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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! (2026) - Full Movie #DRAMAX
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please!
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:03Whoa!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please! My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:29he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:43are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:01married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:17a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:43yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:52me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:56have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:04i can topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:30on
00:04:44how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:04:51don't
00:04:51know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:56general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:05:03condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:05:33best
00:05:33for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:01methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:09who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:16wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:20that's correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:27that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:33she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one
00:06:40that can truly save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come
00:06:48put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars
00:06:56there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:13who the hell is she
00:07:14dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:16she's gonna save your brother
00:07:18don't be ridiculous
00:07:20how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:23exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:27she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:31ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:34i bet it has fleas
00:07:36that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:40don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:47don't touch him
00:07:50they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:52but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:56so step aside
00:07:58i'll take it from here
00:07:59could you hold this
00:08:01oh oh oh oh
00:08:02you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:04i'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:06and a former general
00:08:08i know a gold digging whore when i see one
00:08:11i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:16who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:21a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:26ew
00:08:28disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now
00:08:35let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander and to no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try
00:08:51you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:54all right i'll give you a shot
00:08:56but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:03is that any way to ask for help
00:09:06you'd be blessed to have me
00:09:08and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:11but since i'm not welcome here
00:09:14i'll leave
00:09:16devon come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:18no miss trixie
00:09:20my brother is a hero to me
00:09:22i can't lose him
00:09:24well if he's a hero to you
00:09:28then that means he must be a good person
00:09:30my brother is a war hero
00:09:32who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:35also he's great with puppies
00:09:36he'd make a great husband
00:09:40who says i want to marry him
00:09:42as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:46of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:49only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:51i mean look at her
00:09:52even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:54you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:58only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:02continue wasting your time
00:10:04but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16oh okay
00:10:19what's happening
00:10:20what are we doing
00:10:32what the hell are you doing
00:10:34i knew she was a perv
00:10:36she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:39do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient
00:10:43are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:48he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:54endogenic cryomorphie
00:10:55yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:10:59oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:03i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:06and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:10what what
00:11:14this
00:11:21is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:23what
00:11:25what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:31why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:36i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:40what is the point of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:44we are all certified
00:11:46but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:50she's right about everything
00:11:53yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:11:58and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:02endogenic cryomorphie
00:12:03oh
00:12:04and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:06because i just discovered it
00:12:08this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:12the chances are a billion to one
00:12:14a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:17but lucky for you all
00:12:18you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:22what a bunch of baloney
00:12:23i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:28precisely
00:12:29you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:31you don't compare to me us
00:12:34who actually studied real medicine
00:12:36i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:40oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:43and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:48which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:52is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:56if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:00i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:02which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:06what is that supposed to mean
00:13:08it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:10and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:14then let's have a bet
00:13:16if you can't heal him
00:13:19you'll break your hands
00:13:21and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:28these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:32you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:34huh?
00:13:36miss tricksy
00:13:36don't risk your hands for them
00:13:38there's too many lives at stake
00:13:43don't worry
00:13:43i got this
00:13:47it's a deal
00:13:49i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:51no one is dying on my watch
00:13:59lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:06are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:09homeless or not
00:14:11if you save my son
00:14:12i'll give you everything
00:14:22i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:25i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:28i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:33prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:36wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:37don't listen to her
00:14:40she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:45firstly
00:14:46this is called greatness
00:14:48secondly
00:14:49even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:52you couldn't get rid of your own
00:14:53ugly moral character
00:14:56what?
00:14:57did you just call me?
00:15:00there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:02and you're standing in my way
00:15:04don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:08now stop getting in my way
00:15:11or i promise you
00:15:12you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:14oh yeah?
00:15:16hey you wanna see real pain?
00:15:17where's the dog?
00:15:18well put down the dog!
00:15:20with pleasure
00:15:36left leaves the wrong bereft
00:15:42you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:47she's been poisoned
00:15:50it was her
00:15:51do you see any poison on me?
00:15:54medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:56but in the wrong hands
00:15:58it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:00this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:03do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:05of course
00:16:07i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:10if i want to save someone
00:16:11even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:30why is she spitting blood?
00:16:31this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:33i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:36angel herbalist
00:16:37this is what i call
00:16:40malpractice
00:16:42this isn't fatal
00:16:43she'll live
00:16:44but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:46well
00:16:47where's the jacuzzi i asked for?
00:16:48jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:49right this way
00:16:50wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:52what the hell is going on?
00:16:53you say you want your son to live on
00:16:55to give you tons of grandchildren don't you?
00:16:58then stop getting in my way
00:16:59every second counts
00:17:02let's go for our dip
00:17:03shall we?
00:17:08general armstrong
00:17:09your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:13are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:17hold on
00:17:17you two are going in there
00:17:19alone?
00:17:21if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:24then sure
00:17:25invite everyone in
00:17:26all right
00:17:28but i warn you
00:17:29no funny business
00:17:59let's get your rent
00:18:01let's get in
00:18:32You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:37Exactly.
00:18:37What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:40She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:44That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:46And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:53Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:55We have to have faith.
00:18:57Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:00Uh, on the streets?
00:19:04Are you shitting me?
00:19:06You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:08Are you nuts?
00:19:09You don't know her.
00:19:10You don't know her background.
00:19:11She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:13That is it, General.
00:19:14You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:16You're right.
00:19:17That's it.
00:19:17I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:19James, let's go.
00:19:20Yes, sir.
00:19:31I told you all to stay out.
00:19:39This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:41We can't be interrupted.
00:19:42Otherwise, we both die.
00:19:48I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:54I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:56No, thank you.
00:20:00You see that, General?
00:20:01This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:04This is witchcraft.
00:20:06I know what this is.
00:20:08This is the dark witch.
00:20:10I've heard of her.
00:20:11She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:17I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:21James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:27You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:39Help me.
00:20:40I just want to...
00:20:45Something's wrong.
00:20:49You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:52Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:20:57That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:06Sir?
00:21:07The SWAT team is here.
00:21:09Captain Morales.
00:21:11My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:17I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:20Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:22We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:29Right.
00:21:30He writes the wrong.
00:21:39Who the fuck are you?
00:21:40And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:43Good.
00:21:44You're awake.
00:21:45I'm saving you.
00:21:47Saving me?
00:21:48By bathing with me?
00:21:50Who are you a fucking spy?
00:21:53Talk!
00:21:53I swear to God, I will have you arrested for this.
00:21:58You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:02I will never.
00:22:04Oh, really?
00:22:18Look who's guilty now.
00:22:21Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:24But it is a biological fact.
00:22:26A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:31Science, okay?
00:22:32It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:34Oh, shut up.
00:22:34...is physically...
00:22:37You just contacted me with your friend.
00:22:39And I'm a professional.
00:22:41I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:43Captain, do something now.
00:22:45Ready!
00:22:51We're almost there.
00:22:53Aim!
00:22:55Get him, boys.
00:22:56Get him!
00:22:59Fire!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:17Those the missiles.
00:23:19How is this possible?
00:23:21It's not even a scratch.
00:23:23I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:25Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:27No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:31She's not the dark witch.
00:23:33Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:36This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:40How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:42That's right.
00:23:43The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:47If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:50Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:51Think about it.
00:23:52We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:54He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:56Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:23:57You're right.
00:23:58This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:03Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:07No, no.
00:24:08Absolutely not.
00:24:09There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:12How could you know for sure?
00:24:14Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:17You're wrong, sir.
00:24:19This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:23It's called borderline revival.
00:24:25She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:29But only temporarily.
00:24:31It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:35That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:38I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:44My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:45He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:50That it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:52The witch doctor.
00:24:54Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:24:58My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:00You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:05I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:11from me.
00:25:13This is it.
00:25:14The finishing touch.
00:25:16I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:19So we can both survive.
00:25:39It's poison gas.
00:25:41Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:46Poison gas?
00:25:47My son is in there.
00:25:49You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:51No, don't worry, General.
00:25:53Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:25:56Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:25:59Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:01And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:04They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:09I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:12It's now or never.
00:26:14Never.
00:26:26What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:28It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:29Wait a second.
00:26:31You don't think that they're...
00:26:33You!
00:26:34You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:36Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:38If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:42Oh my god.
00:26:42Yeah?
00:26:42She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:45I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:49Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:53This is taking way too long.
00:26:56Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:00These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:03Bazooka.
00:27:04She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:07Crap.
00:27:08Oh my god.
00:27:08Get back, son.
00:27:09Oh.
00:27:10Ready.
00:27:12Aim!
00:27:13Oh, shit.
00:27:18Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:32The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:34Shoot her dead now.
00:27:35Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:37I said stand down.
00:27:40Don't listen to her.
00:27:41She's a fraud.
00:27:43A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:45I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:48If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:53Wait a second.
00:27:54Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:56He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:58You can see for yourself.
00:28:00Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:03That is it.
00:28:03No more stalling, General.
00:28:05If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:11Don't hurt her.
00:28:17He's a cure.
00:28:23His pulse is regular.
00:28:25In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:30There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:41Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:43Lysander's warm again.
00:28:44He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:46And his heart is strong.
00:28:48Come, feel it.
00:28:51I saved my son.
00:28:54Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:28:57Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:01I've learned my lesson.
00:29:03I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:08Wait, wait.
00:29:09No, no.
00:29:09There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:14Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:18The goddess healer.
00:29:23Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:25But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:30And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:33It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:35What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:38Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:41Take care.
00:29:42No, wait.
00:29:44Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:46He's right.
00:29:48We are men of our words.
00:29:49And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:29:54And you did just that.
00:29:55Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:29:59I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:02I am already engaged.
00:30:08Already engaged?
00:30:09I am.
00:30:10I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:14And he's coming back today.
00:30:16But don't be disappointed.
00:30:18Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:20I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:22Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:25But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:27Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:30Take the gold.
00:30:31No, really.
00:30:33I don't need anything.
00:30:35I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:40Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:43He's back.
00:30:43And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:48I must go.
00:30:55Hobo close.
00:30:56Halo glow.
00:30:58I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:01It was just dumb luck.
00:31:03She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:06She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:08Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:15I'm going to marry that hobos woman.
00:31:20Oh, my God.
00:31:22I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:28No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:31Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:34I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:39You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:42Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:46Wait, no.
00:31:47We're not brides.
00:31:48I know she's just better than us.
00:31:51Oh, my God.
00:31:53Oh, my God.
00:31:55We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:58She's no average Jane.
00:31:59No, she isn't.
00:32:00She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:02But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable
00:32:08-looking doll?
00:32:08But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:10No normal person could have done that.
00:32:12Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:15I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:17I have to find her.
00:32:18I have to make her my life.
00:32:20She won my heart over, too.
00:32:21But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:25All right, listen.
00:32:26I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:34I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:42Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:44She waited for you for three years.
00:32:47She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:49And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:51One with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:54So get lost.
00:32:56Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:05Grandma.
00:33:06Beatrice, Trixie, Amori.
00:33:09I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:11I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:16In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:19So sign over the house now.
00:33:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:29And I did.
00:33:30For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:33Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:35And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:38Do you have no shame?
00:33:40We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:44when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:52That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:33:57I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:05Oh, yeah?
00:34:07Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:11Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:14And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:19Dude!
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:21And you?
00:34:23You're still nothing.
00:34:25So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:28Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:30Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:34Oops.
00:34:35Yeah.
00:34:35That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:45You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:47I certainly did.
00:34:48In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:02That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:05You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:09My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:16How dare you insult her?
00:35:18It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:20Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:23Poor Edna.
00:35:24She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:27What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:29Show her, Bob.
00:35:35This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:38She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:40She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:43I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:47Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:50You dig?
00:35:51The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:35:54And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:35:57Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:02I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:05I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:10Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:14What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:16It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:24Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:26Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:41At your wedding, I will.
00:36:43What?
00:36:44If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing you with my best friend,
00:36:50why should I do good by you?
00:36:52I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:36:57Fucking bitch!
00:36:58You better keep your word.
00:37:00Oh, that's rich.
00:37:02After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:05Do remember that.
00:37:13Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:16They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:20Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:23I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:27Trillions?
00:37:29That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:34It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:39I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:42That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:48It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:52But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart.
00:37:57But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:03You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:06After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:11I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:15That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:19You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:22I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:25Who actually deserves you.
00:38:27You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:36You said Trixie's crushing my wedding?
00:38:39She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:41She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:46When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:50So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:38:52Yeah, you mean we broadcast that video of you?
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:03Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:05She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my
00:39:10presidential glow up.
00:39:12Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:21There he is.
00:39:23Welcome home, brother.
00:39:26Welcome home, General!
00:39:29Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:35He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:37You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:39Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:43So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:47Fucking coward.
00:39:48According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:51Then we should join her.
00:39:53Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:39:59So she needs our support.
00:40:00Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:02Yes, sir!
00:40:03We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:06Then let's roll.
00:40:21Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:24Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:26Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:31allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:37Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:40Wakeham Stowe, but just taking my last name.
00:40:43Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:46You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay after all.
00:40:52I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:40:58The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:04It's an honor.
00:41:05And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:10We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:13We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:16Not so fast.
00:41:18The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:42You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:45So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:48I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles.
00:41:51Who is she?
00:41:52Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:41:55Just watch.
00:41:59Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:00This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:02You lost.
00:42:02I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:05You know, being this poor.
00:42:08Me?
00:42:09Bum a meal?
00:42:10Trixie, have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:14And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:16Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:18I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:21Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:25And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:28Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:30She's like...
00:42:32See, everyone?
00:42:34Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:39show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:42This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:44They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:49Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:50You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:42:55Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:02You giving me the contract?
00:43:05You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:08So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:14dollar contract?
00:43:15We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:17And I saw potential in you.
00:43:19Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:22But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:25Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:28This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:31They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:34Damn right.
00:43:35You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:38Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:40I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:43Bravo.
00:43:44Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:46Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:48Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:43:50You should make yourself.
00:43:51Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:43:53She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:43:55I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone
00:43:59for me, butch.
00:44:02You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:06Okay, enough!
00:44:07You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:09Your moral posturing.
00:44:11But guess what?
00:44:13Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:16That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:20Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:22And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:24I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:26Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:30See this?
00:44:42Oh my god.
00:44:44Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:48The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:44:51No, absolutely not.
00:44:53I don't believe it.
00:44:54You all sound so scared already.
00:44:56Don't worry.
00:44:57This isn't that contract.
00:45:00It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:05See everyone?
00:45:07She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:08But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:10Look at her following orders.
00:45:11I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:14Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:17That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:23You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:37You misunderstand me.
00:45:39I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:41I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:47You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:45:50I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:45:53Including your head of command, butch.
00:45:56General Lysander Armstrong.
00:45:58You mean the legendary war hero?
00:46:00He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:46:05You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:46:08So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:46:14No one here is going to believe you.
00:46:15If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:46:21And she's not.
00:46:22You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:46:25Show them, butch.
00:46:32See for yourselves, everyone.
00:46:34Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:46:39She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:46:43I'm a major in the Marines.
00:46:45Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:46:51Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:46:56How despicable.
00:46:57She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:47:01Get out of here.
00:47:02No one wants to marry you.
00:47:03No free meals for the poor.
00:47:05Do you see this, Trixie?
00:47:07This is high society.
00:47:09So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:47:14Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:47:22I already have everything one can dream of.
00:47:25But I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:47:29To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:47:32But no.
00:47:34You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:47:37Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:47:42And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:47:47Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:47:51My brother will never take you back.
00:47:53No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:47:57But make me happy?
00:47:58And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:48:12How dare you hit my brother!
00:48:14I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:48:17It's awesome.
00:48:18I do something.
00:48:19Don't worry, my dear.
00:48:21After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:48:25Oh, is that so.
00:48:29Security!
00:48:31Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:48:37or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:48:41I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:48:44Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:48:49Dream on!
00:48:51You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:48:55You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:48:57Enough!
00:48:58You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:49:05On the count of three!
00:49:06I think I quite like it here.
00:49:08Two!
00:49:08Two!
00:49:18Mmm.
00:49:20This wine is so delicious.
00:49:23One!
00:49:24Shoot!
00:49:26Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:49:36It's...
00:49:37It's...
00:49:47Who the hell is this?
00:49:52I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:49:53Did they hurt you?
00:49:55No, I'm fine.
00:49:57But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:50:01You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:50:04I'm a man of my word.
00:50:06They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:50:08Really, it was nothing.
00:50:10I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:50:16Ahem.
00:50:21I see what this is.
00:50:22You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:50:24Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:50:26Don't try to pin this on her.
00:50:28She waited for you for three years.
00:50:29This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man of virtue that a man would die for.
00:50:34Virtue?
00:50:35Don't make me laugh.
00:50:37She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:50:40No man who, in a hundred foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:50:44She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:50:51I see her in the marines.
00:50:54I'm a major.
00:50:55You know, look man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:51:00Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:51:06Ow!
00:51:06Ow!
00:51:07Ow!
00:51:09Ow!
00:51:09Ow!
00:51:11A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:51:15You're a coward.
00:51:25We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:51:30You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:51:34You're only getting off of it because she's so kind, so you're going to do me the favor of never
00:51:38coming near her again.
00:51:39You understand?
00:51:39You want to fuck with me, little dipshit?
00:51:41I'm a fucking major!
00:51:43You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:51:46I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:51:48Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:51:50I thought you were in the marines.
00:51:52What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:51:56He was just a supply boy.
00:52:00War hero?
00:52:02Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:52:05Poor girl.
00:52:06Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:52:10A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:52:13Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:52:19A bum girl and a pimp.
00:52:21What a pair.
00:52:23Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:52:27Maybe we should try to piss them off some more, don't you think?
00:52:31Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:52:40What is all this?
00:52:41Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:52:46But I know that we shared a moment.
00:52:51I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:52:54It's not in my nature.
00:52:57I'm like somebody else here.
00:52:59Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:53:06So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:53:09So I know that you're the one for me.
00:53:14This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:53:19Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:53:21No.
00:53:23First gift.
00:53:28Trixie, I know that you just lost your home, so I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:53:34Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:53:40Second gift.
00:53:43This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:53:49Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:53:51It must be that easy.
00:53:53They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:53:56They've got nothing left.
00:53:58Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:54:00Look, I know.
00:54:02I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:54:05Okay? Which is exactly why my third gift is, um...
00:54:11Well...
00:54:26Cleo!
00:54:28You found my dog!
00:54:33Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:54:34But with you, it's so much more.
00:54:37Trixie Amore.
00:54:41Will you marry me?
00:54:45You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:54:50Yes, I will marry you.
00:55:08Go, go, power couple!
00:55:11Woo! Ha ha!
00:55:12Stop!
00:55:12Okay, stop.
00:55:14The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:55:17Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:55:22No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:55:27Hey!
00:55:28I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:55:32Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.
00:55:36Understand.
00:55:41You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:55:46This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:55:56As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:56:03Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:56:07Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:56:12I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:56:15Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:56:17Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:56:19Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:56:21What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:56:24Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:56:27She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:56:30Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:56:34She's utterly unmarriable.
00:56:39I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:56:43I'd handle them myself, but...
00:56:47I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:56:49Go ahead Lysander.
00:56:57Yes, hello, this is Lysander. Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:57:03Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!
00:57:05Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:57:14Uh, hello? Yes!
00:57:19What?!
00:57:24I'm a bankrupt!
00:57:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:34Hey, hey, hey.
00:57:35Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:57:37That was a real call?
00:57:39People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:57:41My company's dead!
00:57:42It evaporated!
00:57:44It's in thin air!
00:57:47And that's impossible!
00:57:49Who are you?
00:57:51What did you do?
00:57:52Secretary Cho.
00:57:54You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:57:56And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:58:00Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:58:03Then that means...
00:58:06You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:58:09The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:58:13Drake sees Mary.
00:58:14The famed war hero.
00:58:16The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:58:20Now you believe me?
00:58:22Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:58:25There's gotta be some trick to this.
00:58:27You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:58:30It's awesome.
00:58:39I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:58:41Because you've been in the military for so long,
00:58:43you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:58:46Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:58:51Do you want to rub your hands for me?
00:58:53Or I'll have them removed for you.
00:58:55Ah!
00:58:59I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
00:59:05Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
00:59:10Sasa was just trying to save the company.
00:59:12I don't blame her at all.
00:59:14Your double standards are incredible.
00:59:16Okay, you don't want me.
00:59:18Fine.
00:59:18But there's plenty of other efficiency.
00:59:20I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
00:59:2318 years old.
00:59:24Fresh for the taking.
00:59:32I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
00:59:35Thank you, Devon.
00:59:38Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
00:59:45but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
00:59:48You're an insult to all good women out there.
00:59:51No, to all of humanity.
00:59:52So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
00:59:59Wait, everyone, stop.
01:00:03They're impostors.
01:00:08I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:00:13because it was assigned by the Goddess Healer herself.
01:00:16So we won't go bankrupt?
01:00:18The Goddess Healer?
01:00:19You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:00:25Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:00:29The Goddess Healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:00:36That means she's rewarding me.
01:00:38The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:00:42In fact, she's on her way now.
01:00:46So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:00:52Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:00:54If the president and the Goddess Healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:00:59We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:01:02She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:01:07FBI!
01:01:08FBI!
01:01:10You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:01:14Gotcha.
01:01:19Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:01:22No, don't arrest her!
01:01:24Trixie is a good person.
01:01:26Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:01:27Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:01:32The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:01:35We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:01:38Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:01:43She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:01:46Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:01:52out.
01:01:53She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:01:55No!
01:01:56My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:01:59She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:02:06You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:02:10My brother is not a criminal.
01:02:12He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:02:16Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:02:19And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:02:23General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:02:27And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:02:32I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:02:35I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:02:42If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:02:44But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:02:46You don't get to decide, punk.
01:02:48Let's go!
01:03:11Get him!
01:03:12If you can.
01:03:41Get him!
01:03:43Get him!
01:03:44Get him!
01:03:57Get him!
01:04:03Is that enough pain?
01:04:05Or do you want more?
01:04:14Is that enough?
01:04:15Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:04:19Grandma.
01:04:21Meet my new fiance.
01:04:25Wow, your new fiance.
01:04:27He's so manly.
01:04:29Much better than your last one.
01:04:31I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:04:34It's Butch's loss.
01:04:35Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:04:38She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:04:44Bitch, we name calling now?
01:04:46I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:04:48Drown out the poor!
01:04:50Drown out the poor!
01:04:51Drown out the poor!
01:04:53Drown out the poor!
01:04:54Drown out the poor!
01:04:56Drown out the poor!
01:04:56Drown out the poor!
01:04:57Drown out the poor!
01:04:57See Trixie?
01:04:58You've got no connections.
01:05:00No power.
01:05:01You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:05:04We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:05:07So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:05:12Let them eat cake!
01:05:13Hmm.
01:05:23You can't shoot all of them.
01:05:24Grab what you can't, fam.
01:05:26Attack!
01:05:43You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:05:52What the fuck was that?
01:05:53I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:05:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:06:05Damn it!
01:06:06Damn it!
01:06:08You forgot I had a gun too?
01:06:10Haha!
01:06:11That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:06:13Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:06:15We're cornered.
01:06:16I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:06:19Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:06:22I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:06:25They will be punished.
01:06:29Now hold still for me.
01:06:32Right.
01:06:33Ray rides the road.
01:06:45Holy fuck!
01:06:46Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:06:48By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:06:50Is she the goddess healer?
01:06:54I'm all better now.
01:06:56Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:06:58See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:01No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:07:04Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:07:06Sure.
01:07:08You hear that?
01:07:09She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:07:12She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:07:14While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:07:19Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:07:24I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:07:26And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:07:29God?
01:07:30Wrong.
01:07:32But you're close.
01:07:34Bullshit!
01:07:35I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:07:39You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:07:42Then let's see you try.
01:07:43Charge!
01:07:52The hell is this?
01:07:54This is the line between life and death.
01:07:58Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:01I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:08:06You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:08:08What if it's a trap?
01:08:09That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:08:11We ain't afraid of her.
01:08:12She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:08:15Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:08:18I will.
01:08:22Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:08:31I'm fine.
01:08:32Nothing happened.
01:08:34You'll see soon enough.
01:08:35Oh, please.
01:08:36I really wanna die.
01:08:38And you call this the line between life and death?
01:08:40I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:08:43Whoops!
01:08:43Just crossed it again.
01:08:45Whoops!
01:08:46And again.
01:08:47Nothing's happening-
01:08:59No!
01:09:00What did you do to my brother?
01:09:01I didn't do anything.
01:09:02Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:09:05I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:09:08If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:09:11Come on.
01:09:12Major.
01:09:13Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:09:15How was he able to cross the line?
01:09:17See, this must be an illusion.
01:09:22Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:09:24Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:09:34You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:09:35You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:09:37Oh, please.
01:09:38You hurt us first.
01:09:40At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:09:43But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:09:48Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:09:52You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:09:55You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:00When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:10:06Don't touch my wife.
01:10:09And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:10:14You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:10:17But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:10:21That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:10:24Oh, really?
01:10:25Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:10:29You've got nothing on me.
01:10:34Yes.
01:10:34Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:10:41Goddess.
01:10:42Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:10:46Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:10:50Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:10:55Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:10:59God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:11:02I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:11:06You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:11:07A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:11:11Miss Wickham is correct.
01:11:12I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:11:14Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:11:18You hear that, everyone?
01:11:20There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:11:25She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:11:31No.
01:11:32My granddaughter would never do that.
01:11:35Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:11:39Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:11:49First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:11:53and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:11:58Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:12:02I never realized how delusional they were.
01:12:05You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:12:11Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:12:15It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:12:20Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:12:26Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:12:30And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:12:38No.
01:12:39Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:12:43You saved me.
01:12:44Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:12:48No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:12:51We'll riot against you now.
01:12:53Tear her apart!
01:12:55Tear her apart!
01:12:56Tear her apart!
01:12:58Tear her apart!
01:13:00Tear her apart!
01:13:01Tear her apart!
01:13:01The Vice President arrives!
01:13:18Who dare cause ruckus in here.
01:13:23You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:26Wait, what? He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:13:31No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:13:34Right, Secretary Cho?
01:13:35This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:13:41But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:13:45Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:13:47What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:53And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:13:56The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell,
01:14:00and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:14:04He is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:14:09Did you hear that?
01:14:10Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:14:15So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:14:18We got the VP and the president.
01:14:20On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:14:25I told you.
01:14:26Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:14:28This is treason!
01:14:29Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:14:37Hurry!
01:14:38The goddess healer needs us.
01:14:42You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:14:44My brother is a war hero.
01:14:46He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:14:48He was in a coma for two years.
01:14:50If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:14:52Enough!
01:14:53You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:14:56Not just your brother.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:00It's okay.
01:15:02Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:15:05I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:15:09And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:12I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:15:18I truly saved a good man.
01:15:25I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:15:28And what can you do about it?
01:15:30Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:15:33My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:15:37Let's try it out on them.
01:15:40Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:42There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:15:43Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:15:46Despicable!
01:15:46What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:15:52Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:15:56Did you hear that, boys?
01:16:01Oh.
01:16:10Shoot!
01:16:11Wait, that's the president.
01:16:15Whoa!
01:16:24No!
01:16:25Hey, idiots!
01:16:33Oh my gosh!
01:16:35I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:16:37That was...
01:16:38They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:16:41What is this?
01:16:43Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:16:47This is a war crime.
01:16:48These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:16:51You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:16:53I can shoot whoever I want.
01:16:54I have the presidential contract.
01:16:56With great power comes great responsibility.
01:16:58And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:17:02What are you doing?
01:17:03Reverse the poison.
01:17:04And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:17:06That is easy.
01:17:08There's no need.
01:17:10I'll save everyone.
01:17:25It's raining gold!
01:17:28What's happening?
01:17:29Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:17:31It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:17:35She...
01:17:35She is...
01:17:37She is a criminal.
01:17:39Don't worry, Madam President.
01:17:40We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:17:42I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:17:44Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:17:47What are you talking about?
01:17:49The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:18:01This contract?
01:18:03Yeah!
01:18:05Yes!
01:18:05Thank you, first gentleman.
01:18:24My contract, you bitch!
01:18:26And that's not all.
01:18:39This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:18:42There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:18:45Don't you realize?
01:18:46Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:18:50You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:18:52Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:18:55And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:18:58So prepare yourself.
01:18:59Because I'm about to smite you.
01:19:02What are you going to do?
01:19:04The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:19:10You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:19:14Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:19:17So what's your final decision?
01:19:21I'll...
01:19:21She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:19:28I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:19:35Why?
01:19:35Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:19:38You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:19:40You wish, you idiot!
01:19:44I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:19:50I don't understand.
01:19:51I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:19:57And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:20:03You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:20:07You wish, the one and only...
01:20:09And it's...
01:20:10And it's...
01:20:13Her.
01:20:29Welcome, goddess
01:20:41You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:20:44How else did you think I saved you?
01:20:46Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:20:51I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:20:57I chose loved me for me.
01:20:59No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:21:05She took it away just like that.
01:21:08That was our golden ticket.
01:21:10You were once my fiance and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:21:15getting ties with you both.
01:21:17No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:21:23It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, and she's an amazing person.
01:21:28And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her, she's going to be my wife, because she
01:21:34is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:21:41I love you.
01:21:55All her goals, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:22:00This is all your fault.
01:22:02This is all...
01:22:03You seduce me!
01:22:04Stop off me!
01:22:06You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:22:09Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:22:13I want to be rich again!
01:22:15I'll be your slave.
01:22:16I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:22:18You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:22:22All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:22:27You two should be locked up.
01:22:29And she shall.
01:22:30For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:22:37It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:22:38I never loved you!
01:22:40It's your fault!
01:22:41I was only with you for your money!
01:22:43I don't care!
01:22:43You were rich!
01:22:45I'll see myself now!
01:22:47Rest assured, goddess.
01:22:49We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:22:52My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:22:56I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:22:58That is why I saved you.
01:23:00With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:23:06Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:23:12Let's party!
01:23:13Wait.
01:23:14What if we just got married?
01:23:16Right now?
01:23:17Yes.
01:23:18Well.
01:23:19Woo!
01:23:21Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:23:26I do.
01:23:27I do.
01:23:28I do.
01:23:28You may kiss the bride.
01:23:31I do.
01:23:34I do.
01:23:39I do.
01:23:40I do.
01:23:42I do.
01:23:44I do.
01:23:47I do.
01:23:48I do.
01:23:53I do.
01:23:55I do.
01:23:57I do.
01:23:57I do.
01:23:58You
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