00:00Harry!
00:01What?
00:03Harry!
00:05Sir!
00:10Why don't you send me a dress?
00:12Well, it does match your eyes.
00:13Is there a bonnet? Aha!
00:18Hey! She doesn't get interested in you because she thinks you're the chosen one.
00:21But I am the chosen one.
00:23Okay, sorry, um...
00:25Nearly headless? How can you be nearly headless?
00:30Where are they, anyway?
00:32Did you see a local tent, Harry?
00:34Do I?
00:36Yeah. Yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.
00:41The eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folk.
00:44Not to mention the pincers.
00:50Do you think she knows I exist?
00:52I bloody well hope so. She's been snogging you for three months.
00:56Spiders.
00:58Spiders.
00:59They want me to tap dance.
01:00I don't want to tap dance.
01:02You tell those spiders wrong.
01:04Read it.
01:08Messers Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
01:13Offer their compliments to Professor Snape.
01:17And...
01:18Go on.
01:20And request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
01:24What?
01:25No offense, but I really don't care.
01:28I'm in love with her!
01:29Oh, I'm fine, you're in love with her. Have you ever actually met her?
01:32Do something!
01:34Tell them I need no harm!
01:36I'm sorry, Professor.
01:38I must not tell lies.
01:49She deserves what she got!
01:51Just keep away from me!
01:54You're not allowed to do magic outside school?
01:55Yeah? Try me.
01:58Lamp.
01:59What is it you wanted to show me?
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