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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12¡Slow-ass sea slug!
00:14¡Your launch today, Beach!
00:34¡Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01¡Filthy scavengers!
01:02¡When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard.
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus.
03:07We beg you.
03:08Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nint's doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodite is kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:30I really need this guy.
04:40I need more.
04:42I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there.
05:13Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:33Come home.
05:34Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafoak give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:18Asshole.
08:19Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27It's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly?
08:36Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:43Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:58But he retired recently.
09:00We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:11I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:15Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:37There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:55What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing.
09:58Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy?
10:35Mommy!
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:57My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:05But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No!
12:13Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:32My fault.
12:33Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:45Boss?
12:46Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:55promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
13:00She's safe.
13:01Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:23Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients,
13:39where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:48I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:52I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:27I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liara.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:15My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:18Please don't eat me!
15:23Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:28And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:47Whew!
15:48Ha ha ha ha!
16:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
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19:23If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:29Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes, my leash!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:50truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:52Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:23You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Hades' staff?
21:58One shot?
21:59The sea king!
22:00He's real!
22:03Hades!
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One!
22:11Two!
22:16Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:31You idiot!
22:32Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:38Your ants.
22:39I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord.
22:47Is this handling satisfactory?
22:49I'm not here for fun.
22:51Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:06I'll be back.
23:07Drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource.
23:12Every contact.
23:13Now.
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:17Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:01Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:22Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter!
24:33Don't you dare touch her!
24:50Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:55Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:58On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:02No, Mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:05Ha ha ha ha!
25:15Kid's mine.
25:16You die.
25:18Ha ha ha!
25:20You...
25:21Poisoned?
25:24My poison fog.
25:26The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:30Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:33Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:39You're wounded.
25:41Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:48Don't touch her!
25:50Don't touch her!
25:50Come at me!
25:51Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:04Such a pretty face.
26:06All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:22Lily!
26:22Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well.
26:29And I might let her run a little longer.
26:38Lily!
26:38¡Jane!
26:45¡Jane!
26:51¡Your hands off her!
27:00¡You touch my woman, you're a dead man!
27:09Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14¿You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:38Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:40Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go.
27:44Now.
27:56If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:01Run all you want.
28:02My pack tears you both apart.
28:15No!
28:19No!
28:31No!
28:35No!
28:40No!
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
28:56I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh.
28:58Lily, don't cry.
29:00Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:02We're going back for her right now.
29:10Hand over the kid.
29:11I'll make your death quick.
29:21Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human.
29:51Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:55Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily.
30:16Lily, you can turn around now.
30:20Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:24He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:33Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:35Don't move.
30:36Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily.
30:49No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn, you take a hit well.
31:22Let's enjoy this body.
31:24Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:50Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily?
32:25Be safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:27Don't push yourself.
32:29So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:32Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:45You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:54Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die?
33:14Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:44You're half dead already!
33:46How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra.
34:21The coastal legend monster?
34:23Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:28Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:36They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me!
34:50Jack, stay behind me!
34:53With me here, no one touches you.
34:55Stop saying that, Jack!
34:56Look around!
34:57We're surrounded!
34:58We could actually die here!
35:05My lords!
35:07Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
35:34Gracias por ver el video.
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