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Full Episode of Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53Wait, Alice.
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:54Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:00Uh-huh.
00:03:00And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:56open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:21Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:25Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:28Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:36No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:49New city, new school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:52And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:24I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And...
00:05:30more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:44Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:02Be aggressive.
00:06:03He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:14She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:25Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:27Show them aggression.
00:06:28I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:48Yeah.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:53I'm sorry.
00:06:54No!
00:06:55No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa!
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett?
00:07:41He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's all right.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:33I love you!
00:08:44I finally did it. The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:00Touchdown!
00:09:02I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:11It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously?
00:09:15Kevin just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Elson, unhinged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me now.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my messenger?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:09Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:20Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop.
00:10:38Dirty them.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:42Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:46So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:49I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Do what?
00:10:56I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:08Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Ah, yes.
00:11:37Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Any and a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:47I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just like...
00:12:03Oh my god.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms in here?
00:12:14I'll take those.
00:12:15Do you actually use those?
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18Thank you for praise.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:40Yeah.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate.
00:13:18And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:30And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:37And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:42make sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother of Pearl Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53Pearl Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You're a problem with him.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:17You don't control anything.
00:14:17You don't control everything.
00:14:29Freshmen initiation party tonight at club vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress coat.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41seriously
00:14:43but if I don't go it'll be social suicide
00:14:45and I'll never make the squat
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win
00:14:50I'm your roommate
00:14:51and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:53since that's all he wants to be
00:14:55a roommate, my brother's best friend
00:14:57screw him
00:14:58I don't take orders from those
00:15:21oh my god
00:15:23did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29look everyone, the strippers arrived
00:15:31let's all give little miss hooker
00:15:33a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:38thanks
00:15:39at least I don't look so
00:15:41ordinary
00:15:42you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:45I'm starting to think you have a crush
00:15:47Rita
00:15:49now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:51or is everyone just gonna stand around
00:15:53taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56turn the music up
00:15:57let's play a game
00:16:12I dare you
00:16:14to
00:16:15call a guy
00:16:16and get him to come here
00:16:17and make out with you right now
00:16:23shit
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here
00:16:26Chad is deleted
00:16:27and I can't
00:16:28call Brett
00:16:29what's the matter?
00:16:31no guys want you?
00:16:33tick tock sweetie
00:16:35she's stalling
00:16:36she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:38you can't get a guy?
00:16:40you dress like a hooker
00:16:41you flash your tits
00:16:42and not a single man
00:16:42wants to claim you
00:16:43just give me a second
00:16:55hey Allison
00:16:56yeah I
00:17:03that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:06but you're so thirsty
00:17:08lick it up
00:17:13lick it up
00:17:23Brett
00:17:25what's up?
00:17:26where are you?
00:17:28Matt Club Vibe
00:17:29I um
00:17:31I lost a dare
00:17:32yeah?
00:17:34what kind of dare?
00:17:36I need a man to claim me
00:17:39in front of everyone
00:17:40Allison
00:17:41are you asking me to
00:17:41go to a club
00:17:43after I told you
00:17:43that I didn't think
00:17:44it was a good idea
00:17:45for you to go out tonight?
00:17:46come on
00:17:47Brett
00:17:47please this is serious
00:17:48can you just come get me?
00:17:49no Allison
00:17:50you know what
00:17:51you want it to break the rules
00:17:52you enjoy your night
00:17:53Brett
00:17:54please
00:17:58how dare you even think
00:17:59Brett
00:18:00he'd rather die
00:18:01than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:03you literally stalked him
00:18:05into the men's showers
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed
00:18:09a restraining order yet
00:18:15where do you think you're going?
00:18:17grab her
00:18:17no
00:18:18get off of me
00:18:19you lost the dare
00:18:20you paid the price
00:18:24you need to loosen up
00:18:26you couldn't get Brett's touchy
00:18:27that's fine
00:18:27we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:32no
00:18:44what was that?
00:18:47oh
00:18:47Jason here
00:18:48has volunteered
00:18:49to help you finish your dare
00:18:54please
00:18:55come on sweetheart
00:18:56a dare is a dare
00:18:58stop fighting
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor
00:19:03taking that V-cut
00:19:04out there
00:19:04ass
00:19:10please
00:19:13please
00:19:14please stop
00:19:14please
00:19:15you're getting this
00:19:15that's what gets views
00:19:19hey asshole
00:19:32don't you ever put your hands
00:19:33on my girl again
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands
00:19:35on my girl again
00:19:45Brett
00:19:46this is a total overreaction
00:19:48Jason and Allie were just
00:19:49having fun together
00:19:50I mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:52she's practically begging for it
00:20:04you know I better not see any videos of this online
00:20:06or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:09and that goes for everybody
00:20:10I don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:13does everybody understand that?
00:20:16great
00:20:17we're going to delete them right now
00:20:23come on
00:20:24come on
00:20:24you okay
00:20:33come on
00:20:35hey
00:20:35hey
00:20:36what do you think you're doing?
00:20:38huh?
00:20:39you're sneaking out
00:20:40going to a place like this
00:20:42what would have happened if I hadn't shown up
00:20:43huh?
00:20:45what did you mean back there?
00:20:50back where?
00:20:52when you told everyone
00:20:55that I'm your girl
00:20:57the literal meaning
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:05and that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08yeah
00:21:10I know
00:21:11because I'm just Ron's little sister
00:21:12always causing trouble
00:21:14please just put this out
00:21:17happy?
00:21:17yeah
00:21:23well you know what I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:26like I'm desperate
00:21:27no that's not true
00:21:28I know
00:21:28okay I'm a total joke
00:21:29bullshit
00:21:30you're trying to impress people that don't matter okay?
00:21:33these people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards
00:21:35and you don't mean to
00:21:36I know
00:21:36obviously I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:38and I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:40and I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:42that's not true
00:21:45fuck Rita
00:21:46fuck everybody
00:21:49Allison you're perfect just the way that you are
00:21:51I don't want to be me okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked
00:21:53I want to be wanted
00:21:54and I want someone who will answer when I call them
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call
00:22:00I'll always be there
00:22:01so what does that mean?
00:22:03what does that mean for us?
00:22:05what am I to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind
00:22:10I know the rules
00:22:11but look at her
00:22:13all I can think
00:22:15just this once
00:22:17what?
00:22:21just say it! just say it!
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:25because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27no
00:22:27that's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30that is not true
00:22:30then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:34tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:36I can't
00:22:38and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:42so you know what? just forget it
00:22:44forget I said anything
00:22:47I'm done begging you
00:22:49I'm done
00:22:49no, Allison, Allison stop that
00:22:53yes
00:22:58listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross
00:23:02cross
00:23:03why?
00:23:04because if I do
00:23:05I won't be able to stop
00:23:09it says that you have to stop
00:23:13please don't stop
00:23:14please don't stop
00:23:29please don't stop
00:23:35what are you doing, Brett?
00:23:37we're hurting everything
00:23:39what are you doing, Brett?
00:23:50we're hurting everything
00:23:51yo, what's up loser?
00:23:55Ally, are you with Brett right now?
00:24:00I swear to God guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03talk to me
00:24:03it takes time to run
00:24:08what is he doing?
00:24:09is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16yeah, your eyes are super red
00:24:18hey Ron, what's up man?
00:24:20Ally called me, dumbass
00:24:22and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers
00:24:25so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:27or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass
00:24:29it's
00:24:30it was an accident, okay?
00:24:32we just
00:24:33I butt dialed you
00:24:34we
00:24:35went to the freshman party
00:24:36and
00:24:37and
00:24:37I was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:40and so Brett
00:24:41was helping me
00:24:42and I was holding the flashlight
00:24:43okay? chill
00:24:45really?
00:24:46yeah, look
00:24:50it's really dry, okay?
00:24:51my eye is like dying
00:24:55alright
00:24:55Brett, if that's true
00:24:56you guys got to take care to
00:24:57I don't know
00:24:58like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:00I need you to take care of that
00:25:01I was uh, I was going to right after
00:25:03I got it
00:25:05peace
00:25:06bye
00:25:09oh my god
00:25:10that was really, really close
00:25:13hey, what's up?
00:25:14what?
00:25:14what's going on?
00:25:15we should
00:25:15you forgot something
00:25:16no, Ally
00:25:18come on, you almost kissed me
00:25:20hey, Allison
00:25:22stop
00:25:27quit acting so childish
00:25:31you know the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:36is you
00:25:45alright ladies
00:25:46physical assessments today
00:25:48Allison
00:25:49you're up first
00:26:22damn, Allison
00:26:23I see you
00:26:24damn, Allison
00:26:25yeah, looking flexible, Allison
00:26:27you can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby
00:26:30shut up
00:26:38hey, uh
00:26:40hey, watch it
00:26:42what's your problem?
00:26:45huh?
00:26:53partner up
00:26:55stretching drills
00:26:59solo, Allison?
00:27:01let me help
00:27:02I'm real hands on
00:27:03mmm
00:27:05I'm okay
00:27:06come on
00:27:07it'll be fun
00:27:08I promise
00:27:11look, Chad
00:27:12you're really
00:27:14uh, she's with me
00:27:17I'm not
00:27:17with anyone
00:27:19um
00:27:20I don't need rescuing
00:27:21so
00:27:22that's right
00:27:22she doesn't need to keep her Brett
00:27:26excuse me
00:27:30walk away, Chad
00:27:32right now
00:27:35whatever, man
00:27:36you're lost
00:27:42what are you doing?
00:27:43what?
00:27:44are you jealous or something?
00:27:46no, I'm not jealous
00:27:47what was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you
00:27:50keeping the vultures away
00:27:51just doing my job
00:27:55first exercise partner sit-ups
00:28:00alright, come on
00:28:01you first
00:28:08let's go
00:28:09we don't have all day
00:28:10you ready, Bucky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett
00:28:14but how am I supposed to do that
00:28:16if he's everywhere?
00:28:17let's go
00:28:17we don't have all day
00:28:19you wanna play?
00:28:22fine
00:28:22let's play
00:28:23the
00:28:34you
00:28:35it
00:28:38yeah
00:28:39thank you
00:28:49I'm giving it a node
00:28:53good
00:28:53you
00:28:53good
00:28:53good
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56You're not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions!
00:29:06You're dead.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brad?
00:29:51You okay.
00:29:51And done!
00:29:53Allison.
00:29:53You killed it today.
00:29:55You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:29Oh, my God.
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:46Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:51I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:54Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:56Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just, it's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it...
00:31:10And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17No, okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:21Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:32thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35How...
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:37She's gonna kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's gonna...
00:31:41She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:44Well, I'll...
00:31:45It's alright.
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03Um...
00:32:03I had to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:34Hey.
00:32:35Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:53What's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04no hey stop are you crazy consider this a lesson to understand punctuality
00:33:13stop you want to fight i'll give you a reason
00:33:22hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh get your fucking hands off
00:33:26this is the girls locker room cool get out get out of here all of you get out of here
00:33:33right now did you hear me get out you okay it's fine i just can't go out there like this
00:33:45so i'm just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick or something it's gonna be okay we
00:33:49have enough time trust me hi hello listen i need you to go to the school
00:33:56and i need you to meet me in the women's locker room right now
00:34:03all right hey listen use my jersey make it look better than the original
00:34:07all right
00:34:32oh shit is that even allison
00:34:44she looks
00:34:49look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know i think you look better in that jersey
00:34:54than i ever did
00:34:55it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:34:57you know that's true that's that's true i have
00:34:59hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:03yeah you're the only thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's sister
00:35:12of course
00:35:13as more than just a friend's sister
00:35:18all right time's ticking let's move allison i don't know whatever this look is
00:35:27but it works you take center let's go
00:35:42look at the lake
00:35:52ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:14oh yeah
00:36:16oh yeah
00:36:32who is that girl she's on fire
00:36:34it's allison scott who knows she had moves
00:36:42allison is seriously so hot
00:36:44i mean damn i'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:48the body in that uniform whoo you're getting lucky tonight
00:36:54stay with you i don't have to see girls like that
00:36:57they always come running to guys like me
00:36:59i'm telling you right now if you don't fuck off
00:37:02the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist
00:37:14he's on the 30 yard line
00:37:16the 20
00:37:17the 10
00:37:20fuck's down
00:37:22harrison does it again
00:37:24state wins
00:37:39hey
00:37:42oh congrats on the win captain that was really good thank you you know it's uh
00:37:46it's really just another tuesday for me
00:37:48okay shut up
00:37:54kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:05oh my god is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:10kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:23kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:23kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:25kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:28kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:29kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:29kiss
00:38:29Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37Oh, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait, what?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:02Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:18Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane.
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:34But it feels so right.
00:39:37I never want it to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:48Harrison!
00:39:51Oh, shit.
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:57You're making a scene.
00:39:58I'm making a scene?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:39:59I'm making a scene.
00:40:00You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:14I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:19No, no, no.
00:40:19You cut the crap.
00:40:20You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:22I promise.
00:40:23Do not bullshit me!
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Absolutely nothing.
00:40:26I'm serious.
00:40:27Nothing.
00:40:28You're fucking lying.
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:31Okay?
00:40:31She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:33I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane.
00:40:35Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:38You do not cross me.
00:40:39You do not!
00:40:40I promise.
00:40:41Dude.
00:40:42Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:49No!
00:40:50I sound like a mom!
00:40:52This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room.
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:00Just ask him.
00:41:01Hey, Brett.
00:41:02What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:05He can't deny it this time.
00:41:06It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:11Do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:19Getting groceries.
00:41:20What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:23Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:31Brett.
00:41:33What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:37I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:40Hi.
00:41:41You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:43Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what?
00:41:46I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:50It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:52Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:54The fun's over.
00:41:55It's finished.
00:41:56Do you understand?
00:42:00Don't you dare.
00:42:01No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:02I'm not doing anything.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:03That's not fair, okay?
00:42:04Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:10You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:12Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:15Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:17Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:25I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:35Chad's a predator.
00:42:36And a loser.
00:42:37And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:50Is he hard?
00:42:55Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:07You know, biology.
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:19Allie.
00:43:20Brett.
00:43:21He goes out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit.
00:43:23What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:30So I, I'm gonna get out.
00:43:32Okay, cool.
00:43:33Allie, hey.
00:43:35Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:36Allie, hey.
00:43:37Just get under.
00:43:38Get under.
00:43:38Get under what?
00:43:38Brett.
00:43:44Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Showing alone?
00:43:47Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49Run!
00:43:49I'm naked!
00:43:50Get out!
00:43:53You're, you're not though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:02Okay.
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:03You got it, so.
00:44:04I also wanted to say that, I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:12And I'm sorry that I was a, an asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:23Okay, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:25Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:30So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Run, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:36It's a game.
00:44:37Everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:42This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:47So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:52Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:58They won't be.
00:45:02Okay, thanks.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:14Don't drown.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18Bye.
00:45:26God, the illegal's gonna die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:34I have to ask you something.
00:45:35What?
00:45:36What?
00:45:36I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:38On a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:45I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Brett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:26Except his are with Rita.
00:46:28Not me.
00:46:38Look.
00:46:39The charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:41Just kindly giving back.
00:46:42Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:45It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:50I came by myself.
00:46:52Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:55Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:58Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:00Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:02Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:07How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10$15.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:13$15?
00:47:14For some plastic and twine.
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:17It's ambitious.
00:47:19You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:32Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:38So, $500?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:41She's nothing.
00:47:42No, you're nothing.
00:47:43Especially compared to her.
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:56You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:47:59What do you mean?
00:48:00You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:02You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:06You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:13Alison.
00:48:14Party at my place.
00:48:16Celebrating the big win.
00:48:17You coming?
00:48:19I don't know.
00:48:21I'm not interested.
00:48:22She's a grown woman.
00:48:24She can speak for herself.
00:48:27So, what do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:35Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:38You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:42No, yeah.
00:48:43Sounds fun.
00:48:48I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Alison, you look sexy.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:10Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:13Really? For me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:16You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:32It's his loss.
00:49:34My gain.
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Alison.
00:49:41Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:48There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:50Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:54What's that?
00:49:55We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:14Damn it.
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Alison.
00:50:19You're already here.
00:50:30Fine.
00:50:32But I play to win.
00:50:38I can check it out
00:50:4010 bucks say they kiss
00:50:55Dude what the fuck
00:50:57Game's over let's go
00:50:59Excuse me
00:51:00Get off of me
00:51:01What do you think you're doing
00:51:02You're ruining my night
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night
00:51:05What do you think Rob would think
00:51:06If he knew you were happy
00:51:07Don't care
00:51:07How about you electra someone who gives a fuck
00:51:09Come on
00:51:09Okay
00:51:10No more of these stupid games
00:51:11You don't have to play this shit
00:51:12I know
00:51:12Let's go
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me
00:51:30Oh my god
00:51:31Oh shit
00:51:40Ow
00:51:52Oh my god is she okay
00:51:57Hey
00:51:58Look at me
00:51:59Look at me
00:52:00Look at me
00:52:00Hey
00:52:01You okay
00:52:02I can't
00:52:03I can't feel it
00:52:04I can't feel it
00:52:05Just try to breathe
00:52:06Just try to breathe
00:52:06Alright hey
00:52:10I'm so happy
00:52:11You okay
00:52:12Alright
00:52:13Let's get you
00:52:14Let's get you
00:52:19Get out of my way
00:52:22Move
00:52:25Just put me down Fred
00:52:28You know you could have died
00:52:31And Chad I mean my god
00:52:33You have no business being around that guy
00:52:35Let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:36Huh
00:52:36Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:38He'll realize he's a total fucking douche bagger
00:52:39Right
00:52:40That's not fair
00:52:41What's not fair
00:52:43What's not fair
00:52:44What am I not understanding
00:52:45Huh
00:52:46What don't I understand
00:52:47I don't know how this works
00:52:48Okay I'm sorry
00:52:50I'm figuring it out
00:52:51I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:54You know what that's fantastic
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:52:57You're not any better than me
00:52:58I'm not any better
00:53:00What did I do
00:53:00How am I not any better
00:53:02What are you talking about
00:53:03You're worse
00:53:03I jumped in the pool
00:53:05I saved your life
00:53:06And now what
00:53:06I'm an asshole
00:53:07How am I worse
00:53:08You're worse
00:53:09Because you saved me
00:53:10When I was drowning
00:53:11Yeah
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform
00:53:14When mine was ruined
00:53:15Because you caught me
00:53:17When I fell in front of everyone
00:53:18Because you drove me to school
00:53:20When I was late
00:53:21Yeah I know
00:53:21I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:24You know
00:53:26I don't understand
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you
00:53:33That's the worst thing
00:53:34That's it
00:53:35I did
00:53:36No no
00:53:36I fell in love with you
00:53:37I'm in love with you
00:53:38Stop stop
00:53:38And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:40I know that
00:53:41I know
00:53:42Susan why do you keep swooping in
00:53:44And saving me
00:53:45Like a hero
00:53:45And then pushing me away
00:53:48Am I crazy
00:53:49Do you not feel anything
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:53And you can't keep doing that
00:53:56Okay
00:53:58I want you
00:53:59To tell me
00:54:00To stop
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:04I'm gonna tell you to stop
00:54:06I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:14Fuck it
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:39Listen you have no idea
00:54:41Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:45That you've always been more to me
00:54:47Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:50Why didn't you say anything
00:54:53I made a promise to run
00:54:55But you know what
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:15I think about you every day
00:55:17Every morning
00:55:19And every night
00:55:22And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:26It's you that I see
00:55:29Every time
00:55:40I want you to take me
00:55:43Right here
00:55:46Right now
00:56:00So what do we know
00:56:06What do you want us to be
00:56:10What do you want me to be
00:56:13I want you to be mine
00:56:17I think I already am
00:56:23But what about Ron
00:56:24He's gonna kill you
00:56:26I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:28He's very protective older brother
00:56:30But I think he'll come around
00:56:31When he sees
00:56:35How much I love you
00:56:41I don't know
00:56:42I think
00:56:44I think we should maybe
00:56:45Keep it a secret
00:56:48Just for now
00:56:50I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:52I know
00:56:55But it's just
00:56:56For a little
00:56:57Until we find the right moment
00:57:00Yeah
00:57:02Yeah
00:57:02I don't want to hear
00:57:05We'll be secret
00:57:06Lauren
00:57:23Thinking about you
00:57:32Hi captain
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:35I am currently stuck
00:57:37In the worst traffic ever
00:57:38Right now
00:57:38I'm two seconds away
00:57:39From ditching my car
00:57:40And just sprinting to you
00:57:42Aww
00:57:43Well
00:57:44As much as I'd love
00:57:45To see you running to me
00:57:47Don't
00:57:48My legs are killing me
00:57:49And
00:57:51I really like your car
00:57:52Oh I know you love my car
00:57:54He grabs me by the waist
00:57:55Hoisting me up
00:57:56Putting me on the hood
00:57:57Of his car
00:57:58Brett
00:57:58Stop
00:57:59Don't read my smut
00:58:01I'm telling you
00:58:02Every single word
00:58:03That you've ever written
00:58:04Is etched into my heart
00:58:05Into my soul
00:58:07Betrayal's kisses
00:58:08From my neck
00:58:09To my breasts
00:58:10Gently sucking
00:58:11And biting
00:58:12Holy shit
00:58:14That is literal trash
00:58:16But why does it sound
00:58:17Like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:18When he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now
00:58:24Palms my center
00:58:25Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:28Are you away, Allie?
00:58:29Fuck
00:58:34Catch your miracles
00:58:35With pockets full of gold
00:58:37Oh my god
00:58:38Someone's coming
00:58:39I have to go fake my own death
00:58:40Bye
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:02Hey
00:59:03Are you okay?
00:59:04You sounded sick
00:59:04Do you need help?
00:59:05Mind your own business
00:59:07Virgin Mary
00:59:07You think just because
00:59:08Brett took a chance on you
00:59:09Once you're on my level now?
00:59:12I was just trying to help
00:59:15Save it for someone
00:59:15Who gives a damn
00:59:19Shoot
00:59:20I'm late
00:59:40Brett
00:59:42That's Allison's
00:59:43I found it in the bathroom
00:59:45If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:47I never would have touched it
01:00:05See what you're up to
01:00:08Hey
01:00:09Hey
01:00:09You found my bag
01:00:10I was looking for that
01:00:11Thank you
01:00:12No problem
01:00:16Attention
01:00:17All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention
01:00:21That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:23Is using illegal drugs
01:00:24I strongly suggest
01:00:26Whoever's responsible
01:00:27To come forward now
01:00:28Otherwise
01:00:29Will be forced
01:00:30To contact the campus police
01:00:32For a thorough search
01:00:33Well
01:00:35I think we all know someone
01:00:36Who would do anything
01:00:37To stop being the fat friend
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry
01:00:40But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:42In the bathroom
01:00:42Like ten minutes ago
01:00:43Excuse me
01:00:43I was fixing my makeup
01:00:45It sounded like you were retching
01:00:46And I asked you if you were a
01:00:48Look at this
01:00:48This is perfection
01:00:50It's every girl's dream
01:00:51I don't need shortcuts
01:00:52And we all know someone
01:00:54Who could lose a little weight
01:00:55I mean after all
01:00:56Who came in with
01:00:56Zero athletic ability
01:00:58And suddenly has endless energy
01:00:59Search me
01:01:01I have nothing to hide
01:01:06Your turn Scott
01:01:08Sure
01:01:08But I
01:01:10Rita
01:01:12Jackpot
01:01:13Well well well
01:01:15Look who needs drugs
01:01:16To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18I knew it
01:01:19No one gets that good
01:01:21That quick
01:01:22Without cheating
01:01:22Allison
01:01:24Performance enhancing substances
01:01:26Are grounds for immediate
01:01:27Dismissal of the squad
01:01:28Coach
01:01:28I promise you
01:01:29I've never seen those before
01:01:30Okay
01:01:31Those aren't mine
01:01:32Right
01:01:33A cheater and a liar
01:01:35Coach
01:01:36Please listen to me
01:01:37I've never seen those
01:01:38I don't know what they are
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:42Could ever compete with us
01:01:44They're mine
01:01:44Yeah those are actually
01:01:45My vitamins
01:01:48Did you forget
01:01:49I asked you to hold on
01:01:50To my vitamins this morning
01:01:51Yeah sorry
01:01:52I should have
01:01:53Labeled them or something
01:01:54He's right
01:01:55They're just vitamins
01:01:56No they aren't
01:01:57Miss Russo
01:01:58How is it
01:01:58That you come to possess
01:02:00Such extensive knowledge
01:02:01Of these banned substances
01:02:03I just
01:02:05They look suspicious
01:02:07Well we were just
01:02:08Worried about the integrity
01:02:09Of the team
01:02:10Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:12Everything was legitimate
01:02:12That's enough
01:02:13All I see here
01:02:15Are three bullies
01:02:16Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:17Rita
01:02:18You are stripped
01:02:19Of captaincy
01:02:20Effective immediately
01:02:21What
01:02:22You can't do that
01:02:23Championships are in two weeks
01:02:25Nobody else knows
01:02:26The whole routine
01:02:27I mean I know it
01:02:28Yeah every count
01:02:29Every formation
01:02:30I could step up and do it
01:02:33You little bitch
01:02:34You think you can just
01:02:34Walk in here
01:02:35And steal everything from me
01:02:36That's enough Rita
01:02:37My decision is final
01:02:43Listen up
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn
01:02:45For the basket toss
01:02:46You're gonna have
01:02:47A little timing issue
01:02:48You want us to drop her
01:02:49She could get seriously hurt
01:02:51That's the point
01:02:53Accidents happen all the time
01:02:54I need cheerleading
01:02:55So tragic
01:02:56I can't do that
01:02:57Coach will kill me
01:02:58Fine
01:02:59And say goodbye
01:02:59To those little supplements
01:03:00That keep you fitting
01:03:01In your uniforms
01:03:02I know everything
01:03:03Girls
01:03:04Every dirty little secret
01:03:06Do exactly as I say
01:03:08Or you're gone
01:03:08Your call
01:03:09And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:11She never gets back up
01:03:19Very sweet
01:03:22What happened back there
01:03:24How did you know that Rita
01:03:25Put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something
01:03:28In your bag
01:03:29So I swapped it out
01:03:32I knew it
01:03:33I knew she was up to something
01:03:34You know I heard her
01:03:35In the bathroom
01:03:36Like ten minutes before
01:03:38Yeah
01:03:38She was throwing up
01:03:40It was when we were
01:03:43When we were
01:03:44Having
01:03:48Bone
01:03:48Sex
01:03:50So she's the one
01:03:51Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:53Allison do you have any idea
01:03:55How hard it was to stop
01:03:57Hey do you
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat
01:04:01Seriously
01:04:02Who put that garbage in your head
01:04:03I don't want you to say anything
01:04:05Like that again
01:04:05I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:06I'm being serious too
01:04:08Allison
01:04:09Perfect
01:04:10Just who you are
01:04:10Yeah
01:04:12I'll always be there
01:04:15To catch you on your phone
01:04:18Always
01:04:20All right
01:04:21On the count
01:04:23You both perform
01:04:24An elevated prep
01:04:25Rita you're up first
01:04:26Then Allison
01:04:39Okay
01:04:39Allison
01:04:40Hey
01:04:41Great job you guys
01:04:42You killed it
01:05:07I told you to catch you
01:05:10Brett
01:05:11You just saved my life
01:05:16I guess that makes me
01:05:17Like a backup tree weed or something
01:05:18Huh
01:05:20Are you serious Scott
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt
01:05:22So you could dry hump
01:05:23The football captain
01:05:24Are you kidding me
01:05:26They almost dropped me
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed
01:05:28I could have died
01:05:29That would have been
01:05:30The best news of my life
01:05:31Rita
01:05:31That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:34Leave the gym
01:05:35And think very carefully
01:05:36About your future on this team
01:05:40Oh
01:05:40Brett
01:05:41Thank you
01:05:42Oh my gosh
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack
01:05:46All right everyone
01:05:47In light of
01:05:48Performances
01:05:49And character
01:05:50I am so proud to announce
01:05:53Allison Scott
01:05:54As the new captain
01:05:56Thank you
01:05:58Wow
01:06:00Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:02I'm proud of you
01:06:03Wanna show me
01:06:04Just how proud you are
01:06:08And that's game
01:06:09State loses
01:06:1021 to 35
01:06:13Allie
01:06:15Look I know
01:06:15Is that what you wanted
01:06:16It's okay
01:06:17Because you did good
01:06:18That's all that matters
01:06:19Thanks bro
01:06:20I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:21I'll be right back
01:06:21Ew
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:25Yo
01:06:26Allison
01:06:26She is
01:06:27Looking good baby
01:06:28Y'all do private shows
01:06:30You know
01:06:31Something with a little extra
01:06:32Bump and grind
01:06:33You're so gross
01:06:36Yo what the hell
01:06:37Are you serious
01:06:38What
01:06:39What's going on
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:41Don't play with me bitch
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:44I hate your dreams
01:06:46How about you spend more time
01:06:47Training on the field
01:06:48So that what happens today
01:06:49Never happens again
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special
01:06:54Why
01:06:55You know everyone knows
01:06:56How you got the captain's position
01:06:57How
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top
01:07:00I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:02Considering how much you suck
01:07:04While you play
01:07:05You shameless whore
01:07:07Hey
01:07:08I'm more one
01:07:09I do
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:13She's a public boss
01:07:14Everybody gets a ride
01:07:17Hey
01:07:18Hey fuck this
01:07:21You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:23Oh shit
01:07:25Run
01:07:25Run
01:07:26Run
01:07:26Run
01:07:28That's enough
01:07:29What's going on here
01:07:30I mean coach
01:07:31We all saw it
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:34You're gonna hit her
01:07:35Get my office now
01:07:36You
01:07:38With me
01:07:38This is a really nasty cut
01:07:40Okay let's
01:07:41We should take you to the ER
01:07:42Okay
01:07:44Alright
01:07:45You sure you're on it
01:07:50It's a really nasty cut
01:07:52Brad
01:07:52You could have broken your hand
01:07:54Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:56Never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:00Sit up
01:08:06You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:08Having uh
01:08:09Nurse Allison around
01:08:11Take care of me
01:08:11Help me out
01:08:13Yo guys
01:08:14304
01:08:15I think it's this one
01:08:15Let's go see the hero
01:08:17Oh shit
01:08:18No that's Ron
01:08:19Ron and the whole team
01:08:20They can't see us like this
01:08:22They won't let them
01:08:23Let's tell them
01:08:24Let's tell them the truth
01:08:25In front of
01:08:26The entire team
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:32Let's hide
01:08:33Yeah
01:08:34Okay
01:08:39Brett
01:08:40Yo Brett you in there?
01:08:41Yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:44God you have no idea
01:08:46How crazy you drive me
01:08:49You know every single time I see you
01:08:50All I can think about is uh
01:08:55Doing this
01:08:57You need a hand man?
01:08:58No I got everything I need
01:09:00Uh
01:09:01Right here
01:09:07You gotta be quiet
01:09:11Unless you're an audience
01:09:14Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:17Hey you know what it uh
01:09:18Takes me a very long time
01:09:20Assholes
01:09:30I feel what you did
01:09:32I feel what you did
01:09:33I feel what you did
01:09:33I feel what you did
01:09:35It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:37Yeah
01:09:39I'm sorry
01:09:40Brett you gotta
01:09:41You gotta speed this up man
01:09:42We got your food
01:09:43It's gonna get cold
01:09:44You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:45I can help you
01:09:46Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:47Alright
01:09:47I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:49Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:52Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:54You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:09:57I think I've earned some uh
01:10:00Health and physical therapy time
01:10:01If you know what I mean
01:10:03You know you could have just asked
01:10:05You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:24Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:26No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this
01:10:48Guaranteed
01:10:49I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:52Sick
01:10:53Ladies and gentlemen
01:10:55Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:03I will end you
01:11:04Leave it
01:11:07Save your applause everyone
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:10Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:13She bought it
01:11:14With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:16And her dealer
01:11:17Look no further than your MVP
01:11:20Brett Harrison
01:11:25That's not true
01:11:27You know what
01:11:28I don't care
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:31Okay she's got
01:11:32Pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:34Just ask them yourself
01:11:35Oh really
01:11:36Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:41Brett approached us
01:11:42About a month ago
01:11:44He said he had
01:11:46Good stuff
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:50You know that's bullshit
01:11:51I have proof
01:11:55I know real doctors
01:11:57I've got pills
01:11:58Allie
01:12:00No more being blackmailed
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:06This is insane
01:12:07Okay
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:10Oh sweetie
01:12:11It's all coming out now
01:12:12I saw her taking pills
01:12:14For practice
01:12:15We're trusting you
01:12:16Cheater
01:12:19Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:21Messes with me
01:12:22Open your eyes
01:12:23Brett
01:12:24She's using you
01:12:25For the clout
01:12:26For the status
01:12:27Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:29Nobody
01:12:30A total bottom feeder
01:12:32You know what
01:12:33You're so full of shit
01:12:33It's unbelievable
01:12:35How'd you get that video huh
01:12:36And what'd you do to it
01:12:37You have nothing to fear
01:12:37If you have nothing to hide
01:12:41Listen
01:12:41Just
01:12:42Please listen to me
01:12:43Hey everybody
01:12:44Just shut up
01:12:45This is my sister
01:12:45Okay
01:12:46She would never do something like this
01:12:48And here come the pretzels
01:12:51Alright
01:12:51That's enough
01:12:52That's enough
01:12:53Now
01:12:54In light of these
01:12:55Significant allegations
01:12:56As well as the
01:12:58Evidence that has been presented
01:12:59I have no choice
01:13:01Allison Scott
01:13:02You are hereby removed
01:13:03From your position as captain
01:13:05Of the cheerleader
01:13:05Furthermore
01:13:06You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:08Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:10Justice for the real athletes
01:13:12Hold on
01:13:14Hold it
01:13:15If you would please
01:13:16Look to the jumbotron
01:13:18I know some real doctors
01:13:20That can help you guys
01:13:20Get healthy
01:13:21The right way
01:13:22No more pills
01:13:23No more purging
01:13:24No more blackmail
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:26Absolutely
01:13:27Listen
01:13:27You guys are never gonna have to
01:13:28Take any of Rita's
01:13:29Take your spouse ever again
01:13:30So
01:13:30What's the catch?
01:13:32We're gonna make Rita
01:13:33Take some of her own medicine
01:13:34This video
01:13:35This is the real conversation
01:13:37Not the edited one
01:13:39That Rita just played
01:13:41Not for the drugs
01:13:43These are the drugs
01:13:44That I gave the girls
01:13:44They're vitamins
01:13:45You can get these
01:13:47At any pharmacy
01:13:47In the world
01:13:48You wanna check these out
01:13:49Principal?
01:13:53He's right
01:13:54These are common supplements
01:13:56Everybody
01:13:57Rita is the one
01:13:58Who has been forcing
01:13:59Her teammates
01:13:59To take dangerous
01:14:00Weight loss supplements
01:14:02She's been threatening them
01:14:03If they wouldn't comply
01:14:04And she's been shaming them
01:14:05Degrading them
01:14:06For the bodies that they have
01:14:07Now everybody is different
01:14:08But all bodies
01:14:10Are beautiful
01:14:10Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:12For one reason
01:14:13One reason only
01:14:13Because she was a threat
01:14:14She threatened the total control
01:14:16That Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:18And it's horrible
01:14:19Because Allison
01:14:20She's a beautiful person
01:14:21And she would never do anything like this
01:14:23And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:28That's not true
01:14:29He's lying
01:14:29She's the one who's in drugging the team
01:14:32Lock her up
01:14:34Lock her up
01:14:35Lock her up
01:14:36Lock her up
01:14:37You fucking bitch
01:14:38You ruined my life
01:14:41You ruined it yourself
01:14:53Look at you
01:14:54Playing the victim
01:14:55You've been throwing yourself at me
01:14:57For weeks
01:14:58Just when I give you a chance
01:15:01You run crying to Harrison
01:15:02Nothing but a little
01:15:04Shut up dude
01:15:05Shut up
01:15:06What are you gonna do about it Harrison
01:15:07I don't have to do anything
01:15:08You're gonna get exactly what you deserve
01:15:10Right now
01:15:11Mr. Williams
01:15:15Apparently we've
01:15:16Had a number of allegations
01:15:18Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:20From various female students
01:15:21As of now
01:15:22You are officially suspended
01:15:24From all school activities
01:15:25What?
01:15:26No
01:15:26My father
01:15:27Your father
01:15:28May have his name
01:15:29On the library
01:15:30But I assure you
01:15:31His money will not
01:15:32Buy you immunity
01:15:33You can take him away
01:15:34Party's over
01:15:36Let go
01:15:36No
01:15:36I'll throw you off
01:15:38This isn't over
01:15:41And as for you
01:15:42Miss Scott
01:15:43On behalf
01:15:44Of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:50For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:51And as of now
01:15:52You can consider yourself
01:15:54Officially reinstated as captain
01:15:57You can consider yourself
01:15:58Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:02Thank you principal
01:16:03Alright everyone
01:16:04Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:08But
01:16:09We have a game to get back to
01:16:10So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:14Let's win
01:16:27Touchdown state university wins it all
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01:16:56kiss
01:16:59Hey, Allison.
01:17:02The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:15I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:29I love you, kid, Scott.
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