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Get ready for a dose of high-society drama! In this episode of Ladies of London, the ladies navigate the choppy waters of friendship and social expectations. From explosive confrontations to unexpected alliances, no one is safe from the drama.
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00:01.
00:16Get in there.
00:21I've had my injections this morning from my room.
00:23Did you?
00:23Which are for the Tusk 10K.
00:25When you guys are still asleep, I'm up and running.
00:28You hold your fork like this.
00:30Wow.
00:31Mini manners is something that I see can last generations
00:35if I do it right.
00:36Hegarty, can you come and see Margot?
00:38She is with me.
00:42Margot, she has bad style.
00:44She does not.
00:46That's why she wears tight velour jumpsuits, darling.
00:49She's perfect apart from the jumpsuit.
00:51I don't have a problem with Kimmy,
00:53and if Kimmy wants to bark at me like some deranged corgi,
00:56she just will.
00:58That's a bit tricky for Martha, then,
01:00to be in the middle.
01:02Margot will you over.
01:04Margot and I have been friends for 20 years.
01:06She's never me over yet.
01:07Oh, yes.
01:07Well, then I'm not your friend.
01:13Why don't you follow me?
01:15You know you'll never be me.
01:17You might be free.
01:19But this is my scene.
01:31Today is the big day.
01:33Moxie, are you ready?
01:35It's all ready to click on.
01:36Can I see?
01:37This is episode one.
01:39Three, two, one.
01:43Many manners.
01:46Hi, Miss Micah.
01:48Hi, everyone.
01:49I've been studying all about my manners.
01:51Manners?
01:52What are manners?
01:54Friends, do you ever forget to use kind words?
01:57It happens.
02:00I don't like you sometimes.
02:02I don't like you either.
02:04No wonder you live in L.A.
02:05because it's a fake city just like you.
02:09Why are you always defending her?
02:10Why don't you defend me for once?
02:12Because you are a psychotic bitch.
02:15She's a .
02:16Kimmy, shut up.
02:22This is not good manners.
02:36I could teach you to do some boxes.
02:38What's in this one, babe?
02:40Come and have a look.
02:41It's okay, baby.
02:42We're not moving house again, I promise.
02:45Very slowly, I am managing to turn the grottage into a cottage.
02:50Oh, I'm so looking forward to this renovation.
02:52Such an angel to help me.
02:55I'm just sort of...
02:56I feel a bit drowning at the moment, you know.
02:59There's a lot of stuff to wade through still.
03:03But, you know, everyone who climbed Mount Everest
03:06started with one step.
03:08Yeah.
03:12Hi, beautiful.
03:15Hi, Phil. How are you?
03:17I'm good. How are you?
03:18You look amazing.
03:19That baby's getting big.
03:20I know, yeah, you can kind of see a bit...
03:24Well, I've been a bit hot and sweaty.
03:26Like, in the heat wave.
03:28Do you know what?
03:29So have I, and I'm not even pregnant.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Anyway, I'm going to have a party,
03:34and I would love you to come.
03:36What kind of party?
03:37What are you thinking of doing?
03:39A My Fair Lady picnic.
03:41Will you come?
03:42Um, yes, I'm in.
03:45Good.
03:45You know, there's nothing I'd enjoy more.
03:47I'm going to have a party.
03:49Will you come?
03:50Fantastic, yeah.
03:51Of course I'll come.
03:52Good.
03:52Will you be nice to Margot?
03:55I'll try my best.
03:58Maybe getting everyone to dress up and wear a hat
04:00will make them all behave a little more elegantly.
04:03You are 50% of the problem here, Kimmy.
04:06I know.
04:07I know.
04:07A little annoyed with her.
04:09Well, she's annoyed with you,
04:10so you can be annoyed with each other and still make up.
04:13We'll tell her to behave, because, you know...
04:15I will also reiterate to her that she's got to behave.
04:20Chopsticks to poke her eye out.
04:22If you poke her eye out,
04:23I won't speak to you again for at least a month.
04:26I want to wear goggles.
04:39Do you guys know why the pollen is so bad here?
04:43Why?
04:44They didn't want fruits to fall and rot,
04:46so they only planted male trees.
04:48Wait, there's female male trees?
04:51Yeah, there's female and male everything.
04:55Let's go feed the ducks.
04:57I literally was never around kids
05:00before I met Charlie and Jackson.
05:03I met them when they were seven and nine.
05:06Oh, there they are! Look!
05:08Oh, my God, they're so cute!
05:10Hi!
05:11It was a big, big learning curve.
05:14Nobody knows how to be a teenager,
05:16and nobody knows how to be a parent.
05:18Oh, yeah, he's eating the bread.
05:19Oh, yeah!
05:20You know, we're all just figuring it out together
05:23with a lot of love.
05:25I don't know why I'm crying.
05:31Move it just that way a little bit.
05:34When Missy gets here, introduce yourselves,
05:36and then you can go get ice cream.
05:38Nice. Okay.
05:39Oh, there she is.
05:41Is that Missy?
05:42Yeah.
05:42Uh-huh.
05:43Ooh.
05:50Like, really?
05:53You're like, oh, what's that Missyra?
05:55You and your boobs show up to meet my teen sons.
05:59Hello.
06:00Hi.
06:01Hi.
06:05Well, I mean, you know, you're welcome, boys.
06:07Oh, you guys are so cute.
06:10How are you?
06:11Good.
06:12Hi, guys.
06:13I'm Jackson.
06:14Missy, lovely to meet you.
06:15Hi.
06:16Nice to meet you.
06:17Oh, my God, I love your chains.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:21Straight to their hearts.
06:23Yeah.
06:23The boys, when they were younger, we'd be swimming or something,
06:26and they'd be staring at my boobs, and I'm like,
06:28hey, you see my eyes?
06:29I can see your eyes.
06:31So I trained them.
06:32Eyes up where they belong.
06:34I drilled them.
06:35Do you like London?
06:36Yeah.
06:37Yeah, amazing.
06:38Here's some money.
06:39Ice creams or drinks or whatever.
06:42All right.
06:43Don't lose it.
06:43Bye, Margot.
06:44Bye, guys.
06:44See you in a minute.
06:45Oh, how cute mom you are.
06:47They're so polite.
06:48They're very, very sweet boys.
06:50I'm going to L.A. in a couple of days,
06:52and then I get to come back with Jacques.
06:54Oh, that's exciting.
06:56Yeah.
06:56And then the whole family will be together.
06:58So tell me, what have you been up to?
07:01I actually met with Kimi yesterday.
07:04I wanted to call you and tell you.
07:05No way.
07:05So she asked to meet.
07:07We went for lunch.
07:08To be honest, I didn't know what I was walking into,
07:11but she really sincerely apologized.
07:14Now I realize you're much more sensitive,
07:16and I will be aware of that.
07:19I really appreciate that.
07:21Cheers.
07:21I accept her apology.
07:25Good.
07:25You know, let's just bury it.
07:26Yeah.
07:27You know, it's done.
07:28Let's just drop it.
07:29But yeah, she doesn't want to drop it with you.
07:32She was like, Mark said that someone who knows you from before
07:37has gone to Mark and be like, this is like Margot actress on.
07:42Mark said to me the other day that a girl had come to him and said,
07:49oh, I actually knew Margot from like years and years ago when she lived in London,
07:52and I was talking to her tonight, and it's a completely different person.
07:55She's got her acting hat on.
07:59What the ?
08:01I mean, I expect this from Kimmy, but I absolutely did not expect this from Mark.
08:06I've heard plenty of things about Mark.
08:09What have you heard?
08:10I just heard that he like is a bag holder for Emma and is like desperately clutching onto her for
08:18social relevance because his family disowned him.
08:22Shut the up.
08:25That's what I heard.
08:29I think just don't entertain it.
08:32Don't involve emotionally because that's where he's going to get ugly.
08:36I'm just seeing him in a different light, that's all.
08:42Coming up on Ladies of London.
08:44That's what we FaceTimed you for, otherwise we'd have written a letter.
08:49Everyone, I'm on the phone with my best friends.
09:02I got so safari.
09:04I love it.
09:06Oh, perfect timing.
09:11Hello.
09:13Hi.
09:13Hi.
09:15Nice to see you.
09:15Oh, so good to see you.
09:16How are you coming around?
09:17You look so elegant all the time.
09:19Oh my goodness.
09:20I'm a bit disheveled.
09:22I apologize.
09:22Pardon me.
09:23You can't be disheveled if you try.
09:24Next to you, always.
09:25This is little tiny things for you.
09:27Why are you the smartest person?
09:29So I've never run a marathon or anything near it, but I Googled and you know what those are.
09:35Yes, I have got these.
09:36A little like hand massage, like for your, if you get cramping.
09:39Oh my God.
09:40I mean, it's exciting to visit Nairobi to do this race.
09:42I feel like I have realized I actually have to do it now.
09:46So I was like, you're so sweet.
09:48You're welcome.
09:48You're so welcome.
09:50The least I could do, I feel like if it was here, I would be on the sidelines for you.
09:53Oh my God.
09:54Come.
09:55Jump on the plane.
09:56Emma is constantly juggling all the time and it's so impressive how she makes it look so easy because I
10:02know it is not.
10:03So I went to the website, to the safari marathon site, the whole thing.
10:08Like the headline picture is just a bunch of men who all look like marathon runners.
10:11Yeah.
10:12And then I was like picturing you in the middle of it.
10:14I'm quite nervous.
10:15But you have every right to be.
10:17I had a scan.
10:18It's a cyst in my pituitary gland.
10:20They saw it jump in growth this year.
10:25If you have an MRI, it's a very difficult thing to read.
10:28So they read it and they measured it, I guess wrong.
10:32The original diagnosis was so scary.
10:35I begged for another scan.
10:39Unfortunately, they decided on closer inspection that it hadn't grown.
10:43They misread it, thank goodness.
10:46I have to just keep going back, keep checking, keep scanning and keep an eye on the symptoms.
10:51It's never going to be gone.
10:53Oh, jeez.
10:54Life is precious and fragile.
10:56You know, that's how I feel profoundly.
10:58Life is so precious.
11:00So precious.
11:01Make sure you live the best you can.
11:03Like, make you so emotional.
11:05Because I'm just like, too conscious of the fragility of it all, I think.
11:09Ugh, come here.
11:10Come here.
11:11That's the problem.
11:12It just feels really fragile sometimes.
11:14And I'm like, too scared, baby.
11:17Still scared.
11:18Damn.
11:18And I don't want to come back.
11:19I don't want to say it.
11:20I don't want to cry.
11:20I don't want to make anyone upset.
11:22I know, I know.
11:23No problem about myself.
11:24Like, it's no one else's problem but mine.
11:25That's not what it's about.
11:26That's not what it's about.
11:26It's the British way not to complain, not to explain.
11:30It's okay just to let it out.
11:32I'm just happy that she's able, at this point, to be vulnerable, to keep calm and carry on.
11:40I have one last little surprise for you before I head home for my little my little nuggets
11:46all right I'm gonna be done because you know we are so excited for you what is this way what
11:53did
11:54you do I'm so proud of you I adore you and I'm backing you from a safe distance we are
12:08all behind
12:08you we are cheering you from England lots of love good luck I can't wait to see what happens I
12:15can't
12:15imagine doing that myself so honestly I have nothing but admiration for you darling Emma we
12:20are reminded of an excellent quote by Winston Churchill who said when you're going through
12:25hell keep going you've got this anyone can nail this it's gonna be you love you and I can't wait
12:32to see you when you get back where does she go when you sleep she sleeps on an airplane on
12:51the
12:51stairs does she wake you up in the morning yeah she gets up at about 5 and starts fracturing things
12:55around until I get up to see what she's doing Peggy someone's going to see you look she's excited
13:01about this woman who's coming hello come on in oh hello beautiful hello this is Ernest hello Ernest
13:10what a beautiful name hello Martha hi Martha so pleased to meet you so pleased to meet you hi Margo
13:16and madam the boss it was my idea to bring in the pet psychic I 100% believe in psychics
13:26I believe
13:26that you can communicate with pets I believe in all of that I know it to be true so Martha
13:33before I left
13:34LA yeah we have to leave Elroy my standard poodle behind I know I'm devastated and so I hired a
13:42pet
13:42psychic to talk to Elroy to let him know that I will be back and we will be reunited and
13:46everything
13:47is going to be fine so if you want maybe we can call and see if Hecate could maybe talk
13:51to her
13:52should we do that I'm afraid Hecate's rather helped herself to all our snacks because I don't know if you
13:57mind sharing with a magpie but I don't think Hecate has good intentions with Martha God you're a real
14:06little beast aren't you she's like Hecate is running Martha's life when I ask her to go do
14:12stuff she's like oh I have to get back to Hecate and I'm like the is this bird so what
14:16is your process
14:18like what can we do today right well what we do we tune to their mind and because it's vibration
14:23we
14:24get like pictures come into our mind sometimes it's a video it often sounds like our own thoughts but
14:29sometimes an animal will mimic the owner okay in a bit of an accent or the way they say it
14:35to them
14:35Hecate you don't come and do this I hope you got shy is she gonna come back to us I
14:40don't know
14:42come on my baby I don't do as I'm told and no no I got that she says that she
14:58owns you
15:02the pet communicator said what I thought Hecate said I'm the boss of you I mean surely this has
15:07to get through to Martha she said you would think we were related the way she acts yeah I do
15:12think
15:13she's my mother reincarnated oh right oh there you go Hecate and my mother are both massive drama queens
15:19they both love the company of gentlemen and they both drink quite a lot hang a second um okay I
15:29just
15:29said to her on behalf of all magpies what would you like to say she said to say and that
15:35we are either
15:36hungry yeah or playful yeah so they're not malicious little birds or anything it's playing
15:42yeah yeah her little feet are warm it's actually very sweet I'm just gonna thank you for talking to
15:53us I thought they'd be like cold and claws but that's just our friends thanks Jackie lovely to meet
16:00you thank you thank you I'm so pleased you're coming around to her now no I really am I I
16:06just had a
16:07feeling that she like had bad intentions this is just noisy little fairy what are you up to yeah so
16:13it's just a crazy time I'm gonna fly tomorrow back to LA land and then Joc comes back with me
16:20are you back on Thursday I'm yeah I'm back by Thursday I'm gonna have a picnic in the park
16:24will you come yeah of course I'll come is there a theme it's Edwardian come my fair lady oh my
16:31god
16:31I'm not doing that let's see what I can find wear a hat who's coming on Thursday uh well Missy
16:38Mark Micah Emma's doing her race yeah so she's away Kimmy look I'm your best friend Kimmy is one of
16:48your best friends and how are you gonna deal with us being together right now Kimmy is being really
16:53aggressive to me and I feel like she's ganging up on me with Mark now yeah I do feel really
16:58caught
16:59in the middle I love you and I do love Kimmy and she's a I am just gonna have to
17:08learn how to draw a
17:09hard line and this is great this is exactly what I've been trying to learn in therapy let's just
17:15see if we can break some cycles coming up on ladies of London are we all being nice no suddenly
17:25no
17:26you're clearly in the wrong place why are you blaming us maybe you should blame her for being a bitch
17:41hi hi welcome to London pregnancy clinic how are you good how are you excited to be here it's been
17:48quite hard with our ultrasounds at the doctor's office because the baby's head has been down my
17:53whole pregnancy nice to meet you I'm Vivian I'm gonna be the one that's doing your scan today okay
17:59so we're coming in today for a 4d scan so we can try and see the baby's face for the
18:06first time that's
18:07not in a flat pancake ultrasound let's have a look at baby I have no idea what to expect from
18:16a
18:164d scan look at those little toes so sweet great that heart looks good you said you knew what the
18:22sex was yes a boy yeah you can see it oh this is bits of bobs he's definitely a boy
18:29guys definitely a boy
18:30now we want to actually see the baby's whole face oh yeah I can see can you see he can't
18:39see
18:39look there's a nose in the middle two eyes and a little lips oh I can see yeah I can
18:46see I can see
18:52I don't want to wish the pregnancy away but I just can't wait to meet him now like now we've
18:59seen a
19:00little smidgen of him like that's just so exciting thank you so much that was fun we got to see
19:07his
19:07face and that's just so cool I like I want to look at the pictures again already so you've got
19:12to shoot
19:12off back to work though don't you I do yeah we've got a production coming through and all the new
19:17samples for the summer showcase summer showcase samples every year we put on a fashion show for
19:23Joshua Kane this year we're going to do a couture summer showcase and it's really important for the
19:33brand for it to be received well I'm hand making every single one myself with the team because you
19:39don't trust anyone else to do it it's not that I'm just designing in 3D they're just the most
19:44detailed things I could ever come up with yeah when the show is coming up that's all Joshua thinks
19:50about it's really all-encompassing I wish Joshua could be around more because I am alone
19:55a lot during this pregnancy yeah okay I don't need no man look
20:08oh my god it's so cute I'm a little worried that it may continue when the baby's here
20:14they do say that you marry your fathers which I never wanted to do and obviously my dad doesn't
20:19have a moustache I made that distinction at least but I think their work ethic is very very similar
20:25I'm just going to be working every single hour and up all night so I'm barely going to be at
20:29home
20:29we'd be like ships passing in the night I think I might have to just like let you do the
20:34room
20:35I do worry sometimes that Joshua is very much married to his business and I don't think there's
20:41ever a right time to have a baby but I need him to understand that we need to make space
20:46for our baby
20:48as well as the work we have to do one thing at a time and I feel like once that's
20:54done and
20:54a success which is going to be we can then move on to the next thing he's healthy he's fine
21:01I'm
21:02healthy I'm fine long limbs yeah I'm like I'm good thanks
21:22Mark let's see if he answers Mark never answers his phone
21:31let me try Emma
21:35I honestly don't think anyone wants to speak to me
21:39story of my life really
21:54oh it's absolutely wonderful hi there it's so pretty thank you oh wow it's beautiful
22:03it's nearly finished get some parasols up
22:09my fan lady is the most beautiful film with Audrey Hepburn at her most beautiful
22:13and Rex Harrison and it's all about taking a flower girl from the streets like these punks
22:21over there you're a bitch and by the way finger out of my face Kenny making them into ladies
22:30who's the Eliza Doolittle in your friend group oh I don't know I don't know if that is one
22:35maybe me I mean I was homeless
22:50oh wow yeah this is gorgeous
22:54my fair lady is a vibe it is a culture I mean when someone says my fair lady as a
23:01dress code
23:01you bring it what is my fair lady my fair lady I thought it was like an elegant fairy
23:13it's a movie oh oh I didn't know that
23:18wow
23:18wow
23:19wow
23:20wow
23:20wow
23:20wow
23:21wow
23:21wow
23:21wow
23:22wow
23:22wow
23:22this is fabulous
23:23you look gorgeous
23:24thank you I bought it by accident the other day
23:27the hat
23:27I have a hat for Margot
23:29wow
23:29oh you do
23:30oh you darling for bringing that
23:32come and get a drink
23:34oh
23:34this is so beautiful
23:36thank you darlings
23:38champagne
23:38yes please
23:39is everyone well
23:42well yes
23:43I'm well
23:45I'm really well actually
23:46you're well and you and Kimi have made up
23:48yes I really appreciated that
23:50oh my goodness
23:50but she's not happy with
23:52Margot
23:53I mean it's a nightmare because they're my two best friends
23:56I was hoping
23:57what
23:57to get them KY wrestling in a paddling pool
24:02thank you
24:04alright wow this is absolutely beautiful
24:06I would love to
24:07I would love to see her
24:08oh
24:10wow
24:10wow you look amazing
24:11god you look fabulous
24:12wow
24:17you guys look so great together
24:19cute
24:20matching
24:20we love a matching suit
24:21this shoes are Joshua Kane Manolo Blahnik
24:24oh
24:25so he did a little collaboration with Manolo
24:27yeah
24:27those are amazing
24:29oh and I have little bloomers on
24:30look at the baby
24:33he's in there
24:35yeah he's in there
24:36hi auntie Maika
24:37hi sweetie
24:39hi
24:41oh
24:42my fair lady Malibu
24:44Blaine look at your tits
24:46they look great
24:46hi
24:49hello you look beautiful
24:50thank you
24:51how are you feeling
24:51I am weird
24:53I don't know where I am
24:54I just got off an airplane
24:56I haven't rested
24:57and I am cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
24:59Elsa
25:00let me get you a strawberry
25:01well I missed you guys
25:03I missed you
25:04welcome on
25:05yeah
25:05do you want the hat or no?
25:07yeah for sure
25:07but I'm very happy
25:10because my husband
25:11is finally in London
25:13like a lot
25:14what do you think
25:16hat or no hat
25:17I love the hat
25:18but it's giving more like Coachella than my fair lady
25:28it's perfect
25:29oh I'll wear this loads
25:30oh yeah
25:31I mean I can get married in this
25:32I can get buried in this
25:33it's about the same thing isn't it
25:37oh Kimmy's here
25:39oh wow
25:41hi
25:43how is everybody
25:44looking fabulous
25:46hello
25:46how are you
25:47you look beautiful
25:48beautiful
25:49how are you
25:50hi beautiful
25:51a dream
25:51look at you
25:52hello
25:53how are you
25:54this is beautiful
25:55gorgeous
25:55let me say hi to Margo
25:57and Martha
26:01hi Miss Martha
26:02oh here you are
26:04my fair lady
26:05oh you look beautiful
26:07you look stunning
26:07oh look Margo's walked off
26:09gorgeous
26:10good how are you
26:11good
26:12you look beautiful
26:13well I tried
26:14I'm going to have to deal with life
26:22oh Kimmy's here
26:23am I going to have to deal with life
26:25you are
26:25hi
26:27hi
26:28hi Miss Martha
26:29here you are
26:31my fair lady
26:32oh you look beautiful
26:34oh look Margo's walked off
26:35gorgeous
26:37good how are you
26:38good
26:38you look beautiful
26:39thank you for wearing a hat
26:41well I try
26:41what a bitch
26:44I guess a friend
26:46if you show up to someone's party
26:47you're polite
26:49and you say hello to everyone
26:50out of respect for the hostess
26:52or the host
26:53I want Kimmy to be able to say hi
26:55to Martha
26:55without making it about me and Kimmy
26:57why is she wearing cowboy boots
26:59I thought it was a my fair lady
27:01oh shut up
27:02yeah
27:04yeah
27:05legs for days
27:05both of them
27:05oh I really know
27:07that's what I mean
27:07the baby is going to be so long
27:09thank you
27:09the baby is going
27:10the baby is already long
27:11upside down
27:12oh really
27:13yeah
27:13when we went for the last scan
27:15he was upside down
27:16with his legs open
27:17I wanted to post it on Instagram
27:19but it was barely usable
27:20because his legs was in the air
27:21and let's just say his first photo shoot
27:23did not go to plan
27:30darling
27:33oh look at you
27:35oh look at you
27:37look at you
27:38I'd much rather look at you
27:39you're so charming
27:40come and get a drink
27:41oh thank you
27:42oh Mark is here
27:43you're so glorious
27:45sorry I already lost my hat
27:46it wasn't really comfortable
27:47he looks like a yellow
27:49yellow sort of
27:50I don't know
27:50safari leader or something
27:52oh yeah
27:54darling
27:55oh hello
27:57my fair lady
27:59nothing fair about her
28:01entirely unfair
28:03themed parties are really
28:06of no interest to me
28:07and I think it's perfectly charming
28:09of Martha to have chosen
28:11said theme
28:12but I'm not obliged
28:14to comply
28:15he does look a bit like
28:17he has a curious monkey
28:18oh yeah I said it
28:20you can't even see it now
28:21can you
28:25no
28:26no I can't unsee it
28:30Mark is so annoying
28:31he's like
28:32oh ho ho
28:33I'm a clown
28:34look at me
28:35he like
28:36does snake in the grass
28:38stuff
28:38okay well
28:40I don't see the same side of him
28:44that she does
28:45so I'm trying to stay neutral
28:47I have chosen my hat
28:48very carefully for this event
28:50so that I can hide underneath it
28:53I was asking Martha
28:54why Margot was wearing cowboy boots
28:56I haven't had the opportunity
28:57to observe
28:58I would love for you to observe
28:59in all in due course
29:01can you just be nice
29:03no
29:04I can't be nice
29:04it's actually everything is a common
29:06nice walk away from her at once
29:09hello
29:11oh my god I'm so happy to see you
29:14I did hear from Emma today
29:15and she's so happy
29:16so so sweet
29:17tomorrow is the run
29:18I'm very nervous
29:19very excited
29:20I think the atmosphere
29:21keeps you going
29:22no?
29:23I think
29:23I hope
29:24hi lions
29:25I'm really conscious of
29:27how lucky I am
29:28to do things like this
29:29to be here as an ambassador
29:30for Tusk
29:31and representing Longley
29:32with the conservation
29:33which I'm so passionate about
29:34it's a huge responsibility
29:35but it's a great honour
29:37I think we should disturb Emma
29:39is the marathon tomorrow?
29:40I think it's happening right now
29:42which is precisely why
29:43if I've elected
29:44why we're calling it
29:44she's in the middle of
29:46she's in the middle of
29:46of a marathon
29:47she's answered
29:49hello
29:49where are you?
29:51are you on safari too mom?
29:53I am
29:53as you can see
29:54I'm wearing a canary coloured safari
29:57that's the busiest thing
29:57I've ever heard you say
29:58I love it
29:59what are you doing?
30:00why are you so fine?
30:01no we want to know about you
30:02not us
30:02we're just standing
30:03in some ghastly park
30:04it doesn't matter
30:05it gets cold at night
30:06there you go
30:07I'll take some clothes off
30:09finally
30:10oh yeah
30:13that's what we FaceTimed you for
30:15otherwise we'd have written a letter
30:18everyone
30:18I'm on the phone
30:20with my best friends
30:22well you're not really
30:23Mark's biggest fan
30:24at the minute
30:24are you?
30:25no I'm not Mark
30:25who sees my fan
30:27Mark had to come
30:28in a safari outfit
30:29to make sure that we know
30:31he's friends with Emma
30:34you're so lucky we're not there
30:37by angel
30:39good luck
30:40good luck darling
30:51that's what we FaceTimed you for
30:53otherwise we'd have written a letter
30:58you're so lucky we're not there
31:05I've read the right act to them
31:07I'm going to read the right act to you
31:08you're the one who told me he was saying mean things
31:11yeah well he's always mean
31:17oh gosh look that's brilliant
31:19oh and you've got some more friends here darling
31:23oh darling
31:26hi darling
31:27hi sweetheart how are you?
31:28I'm good how are you?
31:29you're having a wonderful day
31:30no
31:32everyone's being so mean
31:33so sadly this is shaping up to be the day I thought it would be
31:36I had optimistically hoped
31:39everyone would behave a little bit better
31:40but at this juncture I'm just a referee
31:42and I hate sports
31:44you're not going to say anything to Mark?
31:46you're just going to leave it?
31:47Mark not going to come over and say hello to me?
31:49hi how do you do Mimi?
31:50Mark pleased to meet you
31:51likewise
31:52I don't want to get up
31:54but I do want water
31:56who else needs champagne?
31:58I'm being a very lax hostess
31:59thank you so much
32:01I really miss having stuff
32:02yeah
32:04just to worry about that
32:05I was a much better hostess when I had a butler
32:10oh wow
32:13the bird has landed
32:16how are you Angel?
32:17fine how are you?
32:19this is beautiful
32:19thank you
32:20this is absolutely amazing
32:22well thank you
32:23I wanted to wear something that you won't make fun of behind my back
32:25oh darling
32:28sensational
32:28I don't know which of us got the dress code wrong
32:30I feel it may have been me
32:31I don't know why Margot thinks I care so much
32:34whenever I see someone
32:35I say my god
32:37you look better than ever
32:39that's just manners
32:40I'm not lying
32:42that's what we do
32:43they have been telling me
32:45they who
32:46they who darling
32:47they who
32:49Martha and Missy
32:50oh dear what have they told you?
32:52well
32:52Martha told me she's like
32:53oh I feel so upset
32:54I had to defend you
32:55when I had dinner with Kimmy
32:57she was very defensive of you
32:58look
32:59she's been in LA
33:00where people just wear lululemon
33:02well she's not anymore
33:03there's a lot of chic people in LA
33:04Martha's just not one of them
33:06yes
33:07sorry to inform you of that
33:09she was like they were making fun of your hair
33:11and your clothes
33:12there was momentary talk
33:14of a crushed velvet jumpsuit
33:17then Missy said
33:19someone at your party
33:20yes
33:21said something nasty about you
33:24no
33:25a friend of mine
33:26who's known
33:27Margot about a decade
33:29hasn't seen her for some time
33:30sees her again at the garden party
33:32and tells me
33:33she's unrecognizable
33:35not aesthetically
33:36but in terms of her
33:38manner
33:40I did repeat something
33:41that somebody had told me
33:43it's true
33:43but I thought actually
33:45it was quite complimentary
33:49who are you?
33:51don't come over
33:52and give me a compliment
33:52when I know you're not complimenting me
33:54behind my back
33:55British society isn't really
33:57where people go
33:57to be held accountable
33:58so this is probably
34:00surprising for him
34:02so tell me what
34:03what she said
34:04tell me what they told you
34:06she said
34:07no you just go ahead
34:08and tell me what they said
34:09that you were embracing
34:11a moment of
34:13how can I say of
34:14of being an actress
34:17that I was fake
34:18no
34:19it was acting like a fake person
34:21no that wasn't the word fake
34:22yes you did say fake
34:24no I said actress
34:26what am I acting?
34:28I don't know why Mark
34:29isn't owning his words
34:30why is he so brave
34:31when I'm not around
34:33I'm right here
34:34tell me to my face
34:35well I think this is
34:36a joyous tea party
34:37British is the posh put down
34:40you know exactly
34:40where you stand
34:41what Mark is doing
34:42is just two-faced
34:44don't pick on Mark
34:45oh darling
34:46anyone can pick on me
34:47I thought being natural
34:47is the hardest part
34:49to play isn't it?
34:50it is
34:51yes
34:51you can't play
34:53at being authentic
34:54you can't pretend
34:55to be real
34:57because that's
34:58very transparent
34:59I'm afraid
34:59but don't play Mark
35:01he didn't do anything
35:02because he's spreading
35:02it as well
35:03oh so what?
35:04I hear you spread
35:05things all day long
35:06I heard some gossip
35:08you were spreading
35:08about him
35:09that was horrendous
35:11he's just a bag holder
35:14stop it
35:15it's what I heard
35:17I've got more tea
35:18than the Boston Harbor
35:19I just don't walk around
35:20stealing
35:21I hate tea
35:23I just heard that
35:24he like
35:25is a bag holder
35:26for Emma
35:27and is like
35:28desperately
35:29clutching onto her
35:30for social relevance
35:32because his family
35:33dissent him
35:35how you doing?
35:36you don't want to get
35:36involved in that
35:37I hate conflict
35:38you wouldn't be wearing
35:39this if you didn't
35:40have a touch of
35:41venom in you
35:42now would you?
35:44Cruella is out
35:45in full force
35:46and she's always
35:47been my favourite
35:48at least these birds
35:49don't die in vain
35:50darling
35:51clearly Margot
35:52dresses this way
35:53in order to be noticed
35:54you'd call it
35:55attention seeking
35:56it's a shame really
35:58I feel that
35:58this kind of behaviour
35:59just demonstrates
36:00a terrible lack
36:01of self esteem
36:02Mark's full time job
36:04is mining attention
36:05I show up in the room
36:06and I get the attention
36:08the stars are born
36:09they're not made
36:10are you being nice?
36:11I think the majority
36:12of this conversation
36:13is entirely unnecessary
36:14she's not horrible
36:15she's being horrible
36:15to everyone
36:16Kimmy quite frankly
36:16you can be an absolute cow
36:17well I know I can
36:18Kimmy does it
36:19with a little panache
36:20thank you
36:21thank you
36:22and a good dose
36:23of humour
36:24humour you see
36:25is what makes
36:26the difference
36:27all I'm seeing
36:28is clowns
36:28no humour
36:29well then
36:30you're at the wrong party
36:32excuse me
36:32I'm going to go
36:33grab some water
36:34oh you should
36:35Kimmy
36:36she's being so rude
36:37she's a cow
36:38no Martha
36:38where are the
36:39glasses?
36:42what's going on?
36:43that's actually mine
36:44so
36:46sorry
36:46I didn't come on
36:57I didn't come over to you
36:58I didn't come over to you
37:00but it's like you guys are laughing
37:02no I don't get that
37:03no they're laughing
37:04because they
37:05are clowns
37:06fuck her
37:10oh darling
37:11I think it's all empty
37:12oh no there's some more
37:13is everything okay
37:14everything is fine
37:15we're fine
37:16do we look fine?
37:18well it seems like you guys
37:19are laughing and stuff
37:19but like Margot doesn't seem fine
37:21oh poor thing
37:22she's probably at the wrong party then
37:23so did you guys fix it?
37:25yeah it does
37:25no I'm not fixing anything
37:26she's being rude
37:27she's being rude
37:29she just said you've been rude
37:30of course
37:30and you've been rude
37:31oh I'm so frightfully rude
37:35over there
37:36let's go sit over there
37:36over there
37:37alright let's go
37:38let's go
37:38I'm actually just going to be civil to you
37:40because you're Martha's friend
37:41I love Martha
37:43well look
37:43that would be a great start for you
37:44and I
37:45stability and honesty
37:46thank you
37:47you have always presented yourself as someone
37:49who will say anything to anyone's face
37:51it literally never occurred to me
37:53that you wouldn't have said those things to her face
37:56there was definitely some drug related things
37:59like let's not make it into some sob story
38:01it is a sob story
38:02it's sad
38:03it's horrible
38:04but it is what it is
38:06to Missy's face
38:09you are a troublemaker
38:11I actually feel bad for Martha
38:14because when she finds out
38:15what a friend you really are
38:17you're like a total con
38:18no wonder you live in LA
38:19because it's a fake city
38:21just like you
38:22how's that accent going for you
38:23how's yours going for you
38:25Miss cowboy boots
38:27what is Kimmy's accent
38:29I don't know why she talks
38:30like the guy on the Monopoly board
38:33my nipples been everywhere today
38:36I think everyone's seen my boobs today
38:38okay fine guys
38:39we see them every time
38:40I love your tits
38:41I do love my breast
38:44and that's it
38:45are we all being nice?
38:46why are you blaming us?
38:48okay what did she say that was so bitchy?
38:49it's her demeanor darling
38:51darling she's her demeanor
38:52what is your problem?
38:54why are you always defending her?
38:55why don't you defend me for once?
38:56because you are a psychotic bitch
38:58I love you for it
38:59but you are
39:00she's not
39:01you're the same way you are
39:03oh really?
39:04no
39:04really Martha
39:05have you listened?
39:06she's really kicking off
39:07babes
39:08your behavior in that car
39:09was not acceptable
39:10it was not acceptable
39:12I can say whatever I want
39:13Martha
39:13oh god I've literally
39:14never heard Martha talk like this
39:16before
39:16I'm like
39:16I'm pregnant
39:17am I quite proud?
39:18yeah
39:18I'm so proud
39:19oh my god
39:20oh my god Martha
39:21I thought British people
39:22was like
39:23oh my boobs are out again
39:27we need like
39:28a Missy's titty committee
39:29you need to be careful
39:30with the wins
39:31I question our friendship
39:32I'm your true friend
39:34I always defend you
39:35I defended you
39:36right
39:37I don't know
39:37you are blinded by her
39:40guilt
39:40LA fake lights
39:42I'm out
39:44I've never seen
39:45Martha fight with anyone
39:47my god
39:48who's this confrontational babe?
39:49and I love that
39:50she's standing up for me
39:51right now
39:52I'm quite mortified
39:54that this has descended
39:55into what is essentially
39:57a role
39:59this is a My Fair Lady party
40:00and there's nothing ladylike
40:02about it
40:02I'm not sure
40:03how they're going to resolve
40:04but it's
40:05this is not the solution
40:07you've been having
40:07a lovely day
40:08yeah I know
40:09I hate my friends
40:10I will
40:11oh
40:13here she is
40:14why
40:14Miss Hales
40:15are you okay?
40:16why are you continuing it?
40:17I can't stand
40:19backstabbers
40:19so she's saying
40:21that I don't stand up for her
40:22and now she's starting
40:23a fight with you
40:23you know
40:24she's starting a fight with me
40:24oh she's like that
40:25what she did
40:26like to like jump in
40:28I actually think
40:28was meaner
40:29to you
40:30because I wasn't even
40:31trying to believe you
40:32because he was acting
40:32making mountains out of molehills
40:33yeah
40:34I would never do that
40:35it's called attention seeking darling
40:36can you just stop attacking everyone
40:39she's not attacking me at all
40:40on the contrary
40:41I'm not I'm not
40:42I'm speaking to her
40:43there's a difference
40:44the only reason I'm even here
40:46is because of you
40:47because I would have never even come
40:49because I adore you
40:50and you
40:51break my heart
40:52don't you tell me
40:53you defend
40:54you never defend
40:55no I love you
40:56I have
40:56no you don't
40:58I do
40:58you don't
40:59I never ever
41:01ever
41:02said one bad word
41:03have I
41:03even if the worst situation happened
41:05and you said Kim
41:06we gotta bury a dead body
41:08I'd take the dead body in
41:09you'd be the first person
41:10I'm cool
41:11you backstabbed me
41:13and that kills me
41:13I have not backstabbed you
41:15Kimmy
41:16that's how I feel
41:16you're attacking me
41:18all day long
41:18no I'm not
41:19no Kimmy
41:20I'm not
41:22I'm just showing feeling
41:24me
41:25you're a
41:27Kimmy's crying
41:28can we celebrate this moment
41:31Kimmy's crying
41:32I've never seen Kimmy cry
41:33I didn't know she could
41:35I knew she had it in her
41:37who's the 101
41:38it is not good manners
41:39to make your guests cry
41:40it is certainly the first time
41:43I've ever seen Kimmy cry
41:45this woman has really got to her
41:47Kimmy's crying
41:50I think they've all had too much to drink
41:53her boob is out
41:54not again
41:56just the one dear
41:57you've ruined my stoic bitch face
42:00well I have
42:01it's a shame on you
42:02I don't even have a sister
42:03so I always felt like you were my sister
42:06because I love you
42:08I love you
42:09but you are a psychotic bitch
42:11I know I am
42:12but does it make me a bad person?
42:14no
42:14it just makes me psychotic
42:16I know
42:22next time on Ladies of London
42:24I've always been happiest
42:26I'm a horse
42:29so Margot
42:30I wanted to see how you're doing
42:31I feel so alone actually
42:33she should relax
42:34I don't think she's going to be
42:35she actually cried
42:35remember she's an actress sweetheart
42:37that is supposed to be her job
42:39I wore my white flowers for peace
42:41is there something you're trying to say?
42:43yes I'm a piece of shit
42:44finally we agree
42:47Margot
42:47I don't think she'll make it in London
42:49she's far better suited to Los Angeles
42:50let's go
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