00:13you you might not remember him but um stay there i'm coming back it was a true night
00:22uh different than other men yeah he had a peaceable nature
00:30quiet and humble a veteran of a hundred wars but an enemy to none
00:39he always knew what was expected of him
00:43he never complained even as he was dying he he just he just got on with it
00:57he he meant to be a benefit to those around him
01:03it did not make him rich he he held no lands sired no children
01:11up to ask for to see if they're made
01:14he he wanted for nothing but the open air and a fire to warm his feet
01:43his skills as warrior were unsung but he had a chin cut from granite
01:51and he was a dogged fighter he just he kept on coming
02:06the point of my blade
02:08he was flooring sir and took service in your guard when your lord father lost his sight
02:29i'll make her my love i'm a rest in the shade i hope i hope
02:34house hayford sir arlen fought side by side with your brothers at the red grass
02:41his squire his squire his his own nephew was killed in the battle
02:47house tyrell
02:49sir arlen often spoke of his time in your service as
02:53his very finest he said it was you my lord who told him that a hedge night was the bridge
03:01between lords and the small folk
03:08i know i'm not man
03:12was he a shit night
03:13it was not a shit night
03:15he could have been a very good one if no one remembers him
03:17pick up your feet come on this is undignified sir
03:21so high back to camp and leave me be if it please you
03:25i would not leave you sir not while you must stop your master dying over and over again
03:30although it does not seem right these lords are even listening to you
03:35nothing i can do about that
03:37you are a knight of the realm sir
03:40you can say fuck that for me should rise into the list
03:42call out long thorn tyrell and turn his ass only to a lance hole
03:47that's enough now
03:49why do you treat these royal lapdogs like they're your betters
03:52they are my betters you're too brazen for your own good
03:58sir arlen was a great knight someone will remember him
04:08hey who's come can't you see the banner to giant con
04:21perhaps i should go back sir check on the camp
04:24and make sure i need thieves i've been nosing about
04:28hi i have an idea
04:30gonna have your sword to run people off with
04:32or a mace
04:33you have a knife that's enough
04:36you best be here when i come back
04:38rob me and i'll hunt you down with dogs
04:41you don't have dogs you don't have dogs i'll get some
04:43where
04:58our lord of ashford humbly welcomes the great and honorable bill or tygerian
05:05first born son of king darren the good
05:09prince of the grand stone hand of the king
05:15and heir to the iron throne
05:19and his brother
05:21my lord of ashford
05:23it's a great honor to receive your grace
05:25it's a great honor to be received
05:26my daughter
05:27gwyn
05:37boys stop gaping sleep on my horse
05:41i'm not a stable boy my lord
05:45you're not clever enough
05:50well if you can't manage horses then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench
05:56my lord pardons i'm i'm i'm no serving man either
06:02i have i have the honor to be a knight
06:10knighthood has fallen on sad days
06:18whoa whoa whoa
06:21easy
06:23come on
06:25no it's okay
06:26it's okay
06:32there you are girl
06:35far too many people around
06:37i agree
06:41the pretty ones are always temperamental
06:44ah she just got a bit excited that's all
06:46you meant the princeling not the palfrey
06:52excuse me my lord
06:54i i'm sir duncan the tall
06:56well matt i'm sir roland craigall and this is my sworn brother sir donald of duskendale
07:01god's boy
07:02do you ride your horse into battle or does it ride you
07:05forget sir roland it's not often he must look up
07:08to cast his eyes down yes yes i'm quite the rascal
07:12now tell me sir duncan is there a proper place to shit around here
07:16uh not really no
07:22a man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arsehole with hay
07:27you'll deign before the week is out i'd wager
07:30where are you from man you don't smell house bread
07:35no place really i know it my family's from there
07:40you're not a darkland of duskendale
07:43we were crabbers at duskendale far back as it goes
07:49sir donald
07:52may i ask sir
07:54had the son of a crabber came to have the honor of being a knight in the kingsguard
08:00same way we became crabbers
08:07are you baylor targary
08:10uh no no then would you move the fuck out of the way
08:43yeah yeah of course
08:55spring rains have swollen many of our streams perhaps the young princes have just been delayed
09:00fuck me delayed they're not delayed do not curse our gracious host so fuck me not fuck him
09:08it's not his fault father bade us attend this miserable circus
09:12might we discuss this another time so we go hunting
09:17Theron has done this before you should not have commanded him to enter the list
09:23the prince's sons are missing
09:28probably dead
09:30wars have started for less
09:37you're making stupid
09:44they have only been missing a day
09:47no doubt sir roland will turn him up and aegon along with him
09:50when the tourney is over perhaps
09:53Theron belongs on a tourney field no more than
09:56aries or rhaegal
09:57by which you mean he's sooner ride a whore than a horse
10:00that is not what i said
10:04i do not need to be reminded of my son's failings
10:07he can change he will change gods be damned
10:10i swear i'll see him dead
10:16you
10:17who are you
10:18what do you mean by spying on us
10:22show yourself
10:29my lords
10:30i do apologize for my interruption
10:32i am
10:36i have asked sir manfred don darian to vote for me
10:39so that i might enter the list
10:41but he has refused to do so
10:42who
10:43what the fuck is going on
10:45we are the intruders here brother
10:46come closer sir
10:50and others too
10:53you see
10:54they say they know not sir ireland of penny tree
10:57but he served them
10:58i swear it
10:59i have his sword and shield
11:02sword and shield do not make a knight
11:08unless you have better proof to support what you say
11:11some writing or
11:12do you remember him your grace
11:16it was many years ago
11:18you may have forgotten
11:24sir arlen of penny tree
11:28he never won a tourney that i know
11:31but he never shamed himself either
11:33yes sir
11:34i mean no
11:35no
11:36he didn't
11:36he overthrew lord stokeworth
11:38in the melee at king's landing
11:39and years before he unhorsed the grey lion himself
11:42he
11:43he told me of that many a time
11:46then you will recall
11:47the grey lion's true name
11:49i have no doubt
11:59sir daemon lannister
12:02the grey lion
12:03he's lord of casterly rock now
12:05so he is
12:06and enters the lists upon the morrow
12:08how can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight
12:11who chanced to unhorse daemon lannister sixteen years ago
12:15i make it a practice to learn all i can of my foes
12:17and why would you deign to joust with a hedge knight
12:20it was many years past at storm's end
12:22lord baratheon held a hasty lude to celebrate the birth of grandson
12:26the lots made sir arlen my opponent in the first tilt
12:29we broke four lances before i finally unhorsed him
12:32it was seven
12:39tales grow in the telling i know
12:43do not think ill of your old master but it was four lances only i fear
12:47as you say
12:48your grace
12:49it was four
12:50i do apologize
12:51the old man sir arlen
12:52he used to say
12:53that i was thick as a castle wall
12:55and slow as an oryx
12:56no harm was done sir
12:57rise
13:01you gave him back his horse and armor
13:03and took no ransom
13:06sir arlen often told me that you were
13:08the soul of chivalry
13:09and that one day
13:10the seven kingdoms would be safe in your hands
13:13not for many years yet i pray
13:15no i i i did not mean
13:17that the king should
13:19you wish to enter the lists
13:20is that it
13:22yes
13:23the decision rests with the master of the games
13:25but i see no reason to deny you
13:27as you say my lord
13:32your grace
13:33very well sir you are grateful now fuck off
13:36you must forgive my brother sir
13:37his sons went astray on the way here and he fears for them
13:43i trust they will not be found dead
13:57sir
14:01you are not of sir arlen's blood
14:04no i am not
14:07by law only a true-born son is entitled to inherit a knight's arms
14:10you must need to find a new device sir
14:13a sigil of your own
14:16i will
14:19thank you again your grace
14:22i will fight bravely
14:25you'll see
14:33you unknown knight
14:40you are florian the fool
14:42i am my lady
14:45as great a fool as ever lived
14:51and as great a knight
14:53as well
14:59a fool and a knight
15:02i've never heard of such a thing
15:04sweet lady
15:06all men are fools
15:07and all men are knights
15:10where women are concerned
15:25hello there
15:28and uh
15:29one for last night
15:31that was great
15:32how did you do the fire tricks
15:34oh
15:41is it pollen
15:42yeah we uh
15:43we collected on the way
15:48i've never seen such giant puppets
15:50you're making them yourself
15:51my uncle builds them
15:53but
15:54i paint
15:56could you paint something for me
15:58i have the coin to pay
16:00i need to paint something over the chalice
16:07well what would you want
16:14i don't actually know
16:19sorry you must think me a fool
16:21all men are fools
16:22all men are knights
16:36the grey is a bit drab
16:38aye
16:38um
16:40yeah
16:41the field should be the colour of sunset
16:44because the old man always likes sunsets
16:46and uh
16:47an elm tree
16:48a big one
16:49like the one by the river
16:51with the brown trunk
16:52and the green branches
16:54hi
16:55an elm tree
16:56i would serve
16:58but with the shooting star above
17:01could you do that
17:05thank you
17:06um
17:06i'm
17:07sir duncan the tall
17:10um
17:10i'm
17:11tenzel
17:12the
17:13the boys used to call me tenzel too tall
17:16you're not too tall
17:18i mean you're just right for
17:22four
17:24puppets
17:26puppets
17:27yeah puppets
17:29okay
17:31wait
17:32the shield
17:33yes sorry
17:33yes the shield
17:34is that ill handled
17:37the puppet girl
17:39oh
17:43it's just it didn't feel well handled
17:46she is painting your shield
17:47yeah for pay
17:52you are both gigantic
17:57is that promising
17:59it's uh
18:02it's uh
18:04commonality
18:05right yeah
18:07commonality
18:17do you think i'll ever make a night one day
18:20sure why not
18:21you're a likely lad
18:22i'm a bit puny
18:25you're a girl
18:26even for my age
18:27everyone's always told me so
18:32everyone's always told me i was stupid
18:43and
18:44hmm
18:46hmm
18:48what
18:48what
18:50what did he do when people said you were stupid sir
18:54what business is that of yours
18:56my problems are my own
18:58i thought
19:00aren't you trying to help me
19:02help you what
19:03grow
19:04yes hedge knight you
19:07what is this piss froth
19:09i need muscle
19:11will you hear my call to war
19:15good
19:16go
19:16get up
19:21hey
19:23try those palms you clam-handed
19:25cunt but not in your sister's chambers now
19:27ready
19:28come on let's go
19:34why don't you lose this i'll be drowning you fast
19:39you cunt crap dandy lions
19:50i'll be back
19:51i'll be back
19:52i'll be back
19:53what are you doing steve
19:55right there
20:01oh
20:02oh
20:03oh
20:06oh
20:08oh
20:08oh
20:11looking good
20:14oh
20:16oh
20:19oh
20:21oh
20:21oh
20:21oh
20:22oh
20:27oh
20:51you do good work
20:52no better
20:56I need some armor on tomorrow.
20:59Gorge Ed Creeds and Great Helm.
21:03Are you jousting or working?
21:05Both, perhaps.
21:10You're a big one.
21:12I've armored bigger.
21:17I have some pieces in the wagon I might do.
21:20Nothing prettied up with gold or silver, like.
21:23Just good steel, strong and plain.
21:27I'll make helms that look like helms, not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit.
21:33But mine will serve you better if you take a lance in the face.
21:37That's all I want.
21:38How much?
21:39800 stack, if I'm feeling kindly.
21:42800?
21:45Perhaps I could trade you some armor made for a smaller man.
21:48A half-helm, a male harbor.
21:50Steely Pate sells only his own work.
22:08I could make use of the metal.
22:10If it's not too rusty, I'll take it and armor you for...
22:16600.
22:18I only have two stags.
22:21Advise you a day.
22:26Send your squire along with the rest, or else I'll sell me with us to the next man.
22:31You'll get it all back, I swear.
22:34I mean to be a champkin here.
22:36Do you now?
22:39And the others all came just...
22:42Just to cheer you on.
23:02Is there any measure of a fool I fail to meet?
23:11If I win, I'll come back and buy you again.
23:16I promise.
23:18I promise.
23:21Ask her.
23:43See, she has some oats tonight.
23:54And an apple too.
24:08No turning back now, I suppose.
24:17You know the old man lived nigh on 60 years, and was never a champion.
24:21He's bugging my side up.
24:24If I could call myself a champion of Ashford Meadow, even for an hour, maybe some great house
24:33might take me into its service.
24:37Perhaps even house Targaryen.
24:40Do you suppose the dragon house employs many hedge knights, sir?
24:44Enough of that.
24:46I'll have you know Sir Donald of the Kingsguard is but the son of a crabber.
24:51Sir Donald?
24:53Of Duskendale?
24:54Yep.
24:55His father owns half the crabbing fleets in Westeros.
24:59What?
25:02How would you know?
25:04Like fishing.
25:12It's time!
25:14Right, come on, let's go.
25:16Come on, pick your feet up, let's go.
25:23She's going.
25:31I'm coming!
25:34I'm coming!
25:37Are you all right?
25:40Yeah.
26:17Thank you, gods!
26:20I know!
26:21Come on!
26:27Come on!
26:28Come on!
26:36Help!
26:38Help!
26:47Helmet!
26:50Hey, who's that?
26:52Prince Valar.
26:54Aylor's son.
26:56Second in line to the throne.
26:58Help!
26:58He's the favourite I'd wager.
27:00I'll take that bet, sir.
27:19Lord Ashford Fox's sheep!
27:33Get up!
27:38No!
27:38No!!!
27:39No!
27:41No!!!!
27:43Ah!
27:43Agah!
27:44No!!!!
27:46No!!
27:47No!
27:48No!
27:50Come on!
27:52Come on!
27:54Come on!
27:56Come on!
27:57Help me!
27:58Go!
28:08Sir!
28:11To be down, sir!
28:22Get out!
28:23Go!
28:26Go!
28:27Go!
28:32Go!
28:33Go!
28:33Go, go, go!
28:35Go!
28:45Go, go!
28:47Go, go, go!
29:07Dive!
29:09Do you yield, black-fire bastards?
29:11Are you?
29:17Splendid riding tonight.
29:22The part with the fish was disgusting.
29:30Is something the matter, sir?
29:36Do great knights live in the hedges and die by the side of a muddy road?
29:46I think not.
29:51Sir Earl wasn't gifted with sword or lance and he drank and he hoared and he was a hard man
29:59to know.
30:03He meant no friends either.
30:06He lived nigh on sixty years and never was a champion.
30:10What chance do I have, truly?
30:17But he was good to me.
30:24I wasn't his family, but he kept me like we were.
30:33Sir, he raised me to be an honorable man.
30:39And all these noble lords can't even remember his name.
30:48His name was Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
30:53And I am his legacy.
30:56On the morrow, we will show them what his hand has wrought.
31:02In that time.
31:29Here he is.
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