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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:03Oh!
00:02:04Help!
00:02:05Aw!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:09Oh!
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:14Oh!
00:02:14please my brother's been in a coma the last two years we have no idea what the
00:02:20illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely be Lysander
00:02:25Armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market he's
00:02:30so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure
00:02:35him money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward Miss Trixie yes
00:02:46give the presidential contract to Marissa oh I have another call coming in grandma
00:02:54I'm dying save me Trixie grandma when are you getting married I'm already a hundred
00:03:04years old I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on
00:03:08deployment so that's why I haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable
00:03:16when I can bang a younger stud like you you're talking about my brother's light
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes
00:03:34please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me
00:03:40repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself the
00:03:45downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh geez this is
00:03:51giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing
00:03:55minutes I'm telling you to have some faith in me okay I wish for you to cure my
00:04:02brother's illness can you do that I can topple mountains and make a king out of a
00:04:07frog if I wanted to Cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far Cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:44how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him I'm sorry I
00:04:51don't
00:04:52know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:57general I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the
00:05:02East I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23I have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all that's why we saved
00:05:34the best for last? Me, the witch doctor. I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement. Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the
00:05:54world, but I don't know what this is. Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed. If we can't save him, there's only
00:06:08one person who can. Who? The goddess of healing. Wait a second. You're not talking about the
00:06:20legendary goddess. That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the
00:06:26bereft. That's her motto. It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared
00:06:33to her. She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before. If this legendary
00:06:40healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go bankrupt. I will
00:06:46find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world. Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:53will get the $5 million. There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's going to save your brother? Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo
00:07:23cure your brother? Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier. She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her. I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion. Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him. They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces
00:07:55that
00:07:55you've failed. So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not going to touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a
00:08:08former
00:08:08general. I know a gold-digging whore when I see one. I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:14on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash. Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her
00:08:20would do for some. A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's
00:08:27unconscious? Ew! Disgusting. Go back to being a prostitute. Security! Get this STD-infested peasant
00:08:36out of here now. Let's go. If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance
00:08:41at life. Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try? You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head mounted on my wall. Is that any way to ask for help? You'd be blessed to have me. And
00:09:09I'm only
00:09:10here to repay your younger son's kindness. But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:49Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned
00:09:54herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh, what the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
00:10:55endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:00Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:14This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:24What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:37I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:44have studied for years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course, none of you have heard of it, because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one, a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38Listen, I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:52wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:17If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:38What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:46Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:56Ha ha ha ha.
00:14:58What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:37Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:38Angel herbalist.
00:16:39This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:04Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:20You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone
00:17:29in all right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:38You two are going in there alone.
00:18:06You two are going in there alone.
00:18:35You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman,
00:18:39General Armstrong.
00:18:40Exactly.
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:48And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:52Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:58We have to have faith.
00:19:00Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:05On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:14She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:16That is it, General.
00:19:17You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:19That's it.
00:19:20I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:22James, let's go.
00:19:23Yes, sir.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:43We can't be interrupted.
00:19:45Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:58No, thank you.
00:20:01Ow!
00:20:03You see that, General?
00:20:04This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:09I know what this is.
00:20:11This is the dark witch.
00:20:13I've heard of her.
00:20:14She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:19and then she eats them alive.
00:20:20I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:23James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:26Yes, sir.
00:20:30You regain consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:43I just want to...
00:20:48Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:09Sir?
00:21:10The SWAT team is here.
00:21:12Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:23Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32Right.
00:21:33Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:38Human.
00:21:42Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:50Saving me?
00:21:51By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:54You're a fucking spy?
00:21:56Talk!
00:21:57I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:05I will never.
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:21Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:34It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:40You're distracting me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm not professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:48Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:56Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:21Those aeve-seals.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No!
00:24:11No!
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16But how could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:41I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:40Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my God.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:02The big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:11Crap.
00:27:12Oh my God.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh, shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:09If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a killer.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:52Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:19Angel, and I.
00:29:22The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,
00:29:35and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:47No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him,
00:29:59and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:03Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I...
00:30:09I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:14I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:19and he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:11She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:13Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander's job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:53I know she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:58Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:04No, she isn't.
00:32:05She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:12had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:30All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now, one with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:59So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over to the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:50been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:02I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:25Dude!
00:34:26Oh!
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:53I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:11You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:36:17I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:18The old white pants underneath would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:03you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich
00:37:11ever again do remember that
00:37:20tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:26wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:49that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please tricksy dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:07it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:14dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i can to
00:38:20serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:32who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said tricksy's crashing our wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort you
00:38:51now that she knows you're rich as fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard
00:38:57so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:04we broadcast that video of you
00:39:09yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:37sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:43with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well
00:39:47she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:58then we should join her
00:40:01men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support
00:40:08will you join me in protecting her
00:40:09yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:12sir
00:40:13well let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:35getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:40my biomedical company to go public
00:40:45congratulations on the contract once again mrs. uh...
00:40:49wake him
00:40:49sto butch is taking my last name
00:40:51oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s. health department but this is a partay after all
00:41:00i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:12it's an honor
00:41:13and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:21let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast
00:41:27the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:53so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:00uh... this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:07shh
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:17me but my meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:22what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:33and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:36sasa
00:42:37she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:39she won't
00:42:41see everyone
00:42:42butch
00:42:43already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me
00:42:50this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:53they beg for scraps
00:42:55from us
00:42:56the rich and glorious
00:42:57projecting much marissa
00:42:59you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection
00:43:17so how could you possibly have a pool to get the u.s. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:23dollar contract
00:43:24we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:26when i saw potential in you
00:43:28even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:30but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:34don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:37this is what us rich girls do
00:43:39they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:42damn right
00:43:43you were
00:43:45too embarrassing for me
00:43:47sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:52bravo
00:43:53self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59should make her stop
00:44:00don't listen to her everyone
00:44:02she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:04i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:15okay enough
00:44:16you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:18your moral posturing
00:44:20but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:25that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:29because i've got the material goods
00:44:31and you're just all empty talk
00:44:33i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:35because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:39see this
00:44:51oh my god
00:44:53is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00no absolutely not
00:45:02i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already
00:45:05don't worry
00:45:06this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone
00:45:16she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders
00:45:21i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh
00:45:25peasant slave
00:45:26that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh
00:45:33i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you must understand me
00:45:48i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:45:59bro
00:46:00she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:01she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:06you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away trixie
00:46:09it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:11i know what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:20scoop you into money forever
00:46:22well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:38she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:41butch tanner
00:46:42well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:45let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:52i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch
00:46:59general lysander armstrong
00:47:00you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed
00:47:09ugly leech
00:47:11so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:17no one here is going to believe you
00:47:18if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:20then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:23and she's nice
00:47:25you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:28show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone
00:47:37trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:47:54approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:47:59how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:06no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this trixie
00:48:10this is high society
00:48:12so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:16maybe if you do some serious dick stocking here
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:25i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35but no
00:48:37you stooped so low
00:48:38it disgusts me
00:48:40nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:44and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:50well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:48:54my brother will never take you back
00:48:56no man will marry an embarrassed man like you
00:48:59but make me happy
00:49:01and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:14oh
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother
00:49:17i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:20boss
00:49:20i do something
00:49:22don't worry my dear
00:49:23after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:25not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:29oh
00:49:30is that so
00:49:32security
00:49:34get down on your knees
00:49:36and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:44i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me
00:49:52dream on
00:49:54you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough for me
00:49:58you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:00enough
00:50:02you're souring my party
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three
00:50:09i think i quite like it here
00:50:11two
00:50:22mmmm
00:50:23this wine is so delicious
00:50:26one
00:50:26shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40no
00:50:58i'm fine
00:51:00i'm sorry i'm late
00:51:02future wife? You saved me, Trixie, remember? I'm a man of my word. They're never going to hurt you
00:51:11ever again. Really, it was nothing. I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want
00:51:17you to owe me any favors. I see what this is. You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie. Look
00:51:28at you guys, a lovey dove. Don't try to pin this on her. She waited for you for three years.
00:51:33This
00:51:33is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for. Virtue? Don't make me laugh. She's
00:51:41probably out there giving blowjobs for cash. No man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch
00:51:47her. She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some. I see her in the Marines. I'm a
00:51:58major.
00:51:58You know, look man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven now that she's all cleaned
00:52:04up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that. A real man never talks about
00:52:17a woman. No way. You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie. You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind, so you're going to do me the favor
00:52:41of never coming near her again. You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit? I'm a fucking major. You're probably lowest
00:52:48rank of the military grunts. I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch? I thought you were in the Marines. What have
00:52:56you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero? Is this all part of your plan, Trixie? Poor girl.
00:53:09Aw. Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp. What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:03Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:10So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:28First gift.
00:54:28First gift.
00:54:32Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:34So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be pennies.
00:54:57They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:04No, look, I know.
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, wealth.
00:55:15I know that you are the only one for you to be a man, but with you, it's so much
00:55:43more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore, will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means that
00:56:40she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:56:53This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:10Trixie.
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank
00:57:18of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:41She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:56Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:04Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:12Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm bankrupt!
00:58:34I'm bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sassu?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:48My company's dead!
00:58:49It evaporated!
00:58:51It's in thin air!
00:58:55That's impossible!
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:03And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:07Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:17The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's married.
00:59:22The famed war hero.
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:39Sassu.
00:59:39Sassu.
00:59:40Sassu.
00:59:41Sassu.
00:59:41Sassu.
00:59:42Sassu.
00:59:42Sassu.
00:59:42Sassu.
00:59:43Sassu.
00:59:44Sassu.
00:59:45Sassu.
00:59:45Sassu.
00:59:46Sassu.
00:59:47I know why you're all over, Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do
00:59:53for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:07I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sassu was just trying to save the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee, but
01:00:53now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:23So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:32products?
01:01:33Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong
01:01:43bereft.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:54So, you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed
01:02:06up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:09No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just
01:03:00to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiancee really is an incredible woman.
01:03:07She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why it's twice the crime for stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:40I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fiancee.
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:56Let's go!
01:04:02Let's go!
01:04:04Let's go!
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:09Let's go!
01:04:20Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:22Let's go!
01:04:25I saw I believe he's a realsnap.
01:04:30Let's go!
01:04:38Let's go!
01:04:51We'll see.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:05:12Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Leislander.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:12even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you,
01:06:17so you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:19because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:37Attack!
01:06:40Attack!
01:06:41Attack!
01:06:42Attack!
01:06:43Attack!
01:06:46Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence!
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me
01:07:07at my own wedding!
01:07:08Attack!
01:07:09Attack!
01:07:10Attack!
01:07:11Attack!
01:07:12Attack!
01:07:12Attack!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:22That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:26We're quartered
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:35They will be punished
01:07:40Now hold still for me
01:07:43Right, Rey rides the road
01:07:55Holy fuck, did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:00Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:12No
01:08:12Please, I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:15Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:17Sure
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:25While I do not care for glory
01:08:27I do believe in justice
01:08:30Marissa and Butch
01:08:31Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:33But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong
01:08:43But you're close
01:08:45Bullshit
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04What the hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death
01:09:09Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:14But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line
01:09:28And see for yourself
01:09:30I will
01:09:33Left
01:09:34Leaves the wrong
01:09:36Left
01:09:43I'm fine
01:09:44Nothing happened
01:09:45You'll see soon enough
01:09:47Oh, please
01:09:48I really wanna die
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:54Whoops
01:09:55Just crossed it again
01:09:57Whoops
01:09:57And again
01:09:59Nothing's happened
01:10:01Stop
01:10:02Stop
01:10:04Stop
01:10:07Stop
01:10:07Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:09Stop
01:10:11No
01:10:11No
01:10:12No, Bob
01:10:13Hey
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything
01:10:17Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:20I suggest you take him to the ER
01:10:22If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:26Come on
01:10:28Major
01:10:28Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:39Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh, please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:55At first
01:10:56I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58But I've come to realize
01:10:59Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:02Marissa
01:11:03Thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:29You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:34It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:44You've got nothing on me
01:11:49Yes
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57Goddess
01:11:57Madam president
01:11:59I require your assistance
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP
01:12:07We're leaving now
01:12:10Did she just pretend to call
01:12:12The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:16But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:22A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:24How I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:27I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have
01:12:31Madam President's direct line
01:12:33You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way
01:12:37Low-life Trixie
01:12:38Could have called the president
01:12:40By herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony
01:12:43Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:44So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:46No
01:12:47My granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:09And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:29But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working
01:13:32You can't just fake the
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:39It's like real magic
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:43But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No
01:13:55Trixie, look
01:13:57I believe you
01:13:58You saved me
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:02You did that
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:07Who we'll riot against, do you know?
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:39You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no
01:14:47We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie hired
01:14:54Pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:14:59That I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud
01:15:03What I mean is
01:15:06You're the war hero
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:09And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:12The moment you wake up
01:15:14You fall under this vixen spell
01:15:16And now you're attacking
01:15:18One of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the Vice President knows me
01:15:28As an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president
01:15:36On our side
01:15:37You'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:41I told you
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:44This is treason!
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong
01:15:46You are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:00My brother is a war hero
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years
01:16:06If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word
01:16:10And I will bring down your entire family
01:16:12Not just your brother
01:16:16It's okay
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again
01:16:23If it means protecting my fiancé's life
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:28I never gave a fuck
01:16:30About any damn titles
01:16:34I truly saved a good man
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:48My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54Let's try it out on them
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:08Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:12Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:17Oh
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the president
01:17:51I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:17:53That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:04This is a war crime
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:09I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:11I have the presidential contract
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison
01:18:21And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:23That is easy
01:18:25There's no need
01:18:26I'll save everyone
01:18:41It's raining gold
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter
01:18:52She...
01:18:52She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:18:59I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all
01:19:56This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:02Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:09Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:12And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:23And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05So ugly on the inside
01:21:06It makes me want to vomit
01:21:07I don't understand
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:11For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:16The goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:19During childbirth
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:24The one and only
01:21:26And it's
01:21:31Her
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:12To help those in need
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:19The billion dollar contract
01:22:21It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:30But after everything you've done
01:22:32We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:35No, please, I swear
01:22:36I didn't know you were an ex
01:22:38It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:44She's an amazing person
01:22:46And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:50She's going to be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:00I love you
01:23:14All her goals
01:23:15All her clothes
01:23:17All that could have been mine
01:23:18This is all your fault
01:23:21You seduced me
01:23:24You were the one that came on to me
01:23:26You himbo
01:23:27Please, Trixie
01:23:29Give me another chance
01:23:31I want to be rich again
01:23:33I'll be your slave
01:23:35Kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:39But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44Just to benefit yourself
01:23:45You two should be locked up
01:23:47And she shall
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:58It's your fault
01:23:59I was only with you for your money
01:24:01You were rich
01:24:03I'll see myself now
01:24:05Rest assured, goddess
01:24:07We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:13Just like you
01:24:14I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:19With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:23One good deed at a time
01:24:25Well
01:24:26Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes
01:24:36Well
01:24:40Do you take each other
01:24:42To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do
01:24:45I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
01:24:50Mais
01:24:51Hahaha
01:24:54I do
01:24:54You may kiss the bride
01:24:55You may kiss the bride
01:24:55Is from being lucrative
01:24:55The idea of humans
01:24:55Including being my accounting
01:24:56You
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