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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:03Oh!
00:02:04Ooh!
00:02:06Whoa!
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:09Whoa!
00:02:10What's in it, sir?
00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money, fame, power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24Oh, no!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:43That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Oh, jeez.
00:03:51This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay.
00:04:00Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:51There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:32We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:38No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:44I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come.
00:06:49Put out a bounty.
00:06:51To the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:25Oh my god, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Mm-hmm.
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security, get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:37I knew she was a perv!
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:42Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:47Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:58Yeah, right.
00:10:59I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:02Oh, okay.
00:11:03I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:09And I've never heard of endo cryo what, what?
00:11:16This?
00:11:23Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:34Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:39I agree.
00:11:40I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:46years?
00:11:47We are all certified.
00:11:49But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:01And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what, what?
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:07And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:09Because I just discovered it.
00:12:11This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:20But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:25What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:31Precisely.
00:12:32You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:47And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:54wake him up.
00:12:55Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:57Oh my God.
00:12:59If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:05back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:11It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:17Then let's have a bet.
00:13:19If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:38Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:50It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:54No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:09Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:40What for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her.
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:59What?
00:15:00Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:08Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:18Oh, yeah?
00:15:19Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:20Where's the dog?
00:15:21Well, put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:34Oh!
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:54It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:07Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:14If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:24Oh!
00:16:25Oh!
00:16:27Oh!
00:16:28Oh!
00:16:30Oh!
00:16:30Oh!
00:16:32Oh!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:41This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:47She'll live.
00:16:48But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:50Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:56What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:02Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:03Every second counts.
00:17:06Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:12General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:17Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:21Hold on.
00:17:22You two are going in there alone?
00:17:25If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:31All right.
00:17:32But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:40Let's go for it.
00:18:08Let's go for it.
00:18:14Let's go for it.
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:41armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what
00:18:49i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:54held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:01faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:10you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:16she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:29oh my
00:19:36i told you i'll stay out
00:19:43this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before
00:20:24she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:42help me i just wanna
00:20:50something's wrong
00:20:51something's wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here
00:21:14captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:23to tear down that door
00:21:25rest assured general armstrong
00:21:27we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:34right
00:21:35he writes the wrong
00:21:40human
00:21:44who the fuck are you
00:21:45and why the hell are we naked
00:21:49good you're awake
00:21:51i'm saving you
00:21:52saving me
00:21:54by bathing with me
00:21:56who are you a fucking spy
00:21:58talk
00:21:59i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:08i will never
00:22:09oh really
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:32attracted to a naked woman and her breasts science okay just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:39excuse me
00:22:40you were protector me with your fighting
00:22:45and i'm a professional
00:22:47i hear lysander's voice
00:22:48captain do something now
00:22:50ready
00:22:56We're almost there
00:22:57Aim
00:22:59Get him, boys
00:23:02Get him
00:23:03Fire
00:23:07Fire
00:23:23Those damascals
00:23:25How is this possible?
00:23:27It's not even a scratch
00:23:28I told you this is dark magic
00:23:31Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:33No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:36She's not the dark witch
00:23:38Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled
00:23:42This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:46How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:48That's right
00:23:49The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:53If we can't save him, no one can
00:23:56Except for the Goddess Healer
00:23:57Think about it, we heard Lysander's voice
00:24:00He's been in a coma for two years
00:24:02Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:24:03You're right
00:24:04This homeless girl is maybe the Goddess
00:24:10Maybe this homeless girl is really the Goddess
00:24:13No, no, absolutely not
00:24:15There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:19But how could you know for sure?
00:24:20Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:24You're wrong sir
00:24:25This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:24:29It's called borderline revival
00:24:31She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:35But only temporarily
00:24:37It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:41That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:44I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:47To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:50My son doesn't deserve this
00:24:52He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant
00:24:56Then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:58The witch doctor
00:25:00Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:04My son's life is in your hands
00:25:06You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:11I don't know who you are
00:25:13But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:19This isn't the finishing touch
00:25:22I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:25So we can both survive
00:25:45It's poison gas
00:25:48Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander
00:25:52Poison gas? My son is in there
00:25:55You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:58No, don't worry, General
00:25:59Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:02Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy
00:26:05Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:08And then he can marry one of us
00:26:10They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:16I made a promise to you that I'd save you
00:26:19But it's now or never
00:26:33What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:35It's been over ten minutes
00:26:36Wait a second
00:26:38You don't think that they're
00:26:40You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:43Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:45If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:48Oh my god
00:26:49Yeah? She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:52I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:55Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:00This is taking way too long
00:27:03Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns
00:27:06These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:10Bazooka
00:27:11She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:14Crap, oh my god
00:27:15Get back, son
00:27:17Ready
00:27:19Aim!
00:27:20Oh, shit
00:27:25Quit your whining and stand down
00:27:40The parasite's been extracted
00:27:41Shoot her dead now
00:27:42Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:45I said stand down
00:27:48Don't listen to her
00:27:49She's a fraud
00:27:50A termite to the field of medicine
00:27:52I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:56If I'm a termite, then
00:27:58You're worse than a disease-spreading tick
00:28:01Wait a second
00:28:02Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:04He'll wake in just a moment
00:28:05You can see for yourself
00:28:07Well, now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:10That is it
00:28:11No more stalling, General
00:28:13If you won't punish her
00:28:14I will
00:28:19Don't hurt her
00:28:25He's a cure
00:28:31His pulse is regular
00:28:33In fact, it's never been better
00:28:38There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:49Miss Trixie did it, Dad
00:28:51Lysander's warm again
00:28:52He's not cold and pale like before
00:28:54And his heart is strong
00:28:56Come, feel it
00:28:59I saved my son
00:29:00Thank you
00:29:01Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:05Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:07By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:09I've learned my lesson
00:29:11I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:16Wait, wait, no, no
00:29:17There is only one person in the world
00:29:20Who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen, angel, and I
00:29:26The goddess healer
00:29:31Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:34But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:38And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:41It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:43What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:46Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:49Take care
00:29:50No, wait
00:29:52Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:55He's right
00:29:56We are men of our words
00:29:58And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:02And you did just that
00:30:03Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:06I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry
00:30:11I... I'm already engaged
00:30:17Already engaged?
00:30:18I am
00:30:18I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:23And he's coming back today
00:30:25But don't be disappointed
00:30:27Really, I'm no one special
00:30:29I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:30Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:34But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:36Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:38Take the gold
00:30:39No, really
00:30:42I don't need anything
00:30:43I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:49Trixie, it's your fiancé
00:30:51He's back
00:30:52And he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:56I must go
00:31:04Hobo close
00:31:05Halo glow
00:31:06I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:10It was just dumb luck
00:31:12She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:14She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:17Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:23I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:30Oh my god
00:31:31I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:34But this is godly
00:31:36No, no, no, no, my standard
00:31:39My standard was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:43I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:45Than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him
00:31:48You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:51Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:53And revoke their licenses
00:31:54Wait, no
00:31:56We're not for us
00:31:57No, she's just better than us
00:32:00Oh my god
00:32:04We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:07She's no average Jane
00:32:08No, she isn't
00:32:09She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:11But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:14Why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:18But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:19No normal person could have done that
00:32:21Goddess or not
00:32:23Homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:25I have never met a woman like that
00:32:26I have to find her
00:32:27I have to make her my life
00:32:29She won my heart over too
00:32:30But if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:33I'll help you find her
00:32:34Alright, listen
00:32:35I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:43I'm dumping Trixie
00:32:44So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house
00:32:50Now
00:32:51Trixie paid for this house
00:32:52She waited for you for three years
00:32:56She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:58And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:00One with some serious
00:33:01Fuck you money
00:33:03So get lost
00:33:04Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:14Grandma
00:33:16Beatrice, Trixie, Amore
00:33:18I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:21I'm dumping you for your best friend
00:33:23Marissa
00:33:25In fact, the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:28So sign over the house now
00:33:35You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:38And I did
00:33:39For three years while you were deployed
00:33:42Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:44And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:48Do you have no shame?
00:33:49We were together for three years
00:33:51And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:01That's how much she would owe me
00:34:02If I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:07I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:09Of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:15Oh yeah?
00:34:17Well, Marissa
00:34:19Is so much better than you
00:34:20She grew up even poorer than you
00:34:24And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation
00:34:31And you
00:34:33You're still nothing
00:34:35So you think she's an upgrade
00:34:37Of course she's an upgrade
00:34:39Look what she got me for my engagement
00:34:43Oops
00:34:44Yeah
00:34:45That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:48The presidential contract I gave her
00:34:55You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:57I certainly did
00:34:58In fact, Marissa
00:35:01You and your dimwit brother
00:35:03Only have everything you have
00:35:05All thanks to me
00:35:11Oh, I think she's losing it, bro
00:35:13That breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:15You two
00:35:16Are the ungrateful, cheating scum here
00:35:19My granddaughter
00:35:20Supported you
00:35:22And your entire family
00:35:24For three years
00:35:25While you were gone
00:35:25How dare you insult her
00:35:29It's okay, Grandma
00:35:30Let's not stoop to that level
00:35:33Poor Edna
00:35:34She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:35Out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:37What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:39Show her, Bob
00:35:45This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:47Your granddaughter is
00:35:48She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:50She was begging on the street for money
00:35:54I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you
00:35:57Even if you got no game
00:35:59I got street cred I got off-keep
00:36:01You dig?
00:36:02The word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:04And you're one to speak, cheater
00:36:08Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:13I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma
00:36:15I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:18So that I can help them
00:36:20Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:23Would never understand that
00:36:25What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:26It means
00:36:27The new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:29Is actually a downgrade
00:36:35Enough bullshitting already
00:36:36Just sign the damn papers
00:36:38And we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52At your wedding, I will
00:36:54What?
00:36:55If you won't do good by me
00:36:57Of breaking things off
00:36:58Before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:00Why should I do good by you?
00:37:03I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:05As a charity to you
00:37:08Fucking bitch!
00:37:09You better keep your word
00:37:11Oh, that's rich
00:37:13After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:15Do you remember that?
00:37:24Trixie
00:37:25Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:26They'll destroy you if you show
00:37:29Even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:31Grandma
00:37:32I have to confess something to you
00:37:34I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:37Trillions?
00:37:41That would make you
00:37:42The richest person on the planet
00:37:45It's because of the healing hands
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius
00:37:48The god of healing
00:37:50I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:53That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:57And become the goddess healer
00:37:59It makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:02Knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:03But please, Trixie dear
00:38:06I know it must have broken your heart
00:38:08But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:12It will only delay the healing process
00:38:15You don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:17After we lost mom and dad
00:38:19Because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:22I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:38:27That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:29And I'm giving it back to Charity
00:38:30You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:33I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:35Who will treat you right
00:38:37Who actually deserves you
00:38:39You will see tomorrow, Grandma
00:38:43Oh, yeah
00:38:49You said Trixie's crushing your wedding
00:38:51She was bullying us too, Sasa
00:38:54She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:58When hope when nobody steps on Snake
00:39:00Snake bites back hard
00:39:02So let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:04Yeah
00:39:05You mean
00:39:08We broadcast
00:39:10That video of you?
00:39:14Yes
00:39:14Her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:18She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:20And the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:22Against my presidential glow up
00:39:24Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:33There he is
00:39:36Welcome home, brother
00:39:38Welcome home, General
00:39:42Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie
00:39:45This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner
00:39:47He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:52Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir
00:39:56So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:59Fucking coward
00:40:00According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:03Then we should join her
00:40:06Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09And her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:11So she needs our support
00:40:12Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:14Yes, sir
00:40:15We will allow our lives to protect her, sir
00:40:18And let's roll
00:40:34Welcome, everyone, to my wedding
00:40:36Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:40:39Not only are we getting married
00:40:40But in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:44Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:51Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:53Wait, who?
00:40:54Stowe, butch is taking my last name
00:40:56Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho
00:41:00You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department
00:41:03But this is a partay, after all
00:41:05I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:11The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:17It's an honor
00:41:18And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:23We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:26We'll let the wedding begin
00:41:30Not so fast
00:41:31The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:41:56You two really are a match made in hell
00:41:58So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:02I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:42:05Who is she?
00:42:06Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:42:09Just watch
00:42:13Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:14This isn't the homeless shelter, you lost
00:42:16I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:18You know, being this poor
00:42:22Me, but my meal
00:42:23Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:28And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:30Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:32I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:34Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:39And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:42Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:46See everyone, butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:49But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:55This is what poor sad girls do
00:42:58They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious
00:43:02Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:04You might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:06But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:09Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:16You? Giving me the contract?
00:43:19You have no skills, no education, no connection
00:43:23So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:29contract?
00:43:30We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:43:32And I saw potential in you
00:43:34Even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:36But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:39Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man
00:43:42This is what us rich girls do
00:43:45They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:48Damn right
00:43:49You were too embarrassing for me
00:43:52Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:54I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:43:58Bravo
00:43:59Self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:00Quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:02Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:04You should make yourself
00:44:05Don't listen to her, everyone
00:44:07She's a gold digging, blood sucking leech
00:44:10I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:17You may look and sound like a man
00:44:19But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:21Okay, enough
00:44:21You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:24Your moral posturing
00:44:26But guess what?
00:44:28Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:31That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie
00:44:35Because I've got the material goods
00:44:37And you're just all empty talk
00:44:39I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:41Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:45See this?
00:44:57Oh my god
00:44:59Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:04The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely not
00:45:08I don't believe it
00:45:10You all sound so scared already
00:45:11Don't worry
00:45:12This isn't that contract
00:45:15It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:21See everyone?
00:45:22She's just trying to bluff us
00:45:24But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:26Look at her following orders
00:45:27I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:30Like a good little, uh, peasant slave
00:45:33That house is worth all her life savings
00:45:38You want to, uh, I don't know
00:45:40Beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:52You must understand me
00:45:54I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:45:57And I'm giving it to charity
00:46:05Bro
00:46:06She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:08She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:10She can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie
00:46:13You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie
00:46:16It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:18Uh, I-I know what this is
00:46:20You've gotten delusional
00:46:22And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:23So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:25And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:28Well, that's not happening
00:46:30Security! Lock the doors
00:46:32This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:37This is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:46:43We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:44She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:46At the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:47Butch Tanner
00:46:49Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:46:52Let's go
00:46:57You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:59I've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:47:03Including your head of command, Butch
00:47:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:08You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:10He's been in a coma for years
00:47:12After he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:14You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:18So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:21To heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:24No one here is gonna believe you
00:47:25If you really cured the incurable general
00:47:27Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:30And she's not
00:47:31You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:47:34Show them, Butch
00:47:41See for yourselves, everyone
00:47:44Trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:49She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:51Because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:53I'm a major in the Marines
00:47:55Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:59With the military
00:48:01Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:48:05How despicable
00:48:07She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:11Get out of here, no one wants to marry you
00:48:13No free meals for the poor
00:48:15Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society
00:48:19So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:21Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:23Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here
00:48:27Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:33I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:35But I valued our friendship, Marissa
00:48:37Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:40To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:43But no, you stooped so low, it disgusts me
00:48:47Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:52And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:57Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:01My brother will never take you back
00:49:04No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:07But make me happy, and I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:23How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:25I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30Don't worry, my dear
00:49:31After I'm done with you, Trixie
00:49:33Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:38Oh, is that so?
00:49:40Security!
00:49:42Get down on your knees
00:49:44And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:46In front of everybody here
00:49:48Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:50The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:52I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:55Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:57Could crush you
00:49:58Before you even touch me
00:50:00Dream on
00:50:02You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:05But you weren't good enough for me
00:50:06You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:10You're souring my party
00:50:11So you either get the fuck out
00:50:14Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:16On the count of three
00:50:17I think I quite like it here
00:50:19Two!
00:50:21Two!
00:50:22Two!
00:50:23Two!
00:50:30Mm!
00:50:31This wine is so delicious
00:50:34One!
00:50:35Shoot!
00:50:38Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:48It's...
00:50:48It's...
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:05Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No, I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:20Really, it was nothing.
00:51:23I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:25not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:39Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man who, in a hundred-foot pole,
00:51:55would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major, you know, look man.
00:52:09I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:23A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:44You know that?
00:52:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major.
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:32A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try to play some of some more.
00:53:42Don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen.
00:53:55I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:59But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:20So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:27This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:32Mm-hmm.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:44So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:48Worth $500 million.
00:54:49Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second gift.
00:54:57This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05It must be that easy.
00:55:06They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:11Why, Sander?
00:55:12I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:13No, look, I know.
00:55:15I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
00:55:40Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:54Trixie Amore.
00:55:58Will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:07Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:09Thanks.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:31The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:38No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means that
00:56:50she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:59You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:03This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:13As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:30I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:33Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on, Lysander.
00:57:36What are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:44She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:52She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:56I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:05I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:15Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:16Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:20Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:33Uh, hello?
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:37What?
00:58:43I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:52Hey, hey.
00:58:54Are you sure that was the call, Sussman?
00:58:56That was a real call?
00:58:57People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:59My company's dead, evaporated, puffed, it's a thin air.
00:59:05And that's impossible.
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did you do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho.
00:59:11You said you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:14And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means...
00:59:23Mm-hmm.
00:59:24You're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country?
00:59:31Trixie's marrying the famed war hero, the man every girl wants and every man wants to be?
00:59:37Trixie?
00:59:37Trixie?
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:43No, there's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:50It's awesome.
00:59:58I know why you're all over Trixie, because you've been in the military for so long,
01:00:02you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:05Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:10Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you?
01:00:14Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:18I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:32I don't blame her at all.
01:00:33Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:40I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4218 years old.
01:00:44Fresh for the taking.
01:00:52I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you, Devin.
01:00:57Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:04but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:08You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:10No, to all of humanity.
01:01:11So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:18Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:23They're imposters.
01:01:28I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:32because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:35So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess healer?
01:01:39You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:45Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:49The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong, the left.
01:01:56That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:58The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:06So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:13If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up
01:02:18war hero?
01:02:19We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:21No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:22She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:42No, don't arrest her!
01:02:44Trixie's a good person.
01:02:46Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:48Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:55We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:58Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:02She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:06Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything
01:03:11she had just to help her out.
01:03:13She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:16My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:19She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:26You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:39And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:43General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:47And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:52I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:56But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:02If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:05But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:07You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32Get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:05:02Let's go!
01:05:25Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Icelandar.
01:05:41Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie?
01:06:20You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:25We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:28Dammit!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:33That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:55Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:06Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit.
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:04Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:06Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap?
01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will!
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine.
01:09:55Nothing happened.
01:09:57You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please.
01:09:59I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops.
01:10:06Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:09And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happening.
01:10:22No!
01:10:23No!
01:10:24Hey!
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything.
01:10:29Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:34if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:39Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See?
01:10:44This must be an illusion.
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please.
01:11:04You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would wanna marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:45it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:50Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:56You've got nothing on me.
01:12:00Yes.
01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess!
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:12Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:15Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:23pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time? I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:33You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't
01:13:43working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:30apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:47apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear
01:14:47her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:47Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:47apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear
01:14:49her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Te
01:15:00We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:02Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:04This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt
01:15:08to try to bankrupt me,
01:15:09but you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:12that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is,
01:15:19you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:28and now you're attacking one of the most important allies
01:15:32to the president?
01:15:33He is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the vice president knows me
01:15:40as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the president.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:57This is treason.
01:15:57Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped
01:16:00from your military honors and titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:21You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:26Not just your brother.
01:16:28Devin, it's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:07Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:11There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:40Shoot!
01:17:41Wait, that's the president.
01:17:54What the hell!
01:17:56Hey, idiots!
01:18:03Oh my gosh!
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:07They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam.
01:18:16for your military this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're
01:18:22the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract with great power
01:18:27comes great responsibility and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract
01:18:32i gave you what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too
01:18:36late that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:55it's raining gold what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:06she she is she is a criminal don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw
01:19:12her in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison
01:19:17once
01:19:17everyone is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my
01:19:22billion dollar contract this contract yeah yes thank you first gentleman
01:19:55my contract you and that's not all
01:20:10this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:15is a virus
01:20:16don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that you're the real virus
01:20:22here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives and that's something i cannot tolerate so
01:20:29prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you what are you gonna do the president is here and i just
01:20:38invented the best biomedical products in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:45madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:52i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:00i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:07why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:12you wish you idiot i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want
01:21:21to
01:21:21vomit i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of
01:21:26healing and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen the
01:21:36goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's
01:21:44her
01:21:56what
01:22:01welcome goddess
01:22:08Yes.
01:22:13You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:26To help those in need.
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37She took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:45But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:58She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:13I love you.
01:23:15I love you.
01:23:18I love you.
01:23:24One of the times here.
01:23:26I've made a full tuning event.
01:23:28All her goals.
01:23:29All her clothes.
01:23:31All that could have been mine.
01:23:33This is all your fault.
01:23:35You seduced me!
01:23:37Stop me!
01:23:38You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:42Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:46I want to be rich again!
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:59You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:24:13It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15You were rich.
01:24:17I'll see myself now.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:28I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:46Wait, what if we just got married right now?
01:24:50Yes.
01:24:51Well.
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
01:25:02You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
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