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Best Medicine - Season 1 - Episode 06: Eyewitness Blues
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00:11Oh
00:18Are you insane
00:36Elaine I've been attacked that gang of lunatics were shooting blueberries at me
00:42Elaine Denton reporting live from port when inside the offices of doc martin
00:49Victim whatever that is we don't have time for it, okay?
00:52We have a packed schedule and I need you to secure the perimeter unaware that his first patient was already
00:58in the exam room
00:59Doc martin was apparently also unaware of the fact that this weekend is the annual blueberry festival
01:07A tragic turn of events for a tragic man named doc martin who was a doctor
01:20I just love the blueberry festival the street fair the tarts the pies stop talking and open your mouth
01:28I'm gonna be getting in the vat and stomping blueberries to make wine not with this foot fungus. You're not
01:34I'm deathly allergic to blueberries, but I want to eat like a lot of pie
01:38So can you give me a pill that makes it okay?
01:40Yes, of course really
01:42No
01:43That way
01:45All right elaine we only have five minutes for lunch. Why don't you go out and get where is everyone?
01:51Faced with an empty waiting room doc martin finally had room
01:55To feel empty will you stop with that voice have to get this reporter thing right?
02:00I'm covering the blueberry festival on my live stream. I want it to look professional and dressing up as newscaster
02:05smurf screams professional
02:07We have eight patients this afternoon and my aunt's supposed to be next. Where is she?
02:12Yeah, everybody cancelled
02:14No one is going to the doctor on a friday afternoon during the blueberry festival
02:19Actually shouldn't you be getting ready to ready for what you're gonna be a judge in the big blueberry pie
02:23contest tomorrow
02:24Oh, no, I'm not. Okay, but you are because dr. Reese was always a judge. Yeah, but I'm not dr.
02:29Reese
02:29I am here with a local old old man who is disoriented and confused
02:36He thinks that he can ignore one of our most beloved traditions beloved traditions
02:40Please you people would throw a parade at a new stoplight. I'm not a pie judge. I'm a physician. Where
02:46are you going?
02:47I'm going to see my next scheduled patient more on this developing story as it develops reporting alive from over
02:54here by my desk
02:55I am elaine denton for eyewitness blues
03:00That was it that was it
03:03Okay, all the festival booths. Yep, they're going right there and uh, oh, yeah
03:11All right now doc all right now
03:18Hey, good morning got some for you see you at the pie contest judge martin
03:32Okay, okay in the dunk tank. It's going right over there. Yeah, oh, please sorry. Give me a second
03:41This
03:50Stop following me just go away put that down. It's not mine
03:55shoo
04:02Well
04:03Good morning to you
04:04Good morning perfect weather for the festival wouldn't you say hmm?
04:10Well, you seem to be taking it very seriously
04:13My favorite time of year when doesn't all that bother your skin or your eyelids all that face paint face
04:18paint
04:20What face paint
04:25Is
04:26Is
04:26Крас
04:28You
04:28Help me!
05:02well martin what a nice surprise and you're just in time for lunch not here for lunch
05:09oh you're just dropping by well good i've just been thinking that we should spend more time
05:14together and look now here you are i've come here to give you your physical what your file says you
05:20haven't had a checkup in three years why don't you hop up on the counter and we'll take a look
05:24at you oh you gotta be joking there's nothing funny about a 73 year old woman avoiding her
05:29annual urinalysis now up you go if you think i'm going to let you examine me in my own kitchen
05:34then i'm gonna have to fillet you with my boning knife and sir i need you to take this seriously
05:39you may be my doctor but you're also my nephew and right now we're having lunch so wash your hands
05:47honestly
05:50you know they've asked me to be a judge at the pie contest with you and i said yes i
05:57thought that
05:58that would be fun i hear that elizabeth evans is making some kind of blueberry meringue or something
06:08like that are you really taking all these medications well two of them are for my high
06:12blood pressure and the rest you're i don't know osteoporosis acid reflux high cholesterol good god
06:19woman you're a ticking time bomb and this fried fish for lunch isn't helping the situation either
06:25have you thought about getting some exercise maybe some leafy greens in your diet dr reese told me to
06:30avoid the leafy greens because they might interact badly with my blood thinner and i might pass out or
06:35something and kale tastes like crap there's a new medication on the market that won't have those
06:40complications i'll write you a prescription in the meantime we're going to have a chat about
06:44skipping medical appointments at your advanced age if you're going to continue to play doctor i don't
06:48want to eat lunch with you so get out just go and see it's pie contest i'm not judging the
06:54pie contest
06:54fine then i won't see at all
07:01fried fish is delicious
07:19oh judge martin what do you prefer
07:22breaky pie crust or puppy you lost me a judge judge martin do you enjoy a latticework topping i don't
07:30trust
07:30myself to do a leaf pattern i'm not judging the pie contest oh martin hello where are you headed well
07:36i'm on my way for some lunch but it seems like blueberry mania swallowed this town whole right
07:41well that time of year which reminds me i've been wondering um if you happen to like cinnamon i'm scared
07:46to ask but why are we talking about spices or maybe vanilla or caramel little ribbons of caramel
07:51wrapping gently around your taste buds oh no louisa not you too i'm sorry i'm not going to be judging
07:56the pie contest i guess i'm just another desperate pie baker looking for an edge you've all lost your
08:00minds maybe but this is a big deal in a small town i mean it's it's nice it's tradition it's
08:05competitive
08:06yeah it's also high in fat and sugar yeah but first place is a little blue crown but barry hammers
08:10always wins it always he always takes first always no the real competition important is for
08:15second oh wait what about ginger you know i mean that's an interesting combination right with the
08:21blueberries oh louisa louisa louisa i am not going to be judging martin did these berries
08:27no no no listen up everyone i am the town doctor and my only concern is your health so you
08:33can skip
08:33your appointments and ignore your well-being but i will not be deciding the winner of your ridiculous
08:38contest because i don't care
08:48consider the ginger talk about it later
08:58delighted to have you in for lunch doctor it was either this or be force-fed blueberries in the
09:02parking lot i want to take the garden salad with chicken please unfortunately we don't have the
09:08garden salad today i am so sorry all right uh steam fish no not that either shepherd's pie then
09:14hmm wouldn't that be lovely we're out of that one too what do you have in the kitchen
09:24today in the kitchen we have greg
09:28it's this pie contest madness oh no no no every year he decides that he's the chef
09:33that he can cook and yet no no no no no no no no i chilled the stove i swear
09:40i did it's not fair
09:43i'm not allowed in there i'm a pie contest judge conflict of interest and yes i heard that you stepped
09:49down from your post god knows who they're gonna get to replace you oh it's gonna be a long weekend
09:56but we still might have one last tuna salad in the back fridge i hate mayonnaise oh beggars can't be
10:02cheesers i'll go check
10:07tuna salad is delicious lots of mayonnaise
10:18i'm sorry you i have to ask you're blue all of you and no makeup you're just blue it's because
10:32of all the blueberries i eat are you joking you're not oh no you can't be serious blueberries wouldn't
10:47y'all that's on me y'all i'm so sorry totally totally my fault i just couldn't see it because
10:53my eyes let's have a look doc put your head back okay i i think everything's fine it's just allergies
10:58happens every year yeah how about you let me make the diagnosis and you stick to being an idiot seems
11:02fair all right you need to come to my office i can't doc i gotta go set up the dunk
11:06tank yes i
11:07suppose a dunk tank is more important than you going blind come on this way okay
11:13no this way the other way mark this way
11:26it's ready okay that's good so just like keep my face in frame all the time yes like i'll stay
11:32but
11:32go go shoot you know they replaced you on the judging panel with birth big mistake you do not want
11:40to
11:40give my dad that much power power it's a pie contest oh come on doc you know everything here
11:47is just so nice and people are so sweet we just need one day a year to be like really
11:52competitive
11:52and vicious like the purge but with blueberries all right well the eye drops and the warm compress
11:58should help your eyes some but i strongly suspect you have writer's syndrome really i haven't written
12:04anything all week maybe a parking ticket and in my dream journal r e writer's syndrome is it painful
12:11to urinate mark typically people suffering from writers can't see can't pee and can't climb a tree
12:17due to untreated chlamydia chlamydia chlamydia the std chlamydia yes how many sexual partners have
12:25you had since your breakup with louisa i don't know like four five eight i think nine my friend gretchen
12:3810 debbie 11. come on doc you know what it's like big man small pond all the fish jumping into
12:49my net
12:50do you get it yeah i'd rather not so you need to notify each of your sexual partners of their
12:55exposure wait doc notify them like tell them that i might have given them that they might have chlamydia
13:02exactly and this will clear up the infection prescription for doxycycline wait no wait doc doc
13:07wait so like a prescription that i need to like go get filled yes i assume you know how these
13:14things
13:14work elaine i'm going out to get some food and nothing is going to stop me
13:21okay i guess i have to somebody's got to pick up meds from their mommy
13:25shut up
13:46yes sir
13:47that's barry hammers that's our blueberry get it blueberry yes your coffee judge large
13:54no charge of course thank you and he's the one who wins first place in the pie contest every year
14:00him yeah he's basically the blueberry festival mascot a master baker and he's blue that's because
14:07you're in you're out all he eats no that's ridiculous you could eat every blueberry on the
14:10planet it wouldn't turn you blue you know i turned orange when i was on that carrot diet it's not
14:14the
14:15same thing burt tell that the blueberry judge large almost done with your complimentary oil
14:19change ah thanks billy and hey tell the missus i'd love to get my backyard weeded now there must be
14:25something wrong with him some condition and he's using a leave him alone doc poor old blue berry
14:32looks a hell of a lot better now than when we were in high school scary berry he was a
14:37real fright back
14:38scary berry why did they call him that well hey burt your car's all done excuse me bye business
14:49hey billy how's the bacon coming you know is the bottom still soggy
14:56oh martin hi i've been looking for you i just wanted to apologize for being so forward about
15:01the pie contest earlier i just think that maybe my ambition got the best of me why is this contest
15:06so important to you oh well um i've always loved to bake and in the past i i couldn't really
15:13try my
15:14best because i couldn't outshine sally my future mother-in-law former future mother-in-law i always
15:19had to wallow in third place and let her take second year after year but now the gloves are off
15:25you know
15:25i'm not with mark anymore and i've got a brand new baking trick up my sleeve and i don't know
15:31i just feel
15:31like maybe if i could just bust out of third place that maybe i could get everyone to see me
15:35in a new
15:35light you know how small towns can put you in a box give you a label you're the spinster you're
15:40the
15:40idiot you're the grump hi judge exactly
15:47and you you're the heartbreaker
15:57well it does seem like a colossal waste of time energy and food but i suppose these little contests
16:04do help to distract people from the dreary realities of living in a dead-end town
16:11well thank you for that um but this contest actually really means something to me you know
16:17especially this year when uh when i'm trying to prove to myself actually that i can can be more than
16:31i thought i could
16:32now listen john i let you off the hook last week twice because you were filling mailboxes with fish
16:37heads all right no so you're gonna do this for me okay here dude this is crazy your name's on
16:45the
16:45prescription the pharmacist is your mom okay but she's really busy and she may not notice okay here
16:50come on give you my handcuffs i'm just gonna do it
16:55your eyes look super grody shut up johnny huh
17:01yeah you little baby bike
17:05sally what's supposed to go right here oh what's for my next trophy of course
17:12oh but you're a judge this year we should not be talking about the pie contest okay here let me
17:17ring
17:17you up with a new prescription that is 127.90 what a hundred and twenty seven dollars a month what
17:27the
17:27hell well it's this new blood thinner that dr best puts you on it's very pricey no no no i'll
17:33just
17:33stick to the old one i'm not paying that well you do have one refill left should i call dr
17:38best to make
17:38sure it's okay no no i'm keeping him out of my personal health issues from now on he comes to
17:45lunch and brings a stethoscope oh is it cold on your skin i bet dr best has very warm hands
17:51sally
17:52he's my nephew all right 21 45 then okay oh hi honey what brings you in oh hey hey ma
18:03uh can't really
18:04talk right now have this developing crime situation down on lincoln um just need to fill this prescript
18:09real fast no biggie no diggity did louisa do this to you no mom stop what is it no gonorrhea
18:19syphilis
18:20the big h the little a no no it has nothing nothing like that and louisa has nothing to do
18:28with it it's
18:33it's it's chlamydia chlamydia well that's not so bad everybody's had chlamydia sweetheart at least
18:41it's not the crabs crabs are so much worse looking down and seeing those little monsters snapping at
18:46you who gave this to you was it that gretchen elaine's friend the one with the face they don't have
18:52faces oh yeah sounds right she's awful no i don't know i don't know honey relax you're a single man
19:01now
19:01something like this was bound to happen i'm actually proud of you sewing your wild oats and until this
19:09antibiotic kicks in a good place to dip your doinker for a few minutes every night is a nice cold
19:14glass of
19:15seven up mom stop really yeah honey something about the bubbles
19:53you're not supposed to be here i'm still getting ready for tomorrow i'm so sorry should
19:57i come back at a better time yeah actually this is a mess al can't be my cameraman anymore he
20:02has
20:03to run the dunk tank tomorrow at the street fair what are you doing here i'm looking to see if
20:08dr
20:09reese ever treated barry hammers i need to understand why that man is blue something could
20:14actually be wrong with him a whole half day off and you can't stop doctoring i'm not gonna find any
20:19files on there for barry hammers i'm not blueberry he was never a patient here like ever someone
20:25actually told me was it irma i think it was irma was it irma i don't know if it was
20:30irma specifically
20:31irregard told you what irma says that blueberry had some kind of horrible medical condition when he
20:38was in high school he had to be seen by some specialist in bar harbor a specialist yeah okay listen
20:42listen
20:43you're gonna be my cameraman tomorrow at the festival oh i most certainly will not be doing
20:49that al is out you're the only option that i have left and i'm covering the festival from 9am to
20:54midnight tomorrow so please wear some comfortable shoes not these for the last time i will not be
20:59attending or participating in this god forsaken festival
21:07what what what what is this look
21:11no i just i would just like to remind you that there are certain things that i'm doing
21:20certain blood things that i am doing for you things that i may not want to do but that i
21:28do anyway
21:29so maybe you could do something for me that you don't want to do this is blackmail
21:38you are blackmailing me and remember this is the good side of my face
21:49doc martin and elaine's office how can i help you today oh yes okay yes
21:57the doctor is needed at the salty breeze somebody has burned their hand
22:04and i will see you tomorrow at the blueberry festival at 9 a.m live from port when have a
22:12safe
22:12evening and good night he's been baking around the clock not sleeping not being careful it'll be fine
22:21but what isn't fine is people getting injured because of a pie contest no you can't wrap it up too
22:28much i need my hand all day tomorrow i have to bake do you hear what you're saying i have
22:32to bake
22:32you're having a nervous breakdown over a pie contest i have to bake greg honey this pie contest is giving
22:39you an anxiety attack i won't it be worth it if i win no all year long all i hear
22:44about is george's
22:45lobster rolls and george's chowder hi people just see me as the money guy some silent partner george's less
22:53creative other half but i'm more than that can't you just give him a sedative everyone in this town
22:59needs a sedative i can't win the pie contest barry will win barry always wins but for once i'd like
23:09to
23:09just place second third honorable mention tardist filling it would prove that i can make things too
23:17that i'm good with my hands just not this hand i know i should be happy for all of barry's
23:24success
23:24irma told me what a troubled youth he had wait what do you mean by that just how he rose
23:29above
23:29all his medical issues to become this local legend i was a troubled teen too in high school
23:35the football team locked me in the janitor's closet after i highlighted my hair where's my prize
23:43so you're saying berry was sick as a kid terrible illness it's just acne horrible acne apparently
23:49awful disfiguring irma went to the prom with scary berry so he had bad skin and my mother disowned me
23:56maybe i should write that in berries across the top of my pie greg honey hey look at me look
24:03at me look
24:04that way i love you so much but this is not worth it year after year you whip yourself up
24:11into a lather over
24:40a blueberry
24:42oh my god can you witness though are you seeing that ah okay reporting live from portland's annual
24:53blueberry festival i am elaine denton let us take this moment to get the reactions from the man
25:00and woman on the street shall we this should be fascinating just seriously so it's men and women on
25:08the street it's everyone on the street you want to get a reaction from the pig why don't you ask
25:12the
25:12pig a question hello good sir how are you finding the festival this year it's okay okay so that that's
25:22all you're feeling uh okay oh no i'm sorry i'm asking it's just okay oh okay
25:31okay okay have you ever actually hit someone with your rolling pin
25:38cobbler crumble or crisp can anything really compete with pie
25:46hello ma'am have you traveled a great distance to sample maine's finest blueberries here in port when
25:54elaine elaine it's me irma how many people are watching my live feed now how should i know the
26:01numbers at the top of the screen what are you like a hundred two al and someone named port wendy
26:08that's it nobody else in the whole town is watching my coverage it's not the moon landing and everyone
26:14is here oh it's a disaster how am i ever gonna get any kind of a national following i can't
26:20even get
26:20my friends and neighbors to watch me wait we have another live viewer it's your mother she's just
26:27tuning in now no baby she's commenting is that my blazer oh this is something this is something this is
26:37something doc all right now everybody one dollar per throw all proceeds benefit the jailhouse black
26:50mold removal fund oh kimberly um how are you i got your message oh right about the um the notification
26:58right just want to keep you aware so i just have to go to because it's just i have a
27:03dunk tank thing
27:04that i'm kind of doing right my mother heard the voicemail you left me she did i'm gonna kill you
27:09okay okay you know we don't need to like hurl just you know we can okay so if we just
27:17maryland yvonne gretchen oh you guys got my call that's good because that's good because i sometimes
27:24with the voicemail i wasn't sure okay ladies let's just remember that this is a game huh it's all for
27:30fun
27:30normal turnout at the dunk tank this year all of the players seem very motivated your faces are just
27:36so angry okay okay that was a real slammer there karen that was my name is camera carol i meant
27:46i knew that she feels very strongly about eradicating that jailhouse molt
27:51it's just like you gotta put some high heat on that one okay that was what okay i felt it
28:00everything
28:01got like whooped okay okay okay enough enough take off lady come on come on enough enough okay enough
28:22is this embarrassing for me yes attention attention everybody it's almost time the judges have
28:31finished their final tasting round and soon we'll begin the award ceremony for the annual port when
28:37blueberry pie contest now somewhere in the crowd could be this year's winner who will it be
28:42come on in and the legion all grab a seat oh wait oh wait we're at capacity sorry
28:48well that's remarkable oh come on you guys should have known no no no you know better than that
29:12i think i think i think i think it's a good time
29:17Oh, I'm sorry.
29:23Perfect.
29:24Tucked snugly into a crowded fire hazard.
29:29Completely shut out every year.
29:31Left behind every year.
29:32I'm trying to watch this.
29:33Of course, of course.
29:34I'm sorry.
29:35Okay, how many people are watching now?
29:37On the live feed, I mean.
29:39One.
29:39Joss, my mom?
29:41Okay.
29:42I'll need it inside then.
29:44Okay.
29:44All right.
29:44All right.
29:45This is so stressful.
29:48Get a hold of yourself.
29:52Louisa, you're cutting off the circulation in your fingers.
29:56Just another simple person trying to distract herself from the dreary reality, I suppose.
30:01I didn't mean to imply that you were simple.
30:03I was only...
30:05It's just a pie contest.
30:07No, it's more than that.
30:08But you wouldn't understand because you don't want to understand.
30:11And you don't want to understand because you actually don't give a crap.
30:14I'm number two.
30:15I'm number two.
30:17I'm number two.
30:18Good evening.
30:18Good afternoon.
30:20Mom.
30:20I'm Elaine Denton recording, reporting live inside Legion Hall where judging has just commenced.
30:29Demenced.
30:30Has ended and basically they've eaten all the pies and soon we'll know the winner live with me, your daughter,
30:40for blue witness eyes, eyewitness blues.
30:46Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon.
30:49We, the judges, have come up with our final decisions.
30:52Now, as you know, this is a blind taste test.
30:55And it is my job, privilege, honor, to announce in third place, PIE 21.
31:03Come on.
31:04What?
31:06That's me.
31:07That's me.
31:08No.
31:09That's me.
31:10No.
31:11That's me.
31:11Wow.
31:12Big upset.
31:13Greg Garrison has taken third place.
31:19Also, Mom, can I keep the blazer?
31:21I think it looks good on me.
31:23I think it looks good on me.
31:24It's a bit good on my blaze.
31:26I need you to do that.
31:28But I, I, I always went through it.
31:31Always.
31:32Wait.
31:32Does this mean?
31:39And in second place, we chose PIE number seven.
31:45C'est moi.
31:46Well, Mom, you were right.
31:48Sally Milo has taken second place again this year.
31:52Wait.
31:53Wait.
31:54What does this mean?
31:55I'm good at you.
31:57Dad, have I, have I taken first?
32:04And thank you.
32:06In first place, excuse me, in first place is PIE 13.
32:16What?
32:17Oh.
32:20Oh.
32:22Oh.
32:23Oh.
32:23And as always, Barry Hammers takes first place in the annual Port Wendt pie bowling contest.
32:30I didn't even, I didn't even place.
32:52I'm fine.
32:54No.
32:54Your heartbeat is weak and irregular.
32:56How long until the ambulance gets here?
32:57Ten minutes.
32:58They're all out of the hospital.
32:59Oh, we can take her in my car.
33:00No, we need the oxygen.
33:01We can do ten minutes.
33:02I'm okay.
33:04No, you just need to hold still and be quiet.
33:07Okay?
33:13Oh, um, clear the street outside of Legion Hall and ambulance is coming for Sarah and everybody
33:18think good thoughts.
33:19She's gonna be okay.
33:20She's okay.
33:21Okay.
33:21We're waiting for the ambulance.
33:23She's okay.
33:23Just waiting for the ambulance.
33:25I don't understand.
33:26She was fine all day, right up until the last round of judging.
33:29When did she start feeling ill?
33:30We ate so much.
33:31I think it started just when we were tasting the last few pies.
33:35Those pies.
33:37Well, she is on a wide assortment of medications.
33:40Possible some ingredient in one of the pies is interacting badly with...
33:45Which of those pies did she eat last?
33:46Um, um, that one.
33:47Number seven.
33:48Oh, that's my pie.
33:49Okay.
33:50I need you to tell me exactly what's in your pie right now.
33:53Every ingredient.
33:54Oh, it's, uh, nothing unusual.
33:56Um, lard.
33:57Lard in the, um, organic wheat crust.
34:00Mm-hmm.
34:01And, uh, sugar, cornstarch, lemon, blueberries, of course.
34:05Oh, do I have to say it?
34:07Yes!
34:08Yes!
34:08Just a sprinkle of powdered MSG.
34:14My mother always said it made the blueberries pop.
34:17And anyways, nothing.
34:19I was like, no, barely nothing there.
34:21Monosodium glutamate would only cause a slight increase in heart rate.
34:24That's not what's happening here.
34:26It's not the MSG.
34:26But that MSG is a violation of contest rules.
34:29All organic, all homegrown ingredients.
34:32You cheated.
34:33Sally Milo, I'm afraid we have to eliminate you from the competition.
34:37No.
34:37No.
34:38No, George.
34:38No.
34:39Well, who made that pie?
34:41Number 14, over there.
34:43That would have been in fourth place, right?
34:44That's mine.
34:45That's...
34:46That's my pie.
34:49Oh, um, hello, everyone.
34:52A very surprising turn of events here at the pie contest.
34:56All right, everyone!
34:57Everyone!
34:58Everyone!
34:59What pie did Sarah eat before Sally's?
35:00Oh, that one.
35:01Pie 13.
35:02Yeah, yeah, that's Blueberry's blueberry pie.
35:04I can guarantee you that the ingredients in my pie are, as always, 100% organic and homegrown.
35:10Did you grow your ingredients yourself?
35:12Yes.
35:13And did you use any fertilizers or pesticides?
35:15How dare you even ask me that?
35:18Do you even know what organic means?
35:20Are we gonna really let this outsider come into our town and question me, Blueberry, the Blueberry Festival mascot?
35:28Excuse me, I was merely asking if...
35:31And I am merely telling you that I was guaranteed my pie's ingredients were 100% certified organic.
35:42Wait, you were guaranteed by whom?
35:44By me.
35:46I guarantee me.
35:48You bought that pie, didn't you?
35:50No, no, of course not.
35:52I don't care if that pie came from your kitchen or the dumpster behind the salty breeze.
35:56I only care about my aunt's life.
35:57Now, do you or do you not know what's in that pie?
36:01I don't know.
36:02I bought it.
36:04Online.
36:06But there was nothing unusual in it.
36:07I swear to you.
36:08I swear.
36:10I wish I could describe the feeling in the room right now.
36:13It is electric.
36:15You're blueberry.
36:17Because of all the blueberries you eat.
36:20Because year in and year out, around the clock, you're baking blueberry pies.
36:25I don't even know how to cook.
36:27Oh my gosh.
36:29And it's not from blueberries, Bert.
36:31He's been using colloidal silver for what, 40 years?
36:34You saw that dermatologist when you were a teenager and he prescribed it for your chronic acne, right?
36:40But he was only supposed to use the lotion for two months, not decades.
36:43And he turned himself blue, which is a long-term side effect of overuse.
36:47You have to stop using it.
36:49I liked being blue.
36:51It became my identity.
36:54Gave me a place in this town.
36:57I wasn't the freak anymore.
36:59I was a mascot.
37:03At least I made my pie.
37:07If I melt, so is he.
37:09Oh my God.
37:10It is moments like these that remind us why we are alive and why we bake pies.
37:15And what about you, Louisa?
37:17What's in yours?
37:18Oh, nothing.
37:19I mean, nothing that could hurt her.
37:21But didn't you say you had a new baking trick up your sleeve?
37:22What was it?
37:23I soaked the blueberries in spinach water for 24 hours before baking.
37:26No.
37:27I read about it on an old French cookbook.
37:29It's supposed to keep the berries sweet, but I promise I grew the spinach myself and I didn't break any
37:32rules.
37:32I never break any rules.
37:33Well, fresh blueberries in cold water would absorb a massive amount of calcium and oxalate from fresh spinach.
37:37And her old blood thinners would have reacted negatively, but I switched her to a new medication so that...
37:42She didn't take the new medication because it was too expensive.
37:45She's still on the old blood thinner.
37:47I knew we should have called you.
37:49The ambulance is almost here.
37:50It's the spinach.
37:51Oh no.
37:51She needs a shot of heparin.
37:53She's gonna be okay.
37:54Let's just sit her up.
37:54I'm glad she's gonna be okay, but I can't.
37:57Over here.
37:57Just right this way.
37:58Over here.
37:59I just can't believe that I won the...
38:04I actually won.
38:07Well, I guess you'll be making my favorites all month.
38:10Fried chicken and mac and cheese and that...
38:12Al, stop talking.
38:13What?
38:14Gregory Denise Garrison, did you just tell Bert that we would, or I, would make his favorite meals if you
38:19won the pie contest?
38:20Oh, wait, wait.
38:21It's not over yet, folks.
38:22No, of course not.
38:23I would never.
38:24I mean, I may have mentioned as a joke that we would cater to his tastes for a bit, and
38:31if I were to place in the contest, I may have pointed out which pie was mine.
38:35I don't know.
38:37This contest makes me crazy.
38:39Well, Sarah is on her way to the hospital.
38:42Doc Martin says she's going to be fine, but if I'm not mistaken, there is one last twist in the
38:47pie judging, and yes, here it comes.
38:49Gregory Garrison, you were summarily disqualified from the competition for unscrupulous behavior.
38:55We will talk tonight.
38:56He is out, Greg is gone, and like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
39:01Which means the official and final winner of this year's annual pork-wind blueberry pie-making contest is...
39:08Can you believe what we are seeing here today?
39:10Louisa Gavin.
39:13Woo!
39:14Woo!
39:15Woo!
39:16Woo!
39:18Woo!
39:18Woo!
39:19Woo!
39:20Wait!
39:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
39:22We have to get Sarah to the hospital.
39:24No, no.
39:24You stay.
39:25She'll be fine.
39:26You did it.
39:28You deserved this, you won.
39:35Oh.
39:37I...
39:38Uh...
39:39I don't know.
39:42Woo-hoo!
39:47Oh!
39:48Good job!
39:58Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
40:13Did I scare you?
40:18Yes.
40:23I don't like the idea of being in this stupid town without you.
40:29And if you couldn't afford the new medication, you should have told me.
40:33I'm sorry, Martin. I just...
40:37I was so annoyed because...
40:42I thought you were coming for lunch, but you didn't.
40:49And I just...
40:52I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
40:55I just want to...
40:56You want to spend more time with me?
40:59Yeah.
40:59No.
41:04Well...
41:06I may have rejected the role of pie, Judge.
41:10But I will accept the role of your nephew.
41:13And you can be my weekly lunch date.
41:16Guaranteed.
41:18Twice a week.
41:21Provided you follow lunch with a brisk walk of at least 10,000 steps.
41:2510,000 steps.
41:27Mm-hmm.
41:27And no more fried cod.
41:31Hello.
41:32Would anyone care for tonight's dessert?
41:33Ice cream.
41:40Note.
41:44Hmm.
42:03I'll see you on the next one.
42:04See you next time.
42:04We'll see you soon.
42:04Bye.
42:06Bye.
42:09Bye.
42:10Bye.
42:17Bye.
42:18Bye.
42:21Bye.
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