00:00Music
00:15See? You do miss me.
00:18I think I just missed my jacket that I've been wearing.
00:30Music
00:38Oh my god!
00:41You mind? We're kind of busy here.
00:43I didn't think I needed a reservation to clean the bathroom.
00:47Don't talk to the help, Danielle. It's beneath you.
00:51You know, I was expecting to take the trash out. I didn't think it'd talk back.
00:58You're going to let her speak to me like that?
01:00You did throw the first punch. Can't blame her for hitting back.
01:04Well, the girl is embarrassing herself.
01:06Last I checked, I'm not the one trying to get Dick down in the basement of a bar.
01:12Pretty low.
01:13You know, it's really not that bad. If you want, there's room for three. You can do it.
01:18As if he would touch a girl like you.
01:23Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
01:27Says the girl who looks like she cried on the bus ride here.
01:33Like I said, talking to the help is a waste of time.
01:48I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me.
01:52Camille. The jacket?
02:04What's that for?
02:05Here's a tip for you.
02:08A little advice. If you dress the part, you'd be surprised how much more people are willing to give you.
02:14They like what they see.
02:22And here's a tip for you.
02:25Not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you.
02:28Um, I don't know about that one.
02:30God, you're an asshole.
02:31You know, I might not have as much money as you, but clearly I'm more modest and have some sort
02:36of self respect.
02:36Oh no, I think the word you're looking for is prude.
02:38Because I don't like getting creeped on by guys in my workplace?
02:41Okay, fair enough. That's not my finest moment.
02:44You think you own the world?
02:45Think you could just do whatever you want?
02:47No, I just, I'm still learning the rules and I thought maybe you could like help me out a little
02:51bit.
02:56So it works better when it's really wet? That's good to know it's universal.
03:01God, you are so disgusting!
03:02Like actually detached from reality.
03:04Are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?
03:07No, you actually don't know anything about me.
03:09No, I know plenty.
03:11Like no matter how hard my life is, I'd rather be me than you.
03:15Because at least my life isn't some meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing.
03:20So hate sex then?
03:25Why don't you go hate-
03:28Go screw yourself!
03:46Hey, where'd Camille go?
03:48I don't know man, some party in Fiji and then some party in Bali and then some party in Singapore.
03:53You know, it's all so fucking boring.
03:56Yeah, why do you think I bought this place?
03:58I needed a project.
04:03Who's in the new world Josh?
04:05I know she's gonna drive away all your customers, right?
04:09Bad attitude.
04:10No, it's Lexi.
04:12Yeah, she's pretty great actually.
04:14Willing to take the worst shifts.
04:16Stays invisible to guests.
04:18I forget she's here half the time.
04:22Hey, I know that look in your eye.
04:24What are you thinking?
04:28Yeah, right.
04:30Come on bro, you like those rich bitches.
04:32This girl's not your type.
04:34Exactly.
04:35I doubt your attention could even last that long.
04:38Yeah, she works hard but she's a total downer.
04:42No, no, no, no.
04:42You said it yourself.
04:44I made a project of my own and I think I can turn that ugly duckling into a beautiful fuckable
04:50swan.
04:55Oliver.
04:57All right.
04:59You're on.
05:00But you gotta fool everyone.
05:02In our world anyway.
05:05Bring her to your dad's gala next weekend.
05:08Convince them she's your girlfriend.
05:10And when you fail,
05:12I want Jackson Corp to stake my new nightclub.
05:17Okay.
05:19And when I win, I want 10% of this place.
05:22Deal.
05:39No.
05:39Guilty conscience?
05:41No, I was just getting our rom-com on, you know I think.
05:44Our grandkids will really dig the enemies to love her story.
05:48Shocked you know that term.
05:50Yeah well, I like knowing what women are into.
05:52How do you think I stay friends with all my ex-wives?
05:56I don't know. I guess I just assumed they all wanted a piece of your dad's fortune.
06:01So you know who I am?
06:02Everybody knows who you are. Daniel Jackson, weren't a billionaire.
06:08Clearly. Never worked a day in his life.
06:13Well, you know, my dad's taking the company Global, and I get to take over here, so...
06:17That's cool. Is that going to be with or without the training wheels?
06:22Okay, so you know the tabloid facts. Why don't you find out for yourself? Have dinner with me.
06:29You're asking me out on a date.
06:31Mm-hmm.
06:33Why?
06:34Maybe I'd like a challenge.
06:36My life's already challenging enough. I think so.
06:39Come on. You know, I promised you to have a good time.
06:42Josh tells me you're here every single night. Like, you gotta be bored of the same old routine by now.
06:48Bored?
06:49Uh, believe it or not, Daniel, Boredom won't kill you.
06:53You know, some people actually like the peace and quiet of it.
06:55Mm-hmm.
06:55Just try it sometime.
06:58Besides, didn't I just see you fuck a girl in the basement?
07:02No.
07:03No.
07:03No. I mean, you walked in before it started, so...
07:06Maybe you even owe me a date.
07:09You're unbelievable.
07:11You know, I would rather lick this bar floor than ever go out with some slutty, entitled, rich playboy like
07:20you.
07:20She doesn't mean that.
07:26Excuse me.
07:28Hi.
07:29Reese.
07:30I'm Lexi's BFF.
07:31Soulmate.
07:32Roommate.
07:33She would love to go out with you.
07:35I would love to talk to you.
07:38Alone.
07:39Okay.
07:39Now?
07:40Sure.
07:40Yeah.
07:41One second.
07:47What are you doing?
07:48I can't stand that man.
07:50You just met him.
07:51Yeah, and I clearly already know that we have nothing in common.
07:54He's Daniel Jackson.
07:55He's a billionaire.
07:56I have, what, Reese, like $63 in my bank account?
07:59I'm too focused on survival to date, Reese.
08:01But that's exactly why you should do it.
08:03Let the man buy you dinner.
08:05It's one less meal to worry about.
08:07Why?
08:07So I can play dress-up and his friends can make fun of me?
08:10Oh, damn.
08:11You've really been the worst of everyone, huh?
08:14Can you blame me?
08:15You worked so hard, Lex.
08:18You deserve to live a little.
08:21Even if it's just for one night.
08:23Come on, wouldn't it be fun to let a handsome stranger treat you like a million bucks?
08:32Please, please, please, please, please.
08:34God, you're crazy.
08:35God, you're ridiculous.
08:36But I'm right.
08:42Okay.
08:44One date.
08:46Great.
08:47Let's, uh, let's get out of here.
08:49I'm working right now.
08:50Uh, no, not anymore.
08:51You got the night off.
08:53Come on.
08:53You want to go now?
08:56Obviously, we have to get you out of those clothes.
08:58I am going to take you shopping.
09:01Wait.
09:02Two.
09:24Okay.
09:27This is your house?
09:29Just bring the spring collection.
09:31Yeah, the twins owe me a favor.
09:32I thought we were going shopping.
09:34We are going shopping.
09:35This is how the 1% shop.
09:39Right.
09:41I don't know. Tell them they can take the jet home.
09:44Okay.
09:54And now we wait.
10:04You ready for the twins?
10:06I don't know.
10:08You better be.
10:20Let's glow that bitch up.
10:47Let's glow that bitch up.
11:18We have been at this for hours and I'm officially losing interest in this bed.
11:25I don't know.
12:02You look incredible.
12:07I feel like a little kid playing dress up.
12:10Well, you should play dress up more often.
12:12Do you like it?
12:15I mean, I hardly recognize myself, but yeah, I do actually.
12:20You know, you look like a Jackson woman.
12:25A Jackson woman.
12:26Yeah.
12:27And what does that mean?
12:29Confident, elegant, like you belong in any room you walk into.
12:34You do realize if I ever want to look like this again, it's going to take like three hours and
12:39a whole glam squad, right?
12:41Besides, who's renting this confidence bill?
12:44You think I look at the bill?
12:46It must be nice.
12:48You know, it's nice when you've got someone to share it with.
13:08We, uh, we should get going.
13:10You only get one night with me, remember?
13:18We'll see.
13:20We'll see.
13:32You hit me with the H-E-Y I'ma hit you with the boy pie You told me that I'm
13:38too closed off, but you know that I'm not involved with playboys I don't want to be your play toy
13:45Don't you know that I'm so much more than a center?
13:55I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those playboys I don't want to be
14:05your play toy Don't you know that I'm so much more than a center?
14:11I'm so much more than a center for you
14:14We'll see.
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