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00:01.
00:03.
00:03Okay.
00:28He's starting.
00:43He's starting, he's starting, he's starting.
00:45He's starting, he's starting.
00:47He's live.
01:08He's starting, he's starting, he's starting, he's starting.
01:15Okay, he's starting, he's starting, he's starting, he's starting.
01:35Okay, yep, he's alive, yep, he's alive.
01:37Okay, so he just barely started the stream.
01:44So, holy shit, oh my gosh, he's alive.
01:47Okay, so, holy, chill out.
01:51Okay, so we're up here right now, we're in the ceiling.
01:53We're gonna wait for him to start playing Rivals.
01:55By the way, everybody go spam poop in his chat.
01:57Because I know for a fact, some of you guys are probably switching.
02:01So, go spam poop, go spam poop, go spam poop.
02:05W, W, why are you spamming Cruz?
02:09Cruz Raven?
02:10What the way?
02:11Wait, Chad, is Cruz live?
02:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't go to the stream.
02:14Yo, W, Cruz, bro.
02:15Um, Cruz is new.
02:19What are you guys talking about?
02:21Okay, you know what, bro?
02:22You read the title, right?
02:24You read the stream.
02:25Stream ends when I lose in Rivals.
02:26Who wants to play in Rivals right now, bruh?
02:30Who wants to play me in Rivals, bruh?
02:31Sam will go play in Rivals.
02:32He's such a loser.
02:33He's such a loser.
02:33Um.
02:34Oh my gosh.
02:36Oh my gosh.
02:36Oh my gosh.
02:38Bro, let's play some Rivals, bro.
02:41Let's play some Rivals.
02:42Extract.
02:43Extract, I bet.
02:45Yo, fabulous.
02:47Oh, he's playing, he's playing, he's playing, he's playing.
02:48He's playing.
02:50He's playing.
02:51Oh, W, bro.
02:52W, W, W.
02:53Um, yeah.
02:56He's playing, he's playing, he's playing.
02:57Hold on, okay, yeah, let me, uh, let me do the intro, bro.
03:00Um, who wants to play Rivals?
03:01Um, yeah, so.
03:02Who's gonna do the intro?
03:03Basically, uh.
03:06Let me go back to the chat.
03:07Okay, okay.
03:08He's about to start playing Rivals.
03:09Chat plan is about to start now.
03:11Let's go.
03:12Ouch!
03:13Frick!
03:13Ow!
03:14Ow!
03:14Ow!
03:15Ow!
03:15Ow!
03:15Ow!
03:15Ow!
03:17Ow!
03:17Ow!
03:25What do you guys mean he knows?
03:27Huh?
03:28W, haircut, thank you.
03:30Uh, we're gonna wait for him to start playing Rivals.
03:32And I'm gonna get there, we're gonna get the mouse, and we're gonna make him lose in every single match
03:36that he plays.
03:36It's gonna be really funny.
03:38He's probably gonna start crying, even though he's a grown man.
03:40Alright, let's play some Rivals!
03:41Oh!
03:42Oh!
03:43Let's play some Rivals, chat!
03:44Sorry, I had to fix that on my camera.
03:46Alright, let's go.
03:47Let's go, let's go.
03:48He's playing Rivals, let's go.
03:49Alright, I'm just gonna join a random private server.
03:51Um, actually, no.
03:52You wanna do that?
03:53I'm gonna join a public server.
03:54Ouch.
03:55I'm gonna join a public server.
03:56Okay, let's go.
03:57Um, I'm just gonna like, I'm just gonna like, I'm just gonna play.
04:03I gotta warm up first, I gotta warm up first, bro.
04:05Okay.
04:11Alright, uh, first person 1v1, bro!
04:16Let's go, let's go, let's go!
04:17He's in Rivals, he's in Rivals.
04:19He's doing it, he's doing it.
04:20Let's do it, let's do it.
04:21Okay.
04:22I'm gonna turn the mouse.
04:34He doesn't know that I know, he doesn't know that I know.
04:37It's working, it's working, it's working, it's working, it's working, it's working, it's working.
04:41Okay.
04:42Let's go.
04:42Waiting for players, one of two.
04:44He's about to get in the game, he's about to get in the game.
04:45Um, poop.
04:46Okay.
04:46Cruz is in the chat.
04:47Oh no, Cruz.
04:48Don't be Cruz, bro.
04:49Um, look behind you, he's obese.
04:53Wait, steak is in my room?
04:56Alright, you know what, bro?
04:57No, no, no, bro.
04:57I'm just gonna join, I'm gonna join.
04:59I am gonna join your private servers.
05:01Um.
05:03How's he not seeing me yet?
05:05Aw, as heck in here, bro.
05:07Guys, add me to your servers.
05:09Or.
05:10Freaking idiot.
05:11Okay.
05:11Um.
05:14Get the mouse.
05:14Okay, we got the mouse ready.
05:15As soon as he gets into a game, we're gonna start messing with him.
05:18Chat, tell him to join a game.
05:20Guys, tell him to join a game, tell him to join a game.
05:22Extra!
05:23What up, Extract?
05:25He can't hear me, by the way.
05:26He has headphones on.
05:30Uh.
05:31Alright.
05:33Cruz thinks he's slick.
05:35Um.
05:36Extract.
05:38Alright, let's go, bro.
05:39Let's do it.
05:40He knows.
05:40Guys, if he knows, he would've busted me.
05:42He doesn't know.
05:43He would've come up and got me.
05:45He would've come up and got me.
05:46But.
05:47Guys.
05:48The stream.
05:49Guys.
05:49He would've come up and gotten me.
05:51If he's watching.
05:52He doesn't know.
05:53Sniper.
05:55Daggers.
05:55Let's go.
05:56Let's go.
05:56Let's go.
05:57Let's go.
06:14Let's go.
06:17How the frick did he win?
06:20How the frick did he win?
06:21How the frick did he win?
06:22How the frick did he win?
06:24How the frick did he win?
06:24How the frick did he win?
06:25Are you serious?
06:26How the frick did he win?
06:26or
06:42He's not broken. What is going on?
06:46What is it working? Is it working?
07:03Wait, I'm gonna keep moving. I'm gonna keep moving. Look. Oh my gosh, bro. What is going on?
07:12Bro, what is? Oh my gosh. This is so dumb, bro.
07:16What the fuck?
07:18Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
07:23Kill me. You might as well just kill me.
07:24Why are you listening to my shit right now?
07:26This idiot. This idiot doesn't even realize I plugged a mouse into his thing. This idiot.
07:31Why are you saying he knows? Why are you saying he knows? He does not know. He's acting. He knows.
07:37Guys, no he does not. If he knew, he would have busted me.
07:40What the fuck?
07:48Bro, what is happening?
07:51Oh my gosh.
07:52Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna shoot again. I'm gonna click. I'm gonna click.
07:58Keep cooking. Yep.
08:00I'm gonna aim. I'm gonna aim right away.
08:02I got it. I got it. I got it.
08:04I got it. My hands are off.
08:06My hands are off.
08:07What is happening to my computer?
08:08Am I being hacked?
08:09He's not hacking.
08:10He's not hacking.
08:11What is happening?
08:12He's being hacked.
08:12What is happening?
08:13Am I being hacked?
08:14Guys.
08:17How did he not hear that?
08:19How did he not hear that?
08:19How did he not hear that?
08:20Wait.
08:22BANG!
08:23Oh my gosh, bro.
08:24Hey, hacker.
08:24He is so hacked.
08:26Hey, hacker.
08:26He is so loud.
08:27Holy shit, he is so loud.
08:28Did you hack me?
08:29He whispered into the mic?
08:30No, you can't make me loose.
08:31No, he did not.
08:32It hits.
08:33I'm gonna throw something at him.
08:34I'm gonna throw this down there.
08:35Oh, yeah.
08:36Let's go throw this down there.
08:37Let's see if you notice this.
08:38Should I throw this at him?
08:39Should we throw this at him?
08:41I'll throw this at him.
08:42Ready?
08:42Bro, what?
08:44Genuinely?
08:46Yes!
08:48Let's go!
08:49Holy crap.
08:50This hurts my leg.
08:50Yeah, hacker.
08:51Hacker.
08:52Yeah, that's what I thought, bro.
08:53That's what I thought.
08:56Check his stream.
08:57Guys, I'll go to a stream right now.
08:58What?
08:59What's going on in the stream?
09:00Oh, we got him for the video!
09:01What is happening?
09:02I'm gonna go to a stream.
09:03What?
09:04TikTok.
09:07I'm on a stream right now.
09:08Guys, stop telling him.
09:09What the frick are you doing?
09:10Stop telling him.
09:11Stop telling him.
09:12Cruz is in the ceiling?
09:14Okay, dumbass.
09:15You spelled ceiling wrong.
09:18Okay, chill, chill.
09:19Stop.
09:20Dude, why does he have three ads?
09:22Holy money hungry.
09:23He has three ads?
09:24What the f-
09:26Look up?
09:26Guys, stop-
09:27That doesn't even count, bro.
09:28Stop telling him to look up.
09:29Stop telling him to look up.
09:30Holy dude.
09:31He has three ads.
09:32What the f-
09:33Wait.
09:33I'm not hacking LOL.
09:35That doesn't even count, bro.
09:36Yeah, sure.
09:36Wait, can he hear me talking?
09:37Yeah, my nose.
09:38Can he hear me talking?
09:39Use my sensitivity all messed up, bro.
09:41Can he hear me talking?
09:42I'm not hacking LOL.
09:43Yeah, sure.
09:44I have my nose.
09:45Wait.
09:46I can hear myself talking.
09:48Hold on.
09:48I'm gonna go.
09:49Oh, fuck.
09:50I'm gonna try one more, bro.
09:51Hey, big Kano.
09:52I'm gonna try one more.
09:53He can hear me talking.
09:56What was it?
09:57Did someone genuinely-
09:58He can hear me talking.
09:59Oh, shit.
09:59Has my computer been compromised?
10:01We gotta keep using the mouse.
10:02We gotta keep using the mouse.
10:03Hold on.
10:05He thinks his computer got hacked.
10:07What is happening?
10:08Does he know or not?
10:09Does he know?
10:10He thinks his computer-
10:12Wait.
10:12Alright.
10:12I think it's fine now.
10:13I think it's fine, bro.
10:14I think it's fine.
10:20Wait.
10:21Why does it not work anymore?
10:22Crossroads.
10:23Crossroads.
10:25Docs?
10:28What the-
10:29It's not working anymore.
10:30Is it not working?
10:31He knows.
10:32What?
10:33Go back in the stream.
10:34To where?
10:35To where?
10:35He does not know.
10:36Guys.
10:38He does not know.
10:39This stupid-
10:40Yeah, hacker.
10:40You know what?
10:41Hacker-
10:41Screw this thing.
10:44I'm gonna keep-
10:44I'm gonna keep using his-
10:45What?
10:47Yep.
10:47Keep clicking.
10:48Aim.
10:48Aim.
10:49Yep.
10:50Aim.
10:50Aim.
10:53Yep.
10:56How the frick did he kill him?
10:58Talk about a clip.
10:59How the frick did he kill him?
10:59Talk about a clip!
11:00Hacker!
11:02You can't make me lose!
11:03Hacker!
11:05How the frick did he-
11:06How the frick did he kill him?
11:06That's what I thought, bro.
11:07That's what I thought, bro.
11:07That's what I thought, bro.
11:07That's what I thought, bro.
11:10How's he killing the-
11:11Yo, yo, yo, yo.
11:12Wait.
11:12I'm gonna keep aiming.
11:13I'm gonna keep aiming and shooting.
11:16I'm gonna keep aiming and shooting.
11:18What the fuck?
11:21How's he killing the...
11:22How's he...
11:23How's he killing the enemy?
11:25Guys, what is going on now?
11:27Watch the start of his stream.
11:30Okay, wait, you guys don't tell me
11:31to watch the start of the stream.
11:32What happened there?
11:33Wait.
11:38What?
11:39Bro, what?
11:40What?
11:41What's at the start of the stream?
11:47What the fuck is happening?
11:50What is happening?
11:51That wasn't even me.
11:52That wasn't even me.
11:54That wasn't even me.
11:56Oh my gosh.
11:58Dude.
11:59That wasn't even me.
11:59Hold on.
12:00Wait, wait, wait.
12:00We gotta go back here.
12:01Hold on.
12:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:07I'm gonna go back here.
12:08Hold on.
12:09Okay, hold on.
12:11Okay, we gotta have a talk.
12:12We gotta have a talk.
12:14We gotta have a talk.
12:14What the freak is going on?
12:15Hold on.
12:16You guys don't tell me to go to the beginning of the stream.
12:18To where?
12:22Who wants to play in Rivals right now, bruh?
12:25Who wants to play me in Rivals, bruh?
12:26Spam 1 to 1 and play me in Rivals.
12:42Who wants to play me in Rivals?
12:44Who wants to play me in Rivals, bruh?
12:44Spam 1 to 1 and play me in Rivals.
12:45Listen to what he whispered.
12:46Listen to what he whispered.
12:47Um...
12:47Wait, what?
12:50Cruise thinks I don't know.
12:51Bruh, let's play some-
12:53He said, Cruise thinks I don't know.
12:56Does he know that I'm doing this?
12:58Does he know that I'm doing this?
13:01Wait, wait, wait.
13:01Do you know that I'm doing this?
13:06I told you?
13:07Shit, does he know?
13:09Wait, I gotta get down then.
13:11Wait, I gotta get down.
13:11I gotta get down.
13:13Hold on, if he-
13:14Hold on, wait.
13:15I gotta get down.
13:15I gotta get down.
13:16Hold on.
13:17Wait, I gotta get down from here.
13:18Hold on.
13:20Wait, shit.
13:20Hold on.
13:21I'm just gonna leave.
13:22I'm gonna get down.
13:23Hold on.
13:24I'm just gonna go.
13:25I'm gonna go down.
13:25Hold on.
13:26If he knows-
13:27Hold on.
13:29I'm cooked if he knows.
13:30Hold on.
13:30I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go down. I'm just gonna leave
13:32I don't think he knows. He's just on rivals. He doesn't know
13:42Wait, hold on. I'm gonna do something really obvious. I'm gonna see if he reacts or not
13:57He's gonna be thinking I'm gonna down for a frick now. He's thinking oh heck no
14:00Well, I'm gonna down from here. Heck to the knock. Heck you know I'm gonna down from here
14:04I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I gotta go to the bathroom
14:19Bruce did not even hear it. What is he doing? What is he?
14:25Sorry about that. Sorry about that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
14:28Wait, let me just my camera. Wait, let me just my camera. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
14:37Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.
14:40Dude that's crazy bro chat. Y'all want to see something cool, bro? Okay, look. So look at this. So
14:45I got these two
14:46I'm gonna eat these, bro. We're gonna do like a mukbang, bro.
14:49He got cheese. He got cheese. He got cheese. He got cheese.
14:53He got cheese. Oh, shit.
14:55He got cheese. Oh, shit. He got cheese.
14:58He's good. Oh, she's got cheese. He got cheese. He got cheese.
15:00Bro! Yo, you know what I've never done, bro? I've never eaten cheese in my loft.
15:05Bro, Jack, should we eat cheese?
15:07Cause I lost in the rivals, bro.
15:10Should I eat cheese in the loft?
15:11Yo, spam 1 if I should eat cheese in the loft, bro.
15:14No, no, no, no.
15:15Should I eat cheese in the loft?
15:19Yeah, bro. Yeah, everyone say yeah!
15:21Bro, bent!
15:22Wait, that's such a good idea, actually.
15:25Wait, bent, bro.
15:27No, no, no, no. Don't. You dare come up here, cheese.
15:29Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no.
15:31I'm hiding. I'm hiding. I'm hiding. I'm hiding.
15:33What the heck, bro? Why is there a mouse up here?
15:36Bro, what the heck? Why is there a mouse, bro?
15:40Do not bring cheese.
15:41Yo, what the heck?
15:43Bro, is this what the hacker was using?
15:46Yo, that's mad funny, bro.
15:48Yo.
15:49Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Why does he have cheese?
15:51I'm gonna put a bunch of cheese on you.
15:53Why does he have cheese?
15:54Stop, stop, stop.
15:55Stop, stop, stop.
15:56Why does he have cheese?
15:57I'm gonna set that right, bro.
16:02Bro, I love cheese so much.
16:03It's just cheese. It's gonna be okay.
16:06It's gonna be okay.
16:06Wait, should I wrap the mouse in cheese?
16:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:10Oh, wait, that's a good idea.
16:12Stop, stop, stop.
16:13Wait, look.
16:14Oh.
16:15Wait, look at this, bro.
16:17Wait, wait, wait.
16:19Why does it say balls up here?
16:21Yo, what?
16:23Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank.
16:24He's bringing cheese up here.
16:25I can't leave.
16:26I'm trapped.
16:28I'm trapped.
16:28I'm trapped.
16:29I'm trapped.
16:29I can go up here.
16:31Oh, this is the ultimate cheese.
16:33This is the ultimate.
16:34Oh, dude, I love cheese so much, bro.
16:37Oh, I love cheese so much.
16:40Yo.
16:43I love cheese.
16:45Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
16:47Stop, stop, stop, stop.
16:47Too far, too far, too far, too far.
16:50I love cheese.
16:51Hold up, bruh.
16:53Yummy cheese, bro
16:58Yummy
17:00yummy
17:02What are you doing up here, Cruz?
17:04Yummy cheese, bro
17:06Bro, what are you doing up here?
17:08Bro, isn't the loft super fun, bro?
17:12What are you doing up here, Cruz?
17:16What are you doing up here?
17:18Why did you put cheese?
17:19Bro, isn't the loft super fun, bro?
17:21You didn't need to bring cheese in this, stop
17:22Bro, what are you doing up here?
17:25Stop, you know what you're doing
17:26What are you doing up here, bro?
17:29That's disgusting
17:30I'm just hanging out, bro
17:32Bro, what are you doing up here?
17:35Stop, you know what you're doing
17:37You, what is the hell
17:39I love cheese
17:40I'm just hanging out, bro
17:43Bro, what am I doing?
17:44I'm not doing anything, bro
17:45I know what you're doing
17:46What are you doing up here, bro?
17:48What is that?
17:51Why are you on the phone?
17:52What am I doing?
17:55I'm not doing anything, bro
17:57What are you doing up here, bro?
18:00Wait, wait, wait
18:01Why are you on the phone?
18:02Stop, okay, okay
18:05Stop
18:05Stop, Blink
18:15You can't just leave me up here, bro
18:18Stop, Blink
18:19That's what I'm getting up, buddy
18:21Dude, come on
18:22Blink
18:23Stop, dude
18:24Let me down
18:26Blink
18:26You can't just leave me up here, bro
18:29Blink
18:30Have fun getting out, buddy
18:32Dude
18:33Blink
18:33Stop, dude
18:34Let me down
18:35Let's go take his brain ruts. Let's go take his brain ruts. Let's go take his brain ruts
18:39Bro, thought he could get away with that bro. Genuinely thought he's gonna get away with that
18:45Bro, I thought he- oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
18:51Wait, wait, wait, let me pull my string, let me pull my string
18:58All right, wait, wait, where's Roblox?
19:01Wait, let me load up Roblox
19:04I need a load of Roblox
19:05I need a load of Roblox
19:08I need a load of Roblox, hold on
19:09Hold on, let me
19:10I need a load of Roblox
19:15Hold on, hold on
19:20Roblox
19:21Yo, what should we do Jack?
19:23What should we do?
19:24What should we do?
19:25What should we do?
19:25What should we do?
19:26Holy crap, he has 600,000 Robux
19:29One of my three two, I don't know
19:30Hold up, hold up, hold up
19:33Hold up
19:35I'm gonna go and steal a brain rot
19:37I'm gonna go and steal a brain rot
19:39Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
19:40I'm gonna add myself to the server
19:46Yes sir
19:49Yes sir
19:50Yes sir
19:51Too far
19:52Too far?
19:52Not far enough bro
19:54Oh wait
19:56Oh I am already added to the server
19:59How about you?
20:01Not a bit
20:03All right
20:04How's it going?
20:07Not a bit
20:09Good doing
20:10Way too far?
20:11Bro, Cruz is never getting out of there
20:13He's scared of the cheese
20:16He's scared of the sacred cheese
20:21He's scared of the sacred cheese
20:22Join friends
20:26Where's Cruz?
20:29Where's Cruz?
20:33Where's Cruz?
20:36Where's Cruz?
20:37Where's Cruz?
20:41Where's Cruz?
20:45Where's Cruz?
20:47Strawberry Lavaca?
20:49Yes please
20:52Yes please
20:54Ooh
20:56Ooh
20:58What do you got right here?
21:00Literally la de la
21:02Yes please
21:04Yes please
21:06Yes please
21:07Yes please
21:08Thank you very much
21:16Did you all hear that?
21:18Did you all hear that?
21:19Did you all hear that?
21:20Oh my gosh
21:21Oh my gosh
21:21What
21:52He knowshe
21:53knows he
21:54knows He
21:54knows Take
21:55more brain rots Take
21:56more brain rots Take
21:58more brain rots take
21:58more brain rots Wait
22:00wait Ooh
22:03Wait
22:03wait Instead
22:05of Instead
22:05of taking some I
22:07should sell some I
22:09should sell some Shouldn't
22:10I? Yeah Huhأن
22:13den
22:14eg
22:14den dun
22:20Odin din din dun?
22:28Huh? Lavaka?
22:29Yes please.
22:32Other odin din din?
22:35Is there a sail check?
22:37Hey, I'm coming. Hey, I'm coming.
22:39Hey, I'm coming. Hey, I'm coming.
22:40Come on, come on, come on.
23:05I'm the milkman!
23:06At ofic I'll extract super shatty $2, since you didn't end STRM when I beat you make me mod.
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24:01Chris?
24:04Put!
24:06The Camera!
24:07Yeah!
24:14Chris?
24:18As quiet as you did.
24:20What did you do?
24:23Chris?
24:40Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Cruz, Cruz, Cruz, I'm sorry, you really
24:51thought you could pull a prank on me? You really thought you could pull a wireless mouse prank
24:55on me? Yeah, you thought that was funny? Yeah, stand up to his boss, back away from his boss,
25:03say sorry for the cheese, do you know how hard it was to get down from that? Cruz, do you
25:06know how hard it was to get out of the ceiling? I'm not saying sorry for some food, say sorry
25:11for what you did, it was hard getting down from the ceiling, I had to move the cheese,
25:14cheese by piece, oh I'm sure bro, I'm sure, dang right, say sorry, no, say sorry, no, say
25:21sorry, no, say sorry, no, no, I'm not playing around with you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
25:30what are you, Cruz, Cruz, Cruz, Cruz, give me the phone, stop, split, what are you, split,
25:40what the, why would you do that? You threw my phone off the roof, dude,
25:52dude, dude, split, bro, you are, oh my gosh.
26:21And look.