00:07I knew this would happen.
00:08You should. You started it.
00:10I can hardly believe that, Lillio. I mean, really.
00:13He's the ogre, not me.
00:15I think, Harold, you're taking this a little too personally.
00:18This is Fiona's choice.
00:20Yes, but you were supposed to choose the prince we picked up for her.
00:23I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to this... this thing?
00:27Fiona does, and she'll never forgive you if you don't.
00:31I don't want to lose our daughter again, Harold.
00:35You act as if love is totally predictable.
00:38Don't you remember when we were young and we used to walk down by the Lillip Pond?
00:44They were in blue.
00:45Our first kiss.
00:47It's not the same!
00:48I don't think you realize that our daughter has married a monster!
00:52Oh, stop being such a drama king.
00:55Fine, fine, but don't do something wrong.
00:57Hardy-dardy-dardy-dardy-dardy.
00:58Oh, wonderful!
01:00I don't know how you can get any worse.
01:02Hello, Harold.
01:03What happened?
01:04Oh, no, nothing.
01:05Nothing, Jane.
01:05Just the old, uh, huddle playing up a bit.
01:08Ha, ha, ha.
01:09I'll, um, just stretch it out here for a while.
01:11You'd better get in.
01:13We need to talk.
01:14Sweet fairy gumballet.
01:16Just off to bed.
01:17I've already taken my pills, so they tend to make me a bit drowsy.
01:20So, um, how about we make this a quick visit?
01:23What?
01:24Ah!
01:25Oh, hi, hello.
01:29So, what's new?
01:31You remember my son, Prince Charming.
01:34Charming?
01:35Oh, is that you?
01:36My gosh!
01:37It's been years.
01:38When did you get back?
01:40Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.
01:43After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert, I climbed to the highest room on the
01:48tallest tower.
01:49Mommy can handle this.
01:52He endures blistering winds and scorching desert.
01:56He climbs to the highest bloody room on the tallest bloody tower.
01:59And what does he find?
02:01Some gender-confused wolf telling them that his princess is already married.
02:06It wasn't my fault.
02:08He didn't get there in town.
02:09Stop the car!
02:12Harold.
02:14You forced me to do something I really don't want to do.
02:19Where are we?
02:21Well, hi there.
02:22Welcome to Fire's Fat Boy.
02:23May I take your order?
02:24My diet is brewing.
02:26I hope you are happy.
02:28Uh, okay.
02:28Two renaissance wraps, no mayo, chili rams.
02:31I'll have the medieval meal.
02:32Yeah, one medieval meal.
02:34And Harold, curly fries.
02:35No, no, thank you.
02:36Sourdough, soft taco, though.
02:37What do you want?
02:38No, really, I'm fine.
02:39Your order, thank you, Mother.
02:40And this comes with medieval meal.
02:43There you are, dear.
02:46You see, we made a deal, Harold.
02:49And I assume you don't want me to go back on my part.
02:51Indeed not.
02:53So Fiona and Charming will be together?
02:57Yes.
02:57Oh, believe me, Harold.
02:59It's what's best.
03:00Not only for your daughter, but for your kingdom.
03:10What am I supposed to do about it?
03:13Use your imagination.
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