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Allie's world is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Her deepest, most scandalous fantasies starring her brother's best friend, Brett Harrison, are suddenly becoming a reality when she accidentally emails him a steamy 4,000-word fanfiction. Just when she thinks she's safe, she finds herself living under the same roof as the star quarterback himself.

Now Allie is navigating a new city, a new school, and the constant, thrilling tension of living with the one person who knows her wildest secrets. Can she keep her composure when Brett is right there, reminding her of every forbidden thought? Will her attempt to join the cheerleading squad lead to more unexpected encounters with the football captain?

This is a story of forbidden desires, accidental confessions, and the chaotic intersection of fantasy and reality. Get ready for a wild ride as Allie tries to survive living with her ultimate crush.

#BrothersBestFriend #ForbiddenDesires #FanficDrama
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:26No.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend,
00:00:50claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:53on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice, hi.
00:02:55Whoa, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of a chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:56open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I don't know.
00:04:15Any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me?
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost.
00:06:47And we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making them.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slipped.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously?
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is it at?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My whole life.
00:11:32I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms in here?
00:12:14I'll tell you guys.
00:12:16Keep a garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:56Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30About Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea?
00:17:46For you to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on.
00:17:48Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting it.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:12I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:29I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:29It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison, Allison, stop that.
00:22:59Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11Who says that you have to stop?
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:39Routing everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ally?
00:23:58Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:18Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Ally called me, dumbass.
00:24:24And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:29or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:31It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving,
00:24:40and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:45Okay? Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know,
00:25:00like an urgent care right now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:05I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:16Wait.
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:20Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:39Is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:08No.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Hm?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm no hands-on.
00:27:06Mm.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not...
00:27:20with anyone.
00:27:22Um...
00:27:22I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:25She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:37Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:11We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:16But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go!
00:28:20We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:58You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08Your turn.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:32It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:01Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Good flirting, you two.
00:30:15You know what I mean.
00:30:33Oh, my.
00:30:34Oh, my.
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:35Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:38Hot!
00:30:44Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah.
00:30:47For sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach.
00:30:56But...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02It's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:09You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19So...
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21Alright?
00:31:22Listen.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and
00:31:35makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:37Had...
00:31:39Oh my god.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:41This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:43She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:46It's okay.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:48Alright?
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:08Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7am.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:51We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you as...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:15Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21Alright!
00:35:22Time's ticking.
00:35:23Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:30But...
00:35:32It works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:50Hold in.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:58Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03I'm okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:31Oh, yeah!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is serious.
00:36:46She's so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54She's getting lucky tonight!
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:04if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:19The 20!
00:37:21The 10!
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:25Pat Harrison does it again!
00:37:27State wins!
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Thank you!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:46Congrats!
00:37:46On the win, Captain!
00:37:47That was really good!
00:37:49You know, it's, uh,
00:37:50truly just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You ok?
00:38:07oh my god is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:14Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good ol' kiss can stand-off. Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Come on Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:40I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:22No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing!
00:40:29I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests!
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:07He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:20You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:38Oh, my God, he's killing me.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get out of what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:56You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:34So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:06Thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:28Oh.
00:45:30God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15Hmm.
00:47:16I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine?
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this, Timmy.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second,
00:48:12and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:35Of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Aw, you can check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17I know.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god!
00:51:36Oh shit!
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:47Hey, I got you.
00:51:49You okay?
00:51:50Hey.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:56I got you.
00:51:57Oh my god.
00:51:58Oh my god.
00:52:03Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Hey, hey. You okay?
00:52:07I can't. I can't feel it. I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just try to breathe. Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right, hey.
00:52:16I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right. Let's get you in. Let's get you in.
00:52:22Let's get you in.
00:52:22Okay?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:26Oh, my God.
00:52:27Get out of my way. Move. Move.
00:52:30God, just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32All right, here you go. Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:36And, Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair? What am I not understanding? Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works, okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:09I jumped in the pool. I saved your life. And now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone. Because you drove me to school when I was
00:53:26late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40That's it.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you. I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop. Stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that. I know.
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you had no idea every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day.
00:55:23Every morning.
00:55:24And every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:31It's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me.
00:55:49Right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's gonna kill you.
00:56:32You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:56:40How much I love you.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:47I don't know. I think...
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little.
00:57:03Until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to hear it.
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:37Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Aww.
00:57:49Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me...
00:57:53Don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me and...
00:57:56I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you.
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:12He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:16Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palm's my center.
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you awake, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:39Fuck.
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:45Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:26Late.
00:59:46Brett.
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:15You found my bag.
01:00:16I was looking for that.
01:00:18No problem.
01:00:19Uh-huh.
01:00:22Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:39thorough search.
01:00:39Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:49Excuse me.
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:56It's every girl's dream.
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:59And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:00I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me.
01:01:06I have nothing to hide.
01:01:12Your turn, Scott.
01:01:14Sure, but I-
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well.
01:01:21Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:24I knew it.
01:01:25No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:28Allison, performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:34Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:43I've never seen those.
01:01:45I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I-
01:01:46Lying.
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:50They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:54Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:57Yeah, sorry.
01:01:58I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:00He's right.
01:02:01They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:03Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just...
01:02:12They look suspicious.
01:02:13Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:18That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:31Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:34Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:40You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:42That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:49Listen up.
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:57That's the point.
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:01So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that.
01:03:03Coach will kill me.
01:03:05Fine.
01:03:05Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:08I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:12Do exactly as I say or you're gone.
01:03:15You're cool.
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:25Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:36So I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:41You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:44Oh, Jesus.
01:03:45Yeah.
01:03:45She was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were...
01:03:49When we were having...
01:03:55Lone sex.
01:03:57So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you...
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:13I'm being serious, too.
01:04:14Allison.
01:04:16Perfect.
01:04:16You're sure you are.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:19I'll always be there.
01:04:21To catch you on your phone.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:28On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:31Rita, you're up first.
01:04:33Then Allison.
01:04:45Okay, Allison.
01:04:47Hey.
01:04:48Great job, you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:14I told you to catch you.
01:05:16Brett.
01:05:18You just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:26Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:34I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:41Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett.
01:05:49My gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of the performances and character,
01:05:57I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:10Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:14And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:21Look, I know.
01:06:22It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay.
01:06:24Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:28Ew.
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:31Yo.
01:06:32Allison.
01:06:33She is.
01:06:34Lookin' good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows?
01:06:37You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:40You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:44Are you serious?
01:06:45What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48Don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I'm in your dreams.
01:06:52How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:58You think you're so fuckin' special?
01:07:01Why?
01:07:01You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:09Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15I'm a woman.
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public bus.
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuckface.
01:07:28You kicked my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:31Run!
01:07:33Run!
01:07:33Run!
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:35That's enough!
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:37I mean, Coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:40You were gonna hit her?
01:07:42No.
01:07:42Get my office now!
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:50Alright.
01:07:52You sure you're on me?
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:59You could have broken your hand.
01:08:01Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:06Shut up.
01:08:13You know, I could kinda get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around.
01:08:17Take care of me.
01:08:18Help me out.
01:08:20Here you go, guys.
01:08:21304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:22Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29You won't let him.
01:08:30Let's tell him.
01:08:31Let's tell him.
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:32In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:38What do you mind you?
01:08:39Let's hide.
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:47Brett, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51Don, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:04Do you need a hand man?
01:09:05No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:14You gotta be quiet.
01:09:16You can't.
01:09:18Unless you are not a fool's.
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:37I feel what you did.
01:09:39I feel what you did.
01:09:42It's kinda hard to miss.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:47All right, you gotta you gotta speed this up, man. We got your food. It's gonna get cold. You know
01:09:51my hands are soft, bro
01:09:52I can help you. Hey, why don't you guys just beat it? All right, I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57Let's just give him some space. Enjoy your blue balls. Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today. I think I've earned some
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time, you know what I mean?
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked
01:10:12You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:16No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:42I'm so bad for you
01:10:45I'm so bad for you
01:10:47Ah, ah
01:10:48Ah
01:10:49Ah
01:10:50Ah
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed. I've heard the halftime show is gonna break the internet. Captain Scott's changed the
01:10:59whole game. Sick
01:11:00Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I
01:11:10Will end you
01:11:11Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:17Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot. She fought it with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:24And her dealer look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's that's not true. You know what? I don't care. Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38Okay, she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them. Just ask them yourself. Oh really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago. He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain. Yeah, that's bullshit. I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors. I've got pills
01:12:06Allie, no more being blackmailed. Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane. Okay. I've never taken a drug in my life. Oh, sweetie
01:12:18It's all coming out now. I saw her taking pills for practice. We trusted you. Cheater
01:12:27Hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open your eyes Brett
01:12:32She's using you for the clout for the status. Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody a total bottom feeder. You know what you're so full of shit. It's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh? And what'd you do to it? You have nothing to fear if you have
01:12:45nothing to hide
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me. Hey everybody, just shut up. This is my sister, okay? She would never do
01:12:54something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58All right, that's enough. That's enough
01:13:00Now in light of these significant allegations as well as the evidence that has been presented. I have no choice
01:13:08Allison Scott you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy the right way more pills and we're purging
01:13:31and we're black
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely. Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rida's secret spells ever again. So what's the
01:13:39catch?
01:13:39We're gonna make Rida take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video this is the real conversation not the edited one that really just played
01:13:48Not for the drugs
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls their vitamins you can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world you want to check these out principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply and she's been shaming them degrading them for the bodies that they
01:14:14have
01:14:14Now everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful. Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason one reason only because she
01:14:21was a threat
01:14:22She's threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad and it's horrible because Allison
01:14:28She's a beautiful person and she would never do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true he's lying
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:39Lock her up lock her up lock her up
01:14:45You fucking bitch you ruined my life
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:01Look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance you run crying to Harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut
01:15:13up
01:15:13What are you gonna do about it Harrison? I don't have to do anything. You're gonna get exactly what you
01:15:17deserve right now
01:15:19Mr.. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students as of now
01:15:30You are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:33What no my father father may have his name on the library
01:15:37But I assure you his money will not buy you immunity you can take him away
01:15:42Artie's over let go
01:15:44No, I'll throw you off
01:15:45This isn't over
01:15:49And that's for you miss Scott on behalf of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57For everything that you've had to endure and as of now you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:10Thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed the show, but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our
01:16:19wolves
01:16:24Oh
01:16:25Oh
01:16:25Oh
01:16:33Yeah
01:16:34Oh
01:16:37Yeah
01:16:38Oh
01:16:38Oh
01:16:38Oh
01:16:42Yes!
01:16:43Yes!
01:16:54Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:57Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:00Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:03Woohoo!
01:17:05Hey!
01:17:06Allison!
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:17He's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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