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00:00:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:00:30My brother's going to kill me, but I don't care. You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:13Fucking dumbass.
00:01:15Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally.
00:01:50No rules.
00:01:51No parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04He's going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:18Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:54Yo, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You've got to keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17We're all in.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:27having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:51It's sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:55So you just don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I don't know.
00:04:15Any signal?
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm going to be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm going to go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm going to make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22I'm not going to be able to tell.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47Um, if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:08Oh, fuck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show em regression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:44Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost, and we still got to start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:30Let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look.
00:09:21It's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop.
00:10:39Dirty them.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Ah, yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55And do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take a look at your face?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Get.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you all right?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just...
00:12:04Oh, my God.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life,
00:12:10would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, you too?
00:12:15I'll tell you this.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility,
00:12:59we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:41and do whatever I want you to do to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a primal, don't you?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett.
00:17:49Please, this is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:52You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19Nope!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your head.
00:19:14Please!
00:19:15Please stop!
00:19:16Please!
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:25Oh!
00:19:27Oh!
00:19:30Oh!
00:19:32Oh!
00:19:32Oh!
00:19:32Oh!
00:19:33Oh!
00:19:33Oh!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I bet I don't see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:14Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey, hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone
00:20:56that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay?
00:21:30I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop begging you.
00:22:55Yes.
00:22:59Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Brut?
00:23:39We're ruining everything.
00:23:52What?
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:02i swear to god guys what are you doing right now talk to me
00:24:05face time to run
00:24:10what is he doing is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red hey ron what's up man
00:24:22ali called me dumbass and i had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:29or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:31it's it was an accident okay we just i butt dialed you
00:24:36we went to the freshman party and and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:42and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:45okay chill really yeah look
00:24:52it's really dry okay my eyes like dying
00:24:57all right brett if that's true you guys got a ticket or two i don't know like an urgent
00:25:01care right now or something i need you to take care of that i was uh i was going to
00:25:04you right
00:25:05after i got it right here peace bye
00:25:11oh my god that was really really close
00:25:15hey what's up
00:25:16what's going on we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no ellie
00:25:19it's late
00:25:20come on you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey allison
00:25:24stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:34you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:50allison you're up first
00:25:54allison you're up first
00:25:54okay
00:26:02let's go
00:26:02at that
00:26:02i'll see you
00:26:03again
00:26:03at that
00:26:03you
00:26:03you
00:26:03you
00:26:03you
00:26:03you
00:26:03you
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00:29:49¿Qué the hell am I doing?
00:29:52¿Estás bien, bros?
00:29:54Y ya está.
00:29:55¡Aliocin, te mataste hoy!
00:29:58Te vas a ser el líder en el próximo juego.
00:30:01¿Really?
00:30:03¡Wow, gracias!
00:30:07¡Gracias!
00:30:09¡Corto flirting, tú dos!
00:30:27No, no, no.
00:30:33¡Oh, Dios!
00:30:34¡Berrón, Dios mío!
00:30:38¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:30:40¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:48Thank you.
00:30:49Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:21Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:34for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Oh, my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:41This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47We're all...
00:31:48It's alright.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:49Thank you.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:03Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No, hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:31Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:48so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:33:59and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh shit
00:34:36Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks stony Look at you, you look fantastic
00:34:55You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00You know, that's true, that's true I have
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah, you're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:09Really, to you as your best friend's sister, of course
00:35:16As more than just a friend's sister
00:35:21All right, time's ticking, let's move
00:35:24Allison, I don't know whatever this look is
00:35:30But it works
00:35:32You take center, let's go
00:35:39Okay
00:35:39Hey, uh
00:35:47Break the leg
00:35:50I'll do
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen
00:35:57Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad
00:36:01Hey
00:36:03I'm okay
00:36:05One, two, three, go
00:36:07Hey
00:36:11Shout out loud
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh
00:36:18Oh yeah
00:36:24Oh yeah
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire
00:36:37It's Allison Scott
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot
00:36:47I mean, damn
00:36:48I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52Body in that uniform
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight
00:36:57Stay with me
00:36:58I don't have to
00:36:59See, girls like that
00:37:00They always come running to guys like me
00:37:03I'm telling you right now
00:37:04If you don't fuck off
00:37:05The only thing that's gonna be chasing you
00:37:07Is my fist
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line
00:37:19The 20
00:37:20The 10
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again
00:37:27State wins
00:37:28Oh, good job
00:37:31Right here
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Hey
00:37:45Oh, congrats
00:37:46On the win, Captain
00:37:47That was really good
00:37:48Thank you
00:37:49You know, it's uh
00:37:50It's really just another Tuesday for me
00:37:52Hey, shut up
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid
00:37:57Kid!
00:37:58Kid!
00:37:59Kid!
00:37:59Kid!
00:38:00Kid!
00:38:01Kid!
00:38:01Kid!
00:38:02Kid!
00:38:02Kid!
00:38:03Kid!
00:38:03Kid!
00:38:04Kid!
00:38:05Kid!
00:38:05Kid!
00:38:06Kid!
00:38:06Kid!
00:38:07Kid!
00:38:07Kid!
00:38:08Kid!
00:38:08Kid!
00:38:08Kid!
00:38:08Kid!
00:38:09Kid!
00:38:09Kid!
00:38:09Kid!
00:38:11Kid!
00:38:13Kid!
00:38:14Kid!
00:38:16Kid!
00:38:17Kid!
00:38:20Kid!
00:38:20Kid!
00:38:21Kid!
00:38:23Kid!
00:38:23Kid!
00:38:23Kid!
00:38:25Kid!
00:38:26Kid!
00:38:27Kid!
00:38:30Kid!
00:38:31Kid!
00:38:35Kid!
00:38:35No debería besarse mi hermano de mi hermano.
00:38:40Pero quiero que lo quiero.
00:38:57¿Qué?
00:38:58¿Qué?
00:39:04No puedo creer que esto está sucediendo.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me y Brett.
00:39:17Alison, no te pases.
00:39:22Gracias por mantenerme chato, Bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:15No.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22No, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:34Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie!
00:43:38Hey!
00:43:39Oh my God, he's coming.
00:43:40Allie!
00:43:41Hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get out of what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie!
00:43:49Hi!
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the alien one's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45Just finally giving back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars?
00:47:15Fifteen dollars?
00:47:16I made it myself.
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You wanna say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Ooh, Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know, um...
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So...
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason.
00:49:26So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:35Of my brother, so...
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Akiki, check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games. You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go. Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:44Ow!
00:51:50Oh my god, is she okay?
00:53:30¿No?
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did!
00:53:41I fell in love with you, I'm in love with you!
00:53:43Stop! Stop!
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:45I know that!
00:53:47I know, I know that.
00:53:47Susan why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero, and then,
00:53:51Pushing me away!
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57porque estás jugando con mis sentimientos
00:53:59y no puedes seguir haciendo eso
00:54:01¿ok?
00:54:03quiero que te diga que me
00:54:05te diga que no quiero esto
00:54:08te diga que me quiero que me salga de ti
00:54:09te diga que te diga que te diga que te diga
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to start
00:54:19fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44I wasn't here with no idea
00:54:46every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56why didn't you say anything
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00but you know what
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:23every morning
00:55:25every night
00:55:27every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31it's you that I see
00:55:34every time
00:55:38hey
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:49right here
00:55:52right here
00:55:53right now
00:56:06so what do we know?
00:56:12what do you want us to be?
00:56:16what do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28but what about Ron?
00:56:30he's going to kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34he's very protectable to brother
00:56:36but I think he'll come around
00:56:37when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01but it's just
00:57:02for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:08I won't do it your way
00:57:11it'll be secret flowers
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck
00:57:43in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away
00:57:45from ditching my car
00:57:46and just sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:49well
00:57:49as much as I'd love
00:57:51to see you running to me
00:57:53don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me
00:57:55and
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:58oh I know you love my car
00:58:00he grabs you by the waist
00:58:01hoisting me up
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:04stop
00:58:05don't
00:58:06read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08every single word
00:58:09that you've ever written
00:58:10is etched into my heart
00:58:11into my soul
00:58:12ah
00:58:13betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking
00:58:17and biting
00:58:18holy shit
00:58:19that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like
00:58:23Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:23when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29I feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center
00:58:31slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34make away Allie
00:58:35fuck
00:58:37fuck
00:58:39fuck
00:58:40fuck
00:58:40fuck
00:58:44oh my god
00:58:44someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:47bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey
00:59:09are you okay?
00:59:10you sounded sick
00:59:10do you need help?
00:59:11mind your own business Virgin Mary
00:59:13you think just because Brett
00:59:14took a chance on you once
00:59:16you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:25shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:49that's Allison's
00:59:49uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51if I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:10let's see what you're up to
01:00:14hey
01:00:15hey
01:00:15you found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17thank you
01:00:18no problem
01:00:22attention
01:00:23all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25it has been brought to our attention that
01:00:27apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34otherwise
01:00:35will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:38for a thorough search
01:00:39well
01:00:41I think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45right?
01:00:46I'm sorry but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago
01:00:49excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51sounded like you were retching
01:00:53and I asked you if you were ok
01:00:54look at this
01:00:54this is perfection
01:00:56it's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02who came in with zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn Scott
01:01:14sure but I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:19well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:29performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:36okay those aren't mine
01:01:38right
01:01:39a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach
01:01:42please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:46it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine
01:01:51yeah those are actually uh
01:01:52my uh
01:01:53vitamins
01:01:54did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57yeah sorry I should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right
01:02:01they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh Miss Russo
01:02:04how is it
01:02:05that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:16yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:18that's enough
01:02:20all I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:27what you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just waltz in here and steal everything from me
01:02:42that's enough Rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:49I know
01:02:50listen up when it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her?
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03coach will kill me
01:03:04fine
01:03:05then say goodbye to those little supplements
01:03:07that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:11every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as I say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:16and make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:17she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there?
01:03:30how did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36so I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know I heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:44seriously
01:03:44yeah
01:03:45she was throwing up
01:03:47it was when we were
01:03:49when we were
01:03:51having
01:03:54bone
01:03:55sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04hey, do you
01:04:06do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16perfect as the way you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27alright
01:04:28on the count
01:04:29you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita, you're up first
01:04:32then Allison
01:04:45okay, Allison
01:04:47hey, great job you guys
01:04:49you killed it
01:04:51you killed it
01:05:13Hey, I told you to catch her.
01:05:17Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:26Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:40Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett, thank you.
01:05:49Oh, my gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of performances and character,
01:05:57I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:03Thank you.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:08I'm proud of you.
01:06:09You want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:14And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:21Look, I know.
01:06:22It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay.
01:06:24Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:28Ew.
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:31Yo, Allison.
01:06:33She is.
01:06:34Looking good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows.
01:06:37You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:40You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:44Are you serious?
01:06:45What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I'm in your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:01Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:09Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15I'm one of them.
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:25Hey, fuckface.
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:35That's enough!
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:37I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:41You're going to hit her?
01:07:42Get my office now.
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:48Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:50All right.
01:07:52You sure you're on it?
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brad.
01:07:59You could have broken your hand.
01:08:01Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:06Shut up.
01:08:13You know, I could kind of get used to this,
01:08:15having Nurse Allison around,
01:08:18take care of me, help me out.
01:08:20Here you go, guys.
01:08:21304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:22Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29You won't let him.
01:08:30Let's tell him.
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:32In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:38What do you want to do?
01:08:39Let's hide.
01:08:46Brad!
01:08:47Yo, Brad, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just washing up, man.
01:08:51Dad, you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you,
01:08:57all I can think about is, uh...
01:09:02doing this.
01:09:04You need a hand, man?
01:09:05No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:08right here.
01:09:14You've got to be quiet.
01:09:18Let's see what happens.
01:09:21Brad, stop jerking off
01:09:22and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time,
01:09:27assholes.
01:09:37I feel what you do to me.
01:09:39I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46100.
01:09:48Brad, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:50We got your food.
01:09:50It's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:52I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:56All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:07health and physical therapy time,
01:10:09if you know what I mean.
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:31You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00I'm sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:02let's make some noise
01:11:03for your State University cheerleading squad,
01:11:05led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain
01:11:19didn't earn her spot.
01:11:20She bought it
01:11:21with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:28Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's...
01:11:33That's not true.
01:11:35You know what?
01:11:36I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:51He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie,
01:12:07no more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills.
01:12:21For practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her,
01:12:29messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:58All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:00Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:21Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:22If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right way.
01:13:30No more pills, no more prigion, no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:13:36take your spouse ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:39We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:48Now, for the drugs.
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them,
01:14:13degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, every body is different,
01:14:16but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control that Rita had
01:14:24over the entire squad.
01:14:26And it's horrible,
01:14:27because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:36He's lying.
01:14:37She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46Lock her up!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:09you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:10Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:16You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:29As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:31from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:34My father...
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Party's over.
01:15:43Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:48And as for you,
01:15:50Ms. Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now,
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:01officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:11All right, everyone.
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:34Yes!
01:16:35Washington State Southwestern
01:16:37Anthony wins it all!
01:16:39Woo-hoo!
01:16:42Woo-hoo!
01:16:44Yes!
01:16:45Woo-hoo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Woo-hoo!
01:16:49Woo-hoo!
01:16:49Woo-hoo!
01:16:50Woo-hoo!
01:16:54¡Gracias!
01:16:56¡Gracias!
01:16:57¡Gracias!
01:16:59¡Gracias!
01:16:59¡Gracias!
01:17:01¡Gracias!
01:17:02¡Gracias!
01:17:06¡Alison!
01:17:10¡The way I'm not even surprised!
01:17:14Hey, well you know what uh...
01:17:17...he's cool with it.
01:17:18I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:37I love you too, quarterback.
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