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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:17Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:23anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elisander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma? Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23They're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time.
00:03:26We're jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:57doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:29That's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country, and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing, if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:12What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:14Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you,
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way,
00:16:42angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:18Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I'm just one.
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:38Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving you?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:00Talk.
00:22:01I swear to God, I'm going to have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:34A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:46...is physically...
00:22:47...and I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready.
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim.
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him.
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those avicails.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no.
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:49To kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:44Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, Lysander, I'm not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:47than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my wife.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, I'm already.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together for three years,
00:33:53and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:05if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:12What?
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, you're saying?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:43Shh.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:23those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:31is actually a downgrade.
00:36:38Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:36something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:48It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but
00:38:12embellishing your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost
00:38:20Mom and Dad
00:38:21because we didn't have
00:38:22the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crushing your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us
00:38:54too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:57trying to extort you
00:38:58now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00I hope when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:06and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stake the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:41Welcome home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50her regiment
00:39:51in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that could barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his
00:39:56entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring
00:40:04it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:06Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:13So she needs our
00:40:14support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:16in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn
00:40:18life to protect her,
00:40:19sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:37Welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:40special day for me
00:40:41and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour
00:40:43my company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:53congratulations on the
00:40:54contract once again
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:56Wakeham,
00:40:56Stowe,
00:40:57but just taking
00:40:57my last name.
00:40:59Oh and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05par-tay after all.
00:41:07I see some of
00:41:08the most important
00:41:09people in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S.
00:41:15president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:27the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't
00:41:35start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match
00:42:00made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests from this
00:42:03oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:06from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Um, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:16doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off
00:42:20us.
00:42:21You know, being
00:42:22this poor.
00:42:24Me.
00:42:25Bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:29for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do
00:42:31you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in
00:42:34the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman
00:42:38president will be here
00:42:39any second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex, but
00:42:52she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate that
00:42:54she'd still show up
00:42:56to my wedding to
00:42:57suck up to me.
00:42:57This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us, the rich
00:43:04and glorious.
00:43:05Rejecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all
00:43:07high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the
00:43:09hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's giving
00:43:12you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you
00:43:26possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the US
00:43:28fucking president
00:43:29to give me
00:43:30a billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa,
00:43:34and I saw potential
00:43:35in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:40that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore
00:43:43now just because
00:43:43I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what
00:43:46us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:48lame spinsters
00:43:49for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:52too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples
00:43:56you any day.
00:43:57I can say that
00:43:58now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission
00:44:02of a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick,
00:44:03somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:05Sasa,
00:44:05she's embarrassing
00:44:05me in front of
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:07You should make
00:44:07her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to
00:44:08her, everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look
00:44:20and sound like
00:44:20a man, but you're
00:44:22nothing but a
00:44:22pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't stand
00:44:26about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame
00:44:32girls feel better
00:44:33about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:38the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here
00:44:41to request to be
00:44:42chosen because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:01billion-dollar contract
00:45:02for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:07supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound
00:45:13so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18or the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just
00:45:25trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts
00:45:27to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is where
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to
00:45:41I don't know
00:45:42beg for a little
00:45:43treat while you're
00:45:44at it?
00:45:54You must understand
00:45:55me.
00:45:56I'm here to take
00:45:57back everything
00:45:58I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that
00:46:11just because she
00:46:11rented a pretty
00:46:12little dress
00:46:12she can pretend
00:46:13to be a deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had
00:46:16that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away,
00:46:18Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:21I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think
00:46:25you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just
00:46:26show up to a fancy
00:46:27party and some
00:46:28Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where your
00:46:40dreams will die,
00:46:41bitch!
00:46:45We found
00:46:46Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:48by her ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:49Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna
00:46:51wish he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few
00:47:00toy guns scare me,
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty
00:47:02of people from much
00:47:03worse.
00:47:05Including your
00:47:06head of command,
00:47:06Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:11legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he
00:47:14saved the nation
00:47:15from a terrorist
00:47:15attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly
00:47:19leech, so how could
00:47:20you possibly have
00:47:21this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like
00:47:24General Lysander
00:47:25Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's gonna
00:47:26believe you.
00:47:27Have you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general?
00:47:30Then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35gonna be humiliated,
00:47:36Trixie.
00:47:37Show them,
00:47:37Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves,
00:47:45everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa,
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic
00:48:12gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to
00:48:14marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:37can dream of.
00:48:38But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here
00:48:41to give you
00:48:41a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no,
00:48:46you stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:53corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:49:00Well then,
00:49:01why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:04My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother!
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:29alive?
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I'd do something.
00:49:32Don't worry,
00:49:33my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you,
00:49:35Trixie,
00:49:35not even the
00:49:36goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:37to save you.
00:49:39Oh,
00:49:40is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down
00:49:45on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a
00:49:48blowjob
00:49:48in front of
00:49:49everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need
00:49:55to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57any of the
00:49:58powerful leaders
00:49:59I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General Licenter
00:50:06scooped you
00:50:06off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:11You're
00:50:12souring my party
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm gonna
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of
00:50:19three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:21like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm!
00:50:34This wine
00:50:35is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying
00:50:42a hand
00:50:42on my future
00:50:43wife.
00:50:49It's
00:50:50it's
00:50:51it's
00:51:00Who the hell
00:51:02is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry
00:51:06that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But um
00:51:12when did I
00:51:13become your
00:51:13future wife?
00:51:16You saved me
00:51:17Trixie.
00:51:18Remember?
00:51:19I'm a man
00:51:19of my word.
00:51:20They're never
00:51:21gonna hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really
00:51:23it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you
00:51:25because you're
00:51:26a good man
00:51:27not because I
00:51:28want you to
00:51:28owe me any
00:51:29favors.
00:51:35I see
00:51:35what this is.
00:51:36You're the
00:51:37one who cheated
00:51:37on me Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you
00:51:39guys all
00:51:40lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try
00:51:41to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited
00:51:42for you
00:51:43for three
00:51:43years.
00:51:44This is
00:51:44the kind
00:51:44of woman
00:51:45of virtue
00:51:45that a
00:51:45man would
00:51:46die
00:51:46for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make
00:51:51me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably
00:51:52out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a
00:51:56hundred foot
00:51:57pole
00:51:57would want
00:51:58to touch
00:51:58her.
00:51:58She should
00:51:59be happy
00:51:59Bob was
00:52:00willing to
00:52:00give her
00:52:00some.
00:52:05I see
00:52:06her in
00:52:06the marines.
00:52:08I'm a
00:52:09major.
00:52:10Look man,
00:52:11I know
00:52:11Trixie is
00:52:12like a
00:52:14seven now
00:52:15that she's
00:52:15all cleaned
00:52:15up,
00:52:16but don't
00:52:16waste your
00:52:17manhood on
00:52:17a whiny
00:52:18worthless
00:52:19woman like
00:52:20that.
00:52:25a real man
00:52:26never talks
00:52:28about a
00:52:28woman that
00:52:28way.
00:52:29You're a
00:52:30coward.
00:52:30manhood on
00:52:41fire with
00:52:42fire with
00:52:42fire to
00:52:42deal with
00:52:42the
00:52:43likes of
00:52:43them.
00:52:44You're
00:52:45very
00:52:45gracious,
00:52:46Trixie,
00:52:46you know
00:52:46that?
00:52:49You're only
00:52:49getting off
00:52:50with it because
00:52:50she's so
00:52:51kind,
00:52:51so you're
00:52:51gonna do me
00:52:52the favor
00:52:52of never
00:52:53coming near
00:52:53her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You wanna
00:52:55fuck with
00:52:55me,
00:52:56little
00:52:56dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a
00:52:57fucking
00:52:57major.
00:52:58You're
00:52:58probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the
00:53:00military
00:53:00grunts.
00:53:01I'll
00:53:02destroy
00:53:02you.
00:53:03Do you
00:53:03really not
00:53:04know who
00:53:04this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought
00:53:06you were
00:53:06in the
00:53:06marines.
00:53:07What have
00:53:07you been
00:53:08doing this
00:53:08whole time
00:53:08if you
00:53:09don't know
00:53:09who this
00:53:09war hero
00:53:10is?
00:53:11He was
00:53:12just a
00:53:12supply
00:53:13boy.
00:53:15War
00:53:16hero?
00:53:17Is this
00:53:18all part
00:53:18of your
00:53:19plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor
00:53:20girl.
00:53:21Did you
00:53:21sell your
00:53:22house to
00:53:22hire this
00:53:23actor so you
00:53:24can feel
00:53:24better
00:53:24about
00:53:24yourself?
00:53:25A woman's
00:53:26worth is
00:53:26tied to
00:53:26the man
00:53:27she
00:53:27marries.
00:53:28Trixie is
00:53:28worthless
00:53:29because that
00:53:30guy looks
00:53:30like a
00:53:30cowboy.
00:53:34A bum
00:53:34girl and
00:53:35a pimp.
00:53:36What a
00:53:36pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't
00:53:39know who
00:53:39you are
00:53:40since you've
00:53:40been out
00:53:40of action
00:53:41for so
00:53:41long.
00:53:42Maybe
00:53:42we should
00:53:42try to
00:53:43face them
00:53:43off some
00:53:43more.
00:53:44Don't you
00:53:44think?
00:53:46Bring
00:53:46in the
00:53:47wedding
00:53:47gifts.
00:53:55What is
00:53:56all this?
00:53:57Trixie,
00:53:57listen,
00:53:57I know
00:53:58that you
00:53:58didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you
00:54:00saved my
00:54:00life,
00:54:01but I
00:54:02know that
00:54:02we shared
00:54:02a moment.
00:54:06I'm not
00:54:07the kind
00:54:07of man
00:54:07to get
00:54:08close to a
00:54:08woman and
00:54:09then just
00:54:09disappear.
00:54:10It's not
00:54:10in my
00:54:11nature.
00:54:12I'm like
00:54:13somebody else
00:54:13here.
00:54:15Listen,
00:54:15Trixie,
00:54:16I have
00:54:17never met
00:54:19a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So
00:54:22incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I
00:54:25know that
00:54:27you're the
00:54:27one for
00:54:27me.
00:54:29This
00:54:30guy's
00:54:30either nuts
00:54:31or a
00:54:31really,
00:54:32really good
00:54:33actor.
00:54:34Oscar
00:54:35worthy.
00:54:35Oscar
00:54:36worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First
00:54:38gift.
00:54:43Trixie,
00:54:44I know
00:54:45that you
00:54:45just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm
00:54:47gifting you
00:54:47with your
00:54:48own new
00:54:49mansion.
00:54:50Worth
00:54:50$500 million
00:54:51previously
00:54:52owned by
00:54:53Jennifer
00:54:53Aniston.
00:54:55Second
00:54:56gift.
00:54:59This
00:54:59contains
00:55:00all the
00:55:00rights to
00:55:01my entire
00:55:02fortune,
00:55:03which is
00:55:04now yours.
00:55:05Entire
00:55:05fortune from
00:55:06a cowboy
00:55:06actor?
00:55:08That's
00:55:09They already
00:55:09spent their
00:55:09entire life
00:55:10savings on
00:55:10this clown
00:55:11show.
00:55:11They've
00:55:11got nothing
00:55:11left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really
00:55:14don't care
00:55:15for any of
00:55:15things.
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know
00:55:18that you
00:55:18are the
00:55:18farthest
00:55:19thing
00:55:19from a
00:55:19material
00:55:20woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is
00:55:21exactly why
00:55:22my third
00:55:23gift is
00:55:26well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my
00:55:45God.
00:55:47You found
00:55:47my dog.
00:55:52Trixie,
00:55:52I'm just
00:55:52a man.
00:55:53But with
00:55:54you,
00:55:54it's so
00:55:54much more.
00:55:56Trixie
00:55:56Amore,
00:56:00will you
00:56:01marry me?
00:56:03You
00:56:04know I
00:56:04can't say
00:56:05no to
00:56:05this
00:56:05doggo?
00:56:09Yes,
00:56:10I will
00:56:10marry you.
00:56:27Go, go,
00:56:28power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:30Ha ha!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power
00:56:34couple here is
00:56:34Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind
00:56:37everyone how
00:56:38worth his
00:56:38Trixie is.
00:56:41No man
00:56:42in their
00:56:42right mind
00:56:43would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care
00:56:48if she's
00:56:48homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm
00:56:49making this
00:56:50woman my
00:56:50wife,
00:56:51which means
00:56:52that she
00:56:52will be
00:56:52treated as
00:56:53and cherished
00:56:54as the
00:56:54most precious
00:56:55woman on
00:56:55Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still
00:57:02don't realize
00:57:02that my
00:57:03brother is
00:57:04the most
00:57:04powerful man
00:57:05on Earth.
00:57:05This is
00:57:06General
00:57:06Lysander
00:57:07Armstrong.
00:57:15As if
00:57:17like the
00:57:17almighty
00:57:18General
00:57:18Lysander
00:57:19Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a
00:57:20homeless
00:57:21prostitute
00:57:22like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the Armstrong
00:57:23family basically
00:57:24controlled the
00:57:25global stock
00:57:25market.
00:57:26Lysander
00:57:27Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner
00:57:28marry the
00:57:28Princess of
00:57:28England
00:57:29than someone
00:57:29from the
00:57:30lowest rank
00:57:31of society.
00:57:32I bet my
00:57:32life you're
00:57:33all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you
00:57:35better enjoy
00:57:36your last
00:57:36breath.
00:57:37Come on,
00:57:37Lysander,
00:57:38what are we
00:57:38waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show
00:57:39them what we
00:57:39can do and
00:57:39get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:41What can a
00:57:41bunch of
00:57:41piss poor
00:57:42people do
00:57:42to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us
00:57:45with your
00:57:45poor people
00:57:45bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could
00:57:48blame her
00:57:48low status
00:57:49on bad
00:57:49luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:51she's just
00:57:51a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitch
00:57:53and bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:56unmarriable.
00:57:59I can
00:57:59dispose of
00:58:00them in
00:58:01other means
00:58:01if you
00:58:02don't
00:58:02prefer
00:58:02violence.
00:58:03I'd
00:58:03handle
00:58:04them
00:58:04myself,
00:58:05but I'll
00:58:07let you
00:58:07do all
00:58:08the heavy
00:58:08lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead,
00:58:10Lysander.
00:58:17Yes,
00:58:18hello,
00:58:18this is
00:58:18Lysander.
00:58:19Please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa
00:58:20Wickham
00:58:21for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:24I'm so
00:58:24scared.
00:58:25Anyone
00:58:25these days
00:58:26could call
00:58:26anyone and
00:58:27pretend to
00:58:28be on the
00:58:28phone.
00:58:35Uh,
00:58:35hello?
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm
00:58:45going
00:58:45bankrupt!
00:58:48Please,
00:58:49please,
00:58:49please.
00:58:54Hey,
00:58:55hey,
00:58:56are you
00:58:56sure that
00:58:56was the
00:58:57call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was
00:58:58a real
00:58:59call?
00:58:59People
00:58:59don't
00:59:00just
00:59:00suddenly
00:59:00go
00:59:00bankrupt
00:59:00like
00:59:01that.
00:59:01My
00:59:01company's
00:59:02dead.
00:59:02It's
00:59:03evaporated.
00:59:04It's
00:59:04thin air.
00:59:08That's
00:59:08impossible.
00:59:10Who are
00:59:11you?
00:59:11What
00:59:12did you
00:59:12do?
00:59:13Secretary
00:59:13Cho,
00:59:14you said
00:59:15you're
00:59:15the
00:59:15secretary
00:59:15of
00:59:15health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And
00:59:17you
00:59:17yourself
00:59:17said
00:59:17that
00:59:17the
00:59:18Armstrong
00:59:18family
00:59:18owns
00:59:18the
00:59:19entire
00:59:19global
00:59:19stock
00:59:19market.
00:59:20Could
00:59:20that
00:59:21be
00:59:21how
00:59:21they
00:59:22bankrupted
00:59:22Miss
00:59:22Wickham?
00:59:23Then
00:59:24that
00:59:24means
00:59:26you're
00:59:27really
00:59:28Lysander
00:59:29Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most
00:59:31powerful man
00:59:32in the
00:59:33country.
00:59:33Trixie's
00:59:34married,
00:59:35the famed
00:59:35war hero,
00:59:37the man
00:59:37every girl
00:59:37wants,
00:59:38what every
00:59:38man wants
00:59:39to be.
00:59:41Now you
00:59:42believe me?
00:59:42Those who do
00:59:43bad will
00:59:44always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to
00:59:47be some
00:59:47trick to this.
00:59:48you guys
00:59:48are just
00:59:49bums
00:59:49trying to
00:59:50extort
00:59:50money
00:59:50from us.
00:59:51It's
00:59:52awesome.
00:59:52It's
00:59:53It's
00:59:53awesome.
00:59:53It's
00:59:54It's
00:59:54It's
00:59:54awesome.
00:59:54It's
00:59:57It's
00:59:59It's
01:00:00I know
01:00:01why you're
01:00:01all over
01:00:02Trixie,
01:00:02because you've
01:00:03been in the
01:00:03military for
01:00:04so long.
01:00:04You don't
01:00:04know what
01:00:05a real
01:00:05woman can
01:00:05do for
01:00:06you.
01:00:07Let me
01:00:07take you
01:00:08to my
01:00:08wedding
01:00:08chamber and
01:00:09I'll
01:00:09show you
01:00:09a good
01:00:10time.
01:00:13Do you
01:00:13have your
01:00:13hands
01:00:13for me?
01:00:14I'll
01:00:15have them
01:00:20I would
01:00:21never be
01:00:21interested in
01:00:22a woman
01:00:22who's
01:00:23as vile
01:00:24and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you
01:00:26are.
01:00:26Guess the
01:00:27cheater gets
01:00:27cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was
01:00:32just trying
01:00:32to save
01:00:33the company.
01:00:34I don't
01:00:34blame her
01:00:35at all.
01:00:35Your double
01:00:36standards are
01:00:37incredible.
01:00:37Okay,
01:00:38you don't
01:00:38want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's
01:00:40plenty of
01:00:41other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give
01:00:42you a room
01:00:43full of
01:00:43pageant winners
01:00:4418 years
01:00:45old.
01:00:46Fresh
01:00:46for the
01:00:47taking.
01:00:54I did
01:00:54that so
01:00:55you wouldn't
01:00:55have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank
01:00:57you,
01:00:57Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only
01:01:01have you
01:01:01backstabbed
01:01:02me,
01:01:02your best
01:01:03friend,
01:01:04by stealing
01:01:05my fiancé,
01:01:06but now
01:01:06you'd sell
01:01:07out other
01:01:07innocent
01:01:08girls just
01:01:08to get
01:01:09your company
01:01:09back?
01:01:10You're an
01:01:10insult to
01:01:11all good
01:01:11women out
01:01:12there.
01:01:12No,
01:01:12to all
01:01:13of humanity.
01:01:14So now,
01:01:15everything
01:01:15that I've
01:01:15ever given
01:01:16you to,
01:01:17I'm taking
01:01:17it all
01:01:18back.
01:01:21Wait,
01:01:21everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're
01:01:25imposters.
01:01:30I just
01:01:31got off
01:01:31the phone
01:01:32with the
01:01:32president
01:01:32and she
01:01:32said your
01:01:33contract
01:01:33is not
01:01:34getting
01:01:34canceled
01:01:34because it
01:01:35was assigned
01:01:36by the
01:01:36goddess
01:01:36healer
01:01:37herself.
01:01:37So we
01:01:38won't go
01:01:39bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess
01:01:40healer?
01:01:41You mean the
01:01:42eccentric and highly
01:01:43elusive sage in the
01:01:44field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:45biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes,
01:01:48that's the highest
01:01:49honor anyone can
01:01:50have in the field
01:01:50of health and
01:01:51medicine.
01:01:51The goddess
01:01:52healer's motto
01:01:53is the right
01:01:54rewrites the
01:01:55wrong,
01:01:56the left
01:01:56leaves the
01:01:57wrong,
01:01:57the left.
01:01:58That means
01:01:59she's rewarding
01:02:00me.
01:02:00The president
01:02:01would never
01:02:02let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on
01:02:05her way
01:02:05now.
01:02:08So you're
01:02:08telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:10handsome
01:02:11motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't
01:02:13Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the
01:02:14fuck cares
01:02:15who he
01:02:15is?
01:02:16If the
01:02:16president
01:02:16and the
01:02:17goddess
01:02:17healer
01:02:18approves
01:02:18of my
01:02:18product,
01:02:19who cares
01:02:20about this
01:02:20washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can
01:02:21break his
01:02:22legs,
01:02:22break his
01:02:23arms,
01:02:23no one
01:02:23would even
01:02:23bat an
01:02:24eye.
01:02:24She even
01:02:25gave us
01:02:25explicit
01:02:26permission
01:02:26to call
01:02:27upon
01:02:27secret
01:02:27services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're
01:02:32under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent
01:02:33claims and
01:02:34identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I
01:02:42still get
01:02:42the last
01:02:43laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No,
01:02:44don't arrest
01:02:45her!
01:02:46Trixie
01:02:47is a good
01:02:47person.
01:02:48Please,
01:02:48officer,
01:02:49don't arrest
01:02:49her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr.
01:02:52Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs.
01:02:52Williams,
01:02:53what are
01:02:53you all
01:02:54doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors
01:02:55heard about
01:02:55the breakup
01:02:56between you
01:02:56and Butch.
01:02:57We were
01:02:57worried,
01:02:58so we
01:02:59came here
01:02:59to back
01:02:59you up.
01:03:00Listen,
01:03:01officer,
01:03:02I can
01:03:02attest that
01:03:03Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good
01:03:04neighbor.
01:03:05She's very
01:03:05kind-hearted
01:03:06and would
01:03:06never break
01:03:07the law.
01:03:08Yes,
01:03:08and one
01:03:09time when
01:03:09my daughter
01:03:10needed
01:03:10university
01:03:11tuition,
01:03:12Trixie
01:03:12gave her
01:03:12everything she
01:03:13had just
01:03:14to help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She also
01:03:15paid for
01:03:16my recent
01:03:16heart surgery
01:03:17as well.
01:03:18My fiance
01:03:19really is
01:03:20an incredible
01:03:20woman.
01:03:21She's an
01:03:22angel
01:03:22descended
01:03:23from heaven.
01:03:28You must
01:03:29be the
01:03:29criminal
01:03:30pretending
01:03:30to be
01:03:30General
01:03:31Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong.
01:03:32My
01:03:33brother
01:03:33is not
01:03:34a criminal.
01:03:34He's a
01:03:35war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this
01:03:37country from
01:03:37a terrorist
01:03:38attack.
01:03:38Without
01:03:39him,
01:03:39this whole
01:03:39country
01:03:40would have
01:03:40been
01:03:40bombed
01:03:40to ash.
01:03:42And that's
01:03:42why his
01:03:42choice
01:03:43to crime
01:03:43is stealing
01:03:44his identity.
01:03:45General
01:03:45Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong
01:03:46only fell
01:03:47into a
01:03:47coma
01:03:48because
01:03:48of the
01:03:48fight
01:03:48with the
01:03:49terrorist.
01:03:49And we've
01:03:49received
01:03:50no word
01:03:50that he's
01:03:50woken up
01:03:51yet,
01:03:51so this
01:03:52must be
01:03:52an
01:03:52imposter.
01:03:54I can
01:03:55tell that
01:03:55this whole
01:03:55dilemma
01:03:56with my
01:03:56identity
01:03:56is causing
01:03:57you a lot
01:03:57of trouble.
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59I'll get it
01:03:59resolved
01:03:59and we can
01:04:00focus on
01:04:01taking down
01:04:01your scumbag
01:04:02ex.
01:04:04If you
01:04:05want to arrest
01:04:05me, fine.
01:04:07But don't
01:04:07fuck with
01:04:08my fiancée.
01:04:09You don't
01:04:09get to decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34get him!
01:04:35If you
01:04:36can.
01:05:05Oh,
01:05:06oh.
01:05:10No!
01:05:13No!
01:05:17Go!
01:05:19Oh!
01:05:20No!
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you,
01:05:40Icenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections,
01:06:23no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me,
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:37Hmm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedis.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39Well, I do not care for glory.
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel any low lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:42I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06Oh, please.
01:11:07You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone will want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:37And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president
01:12:53by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer
01:13:26who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:54It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:57but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:04won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no.
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:13that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:35He is the General.
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the President.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:59This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:43Wait, that's the President.
01:17:57No!
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This isn't war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar.
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar closet.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:45And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:03Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:15You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:17How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28Help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39And then she took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please.
01:22:52I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:06I do.
01:25:08I do.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
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