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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop?
00:00:59Tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19I don't want you to stop.
00:01:36I don't want you to stop.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:47Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:49What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:57Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I...
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Okay.
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:10You're all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:16to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:50in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:07:59Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam,
00:08:28is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:30of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Give me a DNA test
00:08:34for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:46we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51They're gonna love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so,
00:08:55I was, uh,
00:08:56thinking
00:08:57that
00:08:58since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably
00:09:02kiss
00:09:03once or twice
00:09:04in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:06Should we use
00:09:08our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no,
00:09:10definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no.
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical
00:09:18outside of that
00:09:18does not have any.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper
00:09:26to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way
00:09:28of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman
00:09:40pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well,
00:09:44I'm not your woman
00:09:45and this isn't
00:09:46a real relationship
00:09:47and I don't want
00:09:48your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers,
00:09:51all bakery items
00:09:52are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:54Quick,
00:09:55go grab a dozen
00:09:56pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies,
00:09:58I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday
00:10:10special today.
00:10:11Spend $500,
00:10:12get 10% off
00:10:13and you are just short
00:10:1415 bucks
00:10:15if you want to
00:10:16take advantage of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have
00:10:19that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:20Will you get
00:10:21a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here,
00:10:29this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay
00:10:38when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait
00:10:39your turn.
00:10:45Damn,
00:10:45my fake wife
00:10:46has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait,
00:10:54not the pies,
00:10:54not the pies.
00:10:55You can just
00:10:56set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you
00:11:04all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry,
00:11:17I have enough
00:11:17for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Hi.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:41Sit.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character,
00:12:07wifey.
00:12:07Yeah, we'll stay
00:12:08out of character
00:12:09until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction
00:12:30for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging,
00:12:34I just need to get
00:12:36my story straight
00:12:36or my mom will eat
00:12:37both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say
00:12:40that you do
00:12:41mid-level management
00:12:41for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectful.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband
00:12:52works for them too.
00:12:53So, perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and wear something nice
00:13:01for Christmas dinner.
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30Sam, it's time to check out
00:13:31the new HQ site.
00:13:33Don, you're covered in water
00:13:34and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:35and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughters?
00:13:41Give me a DNA test
00:13:43for that little girl
00:13:44that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:02That's Megan!
00:14:03Oh, dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious
00:14:11husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me
00:14:14Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got
00:14:20a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably
00:14:24just some story
00:14:25she cooked up
00:14:26to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age,
00:14:33you become undateable.
00:14:35Oh, plus a kid
00:14:36looks so bad
00:14:37on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why
00:14:42I refuse to come home
00:14:43single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela?
00:14:45Debbie, my dating life,
00:14:47quite frankly,
00:14:48is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried
00:14:50about you.
00:14:51All these years
00:14:52without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know,
00:14:57you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up
00:15:01out of wedlock
00:15:02raising a kid
00:15:03all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does
00:15:07this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover
00:15:19for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have
00:15:23to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually,
00:15:27he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:34He is really
00:15:36good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva,
00:15:41on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:44She's our daughter
00:15:45and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year
00:15:49when I introduced you
00:15:51to my husband's nephew,
00:15:53William,
00:15:53and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works
00:15:57for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand.
00:16:01A year.
00:16:02That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up
00:16:07for him
00:16:08all the way
00:16:08to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:14Willie,
00:16:16you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving
00:16:36around in a car like that
00:16:37had you not married
00:16:38that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed
00:16:50the time they're not, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being
00:16:54a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around
00:16:57with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah.
00:16:59A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile,
00:17:02you're climbing
00:17:03the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:09of my Christmas bonus.
00:17:10Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams,
00:17:22a successful man
00:17:23of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason,
00:17:27he's willing to overlook
00:17:28your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:31Did your husband afford
00:17:33anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life
00:17:35if I can give you a Piper
00:17:36with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:40and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you
00:17:44if you were the last man
00:17:45on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:53He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then,
00:18:01where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies
00:18:12just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you
00:18:14on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you
00:18:17what happens
00:18:18to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hi.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27We're gonna take her in
00:18:28and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter
00:18:33with you?
00:18:35How dare you put
00:18:36your filthy hands
00:18:36on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go
00:18:41and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having
00:18:44such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go!
00:18:48Let me go!
00:19:00Touch my wife again
00:19:02and I will snap
00:19:03every finger
00:19:03that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:16Mom, Dad,
00:19:17I'd take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like
00:19:19we have a real Grinch
00:19:20to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:24or I've been hearing
00:19:25so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about
00:19:29to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:47He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here
00:19:50than William would ever
00:19:51dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way
00:19:55that you drive that
00:19:57pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more
00:20:03than a house.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news
00:20:06when the CEO
00:20:07of the Harrison Group
00:20:08bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said,
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all
00:20:20he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here
00:20:22to put on a show
00:20:23for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal,
00:20:25aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs
00:20:28to the CEO
00:20:28of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away
00:20:31with it?
00:20:32That's what I want
00:20:33to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never
00:20:40marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max,
00:20:43be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car
00:20:45come from?
00:20:47How much
00:20:47did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you
00:20:49more money
00:20:50than you'd make
00:20:51it three lifetimes.
00:20:52So,
00:20:54you need a breath, man.
00:20:58Hey,
00:20:58that's it!
00:20:58I'm calling the cops!
00:20:59Oh,
00:21:00way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous,
00:21:05Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well,
00:21:08too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon,
00:21:16I believe you,
00:21:18but how could
00:21:19Max afford
00:21:20a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith,
00:21:23don't worry,
00:21:23it's my car,
00:21:24okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours,
00:21:27then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here
00:21:30in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas
00:21:33behind bars.
00:21:34Okay,
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine,
00:21:36but then you have to get lost
00:21:37and never show your face
00:21:39around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh,
00:21:41so you're a tough guy,
00:21:43huh?
00:21:43Well,
00:21:43I hope they serve eggnog
00:21:44in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word
00:21:47and I'll give him a real reason
00:21:48to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus,
00:21:52maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here,
00:21:59title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr.
00:22:10Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas,
00:22:21Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck
00:22:23out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass
00:22:24all the way up
00:22:25to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:29Please,
00:22:30please,
00:22:30please,
00:22:30please,
00:22:30please,
00:22:31please,
00:22:31please.
00:22:41Oh,
00:22:43that William,
00:22:44what a jerk,
00:22:45huh?
00:22:46He fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this
00:22:49little misunderstanding
00:22:50ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh,
00:22:52now you don't want
00:22:53to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh,
00:22:54come on,
00:22:54Eve,
00:22:55we were just
00:22:56looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us,
00:22:58Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son
00:23:00is graduating soon.
00:23:02Do you think that,
00:23:03uh,
00:23:04you could help him
00:23:05get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job
00:23:07at the Harrison Group,
00:23:08even in the mailroom,
00:23:10would open doors.
00:23:11We are family,
00:23:12aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care
00:23:14of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job
00:23:17at the Harrison Group,
00:23:18you can put in an application
00:23:19like everyone else.
00:23:20Abigail,
00:23:21come on,
00:23:22talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say
00:23:25that my daughter
00:23:26was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah,
00:23:28I think you need
00:23:29to take care
00:23:29of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter
00:23:31is just far too busy
00:23:33for your best life
00:23:34for my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on,
00:23:37guys,
00:23:37let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:47This is your fault,
00:23:49Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell
00:23:51the difference
00:23:51between A.I.
00:23:53and reality.
00:23:54My fault?
00:23:55You were the one
00:23:55who was pushing her
00:23:56onto that worm,
00:23:57William!
00:23:58William!
00:24:08Hey,
00:24:08how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know
00:24:10the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you,
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group,
00:24:15remember?
00:24:16I have a friend
00:24:16in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just
00:24:19hands you keys
00:24:20to million-dollar,
00:24:21one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people,
00:24:26has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal
00:24:29kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss,
00:24:31aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah,
00:24:32and you best not forget it,
00:24:33capisce?
00:24:34Oh my God,
00:24:35just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much
00:24:41for letting Max and I
00:24:42stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy
00:24:45that you found
00:24:46such a handsome,
00:24:48strong,
00:24:49good-looking...
00:24:50I think they'd get it on.
00:24:54How's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:56One of you guys
00:24:57just get settled in
00:24:58and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And after your mom
00:25:01takes a cold shower,
00:25:03we'll come back
00:25:03and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not
00:25:14a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:24We just got here
00:25:25and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would,
00:25:31but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:42just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know,
00:25:44something just falls off.
00:25:45Come on.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:47I mean,
00:25:48what do you want him to do?
00:25:49Make him promise
00:25:50to prove him?
00:25:52I'll do this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing
00:26:07and happy holidays.
00:26:08To the newest member
00:26:10of our family,
00:26:11Max.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea
00:26:20what you liked,
00:26:21so I just whipped up
00:26:22a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know
00:26:25what Eva's favorite
00:26:26Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:30She's trying to see
00:26:31if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me
00:26:33you two are married
00:26:34and you don't even know
00:26:35my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:37Mmm.
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Come on.
00:26:46What's she doing?
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom,
00:26:49of course he knows it's...
00:26:51I would like to hear
00:26:51Max say it.
00:26:58Um.
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:07You're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good,
00:27:17but something still
00:27:18feels off.
00:27:19Mom,
00:27:19don't make it weird,
00:27:21okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:24and we eloped
00:27:25before we got to know
00:27:26everything about each other,
00:27:27but our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's
00:27:30just watching too many
00:27:31of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah,
00:27:34now those
00:27:35are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well,
00:27:38then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea
00:27:49to pick this up.
00:27:51Well,
00:27:51um,
00:27:52it's...
00:27:53Silly face,
00:27:54dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily,
00:27:57I was there
00:27:58to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face,
00:28:01I am not paying
00:28:02extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Lousers.
00:28:07That's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this
00:28:10on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well,
00:28:13believe it or not,
00:28:13Miss Smith,
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage
00:28:15out there,
00:28:16and I'm not just
00:28:16talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So,
00:28:22come on,
00:28:22guys,
00:28:23let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:36And this is where
00:28:37y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room
00:28:40set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications,
00:28:45right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, mom,
00:28:48you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper
00:28:50tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey,
00:28:51newlyweds shouldn't
00:28:52sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh,
00:28:56I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning
00:28:58the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about
00:28:59water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have
00:29:0115 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey,
00:29:06it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay,
00:29:15you guys,
00:29:15have a good night,
00:29:16okay?
00:29:21You heard her.
00:29:42Oh,
00:29:43wow.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well,
00:29:47I can't take a shower
00:29:48with my clothes on.
00:29:49Come on,
00:29:50we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering
00:29:53with you.
00:29:54All right,
00:29:54suit yourself.
00:29:55All room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I reach you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed,
00:30:19nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one
00:30:21with the dirty thoughts,
00:30:22wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you
00:30:25unless you say
00:30:26you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:39And your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have me shower while you're left
00:31:06you wish why aren't you getting in pray you'll fall for me it's you who has to worry about resisting
00:31:14me
00:31:14oh yeah
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33this is going to be harder than i thought i'll say what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can resist baby i don't think i want you
00:31:56or maybe we should god he's such a good kisser why does this feel so familiar
00:32:21max we cannot do this what i didn't mean to cross any it's not you max it's us it's this
00:32:28this is all
00:32:29in apps let's not make it more complicated than it is you're right i'm sorry i just need to be
00:32:37sorry
00:32:38just
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him the man from new year's is he piper's father
00:33:02why are you acting
00:33:06oh my god max is piper's father are you okay yeah i just um i just got lightheaded i think
00:33:16i just need
00:33:16wait a few more minutes alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:23we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god what do i do
00:33:34i'm gonna sleep on the floor you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:45i'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47so if there's something you need
00:33:49i can help
00:33:51i want to help
00:33:53he's piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:57um max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid
00:34:06a child
00:34:08no no no that's that's impossible
00:34:10i'm
00:34:10very
00:34:11careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:15i just mean i'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:18family to me is a big commitment and i don't want any loose ends
00:34:23you know
00:34:24right
00:34:26you wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:28i shouldn't tell him about piper
00:34:31why do you ask
00:34:33no reason just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35no i feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this
00:34:39what
00:34:41no
00:34:41well then
00:34:43can i ask you a question
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these
00:34:52and how did you know my exact size
00:34:55i did not get those
00:34:57i don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract
00:35:04give me that
00:35:05give me that
00:35:06give me
00:35:07give me
00:35:07give me
00:35:07give me
00:35:07woo
00:35:19elan
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that i
00:35:25go go go go
00:35:27just a second
00:35:28come in
00:35:30hey hon
00:35:41oh
00:35:43sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck her in
00:35:48you think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:52i can see that
00:35:54well why don't i read it to her
00:35:56i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:58well
00:35:59that a boy
00:36:00you know what just put a shirt on
00:36:01i'm gonna go get her
00:36:03piper
00:36:04here comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09to his team gave a whistle
00:36:11and away they all flew
00:36:13like the down of a thistle
00:36:15but i heard him exclaim
00:36:16as he drove out of sight
00:36:19merry christmas to all
00:36:21and to all
00:36:23a good night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night piper
00:36:35is her dad still around
00:36:37yeah
00:36:38but he doesn't know it
00:36:39because you are her dad
00:36:41uh no
00:36:42that man has no idea
00:36:45what a treasure
00:36:47he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so
00:36:53from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe i should tell him
00:36:57he deserves to know
00:37:05max
00:37:09you're
00:37:10piper's father
00:37:18i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's piper
00:37:46she must have snuck off
00:37:47while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:21yeah this
00:38:23i remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs
00:38:38how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith
00:38:42it was uh it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:45well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:50what is that
00:38:51sardines and saltines
00:38:53it's a smith family classic
00:38:55it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:56during wartime
00:38:57don't be shy
00:38:58go ahead grab a handful
00:39:01max you don't have to
00:39:03no no
00:39:03it's okay
00:39:04it's a smith family staple
00:39:31well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda
00:39:41and her brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:24ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:31able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:38too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:51what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in
00:40:59waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please moranda
00:41:06no ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night
00:41:13stand
00:41:14her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:23oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody
00:41:34merry christmas
00:41:36you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband max pleasure to meet you welcome
00:41:42you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:49but what is handsome as you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa
00:41:57this is for max and i oh my goodness thank you eva
00:42:00let me grab that for you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty
00:42:10not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's right you mean all high you little
00:42:17you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours oh i think you broke my
00:42:24wrist look what
00:42:25you just did to my mother my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:44honey are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you
00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my
00:43:06family out of this her family she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to
00:43:29hear that you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:43:35let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you think
00:43:40you are
00:43:44enough there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe
00:44:02me a thank
00:44:02you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's enough
00:44:07everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:43my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu three times the
00:44:52price fifty times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food
00:45:01isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you come on let's go no no
00:45:09don't
00:45:10you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like i know dear i just want
00:45:17to have our family together fine we'll let the strays sit and eat with us you're a stray than a
00:45:24bitch what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay can i have a little apple it's okay sweetie
00:45:37we'll get
00:45:38something right after like drive through i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly
00:45:46memorable christmas present no straight out jayzy are you okay yes please you hit my child you're
00:45:56crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:09don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:15piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:21okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on
00:46:27speed dial actually i do he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:38sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:49you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica now i get why you
00:47:00married
00:47:01him eva his silly delusions are just adorable x what are you doing don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:08santa's already on his way actually five four three two
00:47:19a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:38thanks boss boss boss eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison
00:47:52you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:59come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be
00:48:06my
00:48:06husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:48:12from that bigwig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:29how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are you i
00:48:41told you i'm eva's husband
00:48:43that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:53you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57some of the small ones i mean you know that you work for me oh god i insulted my own
00:49:04boss i'm finished
00:49:10oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard pretending to be ceo
00:49:19is a hell of a move worth every penny i'm paying him for tonight your feast ends and with that
00:49:25your career
00:49:27you're fired you're fired fired sam
00:49:34fired god i can't be fired
00:49:39what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr harrison i'll do anything guys
00:49:47take out the trash
00:49:53and you
00:49:54oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition yeah well there's a new family
00:50:03tradition sam
00:50:09will you do me the honors
00:50:11glassy
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:20father do something
00:50:23well you kind of deserve that i'm leaving
00:50:27mmm pumpkin my favorite
00:50:33come on sweetie daddy had the scrap line just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry i ruined your christmas i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:52well if you want we can have many more just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that or is he just playing the part i can't tell and that terrifies me
00:51:04you
00:51:07merry christmas mr harrison i brought you a gift here's the paternity test between the boss and that
00:51:12little girl
00:51:12oh this is wonderful sam i have a granddaughter tell me everything miss eva smith single mother small
00:51:28town gal didn't finish high school currently works in retail oh maximus i thought i raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout in the harrison family what a chance
00:51:43she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter maximus seems to like her silence get me the
00:51:50address where she works it's happy heels on broadway that's nice we own that one good work
00:51:57but take off that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law and how about you
00:52:24me yeah are you happy with your new husband
00:52:32eva
00:52:43that birthmark family to me is a big commitment and i don't want any loose ends you know
00:52:51maximus there's so much we don't know so much we're not telling each other
00:52:56no feelings no complications that's what we agreed upon yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:03max yeah i guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold maybe i'll go grab some more firewood max i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important what's gotten into her is she hiding something is this the part
00:53:24where you tell me there's no santa i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:28i don't know
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie oh my gosh it's so swollen must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay
00:53:50come on pipe
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again but that's not true you're leaving after
00:54:05christmas aren't you
00:54:07uh
00:54:08daddy
00:54:09no
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:28really please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was scar
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42i have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:46i got that when i was about your age some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51really no way
00:54:53no it was actually a cactus but it's still cool
00:54:59i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:04piper
00:55:05how long have you had that my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you six six that one night stands about seven years ago okay i found the first
00:55:21aid kit
00:55:22eva are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:28what do i even say
00:55:29what do i even say and how do i explain it to piper
00:55:31sorry honey this man's your dad and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:35um
00:55:36um yeah
00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie
00:55:42eva
00:55:46okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:04that must be an emergency
00:56:06excuse me sorry i'll take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay yeah mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:28why haven't you picked up my calls i'm telling you max that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout doesn't even have a decent job and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband max that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max you can't know piper's your daughter your mother would take her away after christmas
00:56:56it's over
00:56:59eva
00:57:01maximus are you even listening to me no mom mom listen i'm sorry okay eva's my wife and i've made
00:57:08up my mind
00:57:09i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva
00:57:30oh
00:57:31oh wow
00:57:33that's so cool
00:57:34uh derek this is from eva and i oh thank you so much
00:57:40it's just thanks guys glad you're here
00:57:44we got it oh wow damn these are nice grandpa language little ears
00:57:56piper do you want to go see your present it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here i'll go with you remember the song that we sing ready ready grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06what we got guys walking home from our house christmas eve
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before
00:58:23have we met before she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31i don't know what you're getting at eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:44i don't know what you're talking about lots of people have birthmarks are very common
00:58:48i feel so awful but i can't lose my child no matter how i feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay
00:59:02are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:06no i'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh i almost forgot
00:59:14i got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too
00:59:16tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you make these
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage but that's christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me i just want to do a little something for you
00:59:48how do they feel warm right yeah warm soft
00:59:58perfect
01:00:02thank you eva
01:00:04i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really
01:00:10yeah my mom she partied all the time and i got gifts plenty of them but
01:00:16i don't think she ever bought one herself nothing personal well you deserve it
01:00:24you're a good guy and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your christmases with
01:00:34what if that day's today
01:00:38what if i already found someone special
01:00:43right here
01:01:08what if you want me to stop you better tell me right now
01:01:19come on
01:01:21i don't want you to stop
01:01:28no matter how many years pass i still can't resist him
01:01:35i don't want you
01:01:55Oh, God, you are driving me the fucking insane.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:04Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:22Piper!
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:16Let me tell you, let me give it to you.
01:03:24Let's see.
01:03:54What are you calling me?
01:03:55What are you calling me?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:16go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:25keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife. You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas. So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:58Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:13So, this is just a goodbye. Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look. Last night, I let my guard down. But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper. And being with
01:05:30you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need. I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father. Just
01:05:40say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it. You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom. It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53Hey, you promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much. Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00Alright, fine. When?
01:07:04Two days. I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need. Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you. So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie. If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I
01:07:28love.
01:07:36I love you.
01:07:42I love you.
01:07:43Keep back.
01:07:43I'm gonna go down here.
01:07:44Keep on the side.
01:07:44Keep in setting time.
01:07:48Keep in between.
01:07:58Keep in between.
01:08:00and I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:31I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:36What?
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:49and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management,
01:08:59and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband,
01:09:02and I'm a father.
01:09:05What?
01:09:09What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome.
01:09:35I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:48Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:09:50but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on.
01:09:53She wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style,
01:10:24but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind,
01:10:37she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:27This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:42People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:53or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:05You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:15I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen,
01:12:19don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person,
01:12:25after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out.
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel
01:12:45to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman
01:12:53of the Harrison Group
01:12:55and the owner of the store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison,
01:13:00mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear,
01:13:05are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on,
01:13:15this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional,
01:13:29responsible,
01:13:31far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You,
01:13:38out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:45I,
01:13:46I,
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No,
01:13:50don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it,
01:13:55my dear.
01:13:58First assignment,
01:14:00I want that row
01:14:02and that row
01:14:03and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up
01:14:08and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home,
01:14:14I'll tell her
01:14:15I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait
01:14:18to finally meet
01:14:18my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother
01:14:27of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course,
01:14:29she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison,
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:50I,
01:14:51uh,
01:14:52There you are,
01:14:53Eva.
01:14:55Wonderful,
01:14:56we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you,
01:15:01that means you really are
01:15:06the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well,
01:15:10I tried to tell you,
01:15:11but...
01:15:11Stop.
01:15:13And you,
01:15:14you lied to me
01:15:15at the store.
01:15:17You were both
01:15:18just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game
01:15:21rich people play?
01:15:21I'm sorry,
01:15:22Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might
01:15:24be using my son
01:15:25just after his money,
01:15:27but I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva,
01:15:29please.
01:15:29I don't deserve
01:15:30to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl
01:15:33is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think
01:15:35that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:38Eva,
01:15:39what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom,
01:15:42what did you do?
01:15:43I,
01:15:43I was just trying
01:15:44to get the two of you
01:15:45back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something
01:15:49that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her.
01:16:03Eva.
01:16:04Let me go.
01:16:05I swear,
01:16:06it's not what you think.
01:16:07We come from
01:16:08two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending
01:16:10like you care.
01:16:10I'm not pretending.
01:16:12Okay,
01:16:12I can't fake
01:16:13what we have.
01:16:14And everything
01:16:14I've done for you
01:16:15and Piper,
01:16:16this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again
01:16:23and I will snap
01:16:24every finger
01:16:24that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God,
01:16:28you weren't
01:16:28driving me
01:16:29fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever
01:16:33it takes
01:16:33to be a good husband,
01:16:34a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care
01:16:52or we belong together?
01:16:55Look,
01:16:55I already told you.
01:16:56We're from
01:16:57two completely
01:16:57different worlds.
01:16:58now I held up
01:16:59my end of the deal
01:17:00and I met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce
01:17:04from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry,
01:17:15Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away
01:17:16is the only choice
01:17:17I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay,
01:17:27mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie,
01:17:29I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No,
01:17:39you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay,
01:17:44sweetie.
01:17:47I miss daddy,
01:17:48too.
01:17:51I want Max
01:17:52to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you
01:17:57want to be
01:17:57with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always
01:18:08taught you
01:18:08to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time
01:18:11for mommy
01:18:11to be brave,
01:18:12too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you
01:18:15going to do,
01:18:16mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly
01:18:18what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves
01:18:23to know
01:18:24Piper is
01:18:25his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby
01:18:36back.
01:18:37Don't you think
01:18:38I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't
01:18:40want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise
01:18:42you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter
01:18:43is still out there.
01:18:44You can't abandon
01:18:45her.
01:18:46Mom,
01:18:47you don't get it.
01:18:47I made a deal
01:18:49with Eva
01:18:49to play my wife
01:18:50and Piper,
01:18:52she was
01:18:53an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you
01:18:56talking about?
01:18:57I already ran
01:18:58a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is
01:19:01your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Year's,
01:19:15that woman
01:19:15was Eva.
01:19:26Eva.
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:35Oh.
01:19:37I missed you
01:19:38so much,
01:19:38sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget
01:19:52to be brave,
01:19:53Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:00I was scared.
01:20:02but I don't
01:20:03want to be
01:20:03scared anymore
01:20:05because what
01:20:06we have
01:20:06is real
01:20:06and it's
01:20:07worth fighting
01:20:07for.
01:20:09Sweetheart,
01:20:10I have
01:20:11something to
01:20:12tell you.
01:20:13I have
01:20:13something to
01:20:14tell you,
01:20:14too.
01:20:17Piper is
01:20:18your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet
01:20:21granddaughter.
01:20:22Mama!
01:20:24Oh.
01:20:27Well, I just
01:20:27found out
01:20:28for sure
01:20:28a few minutes
01:20:29ago,
01:20:29but you've
01:20:29known this
01:20:30whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't
01:20:33know if you
01:20:34were going to
01:20:34take her from
01:20:34me.
01:20:35I didn't
01:20:35know how
01:20:36you were
01:20:36feeling.
01:20:38How could
01:20:38you not
01:20:38know how
01:20:39I felt?
01:20:51I love
01:20:51you, Eva.
01:20:54I love
01:20:55you, too.
01:20:56I promise,
01:20:58for the rest
01:20:58of my life,
01:20:59I'm going to
01:20:59make it up
01:21:00to you.
01:21:02As long
01:21:02as we're
01:21:02together,
01:21:04it doesn't
01:21:04matter where
01:21:05we are.
01:21:08I love
01:21:15will you
01:21:15marry me,
01:21:16Eva?
01:21:17For real
01:21:18this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of
01:21:21course, I'll
01:21:22marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:35Looks like
01:21:36you're stuck
01:21:36with me the
01:21:36next Christmas
01:21:37and the
01:21:38Christmas after
01:21:38that.
01:21:39and
01:21:39forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't
01:21:43have it
01:21:43any other
01:21:43way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me
01:21:55back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm
01:21:58struck your
01:21:59tire!
01:22:02Looks like
01:22:03I have to
01:22:03take out
01:22:03the trash
01:22:04again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10I'm not funny.
01:22:10I'm not funny.
01:22:10I'm not funny.
01:22:11I'm not funny.
01:22:11I'm not funny.
01:22:11I'm not funny.
01:22:11I'm not funny.
01:22:11I'm not funny.
01:22:11I'm not funny.
01:22:12I'm not funny.
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