.
26:57But according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
27:06Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
27:12Ooh, that's cold.
27:14Hashtag justice for beer, girl.
27:18Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
27:21That's a house of Liang talk.
27:23If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who put a beer on my designer's dress.
27:27Even if it was last season.
27:30Rule number two.
27:32Stay out of trouble.
27:34Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
27:38So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
27:44Well, young lady.
27:46That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
27:49And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
27:53Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
27:56That may be, but Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
28:02If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in this senior
28:09fashion show.
28:11Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.
28:15I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
28:18Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
28:20And you know it's my dream to work for her.
28:22I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
28:29And mine.
28:31Rules are rules.
28:33Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
28:42Thank you, Team Barrington. It's so good to meet you.
28:46Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat.
28:52Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
29:02Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
29:08So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
29:12What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
29:14I'm not really sure what you mean.
29:15Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money. She doesn't have any.
29:20Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
29:26Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
29:32Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
29:35I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
29:40My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
29:47So why my granddaughter?
29:50With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
29:55I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
29:57This is all really new to me.
30:00I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't, like, settle down.
30:04But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
30:11I'm sure you're not.
30:13But I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
30:18Kelsey, man, she's brilliant. Like, I love the way her mind works, her designs, her style.
30:27She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
30:29There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington. It's everything.
30:33Very well. You're dismissed.
30:39I'll be watching you.
30:42I have eyes everywhere.
30:54That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
30:56Believed what?
30:57The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
31:01Yeah, right.
31:02As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
31:06Surprise?
31:07Mm-hmm.
31:11So, this is the surprise? Is everything okay with the baby?
31:17I'm sorry to keep you two waiting. My last appointment ran over.
31:21Mr. and Mrs.
31:23No, we're not married. I'm Kelsey and this is, uh, my boyfriend Ben.
31:28Yum.
31:29Yum, love. Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
31:33Right now?
31:49Ben, are you crying?
31:53It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
31:56Wow.
31:57No, I know. It's just, that's, like, really sweet.
32:05And that is your baby's heartbeat.
32:11Wow, no way.
32:12Would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
32:21I think we want it to be a surprise.
32:23Then we're all set.
32:25We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
32:29I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
32:32It's rare to see two parents as a love of the two of you.
32:43Well, um, this is me.
32:47Um, I'll call you for the next appointment.
32:50Should be in about a month.
32:52But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
32:59Wait.
33:01We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
33:03Fake dating, Ben.
33:06Yeah, but it's gotta look real.
33:08Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
33:13I mean, I guess that's true.
33:16After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
33:21I'm gonna take you on a few fake dates.
33:24What do you think?
33:26What kind of fake dates?
33:29I don't know, just like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
33:34Sure.
33:36What kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
33:39Georgie.
34:03¡Gracias!
34:15You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7pm, formal, entire, encouraged.
34:29Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready? I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
34:45Ah, our special guest for the evening. Welcome in, madame.
34:53Right this way.
35:08You did this all for me?
35:13You did this all for me?
35:15You know, my girlfriend. I mean, my fake girlfriend.
35:19You know, I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to a
35:23nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
35:26That's like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
35:31Don't thank me yet.
35:32Okay.
35:35Good evening, gentleman and gentlewoman. May I interest you in tonight's special?
35:39It's also our only thing on our very limited hand.
35:43Or two specials, please.
35:46Got you.
35:49Two of our finest instant ramens, on the house.
35:53Bon appetit, lovebirds.
35:55Thank you, sir.
35:56Thanks.
35:58Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
36:01No, this is perfect.
36:04I love it.
36:09Thank you.
36:15Ooh, let's dance.
36:19Mmm, I don't know.
36:20Why not?
36:21Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and, you know, like, my feet are swollen, and I
36:29just fell off balance, and, you know, like, I'm all, she kills.
36:35You're perfect.
36:36Really?
36:40Now have this dance with me.
36:51What is it?
36:54Nothing.
36:55I just...
36:58Ow.
36:59You okay?
37:03What's wrong?
37:04Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
37:08Do you want to feel it?
37:09Yeah.
37:10Yeah.
37:15Yeah.
37:16Oh, I'm feeling good.
37:20Oh, my God, wow!
37:23That's amazing!
37:25Kelsey, you're amazing.
37:28You're pretty by yourself.
37:31Wait, I, um...
37:33I thought this was supposed to be fake.
37:36It doesn't feel fake, does it?
37:38No, it doesn't.
38:06Wait, wait.
38:08What?
38:09Should we be doing this?
38:12Can't this hurt the baby?
38:13Aw, Ben.
38:15That's so sweet.
38:16But no.
38:17It won't hurt the baby.
38:19Are you sure?
38:20Positive.
38:30Oh, my God.
38:35Breakfast unserved.
38:43Something wrong?
38:45No, I just...
38:49I thought you left again.
38:52What?
38:54No.
38:55First of all, I wouldn't do that.
38:57Second of all, this is my room.
39:00I don't have many other places to go.
39:03Yeah, I know.
39:04I just...
39:08I panicked.
39:10I'm not going anywhere.
39:12But I am gonna steal some of these eggs from you.
39:15Thank you.
39:21So, um...
39:22Should we, like...
39:24Talk about last night?
39:28What about it?
39:32Kelsey?
39:33This is Dr. Gordon.
39:35Hi.
39:36Is everything okay?
39:38It's more than okay.
39:40I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
39:43Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
39:49You're having twins.
39:52Two babies.
39:54Kelsey?
39:55Are you there?
39:58Hello?
40:00Yeah, sorry.
40:01Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
40:03Are you sure?
40:04Positive.
40:06It's very common, actually.
40:08One heartbeat, mask the other.
40:10But there's two of them in there.
40:12No doubt about it.
40:15Thanks.
40:16You're welcome.
40:19Okay.
40:20Don't panic.
40:21Nothing's changed.
40:23Just...
40:24Double?
40:25Double of everything?
40:27I'm gonna be huge!
40:30Oh my god, how am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
40:32She was gonna find out eventually.
40:35So...
40:35Let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to
40:39her.
40:40I can't believe this.
40:41I mean, I'm 21.
40:42I can't...
40:43I can't have two babies.
40:47And alone?
40:48You're not alone.
40:51I'm here.
40:53I mean, single, but unmarried.
40:55We're not married yet.
40:58But...
40:59That let.
41:00I can't really put it into words.
41:02Let's need to show you.
41:11Okay.
41:12Remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
41:15Yeah.
41:16Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too.
41:20I was so afraid of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that
41:23everyone expected me to be.
41:26But then I met you.
41:32You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
41:39Then I heard you thought I was just a one night stand.
41:42That's because you left.
41:44I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
41:46I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
41:50You were just so mad at me.
41:51Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
41:54What girl wouldn't be mad?
41:58No, I didn't.
42:00Oh my god.
42:02That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
42:05I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
42:07I figured if I couldn't have you, I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been
42:11doing.
42:13I don't really want that anymore.
42:20I want you.
42:21Okay.
42:23What do we do now then?
42:25I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
42:28My real girlfriend.
42:33Yeah, it's called a toga.
42:36It's super breathable.
42:37For like, you know, down there.
42:40I love this song.
42:42You want to dance?
42:43No, I'm okay.
42:45Come on.
42:47No, I'm seriously, I'm like waiting for someone.
42:49Well, I'm here.
42:51He's not.
42:52Finders keepers, am I right?
42:54That rule only applies to objects, not people.
42:57Come on.
42:59You lost me.
43:01My core!
43:03Why should I?
43:04Because you said so.
43:06And this.
43:11And this.
43:17What the fuck?
43:20Whatever, man.
43:23You okay?
43:24Yeah, I just...
43:26I didn't know you could do that.
43:28There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do Cali Barrington.
43:40Alright, listen up you bunch of degenerates.
43:42You all come to my house every week and party.
43:44You drink my booze.
43:45Throw up in my toilets.
43:47Just indulge me for one moment, please.
43:52Thanks, dude.
43:54What are you wearing?
43:55It's called a...
43:56Nevermind.
43:56I have to score.
44:00Ugh.
44:03Alright.
44:04I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
44:31Woo!
44:42Can we get some real music back in here?
44:49Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
44:51Ben banned you.
44:52He didn't mean it, right Ben?
44:54Yeah, I meant it.
45:10Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
45:13It's all right, Miri.
45:15Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?
45:19Copy that.
45:20I was actually talking to Kelsey.
45:22Congratulations.
45:24What exactly?
45:26You're going to be a great grandma, duh.
45:28To twins.
45:30Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
45:34Definitely a Gigi Milf.
45:35A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
45:38Right.
45:39And Kelsey told you there's good news?
45:42Well, yeah.
45:43She's not going to tell her family without telling me.
45:46Indeed.
45:48Will you please excuse me?
45:50Bye, Gigi Ma.
45:53Twins?
45:55That's definitely against the rules.
46:02Okay, you ready?
46:04Almost.
46:05I'm trying to zip up my pants.
46:07I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
46:10Okay, well, hurry up.
46:10My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
46:12Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
46:14but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
46:17Hopefully.
46:20Okay, stud.
46:22Go off.
46:23Why, thank you.
46:24Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington Original jacket.
46:27House of Loonong pants with Fruit of the Loom underwear.
46:34Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
46:37My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I.
46:41And that wasn't even until I was like 15.
46:48Well, I'm so honored.
46:52Um, I have to run back to the house.
46:54I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
46:56Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
47:01That was weird.
47:09Okay.
47:11Gracias por ver el video.
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