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The Last First Date Shortmintz
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:06Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating apps?
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00Perhaps simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:22What?
00:01:37What?
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:49Break up
00:01:58Yep
00:02:00My girlfriend
00:02:02Well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:06Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend
00:02:13Ex-boyfriend
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:16Ouch
00:02:19How about I
00:02:20Buy us a drink
00:02:22And you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:28That's all this is
00:02:29Is an invitation for
00:02:30Something more
00:02:31Oh, of course not
00:02:33I would never take advantage
00:02:37Now
00:02:38I'll have
00:02:39Two more of what
00:02:40Whatever she was having
00:02:49It's a heartbreak
00:02:52Finding true love
00:02:55Because I don't think so
00:03:08I'll have
00:03:10Bye
00:03:11Bye
00:03:11Bye
00:03:11Bye
00:03:12Bye
00:03:12Bye
00:03:13Bye
00:03:13Bye
00:03:14Bye
00:03:22Bye
00:04:38Food there.
00:04:41I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:44Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:51Um...
00:04:52We didn't...
00:04:55You know...
00:04:56With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:04Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:06Oh, thank God.
00:05:09Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:15I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr... Right.
00:05:20Right.
00:05:22Jake.
00:05:24Right, how can I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:39I'm Mr. Right.
00:05:44I'm Mr. Right.
00:06:01I'm Mr. Right.
00:06:11I'm Mr. Right.
00:06:11Sorry, I...
00:06:13I get a little flirty...
00:06:15When I'm drunk.
00:06:17I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:21By the way,
00:06:22There's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:25Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:27Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:28Especially that one.
00:06:29I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:31Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:36Because...
00:06:36I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:42I just love you.
00:07:01I didn't press charges.
00:07:03Because you love me?
00:07:05I care for you, but no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:09We created an incredible app.
00:07:11Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:16Take care, please.
00:07:20Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:25Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:31All mine.
00:07:40What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:42Can we please just talk?
00:07:45I want my best friend back.
00:07:48Well, too damn bad.
00:07:49I don't want to hear it.
00:07:50Now, please, can you go?
00:07:51Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:56Reasonable?
00:07:58Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:08Lily, stop.
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Stop.
00:08:12I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:17It's okay.
00:08:20Hey, Lily.
00:08:22Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:30What is that?
00:09:00Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:04With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:10So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:15That's right.
00:09:16And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:22everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:25Love Swipe.
00:09:26That's perfect.
00:09:27Thank you for your time.
00:09:29Now, I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:41How are the eggs?
00:09:42You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit.
00:09:46You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit.
00:09:52I never want to see you again.
00:09:59I need a drink.
00:10:02Mr. Wright?
00:10:04You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:07Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:25And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:33I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:35And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:39But, just in case.
00:10:41Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:43All set, boss.
00:10:44Cameras in every room.
00:10:47Perfect.
00:10:49It's time for the contingency.
00:10:59The last three years of my life led to this.
00:11:05I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:07I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:11Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:11:25I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:28I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:33Life's a dream.
00:11:34Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:37She's right, Lily.
00:11:38This app is different.
00:11:40Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:42You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:45Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:46No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:55Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:58What is?
00:11:59Love Swipe, it just released a new update.
00:12:01Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:03You're trying it.
00:12:04No the hell I'm not.
00:12:06Give me that back.
00:12:07You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:13Fine.
00:12:14Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive
00:12:18you.
00:12:21No way.
00:12:32You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:43He, what?
00:12:44Here's the plan.
00:12:45So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:57Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:29What?
00:13:44Lily, you idiot.
00:13:53Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:13:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:13:59I-
00:14:00Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:08You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came.
00:14:12Shall we?
00:14:24Stay, come on.
00:14:25God, I'm a bitch.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:35This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:48Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:03at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher
00:15:08won't let me go.
00:15:10So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish.
00:15:18I wish.
00:15:20That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no!
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:24So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:29Well, everything exploded out of me, and I cried a lot.
00:15:33It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:53It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:58Camilla?
00:15:58She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:09I have to go.
00:16:21It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:36I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:39What was I thinking?
00:16:47It looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:01Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:07This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just...
00:17:17Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:30What did you say?
00:17:31I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:45Doreen.
00:17:51No.
00:17:52No.
00:17:59My sister Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:07One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15She tempted to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:25I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:35I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I've never had any siblings, but I had a younger cousin, and two months before he turned 11.
00:18:51And he got diagnosed with her.
00:18:57He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:10For sharing your past with me.
00:19:16For listening to mine.
00:19:41Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:49All right.
00:19:50Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:52Getting the body moving.
00:19:53Feeling good.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56Are you?
00:19:58Are you promoting the app?
00:20:03Am I on camera?
00:20:05No.
00:20:06I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:09What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:11I don't know.
00:20:12I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:14Oh, come on.
00:20:15You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:19Love swipe guy?
00:20:21What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:23Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:24What?
00:20:25No, you're the bi-
00:20:30Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:32I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:35Let's dance.
00:20:36You think you can handle that?
00:20:38Um, yeah.
00:20:39Oh, yeah.
00:20:40Here we go.
00:20:41This is it.
00:20:42Mama.
00:20:43You're being stiff.
00:20:44See?
00:20:44Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:46I don't think you are.
00:20:47You're a little stiff.
00:20:49Uh-oh.
00:20:49You're doing it wrong.
00:20:50Open up.
00:20:50Come in.
00:20:51It's not.
00:20:53Oh, whoa.
00:21:16Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:19Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:31Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:36You're going to think I'm a loser.
00:21:38I would never.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:42Here it goes.
00:21:45I dropped out of law school.
00:21:47I was really good at it, but...
00:21:49This one summer, I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:21:54And...
00:21:55They were horrible to me.
00:21:58I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:02I gave up on my dream.
00:22:04Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:07Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:10I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:12And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:18What about you?
00:22:21You know, I...
00:22:25I was just fired.
00:22:27Rather dramatically.
00:22:29From a major social media company.
00:22:32Right as it was getting huge.
00:22:34So, yeah.
00:22:36So you work in tech?
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:40Yep.
00:22:40I work in tech.
00:22:44Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:46Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:49What do you do for a living?
00:22:52I told you.
00:22:53I'm in tech.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:54But what does that mean?
00:22:56Tell the truth.
00:23:00I work in...
00:23:05For a startup.
00:23:07Very secret startup.
00:23:10Unfortunately, I...
00:23:11Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:14So I just...
00:23:15Oh, I...
00:23:16I totally understand.
00:23:18Can you promise me something?
00:23:21Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:24Please.
00:23:26I promise.
00:23:29What is happening?
00:23:31Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:34I need to see Jake.
00:23:36Get what's coming to him.
00:23:37Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:39Dustin, you're up.
00:23:42All right, you two.
00:23:44I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:47First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:51Let's do you first, doll.
00:23:53Her name's Lily.
00:23:54Okay.
00:23:55Lily doll.
00:23:56Let's see what you got.
00:23:58Do some one-two combos.
00:23:59Mm-hmm.
00:23:59Something in.
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:03All right.
00:24:03A little harder.
00:24:04Let's go.
00:24:04All right.
00:24:05Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:06Boom, boom.
00:24:07Good.
00:24:07Good job.
00:24:21All right.
00:24:22Ain't you that CEO of Tech Guy?
00:24:25Um.
00:24:27No.
00:24:27Not me.
00:24:28Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:32What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:34I don't know.
00:24:35This guy needs a little into manners.
00:24:41Jake!
00:24:42I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:45Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:47I'm your girl?
00:24:49Baby.
00:24:50Dude.
00:24:58You good?
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:00I'm sorry.
00:25:02I can't protect you.
00:25:04What's this guy's deal?
00:25:05I don't know, but...
00:25:07Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:08There's something I need to show you.
00:25:10Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:10He's crazy.
00:25:18That was amazing.
00:25:20I've been training for years.
00:25:22It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but next time, I ask if I need help.
00:25:46Let's get out of here.
00:25:51Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Where's your bathroom?
00:26:00It's just right there.
00:26:12You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:16I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:18There's a lot of things I need to tell you.
00:26:23There's a lot of things I'm going to show you.
00:26:25A lot of things I'm going to show you.
00:26:48I can't believe you.
00:26:53All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:01Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:06Sometimes you can see things when hitting times.
00:27:15I wish you had a dream.
00:27:26You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:42It's yours.
00:27:45You can touch me.
00:27:59Hold on.
00:28:00Hold on a second.
00:28:01It's okay.
00:28:03I want to.
00:28:06Please stop.
00:28:08What's wrong?
00:28:09I want you so much.
00:28:16I have to wait for the app.
00:28:19We have to wait for the app.
00:28:22Are you kidding?
00:28:23Screw that stupid app.
00:28:28The app isn't stupid.
00:28:31I'm sorry.
00:28:32I really, I just think we should wait.
00:28:35Oh.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:41Fine.
00:28:43I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:54Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:00I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:05It's time for the contingency.
00:29:22What the hell?
00:29:25Where is she?
00:29:27What are you talking about?
00:29:30Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:31Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:32I...
00:29:33Lily, please.
00:29:34Just tell me where she is.
00:29:36Okay?
00:29:36Don't lie to me.
00:29:37We'll end things right here.
00:29:38I won't even be mad.
00:29:39I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:40Okay?
00:29:41I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:42I'm not an idiot.
00:29:44Jake, I've been cheated on before.
00:29:45Tell me where she is.
00:29:47There's no one here.
00:29:48Who are you talking about?
00:29:49I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:29:57It was just here.
00:30:00What are you talking about?
00:30:02I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies,
00:30:06so I know that you took them.
00:30:08I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:16You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:20Really?
00:30:21I swear it.
00:30:23I'm sorry.
00:30:25I swear I'm not crazy, I just...
00:30:27I can't go through that again.
00:30:28You won't have to.
00:30:34I promise.
00:30:44What are you doing?
00:30:45I changed my mind.
00:30:48I want you.
00:30:50Right now.
00:30:58I have never been cheated yet, though.
00:30:59Maybe it's you...
00:31:01... It's you.
00:31:04It's you...
00:31:09It's you...
00:31:12...
00:31:12... You...
00:31:20...
00:31:20...
00:31:27Jake, stop
00:31:32Sorry
00:31:36I'm sorry, I just
00:31:37I really want to
00:31:39It's just
00:31:40I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:43And you know what?
00:31:45Love's vibe is working
00:31:49I think we should wait
00:31:51Okay
00:31:52Yeah
00:31:54We can wait
00:31:56I would never want to pressure you
00:31:59I promise
00:32:05As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:09You can have me
00:32:12All of me
00:32:41Oh no
00:32:45So he's definitely not a
00:32:47A date rapist?
00:32:48No
00:32:49I found the condom the next morning
00:32:50He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs
00:32:54You're sure you trust this guy?
00:32:56Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:32:59But yeah
00:33:00Yeah I do
00:33:01What does he do for work?
00:33:03He's in tech
00:33:06Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:08There
00:33:08There's something we need to tell you about Jake
00:33:10Something you may
00:33:13Not want to hear
00:33:14What do you mean?
00:33:16What the fuck?
00:33:17I wasn't originally talking about Jake
00:33:18I'm joking
00:33:19Yeah you're being an ass right there
00:33:20I think Steve's small
00:33:27Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:30I'm fine
00:33:33Ask Jake about his work
00:33:35Finally I can see what's happening
00:33:38Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:40I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:43And then he'll be mine again
00:33:45My friends didn't tell him yet
00:33:47You mean those two?
00:33:50Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:33:52They
00:33:52Yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:33:57Only because of that stupid ab
00:33:58Okay
00:33:59Can we not?
00:34:01Blame the app
00:34:08Jake Wright
00:34:08You're a 30 under 30
00:34:14What do you do for work?
00:34:16I'm in tech
00:34:17I told you
00:34:20My friends
00:34:22They received an envelope with documents
00:34:25Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:32Please don't let him
00:34:34Okay
00:34:35I'm
00:34:36I'm gonna tell you
00:34:37But
00:34:38That's because I trust you
00:34:39And
00:34:40You have to promise
00:34:41Not to tell anyone else
00:34:42Okay?
00:34:43Okay
00:34:44I promise
00:34:45I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:48I'm uh
00:34:51I started a
00:34:57I started an app
00:34:59And I'm looking for investors
00:35:02And I'm just
00:35:04Poor app developer
00:35:05Looking for backing
00:35:08I'm sorry
00:35:09Do you believe me?
00:35:13Of course I believe you
00:35:14Just
00:35:16Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:28She wants honesty
00:35:29Or she's gonna get it
00:35:42So
00:35:44What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:46Like
00:35:46Your parents pay your rent
00:35:49Or
00:35:50You're still a rich tech guy
00:35:51But just not as rich
00:35:52As a super rich tech guy
00:35:53All I can say is
00:35:55If this app takes off
00:35:57I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:35:59You got this
00:36:03Okay
00:36:05Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:06That's so crazy
00:36:07It's almost like it's listening to a conversation
00:36:10Actually
00:36:10It's
00:36:11Perceived intuition is
00:36:13Machine learning
00:36:14From
00:36:15Thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:18How do you know that?
00:36:21Just a guess
00:36:23Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:24Well
00:36:25I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:27There's nothing
00:36:28I wouldn't tell you
00:36:32Do you feel the same?
00:36:34Yeah
00:36:35Actually there's somewhere
00:36:37I gotta be
00:36:38We should get out of here
00:36:43I've got you right where I want you
00:36:45Lily Niblock
00:36:46Prepare
00:36:47Prepare
00:36:47For heartbreak
00:36:50So
00:36:51How does this work again?
00:36:53The machine analyzes our answers
00:36:55And makes
00:36:56Little TV
00:36:57Show noises
00:36:59Nervous
00:36:59But excited
00:37:02That's it true
00:37:03So you ready?
00:37:05Yeah
00:37:05Absolutely
00:37:09Jake are you sure?
00:37:10Yes
00:37:11I'm sure
00:37:14Ask about his job
00:37:16So
00:37:17Jake are you an app developer?
00:37:20Yes
00:37:23What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:26Um
00:37:27Two apps for
00:37:30Statistical analysis
00:37:31And one for
00:37:32Social media scrubbing
00:37:35Social media scrubbing
00:37:37Like our dating app?
00:37:38Yep
00:37:39Just like that
00:37:42Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:45Well
00:37:46Um
00:37:48Are you okay?
00:37:50Yeah
00:37:51Yep
00:37:57There isn't anything
00:37:58You could tell me
00:37:59I wouldn't understand
00:38:02I'm falling for you
00:38:05And I trust you
00:38:05Okay?
00:38:17Okay
00:38:17Okay
00:38:20Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:22Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:27Nope
00:38:33Why are you lying to me?
00:38:34I'm
00:38:34I'm not
00:38:35I'm not
00:38:35I swear
00:38:36I swear
00:38:39Lily do you trust me?
00:38:41I think so
00:38:43And are you attracted to me?
00:38:47Yes
00:38:49And are you ready to find true love?
00:38:50I
00:38:53Yes
00:38:54I'm ready to find love
00:38:57Are you sure?
00:38:59Yes I'm sure
00:39:01Lily what's
00:39:02What's going on?
00:39:04You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:06Jake I promise
00:39:07I am ready for the real thing
00:39:10Sorry that's
00:39:11Not the word
00:39:12You said that you were ready
00:39:13For real love
00:39:16I'm sorry
00:39:42Please
00:39:43What are you doing here?
00:39:44I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:46About the app
00:39:48Yeah
00:40:00So
00:40:02What's wrong with the app?
00:40:03Oh no
00:40:04Nothing
00:40:06That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:08Um
00:40:10I
00:40:11I was really
00:40:13Hurting
00:40:14After we broke up
00:40:15So
00:40:17After a day or so
00:40:19I
00:40:19Downloaded the app
00:40:21And
00:40:22I matched with someone
00:40:24And
00:40:25Jake
00:40:26You were right
00:40:28What do you mean?
00:40:30I mean I met someone Jake
00:40:32The app works
00:40:34And I'm proof
00:40:35I mean we are talking
00:40:37About getting married
00:40:40Great
00:40:40Well I'm
00:40:41I'm happy for you
00:40:44Well
00:40:45What about you?
00:40:47Have you
00:40:47Matched with anyone?
00:40:49Uh
00:40:50Yeah
00:40:52Yeah?
00:40:53Okay
00:40:53Tell me about her
00:40:55Is she pretty?
00:40:57Honestly
00:40:58It's
00:41:00Things aren't going that well
00:41:03Well
00:41:03I mean you don't
00:41:06You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:07Because
00:41:08I mean I know the app works
00:41:10You were right
00:41:11All along
00:41:12Jake
00:41:16I just don't know anymore
00:41:19Well
00:41:21I really hope you two work things out
00:41:27I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:30We really did make something special together
00:41:43Okay
00:41:43Just because
00:41:44Me and my match are having issues
00:41:49I'm falling in love with her
00:41:51And I'm happy for you
00:41:52But I think you should go
00:41:55I'm so sorry Jake
00:41:56I'm so sorry
00:41:57You're
00:41:57You're right
00:41:58Again
00:42:00You know we're
00:42:01In love with other people
00:42:02And
00:42:03I need to respect that
00:42:06I'm sorry
00:42:16Gotcha Jake
00:42:19Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:20Feels about this
00:42:27I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:29All men are liars
00:42:32And the worst part is
00:42:34The two of you made me a liar
00:42:35I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:39I'm sorry Lily
00:42:41Screw you Tim
00:42:53Five minutes ago
00:42:56That asshole
00:42:57That asshole
00:43:04Okay
00:43:04All right
00:43:06Lily
00:43:07So good to see you
00:43:09Okay what's going on
00:43:10Do you think I'm an idiot Jake
00:43:12No of course not
00:43:13Then where is she
00:43:14Who
00:43:16Don't gaslight me
00:43:17I'm not crazy
00:43:18I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:20Okay I promise
00:43:21I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:23Liar
00:43:24You're lying to me
00:43:25I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:27What video
00:43:34No no no
00:43:35This can't be happening again
00:43:37Lily
00:43:37Give me your phone
00:43:41Just what I thought
00:43:42No traditional trace of malware
00:43:45So it's not hacked
00:43:49You did get an email
00:43:51And that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:43:54Because I was kissing another woman in it
00:44:00Wait
00:44:01What are you saying
00:44:03That woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:06And she is a brilliant coder and hacker
00:44:11But also extremely unstable
00:44:17But why was she here
00:44:19Why were you kissing her
00:44:21She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:26But then she
00:44:28She kissed me
00:44:30Just for a moment
00:44:34But in that moment
00:44:36I realized
00:44:37How much did I love you
00:44:41That you're the only person
00:44:43I want to be with
00:44:48Do you forgive me?
00:44:54You lied to me again
00:44:57Take right
00:44:57You kissed another woman
00:44:59And then you hid it from me
00:45:02Lily please stop
00:45:05I'm sorry
00:45:06Yeah
00:45:07You are
00:45:08Will I see you again?
00:45:09I don't know
00:45:11All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now
00:45:17Lily wait
00:45:19Lily
00:45:20Lily
00:45:24Oh my god
00:45:25Did you see the look
00:45:27On that sad bitch's face
00:45:30Now
00:45:31It's time to put the final nail
00:45:33In this girl's coffin
00:45:40You and Jake Wright
00:45:42Have been unmatched
00:45:45What?
00:45:47No
00:45:51True love awaits
00:45:52With your new match
00:45:53Mitchell Stevens
00:45:57This can't be happening
00:46:00Come on Jake
00:46:01Please pick up
00:46:03Jake
00:46:04Lily
00:46:05I just got a notification
00:46:07We were unmatched on the app
00:46:10Tragic as it is
00:46:11I think it's for the best
00:46:14Why are you saying that?
00:46:15Clearly we have some issues
00:46:17And if I'm being honest
00:46:18I want a
00:46:19Sexier woman
00:46:20Who's super intelligent
00:46:21And ready for a real love
00:46:22Jake wait
00:46:26I can't believe him
00:46:32True love awaits
00:46:33With your new match
00:46:34Mitchell Stevens
00:46:35Alright Mitchell Stevens
00:46:38Get ready to meet
00:46:39The hottest girl
00:46:39You've ever seen
00:46:49You must be Lily
00:46:51Might I say
00:46:52Your profile picture
00:46:54Does not do that
00:46:55Beautiful body justice
00:46:56God damn
00:46:57So
00:46:58Uh
00:46:59Mitchell
00:47:00Was it?
00:47:01What do you do for a living?
00:47:03Isn't it obvious babe?
00:47:04I get paid
00:47:05And I get laid
00:47:06Come again?
00:47:07Oh don't worry
00:47:08You will
00:47:09Excuse me?
00:47:11I'm a model babe
00:47:12Isn't it obvious?
00:47:13No
00:47:14It's not
00:47:15And you already said that
00:47:16Sorry
00:47:17I'm just super distracted
00:47:18By that tight pod
00:47:20You're rocking
00:47:20Underneath that dress
00:47:22Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:23And on my floor
00:47:25Where it belongs
00:47:25Know what I mean?
00:47:26I think I made a mistake
00:47:28Hey wait
00:47:31Tonight's the night
00:47:32I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:33The truth about creating Love Swipe
00:47:35And if she'll have me
00:47:36I will treasure her
00:47:37For the rest of my life
00:47:39I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:42Hey wait
00:47:43Let go of my arm
00:47:45Hey the app hooked us up babe
00:47:47We're soulmates
00:47:48Meant to be
00:47:49I don't love you
00:47:50I love Jake
00:47:53I love Jake
00:47:56I love Jake
00:47:57And I need to go
00:47:59Right now
00:48:00Hey not so fast
00:48:05Get off me you creep
00:48:11Jake
00:48:14No Jake wait
00:48:16Jake
00:48:18Jake wait
00:48:22Please
00:48:22It's not what it seems
00:48:25Really
00:48:27Really cause I just watched you
00:48:28Kiss another man
00:48:29That wasn't me on our seventh day
00:48:31Please let me explain
00:48:32Now there's nothing to explain
00:48:34You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:36Now you're cheating on me
00:48:40We were unmatched
00:48:43I called you
00:48:44And you broke it off
00:48:45You humiliated me
00:48:47Stop lying to me Lily
00:48:50I want us to be honest
00:48:51With each other
00:48:52But you're lying
00:48:53To my face
00:48:55I'm not lying to you
00:49:01Love swipe matched me
00:49:03With that stupid meat head
00:49:04I
00:49:04I only went out with him
00:49:06To get back at you
00:49:07And when I saw him
00:49:10When he kissed me
00:49:14I realized the only person
00:49:15I wanted to kiss
00:49:16Was you
00:49:18Please you have to believe me
00:49:24You're saying that all
00:49:25That happened
00:49:27Today
00:49:28That I called you
00:49:29And we unmatched
00:49:30And I broke up with you
00:49:31Why would I lie about that
00:49:34It's not safe
00:49:35We gotta go Lily
00:49:37Jake you're scaring me
00:49:38What do you mean it's not safe
00:49:40Trust me
00:49:40We need to go right now
00:49:41Okay
00:49:42Let's go
00:49:48This is my parents' cabin
00:49:50They moved overseas
00:49:51So it's all mine now
00:49:53I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:49:57I don't understand
00:49:58Why is it safe here?
00:50:01No cell phone service
00:50:02No internet
00:50:04It's just us here
00:50:07Okay
00:50:08Jake I need you to explain
00:50:10Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:12Please don't make me regret this
00:50:16Do you remember
00:50:19My ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:22Elise?
00:50:23Yeah
00:50:25There's something I need to tell you
00:50:28The day
00:50:31I broke up with her
00:50:34I'll kill
00:50:35I will destroy you
00:50:37Jake Wright
00:50:39I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:43What she said
00:50:45What I'm afraid she's
00:50:47Capable of doing
00:50:50It's the only place
00:50:52I feel like we're
00:50:53Safe
00:50:56I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:00She sounds
00:51:02Unwell
00:51:05Wow
00:51:07You look
00:51:08So beautiful
00:51:09Lovely
00:51:11You look
00:51:13Very handsome
00:51:17You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:51:22Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:27Come with me
00:51:29Come with me
00:51:34Ready?
00:51:48it's been a crazy day and i'm thankful you're here me too
00:51:56jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:01you know on the seventh day love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:14what to what to be with each other well if love swipes us
00:52:29put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed silence underneath your flame cut the cords around
00:52:38me as i speak your name it's never gonna be the same even though i loved you it was all
00:52:47in vain
00:53:00this ends now
00:53:05i am going to win jake back even if it means i need to get rid of lily niblock once
00:53:11and for all
00:53:23last night was i know
00:53:38we should be getting our notification for our last date if anything happens
00:53:43just come to my place and we'll deal with it together
00:53:48don't worry about me nothing could keep me from you not even your crazy ex-girlfriend
00:53:54don't worry about me
00:54:05okay
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:21You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:26On guard, bitch.
00:54:30To love and to love swipe.
00:54:36Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:42Well, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:54:46It's where our first date was, it's so sweet.
00:54:48Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:54:52You want me to walk you back?
00:54:53You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:29This is the end of my mind.
00:55:29That's what I'm doing.
00:55:30And he says,
00:55:30Hey, I'm the good!
00:55:30Hey.
00:55:35Hey!
00:55:36Hey, hey!
00:55:36two both without disguises. I'm Jake by the way. Tim. Tanya, you hurt my best friend I'll chop off
00:55:46your balls. I think she's had enough hurt for one month don't you think? Touche. Have you seen Lily?
00:55:54Love's White said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment but she's not there. It just told
00:55:59her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge. She said that's where you two had your
00:56:03first date. Lily!
00:56:27Please, it was you. So is you.
00:56:37Where are you bullies?
00:56:44My cabin. Lily.
00:56:48You made me hurt her.
00:56:58I don't want to hurt you. I just want to Jake back.
00:57:02But then he fell for you.
00:57:04I couldn't have that.
00:57:05He never loved you.
00:57:07Do you even know who I am?
00:57:10His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:13I was his partner. His closest collaborator.
00:57:17On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:21You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:24Jake and I are app developers. Jake is the creator of-
00:57:28Let it go, please.
00:57:31I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:33Dustin!
00:57:35Don't embarrass yourself. We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:49You should know not to hit girls.
00:57:51Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:00Jake, you came for me.
00:58:02Of course I did. You're my girl.
00:58:08Not so fast.
00:58:11Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:13Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:15You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:18Now step.
00:58:20Okay.
00:58:27Now here's what's going to happen, Jake.
00:58:30I am going to give you to the count of three to tell Lily here how you've been lying to
00:58:36her
00:58:36your entire relationship, or I'm going to put a hole in her head.
00:58:44Got it?
00:58:46One, Jake, what is she saying?
00:58:50Two, Jake.
00:58:52One, Jake.
00:58:54Three!
00:58:55Wait!
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58Please.
00:58:59I'll tell her.
00:59:00Don't toy with me, Jake.
00:59:03I promise.
00:59:06She's right.
00:59:08Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:10We collaborated.
00:59:12We made dating apps together.
00:59:17Last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:23Love Swipe.
00:59:25I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:29So you, you lied to me?
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:35You manipulated me?
00:59:37Yes.
00:59:39But that doesn't matter now, because over the last week, I've realized something even more important.
00:59:46I don't love you, Lily.
00:59:51I thought the app was going to change my life.
00:59:57Show me how to find real love.
01:00:00I trusted what we created Belize.
01:00:04But I was wrong.
01:00:06I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:10I matched with you before we even had the idea for Love Swipe.
01:00:15You're my best friend.
01:00:19I'm confident.
01:00:21I love her.
01:00:23You are a brilliant, beautiful, and powerful woman.
01:00:30I need to tell you something that I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:36Tell me when I'm yours.
01:00:39I'm sorry.
01:00:41I did it again.
01:00:44Freeze!
01:00:59I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:01You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:04How could you?
01:01:05How could you do this to me?
01:01:07I still love you!
01:01:10Jake.
01:01:11Lily.
01:01:14I'm sorry.
01:01:16I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:18I just needed to trust you.
01:01:19I have in my heart.
01:01:23If you can forgive me, I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:31I love you.
01:01:32I love you.
01:01:34I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:37I forgive you.
01:01:48I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:48Oh, there he is.
01:01:50Cheers, Jake.
01:01:52Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:01:56I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:05I use Love Swipe, and for the first time in my life, I found true undying love.
01:02:17And so, Lily to Buck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:37Yes.
01:02:41Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright.
01:02:43I will marry you.
01:02:56Can you make it make sense?
01:02:59How I hope anybody will enjoy.
01:03:03Who once felt like a stranger?
01:03:05Who once felt like a stranger?
01:03:12Red Dragon.
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