00:11Finally wield the Doomsday app. I can restart this planet in flair.
00:16And I really don't want to find a new dry cleaner.
00:18Your funny but not too funny banter will not save you.
00:24Yes, air shot. Pump that air gun.
00:26Aw, what's the matter? Bad head day?
00:34I'll take that dance now.
00:46Now is not the time for your cold-hearted analysis.
00:50Uh, the secrets.
00:51DON'T YOU LEAVE ME, YAPPA CAPER GOPSMU-
00:55Children, I pulled you out of your classes today to warn you of a dangerous-
00:59You're referring to as the Flag Yourself Challenge.
01:02Whoa!
01:04Oobstar, Reaction Guy.
01:06Whoa, rea-
01:07What up, Reaction Faction? It's your boy, Reaction Guy.
01:11Today I'm gonna be reacting to the Flag Yourself-
01:13Whoa!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ho-ho!
01:16Whoa, this-
01:19Hey guys, this is Bart Simpson from my new chish.
01:22Okay, hit it!
01:23Check it out!
01:24I'm waving at my haters and they don't even know it!
01:27Whoa!
01:30Whoa!
01:32Here's a-
01:32Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:37Ow!
01:37Ooh!
01:38Yo, Milhouse, I got you a balloon from the gift shop.
01:42Mmm.
01:44Wrong bones.
01:45Okay, champ. Physical therapy time.
01:47Who's ready for four hours of stretch band-
01:49Glucose?
01:50Ho-ho, don't mind if I do-coze.
01:53Buggers are counting on you.
01:54Do it for the buggers!
02:01Top of the bing-bong, ladies.
02:04You're Glentens-
02:05Svan-he-ten.
02:06Right down the hall and to the left, Glen-
02:09Tailing King Duke Druthers.
02:12What's up?
02:13Uh-uh, never heard of him.
02:15The name's Air Shot.
02:18Air!
02:19Easy now.
02:20Don't get too excited, Milhouse.
02:22Oh, I'm not-
02:23Make whatever you have worse.
02:25Is it something that gets worse?
02:28Please don't say it gets worse.
02:30Oh, thank boomerang Jesus,
02:33you're not one of those brave little buggers
02:34that have to just crystal garbage.
02:36Shh.
02:39Sherlock me old man.
02:46Hello.
02:52In a month from now,
02:53till then,
02:55I'm the only one that hid in the world.
03:01Toast that.
03:06Yo, fat Thor.
03:08As if Glen Tangier, the Tasmanian Adonis,
03:11would deign to interact.
03:13You are defeated,
03:14vindicator.
03:15Not as long as I-
03:17Sweet Batarang Jesus,
03:19tell me more!
03:20The-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b,
03:21the first taste was free.
03:22Then-
03:23Okay, strap yourself in.
03:25The way it goes down is-
03:26But pause!
03:27The-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
03:30-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
03:36-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
03:41-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
03:45-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
03:48-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
03:54Even if that person knows which Vindicator loses a third of their powers fight...
04:07Detention, is it? I guess what...
04:09You wouldn't dare spoil the only thing that brings me joy in this world.
04:13Gimme your toupee.
04:19Oh, principles!
04:20Cause people do whatever I say or I spoil the Vindicator's movie for them.
04:24Okay, get ready to hear the surprise ending.
04:27Lemme guess, the good guys win.
04:30Grown up, I know that muscle jerks in tights with magic powers cause it means nothing.
04:36My powers don't intrigue me.
04:40Oh, you can drink beers on...
04:44Do the thing, boy.
04:45No, no, don't ruin it!
04:47Hmm.
04:50Get me drunker than I've ever beer.
04:54I'm worried that all this blackmail is...
04:56That's a story, Morning Glories.
04:58Young man, I don't like the way you're using it.
05:01If you were in my suitcase, you would do the same thing.
05:05Fans haven't up for anything.
05:07Oh, wouldn't you?
05:11Think your superpower must be stealing hearts!
05:14Small!
05:17How much longer do I have to keep up this kookaburra charade?
05:21How badly do you not...
05:23You think I'm your jolly swagman, do you?
05:26Well, my jump...
05:27And after that...
05:28You're nothing.
05:30Let's get this party!
05:32Endgame!
05:33And so today, we celebrate the 200...
05:37Quincyn...
05:39Quincyn...
05:41That's right, it's me.
05:42And if you don't want the movie spoiled, you'll all pull...
05:46Not in old Susie!
05:48Everyone in this town loves...
05:51Fortunate accident.
05:53Oh, and on every street corner.
05:56I'M ON IT!
05:57You have 24 hours to build my...
06:01Hey, buddy, you're out of the hospital!
06:04Don't you hate!
06:05You just blackmailed the whole town to build you a lair!
06:08Okay, I will...
06:09You dare call me a supervillain?
06:12Then get a...
06:14Whoa!
06:17Where the hell am I?
06:20Relax there, spoiler boy.
06:21All we did was take you far reality.
06:23No way!
06:24Superheroes aren't real!
06:26How dumb do you think I am?
06:28Even the post-credit sequences?
06:31Hmm...
06:32We brought you here...
06:33The movie he lives!
06:34What happened?
06:36You happened!
06:37The powers of evil in our dimension saw this...
06:41Oh, I never dreamed that spoilers really hurt people!
06:44But they do!
06:45Spoil-
06:46The kid has no idea that this has all been fake.
06:50I can't believe he didn't notice!
06:51Tell me this is Bart's best chance to choose to be a good person.
06:56Don't...
06:57Remember...
06:58Oh, don't think of it as gaslighting.
07:00Think of it as if...
07:02Vindicators, colon, Crystal War, colon, Resurgence.
07:05Bombing at the box office would have devastating worse than a 55% hold on its second weekend!
07:11No. No.
07:12Bart clearly feels bad.
07:15Can't we let him out now?
07:16No.
07:19Bring me the boy.
07:23And don't pirate movies!
07:25That hurts everyone.
07:27No.
07:28So I can use it to destroy the Vindicators.
07:30In return, I will grant your deepest desire.
07:34Real powers?
07:35That's even better than spoiler powers!
07:38How stupid he's going to fall for this!
07:40It doesn't matter that it's not real, Bart's.
07:43Brace your destiny as a villain.
07:46Mmmmm.
07:54Our son's a good guy-
07:55I think he'll keep his mouth shut.
07:57Okay, we'll let him live.
07:59Too late!
08:02What day is it?
08:03The secret I forgot is safe with me.
08:06I saved their universe!
08:07Tuck!
08:08The movie's safe.
08:09We'll let him live.
08:11For now.
08:17Guy!
08:17I'll never spoil anything again!
08:21I'mma change the-
08:22This is the rightful sovereign of Fishtonia!
08:25Does he?
08:26Bart!
08:27Tell me-
08:27And Bart was as good as his word.
08:30He kept his mouth shut.
08:32So when everyone-
08:33And spoiled it for everyone else.
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