00:06You
00:30I can't!
00:56I'm here for you!
00:59I can't!
00:59I can't see you!
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:43I can't get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can't get the weapon in his hand.
02:49There, here's a confounder!
02:51Ah, no, no!
02:52Ah, thumb financially!
03:12This one causes us to very few years in our end.
03:15SmartATE.
03:15Oh, giving that number.
03:17Good boy. Good boy, Thunder. Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth. We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risley.
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, Sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, Sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just, like, just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Makar sprang out last.
06:29Damon was the bastard.
06:31So they kicked his bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie killer rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:44Black guy's not a trueborn.
06:45He came from the wrong country.
06:47Was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard.
06:52With his giant feigning host of Dornish spirit men.
06:59Fetch my armor.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge gives two knights of high birth and renown.
07:22Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no.
07:47No, no, no, no.
07:48Um, uh, goose eggs.
07:51Just, just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no.
07:54Uh, just, um, goose eggs.
07:58Like, just the...
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Uh, your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:30Mm-hmm.
08:31Come on, go, go, go.
09:15Good boy, huh?
09:16Come on!
09:35Do you want some hard-soled beef?
09:41I can't eat hard-soled beef, I just eat lovely food and grapes and all the bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh,
09:49can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero, and he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most, haven't you not, sir?
10:37I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire after the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:27I can't.
11:31But if you win...
11:41If I win...
11:48If I win...
11:50If I win...
11:50You can...
11:50Mr Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please!
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I, er...
12:06Only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:32Hmm.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:46I...
12:46I don't have any money.
12:49I...
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Oh!
13:16He's a deaf Lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But, we're a...
13:22Challenger to come forth.
13:24And on our Sir Andrew against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37now now rest assured rest assured I mean no disrespect I ask only what you
13:42already intend drive your fall from a saddle and take your place on champion's
13:47row I do not want a victory that I have not earned have you not earned it
13:59let Sir Andrew take the fall and you shall have his horse hands and armor as
14:04recompense for your role a tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an
14:08aldertree home it's an elm
14:20I beg you think on it I shall seek your answer on the morrow
14:26perhaps the reins will hold till then mind your pride if you're Duncan
15:00son of Mirka grandson King Terran the Good and Prince of Oz Targaryen Prince Arian Bright Flame
15:11good game
15:42Cousin?
15:52Not to worry, I won't embarrass you today Come out, come out little knight It's time you face the dragon
16:47Kill him! Kill him!
16:50Kill him! Kill him!
17:00Kill him!
17:12He's too low
17:13Oh, my God.
17:43Jesus Christ!
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31That was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me,
18:38and I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lass.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lass
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost a digit-ending flock
19:04Now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers less than most
19:12You'll shut the lock your heart
19:14Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:16Oh, fairly down alone
19:18I tried to buy a pinky
19:20But I copped the whole of my
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give
19:28To more than what we saw
19:29Oh, more than what I saw
19:31Oh!
19:31Oh!
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:54No
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to ride us on to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's...
20:34It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
20:59Uh...
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:06Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:08Why would she say what?
22:10Why would she say what?
22:15Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Uh, yeah, uh, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is, um, Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:43Very well
22:50Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, uh, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:21You mean to play the villain?
23:23Hm
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford
23:27For giving away his horse
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31Looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05Gods know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:13So aye, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I can't be carried away there
24:26I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:32I don't know what any time they were there
24:38I don't know what 911 is doing
24:40And I'm sick of asking them about the hell
24:43I'm sick of laughing at it
24:51I don't know what they've been able to do
24:53I don't know what they've been able to do
25:30Yay!
25:32LAUGHTER
25:38Erion, his whole smile's in chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which are those?
25:50His heir, Darren and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But, most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wondermaker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sot. Erion's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless they were going to ship him off to a citadel to make amaze instead of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23No! Signor, you have to come!
26:25Erion's hurtin' her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:31Send her!
26:33Come here, you are!
26:34Come here!
26:40Ah!
26:42Ah!
26:50Ah!
26:51Ah!
26:51Ah!
26:51Ah!
26:52Ah!
26:52Ah!
26:53Ah!
26:54Hold on! Hold on!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
27:51Go!
27:52Ah!
27:54Ah!
28:00Ah!
28:02Ah!
28:03Ah!
28:04Ah!
28:05Don't hurt him!
28:05Ah!
28:07You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11Watch out, please.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:27I know.
28:38I know.
28:40I know.
28:44I know.
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