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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby,
00:00:40you can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand.
00:01:19Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me
00:01:32a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:41Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready.
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad. Is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:47Alright.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of course she is.
00:03:56She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please. Come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me. Let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this
00:04:15house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be a
00:04:21good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:27And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you...
00:04:31Why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris! Come down,
00:04:35your sister's here!
00:04:42It's you!
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:55Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk
00:04:59here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice? Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework, or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:35life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls
00:06:00then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey sis!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:35Rule number two.
00:07:35You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but...
00:08:11What is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Don't.
00:08:17Move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just...
00:08:47Tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:51If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street,
00:09:11and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:13Who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:19Uh...
00:09:19Go over there.
00:09:21Achoo!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait.
00:09:45Isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:47Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:55And that...
00:09:55is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris!
00:10:02You are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student,
00:10:10late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:35Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please,
00:10:46give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex
00:11:12are gonna get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I gonna wear to this party?
00:11:38A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:11:45Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:12:02Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:08These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:23Oh no.
00:12:25A fruity bra to Lacy Dolls?
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33sorry about that can you just um give it back to me please nope not until you tell me what
00:12:38you
00:12:38bought all this stuff for and more importantly why it's all so sexy oh my god don't tell me
00:12:45you actually took my childish comment to heart did you no it has nothing to do with you i was
00:12:51just shopping for kylie's party and i just bought some underwear too while i was at it that's all
00:12:55i told you not to go to that party you need to stay away from kylie back off i could
00:13:01be friends
00:13:01with whoever i want yeah
00:13:14whoa it feels super weird saying this but my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:21my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:28i'm gonna hang out with my new friends i can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:32you
00:13:34look i don't know how many times i have to tell you kylie is not
00:13:46this should be glam enough right
00:13:54last time i'm gonna tell you do not go to that party seriously what is your problem
00:13:59am i not allowed to have my own life now kylie is not as nice as you think i mean
00:14:03the girl is
00:14:04literally nothing but trouble don't talk shit about my friend besides she's better than you
00:14:08you always bring me trouble you stupid selfish dick
00:14:15listen i'm only warning you because dad told me to look out
00:14:22hold on are you wearing perfume
00:14:30did you forget rule number two big brother three feet apart at all times
00:14:38come on chris get a hold of yourself she's your sister
00:14:49hey kylie i'm here
00:14:57hey abigail what brings you here
00:15:00ew that dress screams clearance bridesmaid
00:15:06but you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today
00:15:10who the fuck do you think you are
00:15:13aww you must have misunderstood me but still i'm glad you came
00:15:17is this for me let's have a look
00:15:25juice what is this kindergarten
00:15:28if you're gonna show up uninvited at least bring some real booze
00:15:34it seems i'm not wanted here so i'll just see myself out
00:15:38no don't go you haven't tried your juice yet
00:15:55i don't understand i thought you wanted to be my friend why would you do this to me
00:15:59friends with you my dad's the wealthiest guy in town and you think you can be my friend
00:16:06oh i get it now you transferred to clearwater high because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids
00:16:13hey guys check out my new friend abby fail
00:16:16she sucks just as much as our stupid name
00:16:20aww say cheese
00:16:21dance abby fail
00:16:23kylie stop
00:16:24aww looks like you're about to cry
00:16:27hold a pose abby fail
00:16:52get off me leave me alone
00:16:54oh no well bestie how does this three thousand dollar bottle of louis taste
00:17:09chris was right you're the worst i can't believe i ever wanted to be her friend
00:17:13let me guess the whole pregnancy thing was a lie too
00:17:18finally showing your true colors huh
00:17:20let's be real you only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of chris
00:17:24that's how you got into his bed last night right
00:17:28you slut
00:17:29you're actually delusional
00:17:31and you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top
00:17:34because i'll just have to put you in your place
00:17:37everyone enjoying the show
00:17:38how about we take this party over to the pool
00:17:45let go of me
00:17:50if this doesn't feel right
00:17:51i gotta go find her
00:17:53come on pick up pick up
00:17:56hey man what's kylie's address
00:17:59let go of me
00:18:03please let go i didn't do anything to any of you
00:18:06why are you just going along with her
00:18:08enough bitching
00:18:09come on guys
00:18:10she's drunk off that louis
00:18:12so let's help sober her up in the pool
00:18:15no no no no no
00:18:28my dress
00:18:30it's too heavy i'm sinking
00:18:33look at you
00:18:34laying like a drowning dog
00:18:43help me somebody help me
00:18:48aww
00:18:48crow you want
00:18:49this is my house
00:18:51no one's coming to see
00:18:56oh my god look at her
00:18:57this is so gonna blow up on tiktok
00:19:01abigail
00:19:02abigail
00:19:17come on
00:19:18come on
00:19:32Chris.
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late.
00:19:34Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her.
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now?
00:19:51You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool now.
00:20:06She's mine.
00:20:07You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33Your dress is soaked.
00:20:34We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:46Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:50Okay?
00:20:57Chris.
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:01Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat.
00:21:14I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:24Mm-mm.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:54Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my God, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:09It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15Help.
00:22:16Help.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't.
00:22:42I guess she's downstairs
00:22:54Chris
00:22:54why'd you just touch my lips and are you hard what is wrong with me why do I want my
00:23:05sister
00:23:05Chris are you mad at me look you're right Kylie's the worst I shouldn't have gone
00:23:11thank God you were there to save me it was kind of sweet
00:23:16stop this you can't want this you can't she's your sister
00:23:45God what am I doing kissing my sister have I lost my damn mind
00:24:16I'll have you
00:24:31oh Chris
00:24:39yes yes oh my god how could I have a wet dream about Chris
00:25:12careful
00:25:28oh shit I actually want that to happen
00:25:41hey get back here Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet wait up for her and drive her to school
00:25:51eat up kiddo there's plenty to go around
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere fair to lay your head at night
00:26:10she better love you right
00:26:12ask her by me there's no much to tell her
00:26:16that's an oversight over overnight
00:26:24you're so hot
00:26:27what
00:26:30wouldn't you just call me
00:26:34what did you just call me
00:26:36did you just say Abigail was hot
00:26:40fuck stay cool stay cool
00:26:42don't let dad find out
00:26:43ah no I meant Bella
00:26:46which must be hot sitting under the table
00:26:49um hey we're gonna be late we gotta go
00:26:54hey wait for your sister
00:27:03remember rule number one
00:27:05yep total strangers got it
00:27:08good
00:27:20what the fuck
00:27:26did Abigail just come out of Chris's car
00:27:30what the fuck
00:27:31she's never driven any girl to school like ever
00:27:34are she and Chris actually dating
00:27:36as if she's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him
00:27:39god he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts
00:27:43ah
00:27:44ah
00:28:08bro
00:28:08bro what's going on with you and the new girl
00:28:10everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school
00:28:12dude nothing's going on between us all right
00:28:15absolutely nothing at all
00:28:19all right ladies in the pool first
00:28:21boys warm up
00:28:27okay
00:28:44hey stop seriously
00:28:47oops sorry it's just so crowded in here you know totally an accident
00:29:06oh shit my top is gone
00:29:13damn it where did it go
00:29:16okay ladies that's time
00:29:18boys you're up
00:29:23oh no i think we're missing someone
00:29:26pretty sure it's Abigail
00:29:32oh my god what is that
00:29:34is it someone's swimsuit
00:29:41abigail is this yours no freaking way does that mean she's basically naked
00:29:45don't worry girly we'll record this iconic moment for you
00:29:49she's probably trying to get all the guys turned on what a fucking slut
00:29:54can you please give it back
00:29:56uh oh you're too far away i can't throw it all the way over there i'll just ask some of
00:30:01the guys to bring it to you
00:30:03hey boy abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on
00:30:13just throw it to me please
00:30:15just throw it to me please
00:30:38oh i think i just saw one of her nips
00:30:42oh i think i just saw one of her nips
00:30:42what should i do
00:30:46oh yeah i'm gonna give it to her
00:30:47oh they won't see me if i'm underwater
00:30:56god she's so pathetic
00:30:57oh abigail ready or not here i come
00:31:04stay away from her you son of a bitch
00:31:14oh
00:31:15oh
00:31:15oh
00:31:16oh
00:31:16oh
00:31:16oh
00:31:16oh
00:31:17oh
00:31:26oh
00:31:31oh
00:31:31oh
00:31:31oh
00:31:32oh
00:31:32oh
00:31:32oh
00:31:32oh
00:31:35oh
00:31:57Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:06You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:16I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again,
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before,
00:32:47but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:06I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask,
00:33:14are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you,
00:33:23and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice.
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:33:47and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass,
00:33:51scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you,
00:33:59because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back,
00:34:05but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:12Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:39Get out.
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey!
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:04Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:35:21and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Lawrence.
00:35:25Just watch.
00:35:26I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun. I'm down.
00:35:30Yes.
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change. Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You are unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17That's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Damn it. Why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:36:40God.
00:36:41I didn't get out.
00:36:43No.
00:36:53I don't think I'm gonna get out of here.
00:36:54Nah.
00:36:56I don't know.
00:36:58And I'm gonna have to leave here.
00:36:58I think I wanna go, man.
00:36:59I thought you were gonna have to be like a tool to call em.
00:37:03Come on.
00:37:04I'm gonna have to leave here.
00:37:05Don't even allow you, man.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:24You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:38:28Like the movie?
00:38:32You like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry, man.
00:39:17My hand slipped.
00:39:20God.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:24I don't know.
00:39:26Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:29Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:44What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:53Oh, no, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:39:58What the fuck?
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:13Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:40:54You're really cute.
00:41:06You're really cute.
00:41:07What the fuck?
00:41:10Oh, my God.
00:41:10Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:25you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail that only makes me want you more
00:41:33morning son morning and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend we're gonna go
00:41:38visit the graves of abigail's parents what did you say gross chris wait no no no what did you
00:41:46say you said her parents died what do you mean aren't you her parent you said she was my sister
00:41:50chris i am not playing these games with you today no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological
00:41:56sister or not is abigail my biological sister or not no of course not abigail is the daughter of my
00:42:05best friend he and his wife died in the line of duty oh i knew it god i knew it
00:42:14i'm not a freak
00:42:18oh well i don't know about that then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play when he's not talking he's really
00:42:33not that bad is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not my
00:42:45sister
00:42:45she falls head over heels for my best bro fucking perfect abigail do you know the answer
00:42:55abigail answer the question i um i i i i i choose b
00:43:10my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play abigail i expect you to pay more
00:43:17attention moving forward yes miss parlin
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:38chris just wait till we get home i'm telling dad your big fat boy oh my god evie everett is
00:43:46back
00:43:46isn't she chris's girlfriend chris's girlfriend oh the one in the photo the one in the locket that he
00:43:54never takes off yeah their childhood sweethearts back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class
00:43:59and back every day he stuck to her like glue then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet
00:44:05she's the youngest principal dancer ever isn't she awesome she sounds incredible
00:44:34evie's back our queen bee's back
00:44:47oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh she's flawless i've never seen anyone so gorgeous so graceful
00:45:02see that's evie the only girl chris has eyes for she's everything that you're not
00:45:09hey guys look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad you pick on me till i'm sad but i still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn you're annoying but your smile's my undoing i think i really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night thinking about that kiss i'd give you my first time and let you show
00:45:42me
00:45:43please stop it give it back
00:45:45give it back to me abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:49no wonder you're still a virgin go on tell us who exactly are you gonna lose it to
00:45:57who exactly are you playing to give it to give it back to me
00:46:04kylie cut it out
00:46:07wow abigail didn't know you had it in you
00:46:10miss goodie two shoes over here has been two-timing oscar and chris
00:46:15no no it's not what you think
00:46:17don't be shy girl share with the class
00:46:22who's that letter for oscar or chris
00:46:29is abigail's love letter for me
00:46:34the letter is speak up oh my god was i right you've liked chris all along haven't you
00:46:41tell everyone tell oscar who's chris to you
00:46:51i'm the one chris is my brother
00:47:02chris is my brother
00:47:03chris is my brother
00:47:06and and this letter is for oscar
00:47:11really because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:20fuck i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:27i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie
00:47:31plus chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:39i want to go home
00:47:40i want to go home
00:47:41it's okay
00:47:42i'll get you home
00:47:45abigail
00:47:45your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:56hey abigail
00:47:57you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:47:59is it true
00:48:01i
00:48:02abigail you don't have to be shy
00:48:04i'll say it again
00:48:06i like you
00:48:09i just need you to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:15i
00:48:16i
00:48:25my brother
00:48:26he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:28so i should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:32get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy
00:48:44it's storming out here
00:48:46why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:48the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:50floating with oscar
00:48:51he was just walking me home
00:48:52okay that's all
00:48:53that's all
00:48:55please
00:48:56everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:57i mean
00:48:58didn't you write on those love poems
00:49:00aren't you obsessed with him
00:49:02why are you being so difficult
00:49:03let's just go inside and we can talk about it okay
00:49:06we can go inside
00:49:09if you agree to my third rule
00:49:10what
00:49:11rule number one
00:49:13in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers
00:49:16i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:49:18no way
00:49:19okay easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two
00:49:21you stay at least three feet away from me
00:49:24at all times
00:49:28rule number three
00:49:29no more oscar
00:49:30you're mine
00:49:43that was my first kiss
00:49:46well
00:49:52tactically not your first
00:49:54what do you mean
00:49:55never mind
00:49:57abigail
00:49:59i want
00:50:01you
00:50:28chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't
00:50:32your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:34no
00:50:34no
00:50:35don't worry
00:50:35he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:36he's not gonna be back
00:50:37tonight
00:50:48chris i
00:50:55chris i
00:50:58i
00:50:59i don't know how
00:51:02that's all right abs
00:51:03you're doing amazing
00:51:17i want you to feel me
00:51:30god he's so hard
00:51:33oh
00:51:35sorry
00:51:35did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:39no
00:51:40you're doing amazing
00:51:45now
00:51:51let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe
00:51:55maybe we shouldn't
00:51:57it's okay
00:51:58you can trust me
00:52:01am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:52:03my adopted brother
00:52:15look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:32chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:39dad
00:52:40i'm just uh
00:52:41just exercising
00:52:43exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:50oh shit what am i gonna do
00:52:52what no no no i would never
00:52:54dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:56yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh it's uh napkin
00:53:11napkin
00:53:11a napkin yeah i was um
00:53:13i was eating dinner
00:53:14sorry dad on the couch
00:53:15i know i'm not supposed to do that
00:53:16uh
00:53:17what happened again
00:53:23dad
00:53:24you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:25uh i think you should you should go shower
00:53:27abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:29really i stink
00:53:29yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe
00:53:48maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it
00:53:53he's your dad too and
00:53:55shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago
00:54:12you were acting like my mortal enemy
00:54:14and now you want to make it official
00:54:15so what's with the 180
00:54:16abigail
00:54:17i gotta be honest
00:54:19up until recently
00:54:20i thought
00:54:23i thought you were my real sister
00:54:25like
00:54:26my blood sister
00:54:28what
00:54:30oh my god
00:54:31chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly
00:54:38you are so silly
00:54:39all right
00:54:40okay okay
00:54:41i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:45i'll stop
00:54:45a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl
00:54:53what you're looking at
00:54:55ah nothing
00:54:57listen chris
00:55:08abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own it was literally his dying
00:55:12wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:19no you're not
00:55:20i mean you get into fights
00:55:21you
00:55:22you sneak into clubs
00:55:23you were suspended last semester
00:55:25abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:26she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what if someone sees us
00:55:48what's wrong with that
00:55:49what what am i not
00:55:50do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not
00:55:52it's just
00:55:53yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right
00:56:01you're right i'm sorry
00:56:02i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie
00:56:14i was right
00:56:15they're not actually siblings
00:56:17i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister
00:56:21maybe they're just like really close
00:56:24it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:52oh my necklace
00:56:57that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago
00:57:06right before i left for england
00:57:08chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us
00:57:18and that he would wear it every day
00:57:20and that i should too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love
00:57:30love you forever
00:57:31i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34but i can tell he really means it
00:57:37and you're his sister right
00:57:38you know how he is
00:57:49oh abigail
00:57:51you are dumber than i thought
00:57:53a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day and that i should
00:58:04too
00:58:04so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:58:06no
00:58:09no it's fine
00:58:10chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:20what a joke
00:58:22just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32wanna know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet
00:58:36a bet
00:58:43yep
00:58:44ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you
00:58:50chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:52chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:01oh look
00:59:02you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:59:07chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth
00:59:21did you make a bet about me
00:59:22you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:30funny
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever and ever
00:59:37right right
00:59:38what
00:59:39yeah but yeah but it's okay i've heard enough
00:59:43i hate you chris
00:59:47dude
00:59:48dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52yeah everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet
01:00:00look
01:00:01i'll go apologize to abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05benna wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all
01:00:09i don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry bo
01:00:12i got this
01:00:14plus abigail's your sister
01:00:15she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17you're family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:31i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:41so you knew about it too
01:00:42yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault
01:00:51it's chris's
01:00:53you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay abigail
01:00:56this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03i thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:01:08i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me
01:01:14we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:21i lied to you
01:01:23chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:28that's why we've been living together
01:01:31i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:33so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:38he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:43a surprise
01:01:45so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49i'm sorry oscar
01:01:50thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just
01:01:54i have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:03there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17abigail
01:02:17i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:24who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27i know that's selfish
01:02:29but
01:02:29god
01:02:30i want to
01:02:30give myself one more chin
01:02:37what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:45getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:47what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:51tell me
01:02:52who is oscar to you
01:02:54oscar is my crush
01:02:56he's the guy that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:59what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:03dude fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so
01:03:07we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:14oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:16do you think i would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:20tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that
01:03:23of course i do
01:03:26chris
01:03:28well bennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31eves
01:03:31i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris
01:03:39let's go shopping later
01:03:41i need new ballet slippers
01:03:43and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad
01:03:54why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's chris isn't it
01:04:01nope
01:04:02i absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05i mean it
01:04:06i hate chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:08got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:14dinner's on me
01:04:14you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:16not at all
01:04:17i kind of like the brush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:34okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:44mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:05my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:28what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38open wide
01:05:41here you go
01:05:43say ah
01:05:44oh
01:05:45nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:55say ah
01:05:56that's enough chris
01:05:57aww chris has always been so playful
01:05:59am i right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used me
01:06:22are you full
01:06:24if you're done let's go home
01:06:26hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:29you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:33oscar
01:06:34didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:43so trust me i'd know let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no thank you
01:06:51i think that you should take evie on a really sweet day
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:57i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail
01:07:02come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over
01:07:10of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and soak
01:07:30i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun
01:07:45but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops here we gotta go
01:07:59oscar
01:08:04wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:12how's it taste
01:08:14do you want to try
01:08:18fuck fuck fuck
01:08:20god please what is happening
01:08:24get out of the car
01:08:25why
01:08:26i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:39and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42i didn't know i
01:08:43i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:20fuck
01:09:22oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cards
01:09:33she'll confiscate my car
01:09:39oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:58damn brat
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:04and go go go go
01:10:06let it go
01:10:07let it go
01:10:10run run run go go
01:10:31we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:52why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:55hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:23oh
01:11:24oh nice
01:11:26i'm gonna stop
01:11:29okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36wait wait what sorry come again
01:11:39i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend okay happy
01:11:43uh no actually not at all explain
01:11:46chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:48so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:54loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:57the locket the locket the necklace that's for couples it's supposed to symbolize
01:12:02eternal love or whatever right
01:12:04it's proof that you love evie
01:12:06this
01:12:16it's not it's not evie
01:12:17nope
01:12:19so that's my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:26no that that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for
01:12:30you within three months
01:12:31so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:33i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet was what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:51fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:57i think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that again
01:13:33using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine abs
01:13:38no one else's
01:13:40okay i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back
01:14:00i can handle anything you give me
01:14:10no one else's
01:14:19i am playing games
01:14:21i am playing games
01:14:27Waking hard to outrun, all the ones I chase
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my closet craze
01:14:38Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love will hide your doors, yes and I am sure
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:23Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me, I'm the one who fell
01:15:44for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian? I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than
01:15:56that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad? I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet that
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me
01:16:34like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:07Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:12Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
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