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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:04inky pant.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:13Hey!
00:02:15Hey!
00:02:21Hey!
00:02:24Hey, hey!
00:02:25under Armstrong. His military
00:02:26family basically owns the entire
00:02:28global stock market. He's
00:02:30so hot. Does he come
00:02:32with the money? Yes. He'll even
00:02:34marry you if you can cure him. Money,
00:02:36fame, power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh.
00:02:50I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me,
00:02:57Trixie! Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:02I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment,
00:03:09so that's why
00:03:11I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why
00:03:15marry a vegetable when
00:03:17I can bang a younger stud
00:03:19like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have
00:03:23time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:42That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Oh, jeez.
00:03:51This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God
00:03:55because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh,
00:04:01I wish for you to cure
00:04:02my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains
00:04:06and make a king out of a frog
00:04:08if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother,
00:04:29he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember,
00:04:49you will not marry him
00:04:50unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:00and I have mastered
00:05:01all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition
00:05:05your son has
00:05:06with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like
00:05:29the angel herbalist
00:05:31doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved
00:05:34the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son,
00:05:39Nisander.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:51There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly,
00:05:52I have saved
00:05:53thousands of patients
00:05:54all over the world,
00:05:55but I don't know
00:05:57what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured
00:06:00the earth
00:06:00for the best doctors.
00:06:02They've tried
00:06:02all these methods
00:06:03and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him,
00:06:07there's only one person
00:06:09who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking
00:06:20about the legendary goddess.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her rite
00:06:23rewrites the ronde
00:06:25and her left
00:06:26leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her
00:06:30a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:32We are nothing
00:06:33compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric
00:06:36and elusive.
00:06:38No one has ever
00:06:38seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer
00:06:41is the only one
00:06:41that can truly save my son,
00:06:44I don't care
00:06:44if I go bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come.
00:06:49Put out a bounty
00:06:50to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds
00:06:53the goddess healer
00:06:54will get her
00:06:55five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says
00:07:17she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save
00:07:19your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this
00:07:22shit-stained hobo
00:07:24cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed
00:07:27are getting crazier
00:07:28and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam
00:07:30her way into
00:07:31marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought
00:07:34a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested
00:07:39dirty thing
00:07:40is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal
00:07:43Lysander Armstrong
00:07:44from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge
00:07:53a book by its cover,
00:07:54but I can see
00:07:55from all your faces
00:07:55that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna
00:08:04touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest
00:08:06tycoon in this country
00:08:08and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging
00:08:11whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here
00:08:13because giving blowjobs
00:08:15on the street corners
00:08:16wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what
00:08:19an unskilled
00:08:20whore girl like her
00:08:21would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar
00:08:24trying to take advantage
00:08:25of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:26when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being
00:08:32a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested
00:08:36peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out,
00:08:39you're tossing away
00:08:40your son's last chance
00:08:41at life.
00:08:45Sir,
00:08:45we are at our wit's end
00:08:47trying to find a cure
00:08:48for Master Lysander
00:08:49and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should
00:08:51give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal
00:08:53with her later
00:08:54if she turns out
00:08:55to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right!
00:08:57I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you,
00:09:00if you fail,
00:09:01I'll have your
00:09:02and your dog's head
00:09:03mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way
00:09:06to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed
00:09:09to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here
00:09:11to repay your
00:09:11younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not
00:09:14welcome here,
00:09:16I'll leave.
00:09:18Devin,
00:09:18come find me
00:09:19when you have
00:09:19a different wish.
00:09:20No.
00:09:21Miss Trixie,
00:09:22my brother is a hero
00:09:23to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well,
00:09:27if he's a hero
00:09:28to you,
00:09:30then that means
00:09:31he must be
00:09:31a good person.
00:09:32My brother's
00:09:33a war hero
00:09:34who single-handedly
00:09:35saved this country
00:09:35from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also,
00:09:37he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says
00:09:42I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if
00:09:44the number one
00:09:45hottest 30 under 30
00:09:47would even dream
00:09:48of marrying
00:09:49a penniless bum
00:09:50like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic
00:09:51would be crazy enough
00:09:52to marry her.
00:09:53I mean,
00:09:53look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned
00:09:55herself up,
00:09:56you couldn't find
00:09:57an ounce of femininity
00:09:58on her.
00:10:00Only those cuts
00:10:00in the lowest ranks
00:10:01were bigger
00:10:02over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting
00:10:05your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving
00:10:07this patient.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:21What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:33Oh!
00:10:34What the hell
00:10:35are you doing?
00:10:37I knew
00:10:38she was a perv!
00:10:39She's definitely
00:10:40trying to steal
00:10:41Lysander from us.
00:10:42Do you all not know
00:10:43that's who I can tell
00:10:43you everything
00:10:44that's medically
00:10:44wrong with the patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:47Security,
00:10:47smash her face
00:10:48in for licking
00:10:49my son.
00:10:51He's born
00:10:51with congenital
00:10:52heart disease,
00:10:53has a peanut allergy,
00:10:54and the condition
00:10:55he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:58Yeah, right.
00:10:59I mean,
00:10:59no way you got
00:11:00all that just
00:11:01from licking him.
00:11:02Oh, okay.
00:11:03I've studied
00:11:03every disease
00:11:04known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have
00:11:06the badge
00:11:07of universal medicine
00:11:08right here.
00:11:09And I've never
00:11:10heard of
00:11:11endo-
00:11:12cryo-
00:11:13What?
00:11:14What?
00:11:16This?
00:11:23Is worth nothing
00:11:24when I have
00:11:24the real thing
00:11:25right here.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:28So you think
00:11:29that this
00:11:29crummy walking
00:11:30stick of yours
00:11:31is what?
00:11:32The rod
00:11:33of a sepulius?
00:11:34Why don't you
00:11:35go back
00:11:35to the homeless
00:11:36asylum
00:11:36where you came
00:11:37from
00:11:37if you're going
00:11:38to be this
00:11:38delusional?
00:11:39I agree.
00:11:39I mean,
00:11:40even if she
00:11:41does solve
00:11:41this medical
00:11:42mystery,
00:11:43what is the
00:11:43point as of
00:11:44doctors who
00:11:45have studied
00:11:46for years?
00:11:47We are all
00:11:47certified.
00:11:49But Lysander
00:11:49does have
00:11:50congenital heart
00:11:51disease.
00:11:52She's right
00:11:53about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she
00:11:58just throws out
00:11:58a bunch of
00:11:58fake diagnoses,
00:12:00one of them
00:12:00is bound
00:12:00to be right.
00:12:01And again,
00:12:02there is no
00:12:02such thing
00:12:03as endo-cryo-
00:12:04what-what?
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphe.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:07And of course
00:12:07none of you
00:12:08have heard of it
00:12:08because I just
00:12:09discovered it.
00:12:11this condition
00:12:12only affects
00:12:13those with
00:12:13both CHD
00:12:14and a peanut
00:12:15allergy.
00:12:15The chances
00:12:16are a billion
00:12:16to one.
00:12:17A hundred
00:12:18times rarer
00:12:18than winning
00:12:19the lottery.
00:12:20But lucky
00:12:20for you all,
00:12:21you've hit
00:12:22the jackpot
00:12:22by finding
00:12:23me.
00:12:25What a bunch
00:12:25of baloney.
00:12:26I mean,
00:12:27you wouldn't
00:12:27be homeless
00:12:28if you were
00:12:29actually any
00:12:30good.
00:12:31Precisely.
00:12:32You are
00:12:32just a scamming
00:12:33prostitute.
00:12:34You don't
00:12:35compare to
00:12:36me,
00:12:36us,
00:12:36who actually
00:12:37studied
00:12:38real medicine.
00:12:39I bet
00:12:40you were
00:12:41too poor
00:12:41to go
00:12:42to real
00:12:42medical school.
00:12:43Oh,
00:12:44so she
00:12:44went to
00:12:44the
00:12:45super
00:12:45circus
00:12:45instead.
00:12:47And now
00:12:47she's here
00:12:48putting on
00:12:48this clown
00:12:49show
00:12:49coming up
00:12:50with fake
00:12:50diseases,
00:12:51which mean
00:12:52nothing,
00:12:53if you can't
00:12:54wake him up.
00:12:55Is that
00:12:55supposed to
00:12:56be a challenge?
00:12:57Oh,
00:12:57yeah.
00:12:59If you
00:12:59three incompetent
00:13:00doormats
00:13:01want to
00:13:01show me up,
00:13:02I think
00:13:03you all
00:13:03should grow
00:13:04parts of
00:13:04your brain
00:13:05back.
00:13:05Which,
00:13:06by the way,
00:13:07that condition
00:13:07is called
00:13:08an
00:13:09deathily.
00:13:09What is
00:13:10that supposed
00:13:10to mean?
00:13:11It means
00:13:11you're being
00:13:12schooled by
00:13:12me,
00:13:13and I'm
00:13:13about to
00:13:13walk all
00:13:14over your
00:13:14medical
00:13:15licensees.
00:13:17Then let's
00:13:18have a bet.
00:13:19If you
00:13:20can't heal
00:13:20him,
00:13:22we'll break
00:13:22your hands.
00:13:24And then
00:13:25you can't
00:13:26pretend to
00:13:27have healing
00:13:28hands anymore.
00:13:31These hands
00:13:31have saved
00:13:32more lives
00:13:33than all
00:13:33three of you
00:13:34combined.
00:13:35You're that
00:13:35desperate to
00:13:36get rid
00:13:36of your
00:13:37competition,
00:13:37huh?
00:13:38Miss
00:13:38Trixie,
00:13:39don't risk
00:13:39your hands
00:13:40for them.
00:13:41There's too
00:13:42many lives
00:13:42at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry,
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:50It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save
00:13:52Lysander
00:13:53Armstrong.
00:13:54No one
00:13:55is dying
00:13:55on my
00:13:55watch.
00:14:02Lysander
00:14:02Armstrong has
00:14:03been in a
00:14:03vegetative state
00:14:04for two
00:14:05years.
00:14:09are you
00:14:10stopping me
00:14:10because you're
00:14:11scared I'd
00:14:11actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or
00:14:13not,
00:14:14if you save
00:14:15my son,
00:14:15I'll give you
00:14:16everything.
00:14:25I'll even
00:14:25have Lysander,
00:14:26my heir,
00:14:27marry you.
00:14:28I'm not doing
00:14:29this for the
00:14:29money or for
00:14:30a wealthy
00:14:30husband.
00:14:31I just
00:14:32believe in
00:14:32helping good
00:14:33people and
00:14:33doing the
00:14:34right thing.
00:14:36Prepare a
00:14:36jacuzzi set
00:14:37at exactly
00:14:37113 degrees
00:14:38Fahrenheit.
00:14:39wait,
00:14:39wait,
00:14:39what for?
00:14:41Don't
00:14:41listen to
00:14:42her.
00:14:43She probably
00:14:44stinks so
00:14:44bad that she
00:14:45just wants a
00:14:45bath to wash
00:14:46the homeless
00:14:47stench off of
00:14:48her.
00:14:48Firstly,
00:14:49this is called
00:14:50greatness.
00:14:51Secondly,
00:14:52even if you
00:14:53drown yourself
00:14:54in plastic
00:14:54surgery,
00:14:55you couldn't
00:14:56get rid of
00:14:56your own
00:14:56ugly moral
00:14:57character.
00:14:59What?
00:15:00Did you
00:15:00just call
00:15:01me?
00:15:03There's a
00:15:04man's life
00:15:04at stake
00:15:05here,
00:15:06and you're
00:15:06standing in
00:15:07my way.
00:15:08Don't
00:15:08don the
00:15:09mantle of
00:15:09doctor when
00:15:10you're only
00:15:10capable of
00:15:11harm.
00:15:12Now,
00:15:12stop getting
00:15:13in my way,
00:15:14or I promise
00:15:15you,
00:15:16you will be
00:15:16bubbling at
00:15:17the mouth
00:15:17very soon.
00:15:18Oh,
00:15:18yeah?
00:15:19Hey,
00:15:19you want to
00:15:19see real
00:15:19pain?
00:15:20Where's
00:15:20the dog?
00:15:21Well,
00:15:22put down
00:15:22the dog!
00:15:23With
00:15:23pleasure.
00:15:39left leaves
00:15:41the wrong
00:15:41bereft.
00:15:46You don't
00:15:46deserve to
00:15:47call yourself
00:15:48a doctor.
00:15:51She's been
00:15:52poisoned!
00:15:54It was
00:15:55her!
00:15:55Do you
00:15:56see any
00:15:56poison on
00:15:57me?
00:15:58Medicine in
00:15:58the right
00:15:59hands can
00:15:59save lives.
00:16:00But in
00:16:01the wrong
00:16:01hands,
00:16:02it becomes
00:16:03nothing but
00:16:03poison.
00:16:04This bitch
00:16:05isn't good
00:16:05enough to
00:16:05take down
00:16:06the queen
00:16:06of medicine!
00:16:07Do you
00:16:08have one
00:16:08of your
00:16:08antidotes
00:16:08on you?
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:11I've saved
00:16:11entire
00:16:12civilizations
00:16:12with my
00:16:13antidotes.
00:16:14If I
00:16:14want to
00:16:14save
00:16:15someone,
00:16:15even the
00:16:16grim
00:16:16reaper
00:16:17can't
00:16:17stop
00:16:17me.
00:16:33I
00:16:34Why is
00:16:34she
00:16:34spitting
00:16:35blood?
00:16:35This
00:16:35wasn't
00:16:36supposed
00:16:36to
00:16:36happen!
00:16:37I
00:16:37thought
00:16:37you
00:16:38said
00:16:38even
00:16:38the
00:16:38grim
00:16:38reaper
00:16:39can't
00:16:39get in
00:16:39your
00:16:39way,
00:16:40angel
00:16:40herbalist.
00:16:41This
00:16:41is what
00:16:42I call
00:16:43malpractice.
00:16:45This
00:16:46isn't
00:16:46fatal.
00:16:47She'll
00:16:47live,
00:16:47but she
00:16:48deserves
00:16:49a little
00:16:49punishment.
00:16:50Well,
00:16:50where's
00:16:51the
00:16:51jacuzzi
00:16:51I asked
00:16:52for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi
00:16:53is ready?
00:16:53Right
00:16:54this way.
00:16:54Wait,
00:16:55wait,
00:16:55wait,
00:16:55wait,
00:16:55what the
00:16:56hell
00:16:56is
00:16:57going
00:16:57on?
00:16:57You
00:16:57say
00:16:58you
00:16:58want
00:16:58your
00:16:58son
00:16:58to
00:16:58live
00:16:59on
00:16:59to
00:16:59give
00:16:59you
00:16:59tons
00:16:59of
00:17:00grandchildren,
00:17:00don't
00:17:01you?
00:17:02Then
00:17:02stop
00:17:02getting
00:17:02in
00:17:03my
00:17:03way.
00:17:03Every
00:17:04second
00:17:04counts.
00:17:06Let's
00:17:06go for
00:17:07a dip,
00:17:07shall
00:17:07we?
00:17:12General
00:17:12Armstrong,
00:17:13your family
00:17:14is the
00:17:14richest
00:17:15and most
00:17:15powerful
00:17:16in the
00:17:16nation.
00:17:17Are you
00:17:18really
00:17:18going to
00:17:18let this
00:17:19hobo
00:17:19slut
00:17:20touch
00:17:20your
00:17:20son?
00:17:21Hold
00:17:21on.
00:17:22You
00:17:22two
00:17:22are
00:17:23going
00:17:23in
00:17:23there
00:17:23alone?
00:17:25If
00:17:25you
00:17:25don't
00:17:25want
00:17:25these
00:17:26drooling
00:17:26vultures
00:17:27to see
00:17:27your
00:17:27son
00:17:28naked,
00:17:28then
00:17:29sure,
00:17:29invite
00:17:30everyone
00:17:30in.
00:17:31All
00:17:32right,
00:17:32but I
00:17:33warn
00:17:33you,
00:17:34no
00:17:34funny
00:17:35business.
00:17:48do
00:17:57you
00:17:57don't
00:17:57have
00:18:11about
00:18:12I
00:18:12can't
00:18:12you
00:18:12hear
00:18:12I
00:18:12can't
00:18:12see
00:18:12what
00:18:12there
00:18:13can't
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:41armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions it's what i
00:18:49would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:54held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:01faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:11you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:16she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:29oh my
00:19:36i told you all to stay out
00:19:43this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull digging con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:23before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:32you regain consciousness
00:20:43help me i just want
00:20:50something is wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:23can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:29bitch alive
00:21:35right he writes the wrong
00:21:44who the fuck are you and what the hell are you
00:21:49good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you your fucking spy
00:21:58talk i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:08i will never oh really
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:31a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body
00:22:39oh shut up
00:22:43you're distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:47i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:56we're almost there
00:22:58aim
00:23:01get him boys get him
00:23:04fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:23those dave missiles how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:31of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:37the
00:23:37dark witch
00:23:38young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to
00:23:45make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i are
00:23:51already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess
00:23:57healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have
00:24:02woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:10maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:18better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:23trixie
00:24:24you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called
00:24:30borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull
00:24:39the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two
00:24:45to
00:24:46do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right
00:24:53now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor
00:25:00only i
00:25:01know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will
00:25:08give you
00:25:08whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip
00:25:16my golden
00:25:16bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we
00:25:26can both
00:25:32survive
00:25:45it's poison gas that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:52poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:26:00like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:07poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:13of us killed
00:26:16i made a promise to you that i'd save you but it's now or never
00:26:33what the hell are they doing in there it's been over ten minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:39there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:46brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:51door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:57that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:03captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:10bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:18ready hey oh
00:27:20quit your whining and stand down
00:27:40the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:48don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:54otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:01wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see for
00:28:06yourself
00:28:07well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't punish her
00:28:15i will
00:28:19don't hurt her
00:28:25is this cure
00:28:31this pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:38there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:49miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is
00:28:55strong come feel it i saved my son
00:29:01thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:05your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:10i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:15again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:22of
00:29:22medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:26the goddess healer
00:29:31could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:37over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:44is
00:29:44that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving
00:29:49your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's
00:29:55right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a
00:30:01wife if you
00:30:01cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate it
00:30:09but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:16already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:23and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:29got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:34you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:42i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:49tricksy it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:56i must go
00:31:03hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:12she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:16the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:23i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:29oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:54licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:07she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:12special
00:32:13skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about
00:32:18the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:24care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:28life she won my heart
00:32:30over too but if my bestest big row wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need
00:32:36help finding
00:32:37three wedding gifts
00:32:43i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:51now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:57name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:01fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:15grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:22for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:35you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:42yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:48do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:53life
00:33:53when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:01that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:07i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:15oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:25she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:31and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:39look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:48contract i gave her
00:34:55you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:00marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:11oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:18cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:25were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:33poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:37what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:45this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:50house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor
00:35:56nobody like
00:35:57you even if you got no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking
00:36:02for is
00:36:03dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:13i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:18so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:25what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:31downgrade
00:36:36enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52at your wedding i will
00:36:55if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:37:01should i do
00:37:01good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:08fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:15again do you remember that
00:37:24tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:31grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:41that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:48aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was able to
00:37:55give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:02knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it must broken your heart but embellishing
00:38:10your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just
00:38:17yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:22i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back
00:38:29from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will
00:38:34meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:48he said tricksy's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort
00:38:55you now that she knows you're rich as fuck one hope when nobody steps on snake snake bites back
00:39:02hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video of me
00:39:14yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:20whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party
00:39:25into her funeral
00:39:33there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:42sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:47he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:52well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so
00:39:56she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:59fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:03we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:14yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:34welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:40married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:45biomedical company to go public
00:40:50congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:53like him still butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:59you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all i see
00:41:06some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:11the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:17it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:23we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:30not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:56you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from
00:42:01this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:05uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:13trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:16i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:22me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:27what
00:42:28evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:34ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:39but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll see everyone but already cut ties
00:42:49with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up
00:42:55to me
00:42:55this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa
00:43:04you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:09especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:16you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly have
00:43:24a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble beginnings
00:43:31marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now that greed
00:43:38has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us rich girls
00:43:44do they
00:43:46steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any
00:43:54day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick
00:44:01somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make her sup don't
00:44:06listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and
00:44:12you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like
00:44:18a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about
00:44:24you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about
00:44:31yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods
00:44:37you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the
00:44:42choosing see this
00:44:57oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:04the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:10you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:17home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:24the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:29and here she
00:45:29is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:38you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:52you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:57i'm giving it to charity
00:46:06bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:11can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:15toss
00:46:15away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:21delusional and
00:46:22you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:27scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:32doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:43we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:47wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:52let's go
00:46:57you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:03including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:10he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:14you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone like general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured
00:47:26the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be
00:47:33humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:41see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a pre-loading beggar
00:47:49she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:55sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:03president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:09like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:14poor
00:48:15do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:22as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will
00:48:28drop a couple bucks in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our
00:48:36friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and
00:48:41admit to your backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than
00:48:49you standing on street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual
00:48:56services well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:49:04no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal
00:49:12prostitute
00:49:23how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:35save
00:49:36you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:46in front of
00:49:47everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to i don't
00:49:52need to be
00:49:53the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:58before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't
00:50:05good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so you either
00:50:12get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:19two
00:50:32this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late. Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No, I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:20Really, it was nothing.
00:51:22I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:25not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man with a hundred-foot pole would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major.
00:52:08Look, man.
00:52:08I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:23A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major!
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:01Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31With a bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:59But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:20So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:27This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:44So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:47Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second guess.
00:54:56This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:55:01Which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05Must be that easy.
00:55:06They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:11Why, Sander.
00:55:12I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:13No, look.
00:55:14I know.
00:55:15I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um...
00:55:23Well.
00:55:39Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh my god.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:54Trixie Amore.
00:55:58Will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:07Yes.
00:56:08I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:30The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:38No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:49Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:59You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:03This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:13As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:29I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:33Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:44She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:51She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:56I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:04I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:15Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:16Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:20Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:33Uh, hello?
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:38What?!
00:58:42I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:52Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:56That was a real call?
00:58:57People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:59My company's dead!
00:59:00It evaporated!
00:59:02It's the thin air!
00:59:06That's impossible!
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did you do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:14And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means...
00:59:24You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:27The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:31Trixie's married.
00:59:33The famed war hero.
00:59:34The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:37Trixie?
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:44There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:50It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:58I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:00Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:05Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:10Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:18I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:32I don't blame her at all.
01:00:33Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:40I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4218 years old.
01:00:44Fresh for the taking.
01:00:52I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you, Devon.
01:00:57Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend,
01:01:02by stealing my fiancé.
01:01:04But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:08You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:10No, to all of humanity.
01:01:11So now, everything that I've ever given you to,
01:01:15I'm taking it all back.
01:01:19Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:23They're imposters.
01:01:28I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled,
01:01:33because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:35So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess healer?
01:01:39You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:45Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:49The goddess healer's motto is,
01:01:52the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:01:56That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:58The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:06So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:13If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:17who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:19We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:22She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:42No, don't arrest her!
01:02:44Trixie's a good person.
01:02:46Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:48Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:55We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:58Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:03She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:06Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:12out.
01:03:13She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:16My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:19She's an angel, descended from heaven.
01:03:26You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:39And that's why it's twice the crime for stealing his identity.
01:03:43General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:47And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:52I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:56But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:02If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:05But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:07You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32Get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:04:36If you can.
01:05:03Get him!
01:05:03Get him!
01:05:05Get him!
01:05:18Get him!
01:05:24Is that enough pain?
01:05:26Or do you want more?
01:05:30No.
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:40Drama.
01:05:42Meet my new fiance.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See Trixie?
01:06:19You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:34Hmm.
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:33That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Ray rides the road.
01:08:06Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:52Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit!
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:06Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will!
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:57You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please. I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops! Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops! And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happening-
01:10:25What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything. Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on. Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:45it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:51Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:12:01Yes.
01:12:02Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess!
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:12Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:56so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:14Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:25Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:30I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:33You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:29The Vice President arrives!
01:14:46Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:52You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait, what?
01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:59No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:03This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is...
01:15:19You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:32He is the General.
01:15:35Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the President.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:57Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:25Not just your brother.
01:16:28Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:07Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh!
01:17:40Shoot!
01:17:41Wait, that's the President!
01:17:55No!
01:17:56Hey, idiots!
01:18:03Oh my gosh!
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:07That was...
01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime.
01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:26With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:18:35And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:37That is easy.
01:18:39There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:06She... she... she is...
01:19:08She is a criminal!
01:19:10Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:17healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:20The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:32This contract?
01:19:34Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:55My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do? The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the
01:20:41world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madame President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar!
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madame President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:21I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing!
01:21:29And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only.
01:21:43And it's...
01:21:45Her.
01:21:56Whaaaaaat!
01:21:57Whaaaaaat??
01:22:01Welcome, Goddess!
01:22:09Uhm...
01:22:10Ah...
01:22:11Um...
01:22:13You really are the Goddess of Healing aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:26To help those in need.
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:44But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:58She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's going to be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:28All her gold.
01:23:29All her glory.
01:23:31All that could have been mine.
01:23:32This is all your fault.
01:23:34This is all...
01:23:35You seduce me!
01:23:38You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:42Please, Trixie.
01:23:43Give me another chance.
01:23:46I want to be rich again.
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Against the ground you walk on.
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:53But it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:06arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:12It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I didn't care.
01:24:16You were rich.
01:24:17I'll see myself now.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands,
01:24:35I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:46Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:49Right now?
01:24:49Yes!
01:24:51Well.
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
01:25:02You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
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