- 6 weeks ago
Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:08I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:13honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here at
00:00:20Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me,
00:00:27and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby.
00:00:37You can't keep ignoring me! Why are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again next
00:00:57time I run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be
00:01:03more than just another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend.
00:01:06Oh my god, did she seriously just say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally
00:01:12settle for a one night stand. Typical spoiled jock. Ugh. We both know nothing happened.
00:01:20You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was drugged out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't let
00:01:25finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please!
00:01:35Ah! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:38One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:42Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:49Apologize!
00:01:52Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:02Oh my god, she's so hooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:08Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:24He's kind of hot.
00:02:29No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:31I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident.
00:02:35But it's nothing compared to what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:40Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:06You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:10wanted.
00:03:12Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:19Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:22Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:29What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:35I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:38Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister? Yes. All right.
00:03:46Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of course she is.
00:03:52She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:56Abigail, please, come in. Come in. Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:06Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this house
00:04:11as your home.
00:04:12I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be a
00:04:17good father to you, too.
00:04:21Thank you, Uncle Ben. And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I
00:04:27introduce
00:04:28you to your brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:38It's you. It's you?
00:04:48You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town
00:04:53on a business trip, so this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:04:58You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:07I'm Abigail.
00:05:10How old are you? 17. We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:17Why the hell are you here? I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:22Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or- You just had to transfer to
00:05:26my school,
00:05:27huh? What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make
00:05:31my
00:05:31life miserable? What else did Dad say? He said that since we're brother and sister,
00:05:36we should probably try to get along.
00:05:42Does he really have to be this close? Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:48Fine then.
00:05:51You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
00:05:55because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:05:58Watch your fucking mouth. You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:11What? Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy
00:06:15trying to get along with him.
00:06:25Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:33What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:06:57Hey, sis. What, you looking for this?
00:07:04I... A fruity bra, huh? You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:11Give it back.
00:07:14You want it back? You're gonna have to agree to my three rules. I mean, if you're gonna live in
00:07:19my house,
00:07:19it's gonna be on my terms. What are the rules? Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:26I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way. Okay, easy peasy. Rule number two.
00:07:32You stay at least three feet away from me at all times. Okay, and the third? How about this?
00:07:40You owe me one. Oh, you one? Yeah.
00:07:52What is that gonna be a problem? I didn't say that.
00:08:06I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thigh? It feels so hard. Okay. Don't move.
00:08:16Oh, my God. I just moved in and my new brother already hates me. Living here is gonna be a
00:08:25nightmare.
00:08:28Chris, help. How so you're afraid of dogs, huh? Since when did you guys have a dog? Her name is
00:08:33Bella.
00:08:34She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much. If you want to live here,
00:08:37you're gonna have to get along with her. Can you just tell him to stay back? Why should I? She's
00:08:46more
00:08:46family to me than you are. You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away. Ain't
00:08:51that
00:08:51right? Oh, it's time for school. You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:08:58Whatever. I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:01Again with the attitude. Um, also, one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the street,
00:09:07and Ubers take forever to get here. So, who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:11What? Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:15Uh, go over there.
00:09:17I chew her.
00:09:32Chris, you asshole!
00:09:40Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:50And that is how you do it.
00:09:57Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:03You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day. You're quite different
00:10:08from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:21Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:26Thanks for standing up for me yesterday. Oh, I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:30Oh, my name is Abigail. I'm Kylie. Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:36What? No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:38That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:41Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you. I want to be your friend.
00:10:46Okay then, I guess.
00:10:51You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning. I want everyone to know
00:10:56my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:05Don't go to that party.
00:11:07What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:10Wow, fine. My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:14Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:26Oh, what the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:33A fruity bra. I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:11:41Nope. I need a serious glow up. No more of this childish shit.
00:11:58Okay, that's a good boy. No, these are not toys.
00:12:04These are not toys. These are not toys.
00:12:20Oh, no.
00:12:21A fruity bra to Lacey Doss. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:29Sorry about that. Can you just give it back to me, please?
00:12:31Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:35And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:40Oh, my God. Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:44No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party,
00:12:48and I just bought some underwear too while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:51I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:55Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:01Oh, my God.
00:13:10Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:23I'm gonna hang out with my new friends. I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:28you.
00:13:30Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:41This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:50Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:53Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:57Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:01Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:04You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:11Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:18Hold on. Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:26Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:34Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:45Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:53Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:14:56Ew. That dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:02But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:06Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:09You must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:13Is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:21Juice? What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:23If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:29It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:33No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:51I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:55Friends? With you?
00:15:57My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:02Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:09Hey, guys. Check out my new friend, Abby Fail. She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:16Aw, say cheese. Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:19Hiley, stop.
00:16:20Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:22Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:47Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:49Oh, no. Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:04Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:08Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:13Finally showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday because
00:17:17you wanted to look good in front of Chris. I thought you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:23You slut! You're actually delusional. And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the
00:17:29top. Because I'll just have to put you in your place. Everyone enjoying the show? How about we
00:17:34take this party over to the pool? Let go of me!
00:17:45If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her. Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:51Hey man, what's Kylie's address? Let go of me!
00:17:58Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you! Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:03Enough bitching! Come on guys, she's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:10No, no, no, no!
00:18:24My dress is too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:28Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:38Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:42Aw, cryo you want. This is my house. No one's coming to save you.
00:18:51Oh my god, look at her, this is so going to blow up on TikTok.
00:18:57Abigail!
00:18:58I'm going to go!
00:19:10I'm going to go.
00:19:27Chris...
00:19:28I'm sorry I'm late. Are you alright?
00:19:36Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:38Fun, huh?
00:19:45How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:48What the fuck?!
00:19:54What?!
00:19:55Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:01She's mine. Mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:06Come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:25Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:27Your dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:20:31Hey.
00:20:32Hey, Abigail.
00:20:34Wake up.
00:20:36Don't feel good.
00:20:37She's so drunk.
00:20:39Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:41Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:44Okay?
00:20:52Chris?
00:20:54Yeah?
00:20:55Did you say something?
00:21:07Abigail.
00:21:08Uncle Beth, I mean, Dad!
00:21:10Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:14Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:16Mm-hmm.
00:21:17I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:22Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:21:31Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:21:42Abigail!
00:21:49Stay calm. She's your sister. You don't feel anything.
00:21:54Chris, are you hot too?
00:21:56Oh my God, she's so drunk. And hot.
00:22:03Don't.
00:22:04It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:10Help. Help.
00:22:17Shh. Don't.
00:22:38I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:48Chris, why'd you just touch my lips? And...
00:22:53Are you hard?
00:22:56What is wrong with me? Why do I want my sister?
00:23:00Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:02Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:04I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:06Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:08It was kinda sweet.
00:23:10Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:12You can't.
00:23:13She's your sister.
00:23:40God, what am I doing?
00:23:41Kissing my sister?
00:23:43Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:43Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:55Kris.
00:23:59How do I have you here?
00:24:00How do I have you here?
00:24:25Oh, Chris.
00:24:27Oh, Chris.
00:24:30Oh, Chris.
00:24:31Yes.
00:24:33Yes.
00:24:40Oh.
00:24:41Oh, my God.
00:24:43How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:07Careful.
00:25:22Oh, shit.
00:25:24Why do I actually want that to happen?
00:25:27Ugh.
00:25:35Hey, get back here.
00:25:37Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:38Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:45Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:47There's plenty to go around.
00:25:59I know that you found somewhere bad.
00:26:02Lay your head at night.
00:26:05You better love you right.
00:26:07Ask her by me.
00:26:08There's no much to tell her.
00:26:10What's your teller?
00:26:11That's an oversight.
00:26:13Over, overnight.
00:26:19You're so hot.
00:26:22What?
00:26:24Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:28Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:30Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:34Fuck.
00:26:35Stay cool.
00:26:35Stay cool.
00:26:36Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:37Ah, no.
00:26:38I meant Bella.
00:26:40Which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:43Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:46We got to go.
00:26:47Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:57Remember rule number one?
00:26:59Yep.
00:27:00Total strangers.
00:27:01Got it.
00:27:02Good.
00:27:14What the fuck?
00:27:21Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:24What the fuck?
00:27:25She's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:28Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:30As if.
00:27:31She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:33God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:37Ah!
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39Ah!
00:27:41Ah!
00:28:01Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:04Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school.
00:28:06Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:09Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:13All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:15Boys, warm up.
00:28:38Hey!
00:28:39Stop!
00:28:40Seriously!
00:28:41Oops!
00:28:41Sorry!
00:28:42It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:44Well, totally an accident.
00:29:00Oh shit, my top is gone!
00:29:06Dammit, where did it go?
00:29:09Okay, ladies, that's time!
00:29:11Boys, you're up!
00:29:16Oh no! I think we're missing someone.
00:29:19Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:25Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:27Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:34Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:36No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:39Don't worry, girlie. We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:43She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:45What a fucking slut!
00:29:47Can you please give it back?
00:29:49Uh oh, you're too far away.
00:29:51I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:29:53I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:29:56Hey boy!
00:29:58Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:02Any volunteers?
00:30:06Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:08What?
00:30:09You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:11Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:13All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:15We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:17Let's help her out then.
00:30:19Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:20That's so going viral!
00:30:27Holy shit!
00:30:29What are these? Double Ds?
00:30:31Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:34What should I do?
00:30:38Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:41They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:48God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:50Oh Abigail!
00:30:51Ready or not, here I come!
00:30:56Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:13There ain't a bitch!
00:31:38What's my job?
00:31:40What'd it happen?
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00:31:49Everyone, turn around, now!
00:31:58You're safe, man.
00:32:03Again?
00:32:04Wait, Chris.
00:32:05Don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:08I just wanted to help.
00:32:11You and you?
00:32:11You touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:34I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:37No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:42God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:46He saved me.
00:32:48Again.
00:32:49No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:51Does Chris like me?
00:32:52Even just a little?
00:32:55Abigail?
00:32:56I need to see him.
00:32:57I need to think him properly.
00:33:03Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:05I wanted to ask, are you an Abigail-like, a thing?
00:33:11Great.
00:33:11Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:13Look, bro, I know you.
00:33:15And you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:17Not ever.
00:33:20Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:22You happy now?
00:33:23For real?
00:33:24Nice.
00:33:25I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:27Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:30She's super cute.
00:33:31She has an insane body.
00:33:33She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:35Bro, you're tripping.
00:33:37Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:40She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:44Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:47Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:49He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:33:56I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:33:59I'm totally going to go for her, man.
00:34:02Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04See you later.
00:34:05See ya.
00:34:18Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:21I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:23No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:24You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:27Get out.
00:34:30Get out.
00:34:33Get out, dude.
00:34:36Hey.
00:34:43What are you guys doing?
00:34:52Abigail.
00:34:53Want to go to the movies?
00:34:55Just me and you?
00:35:00No, Abigail.
00:35:02Don't go.
00:35:09Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:10Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:15Chris Lawrence, just watch.
00:35:17I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:19Sounds fun.
00:35:20I'm down.
00:35:21Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:26Take all the time you need.
00:35:37Abigail.
00:35:38What are you doing in here?
00:35:40I have to change.
00:35:40Get out.
00:35:41You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:43Why not?
00:35:50Because.
00:35:52Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:35:55Are you serious?
00:35:56You were unreal.
00:35:57You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:00Get out.
00:36:01I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:06Because I am.
00:36:07I know I am.
00:36:08Get out.
00:36:08That's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:09I said get out.
00:36:15Damn it.
00:36:16Why did I say that?
00:36:17God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm going to explode.
00:36:21But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:25Shit.
00:36:26I should apologize to her.
00:36:32God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm not good enough to say that I'm not
00:36:36good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm
00:36:43not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that
00:36:44I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say
00:36:44that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to
00:36:44say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough
00:36:44to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good
00:36:45enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not
00:36:46good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say that I'm
00:36:49not good enough to say that I'm not good enough to say
00:36:58okay where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt i mean your tits are literally about
00:37:02to pop out okay get out of my way and stay out of my business abigail look i'm just trying
00:37:08to look
00:37:09out for you as your older brother hey oscar is a actual jerk he's just gonna end up hurting you
00:37:14you always see the worst in people chris like with me i'm just somebody with a shitty personality
00:37:20mid-body flat ass flat chest and what was it oh yeah scrawny chicken legs oh and take a good
00:37:30fucking look at these because it's the last time you'll see it asshole fuck
00:38:19like the movie
00:38:23you like the
00:38:42don't mind him have some more fuck
00:39:05what the fuck i'm sorry man my hands lit
00:39:11why did that guy seem so familiar
00:39:17jeez i'm a mess i'm sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:21that's okay i still had a nice time
00:39:32what the hell was she even laughing about what she talks to a guy for like two hours and
00:39:36settling their fucking soulmates
00:39:39hey you got something right there did i get it oh no not quite hold on
00:40:00no no no no no no no this is whack look my sister can date other guys but not my
00:40:06best friend
00:40:08i need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:11yeah
00:40:19does she actually like him
00:40:27oh um thanks
00:40:34you're really cute
00:41:00why why why would i think of him at a time like this
00:41:06i um i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:15you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail
00:41:18that only makes me want you more
00:41:24morning son
00:41:25morning
00:41:26and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend we're gonna go visit the graves of
00:41:29abigail's parents
00:41:32what did you say
00:41:33gross chris
00:41:34wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died what do you mean aren't you her
00:41:40parent you said she was my sister chris i am not playing these games with you today
00:41:43no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:49is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:52no of course not abigail is the daughter of my best friend he and his wife died in the line
00:41:57of duty
00:42:01oh i knew it god i knew it i'm not a freak
00:42:09well i don't know about that
00:42:12then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:15so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play
00:42:20when he's not talking he's really not that bad
00:42:30is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not my sister
00:42:36she falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:37fucking perfect
00:42:40abigail do you know the answer
00:42:45abigail answer the question
00:42:47i um
00:42:48i i
00:42:50i
00:42:51i
00:42:56i
00:42:57i choose b
00:43:01my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play
00:43:05abigail i expect you to pay more attention moving forward
00:43:08yes miss parma
00:43:15still an asshole
00:43:19what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:28chris just wait till we get home i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:33oh my god evie everett is back
00:43:36isn't she chris's girlfriend
00:43:39chris's girlfriend
00:43:40oh the one in the photo
00:43:42the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:44yeah their childhood sweethearts
00:43:46back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back every day
00:43:51he stuck to her like glue
00:43:52then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet
00:43:55she's the youngest principal dancer ever
00:43:57isn't she awesome
00:43:59she sounds incredible
00:44:23evie's back
00:44:25our queen bee's back
00:44:37oh my god they're so cute
00:44:41aren't they just perfect together
00:44:43so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:46oh she's flawless
00:44:48i've never seen anyone so gorgeous
00:44:50so graceful
00:44:51see that's evie
00:44:54the only girl chris has eyes for
00:44:56she's everything that you're not
00:44:58hey guys
00:45:00look what we have here
00:45:03it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:09your teasing drives me mad
00:45:11you pick on me till i'm sad
00:45:13but i still want you so bad
00:45:18you're stubborn
00:45:19you're annoying
00:45:20but your smile's my undoing
00:45:22i think i really like you
00:45:25you kept me up last night
00:45:27thinking about that kiss
00:45:29i'd give you my first time
00:45:31and let you show me bliss
00:45:33stop it give it back
00:45:35give it back to me
00:45:36abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:39no wonder you're still a virgin
00:45:41go on tell us
00:45:42who exactly are you gonna eat lucid to
00:45:46who exactly are you planning to give it to
00:45:48give it back to me
00:45:53kylie cut it out
00:45:57wow abigail
00:45:58didn't know you had it in you
00:45:59miss goody two shoes over here
00:46:01has been two-timing oscar and chris
00:46:04no no it's not what you think
00:46:07don't be shy girl
00:46:07share with the class
00:46:11who is that letter for
00:46:13oscar
00:46:14or chris
00:46:19is abigail's love letter
00:46:20for me
00:46:23the letter is
00:46:25speak up
00:46:25oh my god was i right
00:46:28you've liked chris all along
00:46:30haven't you
00:46:30tell everyone
00:46:31tell oscar
00:46:33who's chris to you
00:46:41i'm the one
00:46:41chris is my brother
00:46:51chris is my brother
00:46:52chris is my brother
00:46:54and this letter is for oscar
00:46:59really
00:47:00really
00:47:00because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:08fuck
00:47:08i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:16i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie
00:47:21plus chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:28i want to go home
00:47:30i want to go home
00:47:30it's okay
00:47:31it's okay i'll get you home
00:47:34abigail
00:47:34your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:45hey abigail
00:47:46you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:47:49is it true
00:47:50i
00:47:51abigail
00:47:52you don't have to be shy
00:47:53i'll say it again
00:47:55i like you
00:47:58i just need you to say it
00:48:01do you like me too
00:48:04i
00:48:05i
00:48:14my brother
00:48:15he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:16so i should probably go home
00:48:19it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:20get home safe okay
00:48:32are you crazy
00:48:33it's storming out here
00:48:34why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:36the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:38flirting with oscar
00:48:39he was just walking me home okay that's all
00:48:42that's all
00:48:43please
00:48:45everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:46i mean
00:48:47didn't you write him those love poems
00:48:49aren't you obsessed with him
00:48:51why are you being so difficult
00:48:52let's just go inside and we can talk about him okay
00:48:55we can go inside
00:48:57if
00:48:58you agree to my third rule
00:48:59what
00:49:00rule number one
00:49:01in public
00:49:03we're complete strangers
00:49:04i can't have anyone know when we live under the scene
00:49:07no way
00:49:07okay easy peasy
00:49:08rule number two
00:49:09you stay at least three feet away from me
00:49:13at all times
00:49:16rule number three
00:49:17no more oscar
00:49:19you're mine
00:49:32that was my first kiss
00:49:40tactically not your first
00:49:42what do you mean
00:49:44never mind
00:49:45abigail
00:49:47abigail
00:49:48i want
00:49:49you
00:50:16chris
00:50:19maybe we shouldn't
00:50:20your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:22no
00:50:23don't worry
00:50:23he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:25he's not gonna be back
00:50:36chris i'm not gonna be home any minute
00:50:43chris i'm not gonna be home any minute
00:51:06i want you to feel me
00:51:17god he's so hard
00:51:23sorry
00:51:23did i do something wrong
00:51:26did i do something wrong
00:51:28you're doing amazing
00:51:38now let me return the favor
00:51:42wait maybe
00:51:43maybe we shouldn't
00:51:44it's okay
00:51:46you can trust me
00:51:48am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:51:51my adopted brother
00:52:02look at me
00:52:15kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:19chris
00:52:20what the devil are you doing
00:52:22dad
00:52:24chris
00:52:24what the devil are you doing
00:52:27dad
00:52:27i'm just uh
00:52:29just exercising
00:52:30exercise
00:52:32please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:37oh shit
00:52:38what am i gonna do
00:52:39what no no no i would never
00:52:41dad
00:52:42come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:43yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:52:48what's this
00:52:53what's this
00:52:56uh it's uh napkin
00:52:58napkin
00:52:58napkin yeah i was um i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch i know i'm not supposed to
00:53:03do
00:53:03that uh what happened again
00:53:05what happened again
00:53:33look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:37isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:39i mean is it
00:53:40he's your dad too and
00:53:42shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:44i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:48chris do you actually like me
00:53:55chris do you actually like me
00:53:58because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make
00:54:02it official so what's with the 180
00:54:04abigail
00:54:05i gotta be honest
00:54:06up until recently i thought
00:54:09i thought you were my real sister like my blood sister
00:54:15what oh my god chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:23oh my god you are silly you are so silly
00:54:26all right all right okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:32idiot
00:54:33a lovable idiot
00:54:38that's my girl
00:54:40what you're looking at
00:54:43ah nothing
00:54:44listen chris i need to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:54:49you and abigail aren't having
00:54:52what what are you what are you talking about
00:54:54listen abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own it was literally his dying wish
00:55:00as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:03what's that supposed to mean what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:06no you're not
00:55:07i mean you get into fights you
00:55:09you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester
00:55:12abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:14she's out of your league son
00:55:32what's wrong
00:55:33what if someone sees us
00:55:34what's wrong with that
00:55:35what what am i not do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:37what no of course not it's just
00:55:40yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:46you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:00see evie i was right
00:56:02they're not actually siblings
00:56:03i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:06since when did you have a sister
00:56:08maybe they're just like really close
00:56:10it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:15abigail is it
00:56:16you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:20not a goddamn chance
00:56:26i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:37oh my necklace
00:56:42that locket
00:56:48oh this
00:56:50two years ago right before i left for england
00:56:53chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:56:55look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:01he said they're a matching pair just like us
00:57:03and that he would wear it every day
00:57:06and that i should too
00:57:07so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:09he said that way everyone will know
00:57:12that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:15love love you forever
00:57:16i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:20but i can tell he really means it
00:57:22and you're his sister right
00:57:24you know how he is
00:57:35oh abigail
00:57:35you are dumber than i thought
00:57:38a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:44it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day
00:57:48and that i should too so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:52no
00:57:54no it's fine
00:57:55chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:01oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:06what a joke
00:58:07just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:09what are you talking about
00:58:11you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:14we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:17want to know what you are to him
00:58:19you're a bet
00:58:21a bet
00:58:28yep
00:58:29ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie
00:58:32he's hated your guts
00:58:33you really think he likes you
00:58:35chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:37chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:40he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:58:45oh look you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:58:49yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:58:51chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:02tell me the truth
00:59:05did you make a bet about me
00:59:07you found out
00:59:11listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:15answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for
00:59:19are you gonna love them forever and ever right
00:59:22right
00:59:24yeah but yeah but it's
00:59:25okay i've heard enough
00:59:27i hate you chris
00:59:32dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:34you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:37everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:42so i told them we have a bet
00:59:45look
00:59:46i'll go apologize to abigail all right
00:59:48that's on me
00:59:49he said i want you to help me get settled in
00:59:52you know with me being new here and all
00:59:54i don't know where anything is
00:59:56don't worry bro
00:59:56i got this
00:59:58plus abigail's your sister
01:00:00she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:02you're family
01:00:03that's what family is for
01:00:10chris is such an asshole
01:00:12a total fucking jerk
01:00:15i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:16what am i gonna do
01:00:22it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:25so you knew about it too
01:00:26yeah
01:00:28sorry
01:00:31we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:34it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:37you don't have to apologize
01:00:38it's okay abigail
01:00:40this will be the last time you cry
01:00:43ever
01:00:46damn
01:00:47i thought you had this big crush on me
01:00:49you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:00:52i was just caught off guard
01:00:57abigail will you forgive me
01:00:58we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:01oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:05i lied to you
01:01:07chris is not my real brother
01:01:09his father just adopted me last month
01:01:12that's why we've been living together
01:01:14i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:16so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:19he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:21he wants her to be his girl
01:01:25wow that's
01:01:27a surprise
01:01:29so um
01:01:32why tell me now
01:01:33i'm sorry oscar
01:01:35thank you for liking me
01:01:37i just i have feelings for someone else
01:01:45ah
01:01:47so there's someone else
01:01:50well he hurt you
01:01:51didn't he
01:01:52you know
01:01:54i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:01:58is to find someone new
01:02:01abigail
01:02:01i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:04maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:06that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:07who knows
01:02:08you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:11i know that's selfish but
01:02:13god
01:02:14i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:20what the fuck are you doing
01:02:28what are you doing
01:02:29getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:30what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:32oh great it's you
01:02:34what do you want
01:02:34tell me
01:02:36who is oscar to you
01:02:38oscar is my crush
01:02:39he's the guy that i like
01:02:41i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:42what about me
01:02:43what about us
01:02:44bro chris you gotta calm down
01:02:46dude fuck off
01:02:48what are you so pissed off for
01:02:50okay so we messed around
01:02:52we had some fun
01:02:53so what
01:02:54messing around
01:02:55that's all that was to you
01:02:56yeah duh
01:02:57oscar can actually keep up with me
01:02:59do you think i would choose you
01:03:01a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:03tell me honestly
01:03:05do you actually mean that
01:03:06of course i do
01:03:09chris
01:03:12since bennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:15eves
01:03:15i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:22chris
01:03:22let's go shopping later
01:03:24i need new ballet slippers
01:03:26and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:28sure
01:03:29yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:31let's go
01:03:35why am i so sad
01:03:37why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:41so there's someone
01:03:43it's chris isn't it
01:03:44nope
01:03:45i absolutely cannot stand him
01:03:48i mean it
01:03:49i hate chris
01:03:50yeah yeah sure
01:03:51got it
01:03:53well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:03:56dinner's on me
01:03:57you don't mind if i'm using you
01:03:59not at all
01:04:00i kind of like the rush of it
01:04:12try this
01:04:14sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:16okay
01:04:23oh wow
01:04:24you guys here on a date
01:04:26mind if we join
01:04:29you're my guest
01:04:44oh wow
01:04:45she's actually allergic to fish
01:04:48my man
01:04:51aww
01:04:52you and your sister really are super close
01:04:58yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me
01:05:02doesn't he
01:05:08let go
01:05:10what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:14here
01:05:15let's get you some steak
01:05:19say ah
01:05:20open wide
01:05:24there you go
01:05:25say ah
01:05:26oh
01:05:27nice
01:05:33i sure do love my steak
01:05:35well let's get you another bite then
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38that's enough chris
01:05:39aww chris has always been so playful
01:05:41am i right
01:05:42he used to do stuff like that to me
01:05:44all the time
01:05:46honestly
01:05:47i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:05:52i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:04are you full
01:06:06if you're done let's go home
01:06:08hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:11you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:15oscar
01:06:16didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:19you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:22abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:25so trust me i'd know
01:06:26let's go home
01:06:31let's go home
01:06:32no thank you
01:06:34i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:36and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:39i said let's go home
01:06:41chris you're scaring abigail
01:06:43come on oscar let's go
01:06:49well just me at home the night eves uh want to come over
01:06:52of course
01:07:06abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:08don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:12i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:15your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:19you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:24bottoms up
01:07:25come on
01:07:26this is fun
01:07:27but we uh
01:07:28we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:29the cops show up
01:07:31we're busted
01:07:34fuck
01:07:35cops here we gotta go
01:07:40oh
01:07:41oscar
01:07:45wow
01:07:46i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:07:54how's it taste
01:07:55do you want to try
01:08:00fuck fuck fuck
01:08:02god please what is happening
01:08:05get out of the car
01:08:07why
01:08:07i have to go look for abigail
01:08:10chris i don't get it
01:08:11you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:14come on let's have some fun
01:08:15oh cut the act already
01:08:18we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:20and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:24i don't know i
01:08:25i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:27she is not my sister
01:08:33now get out
01:08:43and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:08:45i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:08:49so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:08:52if i hear one more stupid rumor
01:08:54i'm gonna expose the truth
01:08:56in front of everyone
01:09:01fuck
01:09:03oscar
01:09:04two miners right here
01:09:07stop right there
01:09:10shit
01:09:11i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:13she'll freeze my cart
01:09:14she'll confiscate my car
01:09:19oscar wait
01:09:25i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:32abigail
01:09:39damn britt
01:09:40come on let's go
01:09:40stop right here
01:09:44and go go go go
01:09:47let it go
01:09:47let it go
01:09:50run run run go go
01:10:12we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:33why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:36hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:10:42damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:10:56it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:03oh
01:11:04oh nice
01:11:09okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:14he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:16wait wait what sorry come again
01:11:19i asked oscar i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:22okay happy
01:11:23uh no actually
01:11:25not at all explain
01:11:26chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:28so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:33loving evie
01:11:35when did i ever say that
01:11:36the locket
01:11:38the locket
01:11:39the necklace that's for couples
01:11:40it's supposed to symbolize
01:11:42eternal love or whatever right
01:11:43it's proof that you love evie
01:11:46this
01:11:55it's not
01:11:56it's not evie
01:11:57nope
01:11:58so that's
01:11:59my mom
01:12:00she's beautiful
01:12:01so you're telling me
01:12:03this mess was
01:12:04all because of this necklace
01:12:06no that's not it
01:12:07because you bet all of your buddies
01:12:09that you can get me to fall for you within three months
01:12:11so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:13i never said the bet was about making you fall for me
01:12:16the bet
01:12:16what what was it about
01:12:19it was about us getting into harvard
01:12:21i bet oscar that
01:12:22i would get into harvard over you
01:12:25harvard
01:12:30fake dating my best friend
01:12:32to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:34now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:36i think it's time
01:12:39you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:12:41and what punishment would that be
01:12:44chris what are you doing let me down
01:12:47the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:12:51what are you doing
01:12:54punishing you
01:13:10don't do that
01:13:11again
01:13:13using another guy to make me jealous
01:13:14i can't stand it
01:13:15your mind
01:13:16abs
01:13:17no one else's
01:13:19okay
01:13:20i'm yours
01:13:35you're playing with fire
01:13:39don't hold back
01:13:40i can handle anything you give me
01:14:07i can't
01:14:10I'm fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:13People run towards love, call my cause a craze
01:14:16Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:20Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:24Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:27Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:31Because love is war, oh, cool
01:14:33You chase even better than last
01:14:40Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:02Good morning, princess
01:15:03Good morning
01:15:06Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:09What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:15I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:17She is not like you
01:15:18It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:21I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:23You like Chris?
01:15:26Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:28Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:33I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:36That face is good enough for me
01:15:37I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:15:41In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:15:43You're going to meet a boy who treats you right
01:15:44And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:15:47Seriously, dad?
01:15:48I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:15:50She's made me change my ways
01:15:52I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:15:54I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:15:58I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:01Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:03Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:07There are billions of people out there
01:16:09But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:12Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:16The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:19All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:23And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:28Goddamn, dad
01:16:29You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:37So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:16:40That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:16:45Maybe I fell for you first
01:16:46But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:16:50Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:16:53Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:16:58From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:01Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:04We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:08Started a beautiful family together
01:17:10And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
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