00:00Oh, here he is, eh?
00:02That gazz off, me old mucker.
00:05They let you out, then?
00:06Eh, looks like it, Len.
00:09I bet you're not allowed on the street any more, though.
00:12Did you hear about Sarah, though?
00:15Poking about in my van.
00:17Police not take too kindly to that, did they?
00:19Case had been thrown out for less.
00:21I think Todd would ever forgive her.
00:24I think he already has.
00:26She's taken him away for a couple of days
00:27cos that's what makes do.
00:30I think he'll ever have that.
00:32Someone that looks out for you.
00:35You don't know anything about me.
00:37And I really don't care.
00:39Now, you chug on, yeah?
00:40You're done round here.
00:43Let's see.
00:46I am so, so sorry.
00:52Hey, come on, mate!
00:54Gary, get in line, eh?
00:55Oi, lads!
00:56I'm going to put back here so you can play the victim.
00:58Gary!
00:58Chug on!
00:59I'll tell you what, why don't you forget about your coffee.
01:01Do you know what I fancy?
01:03I fancy a pint.
01:04And the Rovers will be serving now, won't it?
01:06You're not allowed on the street.
01:07Nah.
01:08I'm not allowed near Todd.
01:10But Butterfingers here has just told me he's away with Sarah.
01:13Ain't he?
01:14So I don't know about you, lads,
01:15but I think fancy me or not, Pop.
01:19Yeah, I'll tell you what, I'll see where that smart mouth and short fuse gets you in prison
01:23because that's where you're going.
01:24Hey, Gary, Gary, mate.
01:25Yeah, but am I your mate?
01:27Did he just, like, attack you?
01:28No, he spilled my coffee.
01:29All right, yeah, but are you sure about that?
01:31Probably caught on CCTV.
01:33You make out like he threatens you.
01:35Maybe through a punch when he spilled the bean.
01:37What are you on about?
01:38I'm saying he's already in trouble with the police.
01:40You say he assaulted you,
01:42but doing Todd a massive favour.
01:43Well, he didn't assault me, he knocked my coffee.
01:45And why are you even bothered?
01:47Look, just leave it, yeah?
01:48I mean, if that idiot's stupid enough to hang around on the street
01:51where he's got a protection order,
01:52he won't need help getting arrested, will he?
02:01Come on, Theo.
02:03Probably best we go drink somewhere else, eh?
02:04Yeah, what he said.
02:06I'm allowed to drink.
02:08Hm.
02:08Not within a hundred jars of Todd.
02:10Well, the little bird tells me he's not around, so...
02:13Make him out a pint.
02:14Why don't we find somewhere else?
02:16Yeah, Theo.
02:17Go somewhere else.
02:19Somewhere with a short pier you can jump off.
02:22You heard the lady.
02:23Get up.
02:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.
02:26What are you still doing here, anyway?
02:27Trying to stop you from getting your head kicked in.
02:29Yeah, well, Gary's not here.
02:30Yeah, he was talking about us, actually.
02:32Yep.
02:34Why are you on there?
02:36It's all right.
02:37I fancy me chanted.
02:38Come on, what are you having, Tracy?
02:39Now that you're buying, we ain't serving you.
02:41Are you not, mate?
02:42Now that I'm buying, now that I'm serving...
02:44I want to speak to your manager.
02:46Someone shut out.
02:47Me.
02:48This one, here, won't serve me.
02:50This one!
02:51Come on, Theo.
02:52Come on.
02:52I told you, he'd keep your hands off me, you turnip.
02:55Right, I just think you should cut your losses.
02:58Yeah, great shout.
02:59Go on, off your pot.
03:03Are you refusing to serve me?
03:05Oh, I'm doing more than that.
03:06You talk to my staff like that, you're bad.
03:09B-A-R-E-D.
03:10Bad.
03:12You missed an R, did I?
03:13Uh-huh.
03:14Oh, yeah.
03:16I'm a B-A-R-E-D, am I?
03:18From the grottiest pub in all of Manchester.
03:22Oh, whatever will I do?
03:24I'll tell you what you'll do.
03:25You'll leave and you won't come back.
03:27You're bad.
03:28With two R's.
03:36Yes, boss!
03:38Flippin' eight bullies.
03:45Look at this state of ya.
03:47Oh!
03:47Having temper tantrums.
03:49Ficking fights with barmaids.
03:51Pathetic feel.
03:52No-one wants you here.
03:53Just do one and don't come back.
03:55It's not going to stop you hanging around, though, has it, Cocker, eh?
03:57You scum.
03:59You're boring.
04:00Wait, wait, wait.
04:01Wait a second.
04:02Oh, wait a sec.
04:03Look, if you hadn't noticed, I was trying to leave.
04:07You know what really gets me about you?
04:08Oh, I can't wait to hear it.
04:09I cannot wait to hear this.
04:11Do your worst hit me.
04:12Do whatever you want to do.
04:13What is this?
04:15Eh?
04:15What, what?
04:16You're trying to curry favour by picking a fight with a one person who's less popular around here than you
04:20are.
04:20No.
04:21No, no.
04:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:23What is it?
04:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:28Do you fancy me?
04:29Is that what this is?
04:31Oh, are you coming on to me?
04:33Because you did have that thing with James, didn't you?
04:35You and him.
04:36Are you a man on the rebound?
04:38Believe me, mate.
04:39You're not my type.
04:40Don't really go for blokes who are into beating up the partners.
04:43No offence, mate.
04:45Wait, is that like, what's that word?
04:47Oh, yeah, kink.
04:47Shaming.
04:48I mean, I know those God brothers did a real number on yourself.
04:50It's not your fault.
04:52You're not quite right in the head, is it?
04:54I'm not going to tell you again, you know.
04:57Get out of my way.
04:58Or what, Theo?
05:01Hmm?
05:01Come on, mate, what are you going to do?
05:02I mean, I know I'm a little bit bigger than Todd, but don't let that put you off.
05:06Have a swing, lad.
05:07Go on.
05:07Oh, is that what this is, Carly boy?
05:13Did Todd send you?
05:15Try and start a fight in public, make his case look better.
05:17Is that what this is?
05:19You deranged me.
05:21Wow!
05:22That is it!
05:24That's what it is.
05:25That was your plan.
05:26Oh, Carl, mate.
05:28Listen, you think I do you the favour of doing it in broad daylight?
05:33Theo?
05:34Nah, nah, mate.
05:36Nah.
05:37I'll come for you when it's dark.
05:40You might not even see me coming.
05:43And when I hit you,
05:46I'll make it count.
05:48And you won't get up again.
05:54I dare you.
05:56What's this, eh?
05:57What are you doing?
05:57What are you doing?
05:58Oh!
05:59Are you recording me, are you, Carly boy?
06:01Are you?
06:02No.
06:03No, you're not.
06:03You're not very good at this, are you?
06:05What are you doing?
06:09You're paying for that.
06:10I want you to tell me the truth.
06:11Did Todd put you up to this?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Yeah, that's right.
06:15You got me.
06:16Me, him and James,
06:17we're all in this secret gay brother
06:19we're plotting to take you down.
06:21For now, all right, gents.
06:22You've messed with the wrong man.
06:24Do you hear that, officer?
06:25You're just threatening me
06:26surely that breaks his protection order, right?
06:28Well, it's not against you, though, is it?
06:29You pillock.
06:31Well, it doesn't look good, does it?
06:32You hanging round near Todd's work.
06:34Oh, officer.
06:35I was just, you know,
06:37passing by and I was trying to help Carly
06:39when he dropped his phone.
06:40No, he nicked it and then broke it.
06:42No, no, no.
06:43No, I didn't.
06:43He's been asking me all day.
06:45You can ask Gary,
06:46you can ask that lot in the pub.
06:47I was just coming out and collect the rest of my tools,
06:48me, you know,
06:49and then he's going to get on my way.
06:50All right, well, that sounds the plan,
06:52so go on then, hop it.
06:54Sound.
06:56No, aye!
06:57Aye!
06:58We're not reporting for that.
07:00Were they getting banged up?
07:01In all honesty, no.
07:02Probably not.
07:04Then no.
07:05Right, well, a word of advice, Carl.
07:07What have you doing?
07:08Stop it.
07:09This ain't going to help, Todd.
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