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00:00:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:01:44I wonder what tonight will be like?
00:01:47It'll be life-changing.
00:01:48You think it'll be worth it?
00:01:50My older brother was a SIGGAP, and the girls that went to their parties never paid for a drink ever.
00:01:57I was thinking more like my future, like, will this help me find a better job, get a better man?
00:02:03You don't need a man to get through life.
00:02:05I know I don't need one, but what's wrong with a girl wanting one?
00:02:10Put it this way, four, five, maybe six years without buying a drink.
00:02:16Imagine the shoes you could get with all those savings.
00:02:19Here, come help me hang this.
00:02:23Here, baby.
00:02:30So, do you think there will be any boys tonight?
00:02:34It's a sorority.
00:02:35There are no boys.
00:02:36Then what is the point?
00:02:38The point is...
00:02:40Being a pie-ep is not just about your time here at the university.
00:02:44It is a way of life.
00:02:47No man shall ever fulfill the needs of a sister.
00:02:51No man shall ever fill the void of a sister.
00:02:54No man shall fill my void.
00:02:57I know, right?
00:02:58For a pie-ep has no void to fill.
00:03:02Don't get in here.
00:03:03My void.
00:03:06Something funny, ladies.
00:03:08No, ma'am.
00:03:10Then why are you laughing, bitch?
00:03:12Language.
00:03:13I won't have that kind of language in my house.
00:03:17You know that.
00:03:18Auntie Snake, these two were being insolent towards...
00:03:21I know what's going on.
00:03:23Auntie knows everything.
00:03:24They need to learn obedience.
00:03:28With its two young ladies' pie-ep-delta sisters yet?
00:03:33No, Auntie.
00:03:35Then they're off the hook.
00:03:37You're gonna just let them get away with every little thing.
00:03:40It'll be anarchy.
00:03:41Yes?
00:03:42Shut up.
00:03:48Can I speak with you in private?
00:03:53Of course.
00:03:56You scrubs are dismissed.
00:03:59Go clean yourselves up, look your best, and please pretend to be perfect little pledges.
00:04:05Yes, ma'am.
00:04:06Come on.
00:04:07Sorority says do this.
00:04:12What's eating you?
00:04:14Nothing.
00:04:15I mean, everything.
00:04:17This house, it's pathetic.
00:04:20I don't know.
00:04:21It's a little run down, but it still has its charm.
00:04:24Not the house house.
00:04:25The sorority?
00:04:27It's...
00:04:27It's lame.
00:04:29It sure is.
00:04:33What I mean is, pie-delta had always been the stink end of the sorority stick.
00:04:41Ingrades, degenerates, outcasts, filled with bad grades and easy, fast girls.
00:04:50God, I miss those days.
00:04:53Oh, excuse me.
00:04:55The legacy of the pie-delts is rife with...
00:05:00Okay.
00:05:01Well, oh no, maybe we are degenerates.
00:05:03Is that what people think of us?
00:05:06In our day, we wore it like a badge of honor.
00:05:11Our walks of shame were legendary.
00:05:16So this is why we have fewer pledges every year?
00:05:19How many pledges do you have this year?
00:05:21Including Ginger and Devon?
00:05:23Well, two.
00:05:27I like them.
00:05:28Yeah.
00:05:30Those girls have spark.
00:05:32Those are the types that are going to bring in more girls.
00:05:36Well, if they don't, we might lose our house and our sorority standing.
00:05:41We can't afford to pay dues without them.
00:05:45You know, our lack of pledges goes way deeper than our reputation.
00:05:51The real reason girls don't pledge here anymore is...
00:05:57The house has a curse on it.
00:05:59Here we go again.
00:06:01Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:06:02One pledge night, your sister, Spider, accidentally unleashed something evil.
00:06:08Get real.
00:06:11What parents named their daughters Spider and Snake?
00:06:14We were conceived at a petting zoo.
00:06:19Anyway, it's all true.
00:06:22My sister, my sister's a lifelong criminal, but she wasn't a liar.
00:06:39It was a dark and stormy night.
00:06:44Was it?
00:06:46Okay, it wasn't stormy.
00:06:48It was dark.
00:06:49They were just three young, super hot girls.
00:06:53Oh, look.
00:06:54There's Spider.
00:06:56Hey, sis.
00:06:58That one was Taffy.
00:07:00And there's Lisa.
00:07:03Lisa?
00:07:04And Taffy?
00:07:06I'm going to break into the bowling alley at the mall tonight.
00:07:09And bring me back some kind of souvenir as proof that you were there.
00:07:12Please, we have to pass this initiation.
00:07:15Oh, please.
00:07:18We'll do it.
00:07:20Good, then it's set.
00:07:22You'll break into the bowling alley.
00:07:24You'll bring back a trophy here.
00:07:26And then you'll be part of the sorority.
00:07:29That's how they ended up at the bowling alley.
00:07:31It was some kind of initiation prank.
00:07:35I never got all the details of what happened.
00:07:39Other than whatever it was that was released caused a night of terror.
00:07:49My sister was the only one who made it out of that bowling alley alive.
00:07:56Lisa and Taffy never even got to see their boobs drop.
00:08:01Tons of holes in that story.
00:08:03What happened to Spider?
00:08:06You know the license plate on your car?
00:08:09Let's just say she made that.
00:08:11She became an artist?
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14She went nuts and became a career criminal, idiot.
00:08:21After I saw what she'd become,
00:08:23I vowed I would dedicate my life to protecting girls.
00:08:26Like you, ungrateful bitches.
00:08:29Great story.
00:08:31Let me guess.
00:08:32You found the key to the liquor cabinet.
00:08:38I get that.
00:08:54gosh.
00:08:56I really hope tonight goes well.
00:08:58What could go wrong?
00:09:00I don't know like if you put in all this work and they don't even choose us
00:09:05They have to choose us. We're the only two
00:09:11You sit here and worry I'm gonna go wash off all that dust
00:09:17Oh got a little right here
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00:09:59Spiders
00:10:31Oh
00:10:32Holy crap, the budget are top notch this year. I just wish there were more of them
00:10:36You wouldn't know what to do with any of them anyways
00:10:44You're bonified genius show me the monkey move that POV bro
00:10:57Come here mr. cuddles
00:11:07These chicks are full-on three speeds. This is your greatest work yet, bro. Oh, I consider this charity work.
00:11:15I do it for free
00:11:16Because it's for the people hold up here. She comes
00:11:26Who's your little friend it's mr. cuddles and he was you and I love mr. cuddles right back
00:11:47Who is that?
00:11:49We're busted evasive maneuvers
00:11:52Huh? Hi
00:12:05Attention slobs
00:12:08Five minutes until the ceremony
00:12:10We'll be there
00:12:12You better be otherwise it's
00:12:20You heard her tick-tock
00:12:27Help me get into my gown
00:12:29Come on
00:12:40Price is subverted that was close
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00:13:47I can't believe there are only two of us pledges tonight
00:14:00Three
00:14:01Wait where'd you come from?
00:14:03The streets, what's up to you?
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00:14:16I'm ginger
00:14:17And I'm Devin
00:14:20Okay
00:14:23Bitsy
00:14:25Bitsy
00:14:25Interesting name
00:14:27Yeah well Devin isn't
00:14:30Sounds like a dude
00:14:30It can go both ways
00:14:32No one cares
00:14:36The ceremony hath begun
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00:14:40I'm so sorry Sarah
00:14:42I mean
00:14:43Madame
00:14:48You two lowlifes before me
00:14:51Have chosen
00:14:52Um
00:14:52Sarah
00:14:53Madame
00:14:55There's three of them now
00:14:56They're multiplying
00:14:57Holy shit there are three of you
00:14:59Oh
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00:15:02Three lowlifes before me
00:15:04Have chosen the esteemed
00:15:06Pi Epsilon Delta sorority sisterhood
00:15:09As your forever home
00:15:10But
00:15:12Has the Pi Delta sisterhood chosen you
00:15:16Are you worthy to wear the badge of solidarity
00:15:20To forever pursue enlightenment
00:15:22Through partnership with your fellow sisters
00:15:25Yes
00:15:28That was rhetorical loli
00:15:29Oh I'm sorry but
00:15:31I will for the record
00:15:33Silence
00:15:35Are you worthy
00:15:37Of adorning yourselves
00:15:39In our Pi Delta letters
00:15:40To wear them with courage
00:15:43Are you ready to spit
00:15:45In the eye of mediocrity
00:15:47And will you never get behind on your dues
00:15:52That is where I would like a response
00:15:54Oh sure
00:15:55Yes totally
00:15:59Speak
00:16:04Good enough for me
00:16:06You are no longer
00:16:08Sleazoids and lowlifes
00:16:10You
00:16:11Are now members
00:16:13Nay family
00:16:14Of the sisterhood
00:16:16Welcome
00:16:17To Pi Epsilon Delta
00:16:19Got it
00:16:20Yay
00:16:25Um Sarah
00:16:26I mean
00:16:27Wolder
00:16:28Princess
00:16:29There's still a lot more in the ceremony
00:16:31Hmm
00:16:32Who cares
00:16:34Huh
00:16:34I needed to get them on board before they fell asleep
00:16:36Okay
00:16:37But in accordance to the bylaws set forth by the elders
00:16:41Screw the elders Tiffany
00:16:43Okay but
00:16:44What about all this
00:16:47It's my favorite part
00:16:50Sisters
00:16:51Since we now have a vote
00:16:55Who would like some of this
00:16:56If you get near me with that thing
00:16:58You'll be eating it
00:17:03Anyone interested in
00:17:06This
00:17:07This
00:17:08That looks
00:17:08Kind of ouchy
00:17:14Any problems or allergies with these
00:17:16I'm cool
00:17:18No problem
00:17:44Go
00:17:51Turkey's really missing this.
00:17:55Almost there.
00:18:08Anne!
00:18:10All right, ladies.
00:18:12Pledge night is not over yet.
00:18:14There is one final task that you need to do,
00:18:16so go on upstairs and get cleaned up.
00:18:18Hustle!
00:18:20A final task?
00:18:22It hasn't been a final task in years.
00:18:24With all due respect, take a chill pill,
00:18:27or a bottle in your case.
00:18:29You said that later.
00:18:34Not your thing?
00:18:36Hardly.
00:18:38I don't blame you.
00:18:41Never hurts to cut loose now on that.
00:18:44You don't know me.
00:18:47Auntie Snake.
00:18:49Now you know me.
00:18:51What kind of name is Snake?
00:18:53A damn cool one.
00:18:55And you are?
00:18:57Fitzy.
00:18:57You making fun of my name?
00:19:00It's a nickname given to me as a baby,
00:19:02whenever I was dropped off at the orphanage.
00:19:05I kind of showed up on a rainy night.
00:19:07You know?
00:19:08Like I went down a water spell.
00:19:15What are you doing?
00:19:17Sorry.
00:19:18You had whipped cream in your hair.
00:19:19I saw you?
00:19:48I bought one her.
00:19:57Phi Epsilon Delta!
00:20:01Phi Epsilon Delta!
00:20:03Did you guys hear that?
00:20:08Look, I'm not the one for handouts.
00:20:10You can use the shower.
00:20:11Double the bubbles.
00:20:13I suppose that you're doing that to yourself.
00:20:15It's okay.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:23Bro, did you fix the camera?
00:20:26Bro, we're gonna miss the best part!
00:20:39Come on, let me get you.
00:20:41Come on, let me get you.
00:20:42Come on, let me get you.
00:20:49And we're...
00:20:50I can't believe it.
00:20:53I can't believe it.
00:20:57I can't believe it.
00:20:57I can't believe it.
00:21:03I can't believe it.
00:21:21You didn't inform me of the final task.
00:21:25Oh, it's nothing.
00:21:26It's just a little debauchery in the bowling alley.
00:21:30The bowling alley?
00:21:31That place is off limits.
00:21:33It's tradition.
00:21:34It was one time and we know how that turned out.
00:21:38Do we?
00:21:39That is why the sorority is failing.
00:21:41There's a lack of tradition of what once used to be a great organization for girls.
00:21:47This will be a bonding experience.
00:21:50You better hope that Auntie Snake doesn't find out.
00:21:56Who cares?
00:22:03What do you think this task is all about tonight?
00:22:06Deathly boring, most likely.
00:22:09I want you downstairs and ready in five minutes.
00:22:13Top job.
00:22:14We're missing it.
00:22:16You want me to kill myself over this?
00:22:18Give me that.
00:22:23Which one of you did this?
00:22:27Was it you?
00:22:28I would never do something like that.
00:22:32You?
00:22:33It wasn't little old me.
00:22:38Then it had to have been...
00:22:40You.
00:22:46You guys.
00:22:48Why does this have a blinking eye?
00:23:00Busted.
00:23:05You think they nailed us?
00:23:06Never!
00:23:10I think they nailed us.
00:23:16Would love to stay and chat, ladies.
00:23:17But we were just passing by.
00:23:20Just happened to be in the neighborhood, huh?
00:23:23Yes.
00:23:23But not yours.
00:23:24We were nowhere near this place, bro.
00:23:26Watched a little movie, were we?
00:23:29Movies?
00:23:30Who has the time?
00:23:33No tea for me.
00:23:34Thanks.
00:23:35So you'll have no problem when the police arrive.
00:23:39We called the popo?
00:23:40Oh, no, no.
00:23:44Crapola.
00:23:45Look, busters.
00:23:47We're on to you pervs.
00:23:49That was a strict violation of our personal privacy.
00:23:53That was a severe offense in the eyes of the law.
00:23:56Punishable by death, fuckers.
00:23:58Please, no.
00:23:59My mom will kill my dead body if she finds out about this.
00:24:02Well, maybe there is a way out.
00:24:04We'll do anything.
00:24:06Anything.
00:24:07What do we say, sisters?
00:24:09We give these numbskulls a chance to redeem themselves?
00:24:12I say we paddle their asses till they cry like little girls.
00:24:16Harsh, but negotiable.
00:24:21Just tell us what we need to do.
00:24:25You Neanderthals have a car?
00:24:27We got wheels.
00:24:30The three of you are gonna drive us somewhere.
00:24:33You kicking in for gas?
00:24:34After we kick in your ass.
00:24:35Okay, easy.
00:24:38Just tell us where we need to go.
00:24:51If we do a quick tattoo, we need to go out.
00:24:51We're done with cleaning, we need to remove it.
00:24:53I can't do this with gaming.
00:24:54I do think we're done with it.
00:24:55I cannot do this at all.
00:24:58Look, I'll be doing a lot of paper playing around.
00:24:59You're doing this for us.
00:25:01Yes, it's a wonderful way.
00:25:01The good thing is we're dealing with so many people.
00:25:02You can do a lot of paper playing or anything.
00:25:02You can do this.
00:25:02The good thing is we have to do this.
00:25:03You can't do it down here out.
00:25:35Bowling? Now?
00:25:37It's closed, you fool.
00:25:39Well, it won't be very fun, then.
00:25:42What's the task?
00:25:44I like you. You get down to the bottom line.
00:25:47I like her bottom line.
00:25:50The same.
00:25:51You all know the sordid history
00:25:55of the Pi Epsilon Delta sorority,
00:25:57the thievery, the unsolved murders
00:26:00of our legacy sisters.
00:26:03All of that started right here.
00:26:06This bowling alley is ground zero
00:26:09for all those years of talking about us behind our backs,
00:26:13phony baloney curses, and body count bullshit.
00:26:17All of that ends tonight.
00:26:20Piss on those curses.
00:26:22And below.
00:26:23A Pi Epsilon Delta never wavers,
00:26:27never shies from adversity,
00:26:29and never gives up.
00:26:31Never ever your task is the very same one
00:26:35given to those sisters all those years ago.
00:26:39Steal the trophy, bring it back to the house,
00:26:43and with it, bring back glory to the
00:26:46Pi Epsilon Delta sorority.
00:26:48Yes!
00:26:49Come on, girls. Let's go.
00:26:56Shit.
00:26:57I didn't count on that.
00:27:11Did you learn that in JV?
00:27:18You coming what?
00:27:20No.
00:27:21We're staying out here.
00:27:22This is your task.
00:27:25Seize yourself.
00:27:30Bro.
00:27:35It's a paradise.
00:27:39It's perfect.
00:27:45Where's the trophy?
00:27:47Let's nab it and get the fuck out of here.
00:27:49Yes, of course, my fine lady.
00:27:52But first, we have some fun.
00:27:55Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we all...
00:28:01I won't try nothing.
00:28:03Well, you might regret it if you don't.
00:28:05No.
00:28:12Get real.
00:28:35Oh, my God.
00:30:00They could be in there all night.
00:30:02Are we just going to wait out here?
00:30:03Not even.
00:30:05We're going to go to the house?
00:30:06We're going inside.
00:30:08I had the boys from SIGUP rig the place.
00:30:11Sweetness!
00:30:14Come on.
00:30:17We need to be quiet.
00:30:26What are you, my shop, bro?
00:30:28People call me turkey.
00:30:30I'll bet they do.
00:30:33Need a brewski to wash that down?
00:30:36Brewski?
00:30:36Are you serious?
00:30:43I think I'm in love.
00:30:53Right on.
00:31:04Hey, want to knock the dust off some balls?
00:31:07Excuse me?
00:31:11I don't know.
00:31:12I haven't done it since I was a kid.
00:31:14You can't be worse than me.
00:31:15Come on.
00:31:17Just take the ball lightly, but firm.
00:31:19Here, take a few steps back.
00:31:22Like this?
00:31:23Just like that.
00:31:24Good form.
00:31:24What's next?
00:31:25Then you walk real fast and funny to the line.
00:31:28Throw a thing as far as you can down the lane.
00:31:31Fast and funny, huh?
00:31:32Hey, it's a guaranteed strike every time.
00:31:35Well, then, here goes nothing.
00:31:46Your instructions kind of suck.
00:31:48Well, you weren't fast or funny enough.
00:31:57Jeez.
00:32:00Ten points for form.
00:32:02But, uh, you've never really bowled before, have you?
00:32:06Negative.
00:32:08Not once.
00:32:12Sweet.
00:32:18Now watch this.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Bro, you're a hustler.
00:32:32Now let me show you how to do it.
00:32:42Stand up straight.
00:32:44A little to the left.
00:32:46And hold it like this.
00:32:53Hey, baby.
00:32:55I'm a quick learner, huh?
00:32:57Totally teachable.
00:33:03Something bothering you?
00:33:06Duh.
00:33:08Duh what?
00:33:10Obviously, I'm still mad at you.
00:33:12I said I was sorry.
00:33:14I said I was sorry.
00:33:14Yeah, but what you guys did was really crummy.
00:33:17And you're only sorry because I got busted.
00:33:19It was just a college prank.
00:33:21Well, it wasn't cool.
00:33:23And I did not like it at all.
00:33:26Just tell me what I can do to make it up to you.
00:33:29Probably nothing.
00:33:31I know.
00:33:32They say the way to a woman's heart
00:33:36is a brand new pair of shoes.
00:33:39But wait, there's more.
00:33:48I truly am sorry.
00:33:50Apology accepted.
00:33:54None of these shoes are even my size.
00:33:55Oh, give me a break.
00:33:58I'm sorry.
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:33:59Okay, now accept it.
00:34:00Accept it.
00:34:00Accept it.
00:34:01Accept it.
00:34:05Accept it.
00:34:06Okay.
00:34:09What a bunch of boring hoes.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:12I'm kind of liking it.
00:34:14Then again.
00:34:15They haven't even looked for the trophy yet.
00:34:17If this doesn't pick up,
00:34:19we may have to goose them a little.
00:34:26All right, ladies.
00:34:47Why those little bitches.
00:34:55Don't you get near me.
00:34:58Your mouth says no,
00:35:00but your body says all kinds of yes.
00:35:03Be careful, big boy.
00:35:05My daddy's in the NRA.
00:35:06Oh, no need.
00:35:07I'll be a gentleman
00:35:08and be on the right side of your mixed signals.
00:35:13So is that a yes, then?
00:35:16Not exactly.
00:35:22I shouldn't.
00:35:23Neither should I.
00:35:29What are you going to do with that?
00:35:30Call your mommy?
00:35:46How does this look?
00:35:47It looks great from here.
00:35:55No.
00:35:56Nope.
00:35:59You'll do.
00:36:00Are you really going to do this for your sisters?
00:36:02I didn't think that was your style.
00:36:05I only look out for a number one.
00:36:07I don't get it.
00:36:09And you never will.
00:36:10If you hate Pi, Epsilon, and Delta so much,
00:36:13why'd you even join?
00:36:14The only scholarship I could score hinged on.
00:36:17That.
00:36:17And I'm clearly a masochist.
00:36:20You think that thing is real silver?
00:36:24Hard to tell with all the dust.
00:36:28Heavy.
00:36:29I wonder what the going price of silver is nowadays.
00:36:33Here we go.
00:36:34Hurry.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:36:39Chop, chop.
00:36:46You found it!
00:36:47Dude, get your own.
00:36:48I'm out of here.
00:36:49No.
00:36:52No.
00:36:53No.
00:37:09What, you little...
00:37:15Um, girl?
00:37:20What the fuck?
00:37:32Free at last.
00:37:33Sultan Almighty, I am free at last.
00:37:36Ha ha.
00:37:37The hell is that?
00:37:39Hold her, hold her, hold her.
00:37:40Before I take any questions, y'all.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:43Is he a Saga?
00:37:45No idea.
00:37:46Don't you set this up?
00:37:48Shhh.
00:37:49Thanks for life.
00:37:50Feels good to stretch these old bones again.
00:37:53You got any idea how long I've been cramming that vessel?
00:37:57Um, no.
00:37:58Too goddamn long.
00:38:00That's how long.
00:38:01Yeah, that's pretty long, man.
00:38:09Oh my god.
00:38:11About time.
00:38:13Totally.
00:38:14How long have we been in there?
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:18I have a hella charlipops.
00:38:21Whatever.
00:38:22Look at my hair.
00:38:25It's so flat.
00:38:27But the important thing is that we're free, right?
00:38:30Not with this hair.
00:38:33Look for some spray, will ya?
00:38:36Oh, no.
00:38:38Did the other imp get out, too?
00:38:40Uh, Junior, yeah.
00:38:42He's over there talking to some dopey kids.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:46Here we go again.
00:38:54Look at them.
00:38:56Did we ever look that goofy?
00:38:57As if.
00:38:59What are you?
00:39:01Listen up.
00:39:02Here's the 411.
00:39:05Impsplaining.
00:39:06I'm an im.
00:39:07An ancient being forged from magic, this shit.
00:39:11My kind roamed the earth thousands of years, until one day, we didn't.
00:39:17I'm the last of my kind, because, well, that's another story of another time.
00:39:21I got trapped in that vessel when-
00:39:23The trophy?
00:39:23Don't interrupt.
00:39:25I spent the last 30 years in that trophy when I went to look for my father.
00:39:29You know what I'm saying.
00:39:30Do we?
00:39:31It doesn't matter no how, because here I am.
00:39:34And that's all because of you.
00:39:36And for breaking me out of that hellish imprisonment, I will reward you greatly.
00:39:40Don't listen to them, kids.
00:39:42You mean, like, wishes?
00:39:45They're listening to him.
00:39:48Yes.
00:39:49Wishes, as you call them.
00:39:51Wealth, riches, looks, whatever your heart desires most.
00:39:54You name it, girl, I will make it so.
00:39:59So, you're like, a genie?
00:40:02A genie?
00:40:03How dare you?
00:40:04Do I look like I need a carpet to fly?
00:40:07No, baby.
00:40:08I'm an im.
00:40:10Did you really expect a genie to come out of that bowling trophy?
00:40:15Okay, what about these wishes?
00:40:17One each.
00:40:18They're a lot of you.
00:40:20Make them good, make them count.
00:40:23I don't know, guys.
00:40:24This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
00:40:28How about you, big guy?
00:40:29What you want?
00:40:30Cars?
00:40:31Money?
00:40:32Girls?
00:40:33Mmm.
00:40:34I want to be a famous rapper.
00:40:36Really?
00:40:37You don't even rap?
00:40:38That's all I can think of.
00:40:40Your wish is granted.
00:40:45So disappointing.
00:40:49Who's next?
00:40:50I wish for the perfect man.
00:40:54Not too tall, not too short, doesn't talk a lot, and will love me forever.
00:41:01Not someone who will be really into me.
00:41:04Someone I can become one with.
00:41:07Hey, what about me?
00:41:11Yeah, you ain't it.
00:41:14The man of your dreams is just behind that door.
00:41:22Go to it and find the study of your dreams.
00:41:28Another satisfied customer.
00:41:30What about you, fella?
00:41:33Come on.
00:41:34I ain't got all night.
00:41:36I'm good.
00:41:38And you, little lady?
00:41:39What's missing in your life?
00:41:42How can I feel the void in your heart?
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:47Say it.
00:41:48I will make it soon.
00:41:50I wish for...
00:41:53Bro, I know.
00:41:54I want a shit ton of cash.
00:41:55Yeah, that's it.
00:41:56Cash out the ass.
00:41:57You snooze, you lose, girl.
00:41:59Sir.
00:42:00I like your style.
00:42:01Brandon.
00:42:08Bro, what is this?
00:42:10I specifically said I want a shit ton.
00:42:12This isn't a shit ton, bro.
00:42:15Come to me, Devin.
00:42:17Come inside.
00:42:19Is that really you?
00:42:21The man of my dreams?
00:42:23Come to me, Devin.
00:42:26I've waited all my life for you.
00:42:33I'll never leave you.
00:42:36I don't want you to a good start.
00:42:43My, what you dreamed of.
00:42:48And then some.
00:43:37I don't want you to a good start.
00:44:12Yo, come on, Em. I said I want to be a famous rapper. Where's my mic?
00:44:16Oh, it's coming.
00:44:33You said you want to be a famous rapper.
00:44:44Take that, Kit Kat.
00:44:49All right. Who's next?
00:44:51You mean next to die? You can all stay if you want, but I'm out of here.
00:44:55Um, we need to get Devin first, though.
00:44:57Don't leave now. You miss all the fun.
00:45:00Fun my ass. Where's my wish, bro?
00:45:03Coming with us?
00:45:04Not till I get what I deserve.
00:45:06Oh, you get what's coming to you.
00:45:08Ha!
00:45:19Bro...
00:45:37How's that, Lifestyles of the Britain?
00:45:45I think I saved enough. You way enough.
00:45:48We should just run back to the house and pretend that this never happened.
00:45:52Solid?
00:45:53Way solid.
00:45:57Let's book.
00:45:59Am I everything you wished for?
00:46:05Will you be into me forever?
00:46:09Of course.
00:46:14And we'll always be one.
00:46:17Your wish is my command.
00:46:33Oh, my God.
00:46:35What's happened to me?
00:46:37I'm, like, totally obese.
00:46:48It won't fudge.
00:46:52Ah, two more fine young ladies.
00:46:57Two more wishes.
00:47:00What do your hearts decide?
00:47:03I wish you would leave me alone.
00:47:06Done and done.
00:47:08Hooray!
00:47:09Ah!
00:47:10Ahh!
00:47:15Crap!
00:47:16You gagged me with a spatula.
00:47:18Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:47:23I'm weeee!
00:47:25I'm not playing your game!
00:47:27Ah, but you must.
00:47:29But word to the wise.
00:47:32Choose your words wisely.
00:47:34Ha!
00:47:35Gotcha.
00:47:36Alright, okay.
00:47:38If I wished, for example, and I'm not, for you to open this door, it would smash me to bits,
00:47:47right?
00:47:48Possibly.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51And, again, if I wished, and I'm not, to be snuggled up safely in my bed, I would be, but
00:47:59it would be on Saturn or something, right?
00:48:02You're very quick and very imaginative.
00:48:05Cool bees.
00:48:07Okay, let me think.
00:48:09What are you always wanted?
00:48:11To live forever.
00:48:13I will be done!
00:48:15Wait!
00:48:16That doesn't count, does it?
00:48:18It sure does!
00:48:20You are a nasty little shit!
00:48:23Go enjoy your life.
00:48:25Your extremely very long life.
00:48:33Where's Devin?
00:48:35I don't know, she's just like, I'm really into that guy right now.
00:48:38We need to find a weapon.
00:48:40You think that'll do us any good?
00:48:41I don't wanna find out if we don't.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:45Okay.
00:48:53I'm good.
00:48:54Let's boogie.
00:48:56Bye!
00:49:00Strike!
00:49:01You killed her!
00:49:04Great!
00:49:05Now we'll never be pi epsilon deltas!
00:49:08Seriously, Ginger?
00:49:15Oh, Mother God!
00:49:16Get away from me!
00:49:17No!
00:49:19No!
00:49:20No!
00:49:21No!
00:49:27No!
00:49:28No!
00:49:28Let's go!
00:49:30No!
00:49:33No!
00:49:36No!
00:49:37We can't block the sink.
00:49:44How are we gonna get out?
00:49:45We have to stop him.
00:49:47But how?
00:49:51I swear over my dead body
00:49:53that I'm never pledging a mother's for horny again.
00:49:57Where's it from?
00:50:15Fuck you potty!
00:50:27Ledge! Rainfall!
00:50:28Dude, this sucks! I didn't even wish for anything and your wish screws me over!
00:50:37What's taking her so long?
00:50:40From my experience with Lemon, it'll be another hour, at least.
00:50:46Let's hurry things up.
00:51:05Hurry up!
00:51:10Don't make us go in there!
00:51:14I kinda wanna see it, though.
00:51:16Is it really as huge and magical as they say?
00:51:19Be my guest.
00:51:28Not a magic place! Not a magic place!
00:51:33Check it out!
00:51:34Ew!
00:51:36And a magic place!
00:51:50No!
00:51:57Man!
00:51:58This is the sky position.
00:52:02We're working nearby.
00:52:03You're up.
00:52:21Is anything gonna help anyway?
00:52:23Oh, that's positive.
00:52:24I guess we could just sit here and wait for the end of it.
00:52:30I can smell you plenty.
00:52:34And that is the inevitable.
00:52:37I gotta tell you something.
00:52:38I really like you.
00:52:41And you're compelled to tell me this now?
00:52:43I just needed to say it.
00:52:45I may never get another chance.
00:52:47I like you.
00:52:48Your style.
00:52:50I think you're cool.
00:52:52Thanks.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:55When the ambassador's for our wishes.
00:52:57Our deepest desires.
00:52:59I wanted to wish for you to be in love with me.
00:53:03But I didn't.
00:53:04I couldn't.
00:53:06Because I would have known our relationship would have always been fake.
00:53:09A foundation built on falsehood.
00:53:13And honestly,
00:53:15I couldn't always love you knowing that.
00:53:27I couldn't find out.
00:53:30I couldn't find out.
00:53:32Okay, this is my friend.
00:53:32In your head, did you wish for anything?
00:53:34No.
00:53:35Oh, wow!
00:53:35I'm gonna die in here anyway, just tell me.
00:53:38Okay, fine, but don't tell anyone.
00:53:42I'm an orphan, I bounce from one home to another,
00:53:46got kicked out from one home to another.
00:53:49I never knew who my real mother was, even now.
00:53:53Especially now, someone who worries about me.
00:53:58Somebody, somewhere, who loves me no matter what.
00:54:06I wish for my mother.
00:54:09Yummy, yummy, yummy!
00:54:21You called?
00:54:22What?
00:54:23What?
00:54:24You called?
00:54:26I can't.
00:54:27You're my mother?
00:54:28Duh.
00:54:35You look exactly like your father, but we act the same.
00:54:39We have the same shitty attitude.
00:54:42Connect the dots, girl.
00:54:45Both are pretty caustic.
00:54:49Let's go.
00:54:58Both of you, let's go.
00:55:11But how do we get out of here?
00:55:13We're gonna have to put that imp bastard back in his bottle.
00:55:17Bad chance.
00:55:23You're not the same ugly jerk that killed our girls.
00:55:26Who are you?
00:55:28Oh, she never forgot us.
00:55:31So sweet.
00:55:33Ah, your sister killed my father.
00:55:36Killing you will be extra delish.
00:55:40You aren't killing any more people tonight.
00:55:45Or ever again.
00:55:47I set out to avenge my father's death,
00:55:49but got imprisoned in that vessel for over 30 years
00:55:52with those chatted Caffys instead.
00:55:54Caffy and Lisa?
00:55:56You've seen them?
00:55:57Every.
00:55:57Single.
00:55:58Day.
00:55:59Those bitches never shut up.
00:56:01That's them.
00:56:02Fate worse than any death I can bring on your head.
00:56:05I'm a sporting imp.
00:56:06You prefer to die by any means of a wish?
00:56:09Or should I just kill you now and get it over with?
00:56:12What do we do?
00:56:13That imp is going back in its trophy.
00:56:16The trophy is broken.
00:56:20Think, think, think, think.
00:56:22Think, think, think.
00:56:23I remember waking up in class once.
00:56:26The teacher lady saying something about
00:56:29saying names having power.
00:56:31Right.
00:56:32Saying its name gives you power over the evil.
00:56:35Well, it doesn't get any more far-fetched than that,
00:56:37but go ahead.
00:56:38Give it a try.
00:56:38Give it a whirl.
00:56:39Ask him his name.
00:56:42Hi.
00:56:44I'm Turkey.
00:56:45What's your name, man?
00:56:46Fuck you!
00:56:49Beelzebub.
00:56:50Bocephus.
00:56:52Do we help them or not?
00:56:54Sure.
00:56:55Let's let them live their lives.
00:57:02Rookaloo.
00:57:04Nostra dumbass.
00:57:05You'll never get it, suckers.
00:57:08I think he's right.
00:57:09It could be a million years before we even get it.
00:57:12Don't worry.
00:57:12I'll kill you long before then.
00:57:15Keep trying.
00:57:18Harto.
00:57:20Bubble buns.
00:57:22Come on.
00:57:23A little help.
00:57:24Harold.
00:57:24I'm a frickin' ghost.
00:57:30What do we?
00:57:31Yay, us!
00:57:33Um...
00:57:35What's the use?
00:57:42No way.
00:57:43You were all so mine.
00:57:46So, so mine.
00:57:48H-Har-Harold?
00:57:50Harold?
00:57:52Harold?
00:57:54What the actual fuck?
00:57:56That's your name?
00:57:57Harold?
00:57:59How did you get it, bitch?
00:58:00No!
00:58:01No!
00:58:02I can't hang your back!
00:58:08You girls suck!
00:58:09I'll catch you!
00:58:11I'll catch you all!
00:58:16That's my girl!
00:58:17Oh, that's my girl!
00:58:19You did it!
00:58:21It was your idea!
00:58:25Let's get outta here!
00:58:27What do we do with this?
00:58:28um put it somewhere where no one can over find it okay let's go back to the house you have
00:58:35pledges
00:58:36to recruit
00:58:48bye oh that was so great yeah well what now oh right
00:59:02hmm well i guess we want the place yeah great idea
00:59:30kimmy you're not supposed to go up there shh be quiet where else would it be
00:59:43okay if i were a punch bowl
00:59:51where would i be
00:59:55there you are
01:00:07score
01:00:10this is going to be a night those girls will never forget
01:00:22you're watching you
01:00:25the way you move your body does me
01:00:35you're not supposed to go up there
01:00:46i got up there for montreal
01:00:51hollywood
01:00:51and made it
01:00:53call
01:00:54i felt like i was sitting on top of the world
01:00:58oh baby
01:01:00oh baby
01:01:01oh baby
01:01:02i thought you meant my destiny
01:01:06and now i need someone to please
01:01:10i'm looking for the special guy who will hold me at night
01:01:15and light up my life
01:01:17because i've been watching you the way you move your body drives me crazy
01:01:25i've been watching you the way you move your body drives me crazy
01:01:33I've been watching you
01:01:35The way you move
01:01:37Your body drives me
01:01:45Monsieur Ilala
01:01:47Cause I've been watching you
01:01:51The way you move
01:01:53Your body drives me crazy
01:01:56I've been watching you
01:01:59The way you move
01:02:01Your body drives me crazy
01:02:04Oh, I want your body
01:02:10Oh, I want your body
01:02:19I've been watching you
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