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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 12: Dates and Confused

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00:14Previously on Below Deck Down Under.
00:21It moved.
00:23Hello.
00:24Hello.
00:25I miss you.
00:27John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:30Cute.
00:30I'm going to bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:32Mm-hmm.
00:33I have to talk to her later, but I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:37Your head's not there?
00:38No.
00:39I've developed feelings for Daisy, and it's only fair to everyone that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:44I can't let it keep going because it'll just get worse.
00:48You're going to tie that for you?
00:49Yeah.
00:50Make my boobs chop.
00:51I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
00:55and I'm happy for both Jenna and Eddie.
00:58Did I sound sincere?
01:01I like you, and I think that our friendship is strong.
01:05I'd rather maintain what we've got than to ruin what we've got.
01:09Right.
01:10I'm kind of confused, but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:14I'd love to hang out with you.
01:16Okay.
01:16Nothing changes.
01:17Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:20Tyler's flying in his glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:25It's a secret surprise.
01:26Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:28I heard.
01:29Did Tyler smuggle one iron?
01:33Oh, God.
01:34No.
01:34You didn't tell them.
01:36Jesus f***ing Christ.
01:38What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:40Yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:42Okay, break it off the two of you.
01:43Wait, what did you guys throw in the eggs?
01:45Pardon?
01:46What flavors the eggs to a sooty?
01:48Yeah.
01:48Ben will tell you.
01:49It tastes like dish soap.
01:51But washing up like all of the eggs.
01:55See what's this?
01:57Oh, my God.
01:59Lamb chops while they're still warm.
02:01Hey, Daisy.
02:01Daisy.
02:02I've got my hands full.
02:04I feel like I'm the only person who's channeling my energy into the job.
02:08It really is starting to feel like a f***ing joke.
02:10Guys, there's one of me.
02:11What's up?
02:12Why is there one of you?
02:13Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:15She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:29Daisy, service, please.
02:30Interior of radio communications, please.
02:33Guys, don't be on the line while they're docking, please.
02:36There's one of me.
02:37What's up?
02:38Why is there one of you?
02:39Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:40She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:43F*** me.
02:44I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:46What do you want?
02:46Listen.
02:47We want the frittata done.
02:49Please.
02:50F*** this whole s***.
02:53She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
02:55She'd handle the stress really well.
02:57Oh, yeah.
02:59On go.
02:59I feel like I work pretty hard and if the service is slow, there's a reason.
03:05I want to do this cake.
03:06Okay.
03:06Do you want to do a curd on top of the cake?
03:09Yeah.
03:10And in this case, Ben is in the wrong.
03:12How about you give me your pot washer for a minute to run plates?
03:16Thanks, hon.
03:17Thanks, honey.
03:18Oh, I owe you one.
03:18Yeah, that's a bean.
03:20That's a bean.
03:20Where's your honey pot?
03:22It's over there.
03:23Oh, there it is.
03:24The hiding.
03:26What do we owe you?
03:27Ooh, five bucks.
03:29Five bucks.
03:29That's pretty good.
03:31Here we've got some frittata as well.
03:32Can I, would you like some?
03:34Yes, please.
03:34There's no soap in this one, is there?
03:36Salt?
03:37No soap?
03:38Soap.
03:39Oh, I don't know, you're the guinea pig.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Thanks.
03:44That is tenders away, tenders away.
03:48Daisy, chill, okay?
03:49What's going on?
03:50Talk to me.
03:51You're doing the whole breakfast.
03:52You're doing all of breakfast.
03:53Me and Jenna.
03:54Okay, so it's not, you said there's one of you.
03:56Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.
03:57I just thought you were actually on your own.
04:00Christ.
04:02Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
04:04Copy.
04:05Is there any soap?
04:10It's an egg.
04:16Front of starboard dock is losing meters and closing.
04:21I'll produce this.
04:22You can throw that to him now.
04:24Forward leading spring has been sent off.
04:27Tighten it up.
04:28Copy.
04:29All secure.
04:30Good work.
04:30So I've left common cards by your bed.
04:33We appreciate all the feedback.
04:35The cheesecakes cooking.
04:37Good stuff.
04:38I feel like everything happens for a reason.
04:40Yeah, I know what the reason is.
04:41What the?
04:42So you can marry out.
04:43Oh my God.
04:45Sweet.
04:47A bit windswept there.
04:49Yeah.
04:49All right.
04:50What stood out the most?
04:51Hypert soapy eggs.
04:53Hmm.
04:53Overall experience.
04:55We come back to that one.
04:56She can't do it.
04:58What's that?
04:59It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
05:01It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
05:02Already trying to send you over the edge.
05:03Yeah.
05:03I'm over the edge.
05:06Let us know if you can do anything.
05:09Perfect.
05:10I've decided to gift Captain a little gift.
05:12Can I have one of your cock rings?
05:14Oh.
05:14I don't know where they are.
05:16Give them a duct tape.
05:17It's all clear getting any of your whites.
05:18Coffee.
05:19Another one down.
05:23Hello.
05:25That's Elise's.
05:26That one's a bit.
05:28I'm not stinking anymore.
05:30Well, somewhat not.
05:30I'm not switty.
05:32He wrote like a five paragraph essay.
05:34I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom.
05:38Let's go.
05:40Wow.
05:41It feels like another reality out here.
05:43All right, y'all.
05:43Yay!
05:46I think you can ride for us.
05:49You guys are amazing.
05:50And this is for you.
05:51Oh.
05:52Yay!
05:54Perfect.
05:54Thank you for being here.
05:55Thanks for being here.
05:56Thank you very much for everything.
05:58We have all had the most memorable trip.
06:01Thank you very much.
06:02From everybody.
06:03And this is very well deserved.
06:04I appreciate it.
06:05And I do have one more little competition.
06:09For the first person to jump off this marina.
06:12Butt Naked gets $1,000.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16Cash!
06:17Oh, my God.
06:181,000!
06:19Let's go!
06:20Let's go!
06:21Let's go!
06:24Woo!
06:27So close.
06:29He doesn't deserve it.
06:31He actually doesn't.
06:36He's gonna have to share that with the crew anyway.
06:38Good job!
06:40We love your energy.
06:42All right, guys.
06:43Let's go.
06:44Bye, guys.
06:45Listen, everyone.
06:47Let's clean up.
06:48Let's get in our blues.
06:49Cool.
06:50Thank you very much.
06:52Oh.
06:53Yay!
06:54Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
06:58Wow.
06:59Jesus Christ.
07:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:03It's coming.
07:03It's coming.
07:04It's coming.
07:05It's coming.
07:07It's coming.
07:08Surely you don't...
07:09How do you get into it?
07:11It's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter guest, but...
07:15I just have to try it out.
07:18That's insane.
07:24They look great.
07:30I can't do the tip meeting like this.
07:35Attention all crew, please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.
07:40Copy.
07:40Ready, baby.
07:41What could have been better?
07:42Less soap.
07:47Chart of five.
07:48All exhausted?
07:50Sufficiently.
07:51Okay.
07:52Well...
07:54Gally, what a step up.
07:56My egg tastes like dish soap.
07:57Literally, it tastes like gone.
07:59It's unacceptable.
08:01Okay.
08:01Interior needs to actually crack down.
08:03Work together.
08:05In unison.
08:05Was there a makeup artist on board?
08:08I heard.
08:08Did Tyler smuggle one on?
08:09Mike spills the teeth.
08:11What?
08:11What the ?
08:12This is just to see exactly what we can improve on.
08:14Right, eh?
08:15Well, the tip was 22,000.
08:17Okay, that's 1,600 per person.
08:20Plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for, so it's 1,700 each.
08:24Nice.
08:25Thank you, Mikey.
08:26As you know, tips on vessels all go into a collective group.
08:29There's no ifs and buts.
08:30When we all put in, we all share equally.
08:32I'm all happy with that.
08:33It was a team effort and we're all chipped in.
08:35I mean, I just chipped in a little bit more.
08:40Now, for the helmet.
08:45Well deserved.
08:46Well deserved.
08:46I'll take it.
08:48I love it.
08:49I mean, come on.
08:51Soapy scramble?
08:52Yeah, of course I deserve this.
08:53I don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet than I am right now.
08:57Righto.
08:58I know you're all exhausted.
08:59I know we just got over the halfway mark and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
09:03So in saying that, the owner of Sandy Lane Marina has given you a villa to use this afternoon.
09:08There's going to be a pool there.
09:09There's a grill there.
09:10You can cook yourselves.
09:11Then you can come back here.
09:12And then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran and go for a trip to the dog.
09:15Yes.
09:16Nice.
09:19I want you to really bond.
09:21This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
09:24I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
09:26We're halfway through the charters.
09:27They're tired.
09:28And hopefully this reset can bring some energy back into it.
09:31And we'll get through the rest of the season.
09:32We have a couple of good days off.
09:34The next day, it's a 7am start.
09:36Okay?
09:37Sounds good.
09:37Copy that.
09:38Daisy, you want to say something?
09:40Yeah, I've been pretty upset this trip.
09:42I've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people.
09:45Whether that's regarding they think they work harder than other people.
09:48I've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew.
09:51It's been actually relentless.
09:53And the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behaviour.
09:57We're a team.
09:58We all work as a team.
10:00It just can't happen again.
10:02Respect each other.
10:03We don't have to be petty.
10:04It's about just respecting each other.
10:06Yeah, I agree.
10:08Thank you very much.
10:10Stunning.
10:11Thank you, Captain.
10:12Alicia, I think you've stepped up really a lot.
10:16Don't.
10:17It's not funny.
10:18I don't think I work harder than everyone.
10:21Why do you think that was pointed at you?
10:23Because of what Mikey said.
10:24Mikey didn't say anything.
10:26Nice to presume though.
10:27I think some people just need to relax.
10:29Ah, there we go again.
10:30Do that again, Mikey, and I swear there'll be a consequence.
10:34You're going to have to keep me away from him tonight.
10:36I'm like, is this real life?
10:39I'm talking to you about respect and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect.
10:44Sorry.
10:45No.
10:46Not how it works.
10:47I can see I'm being attacked.
10:48So I'm going to react to it.
10:50Do you know what I mean?
10:50So what's the solution here?
10:52I don't know.
10:53I'm not the boss.
10:53So you're going to put this back on me?
10:55You're going to tell me that I have to sort your...
10:58No, no, no.
10:59You're telling me.
10:59I'm saying, I don't want to pick up other people.
11:02You can clearly see.
11:04That's just targeting us.
11:04This feels like this is being put on me.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Can I ask you a favor?
11:08Yeah.
11:08Please, don't get defensive.
11:10But the thing is, it's my duty to tell you of a problem.
11:13Yes, of course.
11:14It's for you to deal with it.
11:15Yeah, but you see how you're talking to me right now?
11:17That's what I'm saying, Mike.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Not for me, eh?
11:20Yeah, of course.
11:21I work harder.
11:22Please stop worrying about the things that you cannot change.
11:26If you carry on to give reaction, you carry on to do that.
11:29Some people on this boat are so paranoid.
11:31It's ridiculous.
11:32She just needs to focus on herself and stop worrying about everyone else.
11:35I feel like Melissa's just trying to prove herself in this position
11:37by pointing me out to say that I'm not doing a good job,
11:41to make herself look better.
11:43It's so f***ing annoying.
11:45She's the most toxic person I've ever met in my life.
11:55Interior, interior, Daisy, before we get off the boat,
11:58I really want to finish Cabin's.
11:59Have me.
12:03Last ones.
12:05Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy.
12:06Oh, nice.
12:07Now I've got spare lashes for the weekend.
12:11We're never done now, aren't we?
12:13All good.
12:13All good.
12:15How are you?
12:15Good, how are you?
12:17You surprised?
12:17Yep.
12:19Yeah?
12:19Yeah.
12:23That's the lady I was looking for.
12:26Tomorrow, would you like to go for a drink or something like that?
12:29Yeah, I would love that.
12:30Would you like that?
12:30Yeah, perfect.
12:31That's good.
12:32Yeah, thank you.
12:35I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating
12:38after three years, so it's scary.
12:40My problem is I'm a lover boy.
12:42I just wear my heart on my sleeve.
12:44My last relationship, I think I saw into it a lot deeper more than she did,
12:49and I just kind of ended up getting hurt from it.
12:51Fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now.
12:53Did I just go on a date?
12:55I think you're going on a date, though.
12:56I just been going on a date, though.
12:58I'm excited.
12:59We're wearing this.
13:00Yeah, yeah.
13:00We are the post.
13:02You're a beautiful girl.
13:04Great to roll, ladies and gentlemen.
13:05You've good a big night at the night with Ellie.
13:07No, I had a chat with her last night.
13:09Tell how you fancy deas you instead.
13:10F***.
13:12So, uh...
13:13You're laying on it, then?
13:15Yeah.
13:16You know how we'll do.
13:17The Megan Eddie crew.
13:18F***.
13:21I mean I've been waiting forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end now it's finally over
13:26so I'm thinking of your head like I can finally make some moves with Ellie Mike is back out of
13:30retirement we're not messing about leave your problems and your dignity on Katina Mikey you
13:37with me baby but till you're driving there's Joao looking
13:41sexy
13:47you know you're gonna roll there they're catching us
14:00right guys here we are honey I'm home
14:07this is amazing I just want to get the girl I need to get ready
14:11vacation there's no mirror where the mirrors we've got booze for days wings are good aren't they
14:20beautiful yeah just to keep it going hmm there you go thank you gentlemen yeah yeah
14:37thank you and I apologize for how I support you by the way but I'll explain can I stop just
14:40just one second there all I saw was the way you were speaking to Daisy yeah of course and
14:45that yeah yeah of course yeah of course let's have respect for each other no of course speaking
15:07all right here we go
15:10there we go let me get the sausages on the go all right here we go
15:21margarita half if you finish that I'll give you half of this because
15:24okay my stupid little pea brain sits there and goes what would it be like if I married dinner
15:32was your noggin line at the right my noggin I swear you're a great guy I don't want to take
15:41it too fast
15:41I don't see that I'm scared
15:45all right hold up
15:47okay
15:53I made a glass of red
15:58all right are you right
15:59right
16:01what's going on
16:02what's going on with you and Joelle at the moment
16:03did you have a little chat last night
16:05we did yeah last night we had a chat
16:07basically we just said that you know which is we're just having fun for the
16:11season it's like four more yeah yeah yeah like each other let's get to know
16:15each other job said like see it was all yeah oh that's nice what did you also do
16:20you well Joe said me he wasn't into Ali really well obviously two jobs ago you
16:27just joined you out and Joe was like I've cut things off with Ali and I'm like
16:30all right am I being played am I being lied to because going off the conversation I
16:39had with Joe last night I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place you know it just
16:44makes no sense I thought things are being caught off okay
16:55so sorry to interrupt can we talk for a second I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation
16:58no because they just told me now that today you told them you cut things off
17:04with me you want something to do with me was Mike Eddie come here all right yeah
17:11did you say exactly what you said I said look maybe you need to have a chat
17:15because I'm not too sure where things stand that's what I said yes and then
17:18okay Joe told you today that he cut things off with me last night yeah cuz that's what
17:22I heard he's got a big night the night we're early no I had a chat with it last
17:26night yes it's all your fancy days instead cut things off is not what I
17:29said I said yeah that we'd had a chat yeah okay you said to me that you and
17:34Ellie weren't working out working out is not the right word I didn't want an
17:37over-expectation you said yes I'm not in early because I like Daisy oh my god this
17:43is awful I'm gonna go away this is awful I don't want to be part of this I never
17:48said cut things off well if you if you think you're right you're right now you see
17:52this is the thing soccer yeah Mike doesn't know what I said to Ellie it took
17:56so much effort to spare her feelings and to get us on a path of friendship Mike
18:02has come in and that all up with one conversation because he's jealous you
18:06all right then I've done anything wrong here sorry he's just being a dick in a
18:10wind-up that's it you're right he's in the daisy now I'm sorry the other deal with
18:18that you know what we're gonna get we're gonna use that for guests all right
18:23it's gonna be so much better all right when it's one dessert we don't have to
18:27do think about it one dessert we don't have to do it's such a good cheesecake as
18:35well he doesn't even deserve it right
18:42oh get in here
18:49right hey I'm pretty big yeah I know I've got it I've got it I've got it I'm going my
18:55fireball from
18:55upstairs you might sit here sorry thank you can we all just take two to five minutes to tidy the
19:03up here honestly I've eaten packing up in bin bags the entire time so I put so
19:08many bottles in the bag nobody creates more than each other can we stop this
19:13tip attack there's some people on this board definitely working harder than
19:17others I feel like you should sit down because you're definitely working the
19:21least half and I want you to let you know that I recognize that you're working
19:24really hard thank god you're being genuine I love that Liz yeah I think a few
19:29people have had too much to drink that's actually really out of order yeah that is
19:33really upsetting if somebody said that to me I would be really upset not okay
19:37is it you're being mean I'm not trying to be dramatic he wants to buy me buy me and
19:43then the second I react it's at least how do we how do we move forward from this you
19:47need as a head of department I need I am done with this Alicia I have had this from him
19:54and
19:54I've had this from you the two of you sort this out together I am not doing this
19:58anymore you have a problem with him he has a problem with you I am done with
20:03this this I am done with you the two of you sort this out together dish I am done
20:33it's my job to run a super yacht nowhere on my job description is to mediate two squabbling
20:40children and if they don't rein it in pads are gonna roll this is bullshit days could you yell at
20:46me let's just see what the rest of the season brings I'm looking forward to it
21:01I just want to sleep hey hey hey where's my dick colorful rainbow no you don't get it
21:12it was a waiver at first what do you mean I'm gonna get pissed off
21:22you're so dumb bitch you never say a word you're not bad big time big time yeah I'm crashing you
21:36okay
21:39oh no what's wrong I'm so stupid happy birthday bro she was like oh I want
21:49to ask you to do the real way that I'm done with her I'm so mean like what have I
21:54done for that they never asked you for anything
21:58they never asked you for a relationship they never asked you for anything we were both on the same page
22:04I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I missed you first
22:08right okay nice
22:18I have such a headache
22:21alcohol is not your friend
22:25especially vodka
22:29hey
22:30hi
22:31do I look like
22:31I look like
22:32incredible
22:33how are you doing good morning
22:34yeah I know I've been thinking about you babe
22:36really?
22:37yeah a little bit
22:39all good things I have
22:40of course
22:42do you have a good night?
22:44morning
22:49today is going to be the day I lost my shit a few times
22:52oh dear?
22:52oh Mike and Alicia both came up to me to be like what are you going to do about this
22:57I f***ing went off
22:59I was like do not come to me and make this my problem
23:03I was really upset about it
23:04don't engage in it
23:05we're here to work
23:06you're not able to do that?
23:07buy another job
23:08Alicia and Mike are adults
23:09they need to learn to work in these environments
23:11and this is part of working on yours
23:13if they cannot be mature enough to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts
23:18well maybe they have to go
23:19it's just toxic it's not fair to anyone else
23:22I get to a point if you don't want to get to where we're trying to go
23:24yeah
23:25I'll make changes
23:26yeah
23:26thanks Jason
23:27are you going to come on the catamaran with us?
23:30no I'm not
23:31you guys can have a go
23:32you don't need Cappy around
23:33I might just get on the efoil and cruise around on the island
23:36that would be fun
23:37it will be
23:44I am in my f***ing element
23:45I can't help Biff
23:46we're going to have a good time
23:48hello
23:51cheers
23:53right team let's go
23:54ok
23:55okay
23:55vamanos
23:57catawatt
23:57catawatt
23:58catawatt
23:59catawatt
24:00thank you
24:01hey brother
24:01should we take a proper photo?
24:03don't move
24:03yeah that's good
24:04yeah yeah yeah yeah
24:06vamanos
24:07you look like a sex icon
24:09yay
24:11yay
24:12is he Jason?
24:15yay
24:15yay
24:16yay
24:16yay
24:17what did he say
24:17happy birthday
24:19yay
24:22are you putting the sails up?
24:24yeah
24:28take one of me and drive first and I get together
24:31hello ladies
24:31how you feeling after yesterday?
24:33oh I feel ok
24:34yes
24:35yes you've spoken to me
24:35I'm a little bit curious about one thing though
24:37uh-huh
24:38do you mind me flirting?
24:40do you like to have a little bit flirting?
24:41it's not an issue it's not something that bothers me
24:45so
24:46so
24:46so
24:47so
24:47sure
24:47knock yourself out
24:50why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:52could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:55look at
24:55at the end of the day
24:56we get on well
24:58energies match
24:59we've got similar interests
25:01me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief who knows
25:04but you are sexy
25:05aw
25:08I literally don't even know what Mike's saying
25:11you need to stop about the Mike thing
25:13concentrate on you and Ellie
25:14you need to go on sweetheart
25:16yeah you're right
25:17good to see you
25:18what are you up to?
25:20you having a good day?
25:21yeah 100%
25:21I've been having a good day every single day since I got home
25:24since you met me
25:25yeah he's so funny
25:26oh that's a great show there
25:28you're gonna like it
25:29look at this guys
25:31so pretty
25:33okay
25:34tender
25:35girls you ready?
25:36thank you so much
25:37alright chaps
25:38beach buck
25:39beach buck
25:40beach buck
25:42let's go let's go let's go
25:44can we get rose and margaritas?
25:47okay
25:47I'm good I'm good
25:49how are you doing?
25:50can you sit and cheer with me?
25:52here I'll sit and cheer with you
25:53I'm a lovely lady
25:55that's such a nice bikini aren't you?
25:57thank you
25:57I want to see you in your home comfort clothes
26:01like what you would wear at home
26:02oh I look hideous
26:03yeah but I want to see that
26:04I like to dress up to where I'm going
26:06yeah and you can
26:07I just sit there with a little smile on my head and going
26:09that will change
26:11I don't think it will change
26:12no no no no
26:13but the things that you think now
26:14will change as years go by
26:17oh my god I'm so excited
26:20oh food's up
26:21do you want some food?
26:22yeah I would love food
26:23come on then
26:23come
26:25what does everybody want?
26:26just normal margarita
26:27strawberry please
26:28I'll get the next round
26:30my friends
26:31I miss you guys
26:32I miss you too babes
26:34can I sit here?
26:36yeah
26:36how are you and Eddie doing?
26:38oh whatever
26:38huh
26:39I'm trying
26:40what do you mean you're trying?
26:42well
26:43that's
26:44that's
26:45definitely not a person
26:46that I would normally be with
26:48yeah
26:49you're not gonna grow a mustache
26:51are you or anything?
26:52like they're not contagious
26:54mustaches contagious
26:56any time you want to come to the master cabin
26:58you know
26:59I'll be there like
27:01I mean I'm usually busy
27:02but like
27:02oh yeah?
27:03doing your own thing?
27:04oh no just watching TV and stuff like that
27:06yeah
27:06I expect nothing in return either
27:09just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there you know
27:16just go over
27:17you're making it so difficult to speak to her
27:20I think you should go over
27:22I think that is a
27:23I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not
27:26but
27:27it does suck
27:28rejection does suck
27:29she's embarrassed
27:30she's hurt
27:31and
27:32so I do feel sorry for Ellie
27:34Ellie
27:35here we chat
27:35oh god
27:37you okay?
27:41I want you to enjoy your birthday
27:42I am
27:43I just want us all to enjoy
27:46please talk
27:46please
27:47the reason why I got so hurt yesterday
27:50and why I felt stupid
27:52is because I was planning a birthday surprise for you
27:55I baked you a cake
27:56I woke up two hours before work
27:59I got up two hours early on my own time to bake your birthday cake
28:02your favorite cake that you mentioned
28:03like
28:04make your day special
28:05make you feel incredible
28:06and then what I get is like
28:07he doesn't want anything to do with you
28:09that's not
28:10he said he cut things off with you
28:11so that's what hurt me
28:12I'm sorry
28:12I never asked you for a relationship job
28:14I know that
28:15I never forced you to anything
28:16that's why I spoke to you
28:17that night
28:18I feel like
28:20I don't want to complicate anything
28:22and I don't want that to ruin what we've got
28:26okay
28:26does that make sense?
28:28am I?
28:30sort of
28:30and upset about what Mike said
28:32he used those words against me
28:34alright?
28:35I have not said
28:36I have nothing to do with you
28:38I promise
28:39okay
28:39okay
28:40thank you for saying that
28:41so
28:42how do I proceed with this?
28:44have fun with me
28:46because I don't want to
28:49and just be you
28:50there's nothing more to it
28:52promise
28:52okay
28:53I know
28:54I need to break it off with Ellie
28:55but today is
28:56the only day
28:57we get off
28:58I want everyone to have fun
29:00so
29:01for the time being
29:02I'm going to tell Ellie
29:03what she wants to hear
29:04and
29:05I'll have to figure it out later
29:07oh you do look good
29:09washing it from a distance
29:11how does Joao stand upright
29:12without a spine?
29:13I was going to throw a cake
29:14in the trash last night
29:16I
29:16I
29:17I don't understand
29:18oh
29:19good times
29:29I feel like you're also doing better
29:31it's a bit of a misunderstanding
29:33are you back on?
29:36we're just
29:36you know
29:37getting to know each other
29:38and we're going to spend some time together
29:39for the rest of the season
29:40and see how it goes from there
29:42yeah
29:42yeah
29:43no pressure
29:44yeah
29:46do you think we should go to the boat together?
29:48do you like boats?
29:49okay
29:50let's go
29:51I want to swim back
29:53can we swim back?
29:55can we swim back?
29:55ah!
29:55you're the best
29:56thank you so much
30:04what did you say?
30:07Eddie asked me on a date
30:08that's cute
30:09that's the
30:11hey
30:12hello
30:13do you want the goss?
30:15yeah
30:15did I tell you that
30:17Eddie
30:17he's going to date with Jenna
30:19time to get ready for my heartbeat
30:21I am intrigued to see how it unfolds
30:24oh me too
30:26not that I like gossip
30:29Eddie!
30:30Eddie!
30:31Eddie!
30:33he's so cute
30:35look at you
30:36mwah
30:37you look lovely
30:38don't get pregnant
30:40be safe
30:41oh
30:41come on
30:42have a beautiful evening
30:44thanks Mikey
30:46oh
30:47you're so sweet
30:48yeah
30:48you like that
30:50how nice is that view then?
30:52it's so cute
30:52I love it
30:54I like this
30:55this is really
30:55oh thank you
30:57this old thing
30:57this old thing
31:00I'm going to get the binoculars
31:04Daisy
31:04yeah
31:08good evening
31:09hello
31:09thank you very much
31:11I love a good glass of wine
31:12like with Jenna
31:13I quite like Merlot
31:14you fancy Merlot
31:15it was fine
31:16thank you
31:17they're holding hands
31:18a bit of romance is good
31:19you there
31:20what are you watching?
31:23he's looking at us
31:26there isn't a thing I could sit there
31:28someone said
31:28what do you dislike about Jenna
31:31I'm
31:31I'm
31:31there's no faults when it comes to Jenna
31:33whatsoever
31:34is that true?
31:35yeah
31:35there's that little bit of fun aside
31:36the Jenna laugh
31:38that's what I call it
31:39no
31:40everybody used to call me Spongebob in school
31:42because I used to laugh like Spongebob
31:45oh
31:46I was
31:47I was just called highballs at school
31:48because
31:49highballs
31:49yeah because my balls just didn't drop for ages
31:53good to know
31:55they've dropped?
31:56yes they have
31:57I can show you on that one
31:59yeah
31:59that's cute
32:02Esteban me voy
32:03no me puedo quedar en este bote de mentiras
32:06so how's my little galley wall there?
32:09ah
32:09you good?
32:10yeah I'm great
32:11I'm great
32:11I had a conversation with Jao on the beach
32:14it might have been misinterpreted
32:15maybe he didn't express himself well
32:17but we're good now
32:18pretty set right?
32:20yeah so we can finish it
32:21cool
32:21you wanna do it?
32:22yeah
32:23thank you
32:23start with half of that
32:25that's it that's it
32:26do you want like a swirl or?
32:28I wanted it kind of flat
32:30and I wanted to like write happy birthday on it
32:32yeah
32:32um
32:34icing will just kind of run down the peaks
32:36and skip the happy birthday
32:37alright there you go
32:38looks really professional
32:39well done
32:40thank you
32:41stick it back in the fridge
32:42I love it
32:44what would be like a fun date you'd like to do?
32:47like
32:48mini golf's a classic
32:50oh
32:51mini golf
32:51I'd take you to the zoo as well
32:53I love the zoo
32:54you like the zoo?
32:55yeah
32:56I like animals
32:56tigers my favourite
32:58if I had to choose between Ben and Eddie
33:00and the lifestyle I wish for my future to look like
33:04Eddie wants the backpack
33:05but I don't even own a backpack
33:08I own clutches
33:11thank you very much
33:13thank you
33:13thank you
33:13but with Ben it's like he's more refined
33:17and likes the finer things in life
33:19and I don't have to feel guilty for that
33:22I genuinely have to see if I got enough money from last night
33:25but then again
33:26my previous boyfriend was just like him
33:29and I have nothing to show for it
33:31Eddie is the safe bet
33:32two
33:32well how much have you got there?
33:34give me
33:35that one
33:36and that's a nice tip there
33:40thank you darling
33:41come on then
33:43I've had a lovely lovely evening
33:48um
33:55shoes off
33:55just realised that
33:57bad boy Eddie
33:57I might quickly pop in the shower
33:59go
34:00are you ready to be Christian in?
34:02yes you know how it goes
34:03what's up Bob?
34:04hey dog
34:05yeah good
34:05I like the jumper
34:07I like these stripes
34:08thank you man
34:09oh yeah
34:09how nice does she look though?
34:11I love it
34:12look at that
34:14Mikey?
34:15I kept it PG
34:16good
34:19cheers
34:20oh look at her
34:23how was it?
34:25you know he's such a gentleman
34:27and he's so cute
34:28but it's like nothing I would normally go for
34:32what did he talk about?
34:34he did most of the talking
34:35really?
34:37did you have a good day?
34:38I didn't know you guys went on a date
34:40I'm so happy for you
34:41that was lovely
34:41it's just nice getting to have that stick
34:47can we get there?
34:48yeah
34:54oh
34:55dude
34:57a drink or what?
34:58are you going to be a bitch?
34:59yeah I'm alright for now
35:00oh so you're going to be a bitch?
35:02I do need to chat to Elliot
35:03she didn't get the message did she?
35:05I just said the message wrong I guess
35:07I need there to be no grey areas
35:09I need it to be black and white
35:10okay so what are we up against?
35:12a kiss that's it right?
35:13yeah
35:14you kissed her it's not that big a deal
35:17she wants more you know
35:18I know she does yeah
35:20it'll be fine
35:31code red
35:35it's eerily quiet
35:37should we go outside?
35:38yeah I was literally about to say do you want to go outside?
35:41red in my mind yeah I'm going outside
35:43you can lead the way
35:44you just want to look at my ass when I woke up
35:46it's the gentleman's benefit
35:48yeah
35:49oh yeah it feels good
35:51cake time
35:52woken up and bruises all over my body
35:55oh f**k I'm sorry
35:56that's okay
35:57but I look like a Dalmatian
35:58it's alright
35:59it's actually my favourite dog
36:01it's my favourite bitch
36:05right teacher get to my cake stand
36:08it's nice to be outside
36:09I'll never do this
36:11I'll never get out of here
36:11to breathe in fresh air
36:13yeah
36:16yeah
36:16as Joelle said anything about him and Al
36:19yeah I know
36:20I think he wants to put an end to it to be honest
36:22okay go there
36:24that looks pretty nice
36:26she's tenacious apparently
36:28I don't know how to get there
36:30there she's
36:32she's with the cake
36:35oh
36:35hello
36:36hello
36:36how did I get there
36:38uh straight through the main salon
36:40okay
36:41you hungry
36:42yeah
36:43let me grill that
36:44Rene
36:45yeah
36:46should we watch it from here
36:48you want to
36:49Joelle
36:50I need your help
36:52oh thank you so much
36:53cake
36:54cake
36:56I love it
36:59it's my very first lemon meringue cheese cake
37:02yeah
37:02it looks delicious
37:03I've been working on it for what feels like three days
37:06thank you
37:07so
37:07get back a little bit
37:10happy birthday
37:11thank you
37:12thanks a lot
37:13I appreciate it
37:14yeah
37:15right
37:16how's your day been
37:17good
37:18let's see how this tapes
37:19told her she should save that cake for the guests
37:22but she didn't listen to me
37:26okay
37:26the moment of truth
37:28is it okay
37:29mm-hmm
37:30those bastards
37:31they're eating my cake
37:35bloody good
37:36mmm
37:37how do you feel
37:39good
37:39I feel good
37:40look at the body language
37:42she's very open
37:43but he's very closed off see
37:46he's got his arms and his knees and everything up
37:48everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason
37:51it hasn't really even been coming from us
37:55it's been coming from like all these other people
37:58yeah
37:58yeah
37:59but it's also I've
37:59I've played into that as well
38:01I'm not gonna lie
38:02I just want to be honest with you
38:03the truth is
38:05like
38:05I am attracted to you
38:07mm-hmm
38:07but I didn't mean to
38:09mislead you
38:09if that's how you felt
38:11oh yeah
38:11it was very misleading
38:12that is how I felt
38:13I thought we were sort of things out
38:15I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends
38:31I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends
38:35I really regret not being more stern about what I said
38:38I thought I was
38:40but you weren't because the entire time you've been saying that you want to be respectful
38:44you want to get to know me
38:45yes I do
38:45you want to continue getting to know me
38:46continue getting to know you
38:47yes it doesn't mean to be with you
38:50I apologize and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged
38:52and I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and move forward
38:56right
38:58you explained your stance
39:00yeah
39:00thank you for that
39:02we're moving on in a professional manner
39:03okay
39:04we're co-workers
39:05yes
39:05and that's it
39:06I don't want a friendship
39:07I don't want chit chats
39:08I don't want hugs
39:09I don't want anything
39:10okay
39:10we're co-workers and that's it
39:12by all means enjoy the cake
39:13I put in a lot of effort
39:14and uh
39:15yeah
39:16that's that
39:20oh the f*** up
39:34I don't want to hurt anyone
39:36it's not fair
39:38can we
39:38do you mind if we come down and have
39:41like talk to you
39:42yeah all good
39:42alright
39:43thanks buddy
39:44got you man
39:45if you
39:46if you're open about things right from the start
39:48you're going to save a lot of hurt later on
39:54sorry
39:54f***
39:55such a stupid thing
40:04okay I've got a curry
40:05oh no
40:06okay
40:07there's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want
40:10yeah we came to fit
40:10I didn't
40:11know what kind of cake it was
40:12I was just hoping to try it
40:14you eat
40:15okay
40:15okay
40:16this
40:16this
40:17this
40:20oh f***
40:21yeah look at it
40:22it's a f***ing nice cake I'm going to tell you
40:25it's like getting rewarded for being a f***
40:28what's her mood like
40:29very much against me
40:31let's just check this out shall we
40:34I'll be the judge of that
40:36okay
40:42it's promising
40:43this is a f***ing good cake
40:46how can you turn that away
40:48oh
40:49right
40:49on the go inside
40:51enjoy
40:52you're not going to have another slice mate
40:53no I've got my last bite
40:54come on
40:56happy birthday Joelle
40:57thanks
40:58oh
40:59oh that feels nice
41:00oh
41:01oh
41:02I reckon that's Venus
41:04you're a kid like had a telescope and s***
41:06I did physics
41:07I did physics too I love physics
41:08shut up
41:09yeah
41:10but I was a bad student
41:12I was intelligent but I was bad student
41:15yeah
41:15I was a bit like that too yeah
41:21trying to get to know Eddie a little more today
41:23oh yeah
41:24yeah
41:25just want to know what I'm up against
41:29what
41:31nothing
41:31what do you think of Eddie?
41:33what do you think of him?
41:34I believe he's moving too fast
41:36that's what I thought
41:37I haven't kissed him yet but
41:43I'm tired
41:43I'll take the side dishes
41:45here we go
41:51did he re-adjourned?
41:53yeah 100%
41:55I'd like that
41:56it's alright
41:57good mate
41:57I'll see you in the morning
41:58take care
42:00oh my god
42:01oh my god
42:02oh my god
42:02I know
42:03oh f***
42:05oh
42:05oh
42:07oh
42:07oh
42:09oh
42:10oh
42:22oh
42:25oh
42:29oh
42:30oh
42:31oh
42:32oh
42:34oh
42:35oh
42:35oh
42:37oh
42:37oh
42:38oh
42:39oh
42:39oh
42:40oh
42:41oh
42:41oh
42:46oh
42:48oh
42:49oh
42:50oh
42:50oh
42:50oh
42:51You
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