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#video #[New 🍁] She's not homeless She's healer goddess! (2026) - Full 💕 #drama2026 #movie2026 #hotmovie #halixe
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:19Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:11Good night.
00:10:19Oh, ok.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?!
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know
00:10:45that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane
00:10:48security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:10:55peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way
00:11:02you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:24you'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss triggsy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:51it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren
00:17:02don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for our dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:09you
00:18:10no funny business
00:18:13you
00:18:14you
00:18:15you
00:18:16you
00:18:16you
00:18:16you
00:18:29you
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light on the streets are you shitting
00:19:12me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:18she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're
00:19:23right
00:19:23that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:27my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:24i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:37rewrite the world
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:00talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11i will
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a
00:22:31biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts
00:22:38science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:45you're just doctoring me with your phone
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:50captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:02get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26themis
00:23:26how is this possible
00:23:28it's not even a scratch
00:23:30i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:38she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho
00:23:45doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him
00:23:57no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it
00:24:00we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right
00:24:06this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:09the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15no no
00:24:16absolutely not
00:24:17there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival
00:24:33she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37but only temporarily
00:24:38it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant
00:24:58then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06my son's life is in your hands
00:25:08you heal him
00:25:10i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are
00:25:15but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21this is it
00:25:22the finishing touch
00:25:24i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas my son is in there
00:25:57you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general
00:26:01gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:04soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us
00:26:12they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:21it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:37it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:38wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're
00:26:42you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:45don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead
00:26:48it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:50oh my god
00:26:51yeah
00:26:51she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns
00:27:08these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka
00:27:13she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16crap oh my god
00:27:17get back suck
00:27:19ready
00:27:21aim
00:27:22oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted
00:27:43shoot her dead now
00:27:44do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her
00:27:51she's a fraud
00:27:52a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58if i'm a termite then
00:28:00you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:02wait a second
00:28:04are you saying you cured my son
00:28:06he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself
00:28:09well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12that is it
00:28:13no more stalling general
00:28:15if you won't punish her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:33his pulse is regular
00:28:35in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again
00:28:54he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong
00:28:58come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son
00:29:02thank you
00:29:03next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no
00:29:19there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51take care
00:29:52no wait
00:29:54miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:58we are men of our words
00:30:00and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:05of course
00:30:06you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:10i really appreciate it but
00:30:12i'm sorry i
00:30:15i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged
00:30:20i am
00:30:20i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:24and he's coming back today
00:30:26but don't be disappointed
00:30:29really i'm no one special
00:30:30i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:32some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:38let me give you what i promised
00:30:40take the gold
00:30:41no really
00:30:44i don't need anything
00:30:45i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie
00:30:52it's your fiance
00:30:53he's back
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close
00:31:07halo glow
00:31:08i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:16she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:38no no no no my standard my standard was not supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:56licenses
00:31:56wait no we're not brides
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:03oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:19but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:26i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her
00:32:29i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:32but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36alright listen
00:32:37i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie
00:32:46so i want you
00:32:47your granddaughters
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now
00:32:53trixie paid for this house
00:32:54she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:06who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:17beatrice
00:33:18trixie
00:33:19amori
00:33:20i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend
00:33:25marissa
00:33:27in fact
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:31now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:41for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years
00:33:53and uh
00:33:53it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me
00:34:04if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:08i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:18well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:22she grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:26she's the ceo
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:30corporation
00:34:33and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh
00:34:43got me for my
00:34:44engagement
00:34:45oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract
00:34:51i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:59i certainly did
00:35:00in fact
00:35:01marissa
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:21my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:27how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about jersey
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street cred i got out of keep
00:36:03you dig
00:36:03the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:20so that i can help them
00:36:22of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean
00:36:28it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:56what
00:36:57if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you
00:37:04i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word
00:37:13oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:17do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:28they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma
00:37:33i have to confess something to you
00:37:36i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:39trillions
00:37:43that would make you
00:37:44the richest person on the planet
00:37:47it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:50the god of healing
00:37:52i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:55that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer
00:38:01it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please tricksy dear
00:38:07i know it must have broken your heart
00:38:10but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process
00:38:17you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:19after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you
00:38:41you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said trixie's crashing my wedding
00:38:53she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:55she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard
00:39:04so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06yeah
00:39:07you mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me
00:39:16yes
00:39:16her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up
00:39:26let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is
00:39:38welcome home brother
00:39:40welcome home general
00:39:44sir
00:39:44the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:47this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:51you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward
00:40:02according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her
00:40:07men
00:40:08i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:13so she needs our support
00:40:14will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir
00:40:17we will learn a lot to protect her
00:40:19sir
00:40:20well let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:38today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:41not only are we getting married
00:40:42but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:55wake him
00:40:56still butch is taking my last name
00:40:58oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:01you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:41:04but this is a partay after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:13the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor
00:41:20and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast
00:41:33the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:57you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:11just watch
00:42:14shh
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here
00:42:16this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20you know being his poor
00:42:24me bum a meal
00:42:25have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:29what evidence do you have of that
00:42:31look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:36even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:40and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44sasa
00:42:44she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:46she's like
00:42:48see everyone
00:42:49butch
00:42:50already cut ties with his ex
00:42:51but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious
00:43:04projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:10especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract
00:43:21you have no skills
00:43:22no education
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:31we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:34and i saw potential in you
00:43:36even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50damn right
00:43:51you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo
00:44:01self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06she'll make her stop
00:44:07don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man
00:44:21but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough
00:44:23you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what
00:44:29morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33that's why no man will choose you over marissa tricksy
00:44:37because i've got the material goods
00:44:39and you're just all empty talk
00:44:40i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47see this
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:01is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:08no absolutely not
00:45:10i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already
00:45:13don't worry
00:45:14this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone
00:45:24she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh
00:45:33peasant slave
00:45:35that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me
00:45:56i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro
00:46:08she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20uh i i know what this is
00:46:23you've gotten delusional and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy
00:46:27party and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:30well that's not happening security lock the doors
00:46:34this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:46she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:49butch tanner
00:46:51well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:58you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:07general lysander armstrong
00:47:09you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed
00:47:18ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:26no one here's gonna believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:32and she's not
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:36show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone
00:47:45trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa
00:47:52alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:08how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie
00:48:19this is high society
00:48:21so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:25maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:39which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:41to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:49nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:10and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother
00:49:27i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30boss
00:49:31do something
00:49:32don't worry my dear
00:49:33after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:39oh
00:49:40is that so
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees
00:49:46and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me
00:50:02dream on
00:50:04you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but
00:50:07you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:11you're souring my party
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three
00:50:19i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:32mmmm
00:50:34this wine is so delicious
00:50:36one
00:50:37shoot
00:50:40nobody
00:50:40is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife
00:50:49it's
00:50:50it's
00:50:51it's
00:51:00who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:07did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine
00:51:11but um
00:51:12when did i become your future wife
00:51:15you saved me
00:51:17trixie remember
00:51:18i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing
00:51:24i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is
00:51:36you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:38look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:40don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42she waited for you for three years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:48virtue
00:51:50don't make me laugh
00:51:52she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:58she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major
00:52:09you know
00:52:10look man
00:52:11i know trixie is like a
00:52:13i don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman like that
00:52:20ow ow ow ow ow ow
00:52:25a real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman that way
00:52:29you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:53you understand
00:52:54you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:56i'm a fucking major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:00i'll destroy you
00:53:02do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:05i thought you were in the marines
00:53:07what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:11he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero?
00:53:17is this all part of your plan trixie?
00:53:20poor girl
00:53:21did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:27trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:36what a pair
00:53:38seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42i think we should try to pay some off some more don't you think?
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this?
00:53:57trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:09it's not in my nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here
00:54:15listen trixie
00:54:16i have never
00:54:18met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:22so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:24so i know
00:54:26that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:31really good actor
00:54:33Oscar worthy
00:54:35Oscar worthy
00:54:36no
00:54:37first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:46so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:49worth 500 million dollars
00:54:51previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:54:55second gift
00:54:58this
00:54:59contains all the rights to
00:55:01my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours
00:55:05entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07it must be that easy
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:11they've got nothing left
00:55:13Lysander
00:55:13i really don't care for any of us
00:55:15i know
00:55:17i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:20okay
00:55:21which is exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift
00:55:24is um
00:55:26well
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:42hey!
00:55:44oh my god
00:55:47you found my dog
00:55:51Trixie i'm just a man
00:55:53but with you it's so much more
00:55:55Trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes
00:56:10i will marry you
00:56:11thanks
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:29woo!
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:33the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worth this Trixie is
00:56:41no man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey!
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:49but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand?
00:57:00you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is general Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:16like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22yes the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31i bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:34then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37come on Lysander what are we waiting for?
00:57:39let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:57:54she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03i'd handle them myself but
00:58:06i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09go ahead Lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is Lysander please
00:58:19bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:24anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:28anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello
00:58:36yes
00:58:39what
00:58:44i'm a bankrupt
00:58:54hey hey hey hey
00:58:55are you sure that was the call Sasa?
00:58:58that that was a real call?
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:03evaporated
00:59:04it's in thin air
00:59:08that's impossible
00:59:10who are you?
00:59:11what did she do?
00:59:13what did she do?
00:59:13secretary cho
00:59:13you said you're the secretary of health right?
00:59:16and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham?
00:59:23then that means
00:59:27you're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:30the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me?
00:59:42those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's gotta be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:52Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:12you can rub your hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:15I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay, you don't want me?
01:00:39fine, but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:46rush for the taking
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:55Miss Trixie
01:00:56thank you Devon
01:01:00Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:04by stealing my fiance
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back?
01:01:10you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no, to all of humanity
01:01:13so now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:20wait
01:01:21everyone, stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40the goddess healer?
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact, she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my product
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21we can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:43no, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:52what are you all doing here?
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the break up between you and Butch
01:02:56we were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04she's very kind hearted and would never break the law
01:03:08yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:17my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:20she's an angel, descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero who single handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58but I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you wanna arrest me, fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08you don't get to decide punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:34get him!
01:04:35if you can
01:04:36get him!
01:04:50if you can
01:05:03get him!
01:05:05if you can
01:05:18eh!
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Drama.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé, he's so manly, much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie, you've got no connections, no power, you can't compete against me even if you have one guy on
01:06:27your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you, so you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we
01:06:34won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmph.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39Well, I do not care for glory.
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong rest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:14Oh, fuck.
01:10:16Oh, fuck.
01:10:17Oh, fuck.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the ER if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:15Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here
01:12:58to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential
01:13:27contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have, while we rub our riches and privilege in their
01:13:40faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and
01:14:05riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no.
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:05This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me, but you already
01:15:12confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of
01:15:32the most important allies to the President?
01:15:35He is the General.
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:40Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the President.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:59This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:08Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:13There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:32Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:57Help!
01:17:58Idiots!
01:18:06Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:27With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:34What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:06Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal!
01:19:12Don't worry, Madame President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus, don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:08Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:48Her.
01:21:49Her.
01:21:50Her.
01:21:54Her.
01:21:57Her.
01:21:58What?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28Help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it...
01:22:37It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done,
01:22:49I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear on you.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:17Oh, okay, she's already gets here, she's 4g day.
01:23:27Kimo?
01:23:29She died?
01:23:30All of her gold.
01:23:31All of her clothes!
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all-
01:23:37You ought to seduce me!
01:23:38Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Tracy, give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham!
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you!
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money!
01:24:17I don't care!
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait.
01:24:49What if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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