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00:03:33This is a long story.
00:04:28And here she is, Princess Christie, back from another shopping spree and
00:04:33planning her thirty-fifth birthday party.
00:04:37We're working on this new trick I want to show you.
00:04:40But, she's still daddy's little rich girl.
00:04:52Sorry, Mrs. Robertson. I'll fix that later.
00:04:58Aren't you a little old for that, Joshy?
00:05:00You have your hammer daddy gave you right there.
00:05:03Well, I guess you could call me a conservationist, huh?
00:05:06Daddy owns a gazillion old wells.
00:05:09And you're a tree hugger? You're embarrassing me.
00:05:13Okay, I guess it all depends on how you see things, right?
00:05:15And what are you doing here? Don't you have to be in your shop?
00:05:20Yeah, but where's Ruffy?
00:05:21Daddy.
00:05:26Poor little doggie. What is she happy wearing today?
00:05:29Here you go. Here, take her.
00:05:30Come to mommy.
00:05:32Got her? Do you need a cup with this stuff?
00:05:36I'll give you a clue. Yes.
00:05:39You know, the earth is hurting from all this consuming.
00:05:43Do you really need all this stuff?
00:05:44Joshy, I just do.
00:05:46Love the accent. Yeah.
00:05:49You know that European accent coat you got?
00:05:52Might want to get your money back.
00:05:55This dog's got more clothes than I do.
00:05:57Hey, Josh.
00:05:58Hey.
00:05:59Shopping again?
00:06:02Gloria has worked for my father for a long time.
00:06:06I always thought her real scheme was to try to get him to marry her
00:06:09and steal Christie's inheritance.
00:06:12But the biggest problem I have with her is her loser brother, Victor.
00:06:16A wannabe bad boy bookie.
00:06:18I think they share the same ambitions.
00:06:21Dad's wealth.
00:06:22Then there's Riza, his partner in crime.
00:06:25Take it easy.
00:06:27You're starting to look like a man.
00:06:29She is a Russian world champion killer hit chick.
00:06:39Rats.
00:06:39And then came Max.
00:06:41A real lady kid.
00:06:42You know the type.
00:06:43Cool.
00:06:44Smooth.
00:06:45Always looking for an easy way to break even.
00:06:47Take a chill pill.
00:06:48You'll have your money.
00:06:49Give me a couple of weeks and I promise I'll get your money for you.
00:06:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:56All of them.
00:07:31Hey man, you need some help?
00:07:33No thanks.
00:07:34Max.
00:07:35Josh Manitink.
00:07:36You work here?
00:07:37No, I own it.
00:07:38You own it?
00:07:42Well, consider this your lucky day Josh.
00:07:48Position filled.
00:07:50You don't even know what kind of help I'm looking for.
00:07:52Don't need to know.
00:07:53When I'm paying?
00:07:54I don't care.
00:07:56I just got a little cash flow problem at the moment.
00:08:01But I'm an expert on skateboards.
00:08:03So what do you say Josh?
00:08:06Yeah, who's your favorite skateboarder?
00:08:11Tommy Eagle.
00:08:13Hawk.
00:08:14Tommy Hawk.
00:08:15Tony Hawk.
00:08:16He's pretty good.
00:08:24Hey man, what's up with the gold digger?
00:08:26Well, I'm a treasure hunter by trade.
00:08:28I mostly look for gold.
00:08:30I have what they call a sixth sense.
00:08:33A real rare gift.
00:08:37All right, Max.
00:08:39Come on in.
00:08:41Say Josh, you ever hunt for treasure?
00:08:53Max couldn't help but notice that my sister had come in and pasted her face on my favorite pinup poster.
00:08:59Hey Josh, who's the hot chick on the poster?
00:09:01No one you'd be interested in.
00:09:04Interested?
00:09:05Wow.
00:09:09That's my sister, man.
00:09:11She's way out of your league.
00:09:13Your sister?
00:09:14But what, the head or the body?
00:09:17And what's wrong with me, man?
00:09:19Nothing.
00:09:20That's my point.
00:09:22Nothing.
00:09:24Okay, you want the inside school?
00:09:26Yeah.
00:09:26My sister hangs out at the gold bar and royals.
00:09:30Not places you'll be frequenting with your salary.
00:09:48Hi, Dad.
00:09:49What a nice surprise.
00:09:52What's that?
00:09:52What are you hiding?
00:09:54Me?
00:09:55Is it for my birthday?
00:09:56I have a very special surprise for you.
00:10:00Something that your mother wanted you to have.
00:10:02Mom?
00:10:04What is it?
00:10:05Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:10:06It's something that your mother wore on our wedding day.
00:10:10It means the world to me.
00:10:12And now I want you to have it.
00:10:22Thanks, Dad.
00:10:24Looks great.
00:10:26Bye, Dad.
00:10:28Bye, Dad.
00:10:29And there goes our little princess off to Club Royales to be the center of attention.
00:10:35A real man.
00:10:37Are you, are you, are you, are you, are you?
00:10:40A real man.
00:10:42Are you, are you, are you, are you?
00:10:44Are you, are you, are you?
00:10:47Well, there's going to be a real man.
00:10:53Good evening, Miss Benedict.
00:10:57and of course, Estelle.
00:11:00Great, I get greeted after the dog.
00:11:03Sorry, we have to go through the riff-raff,
00:11:04but we have to let them in to make a profit these days.
00:11:09You would think by now they know their place,
00:11:12whatever happened to class.
00:11:15Oh, you look beautiful.
00:11:18Let's do that.
00:11:23Sir, who are you and what are you doing on a reserved table?
00:11:28Reserved?
00:11:30I didn't see a reserved side.
00:11:33Don't freak out, don't freak out.
00:11:35Breathe, breathe, in and out, in and out.
00:11:38That's it, that's it, that's it, good.
00:11:40I can't move him.
00:11:46You need to leave, sir.
00:11:48Why?
00:11:48Because this booth is reserved for VIP.
00:11:53She's starting to freak out.
00:11:55And you don't want to see that.
00:11:57Really?
00:11:58Wow, that could be kind of sexy.
00:12:00Sir, that's a reserved booth for VIPs.
00:12:04Either get out or get moved out.
00:12:07Relax, tough guy.
00:12:09That's it.
00:12:09I haven't called security.
00:12:11Security!
00:12:12I'll hand it to Billy.
00:12:14Here's the...
00:12:18Sir?
00:12:22What's this?
00:12:23You're buying me another drink?
00:12:27Stop.
00:12:29Give him one of the big ones.
00:12:32A hundred?
00:12:35I don't have a price, ladies.
00:12:37And you don't have enough gold.
00:12:40Obviously you don't know who you're dealing with.
00:12:42All contraire.
00:12:47I do.
00:12:52Get out of my way.
00:12:59Why are hot guys always so annoying?
00:13:01The nerve of the guy.
00:13:03I know.
00:13:06Even though Ivan thought he looked gorgeous in the tiara.
00:13:10He knew he had to return it to Girard.
00:13:17Oopsie!
00:13:18Another Mingbaise bites the dust.
00:13:23I didn't like it anyway.
00:13:32Hi.
00:13:33Hi, Mom.
00:13:37Hi, Dad.
00:13:40I'm tired.
00:13:41I'm going to bed.
00:13:42You know, I stopped caring about what time you got home about 15 years ago.
00:13:45Whatever.
00:13:47Christine, where's your tiara?
00:13:52Oops.
00:13:53I must have lost it in the club.
00:13:55What?
00:13:57Wait a minute.
00:13:58I told you how important that was to me and your mother.
00:14:01How could you be so careless?
00:14:02Do you have any idea what that thing was worth?
00:14:04What's the big deal?
00:14:05We just get another one.
00:14:07There is no other one.
00:14:09I swear, Christy, you are the most selfish woman that I know.
00:14:13I am so glad your mother is not alive to see how you turned out.
00:14:16You do nothing but take and take and give absolutely nothing in return.
00:14:21Well, I'm going to cut off your trust fund as of right now.
00:14:24Until you can prove to me that you're worth something in this godforsaken universe.
00:14:30Good night.
00:14:35Blah, blah, blah.
00:14:38What did he say?
00:14:40He's cutting me off.
00:14:42He can't do that.
00:14:45Can he do that?
00:15:01What a rush.
00:15:03I could get used to this treasure hunting thing.
00:15:06Yeah, it's been a while since I found something.
00:15:09This is a good thing.
00:15:11Bring us luck, Josh.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14We make a good team, huh?
00:15:15Like, uh, like Batman and Robin.
00:15:18Yo, Robin, by the way.
00:15:30Max!
00:15:31Max!
00:15:32You should leave us in the car.
00:15:33Might get stolen.
00:15:33Put that away, Josh.
00:15:35A treasure hunter never reveals his bounty.
00:15:37I'm holding on to one for good luck.
00:15:40I need the luck.
00:15:47Now hold it right there and don't move a muscle.
00:15:50Get over there and empty your pockets in that hat.
00:15:57Well, you said to hold it right here.
00:16:00You said don't move a muscle, so...
00:16:03Oh, right.
00:16:05Okay, you can move a muscle, but not all of them.
00:16:09Just enough to, you know, to do what I just said!
00:16:16One of you get their pockets!
00:16:18And what about these two?
00:16:19If one of us goes and gets their wallets over there,
00:16:21the ones staying here will be outnumbered.
00:16:22Yeah, man, what are you supposed to do?
00:16:26Are you completely retarded?
00:16:27Rock paper scissors.
00:16:29Done.
00:16:32Oh, hell!
00:16:33One more time, I'm gonna ask you nicer to get over here
00:16:36and empty those pockets in that hat.
00:16:38Come on, now.
00:16:39Get over there, macho man.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:42You know what?
00:16:43I'll take that backpack, too.
00:16:45Oh, yeah.
00:16:54Oh, crap!
00:17:01Hey.
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:07I'll get over here!
00:17:08I got you!
00:17:10I got you!
00:17:10I got you!
00:17:11I got you!
00:17:14I got you!
00:17:16I got you!
00:17:26I got you!
00:17:29What the hell? Hold my hand!
00:17:31Someone give me a hand!
00:17:34Max!
00:17:37Don't move!
00:17:41A squirt gun?
00:17:50Once I get a nice day's take, and it's lifted.
00:17:55Just like that, gone.
00:17:58We almost died.
00:18:00It's like your life flashes before your eyes, and what did you accomplish?
00:18:06What legacy did you leave behind?
00:18:08One way or the other, we're all searching for gold.
00:18:12Take your sister.
00:18:14She's completely searching in the dark.
00:18:17Oh, and you got all of this from a cut-out picture of her head?
00:18:20No.
00:18:22I met her.
00:18:41What do you think?
00:18:43To teach Christy a lesson and have her earn back her inheritance, Gerard decided to stage an elaborate treasure hunt
00:18:51on his movie ranch.
00:18:52We were all in on it.
00:18:55Max, the treasure hunt expert.
00:18:57Eddie, who knew every acre of Gerard's land.
00:19:00And me.
00:19:01My job was damage control.
00:19:03Namely, Christy.
00:19:05She was going to be in for the shock of her life.
00:19:09Because this is one place her gold card wouldn't help her.
00:19:14But, there was one thing we didn't count on.
00:19:17Gloria.
00:19:26Ah, you're a dazzling princess.
00:19:28Even without the tiara.
00:19:30Thank you, Daddy.
00:19:32I have friends to impress, and you're making me late.
00:19:35Dressed to impress, but live to love.
00:19:37That's what your mother used to tell me.
00:19:40Live to love.
00:19:40Let me help you with that.
00:19:49Where's that little girl who used to sing with the birds and laugh at the frog?
00:19:52I wasn't laughing at the frogs.
00:19:55I kissed them.
00:19:56And look what it got me.
00:19:59No opinions charming.
00:20:00Very silly, really.
00:20:03I prefer late night champagne at the royals.
00:20:09A lunch or two at the blue sky club.
00:20:13Is that so wrong for a 29 year old?
00:20:17Hurry, we have to make a grand entrance together.
00:20:26Oh, Gerard.
00:20:27Here, let me help you.
00:20:30So how long has she been celebrating her 29th?
00:20:33You think her friends will catch on by now?
00:20:35Oh, they've caught on, Gloria.
00:20:37They just don't give a damn.
00:20:38Besides, I doubt she has any true friends.
00:20:41Except Josh, of course.
00:20:42There you go.
00:20:44Handsome.
00:20:45You know, it's all my fault the way she is.
00:20:48I was watching her mother dying for a year.
00:20:51All I did was bury myself in my work.
00:20:54And then when she was finally gone, instead of being there for her, I just...
00:20:58I just gave her a lot of stuff.
00:21:01She's a grown woman now.
00:21:02Maybe our little treasure hunt will sort her out.
00:21:06She's the woman I know she can be.
00:21:08I can turn the whole trust over to her.
00:21:09Take the pressure off of me.
00:21:11No.
00:21:14I mean...
00:21:15No way.
00:21:21No way.
00:21:22That selfish little bimbo will live to see the day.
00:21:26If I have anything to do with it.
00:21:32Damn, I look good.
00:21:43Get your filthy feet off the table, Victor.
00:21:47Flex, sis.
00:21:49Don't call me sis.
00:21:51He doesn't like you here.
00:21:53He thinks you smell funny.
00:21:55And you do.
00:21:59This is what I want you to do.
00:22:01I want you to get a couple of the boys together and stick to them like glue.
00:22:05And then I'll see what I can find out from this end.
00:22:08Is that clear?
00:22:09Get a small crew together and stick to the crew like glue.
00:22:13No!
00:22:14Not them, you pit head!
00:22:17Princess Christie and her moronic brother.
00:22:21You cannot let her get to the end of the hunt.
00:22:24Is that clear?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:27No.
00:22:27You have to make sure that she has an accident.
00:22:31Are you kidding?
00:22:32And then Gerard will find himself in the arms of his trustful and loyal female for companionship.
00:22:40Namely, moi.
00:22:43What if he doesn't?
00:22:45Shut up, Victor.
00:22:47You...
00:22:48Oh, my God!
00:22:49Victor!
00:22:50He can't find you here!
00:22:51You've got to go hide!
00:22:52Hide!
00:22:52Hide!
00:22:53Please!
00:22:57Victor!
00:23:05Have you lost what's left in your brain?
00:23:07You can't hide there!
00:23:09Can you see me there?
00:23:10Of course I can see you there!
00:23:12Hide!
00:23:13I'll see you at the party.
00:23:15Oh!
00:23:38Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a great beat.
00:23:41Welcome for a wonderful, wonderful birthday, baby, Christy.
00:23:46Come on up, darling. Come on up. Aroha.
00:24:04Happy birthday, Christy.
00:24:11Come on up.
00:24:16A real man who wants to pass the world. A real man who wants to love and be.
00:24:23So there I was, in the jungle.
00:24:26This little village was being attacked daily by an elephant.
00:24:30I went into its hive. They live in hives, you know.
00:24:33It kind of freaked out and, uh, trampled the village.
00:24:38That story didn't turn out as quite as I liked, but I could tell you about the time I tracked
00:24:42and killed Sasquatch.
00:24:49Hector.
00:24:50Hey, Gerard.
00:24:51I didn't know we were going to be graced by your presence today.
00:24:54Oh, no, no. Uh, not grace. Gloria invited me.
00:25:00Have some cake. It's, uh, really good.
00:25:08Hey, watch it, ladies.
00:25:10Oh, my God. You just ruined my dress.
00:25:13Nothing's my problem.
00:25:14What?
00:25:19I thought he said terracotta.
00:25:21He actually opened the door and it was an anaconda.
00:25:25Excuse me. Birthday girl's coming through. Excuse me.
00:25:28Happy birthday, Christine.
00:25:30And you are?
00:25:33Max Belvedere.
00:25:35You remember.
00:25:36I know who he is.
00:25:38Hmm?
00:25:38He is the guy from the club the other night.
00:25:41You've got some nerve.
00:25:43Hey, hey, hey. Now, this is my guess. He was invited.
00:25:49Josh?
00:25:50Where's my present?
00:25:52Oh, yeah.
00:25:53Here you go, sis.
00:25:55Happy birthday.
00:25:57Thanks. I'm so excited.
00:25:59I hope it's better than the last one.
00:26:0250,000 shares of Google.
00:26:04Like, what good is that?
00:26:12What is this?
00:26:13Oh, it's a, it's a compass.
00:26:16A compass?
00:26:17What does it do?
00:26:19Well, this one's symbolic.
00:26:21Symbolic of what?
00:26:22That you're a bad gift giver?
00:26:24It gives direction when you're lost.
00:26:26And you're lost.
00:26:28I'm not lost.
00:26:30I live in Beverly Hills, California.
00:26:32No.
00:26:33Okay, seriously, Joshy, where's my rare gift?
00:26:36That, that's it?
00:26:37This is not a rare gift.
00:26:39Where's Daddy?
00:26:42Can I keep it?
00:26:44And that's how I got that rash.
00:26:48Excuse me.
00:26:50Oh.
00:26:51Hello.
00:26:51Hello.
00:26:52I'd like to hear a little more of your story.
00:26:55Let me tell you about my giant sea turtle.
00:26:57Victor.
00:27:01Daddy!
00:27:02I know I'm a disappointment to you because I lost a tiara,
00:27:05but Joshy gave you stupid presents and nobody loves me.
00:27:10Honey, listen.
00:27:11When you judge someone, you don't define who they are.
00:27:14You define who you are.
00:27:16You have to stop watching Dr. Phil.
00:27:18He's over the top.
00:27:19Christy, I love you.
00:27:20I care about your happiness.
00:27:22So where's my present then?
00:27:24Me, my, mine.
00:27:25Is that all you could think about, Christy?
00:27:26Yes, it's my birthday.
00:27:28And I should have nice presents, shouldn't I?
00:27:31Gimme, gimme, gimme!
00:27:34Here.
00:27:35That's the only present you're gonna get from me.
00:27:38Open it.
00:27:39This money?
00:27:42It's a bunch of numbers.
00:27:44Josh and his friend will explain it to you.
00:27:46Is it a Swiss bank account, Daddy?
00:27:48It's a surprise.
00:27:50Daddy, I love your surprises.
00:27:54Josh, don't you dare go anywhere.
00:27:56What is my birthday surprise?
00:27:58What do you mean?
00:27:59Look at it.
00:27:59Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if he told you that, would it?
00:28:02Excuse me, whatever your name is.
00:28:04It's none of your business.
00:28:05He's a big part of this.
00:28:06Without him, we're never gonna find your surprise.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:10I don't think he had the pleasure.
00:28:11Could you please tell me what his numbers are?
00:28:16Well, they're map coordinates to some location somewhere.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:22We're going on a treasure hunt.
00:28:24With backpacks and sleeping bags and your new compass.
00:28:27But I gotta warn you, it's not gonna be easy.
00:28:30We're gonna be climbing up mountains,
00:28:32cold nights, creepy crawlies crawling all over you.
00:28:34And, uh, we need 6.30 a.m. shot.
00:28:38So, uh, make sure you're ready.
00:28:40Your curlers and black tables and whatever you want.
00:28:43Whatever!
00:28:44I'll make my own arrangements.
00:28:45Thank you!
00:28:48Happy Birthday!
00:28:52Christie!
00:28:58Eddie.
00:29:00Josh and his friend are keeping an eye on things.
00:29:02But, uh, I'm a little worried about something that just doesn't seem right.
00:29:06So let me make some inquiries and...
00:29:09In the meantime, could you see to it that Christie finds what she's looking for?
00:29:12Okay.
00:29:14Thanks, Eddie.
00:29:15Yep.
00:29:40You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:42This is unbelievable.
00:29:45What the hell is she thinking today?
00:29:51Oh, man.
00:29:54You have to deal with this, alright?
00:29:55Not me.
00:30:04Good morning, all.
00:30:06Thanks.
00:30:07Just a little something I picked up to make my trip a little bit more terrible.
00:30:12Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Princess, but there's no way this monstrosity's gonna go where we're going.
00:30:18Ah, with an experienced guide and driver, we'll have no difficulty.
00:30:25This baby's a beast, I tell you! It's got a shower in there!
00:30:29Haven't seen one of those in weeks. Takes me back to when I used to run pig farms.
00:30:32Look, Princess, this guy's about two fries short of a happy meal.
00:30:36You're jealous!
00:30:37Of what?
00:30:38My looks, my money, my gold, and my moto-coach. Just pick any of them!
00:30:44So, long story short, that's how I accidentally became a ref in the NFL.
00:30:49Whatever. Fine.
00:30:50Hey, let me show you where I hid the teepee. And your makeup.
00:30:53Sure.
00:31:04Okay, um, guys, let's start with the clue.
00:31:09Christy, could you read it, please?
00:31:23I'll let you have it.
00:31:24Let me see that.
00:31:28Well, just as I thought, these are map coordinates.
00:31:32Is it a treasure map?
00:31:36Finally, you come to some use. So where is it?
00:31:40I think it's looking for you.
00:31:42I think this is it. Josh!
00:31:51Yeah?
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52Uh-huh.
00:31:54He found something.
00:32:00Bingo!
00:32:01They found something! They did!
00:32:02Being the nice guys that we are, we decided to stage the first clue conveniently close to camp.
00:32:08He's a box!
00:32:09Whoa!
00:32:15What is it?
00:32:17Is that the gold?
00:32:18Oh!
00:32:20I can't believe this, man.
00:32:23Oh, my God.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:26Oh, my God.
00:32:27Oh, my God.
00:32:27Josh.
00:32:27What is it?
00:32:32It's a flash drive.
00:32:34Surprise!
00:32:35I'll get my laptop.
00:32:37I love that it's surprises.
00:32:39We all knew she had no clue what that was.
00:32:48Can you see anything, please?
00:32:50It's a map.
00:32:51A treasure map?
00:32:53It looks like it.
00:32:54No poverty in my legacy.
00:32:57Since when did you ever have to face poverty, anyway?
00:33:00It's all relative.
00:33:01I've been going through some tough times lately.
00:33:04Haven't I in style?
00:33:05Sure.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:06It's all relative.
00:33:07You know, I had a relative once.
00:33:10Damnedest thing.
00:33:11Well, what's not relative is out here in the world, right here and now.
00:33:16I can handle myself.
00:33:18All right.
00:33:19So, why don't you take your shoes off and circle the trailer.
00:33:23And if you can't handle that, you sleep in my tent and I sleep in the trailer.
00:33:28Deal?
00:33:29No deal.
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Deal!
00:33:31Ah, yes!
00:33:32And it's not a trailer.
00:33:34It's a motor coach.
00:33:35Okay.
00:33:36I don't sleep in trailers.
00:33:38You're gonna sleep in a motor coach tonight.
00:33:39Sure.
00:33:39Maybe.
00:33:40Yeah, I'm fine.
00:33:41All right, girl.
00:33:42Okay, you be careful.
00:33:43Not so fast.
00:33:44Okay.
00:33:44Okay.
00:33:47Wait for it.
00:33:48Ah!
00:33:50It's a snake!
00:33:53It's probably a snail.
00:33:55Couple rules about sleeping in the coach with old Eric here.
00:33:59Number one, don't touch my feet.
00:34:01I've got a fungus.
00:34:03Number two, stay out of the bathroom around 7 p.m.
00:34:06I've got a routine that I need.
00:34:08A little OCD I've got.
00:34:10And if you hear noises, that's just me.
00:34:13Okay?
00:34:14And thirdly, I have night terrors.
00:34:17So I have a tendency to flail around screaming, mommy, mommy.
00:34:38So we managed to survive our first day without too much drama.
00:34:44Christy slept in a tent for the first time in her life while Max slept on thousand count sheets.
00:35:00I don't know where the hell I am, Gloria.
00:35:03I lost him sometime back.
00:35:05I've been driving all night.
00:35:07You know how bad my night vision is?
00:35:08I'm freaking lost!
00:35:13What?
00:35:15What?
00:35:16What?
00:35:16You're breaking up.
00:35:18You're breaking up!
00:35:20What?
00:35:24What?
00:35:27What?
00:35:28What?
00:35:28What?
00:35:29What?
00:35:30What?
00:35:31What?
00:35:33What?
00:35:34Well, looks like we headed over that hill.
00:35:37Bummer.
00:35:38Too bad.
00:35:39I wish it was that smaller hill over there.
00:35:41It's a lot easier.
00:35:43Perhaps I should just stay here.
00:35:45You guys don't really need me.
00:35:49All right.
00:35:50I just thought I was slowing you down.
00:35:53All right.
00:36:15I just thought I was slowing you down.
00:36:18I would have to.
00:36:35All right.
00:36:36If I can just다고.
00:36:37Repeat shopping with Camiper King.
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00:36:39have to wait to get some Fill Fill on on clothes. So I
00:36:39sint��는 cross色 from how it Wett condoms are doing. This will
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00:36:42puts them all onihawah, anhomme
00:36:43wall eating, fighting intensive a river garden.
00:37:03Let's take a break guys, this is such a nice day!
00:37:07What?
00:37:08I don't want to be last anymore!
00:37:11Can someone trade finances with me?
00:37:14No!
00:37:15Guys, it's an ambulance!
00:37:20You're all gonna die!
00:37:25Huh, amazing.
00:37:28Seems like Christy's having a good time.
00:37:30It took me a while to realize that Christy's determination to try and be part of the group
00:37:36was just to get Max's attention.
00:37:38Look, if someone doesn't secure her, we're all going down the hill.
00:37:41It's an earthquake!
00:37:42Christy, it's not an earthquake.
00:37:44Stop moving.
00:37:47It's not an avalanche.
00:37:56You're in my space!
00:37:58I would like to be first!
00:38:05Hold on, Christy.
00:38:07I'm fine.
00:38:09I'm good.
00:38:09I'm okay.
00:38:10Sure?
00:38:11I'm fine now.
00:38:12Hold on.
00:38:13I'm okay.
00:38:16Ahh!
00:38:19Ahh!
00:38:22Woooah!
00:38:24Oh!
00:38:26Ahh!
00:38:28Uh.
00:38:33Whoa!
00:38:38Whoa!
00:38:39Oh, nice landing.
00:38:45You all right?
00:38:47Get off me.
00:38:49Come here, man.
00:38:51Ouch.
00:38:52What's wrong?
00:38:53Can you please take me back to the motor coach?
00:38:57Oh, she said please.
00:38:59Yeah, she probably bumped her head.
00:39:03Ouch.
00:39:03Is she okay?
00:39:13There's something about the desert air.
00:39:16It's warm winds can even melt the coldest icebergs.
00:39:20Given enough time, a transformation was taking place in all of us.
00:39:25We could all feel it.
00:39:28We're in the wild, right?
00:39:31There we go.
00:39:33That's how it's gone in the wild.
00:39:35I got a wrestling fight with a water buffalo.
00:39:38It's all time to go, I'm going to assume.
00:39:40If you haven't done it, what do you know?
00:39:42It's a sleeping attack.
00:39:43It's a sleeping attack.
00:39:44It's rolling down mountains.
00:39:45There it is.
00:39:47Well, there are any more to make.
00:39:50What?
00:39:51You and me.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:52I have gas.
00:39:54Lots and lots of gas.
00:39:56All right, everybody.
00:39:58All right, good night.
00:39:59Good night, Max.
00:40:02Good night.
00:40:02Good night.
00:40:04He left all his food.
00:40:05Look at that.
00:40:12Yeah, it's me.
00:40:14Yeah, I don't know about this anymore.
00:40:16I kind of like these people.
00:40:17Shut up.
00:40:18You've got deep issues.
00:40:20Really deep issues.
00:40:21I mean, you don't need a psychologist.
00:40:24You need to go to Vienna.
00:40:25Back where they really study psychology.
00:40:27I mean, you need Carl Jung, something really messed up in your head,
00:40:31to be screwing with these people this bad.
00:40:33I mean...
00:40:34Get me the location.
00:40:35Whatever.
00:40:36Listen.
00:40:39I'll get what you need, okay?
00:40:40But that's it.
00:40:41I'm out of here after that, okay?
00:40:43Okay?
00:40:44Hello?
00:40:45Hello?
00:40:47Did you hang up?
00:40:50Hung up.
00:40:53Coordinates.
00:40:56Did you get the location?
00:40:58Not yet, but we are close.
00:41:02Gloria's gonna be all over me if I don't get that location.
00:41:14I'm gonna go find a professional casino, where there's no idiots.
00:41:19Boss, boss.
00:41:21Bring some more.
00:41:22Not spice, okay?
00:41:24Shut up.
00:41:26Don't.
00:41:27Spice.
00:41:28Give me gas.
00:41:39I guess the magic of last night has worn off.
00:41:45Oh, boy.
00:41:47The demon woman's back.
00:41:48I can't function without my latte.
00:41:51I simply cannot function.
00:41:53Christy did a pretty good job hiding her misery in the desert.
00:41:57Sometimes she slips.
00:41:59My ankle is killing me.
00:42:01As she was not getting Max's attention,
00:42:02she went to work, a la Christy style.
00:42:05We're gonna call Eddie.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:07He's not far from here.
00:42:09His wife is a nurse.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Hurry.
00:42:12Hurry.
00:42:12I'm back right now.
00:42:14I can't function without my latte.
00:42:17For God's sakes, will somebody call somebody?
00:42:20Her words are like nails on a chalkboard.
00:42:23It's too hot.
00:42:25Eddie?
00:42:26Hey, we're here at the camp.
00:42:27This is an ankle.
00:42:28So I'm back.
00:42:2915 minutes, okay.
00:42:31Ouch.
00:42:32Ouch.
00:42:33Ouch.
00:42:36Ouch.
00:42:41Ouch.
00:42:43Ouch.
00:42:44It wasn't any surprise that Christy was faking her sprained ankle just to get attention from
00:42:50Max.
00:42:51Ouch.
00:42:52Ouch.
00:42:52Ouch.
00:42:52Ouch.
00:42:53I don't think Max was buying it.
00:42:55Ouch.
00:42:56Ouch.
00:42:56You know, I think we should go to town and take you to a doctor.
00:42:58Oh, no.
00:42:59No.
00:42:59Eddie's here.
00:43:04Howdy, folks.
00:43:06What's wrong?
00:43:06Y'all look a little down.
00:43:07Got a hitch in your get-along?
00:43:09Yeah, Christy got a flat tire here.
00:43:13Let me have a look at that ankle.
00:43:20I think we better have Wilma take a look at that.
00:43:22I'll take you back to the house.
00:43:23I'll be all right.
00:43:25I don't know.
00:43:2620 years of marriage with that woman.
00:43:27Never seen a better nurse.
00:43:29She'll fix you right up.
00:43:30Thanks, Eddie.
00:43:32Okay.
00:43:33Okay?
00:43:33I'm just going to slip into something more appropriate then.
00:43:37Oh, ouch.
00:43:39Ouch.
00:43:40It's down.
00:43:41Ouch.
00:43:42Let's go.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:30And what are you?
00:44:32I'm a nurse.
00:44:33What are you?
00:44:34I meant what are you doing?
00:44:37We're rehearsing for the Giants.
00:44:39Acting, dancing.
00:44:41Eddie's our manager.
00:44:42First, we need to get that foot taken care of.
00:44:45Then we can gab.
00:44:46Yeah, all right.
00:44:47Let's do it.
00:44:52What's that?
00:44:53Oh, we have a pool going on to see how much longer you're going to last on this gold hunt
00:44:57of yours.
00:44:58What?
00:44:59Look at yourself, Missy.
00:45:00Do you actually think that you belong out here?
00:45:03Why wouldn't I?
00:45:04Well, most of us provide some worthwhile services to society.
00:45:09Oh, but wait a minute.
00:45:10Every society needs a ditzy, rich blonde that we can all read about in the magazines.
00:45:16Oh, right.
00:45:17That's enough.
00:45:18Okay, come on, guys.
00:45:20Lay off.
00:45:20Whatever.
00:45:30In many ways, you remind me of your mother.
00:45:33You knew my mom?
00:45:35I was with her up to the very end, you know.
00:45:40You were?
00:45:43I adored your mother.
00:45:45She had a heart of gold.
00:45:51So, how is it?
00:45:55Much better, thanks.
00:45:56When you're ready to go, I'll run you on back to camp.
00:46:00Thank you both.
00:46:02You're welcome.
00:46:09Eddie, I didn't know you and Wilma knew my mother.
00:46:13Well, you've known your family forever, I think.
00:46:17Ever since you was just a little thing.
00:46:19All this land here, over a hundred acres of it, all belongs to your pop.
00:46:23Oh, I didn't know that.
00:46:25I've been managing it for over 40 years for him.
00:46:28That's how Josh got hooked up with your family.
00:46:30He was with me first, and your pop turned it into a movie ranch just after I met him.
00:46:34Really?
00:47:01Thanks, Eddie.
00:47:17Hey, are you having trouble sleeping?
00:47:21How's your foot?
00:47:23Much better, thank you.
00:47:26You care to take a walk?
00:47:30That's cute.
00:47:31Um, but I can fix that.
00:47:33Okay.
00:47:37All right.
00:47:39Let's try it on.
00:47:44A little loose.
00:47:46Thanks.
00:47:48Just my style.
00:47:49Yeah, it kind of matches your outfit, right?
00:47:55All right.
00:47:56All right.
00:47:56I can trip and fall.
00:47:57Well, I'll be there to catch you.
00:48:05So, shall we?
00:48:09I've never seen so many stars.
00:48:12Look, there's a shooting star.
00:48:14Where?
00:48:15Right there.
00:48:16Make a wish.
00:48:18I wish I could believe in that.
00:48:21Well, I believe that anything's possible if you make it happen.
00:48:27I begin to wonder what I'm doing here.
00:48:30Maybe I should just go home.
00:48:32Nah.
00:48:33You shouldn't.
00:48:35I'm not sure I belong here.
00:48:39Well, we all have obstacles to overcome.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:44Mine's gambling.
00:48:46So, now I just play slot machines.
00:48:51Everything's gonna be okay, Christy.
00:48:53For both of us.
00:48:55For both of us?
00:48:58Yeah.
00:49:01For both of us.
00:49:22Rise and shine.
00:49:26Rise and shine?
00:49:28Rise and shine?
00:49:29Rise and shine?
00:49:29Wait a second.
00:49:30Who are you and what have you done to Christy?
00:49:32And what happened to where's my latte?
00:49:35What a good idea, Estelle.
00:49:37Let's make some lattes.
00:49:42It's a beautiful day for the treasure hunt.
00:49:45Definitely.
00:49:54I don't know what's going on here.
00:49:57Romantic walks and moonlight serenades.
00:49:59Have a check the oil, okay?
00:50:15Hello, Gloria!
00:50:17Come in!
00:50:18Victor!
00:50:19You dimwit!
00:50:21What?
00:50:22Idiot!
00:50:23Victor!
00:50:24What?
00:50:25Hello?
00:50:26Victor?
00:50:26Gloria!
00:50:27Hello!
00:50:28Come in!
00:50:29Why isn't that blonde, big old bitch pushing up daisies yet?
00:50:32What?
00:50:33Hello?
00:50:35Victor?
00:50:36Damn!
00:50:37Damn!
00:50:38Damn!
00:50:39Damn you befo-
00:50:48Gotta hate cell phones!
00:50:50Cool it, Victor.
00:50:51We know we're there now.
00:50:53Gloria can't just chill.
00:50:55Yeah, we know where the base camp is, not the gold!
00:51:01Look at that.
00:51:03They all fell down.
00:51:06Spicy.
00:51:18I took a taxi to a plane.
00:51:25From my flight, I took a taxi to a runaway train.
00:51:33Any time?
00:51:37Here you go, Josh.
00:51:38Oh!
00:51:40Why, thank you!
00:51:42Ugh!
00:51:58Oh, jeez, please.
00:52:04You guys want to get a tent or something?
00:52:06Yeah!
00:52:10Wow!
00:52:11So hard!
00:52:16We made it!
00:52:18Good workout!
00:52:20Oh, this is great.
00:52:22That is not a hill.
00:52:24That's technically a mountain, I think.
00:52:26Okay, let's go one step to the left.
00:52:29One step to the left.
00:52:31Another two steps to the left.
00:52:33Two steps to the left.
00:52:34Two steps to the left.
00:52:35And one step to the right.
00:52:37One step to the right.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:43Bingo!
00:52:44Where?
00:52:44This is so exciting!
00:52:47There must have been an alien abduction last night.
00:52:50What kind of spell did you put on my sister?
00:52:52Voila!
00:52:53It's a cave.
00:52:54It's a cave?
00:52:55Let me see.
00:52:56Let me see.
00:52:56Let me see.
00:52:58Right over there to the right.
00:52:59Oh, you are a genius!
00:53:03You found my gold!
00:53:05Let's go!
00:53:05Let's go!
00:53:06Yay!
00:53:11Alright, we're almost there.
00:53:13We better get our jackets out.
00:53:14It's gonna be cold inside.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:16Wow.
00:53:22It's dark in there.
00:53:24Yep.
00:53:25Let's go.
00:53:26Be careful.
00:53:27There may be really large bats inside.
00:53:30What?
00:53:30Just kidding.
00:53:48Someone's already been in here.
00:53:50Yeah, yeah.
00:53:50I think I saw some Bigfoot tracks down there.
00:54:01Oh my God!
00:54:03Please!
00:54:04It wasn't me.
00:54:05My bad.
00:54:06It's all this kneeling down.
00:54:11What the hell?
00:54:12It's a dead end.
00:54:13This can't be right.
00:54:14I checked the coordinates again.
00:54:20They're right.
00:54:22Open it.
00:54:23Maybe it's the door.
00:54:27It's a metal plate.
00:54:30Let me see if I can push it open.
00:54:32There's something blocking it.
00:54:35Look.
00:54:36I found something.
00:54:37Let me see.
00:54:39That's a key.
00:54:40But I don't see a keyhole.
00:54:44What's that?
00:54:46It's a little something Santa left me.
00:54:52Alright guys.
00:54:54Back up.
00:54:55We've only got a couple of seconds.
00:55:14Let's go.
00:55:21We've almost done more at all.
00:55:22My hands.
00:55:26Let's go.
00:55:26You were so fired! You were so fired!
00:55:29Marty, Marty, did you hire the extras here?
00:55:32Marty, Marty, who is that?
00:55:34I don't know.
00:55:35You making the boom to the back, what you do?
00:55:36No, no, no.
00:55:37Let me see it, I'll be...
00:55:38Marty, you're fired! You're fired!
00:55:41You're fired!
00:55:43You're all fired!
00:55:48What is that?
00:55:51Well, that obviously wasn't the right coordinates.
00:55:53Well, it's the right place. We must be just off a little.
00:55:55But we are at the cave?
00:55:57Covers a lot of area, Christy.
00:56:00Let's go back to the camp and try this again in the morning
00:56:03when we have the exact coordinates.
00:56:05That sounds like a plan.
00:56:06Alright, hold on.
00:56:07Did anyone else find that a little odd?
00:56:09Uh, not at all.
00:56:11What do you expect? It's Daddy's Movie Ranch.
00:56:18It's palsy.
00:56:26Hello.
00:56:29Way to look out, Higgins.
00:56:32Wanna hear what I got or not?
00:56:44This changes the whole playing field now, doesn't it?
00:56:47Now, you promised no one will get hurt, right?
00:56:49Just nobody gets hurt.
00:56:50Get the cash and return the girl.
00:56:52Just the cash.
00:56:56Gonna hit her with a dart or something?
00:56:58What are you doing?
00:56:59I don't know.
00:56:59What do you mean you don't know?
00:57:01Nobody's gonna get hurt.
00:57:01No one will get hurt, then.
00:57:03Why do you keep throwing darts when you say no one's gonna get hurt?
00:57:05Are you gonna hurt her with a dart or something?
00:57:07Just the cash. That's all I want.
00:57:10You're doing it again.
00:57:11Are you saying yes to the cash and no to the hurt?
00:57:13Just the cash, no girl.
00:57:15I gave you that knowing that you wouldn't hurt her.
00:57:18You're not convincing me here.
00:57:19Are you all right?
00:57:20I mean, you just want cash and returning girl.
00:57:23Just the cash.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29Good.
00:57:29Nice place you have here.
00:57:40Ruffy!
00:57:41Ruffy!
00:57:42Ruffy!
00:57:42Ruffy's missing!
00:57:43Where could she be?
00:57:44Well, when was the last time you saw her?
00:57:46She was sleeping next to me like always.
00:57:49It's gonna be okay.
00:57:50We're gonna find her.
00:57:51Okay, everybody.
00:57:51Let's check the area.
00:57:53We're gonna find her.
00:57:53Let's go.
00:57:54Ruffy!
00:57:55Ruffy!
00:57:56Ruffy!
00:57:57I'm sure we'll find her.
00:57:59She's probably around here somewhere taking a whiz.
00:58:03Ruffy!
00:58:05Ruffy!
00:58:06Ruffy!
00:58:07Come here!
00:58:08Ruffy!
00:58:09Ruffy!
00:58:10Ruffy!
00:58:11Oh, I think I...
00:58:12No, that's not her.
00:58:14I thought I saw something.
00:58:15Ruffy!
00:58:17This is bad.
00:58:18If we don't find Ruffy, it's like a year of therapy.
00:58:22Ruffy!
00:58:24Ruffy!
00:58:26Ruffy!
00:58:27Ruffy!
00:58:27Where are you?
00:58:33Probably coyote food.
00:58:36Ruffy!
00:58:40Ruffy!
00:58:44Raffy?
00:58:50Raffy?
00:58:53Raffy?
00:58:54Lector, what are you doing here?
00:59:04Risa, you hit me in the mouth.
00:59:06Sorry, boss.
00:59:08You don't seem sorry.
00:59:10Hurt.
00:59:29I'll be taking that.
00:59:32Okay, everybody.
00:59:34As of right now, the plan goes into effect.
00:59:37You whiny little brat.
00:59:39Thought you could outsmart me, didn't you?
00:59:42Victor.
00:59:43Oh, right. Gotta go.
01:00:01Ruffy's back. She's dragging someone.
01:00:10It's addressed to Prince Benedict.
01:00:12Let me see that.
01:00:19You've got your pain in the ass of a sister.
01:00:22That spoiled, uneducated, miserly, two-timing...
01:00:26I mean, it just keeps going.
01:00:28If you want to see her alive again, put the coordinates for the treasure in a brown paper bag.
01:00:34Leave it under the wagon wheel, next to the oil drum, by the tree, next to the Red Rock gas
01:00:39station.
01:00:40Bring the coordinates and we'll bring the princess from hell.
01:00:43It says we're very desperate ex-communists from Spain.
01:00:47No, Spain's crossed out.
01:00:49Kazakhstan, spelled incorrectly, is put in its place.
01:00:53So we're obviously dealing with professionals here.
01:00:57What the hell are we gonna do?
01:01:00I wanna get to the car. My phone's in there.
01:01:04Thanks, Josh.
01:01:09Eddie, I'm afraid my suspicions were right. They've kidnapped Christy.
01:01:20Put me through to Lester Perkins.
01:01:22Hey, it's almost 12 o'clock. We should get going.
01:01:25Yeah, I hope Eddie can track him from here. I think she's real close.
01:01:29And then what are we gonna do?
01:01:30I don't know how to find out.
01:01:32That's comforting.
01:01:45What?
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What? I can't understand a word you're saying.
01:01:53Oh, for God's sakes.
01:01:56Ouch! You're the one who lets Ruffy out, aren't you?
01:02:00Ruffy's back? She's fine. I would never have hurt her, okay?
01:02:04Just relax.
01:02:07Eric.
01:02:08What?
01:02:09These ropes are hurting me.
01:02:11Don't tell me a girl like you's never been tied up before. I'm sure you're enjoying it, okay?
01:02:16But they are too tight.
01:02:17What's wrong with being tied up? It's nice to be tied up sometimes. I like being tied up sometimes, you
01:02:22know? It's kinda cool. Just sit back and go with it, okay?
01:02:27I'll give you a surprise.
01:02:30Really?
01:02:34What the hell? This is all going to crap anyway, right? I mean, you're gonna give me a surprise. I'm
01:02:39sure into that, because you got a couple nice surprises there, if you know what I mean. They look pretty
01:02:44nice. Let's have that surprise.
01:02:45Thanks for staring at my breast.
01:02:48Thanks for letting Ruffy out.
01:02:50Oh, my God.
01:02:51And that is for pissing me off.
01:02:56What's up, tickets?
01:02:57Sit down, bitch.
01:02:59Nobody calls me bitch, bitch.
01:03:02Don't you just love a good beach fight?
01:03:05I beg your pardon, sir. Those two happen to be beautiful ladies.
01:03:10I'll give you five to one and the one with the big rack.
01:03:12Don't bat on her. She's gonna be dead when Glory gets here.
01:03:17In fact, so are you.
01:03:20I think I forgot to lock my car.
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:25Alrighty. You wanna do this?
01:03:29Okie dokie.
01:03:30I'll be back to deal with you later, sugar plums. Daddy's gonna go to work.
01:03:34Alright, meathead. How about this?
01:03:37You like that?
01:03:38I got another one, huh? Oh, yeah.
01:03:40Oh, okay. He wants to still stand, huh?
01:03:42Come on, now.
01:03:45You son of a bitch, I hate you.
01:03:47Oh, my God. Oh, look at it.
01:03:49I'm not a good dancer.
01:03:51Oh!
01:03:52Oh!
01:04:02I can't believe you just swallowed the dart.
01:04:06Ooh.
01:04:08Little sugar wants to dance, I see.
01:04:10Oh!
01:04:10And I'll kiss on the first date.
01:04:16I'm tired of this.
01:04:31You bitch!
01:04:35Uh!
01:04:39Ugh!
01:04:44Ugh!
01:04:49Told you I'd get you, sweet cheeks.
01:04:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:53Uh, if I were you, I'd run.
01:04:56I'm taking this
01:04:58Thanks for the surprise
01:05:36Turn left, 30 feet
01:05:39Turn right at next junction
01:05:42Go straight, stop
01:05:44Go back
01:05:47Turn left, turn right
01:05:50Turn around, circle back
01:05:5450 feet, unturn the left
01:05:57Stop, go back
01:05:59Where are you going?
01:06:01Go straight
01:06:02Turn right, 10 feet
01:06:05Where are you going?
01:06:07You are lost
01:06:23What is Victor doing here?
01:06:35Go straight, 10 feet
01:07:00Baby!
01:07:28You might be making a mistake giving them the coordinates.
01:07:35Hello?
01:07:36Yeah?
01:07:38Eddie has Christie.
01:07:44Let's go get Christie.
01:07:46I'm driving.
01:07:48Okay, we're going.
01:07:53Turn left, Bute Road, 200 feet ahead.
01:07:57I have a question, ma'am. Are these the right directions?
01:08:00Turn right, Burma Road, 50 feet ahead.
01:08:03You heard it, lady.
01:08:05Turn right!
01:08:08We're gonna get rescued!
01:08:12No backseat driving!
01:08:24Huh, you two shut your mouth every once in a while and you figure out where I'm going.
01:08:29Alright, let's get to work.
01:08:32Yeah, we oughta figure.
01:08:34Hey, Higgins, give me your clue.
01:08:36No, no, boss. This mine.
01:08:37Come on, Higgins.
01:08:38I'm big guy.
01:08:39You know, you're disrespectful, Higgins.
01:08:41Oh my gosh, Eddie, it's them!
01:08:44Well, well, well.
01:08:46I'll handle this.
01:08:48Well, isn't this cute?
01:08:50Coming around, huh?
01:08:52You want it with the right?
01:08:53You want it with the left?
01:08:54Or should I...
01:08:54I'll drive you into the dirt!
01:08:56Oh!
01:08:57Boy!
01:08:59What?
01:09:01Good job, Eddie.
01:09:02I will...
01:09:05I will pound you into the dirt!
01:09:07You little creep.
01:09:08Yeah, you need a bat!
01:09:10Get me out of this thing.
01:09:12Pick it.
01:09:12Take care of that.
01:09:13Matt!
01:09:14Christie.
01:09:17What's up?
01:09:17Good boy.
01:09:18Wanna be some peace?
01:09:19Yeah, pretty good.
01:09:28Nobody move!
01:09:29Eric!
01:09:30What is this all about?
01:09:32Well, Christie, Gloria, and her brother Victor over here have been siphoning millions off your inheritance from your estate.
01:09:40You idiot!
01:09:41Aw!
01:09:41Get her off me!
01:09:43Idiot!
01:09:44Why don't you give it a break, okay?
01:09:46You heard him.
01:09:47Give it a rest!
01:09:48Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:09:53What?
01:09:54I thought you were an actor.
01:09:57Actually, I have more aspirations of being a director.
01:09:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:09:59I'm sorry.
01:10:00I'm just trying to figure this out.
01:10:02So, you're a mole for my dad, a spy for Reza, a driver for my sister, and an FBI agent.
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:09With aspirations to act and direct.
01:10:12Yeah.
01:10:13That pretty much sums it up.
01:10:14Wow.
01:10:15But does that make you a quadruple agent?
01:10:18Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
01:10:19And I thought my life was complicated.
01:10:22Victor here and Gloria have been planning this for God knows how long.
01:10:25It's only until the treasure hunt that this all came out in the open.
01:10:28I'm really sorry I had to deceive you guys.
01:10:30No, we thank you.
01:10:32Well, we'll always have the hill.
01:10:34It's a good fall there, Josh.
01:10:37Okay.
01:10:38All right.
01:10:46Now let's go get Gloria.
01:10:50It's been a crazy week.
01:10:52From the bar fights, falling down a mountain, being part of an FBI sting.
01:10:58You know what, we should just have a rest over here.
01:11:01Take your load off.
01:11:03Hey, I have an idea.
01:11:05I'm feeling kind of lucky about the day.
01:11:08How about we give it one more shot with the treasure?
01:11:12Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:13You're right.
01:11:14You're right.
01:11:15Let me check the GPS.
01:11:18Wow, we may just get lucky here.
01:11:20Really?
01:11:21We're pretty close.
01:11:22Let me have a look.
01:11:24All right.
01:11:25And I'll just protect Christy here.
01:11:27I've got the bat.
01:11:28Make sure she's safe.
01:11:30Thanks, Joshy.
01:11:32Hey, Eddie, how you doing?
01:11:34I'm just waiting to see how this all plays out.
01:11:59Wow.
01:12:03She's worth a lot of money.
01:12:10Oh, let's see.
01:12:11Found out treasure.
01:12:12Let me see.
01:12:14Happy birthday, sis.
01:12:17Do you have the key?
01:12:21It's already open.
01:12:24Let's see what's inside.
01:12:25Okay.
01:12:30It's a note.
01:12:34My dear princess, happy birthday.
01:12:38Never forget who you are.
01:12:40Remember and please live by what I always said.
01:12:44Live to love.
01:12:48I love you with all my heart.
01:12:51Forever long.
01:13:00It's a diary.
01:13:05It's my mom's legacy.
01:13:07The proof of her heritage.
01:13:11She was a real princess.
01:13:14And that makes me...
01:13:19Princess.
01:13:21That's all I ever wanted to be.
01:13:24I always knew you were a princess.
01:13:26Thank you, Josh, for showing me what matters most in life.
01:13:30Family, friends, and love.
01:13:35You threw it!
01:13:37Let her go!
01:13:38Shut up!
01:13:40Take that!
01:13:49Oh, uh...
01:13:51Sorry.
01:13:52I'm a little excited there.
01:13:53I've never punched a man before.
01:13:55It's hot.
01:13:56Good morning.
01:13:58Good morning.
01:14:03That's two today.
01:14:05I'm on a roll, man.
01:14:06Eddie, handcuffs.
01:14:18Yo, Eric.
01:14:19Uh, I forgot your real name.
01:14:21Get back here.
01:14:22I got another one for you.
01:14:24See you guys later.
01:14:25Bye.
01:14:26Bye.
01:14:26Bye.
01:14:27Bye.
01:14:27Bye.
01:14:27Bye.
01:14:27Bye.
01:14:28Bye.
01:14:29Bye.
01:14:35Christy.
01:14:37You want me to be my princess?
01:14:40Please?
01:14:50Guys, please, you need to wait till later.
01:14:53I'm still here.
01:14:54I think I just vomit a little bit in my mouth.
01:14:57Like, could we please?
01:14:57I need to take a shower.
01:14:59I've been in the desert for three days.
01:15:00Wait a minute.
01:15:02I know of a place.
01:15:03Yeah?
01:15:04Is there any shopping?
01:15:08Just kidding.
01:15:28Gloria, I've been going away for a very, very long time.
01:15:32Just let me get this around here.
01:15:35Hang on a second.
01:15:35Oh, for goodness sake.
01:15:39Oh, you're good at that.
01:15:43Damn!
01:15:44Whoopsie daisy.
01:15:46You're going to probably need that.
01:15:48There you go.
01:15:49You need that in prison.
01:15:51It's money.
01:15:53Gerard, pleasure doing business with you.
01:15:54Lester Perkins, you're a good man.
01:15:57I am going to one of those country club prisons, am I not?
01:16:00I'm afraid not.
01:16:01You see all those prisons are filled up with politicians at the moment.
01:16:05You're going to maximum security prison.
01:16:07Well, maybe there's something we could work out.
01:16:10Well, I could send you the loony bin, but they have nicer pillows, but that's because of the shock treatment.
01:16:15Let me think about it.
01:16:16Take her away.
01:16:18Oh, what's the nail?
01:16:20Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:16:31All right.
01:16:33My expert treasure hunting skills leads me to believe that the gold is right...
01:16:39Here.
01:16:39Wait.
01:16:52Oh, man.
01:16:53What's happening here?
01:16:55This is crazy, man.
01:16:57Can I see that real quick?
01:17:02Are you sure you know what you're doing?
01:17:04Let me teach you a little something.
01:17:05Josh, don't do it!
01:17:07Josh, don't do it!
01:17:10I guess not, man.
01:17:12Are you okay, Joshy?
01:17:13Joshy, I thought you could skateboard.
01:17:15I just want to smile.
01:17:19I don't want to compromise.
01:17:23I'm raising my hands into a glass.
01:17:28So now you know how I ended up here.
01:17:31Surrounded by the gold and the beautiful.
01:17:38Just the way you looked at me, I see reflected all I can be.
01:17:51You pulled me up to higher ground, so my spirit...
01:17:59After the transformation in the desert, and getting her inheritance back, Christy founded
01:18:05a charity for single parent kids.
01:18:07Cat.
01:18:18Lucky girl.
01:18:29She's the only heir, my sweet man, sweet man.
01:18:35Princess, will you marry me?
01:18:40Yes.
01:18:41Yes.
01:18:42Yes.
01:18:44Yes.
01:18:45And they lived happily ever after.
01:18:47Mission accomplished.
01:18:48Or not.
01:18:51So, is Christy really a princess?
01:19:00So the treasure hunt did change Christy.
01:19:05Okay, but not all that much.
01:19:09The only downside was, we had to rush little Ruffy back into therapy.
01:19:15It seems the trauma of the treasure hunt had given poor Ruffy an eating disorder.
01:19:30So in the end, Christy will always be Christy.
01:19:34And we love her just the way she is.
01:19:37Well, most of the time.
01:19:40Where is my latte?
01:19:41I simply cannot function without my latte.
01:19:49I'm okay.
01:19:51Lamb of God, paparazzi's delight.
01:19:55Media, darling, into the night.
01:19:58Give us one more pose, then we all scream.
01:20:02You're the red carpet princess living out our dreams.
01:20:07Give me, give me, give me at all.
01:20:11No matter where the chip may fall.
01:20:15Winner takes all or nothing.
01:20:22Give me, give me, give me at all.
01:20:25No matter where the chip may fall.
01:20:29Winner takes all or nothing at all.
01:20:36Turn your head around.
01:20:38Turn your head around.
01:20:39Now that you have found.
01:20:43There's a life lesson to be learned in giving.
01:20:50Give more than you take.
01:20:54Oh, don't make that same mistake.
01:20:58Cause when you give, it satisfies your soul.
01:21:06Your soul.
01:21:09Give me, give me, give me at all.
01:21:11You're told you had around.
01:21:13You're never where the chip may fall.
01:21:15Now that you have found.
01:21:17Winner takes all or nothing.
01:21:23Give me, give me, give me at all.
01:21:25Give me, give me, give me at all.
01:21:26Turn your head around.
01:21:27You'll tell me there around.
01:21:46No matter where the chip may fall.
01:21:54Just the way you look at me, I see reflected all I can be.
01:22:06You pulled me up to higher ground so my spirit can reach the sky.
01:22:19You touched my shirt and opened the door for me.
01:22:29You pulled me up to higher ground so I wanted to be.
01:22:43Should we finally end a sweet mess when my life began?
01:22:53And now you help me clearly see all the power inside of me.
01:23:18You, you touched my soul and opened a new world for me.
01:23:29Yes, you, you pulled me up to where I wanted to be.
01:23:40And now you, you touched my soul and opened a new world for me.
01:23:52Oh, you, you pulled me up to where I wanted to be.
01:24:04And now you, you touched my soul and opened a new world for me.
01:24:17You, you pulled me up to where I wanted to be.
01:24:27You, you, you.
01:24:40You
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