00:59He, he, he, he.
01:45Cursed! Cursed!
01:50Cursed is this map. The map to the treasure of the Spanish invade.
01:56You cannot begin to imagine the horrors the curse brings.
02:03So do not even try.
02:06But the curse can be avoided if you put the map back in its bottle before sunset.
02:17Sunset! Sunset!
02:39Sunset! Sunset! Sunset!
02:51Sunset!
02:52Yes!
02:52Look what you did to me, manz! You secret sea cat!
02:56What do you have to say for yourself?
02:59No!
03:00Yes!
03:00No, never mind. I don't want to hear your lies.
03:04I ought to...
03:09Well, what have we here?
03:16Shiver me timbers.
03:18Oh, a treasure map.
03:20And if I remember the maps I seen in me youth,
03:23this one be leadin' to the lost riches.
03:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the Spanish mail.
03:30I know.
03:37Finding that treasure has been a 40-year competition
03:41between me and me two scurvy siblings,
03:43Blue Pirate Bob and Purple Pirate Paul.
03:47Ooh, what a couple of ugly bilge-wrapped baby.
03:52Yarr!
03:53Now I'm gonna keel-hole ya.
03:55Yarr!
03:57Oh, I'm sorry.
03:59Walk the plank.
04:01I was gonna make you walk the plank.
04:03But now I'd be in such a fine mood,
04:06I'll be holdin' off on it.
04:07Oh, oh!
04:08For now.
04:16Yarr!
04:17Oh, oh, nice work, Thomas.
04:20To the paper.
04:20To the paper.
04:34And now I'll be in such a fine mood,
04:39And now I'll be in such a fine mood.
04:46Now I'll be in such a fine mood.
04:49And now I'll be in such a fine mood.
04:49I don't take lightly to no stowaways.
04:52You know what I do to stowaways?
05:02Huh?
05:04Oh, sorry.
05:05No, I don't feed them and make them comfortable
05:08and see to their every need,
05:10but you're half right,
05:11because there will be some feedin'
05:14to me mascot.
05:17Sorry, little fella.
05:18I'm just translating.
05:33What's that you say?
05:36You want to bargain for your life, Judy?
05:38What do you say?
05:45Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ar.
05:47A treasure, says ye.
05:49Well, what?
05:51That makes the sweetpot sweeter, doesn't it?
05:53And where might that be?
05:59Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yar.
06:01Well, if it ain't the ship of me no-good brother, Red Pirate Ron.
06:06So, you're saying he found a treasure map, are ye?
06:16Well then, let's pay him our traditional family visits, says I, huh?
06:44Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
06:48Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
07:01Oh, wow! What in the name of Davey Joseph's locker room?
07:15Oh, me hated brother Blue Pirate Bob. So, you smell me treasure map, huh?
07:22Well, come and get it!
07:37Oh, my God.
07:40Just one топ alert.'m
07:40Oh...
07:40Oh,
07:40my God. ...
07:48Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:46Oh, my God.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:26Oh, my God.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:54I understand a word he's saying.
10:56I hear you.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:58Break time's over.
11:59Oh, got to run.
12:01See you, Stan.
12:03Lash, you swine.
12:05I'll send you to the bottom of the sea.
12:26I'll see you, Stan.
12:27Oh, my God.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:50I don't know.
13:17I don't know.
13:51This is for all that time you spent hogging the bathroom, Brother Bob.
13:57Who am I translating for?
14:00Oh, well, no one, I guess.
14:03Just habit.
14:30Oh, well, no one, I guess.
15:12Oh, well, no one, I guess.
15:14Oh, well, no one, I guess.
15:32So, thought you could steal me treasure map, you scurvy dog.
15:48Go get that map, you mangy cat.
15:56There's an extra ration of kippers in it for you.
16:11Go get that map, you scurvy dog.
16:57I don't know.
16:59I don't know.
17:32I don't know.
17:32I don't know.
17:32I don't know.
17:32I don't know.
17:34Earth.
17:39I don't know.
18:02I don't know.
18:11I don't know.
18:14I don't know.
18:41I don't know.
18:56I don't know.
18:57I don't know.
18:57I don't know.
18:58I don't know.
19:21I don't know.
19:30I don't know.
19:32I don't know.
19:36I don't know.
20:12I don't know.
20:21I don't know.
20:52I don't know.
20:53I don't know.
20:53I don't know.
21:13I don't know.
21:14I don't know.
21:27I don't know.
21:37I don't know.
21:57I don't know.
22:09I don't know.
22:09I don't know.
22:30I don't know.
22:37I don't know.
22:54I don't know.
22:57Oh, my God.
23:36A pirate run!
23:39Abandon ship!
23:42Yeah!
23:46Start lowering the boat!
24:07Well, Thomas, since all this be your fault, ROW!
24:21I'll see you real soon!
24:28Having decided their ship was of no further use to them,
24:33the pirates set out in their lifeboat to find the treasure.
24:39They faced peril after peril
24:42and extremely unpleasant seasickness.
24:48At all last, they reached their accursed goal.
24:57Yur!
24:58Yul Ho Island!
25:01The place on the map where the treasure be buried!
25:05Yul Ho Island!
25:10Yul Ho Island!
25:13Yul Ho Island!
25:14Rest assured, lads.
25:15The dangers here be many.
25:18And the rewards be few.
25:21Yul Ho Island!
25:21Yul Ho Island!
25:24Yul Ho Island!
25:25Yul Ho Island!
25:32Yul Ho Island!
25:43Yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh!
25:46Yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh!
25:46Best fan of this is going to be a premanent employee record!
25:53Oh, my God!
26:33I don't know.
26:55I don't know.
27:20I don't know.
27:56I don't know.
28:29I don't know.
28:30I don't know.
29:08I don't know.
29:46I don't know.
30:16I don't know.
30:26I'll gather up all the itty bitty pieces and feed them to the...
30:32feed them to the...
30:35to the...
30:38huh.
30:48Get them, boys!
31:03Get up, ye bumbling primates!
31:05I know what they're after!
31:08They're here for the treasure!
31:16Quiet, you!
31:20Quiet, you!
31:31What the hell!
31:35Oh...
31:50You know what I'm saying?
31:53I know what I'm saying...
31:53You know what I'm saying?
34:37Ah, fine.
34:41So you're here's sinking the treasure, are you?
34:47No, don't talk, I knows you are.
34:49So there ain't no use lying.
34:52Now, I ain't gonna hurt you.
34:54All that spooky speechifying earlier was just to try and scare you off.
34:59But I do want to warn you, do you know why I, Barnacle Pole, be on this island in the
35:06first place?
35:10No, not the coconuts, though they be mighty tasty.
35:17No, not the bananas either, though high in potassium they be.
35:24No, it ain't for the monkeys either, though they do keep a tiny jungle clearing.
35:31No, it all started 40 years ago.
35:40When me and me two brothers, Ron and Bob, had a love of treasure maps, one day we found in
35:48our collection the most prized map of them all.
35:51The treasure of the Spanish Maine, that's Maine as in M-A-N-E, the fortune amassed by Don Diego
36:01Clipper Shears, the most famous wakemaker in Spain.
36:05He'd hidden his fabulous, well-funded offshore island for tax purposes, and I aimed to plunder it.
36:15Of course, me brothers had the same idea.
36:18They say the map were cursed.
36:20Maybe that'd be why the sound our fighting was more than our sweet mother could bear.
36:28Sure!
36:33Oh!
36:43So she dispatched every last one of our maps.
36:53While Ron and Bob spent the next 40 years trying to find them,
36:59I was the only one what had seen enough of the Spanish Maine map
37:03to remember where the island be.
37:07Sweet mother of pearl!
37:09I had no idea there'd be no working bathrooms on the island, and I was horrified.
37:16But I may do, and after searching 40 years,
37:20I never found the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
37:24I'm telling you this, so you'll turn back now,
37:28and you won't have to live through the same despair I have.
37:41Now, if only I'd had that back.
37:45That would have been a totally different story.
37:55Oh, you're going anyway, eh?
37:57Well, good luck!
37:59No, just because I've failed for 40 years
38:03don't mean ye will.
38:05No, go!
38:07Have fun!
38:08When the madness sets in,
38:13be sure to say hi for me!
38:18Yaa-ha-ha-ha!
38:21Oh-ho-ho!
38:23Well,
38:24if it ain't me own brother,
38:26Purple Paul!
38:27I told you!
38:29I don't want to be part of your whole color scheme name thing!
38:35I'm Particle Paul!
38:38Yarr!
38:39Quiet, you!
38:41Hiya, Chuck!
38:43Yarr!
38:44Yarr!
38:45That cat stole me map to the treasure of a Spanish Maine!
38:54The Spanish Maine?
38:56That be the map to the Spanish Maine!
39:04Get it!
39:08Let's go.
39:43I don't believe it.
39:45After all these years,
39:47we are going to finally find the treasure of the Spanish man.
39:52Oh, yeah.
39:55Oh, sure.
39:57We.
40:02True.
40:03True.
40:16True.
41:08This be where the X on the map be located.
41:13Last, I always meant to search here.
41:16Does it count if I meant to search here?
41:20Er, you are.
41:22No.
41:29Avast, me brother.
41:31Tis the animal's scallowags.
41:49Arr, a split.
41:51That'd be a difficult shot to make.
42:16Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr!
42:17Oh, dear.
42:19Oh, I'm not repeating that.
42:22Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr...
42:59Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr.
43:04Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr!
43:17Arr, Arr, Arr, Arr!
43:22Why?
43:22Oh, my God.
44:00Well, that was close.
44:02But now that we all be back together, let's try and stay together.
44:27X marks the spot.
44:30X marks the spot.
44:31X marks the spot.
44:41X marks the spot.
44:45X marks the spot.
45:00X marks the spot.
45:06X marks the spot.
45:19X marks the spot.
45:22of the treasure of the spanish main unfortunately that makes you feel and
45:33all these must first get by
45:48you do not get to be the most famous wig maker in spain without knowing a little magic
45:55how else could someone make all those old guys want to wear long curly hair it looks ridiculous
46:07behold the guardian of the treasure of the spanish main
46:26yeah well it was the only thing we had on the ship to model it after
46:43you did not think i would just give you the treasure did you
46:52farewell fools
47:12so
47:18so
49:26So, you defeated my guardian, eh?
49:31Well, good for you.
49:33But I bet you did not bring back the key.
49:46Ah, so you have.
49:49Well, congratulations.
49:59This is the lock to the door.
50:02You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle of how the key opens it.
50:09And you will have to be very crafty indeed, because it won't be...
50:18Okay, yes, I suppose that was a little obvious.
50:23You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
50:27Fabulous reaches await you within.
50:31Reaches beyond your wildest breeze.
50:53I guess he is in too much of a hurry to hear about the horrible traps that protect the treasure
51:03inside.
51:05Oh, did I forget to mention those?
51:10Well, I do not have a brain, so it's tough to remember things.
51:17That's it.
51:20Well, I do not have a brain.
51:20Well, I do not have a brain.
51:23Oh, I do not have a brain.
51:28But I've been waiting for you.
51:29I do not have a brain.
51:46That is right! The old trap-smashing stair that smashes down on you from the ceiling, Trigg!
51:54You may as well turn back, because the rest of the stairs are all trapped!
52:01There's no way anybody could possibly...
52:06Hey, what are you doing?
52:16I am fine. Thanks for asking.
52:53Welcome to the Mind Your Memory game!
52:57I am going to show you an ancient cryptic rune, and you are going to have to memorize it.
53:05Oh, did you catch that? I hope so, because now you have to find it again.
53:11Amongst all these, whichever rune you choose, a door will open to let you out.
53:19But if you choose the wrong rune, that lightning rod up there will zap your baton.
53:28No pressure. And... go!
53:38We have officially started! Choose a rune!
53:47Today! Choose a rune today, please!
53:57Got places to be! Things to do!
54:09How would you just hurry up and...
54:20Hmm...
54:20Well, I said the door would open after you chose, and...
54:24Technically, you did choose.
54:27So, I guess I cannot make a liar out of myself now.
54:35Ohh!
54:41Oh!
54:43Oh!
54:51Yes!
54:53Mm-hmm!
54:59There!
55:00Yes, it is true. All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
55:09So go ahead, take it.
55:12Go on, what are you waiting for? Take it, it is yours.
55:19What? You think there is a catch?
55:25Well, you are right, there is a catch.
55:38If you can get past this, the treasure of the Spanish main is all yours.
55:45Fortunately for me, you will not.
55:48Ha, ha, ha!
55:49Ha, ha, ha.
56:26Hey, that's it.
56:30That is the big climax to the fabulous treasure hunt.
56:35Oh, that is just great.
56:39Fantastic.
57:06Ah, you can take the emergency exit.
57:09What do I care?
57:12I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.
57:16It is not like I go out much.
57:19I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:26Maybe this is the year I finally turned the place into a bed and breakfast.
57:58I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:28I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:43The treasure!
58:45For the last time, quiet you!
58:52Oh, you're even more...
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