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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:04¡Gracias!
00:00:07¡Gracias!
00:00:09¡Gracias!
00:00:12¡Gracias!
00:00:14¡Ah, sÃ!
00:00:17¡Ah, sÃ!
00:00:20¿Estás listo para mà para tomar tu virginidad?
00:00:22¡Es la única cosa que quiero en mi vida!
00:00:25¡Era única que quiero!
00:00:26¡I debo aapparás sobre mi equipo!
00:00:28¡Ahhh!
00:00:30¡Y tú estásiseis!
00:00:33¡Ay, tú se lo has acabado!
00:00:38¡Ahhh!
00:00:42¡Ahhh!
00:00:46¡Y tu amador de ello!
00:00:52¡Ahhh!
00:00:54¡Ah!
00:00:54¡Ah!
00:00:55¡Ah!
00:00:55¡Ah!
00:00:55Anyway, Red has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck, oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42All right, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, I don't know.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Uh-huh.
00:03:01And dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You got to keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:56So you just don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, honey.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks.
00:04:13So I had any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:22Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron.
00:04:32So, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I learned really fast.
00:05:39Okay, you want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay, yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure, yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:02Just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive, he loves them.
00:06:06See you luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:28I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Are you serious?
00:09:16Kevin, we got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is it?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58I'm sorry.
00:10:00I missed my messenger.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever.
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad's a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop.
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:45Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool, but do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Be sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes, Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster, I'm coming.
00:11:44All right?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any and a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like.
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:15Hey, I'll tell you those.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah, they use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're going to share your live location with me for the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates, and that means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do
00:13:43to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You got pregnant though?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend,
00:14:59screw him.
00:15:00No, I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my God.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker.
00:16:42You flash your tits and a single man wants to claim yours.
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Yeah, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out of night?
00:17:47Come on, Brett.
00:17:49Please, this is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting it.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please, please stop, please.
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:47This is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52Quiero decir, mira cómo se está vestiendo.
00:19:54Se está prácticamente pidiendo por eso.
00:20:06No, no puedo ver ni videos de esto online
00:20:08O sea, o sea, tú eres f***ing dumb.
00:20:11Y eso es para todos.
00:20:13No quiero ver una foto y una video.
00:20:15¿Todos entiendes eso?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19Vamos a verlo ahora.
00:20:22No.
00:20:25¿Estás bien?
00:20:27Vamos.
00:20:28Vamos.
00:20:37Hey, hey.
00:20:38¿Qué crees que estás haciendo?
00:20:40¿Verdad?
00:20:42¿Verdad?
00:20:43¿Verdad?
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00:21:56y quiero alguien que va a responder cuando me llame
00:21:59siempre responde cuando te llame
00:22:02siempre estaré ahÃ
00:22:03¿qué significa eso?
00:22:05¿qué significa para nosotros?
00:22:07¿qué am I
00:22:08a ti, Brent?
00:22:10estoy perdiendo mi mente
00:22:11sé las reglas, pero
00:22:13mirad a ella
00:22:15solo puedo pensar
00:22:17solo esto once
00:22:19¿qué?
00:22:23digálo, digálo
00:22:24no estoy tratando de que te hurt
00:22:26¿por qué no?
00:22:27porque soy solo ron
00:22:28little sister
00:22:29no
00:22:29es la única razón
00:22:30que me ve, ¿eh?
00:22:32eso no es verdad
00:22:32entonces me
00:22:33que no se siente nada
00:22:35cuando me ve
00:22:35¡tale me hay nada
00:22:37que suceda ahora!
00:22:38no, no
00:22:40no, no
00:22:41no, no, no
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00:23:00listen
00:23:00there is a line
00:23:01and I am trying
00:23:02to not
00:23:03cross
00:23:04why
00:23:05because if I do
00:23:07I won't be able
00:23:08to stop
00:23:11it says that you have to stop
00:23:15please don't stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:37what are you doing
00:23:39we're hurting everything
00:23:52yo
00:23:53what's up loser
00:23:58ali
00:23:58are
00:23:59are you a threat
00:24:00right now
00:24:03swear to god guys
00:24:04what are you doing
00:24:04right now
00:24:05talk to me
00:24:06it's time to run
00:24:10what is he doing
00:24:11is he seriously
00:24:12going to kiss me
00:24:13in front of Ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes
00:24:19are super red
00:24:20hey Ron
00:24:21what's up man
00:24:21what
00:24:22ali called me
00:24:23dumbass
00:24:24and I had to sign up
00:24:25to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have
00:24:28a good ass explanation
00:24:29right now
00:24:29or I'm gonna come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass
00:24:31it's
00:24:32it was an accident
00:24:33okay
00:24:34we just
00:24:35I butt dialed you
00:24:36we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and
00:24:39and
00:24:39I was leaving
00:24:41and something
00:24:41got in my eye
00:24:42and so Brett
00:24:43was helping me
00:24:44and I was holding the flashlight
00:24:45okay
00:24:46chill
00:24:47really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:52it's really dry
00:24:53okay
00:24:53my eye is like dying
00:24:57alright
00:24:57Brett
00:24:58if that's true
00:24:59you guys gotta take care to
00:25:00I don't know
00:25:01like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something
00:25:02I need you to take care of that
00:25:04I was uh
00:25:04I was coming to you
00:25:05right after
00:25:05I got it
00:25:07peace
00:25:08bye
00:25:12oh my god
00:25:13that was really really close
00:25:15Dave it's uh
00:25:17what's going on
00:25:17we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no Ellie
00:25:19it's late
00:25:20come on
00:25:21you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey Allison
00:25:24stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing
00:25:36that I need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right ladies
00:25:48physical assessments today
00:25:50Allison you're up first
00:25:53it's up first
00:26:01you
00:26:18at
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00:30:54I need brain bleach, but damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine, just, it's okay, just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Yeah, okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that, had...
00:31:40Oh my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna, she's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
00:31:47I'll, I'll, it's all right.
00:31:48Okay, thank you.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:48I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello?
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:59and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you as your best friend's sister, of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right, time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:46Break a leg.
00:35:51Hold it in.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:11Ta-ra-la!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:27Woo!
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:04if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing you
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:45Oh, congrats.
00:37:46On the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:48Thank you.
00:37:49Thank you.
00:37:49You know, it's, uh,
00:37:50it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:06Oh, my God.
00:38:09¿Es ir actualmente voy a darlo a mÃa?
00:38:12En frente al todo el stadio
00:38:15¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:38:21¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:38:23Ahora hemos tenido un buen botón Kiss Cam referente
00:38:26Tengo una de estas en años
00:38:28¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:38:31¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:38:32¡Dios, puse! ¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:38:32Dios, puse las personas lo que quieren
00:38:35¡Dios!
00:38:35Sé que no deberÃa darse a mis hermanos mi abuelo
00:38:37best friend
00:38:40oh but i want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03i can't believe this is happening
00:39:05kiss kim
00:39:07me and brett
00:39:17allison
00:39:17don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:24no problem
00:39:33this is insane
00:39:35i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right
00:39:41i never want it to end
00:39:46harrison
00:39:52harrison
00:39:53oh shit
00:39:56what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:59ron just calm down okay you're making a scene
00:40:02i'm making a scene
00:40:03yeah i'm making a scene you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:07stop beating like this okay
00:40:09are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:16you're unbelievable
00:40:18i hate you
00:40:22dude i'm
00:40:22no no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you two i promise
00:40:27do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:32fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37i know that
00:40:37so you stay in your lane
00:40:39because she is my sister and i'm warning you
00:40:41you do not cross me
00:40:43you do not
00:40:44i promise you do
00:40:46fuck
00:40:50okay
00:40:51hey we need to talk
00:40:53no i sound like a mom
00:40:56this is ridiculous
00:40:57why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what
00:41:03just go in there
00:41:04just ask him
00:41:05hey brett
00:41:06what the hell was that kiss
00:41:08he kissed me back
00:41:09he can't deny it this time
00:41:10it's recorded and live stream
00:41:14okay
00:41:15do
00:41:16or die
00:41:22what are you doing
00:41:23getting groceries
00:41:24what do you think i'm doing
00:41:26i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well i think you should do something else
00:41:29i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35brett
00:41:37what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40i know you didn't paint it
00:41:41oh i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:44hi
00:41:45you can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:47like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54it was a kiss cam at a game and we did it
00:41:57do you want to get real ellie
00:41:58the fun's over
00:41:59it's finished
00:42:00do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare
00:42:05no don't you dare look like that
00:42:06i'm not doing it
00:42:07no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:08do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:10do you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:14you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:16yeah i know what you're doing
00:42:17i'm not doing anything
00:42:19yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if i was
00:42:22i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is
00:42:25yeah
00:42:26okay so then earlier i should have kissed chat
00:42:29i had two options
00:42:30you and him
00:42:31and i picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:39chat's a predator
00:42:40and a loser
00:42:41and you do deserve somebody
00:42:42a lot better than that okay
00:42:46i can't
00:42:52oh
00:42:54is he hard
00:42:59at least chat is honest about what he wants
00:43:02you don't think i'll be honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:11you know
00:43:13biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not
00:43:18i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23ellie
00:43:24bratt
00:43:25he goes out here
00:43:26fucking shit
00:43:27what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:28you have to get out
00:43:29i can't get out
00:43:30if i get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31he's gonna kill me
00:43:32okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34so i
00:43:35i'm gonna get out
00:43:36okay cool
00:43:37allie hey
00:43:39oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40allie hey
00:43:41just get under
00:43:42get out of what
00:43:42bratt
00:43:43you have to get down
00:43:48allie
00:43:49hi
00:43:57you're not though
00:44:00okay well
00:44:01i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so
00:44:04i'm sorry i'm sorry i just i wanted to get my charger
00:44:06i left it out here yesterday
00:44:07you got it so
00:44:08i also wanted to say that
00:44:12i think you did a great job today
00:44:15i mean it you kicked ass
00:44:16and i'm sorry that i was a
00:44:18an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:29seeing my best friend just
00:44:32suck my sister's face off
00:44:34traumatized me
00:44:34so i'm just wondering why you
00:44:36did that
00:44:38ron
00:44:39i mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40it's a game
00:44:41everyone does it
00:44:43a game
00:44:44i just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45i don't know a dream
00:44:46this is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well
00:44:49it was him
00:44:50or it was chad
00:44:51so
00:44:52who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair
00:44:55chad sucks
00:44:56yeah
00:44:56tone it down a little bit
00:44:57okay
00:44:58okay
00:44:58he's my best friend
00:44:59and i don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay
00:45:06thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry
00:45:16i got water in my nose
00:45:17okay
00:45:18i'm okay
00:45:19don't drown
00:45:19okay
00:45:20have a good soak i guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:23bye
00:45:30god the alien is going to die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:35wait
00:45:38i have to ask you something
00:45:41i'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister allison
00:45:45be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this
00:45:48like stupid event
00:45:49thing tomorrow
00:45:50i was just
00:45:52wondering if you would want to go with me
00:46:00got plans ally
00:46:04okay
00:46:05yeah whatever
00:46:06i just
00:46:24i guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:43Look
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45Just finally getting back
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58With my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:21It's ambitious
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know, I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:46No, you're nothing
00:47:48Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to
00:48:16No
00:48:18Allison
00:48:19Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:31So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn, Allison
00:49:07You look sexy
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:13It's a cool party
00:49:15Yeah, you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:19For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:27So what's the deal
00:49:28With you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal
00:49:30There's nothing
00:49:31Happening between us
00:49:33He's just a friend
00:49:34Of a friend
00:49:34Of my brother
00:49:35So
00:49:37It's his loss
00:49:38My gain
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy
00:49:43To kiss on the cam
00:49:44Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:51No, why not
00:49:52There's nothing
00:49:53Between me and Brett
00:49:54Obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on
00:49:57You haven't played
00:49:57The Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite
00:50:01From one end
00:50:02Until one of us
00:50:03Chickens out
00:50:18Come on
00:50:19Damn it
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him
00:50:22At a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison
00:50:24You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:36Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:43Check it out
00:50:45Ten bucks
00:50:45Say they kiss
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over
00:51:03Let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing?
00:51:05Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think
00:51:07You're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night
00:51:09Do you think I care
00:51:10That I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think
00:51:11Rob would think
00:51:11If he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care
00:51:12How about you
00:51:13Electra someone
00:51:13Who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:15Okay
00:51:15No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play
00:51:19These stupid games
00:51:20I'm playing them
00:51:20Because I want to
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me
00:51:35Oh my god
00:51:36Oh shit
00:51:45Ow
00:51:57Oh my god
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:00Oh my god
00:52:02Is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Look at me
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't feel it
00:52:10I can't feel it
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:12All right
00:52:12Hey
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay
00:52:17All right
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:19Hey
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:27Get out of my way
00:52:28Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:31Just put me down
00:52:32Alright here you go
00:52:32Put you down
00:52:34You know you could have died
00:52:36And Chad
00:52:37I mean my god
00:52:38You have no business
00:52:39Being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close
00:52:41To kissing him huh
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:43Would realize he's a total
00:52:44Fucking douche bagger
00:52:45Right
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:47What's not fair
00:52:49What's not fair
00:52:50What am I not understanding
00:52:51Huh
00:52:51What don't I understand
00:52:52I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay
00:52:55I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work
00:52:58All the time
00:52:59You know what
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able
00:53:01To admit that
00:53:02Okay
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better
00:53:05What did I do
00:53:06How am I not any better
00:53:07What are you talking about
00:53:08Your work
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:10I said your life
00:53:11And now what
00:53:11I'm an asshole
00:53:12How am I worse
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me
00:53:16When I was drowning
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform
00:53:19When mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me
00:53:22When I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24Because you drove me to school
00:53:25When I was late
00:53:26Yeah I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:39That's the worst thing
00:53:40That's it
00:53:41I did
00:53:41No no
00:53:42I fell in love with you
00:53:43I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop stop stop
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49And saving me
00:53:50Like a hero
00:53:51And then pushing me away
00:53:53Am I crazy
00:53:55Do you not feel anything
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that
00:54:02Okay
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:10I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45Listen you had no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51That you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:10I think I met you every day
00:55:23Every morning
00:55:25And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30Because it's you that I see
00:55:34Every time
00:55:38Hey
00:55:40What?
00:55:47I want you to take me
00:55:49Right here
00:55:52Right now
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protective older brother
00:56:36But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02For a little
00:57:04Until we find the right moment
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:08I don't want to hear what
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers
00:57:29Thinking about you
00:57:38Hi Captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:46And just sprinting to you
00:57:48Aw
00:57:49Well
00:57:50As much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53Don't
00:57:54My legs are killing me
00:57:55And
00:57:57I really like your car
00:57:58Oh I know you love my car
00:58:00He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:04Stop
00:58:05Don't
00:58:06Read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:10Is etched into my heart
00:58:11Into my soul
00:58:13It trails kisses from my neck
00:58:15To my breasts
00:58:16Gently sucking
00:58:17And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:20That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:24When he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palm's my center
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34Are you awake, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:39Fuck
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:47Bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08Hey
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business
00:59:13Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because Brett
00:59:14Took a chance on you
00:59:15Once
00:59:16You're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21Save it for someone
00:59:21Who gives a damn
00:59:25Shoot
00:59:27Late
00:59:47Brett
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:11See what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:22Attention
01:00:23All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32Whoever's responsible
01:00:33To come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise
01:00:35Will be forced
01:00:36To contact the campus police
01:00:38For a thorough search
01:00:40Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone
01:00:42Who would do anything
01:00:43To stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48In the bathroom
01:00:48Like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were a
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:01:00Who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02Who came in with
01:01:02Zero athletic ability
01:01:04And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12Your turn Scott
01:01:14Sure
01:01:15But I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:20Well well well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:23To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27That quick
01:01:28Without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32Are grounds for immediate
01:01:33Dismissal of the squad
01:01:34Coach
01:01:35I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:37Okay those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:39A cheater and a liar
01:01:41Coach
01:01:42Please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:45I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49Could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah those are actually
01:01:52My vitamins
01:01:54Did you forget
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56To my vitamins this morning
01:01:58Yeah sorry
01:01:58I should have
01:01:59Labeled them or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No they aren't
01:02:03Uh Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05That you come to possess
01:02:06Such extensive knowledge
01:02:08Of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12They look suspicious
01:02:13Well we were just
01:02:14Worried about the integrity
01:02:16Of the team
01:02:16Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18Everything was legitimate
01:02:19That's enough
01:02:20All I see here
01:02:21Are three bullies
01:02:22Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24You are stripped
01:02:25Of captaincy
01:02:26Effective immediately
01:02:28What
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:31Nobody else knows
01:02:32The whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34Yeah every count
01:02:35Every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41Walk in here
01:02:41And steal everything from me
01:02:42That's enough Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:50Listen up
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn
01:02:51For the basket toss
01:02:52You're gonna have
01:02:53A little timing issue
01:02:54You want us to drop her
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:57That's the point
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time
01:03:00In cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03Coach will kill me
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05Then say goodbye
01:03:06To those little supplements
01:03:07That keep you fitting
01:03:07In your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:11Every dirty little secret
01:03:12Do exactly as I say
01:03:14Or you're gone
01:03:15Your call
01:03:16And make sure
01:03:17She falls hard enough
01:03:18She never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there
01:03:30How did you know
01:03:31That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:32In my purse
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something
01:03:35In your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42In the bathroom
01:03:43Like ten minutes before
01:03:44Yeah
01:03:45She was throwing up
01:03:47It was when we were
01:03:49When we were
01:03:51Having
01:03:54Bone
01:03:55Sex
01:03:57So she's the one
01:03:58Who interrupted
01:03:58My grand finale
01:04:00Allison do you have
01:04:01Any idea
01:04:01How hard it was to stop
01:04:04Hey do you
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat
01:04:08Seriously
01:04:08Go put that garbage
01:04:09In your head
01:04:10I don't want you
01:04:11To say anything
01:04:11Like that again
01:04:12I mean I'm being
01:04:12Serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16Perfect
01:04:16You're so you are
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21To catch you
01:04:22When you fall
01:04:24Always
01:04:27All right
01:04:28On the count
01:04:29You both perform
01:04:30An elevated prep
01:04:31Rita you're up first
01:04:32Then Allison
01:04:45Okay
01:04:46Alice
01:04:47Hey
01:04:48Great job you guys
01:04:49You killed it
01:05:14Hey I told you to catch you
01:05:17Brett you just saved my life
01:05:19I guess that makes me like a backup tree weed or something
01:05:25Are you serious Scott
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt
01:05:29So you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31Are you kidding me
01:05:32They almost dropped me
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:35That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym
01:05:42And think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46Oh Brett
01:05:48Thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53All right everyone
01:05:54In light of performances and character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:01As the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:05Wow
01:06:07Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09Wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14And that's game
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:21Look I know
01:06:22It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28Ew
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31Yo
01:06:32Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good baby
01:06:35Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know
01:06:38Something with a little extra
01:06:39Bump and grind
01:06:40You're so gross
01:06:43Yo what the hell
01:06:44Are you serious
01:06:45What
01:06:46What's going on
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48No don't play with me bitch
01:06:49You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53How about you spend more time
01:06:54Training on the field
01:06:55So that what happens today
01:06:56Never happens again
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special
01:07:01Why
01:07:01You know everyone knows
01:07:03How you got the captain's position
01:07:04How
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09Considering how much
01:07:10You suck
01:07:10While you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:14Hey
01:07:15I'm more than one
01:07:16I do
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20She's a public boss
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride
01:07:24Hey
01:07:25Hey
01:07:26Hey fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:31Hey
01:07:35That's enough
01:07:36What's going on here
01:07:37I mean coach
01:07:38We all saw it
01:07:39Chad was going to hit her
01:07:41You're going to hit her
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:43You
01:07:45With me
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut
01:07:47Okay
01:07:47Let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER
01:07:49Okay
01:07:50Alright
01:07:52You sure you're on me
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut
01:07:59You could have broken your hand
01:08:01Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:06Shut up
01:08:13You know I could kind of get used to this having Nurse Allison around
01:08:18Take care of me
01:08:18Help me out
01:08:20Yo guys 304
01:08:22I think it's this one
01:08:22Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh shit
01:08:25No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:27They can't see us like this
01:08:29I won't let him
01:08:30Let's tell him
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth
01:08:32In front of the entire team
01:08:36Ron's going to kill you
01:08:38Remind you
01:08:39Let's hide
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:46Brett
01:08:48Brett you in there
01:08:48Yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51John you have no idea
01:08:53How crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know every single time I see you
01:08:58All I can think about is uh
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:04You need a hand man?
01:09:05No I got everything I need uh
01:09:08Right here
01:09:14You gotta be quiet
01:09:18Unless you are not as much
01:09:21Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24Hey you know what it uh
01:09:25Takes me a very long time
01:09:27Assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:38I feel what you did
01:09:42It's kind of hard to mess
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46Mine's wrong
01:09:48Brett you gotta speed this up man
01:09:50We got your food
01:09:50It's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53Hey why don't you guys just beat it alright?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time
01:10:08You know what I mean?
01:10:10You know you could have just asked
01:10:12You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:28Are you gonna help me?
01:10:34No I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this guaranteed
01:10:56I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00Sick
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:20She bought it
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's not true
01:11:34You know what I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Alison become captain
01:11:57You know that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07No more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Alison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane
01:12:15Okay
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie
01:12:18It's all coming out now
01:12:20I saw her taking pills
01:12:21For practice
01:12:22We trusted you
01:12:23Cheater
01:12:26Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:29Messes with me
01:12:30Open your eyes Brett
01:12:31She's using you
01:12:33For the clout
01:12:34For the status
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:39Rita you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit
01:12:41It's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear
01:12:45If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Listen
01:12:49Just
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:51Hey everybody
01:12:51Just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister okay
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58Alright
01:12:59That's enough
01:12:59That's enough
01:13:01Now
01:13:01In light of these
01:13:03Significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the
01:13:05Evidence that has been presented
01:13:07I have no choice
01:13:09Alison Scott
01:13:10You are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position as captain
01:13:12Of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore
01:13:14You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on
01:13:21Hold it
01:13:22If you would please
01:13:23Look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27That can help you guys
01:13:28Get healthy
01:13:29The right way
01:13:29No more pills
01:13:30No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen
01:13:35You guys are never gonna have to
01:13:36Take any of these
01:13:36Take your spells ever again
01:13:38So
01:13:38What's the catch?
01:13:40We're gonna make Rita
01:13:40Take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one
01:13:46That Rita just played
01:13:48Not for the drugs
01:13:50These are the drugs
01:13:51That I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these
01:13:54At any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world
01:13:56You wanna check these out
01:13:57Principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:05Rita is the one
01:14:05Who has been forcing
01:14:06Her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous
01:14:08Weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them
01:14:11If they wouldn't comply
01:14:11And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them
01:14:14For the bodies
01:14:14That they have
01:14:15Now everybody is different
01:14:16But all bodies
01:14:17Are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Alison
01:14:20For one reason
01:14:20One reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened
01:14:23The total control
01:14:24That Rita had
01:14:24Over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:27Because Alison
01:14:27She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never
01:14:30Do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves
01:14:32To be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true
01:14:36He's lying
01:14:37She's the one
01:14:38Who's been drugging the team
01:14:40Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:43Lock her up
01:14:44Lock her up
01:14:45You fucking bitch
01:14:46You ruined my life
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:01Look at you
01:15:02Playing the victim
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself
01:15:05At me for weeks
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance
01:15:08You ruined crying to Harrison
01:15:10Nothing but a little
01:15:12Shut up dude
01:15:13Shut up
01:15:14What are you going to do
01:15:14About it Harrison
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16You're going to get
01:15:17Exactly what you deserve
01:15:18Right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've
01:15:24Had a number of
01:15:25Allegations
01:15:26Of sexual harassment
01:15:27Against you
01:15:28From various female students
01:15:29As of now
01:15:30You are officially
01:15:31Suspended from all
01:15:32School activities
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No
01:15:34My father
01:15:35Your father
01:15:36May have his name
01:15:37On the library
01:15:38But I assure you
01:15:38His money will not
01:15:40Buy you immunity
01:15:41You can take him away
01:15:42Marty's over
01:15:43Let go
01:15:44No
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:45This isn't over
01:15:49And as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51On behalf
01:15:52Of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize
01:15:56To you
01:15:57For everything
01:15:58That you've had to endure
01:15:59And as of now
01:16:00You can consider yourself
01:16:02Officially reinstated
01:16:03As captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06Officially reinstated
01:16:07As captain
01:16:10Thank you principal
01:16:11Alright everyone
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected
01:16:14Drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed
01:16:15The show
01:16:16But
01:16:16We have a game
01:16:18To get back to
01:16:18So let's cheer on
01:16:19Our wolves
01:16:22Let's win
01:16:34Cut down
01:16:36State University
01:16:37Wins it all
01:16:42Yes
01:16:43Yes
01:16:44Yes
01:16:54Kiss
01:16:55Kiss
01:16:56Kiss
01:16:57Kiss
01:16:58Kiss
01:16:58Kiss
01:17:00Kiss
01:17:00Kiss
01:17:01Kiss
01:17:01Kiss
01:17:01Kiss
01:17:01Kiss
01:17:02Kiss
01:17:02Kiss
01:17:02Kiss
01:17:02Kiss
01:17:05Hey
01:17:06Allison
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, isn't it?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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