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Cómo Domar a un Galán Plateado
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00:00:03Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:22Please kick up.
00:00:26Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:35Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:09I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32Ew, get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:53Dad sent his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:12You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:15Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:21Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:36five Christmases?
00:02:38This...
00:02:39is puffer than I've got.
00:02:43Something wrong?
00:02:46Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:53wet...
00:02:55from the rain.
00:02:57Wipe it then.
00:03:20There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rafe, sorry.
00:03:27So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be...
00:03:32busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35eating up...
00:03:36sleazebags, not...
00:03:37picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:44Come to think of it...
00:03:46I actually...
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Okay then.
00:03:58Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:01No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:05Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:07You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:12and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:14nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:15and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:17And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you...
00:04:22will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:32I'll be quick.
00:04:43You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:47It's not safe.
00:04:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did.
00:04:56You...
00:04:57freaking creep!
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:02You know what I'm saying.
00:05:28When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes
00:05:33I was not checking you out
00:05:34That was a yawn
00:05:35Sure it was, kiddo
00:05:37It's past your bedtime
00:05:41Stop calling me kid
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:06:06This is a small kickback
00:06:08Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:06:11Does your dad know about that?
00:06:13Well
00:06:15Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:06:17I would give a shit what he thinks
00:06:19But he doesn't live here
00:06:20And neither do you
00:06:21Yeah, about that
00:06:23I live here now
00:06:24He put me in charge
00:06:26And I'm kicking everyone out
00:06:27Wait, Chris, no, please
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid
00:06:46I don't have another choice
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:06:50And this is my last year of college
00:06:52And I don't want to graduate alone
00:06:57Fine
00:06:59Have your kickback
00:07:00Or not
00:07:01Either way, I have to stay here
00:07:03Until your dad gets back
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me
00:07:11Who is that?
00:07:14No
00:07:19I'm going to kill you?
00:07:21Count your days, slut?
00:07:23It's not a big deal
00:07:24I can explain
00:07:25This is your ex, Brian
00:07:27Your dad was talking about him
00:07:28This sick fuck
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here
00:07:37It's either me living here
00:07:38Or three bodyguards
00:07:40Your choice
00:07:49You are not living here
00:07:51I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:07:53I don't need a babysitter
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby
00:08:01You better not show your face in there
00:08:02I don't need you acting like an asshole
00:08:04To all my friends
00:08:12God damn it
00:08:14I promised Mark
00:08:24Whoa
00:08:25Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:28Grandpa?
00:08:29He's hotter than you, Mike
00:08:31Huh?
00:08:32He's hotter than you
00:08:35He's hotter than you
00:08:36He's hotter than you
00:08:37He's hotter than you
00:08:37Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:08:42I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:08:45Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:08:48And rich dad means
00:08:50Fancy alcohol
00:08:57Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too
00:09:01I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:09:04Duh
00:09:05I didn't miss it
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you
00:09:10Well, please feel free to help yourselves
00:09:17Thanks, Heather
00:09:18Oh, it's Harper
00:09:21Enjoy the party
00:09:25I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:09:31Where's Harper?
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper
00:09:39Hang out with me
00:09:40I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:45I don't like talking
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:47I don't like talking
00:09:50Oh, I know your type, Daddy
00:09:52Christina and I
00:09:53We're into group activities
00:09:55Talk or
00:09:56No talk
00:09:58You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:01For that nobody Harper?
00:10:04Sorry, ladies
00:10:05I don't like my women
00:10:08Desperate
00:10:11Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:10:13And I'll make you regret it
00:10:15Huh?
00:10:17He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:20I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage
00:10:25us
00:10:35Oh, Harper! Hey!
00:10:38Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:41Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:45Ew!
00:10:46Yeah, of course you can
00:10:47You're like...
00:10:49You're school royalty
00:10:50Thanks
00:10:51You know
00:10:52I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:10:57We're...
00:10:58We're friends?
00:10:59Of course!
00:11:01I have to pee
00:11:03Wait for me?
00:11:05Uh, yeah, of course
00:11:06I'll just maybe be right outside my own room
00:11:16What dirt can I find?
00:11:27Oh, this is gold!
00:11:32Harper
00:11:33You are one psychotic little bitch
00:11:38Time to shut your loser party down
00:11:55I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:12:10What the hell?
00:12:18Attention everybody!
00:12:20Hello!
00:12:22You all seem a little bored
00:12:25So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:12:30A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:35Let's see
00:12:37Dear diary
00:12:39Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:12:42Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:12:45Aw, Harper
00:12:47You're...
00:12:48Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:55I just need to give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend Chris
00:13:02Is like...
00:13:03A DILF
00:13:04That stands for
00:13:05A dad I'd like to fuck
00:13:07And honestly
00:13:09If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:13:15You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:19Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:21No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:23Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:13:26Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:34Let's cool her down
00:13:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:55Fuck this
00:14:12What?
00:14:19Let's cool her down
00:14:19You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You are supposed to get rid of him
00:14:34Come to her party
00:14:35Take advantage of her kindness
00:14:37And you make fun of her family life
00:14:39It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:41La joke es la facta que Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:44sin su padre en la vida
00:14:46tu padre te enseñó a ser una witch
00:14:51Chris, eso es suficiente
00:14:53Let her go
00:14:56One last
00:15:01What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:04You're too old to be this petty
00:15:05You're damn right I'm petty
00:15:07Let's get one thing straight there
00:15:09Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections
00:15:12If you mess with her again
00:15:18Fuck you up
00:15:19Harper literally just curled
00:15:21I don't give a fuck
00:15:22Everyone out
00:15:24The fuck out
00:15:32What the hell was that?
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:53She hurt you
00:15:54Chris, I'm fine
00:15:56Chris, I said I'm fine
00:16:03You're crying
00:16:06Why are you crying?
00:16:07I won't understand
00:16:09Those aren't your friends, kid
00:16:11They just tried to hurt you
00:16:13I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:17Stupid, I know they're not my friends
00:16:19But that was Christina Fox
00:16:20You just embarrassed me in front of me
00:16:22And she's the queen of ours
00:16:23I said stop
00:16:27I said stop
00:16:28I said stop
00:16:30I don't care if she runs the school
00:16:31We'll find you another school
00:16:33I'm here to keep you safe
00:16:35Keep me safe
00:16:36By pulling out a gun
00:16:37In front of college students
00:16:39Just because you run some sort of shady business
00:16:41I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:16:45I told you
00:16:48To stop calling me that
00:16:52And I told you to stop acting like water
00:16:56Oh yeah?
00:16:59If I'm such a kid
00:17:01What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:09Sorry, kid
00:17:10That's my gun
00:17:12You're going to have to try a lot harder
00:17:13If you want to turn me on
00:17:16You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:32Please tell me you're gone
00:17:38You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins
00:17:41I swear
00:17:42I don't care what my dad says
00:17:49Oh my god
00:17:59What?
00:18:06What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:12No
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no
00:18:17It's going to not be happening
00:18:17He's going to be back in any second
00:18:28You know, if you wanted to play
00:18:29You could have just asked
00:18:33I don't want to
00:18:34I don't want to play
00:18:35What do you even do with these
00:18:36You perv?
00:18:38Oh, I'm the perv
00:18:39You're the one who came into my room
00:18:41Into my closet when I wasn't here
00:18:45I was doing you a favor
00:18:46And helping you move out
00:18:47Because you shouldn't be here
00:18:51Uncuff me
00:18:54What are your manners
00:18:58Say please
00:19:03I don't have time for your games, old man
00:19:07Give me the key
00:19:14What the?
00:19:15You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:18Are you ready to listen?
00:19:19Like a good little girl
00:19:21Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:27Rule number one
00:19:30There was a lot
00:19:31Scarier shit out there
00:19:33Kiddo
00:19:33You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:37So when I tell you
00:19:38That I'm here to protect you
00:19:40You better listen to everything I say
00:19:42I can take care of my soul
00:19:45Rule number two
00:19:46No talking back
00:19:48I am the last guy
00:19:50You want to piss off?
00:19:56Rule number three
00:20:01Don't start any games
00:20:03You're not ready to play
00:20:20So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:26My plans are none of your concern
00:20:29Here in the regular no violent non-mafia America
00:20:34We have this thing called privacy
00:20:36You can have your privacy
00:20:40Until sunset
00:20:42What does that mean?
00:20:47You have curfew
00:21:09How's my daughter?
00:21:11Um
00:21:12Hot
00:21:13What was that?
00:21:15Uh
00:21:16She's hot-headed
00:21:17Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:18That's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:20Is she back from class?
00:21:22She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:25Chris
00:21:26Is my daughter okay?
00:21:28She's fine Mark
00:21:29Good
00:21:30You're my best friend
00:21:31You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:40You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:49Give me some time
00:21:51Stop what I'm trying
00:21:53Open my heart
00:21:55Give me some time
00:22:00This is the world
00:22:01Open my heart
00:22:17You're at a fucking strip club Harper
00:22:21Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:23When you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:36Oh, excuse me
00:22:37We're filming
00:22:39Filming?
00:22:41Filming what?
00:22:42Some real hot stuff
00:22:43Now beat it grandpa
00:22:44Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:47I'm looking for Harper Reeves
00:22:48It says her location is here
00:22:50So step aside
00:22:51Before I make you
00:22:52Hmm
00:22:53Nope
00:22:54Harper's my best friend
00:22:55And she didn't mention
00:22:56Some old dude would be looking for
00:22:58Hey
00:22:58Wait
00:22:58Wait
00:22:59Wait
00:23:00Wait
00:23:07He looks so sexy
00:23:09Keep going
00:23:10Harper?
00:23:18You shouldn't be here
00:23:20You shouldn't be here
00:23:21I tried to stop him
00:23:27No Harper
00:23:27You shouldn't be in this grimy ass place
00:23:29What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:31It's for a class project
00:23:33Give him this camera back
00:23:34You prick
00:23:34Class my ass
00:23:36Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:38I'd have to stick this camera straight up
00:23:40Chris, stop
00:23:40Not until I pummel this creep
00:23:42Then the camera's next
00:23:43Wait, wait, wait
00:23:44Not the camera
00:23:45It costs a thousand dollars
00:23:46You should have thought about that
00:23:47Before making Harper shoot your porn
00:23:50That is enough
00:24:05That is enough
00:24:06These look amazing Harper
00:24:07Oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:09Wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:11No one's going to see these
00:24:13Deleting them
00:24:14What?
00:24:15That is art
00:24:16Give him this camera back
00:24:18Or I swear to God
00:24:18I'll go out there
00:24:19And I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:21A lap dance
00:24:24See how much my dad likes that
00:24:29Your choice
00:24:34Camera is
00:24:37No no no no no
00:24:38No!
00:24:40You asshole
00:24:40If you ever ask Harper
00:24:42To do something like this
00:24:44I will jam that camera
00:24:45So far down your throat
00:24:47You'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:50What the fuck
00:24:52Is your problem?
00:24:57I'm leaving, now.
00:25:07So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:11I did it for your own good.
00:25:13You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:16You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:21You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:24Like a piece of meat.
00:25:26My classmate?
00:25:28It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:33Jealous?
00:25:35Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:41I'll give you that.
00:25:43And those things you do?
00:25:46They're cute, too.
00:25:48You know what's not cute?
00:25:51Me jealous.
00:25:52Now, you were right.
00:25:54I'm in some shady business.
00:25:55And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:25:58But you better not test me.
00:26:00Or I'll break you.
00:26:04In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:12You just called me Harper instead of a kid.
00:26:17Just admit that you want me.
00:26:25What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:29There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:33Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:35You know what, Chris?
00:26:36You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:38Fine.
00:26:38But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:41Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:43Oh.
00:26:46So...
00:26:47Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:50No.
00:26:52Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:54Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:26:56Ew!
00:26:58That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:00He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:03And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:06I don't know.
00:27:07But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:11Um, wait.
00:27:12You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:17Think about it.
00:27:21We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:24The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:26So that's step one.
00:27:28You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:31He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:33Yeah, right.
00:27:34Jealous of me?
00:27:35I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:37He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:43Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:45Jealous over you.
00:27:46It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:50So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:55Until he snaps.
00:27:56And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:27:59And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:07Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:09Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:12Because I get what I want.
00:28:14Tell him...
00:28:25Sexy outfit.
00:28:26Check.
00:28:28Popcorn.
00:28:29Check.
00:28:29A notebook.
00:28:30The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:33Check.
00:28:43What do you want?
00:28:45You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:48Um, popcorn?
00:28:50Harper, you idiot.
00:28:52Seduce him.
00:28:53I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:28:59But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:03Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:06I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:08Your pulse is racing.
00:29:10What's going on?
00:29:12Oh.
00:29:13Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:15Uh, no, I just, I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not important.
00:29:35Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:44Oh, what about your date?
00:29:54Jake.
00:29:55Please, Jake.
00:29:57Jake, Jake, now don't come.
00:30:05How are you not crying?
00:30:06This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:09Because it's not real.
00:30:11This is ridiculous.
00:30:13No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:17It's true love.
00:30:20There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:22Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:26Or.
00:30:28Maybe.
00:30:31You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:35And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:44What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:50What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55No, come on.
00:30:56Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:04Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:05I'm not a toy.
00:31:06I'll ruin you.
00:31:07Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:10As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:17It's not a lie.
00:31:19You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:22And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:24You can't handle me.
00:31:27Try me.
00:31:32I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:34I don't kiss.
00:31:36And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:40Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:41No.
00:31:43I don't think you are.
00:31:47What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:50Not anymore.
00:31:52And even when you're a fool, I never loved you.
00:32:18You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:20Not be seduced by him.
00:32:24I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:31You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:34But you sound pissed.
00:32:36So I'll wait.
00:32:39You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:41Not tonight.
00:32:43Busy.
00:32:44Busy?
00:32:47Never for me, you're not.
00:32:49When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:53Are you with another woman?
00:32:54Woman?
00:32:55No.
00:32:58Not a woman.
00:33:01Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:11Not this guy.
00:33:14Lose my number.
00:33:22Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:26Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:46She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:48Good.
00:33:51Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:02Stay.
00:34:08Dammit, Harper.
00:34:11Stay.
00:34:21Dammit, Harper.
00:34:51¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:34:53You should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:34:57Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:00Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:02I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:04His business partner.
00:35:06I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:08No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:17So, so we didn't?
00:35:19No.
00:35:21Because you're still alive.
00:35:23Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:26One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:29You don't know that.
00:35:32Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:34Oh yeah?
00:35:36Explain that.
00:35:38That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:41Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:42We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:44You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:51Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:35:56Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:05What's wrong?
00:36:06Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:08I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:12I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:15With my friend.
00:36:17Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:19Bye.
00:36:40This will do.
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to
00:36:55do laundry.
00:37:06Struggling much?
00:37:29I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:38I had no other choice.
00:37:39I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:43Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:46You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:49That's not.
00:37:55No underwear.
00:38:04That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:38:07What are you going to do?
00:38:11Punish you.
00:38:25You don't know me.
00:38:32i'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:36would you complain about that princess
00:38:40i'd say do your worst
00:38:42i'd say do your worst
00:38:57i'm sorry i can't let this happen
00:39:01what the heck why are you stopping
00:39:06you deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up harper
00:39:12but but what about no buts
00:39:16i can't let this happen again
00:39:28hot block
00:39:33you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:40you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:44that was part of the plan
00:39:46i can't even go back to my own place now i'm so embarrassed
00:39:49was it big
00:39:52so big
00:39:56look i don't want to talk about chris collins dick for a second longer
00:39:59it's bad enough that i basically fondled him like i'm the sex freak
00:40:03wait what do you mean he's a sex freak
00:40:06like bds on the whole nine yards whips chains handcuffs
00:40:12my dad has the worst taste in friends i swear
00:40:14why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:40:17wait do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:40:21oh i've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:24crap what if he is coming
00:40:26well then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:29if you want operation seduction to work
00:40:46stop messing with that you're going to flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:40:50you don't think it's too much maria
00:40:53how else you're going to woo your man
00:40:55he's not my man
00:41:00i hope you're not talking about me
00:41:03ew leave brian she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:07you still letting this loser make your decisions for you
00:41:09harps
00:41:15what do you want brian
00:41:19just five minutes
00:41:23fine
00:41:25harper are you sure
00:41:26it's okay maybe if i talk to him they'll finally leave me alone
00:41:45where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:41:54i want to get back together
00:41:57you cheated on me
00:41:59i deserve better brian and it's not going to be from you
00:42:02but that was months ago
00:42:05haven't you already got your payback yet
00:42:07this isn't about payback
00:42:10i've moved on and you should too
00:42:15what do you mean moved on
00:42:18you fucking other guys
00:42:20you slut
00:42:22no no no no no
00:42:24let me see them
00:42:26let me see how you're fucking other guys
00:42:28show me
00:42:28show me
00:42:29let go of me
00:42:31there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:34i was hoping i'd run into you
00:42:36a drink
00:42:38i don't have time for this
00:42:39you still owe me for our cancelled plans you know
00:42:42that's not happening
00:42:44ever
00:42:46are you fucking breaking up with me
00:42:48me
00:42:50we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:42:53get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you
00:42:55it's not a threat
00:42:57it's a fact
00:43:03you'll regret this christopher
00:43:05but i'm not going to come after you
00:43:07i'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:09that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:16help me help
00:43:18why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:20stop it that's enough
00:43:23good girl
00:43:25you are going to regret that you bitch
00:43:27i don't think she will actually
00:43:30that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:33and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom
00:43:36and you just made me rip it asshole
00:43:40be okay
00:43:44take her you psychopath she's fucking used goods anyways
00:43:57stop it
00:43:58you're gonna kill him
00:44:00good
00:44:00he's not worth it
00:44:02let's go
00:44:05if you contact her
00:44:07if you go anywhere near her
00:44:08i'll finish the job
00:44:09i promise
00:44:12let's go
00:44:31fuck
00:44:34chris you almost killed him
00:44:37should we call 911
00:44:39seriously harper
00:44:41he tried to hurt you you still care about him
00:44:43i handled myself just fine
00:44:45and if i wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:45:04you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:15you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:17that chris wants to play with now
00:45:18hmm
00:45:21let's see who you are
00:45:35do we have to do this
00:45:36what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:40doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:44your dad wants me to keep you safe
00:45:45so yes
00:45:47we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you
00:46:03i'm gonna throw up
00:46:07breathe
00:46:09you can do this
00:46:38i'm right here
00:46:39don't focus on the water
00:46:41just look at me
00:46:48it's not hard to do
00:47:02it's okay it's okay i got you
00:47:05it's okay
00:47:12you're fine
00:47:14you're fine harper
00:47:21just breathe
00:47:22just keep breathing
00:47:26how are you feeling
00:47:34fine
00:47:35just insanely distracted
00:47:39ready for the next step
00:47:46i don't know if i'm ready
00:47:49i'll hold your hand
00:47:50i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:47:53i thought you didn't make those
00:47:57what
00:48:00oh my god
00:48:02oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:06you're talking about swimming
00:48:10what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:14i want you to get used to being underwired
00:48:39harper
00:48:40perfect
00:48:46¿Qué?
00:48:48¿Qué?
00:48:49¿Qué haces?
00:48:50¿Qué haces?
00:48:51¿Estás bien?
00:48:53No, no, no.
00:48:57¿Por qué?
00:49:00¿Y haces genial?
00:49:03¿Estás solo mejor y mejor?
00:49:05¿No?
00:49:05¿Tú no?
00:49:09¿Estás bien?
00:49:11We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:13Just kiss me.
00:49:16Your dad won't like this.
00:49:19Don't think about him.
00:49:20If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:24If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:26I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:29I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:32Just say you don't want me.
00:49:43Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:47I want you.
00:49:50And I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:51You're gonna get hurt.
00:49:58Do you like me?
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:09What are you doing?
00:50:10We need to talk about this first.
00:50:11Inside.
00:50:12Con nuestras vidas, no nuestras vidas.
00:50:14Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:16No, no a tease, I just care about you.
00:50:19So you are a grandpa?
00:50:21Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:27Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:29No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:35I'm going to shower.
00:50:46Harper, ¿qué estás haciendo?
00:50:57Así que esta es donde Chris ha estado últimamente, en la vida de un día.
00:51:02¿Qué estás haciendo en mi casa?
00:51:07¿Qué estás haciendo en mi casa?
00:51:10Yo soy Elena Kaufman, la heiressa de la Motor Industria de Kaufman.
00:51:15I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:19Y quería warn you, he may be sexy, pero no sé si lo que peligroso realmente es, sweetheart.
00:51:27Sí, he es aquí para proteger me de peligro, como un hombre de gente que se rompe en mi casa.
00:51:32Oh, oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:35Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:40You've been tracking him?
00:51:41What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:43The same kind he is.
00:51:46Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:51:54Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:51:59Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:52:03Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:06Just all around...
00:52:09Not intense enough for him.
00:52:11Not intense enough?
00:52:14Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:20Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:23I mean, look at you.
00:52:24You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:29You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:31Don't call me that.
00:52:35You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:39He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:41Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:44Choke you out.
00:52:45None of that kissing pillow talk.
00:52:49Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:52:52because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:52:57He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:52:59He actually lives here with me.
00:53:02Mom, you're gonna scare me.
00:53:04Ah!
00:53:12Help!
00:53:13Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:18Help me, Mom!
00:53:19Help!
00:53:20Help, I can't swim!
00:53:23Help!
00:53:30Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:33Parker!
00:53:33Parker!
00:53:35Parker!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:37Smile for T&M, you're here.
00:53:40Please don't!
00:53:41Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:45That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:53Harper!
00:53:55Harper!
00:54:28No, come on!
00:54:39Harper!
00:54:40Harper!
00:54:41Harper!
00:54:42Breathe!
00:54:43Breathe!
00:54:43Breathe!
00:54:43It's okay, I got you.
00:54:45You're safe.
00:54:46You're safe.
00:54:47I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:49I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:51You're okay.
00:54:51Just breathe.
00:54:52Just breathe.
00:54:53Just breathe.
00:54:54You're safe now.
00:54:55Just breathe.
00:54:57Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:54:59I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:02It's pathetic.
00:55:03Homewreck?
00:55:06Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:09She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:14I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:16You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:20She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:27Joke me, Carter.
00:55:30I miss a rough eating out of baby.
00:55:35I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:41How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:45She's fine.
00:55:47Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:56What are you doing?
00:55:58Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on
00:56:03the stock market,
00:56:04and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:09You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:16You got that?
00:56:16Are you threatening me?
00:56:19No.
00:56:20I'm telling you.
00:56:22Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:27Get out of here.
00:56:29Wait.
00:56:29Please, don't.
00:56:31I'll do anything.
00:56:32Please.
00:56:33What are you doing?
00:56:46Chris, no!
00:56:48Wait.
00:56:49Wait.
00:56:50Oh, no.
00:56:53Oh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:56Oh.
00:56:57Oh.
00:56:59Oh.
00:57:09I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:57:13She will not bother you again.
00:57:16I swear.
00:57:18Don't worry about it.
00:57:21I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:29I never dated her.
00:57:31We weren't a thing.
00:57:34A lot of boring to her.
00:57:42Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:49She said that.
00:57:54That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:05That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:11Satisfy you.
00:58:13In bed.
00:58:18That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:28Is that true?
00:58:32That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:36But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:40I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:46When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:58:53And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:01What did you regret?
00:59:03Not doing this sooner.
00:59:05No.
00:59:08No.
00:59:17No.
00:59:35¿Qué te lo haré?
00:59:37¿Por qué te lo haré?
00:59:39Tú estás jugando con fuego, Harper.
00:59:42Tu papá me va a matar.
00:59:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:14And you're even now.
01:01:17You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:01:21What's wrong, ghetto?
01:01:22I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:25You should've thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:31¡Gracias!
01:02:01Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:03Harper, you're like Michael fuckin' Angelo.
01:02:07Nope.
01:02:09And he's never going to.
01:02:11Huh?
01:02:12I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:15Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:18Oh, hey!
01:02:19Hey!
01:02:21Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:23You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor
01:02:26so you can pass this class, and I am not letting you fail.
01:02:29Stop moping!
01:02:31Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:49Wow.
01:02:49How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:02:52Like a million hours?
01:02:53Who the fuck cares?
01:02:56We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:01Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:24I think I hear them coming.
01:03:26Let's go.
01:03:27One last touch.
01:03:37Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:46Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:52No, no, no, no, my final project.
01:03:57How am I going to graduate?
01:03:58Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:05Harper.
01:04:07Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:09Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:15Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:18Don't say that.
01:04:20It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:29Did you do this?
01:04:33Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:38We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:40You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:41Guess what?
01:04:42You have no proof.
01:04:45Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:48That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:04:53Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:04:55I can explain.
01:05:01Harper, is this your work?
01:05:04It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:07We have to fail Harper.
01:05:09It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:12Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:16In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:20Wait, what?
01:05:21Who would buy this crap?
01:05:23I would.
01:05:41It's you.
01:05:43You, psycho grandpa, attacked us at a party.
01:05:46Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:48Don't you know who this is?
01:05:50Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:05:54There's no way.
01:05:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:25This fucking whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:33Here's two mil.
01:06:34Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:40Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:43Oh my god, oh my god!
01:06:45Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:49Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:52Language, Miss Hawks.
01:06:54Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:06:56Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
01:07:00My father still runs this university.
01:07:04Money runs this university.
01:07:06And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:11for disciplinary action.
01:07:14You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:16Professor, you can't.
01:07:18Please.
01:07:19Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:22No, no, wait, Professor.
01:07:23No, not so fast.
01:07:24What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:29Whoa!
01:07:30No!
01:07:31Whoa!
01:07:38I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:41Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:43Hmm.
01:07:44Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:07:50I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:07:53Those dresses, though.
01:07:55What?
01:07:55Huh?
01:08:00I...
01:08:07What dress?
01:08:09This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:11You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:14What was it that you two said?
01:08:16Oh, right.
01:08:17Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:23The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:25You're being suspended.
01:08:27Let's go!
01:08:28Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:29They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:31Let's go!
01:08:33Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:35I'll see you later.
01:08:41Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:43Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:45That's $18,000!
01:08:47Seriously?
01:08:50I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:08:56What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:02He, um...
01:09:05I mean, I...
01:09:08I was an idiot.
01:09:09And I'm sorry.
01:09:10But I think this might help...
01:09:13show you how much I want you.
01:09:29A blindfold?
01:09:31I want you, Harper.
01:09:33I want to do things to you.
01:09:36But it hurts like...
01:09:38Bad things.
01:09:41But only if you want me to.
01:09:45I do.
01:09:58Why'd we stop?
01:10:00I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:03I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:12And I'll wait for you.
01:10:14And...
01:10:15I'll wait for you.
01:10:23Harper?
01:10:24Harper!
01:10:26Harper!
01:10:27Hello!
01:10:27Earth to Harper!
01:10:28You need to look at this!
01:10:29Can it wait, Maria? I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:36No, no. That's what I need to tell you about. Harper, look.
01:10:41You got the phone, I swear.
01:10:44The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:10:46Harper, he's dangerous. You need to move out now. You can't keep living with him.
01:10:51I need to talk to him, okay?
01:10:53Harper!
01:11:03Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:07Who are you? Hey, let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:15Please!
01:11:20Please, please let me go. If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:28Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper. Harper.
01:11:33Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:37We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:40You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:45He humiliated me!
01:11:47But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:11:51He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:11:54Because...
01:11:56Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:02Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:04No. No. You can just watch.
01:12:09No. No, no, no. No! No! No!
01:12:12No! A trap?
01:12:31What the hell?
01:12:45No, no.
01:13:02There she is first.
01:13:08Hey, crap.
01:13:09I can explain.
01:13:10You're going to explain.
01:13:12But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:17Is that text a prank?
01:13:21Harper's in trouble.
01:13:22We need to go.
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:25Should we have some fun with you after we kill other Grant?
01:13:30Hmm?
01:13:31Should we make him watch?
01:13:36Oh, looks like he's here.
01:13:40Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:13:46Huh?
01:13:47Get ready, boys.
01:14:01I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:10That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:30What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:31What?
01:14:32Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:41Let me go!
01:14:42I'll leave her!
01:14:43I already told you once.
01:14:44You should have listened to me then.
01:14:49I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:09Are you okay?
01:15:10¿Está bien? ¿Dónde te hurtó?
01:15:14Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:17You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:19When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:29¿Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:37Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:39It's okay.
01:15:40I'll handle it.
01:15:41I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:43Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:15:45I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:15:48No, Dad.
01:15:49Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:15:54But.
01:15:55Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:04Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:07Please don't be mad.
01:16:10You're wrong about that.
01:16:13It's not deep down.
01:16:15It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:20If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.
01:16:29I believe you.
01:16:32You keep her safe.
01:16:36With my goddamn life.
01:16:54Do you remember my instructions?
01:16:55Yes.
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:09Yes, Daddy.
01:17:12Say it.
01:17:15Yes, Daddy.
01:17:21I want you to beg for it.
01:17:26I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:30I want you to beg for it.
01:17:40Stop teasing.
01:17:42I want you now.
01:17:49Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:05Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:13Daddy, you're pushing down on me when I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be out of
01:18:22sight, lost in time, lost in time, one more night, you and I, you have two choices, Mr. Kohler.
01:18:45You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:04You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:08Rich or I?
01:19:12Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:14I can step away from your heart and it's too late to get by from yesterday and my heart is
01:19:33working on my show.
01:19:36As I started, let's stop you.
01:19:41I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:19:48You're different.
01:20:05Ready for room five?
01:20:07Stop it. I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:13What if I don't?
01:20:17What was that?
01:20:18Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:21Honey, you home?
01:20:21Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:24Stop it.
01:20:24I'll just come in for room.
01:20:28I told you I was busy.
01:20:30This is my home, Harper Reads. If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:36Okay, I will. I... Can you get out?
01:20:52I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:20:57No. Please keep them covered. I want to give a speech.
01:21:01And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:03I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:06You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:13What I do for a living. The not-so-legal part.
01:21:19It's dangerous for me to let people into my life. And for me to be...
01:21:27Vulnerable?
01:21:29Yeah. But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:36You're like a magnet, Harper. And I want to be around you. Forever.
01:21:51So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:21:56I'm moving you in there. As a graduation present. And also I love you and want you to be my
01:22:06girlfriend present.
01:22:10Only if you want to. Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:16Are you serious?
01:22:19What's wrong? Is it tacky? I liked it. I thought-
01:22:24Deal!
01:22:29But on one condition boyfriend.
01:22:32Which is?
01:22:33You have to move in there with me.
01:22:37Deal.
01:22:37Go!
01:22:38Go!
01:22:40Go!
01:22:43Go!
01:22:46Go!
01:22:48Gracias por ver el video.
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