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HOT DRAMA 2026
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:03Whoa!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:13Hey!
00:02:15Hey!
00:02:24Say goodbye!
00:02:25armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market he's so hot does he come
00:02:32with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:03:40granting you a wish grant me a wish that you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity
00:03:46it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving me a migraine are you telling
00:03:54me to
00:03:54pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i
00:04:01wish
00:04:02for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out
00:04:07of
00:04:07a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:04:52don't
00:04:52know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:57general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:05:04condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:02methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:14the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage
00:06:31amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:39if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go
00:06:45bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty to the entire world
00:06:52whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:12i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20Well, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:37I knew she was a perv!
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:42Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:54and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:58Yeah, right.
00:10:59I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:02Oh, okay.
00:11:03I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:09And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:16This?
00:11:23Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:28So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:32The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:34Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:39I agree.
00:11:40I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:11:46for years?
00:11:47We are all certified.
00:11:49But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:01And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:07And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:09Because I just discovered it.
00:12:11This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:20But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:25What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:31Precisely.
00:12:32You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:47And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:51which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:55Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:57Oh my God.
00:12:59If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:11It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:17Then let's have a bet.
00:13:19If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:38Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:50It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:54No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:09Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:40What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:59What?
00:15:00Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:08Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:12Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:18Oh, yeah?
00:15:19Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:20Where's the dog?
00:15:21Well, put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:54It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:58Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:07Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:11I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:14If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:41This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:47She'll live.
00:16:48But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:50Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:56What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:03Every second counts.
00:17:06Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:12General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:17Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:21Hold on.
00:17:22You two are going in there alone?
00:17:25If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:31All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:56Let's go for a dip.
00:18:17Let's go for a dip.
00:18:37You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:41Exactly.
00:18:42What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:44She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:48That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:50And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:54Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:57Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:00We have to have faith.
00:19:02Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:07On the streets.
00:19:08Are you shitting me?
00:19:11You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:12Are you nuts?
00:19:13You don't know her.
00:19:15You don't know her background.
00:19:16She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:17That is it, General.
00:19:19You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:21You're right.
00:19:21That's it.
00:19:22I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:24James, let's go.
00:19:25Yes, sir.
00:19:36I told you all to stay out.
00:19:43This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:45We can't be interrupted.
00:19:47Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:52I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:58I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:00No.
00:20:05You see that, General?
00:20:06This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:08This is a witchcraft.
00:20:11I know what this is.
00:20:13This is the dark witch.
00:20:15I've heard of her.
00:20:16She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:21and then she eats them alive.
00:20:22I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:25James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:28Yes, sir.
00:20:32You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:44Help me.
00:20:44I just want to...
00:20:50Something's wrong.
00:20:54You were drunk with an athrodisiac.
00:20:57Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:02That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:11Sir?
00:21:12The SWAT team is here.
00:21:14Captain Morales.
00:21:17My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:22I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:25Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:27We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:34Right.
00:21:35Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:40Human.
00:21:44Who the fuck are you?
00:21:46And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:49Good.
00:21:50You're awake.
00:21:51I'm saving you.
00:21:52Saving me?
00:21:54By bathing with me?
00:21:56Who are you?
00:21:56Are you a fucking spy?
00:21:59Talk!
00:21:59I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:03You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:08I would never.
00:22:09Oh, really?
00:22:23Look who's guilty now.
00:22:27Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:29but it is a biological fact.
00:22:31A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:37Science, okay?
00:22:38It just means that my body...
00:22:39Oh, shut up.
00:22:39Excuse me.
00:22:43You're distracted me with your funny.
00:22:45And I'm a professional.
00:22:47I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:49Captain, do something now.
00:22:51Ready!
00:22:56We're almost there.
00:22:59Aim.
00:23:00Get him, boys.
00:23:02Get him.
00:23:04Fire!
00:23:08Fire!
00:23:23Those damis seals.
00:23:25How is this possible?
00:23:27It's not even a scratch.
00:23:29I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:31Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:34No.
00:23:34I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:36She's not the dark witch.
00:23:38Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:42This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:46How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:48That's right.
00:23:49The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:53If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:56Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:57Think about it.
00:23:58We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:00He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:02Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:03You're right.
00:24:04This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:10Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:13No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:16There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:19How could you know for sure?
00:24:20Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:24You're wrong, sir.
00:24:25This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:30It's called borderline revival.
00:24:32She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:37It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:41That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:44I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:50My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:52He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:57Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:58The witch doctor.
00:25:00Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:04My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:07You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:11I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:17from me.
00:25:19This is it.
00:25:21The finishing touch.
00:25:22I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:25So we can both survive.
00:25:45It's poison gas.
00:25:48Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:53Poison gas?
00:25:54My son is in there.
00:25:56You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:58No, don't worry, General.
00:25:59Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:02Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:06Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:08And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:10They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:16I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:19But it's now or never.
00:26:33What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:35It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:36Wait a second.
00:26:38You don't think that they're...
00:26:40You!
00:26:41You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:43Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:45If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:49Oh my god.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:50She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:52I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:56Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:27:00This is taking way too long!
00:27:03Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:05The big guns.
00:27:07These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:10The bazooka.
00:27:11She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:14Crap.
00:27:15Oh my god.
00:27:15Get back, son.
00:27:18Ready.
00:27:19Aim!
00:27:20Oh, shit!
00:27:25Quit your whining and stand down!
00:27:40The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:42Shoot her dead now!
00:27:43Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:45I said stand down!
00:27:48Don't listen to her.
00:27:49She's a fraud.
00:27:50A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:52I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:56If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:01Wait a second.
00:28:02Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:04He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:05You can see for yourself.
00:28:07Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:10That is it!
00:28:11No more stalling, General!
00:28:13If you won't punish her, I will!
00:28:19Don't hurt her.
00:28:25He's a cure!
00:28:31His pulse is regular.
00:28:33In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:38There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:49Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:51Lysander's warm again.
00:28:52He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:54And his heart is strong.
00:28:56Come, feel it.
00:28:59I saved my son.
00:29:02Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:05Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:07by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:10I've learned my lesson.
00:29:11I will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:13ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:16Wait, wait!
00:29:17No, no!
00:29:17There is only one person in the world
00:29:20who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:22than the queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:26The goddess healer!
00:29:31Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:34But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:37over 100 years old,
00:29:38and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:42It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:43What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:46Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:48by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:50Take care.
00:29:51No, wait!
00:29:52Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:55He's right.
00:29:56We are men of our words,
00:29:58and as I promised you,
00:29:59my heir, Lysander,
00:30:00would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:30:02and you did just that.
00:30:04Of course,
00:30:05you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08I really appreciate it,
00:30:09but I'm sorry.
00:30:11I...
00:30:13I'm already engaged.
00:30:17Already engaged?
00:30:18I am.
00:30:19I've been patiently awaiting his return
00:30:21from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:23and he's coming back today.
00:30:25But don't be disappointed.
00:30:27Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:29I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:31Some guru taught me that spa water
00:30:33can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:34But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:36Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:39Take the gold.
00:30:40No, really.
00:30:42I don't need anything.
00:30:43I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:49Trixie, it's your fiancรฉe.
00:30:51He's back,
00:30:52and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:56I must go.
00:31:04Hobo close.
00:31:05Halo glow.
00:31:07I bet the goddess healer
00:31:08is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:10It was just dumb luck.
00:31:12She's even dumber
00:31:13for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:15She could have been
00:31:15the richest woman in the world,
00:31:17marrying the hottest,
00:31:18most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:23I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:31I mean, I don't know
00:31:32about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:34but this is godly.
00:31:37No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:40My syndrome is not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:43I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:45than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:48You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:51Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:53and revoke their licenses.
00:31:55No, we're not brides.
00:31:57No, she's just better than us.
00:32:00Oh, my God.
00:32:04We were truly blessed
00:32:05to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:07She's no average Jane.
00:32:08No, she isn't.
00:32:09She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:11But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:14why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:16and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:17But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:19No normal person could have done that.
00:32:21Goddess or not,
00:32:23homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:25I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:26I have to find her.
00:32:27I have to make her my life.
00:32:29She won my heart over, too.
00:32:30But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:33I'll help you find her.
00:32:34All right, listen.
00:32:36I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:43I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:44So I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:47filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:51Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:53She waited for you for three years.
00:32:56She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:58And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:00one with some serious fuck-you money.
00:33:03So get lost.
00:33:05Who gave you permission to bark
00:33:07like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:14Grandma.
00:33:15Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:19I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:21I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:25In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:28So sign over the house now.
00:33:35You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:38And I did.
00:33:39For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:42Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:45And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:48Do you have no shame?
00:33:49We were together for three years,
00:33:51and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:01That's how much you would owe me
00:34:02if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:07I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:09of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:15Oh, yeah?
00:34:17Well, Marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you.
00:34:21Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:24And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:31And you?
00:34:33You're still nothing.
00:34:35So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:38Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:40Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:43Oops.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:46That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:48the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:55You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:58I certainly did.
00:34:59In fact, Marissa,
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have
00:35:05all thanks to me.
00:35:11Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:13That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:16You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:20My granddaughter supported you
00:35:22and your entire family
00:35:24for three years while you were gone.
00:35:26How dare you insult her?
00:35:29It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:30Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:33Poor Edna.
00:35:34She still doesn't know
00:35:35what you're doing
00:35:35out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:37What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:39Show her, Bob.
00:35:45This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:47your granddaughter is.
00:35:48She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:50She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:54I can't be caught
00:35:55with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:58Even if you got no game,
00:35:59I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:36:01You dig?
00:36:02The word you're looking for is
00:36:03dignity.
00:36:04And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:08Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:13I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:15I want to see how regular,
00:36:17everyday people live
00:36:18so that I can help them.
00:36:20Of course,
00:36:21those without substance
00:36:23underneath would never
00:36:24understand that.
00:36:25What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:26It means
00:36:27the new girlfriend you think
00:36:28is an upgrade
00:36:30is actually a downgrade.
00:36:35Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:37Just sign the damn papers
00:36:38and we can each get on
00:36:38with our lives.
00:36:52At your wedding, I will.
00:36:54What?
00:36:55If you won't do good by me
00:36:57of breaking things off
00:36:58before two-timing me
00:36:59with my best friend,
00:37:01why should I do good by you?
00:37:03I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:04at your wedding
00:37:05as a charity
00:37:07to you.
00:37:08Fucking bitch!
00:37:10You better keep your word.
00:37:11Oh, that's rich.
00:37:13After tomorrow,
00:37:14you will never feel
00:37:14so rich ever again.
00:37:16Do remember that.
00:37:23Trixie,
00:37:25Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:27They'll destroy you
00:37:28if you show
00:37:29even so much as a hair
00:37:30at their wedding.
00:37:31Grandma,
00:37:32I have to confess
00:37:33something to you.
00:37:34I've secretly amassed
00:37:36a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:38Trillions?
00:37:41That would make you
00:37:42the richest person
00:37:44on the planet.
00:37:45It's because of
00:37:46the healing hands
00:37:47I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:49the god of healing.
00:37:50I've saved several
00:37:52world leaders
00:37:53with these hands.
00:37:54That's how I was able
00:37:55to give Marissa
00:37:56the presidential contract
00:37:57and become
00:37:58the goddess healer.
00:37:59It makes me angrier
00:38:00hearing her name
00:38:02knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:03But please,
00:38:05Trixie dear,
00:38:06I know it must
00:38:07have broken your heart
00:38:08but embellishing
00:38:10your worth
00:38:11and who you are,
00:38:12it will only delay
00:38:14the healing process.
00:38:15You don't have to
00:38:16believe me just yet.
00:38:17After we lost
00:38:18mom and dad
00:38:19because we didn't have
00:38:20the money
00:38:20for their medical bills,
00:38:22I vowed
00:38:23that I would do
00:38:24everything I can
00:38:25to serve those in need.
00:38:27That's why I'm
00:38:28taking everything
00:38:28back from Butch
00:38:29and I'm giving it
00:38:30back to charity.
00:38:31You've always had
00:38:32an angel's heart.
00:38:33I'm certain
00:38:34you will meet someone
00:38:35who will treat you
00:38:36right,
00:38:37who actually
00:38:38deserves you.
00:38:39You will see
00:38:40tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:43Oh, yeah.
00:38:45Stop.
00:38:49You said Trixie's
00:38:50crashing your wedding?
00:38:51She was bullying us
00:38:52too, Sasa.
00:38:54She's probably
00:38:54trying to extort you
00:38:55now that she knows
00:38:56you're rich as fuck.
00:38:58And how
00:38:59when nobody
00:38:59steps on Snake?
00:39:00Snake bites
00:39:01back hard.
00:39:03So let her
00:39:03come and embarrass
00:39:04herself.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:06You mean
00:39:08we broadcast
00:39:10that video
00:39:11of you?
00:39:14Yes.
00:39:15Her cavewoman
00:39:15stick the 19th
00:39:16century tin can.
00:39:18She'll prop me up
00:39:19higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world
00:39:20sees her in her
00:39:21homeless mess
00:39:22against my
00:39:23presidential glow-up.
00:39:24Let's turn this
00:39:25party into her
00:39:26funeral.
00:39:33There he is.
00:39:36Welcome home,
00:39:37brother.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39General!
00:39:42Sir,
00:39:43the homeless woman
00:39:44who saved you,
00:39:44Miss Trixie,
00:39:45this is the file
00:39:46of her ex,
00:39:47Butch Tanner.
00:39:47He served with
00:39:48her regiment
00:39:48in the Marines.
00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:50that could barely
00:39:51carry supplies?
00:39:52Well, she's been
00:39:52providing for him
00:39:53and his entire family
00:39:54while he's been
00:39:55deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:56So she waited for him
00:39:57for years
00:39:58and then he betrayed her?
00:39:59Fucking coward.
00:40:00According to Intel,
00:40:01she's planning to bring
00:40:02it down on them
00:40:02at their wedding.
00:40:03We should join her.
00:40:05Men,
00:40:06I'm only alive today
00:40:07because of that
00:40:08virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible
00:40:10power that saved my
00:40:11life.
00:40:11So she needs our
00:40:12support.
00:40:13Will you join me
00:40:13in protecting her?
00:40:14Yes, sir!
00:40:15We will allow
00:40:16our lives to protect
00:40:17her, sir!
00:40:18And let's roll.
00:40:34welcome everyone
00:40:35to my wedding.
00:40:37Today is a very
00:40:38special day for me
00:40:38and Butch.
00:40:39Not only are we
00:40:40getting married,
00:40:40but in just one hour,
00:40:41my company will be
00:40:42receiving the
00:40:43presidential contract,
00:40:44allowing my biomedical
00:40:45company to go public.
00:40:51congratulations on the
00:40:52contract once again,
00:40:53Mrs.
00:40:53Wait, who?
00:40:54Stowe, butch is
00:40:55taking my last name.
00:40:57Oh, and please don't be
00:40:58so uptight,
00:40:58Secretary Cho.
00:41:00You are the secretary
00:41:01of the entire
00:41:02U.S. health department,
00:41:03but this is a partay
00:41:04after all.
00:41:05I see some of the
00:41:06most important people
00:41:07in the nation have
00:41:08also arrived to
00:41:09celebrate you.
00:41:11The U.S. president
00:41:13will also be arriving
00:41:14soon to give you
00:41:16the contract herself.
00:41:17It's an honor.
00:41:18And that's why Sasa
00:41:19is the best wife
00:41:20a man could ever
00:41:21dream of.
00:41:23We will make sure
00:41:24the crowd is
00:41:25entertained tonight.
00:41:26We'll let the
00:41:27wedding begin.
00:41:30Not so fast.
00:41:31The party doesn't
00:41:33start until I say
00:41:34it does.
00:41:56You two really
00:41:57are a match made
00:41:58in hell.
00:41:59So I've come to
00:42:00save your guests
00:42:00from this oncoming
00:42:01train wreck.
00:42:02I don't recognize
00:42:03it from any of
00:42:04our elite circles.
00:42:05Who is she?
00:42:06This is our
00:42:07entertainment for
00:42:08tonight, sir.
00:42:09Just watch.
00:42:13Trixie, what are
00:42:13you doing here?
00:42:14This isn't the
00:42:15homeless shelter.
00:42:16You lost.
00:42:16I bet she's here
00:42:17to bum a meal off
00:42:18us.
00:42:19You know, being
00:42:19this poor.
00:42:22Me, bum a meal.
00:42:24Have you forgotten
00:42:25that it was I who
00:42:26bankrolled you two
00:42:26for the last three
00:42:27years?
00:42:28What evidence do
00:42:29you have of that?
00:42:30Look at me, then
00:42:31go look at yourself
00:42:31in the mirror.
00:42:32I'm a millionaire
00:42:34CEO.
00:42:35Even the first
00:42:35woman president
00:42:36will be here any
00:42:37second now to
00:42:38congratulate me.
00:42:39And you're nothing
00:42:39but a washed up
00:42:40sewer rat.
00:42:42Sasa, she's like
00:42:43so obsessed with me.
00:42:44She's like...
00:42:46See, everyone?
00:42:48Butch already cut ties
00:42:49with his ex, but
00:42:50she's so shameless
00:42:51and desperate that
00:42:52she'd still show up
00:42:53to my wedding to
00:42:55suck up to me.
00:42:56This is what poor,
00:42:57sad girls do.
00:42:58They beg for scraps
00:43:00from us, the rich
00:43:02and glorious.
00:43:03Projecting much,
00:43:04Marissa?
00:43:04You might feel all
00:43:05high and mighty now,
00:43:06but don't bite the
00:43:07hand that feeds you.
00:43:09Especially when I'm
00:43:10the one who's giving
00:43:10you the contract.
00:43:17You giving me the
00:43:18contract?
00:43:19You have no skills,
00:43:21no education,
00:43:22no connection,
00:43:23so how could you
00:43:24possibly have a pool
00:43:25to get the U.S.
00:43:26fucking president
00:43:27to give me a
00:43:28billion dollar contract?
00:43:30We both share
00:43:30humble beginnings,
00:43:31Marissa.
00:43:32And I saw potential
00:43:33in you.
00:43:34Even trusted you
00:43:35as my best friend.
00:43:36But I recognize now
00:43:37that greed has
00:43:39poisoned you.
00:43:39Don't be all
00:43:40sore now just
00:43:41because I stole
00:43:42your man.
00:43:43This is what
00:43:44us rich girls do.
00:43:45They steal
00:43:46from lame spinsters
00:43:47for fun.
00:43:48Damn right.
00:43:49You were
00:43:51too embarrassing
00:43:52for me.
00:43:53Sasa tramples
00:43:54you any day.
00:43:55I can say that
00:43:56now that I'm
00:43:56marrying the rich.
00:43:58Bravo.
00:43:59Self-admission
00:43:59of a gold digger.
00:44:00Quick, somebody
00:44:01put that on a memoir.
00:44:02Sasa, she's
00:44:03embarrassing me
00:44:04in front of everyone.
00:44:05She'll make her sup.
00:44:06Don't listen
00:44:06to her, everyone.
00:44:07She's the gold
00:44:08digging, blood
00:44:09sucking leech.
00:44:10I don't even have
00:44:11to lift a finger
00:44:12and you're already
00:44:12embarrassing yourself
00:44:13in front of everyone
00:44:14for me, butch.
00:44:17You may look
00:44:17and sound like a man,
00:44:19but you're nothing
00:44:20but a pathetic coward.
00:44:21Okay, enough!
00:44:22You know what I always
00:44:23couldn't stand about you?
00:44:24Your moral posturing.
00:44:26But guess what?
00:44:28Morals are just lies
00:44:29to make you lame girls
00:44:30feel better about yourselves.
00:44:31That's why no man
00:44:32will choose you
00:44:33over Marissa, Trixie.
00:44:35Because I've got
00:44:35the material goods
00:44:37and you're just
00:44:38all empty talk.
00:44:39I'm not here
00:44:39to request to be chosen
00:44:41because I'm the one
00:44:42who's doing the choosing.
00:44:45See this?
00:44:57Oh my God.
00:44:59Is that the billion dollar
00:45:00contract with Sasha?
00:45:04The one that's supposed
00:45:05to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:07No, absolutely not.
00:45:08I don't believe it.
00:45:10You all sound so scared already.
00:45:12Don't worry.
00:45:13This isn't that contract.
00:45:15It's the lease
00:45:16to the modest home
00:45:17you try to swindle from me.
00:45:21See everyone?
00:45:22She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:24But you don't even have
00:45:24the guts to go all the way.
00:45:26Look at her following orders.
00:45:27I asked her to sign
00:45:28over the lease
00:45:29and here she is.
00:45:30Like a good little
00:45:32peasant slave.
00:45:33That house is worth
00:45:34all her life savings.
00:45:38You want to,
00:45:39I don't know,
00:45:40beg for a little treat
00:45:41while you're at it?
00:45:52You must understand me.
00:45:54I'm here to take back
00:45:55everything I've ever given you.
00:45:57I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:05Bro!
00:46:06She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:08She thinks that just because
00:46:09she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:10she can pretend to be
00:46:11a deep pocket
00:46:12and invest in baddie.
00:46:13You wish you had
00:46:14that kind of money
00:46:14to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:16It's just a drop
00:46:17in the bucket for me.
00:46:18Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:21You've gone delusional.
00:46:22And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:23so you can just show up
00:46:24to a fancy party
00:46:25and some Prince Charming
00:46:27will scoop you
00:46:27into money forever?
00:46:28Well, that's not happening.
00:46:30Security!
00:46:31Lock the doors.
00:46:32This woman doesn't leave
00:46:33until we're through with her.
00:46:37This is where your dreams
00:46:39will die, bitch.
00:46:43We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:45She's being cornered
00:46:45by her ex and his mistress
00:46:46at the Wickham wedding
00:46:47right now.
00:46:48Butch Tanner.
00:46:49Well, he's going to wish
00:46:49he died in battle
00:46:50after I'm done with him.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:56You think a few toy guns
00:46:58scare me, Marissa?
00:46:59I've saved plenty of people
00:47:01from much worse.
00:47:03Including your head
00:47:04of command, Butch.
00:47:05General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:08You mean the legendary
00:47:09war hero?
00:47:10He's been in a coma
00:47:11for years after he saved
00:47:12the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:14You're an unskilled,
00:47:16unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:18So how could you possibly
00:47:19have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone
00:47:22like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:24No one here
00:47:24is going to believe you.
00:47:25If you really cured
00:47:26the incurable general,
00:47:28then Sasa is the
00:47:29fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:31And she's not.
00:47:32You're just asking
00:47:33to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:35Show them, Butch.
00:47:38Oh my God.
00:47:41See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:44Trixie's just a
00:47:45freeloading beggar.
00:47:49She won't leave me
00:47:50and Marissa alone
00:47:51because we're rich
00:47:52as fuck now.
00:47:53I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:55Sasa, she has
00:47:57a billion dollar
00:47:58biomedical contract
00:47:59with the military.
00:48:01Approved by the first
00:48:03female president
00:48:04of the United States
00:48:05herself, bitch.
00:48:06How despicable.
00:48:07She's just trying
00:48:08to leech off you
00:48:09like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:11Get out of here.
00:48:12No one wants to marry you.
00:48:13No free meals
00:48:14for the poor.
00:48:15Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society.
00:48:19So you're either born
00:48:20on a silver spoon
00:48:21or you're as accomplished
00:48:22as me to be here.
00:48:24Maybe if you do
00:48:25some serious dick sucking
00:48:26here, maybe someone
00:48:28will drop a couple bucks
00:48:29in your tin can.
00:48:33I already have everything
00:48:34one can dream of
00:48:35but I valued
00:48:36our friendship, Marissa
00:48:37which is why I came here
00:48:38to give you a second chance
00:48:40to see if you'd apologize
00:48:41and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:43But no.
00:48:44You stooped so low
00:48:46it disgusts me.
00:48:48Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:49than you standing
00:48:50on street corners
00:48:51like a bum.
00:48:52And who knows
00:48:53if you've already started
00:48:54offering sexual services.
00:48:57Well then
00:48:59why don't you get
00:49:00on your knees
00:49:00for me, Trixie?
00:49:01My brother
00:49:02will never take you back.
00:49:04No man will marry
00:49:05an embarrassment
00:49:06like you
00:49:07but make me happy
00:49:09and I might consider
00:49:10making you my
00:49:11personal prostitute.
00:49:23how dare you
00:49:24hit my brother
00:49:25I'm never letting
00:49:26you leave here alive
00:49:30Don't worry my dear
00:49:31after I'm done
00:49:32with you, Trixie
00:49:33not even
00:49:34the goddess of healing
00:49:35will be able to save you.
00:49:37Oh
00:49:38is that so?
00:49:40Security!
00:49:42Get down on your knees
00:49:44and give Bob
00:49:45one hell of a blowjob
00:49:46in front of everybody here
00:49:48or I'll pop
00:49:49so many holes in you
00:49:50the men here
00:49:51won't know
00:49:51which one to fuck.
00:49:52I don't need to be
00:49:53the goddess of anything
00:49:54to punish you.
00:49:55Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:56I've saved before
00:49:57could crush you
00:49:58before you even touch me.
00:50:00Dream on!
00:50:02You wish
00:50:03General Lysander
00:50:03scooped you off your feet
00:50:05but you weren't good enough
00:50:06for me.
00:50:06You're definitely
00:50:07not good enough for him.
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:10You're souring my party
00:50:11so you either
00:50:12or get the fuck out
00:50:13or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:16On the count of three!
00:50:18I think I quite like it here.
00:50:19Two!
00:50:30Mmm
00:50:32This wine is so delicious.
00:50:34One!
00:50:35Shoot!
00:50:38Nobody
00:50:39is laying a hand
00:50:40on my future wife.
00:50:48It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:51:04It's...
00:51:05Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No.
00:51:08I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um...
00:51:10When did I become
00:51:11your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me,
00:51:15Trixie.
00:51:16Remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:19ever again.
00:51:20Really,
00:51:21it was nothing.
00:51:22I saved you
00:51:23because you're a good man.
00:51:25Not because I want you
00:51:26to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one
00:51:35who cheated on me,
00:51:36Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys
00:51:37all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you
00:51:41for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman
00:51:43of virtue
00:51:43that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there
00:51:51giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man
00:51:53who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:55would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy
00:51:57Bob was willing
00:51:58to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major.
00:52:08Look, man.
00:52:09I know Trixie is like a...
00:52:11I don't know,
00:52:12like a seven
00:52:12now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood
00:52:15on a whiny,
00:52:16worthless woman
00:52:17like that.
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23A real man
00:52:25never talks about
00:52:26a woman that way.
00:52:28You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need
00:52:39to fight fire
00:52:39with fire
00:52:40to deal with
00:52:40the likes of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious,
00:52:43Trixie.
00:52:44You know that?
00:52:47You're only getting
00:52:47off of it
00:52:48because she's so kind.
00:52:49So you're going to
00:52:49do me the favor
00:52:50of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:52You want to fuck with me,
00:52:53you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major.
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank
00:52:57of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll...
00:52:59I'll destroy you.
00:53:01Do you really not know
00:53:02who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were
00:53:04in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been doing
00:53:06this whole time
00:53:06if you don't know
00:53:07who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part
00:53:16of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house
00:53:20to hire this actor
00:53:21so you can feel better
00:53:22about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth
00:53:24is tied to the man
00:53:25she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless
00:53:27because that guy
00:53:28looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31with a bum girl
00:53:33and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they don't
00:53:37know who you are
00:53:37since you've been
00:53:38out of action for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try
00:53:41to pay some off some more.
00:53:42Don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen.
00:53:55I know that you didn't
00:53:56ask for anything
00:53:57after you saved my life.
00:53:59But I know that
00:54:00we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man
00:54:05to get close to a woman
00:54:06and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14I have never met a woman
00:54:18like you.
00:54:20So incredible
00:54:21and kind and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know
00:54:24that you're the one for me.
00:54:27this guy's either nuts
00:54:29or a really
00:54:30really good actor.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie, I know that
00:54:43you just lost your home.
00:54:44So I'm gifting you
00:54:45with your own
00:54:46new mansion.
00:54:48Worth 500 million dollars.
00:54:49Previously owned by
00:54:51Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second guess.
00:54:57This contains all the rights
00:54:58to my entire fortune,
00:55:01which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune
00:55:03from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05It must be that easy.
00:55:06They already spent
00:55:07their entire life savings
00:55:08on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:11Why, Sander?
00:55:12I really don't care
00:55:13for any of us.
00:55:13No, look, I know.
00:55:15I know that you are
00:55:16the farthest thing
00:55:17from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why
00:55:20my third gift
00:55:22is, um,
00:55:25well...
00:55:40Cleo!
00:55:40Hey!
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you,
00:55:52it's so much more.
00:55:53Trixie Amore.
00:55:58Will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say no
00:56:03to this doggo.
00:56:07Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:31The only power couple here
00:56:32is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone
00:56:36how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:39No man
00:56:40in their right mind
00:56:41would marry
00:56:42that embarrassing
00:56:43sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care
00:56:46if she's homeless or not,
00:56:47but I'm making
00:56:47this woman my wife,
00:56:49which means that
00:56:50she will be treated as
00:56:51and cherished as
00:56:52the most precious
00:56:53woman on Earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:59You still don't realize
00:57:00that my brother
00:57:01is the most powerful
00:57:02man on Earth.
00:57:03This is General
00:57:04Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:13As if
00:57:14like the almighty
00:57:16General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:17would propose
00:57:18to a homeless prostitute
00:57:20like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes,
00:57:21the Armstrong family
00:57:22basically controlled
00:57:22the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong
00:57:25would sooner marry
00:57:26the Princess of England
00:57:27than someone
00:57:27from the lowest rank
00:57:28of society.
00:57:30I bet my life
00:57:31you're all just
00:57:32actors.
00:57:33Then you better
00:57:33enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on, Lysander.
00:57:36What are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them
00:57:37what we can do
00:57:37and get revenge
00:57:38for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch
00:57:39of piss poor people
00:57:40do to us,
00:57:41the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with
00:57:43your poor people
00:57:43bad luck?
00:57:44She wishes
00:57:45she could blame
00:57:46her low status
00:57:47on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is,
00:57:48she's just a useless,
00:57:50lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:52She's utterly
00:57:53unmarriable.
00:57:57I can dispose
00:57:57of them
00:57:58in other means
00:57:59if you don't
00:58:00prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them
00:58:02myself,
00:58:02but
00:58:05I'll let you
00:58:05do all the
00:58:06heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead,
00:58:08Lysander.
00:58:15Yes,
00:58:15hello,
00:58:16this is Lysander.
00:58:16Please
00:58:17bankrupt
00:58:18Marissa Wickham
00:58:19for me.
00:58:21Oh my gosh,
00:58:21I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone
00:58:23these days
00:58:24could call
00:58:24anyone
00:58:25and pretend
00:58:25to be on
00:58:26the phone.
00:58:33Uh,
00:58:33hello?
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:37What?
00:58:42I'm
00:58:43going
00:58:43bankrupt!
00:58:52Hey,
00:58:52hey,
00:58:53are you
00:58:54sure
00:58:54that was
00:58:54the call,
00:58:55Sasha?
00:58:56That was
00:58:56a real call?
00:58:57People
00:58:57don't just
00:58:58suddenly
00:58:58go bankrupt
00:58:58like that.
00:58:59My company's
00:58:59dead!
00:59:00It's evaporated!
00:59:02It's in thin air!
00:59:06That's impossible!
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did you do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho,
00:59:12you said
00:59:13you're the
00:59:13Secretary of
00:59:13Health,
00:59:14right?
00:59:14And you
00:59:15yourself
00:59:15said that
00:59:15the Armstrong
00:59:16family owns
00:59:16the entire
00:59:17global stock market.
00:59:18could that be
00:59:19how they
00:59:19bankrupted
00:59:20Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that
00:59:22means
00:59:24you're
00:59:25really
00:59:26Lysander
00:59:26Armstrong,
00:59:28the richest
00:59:28and most
00:59:29powerful man
00:59:30in the country.
00:59:31Trixie's
00:59:32married,
00:59:32the famed
00:59:33war hero,
00:59:35the man
00:59:35every girl
00:59:35wants and
00:59:36every man
00:59:36wants to be.
00:59:39Now you
00:59:40believe me?
00:59:40Those who do
00:59:41bad will
00:59:42always end up
00:59:42losing everything.
00:59:44There's got to be
00:59:45some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just
00:59:47bums trying to
00:59:47extort money from us.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:58I know why
00:59:59you're all over
01:00:00Trixie,
01:00:00because you've
01:00:01been in the
01:00:01military for so
01:00:02long,
01:00:02you don't know
01:00:02what a real
01:00:03woman can do
01:00:03for you.
01:00:05Let me take
01:00:05you to my
01:00:06wedding chamber
01:00:07and I'll show
01:00:07you a good
01:00:08time.
01:00:10Do you
01:00:11have your
01:00:11hands for me
01:00:12or I'll have
01:00:13them removed
01:00:13for you?
01:00:18I would
01:00:19never be
01:00:19interested in
01:00:20a woman
01:00:20who's as
01:00:21vile and
01:00:22cruel and
01:00:22wicked as
01:00:24you are.
01:00:24Guess the
01:00:25cheater gets
01:00:25cheated on
01:00:26eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was
01:00:30just trying
01:00:30to save
01:00:30the company.
01:00:32I don't
01:00:32blame her
01:00:33at all.
01:00:33Your double
01:00:34standards are
01:00:34incredible.
01:00:35Okay,
01:00:36you don't
01:00:36want me?
01:00:37Fine,
01:00:38but there's
01:00:38plenty of
01:00:39other
01:00:39efficiency.
01:00:40I can give
01:00:40you a room
01:00:41full of
01:00:41pageant winners,
01:00:4218 years old,
01:00:44fresh for the
01:00:45taking.
01:00:52I did
01:00:52that so
01:00:53you wouldn't
01:00:53have to,
01:00:54Miss
01:00:54Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you,
01:00:55Devin.
01:00:57Marissa,
01:00:58not only
01:00:59have you
01:00:59backstabbed
01:01:00me,
01:01:00your best
01:01:01friend,
01:01:02by stealing
01:01:03my fiancรฉ,
01:01:04but now
01:01:04you'd sell
01:01:05out other
01:01:05innocent girls
01:01:06just to get
01:01:06your company
01:01:07back?
01:01:08You're an
01:01:08insult to
01:01:09all good
01:01:09women out
01:01:09there.
01:01:10No,
01:01:10to all
01:01:11of humanity.
01:01:11So now,
01:01:12everything
01:01:13that I've
01:01:13ever given
01:01:14you to,
01:01:15I'm taking
01:01:15it all
01:01:16back.
01:01:18Wait,
01:01:19everyone,
01:01:20stop.
01:01:23They're
01:01:23imposters.
01:01:28I just
01:01:29got off
01:01:29the phone
01:01:30with the
01:01:30president
01:01:30and she
01:01:30said your
01:01:31contract
01:01:31is not
01:01:31getting
01:01:32canceled
01:01:32because it
01:01:33was assigned
01:01:34by the
01:01:34goddess
01:01:34healer
01:01:35herself.
01:01:35So we
01:01:36won't go
01:01:37bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess
01:01:38healer?
01:01:39You mean
01:01:39the eccentric
01:01:40and highly
01:01:41elusive sage
01:01:41in the field
01:01:42of medicine
01:01:42approved
01:01:43of my
01:01:43biomedical
01:01:44products?
01:01:45Yes,
01:01:46that's
01:01:46the
01:01:46highest
01:01:47honor
01:01:47anyone
01:01:47can
01:01:47have
01:01:48in
01:01:48the
01:01:48field
01:01:48of
01:01:48health
01:01:49and
01:01:49medicine.
01:01:49The goddess
01:01:50healer's
01:01:51motto is
01:01:51the right
01:01:52rewrites the
01:01:53wrong,
01:01:54the left
01:01:54leave the
01:01:54wrong,
01:01:55the left.
01:01:56That means
01:01:57she's rewarding
01:01:58me.
01:01:58The president
01:01:59would never
01:02:00let your
01:02:00company go
01:02:01bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact,
01:02:02she's on
01:02:03her way
01:02:03now.
01:02:05So you're
01:02:06telling me
01:02:07this
01:02:07dashingly
01:02:08handsome
01:02:09motherfucker
01:02:09over here
01:02:10isn't
01:02:11Lysander
01:02:11Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the
01:02:12cares who
01:02:13he is?
01:02:13If the
01:02:14president
01:02:16approves
01:02:16of my
01:02:16products,
01:02:17who cares
01:02:17about this
01:02:18washed up
01:02:18war hero?
01:02:19We can
01:02:19break his
01:02:20legs,
01:02:20break his
01:02:20arms,
01:02:21no one
01:02:21would even
01:02:21bat an
01:02:22eye.
01:02:22She even
01:02:23gave us
01:02:23explicit
01:02:24permission
01:02:24to call
01:02:24upon
01:02:25secret
01:02:25services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29You're under
01:02:30arrest for
01:02:30fraudulent claims
01:02:31and identity
01:02:33and identity
01:02:33theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I
01:02:40still get
01:02:40the last
01:02:41laugh,
01:02:41Trixie.
01:02:42No,
01:02:42don't arrest
01:02:42her!
01:02:44Trixie is a
01:02:45good person.
01:02:46Please,
01:02:46officer,
01:02:47don't arrest
01:02:47her!
01:02:48Grandma,
01:02:49Mr. Rogers,
01:02:50Mrs. Williams,
01:02:51what are you
01:02:51all doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors
01:02:53heard about the
01:02:53breakup between
01:02:54you and
01:02:54Butch.
01:02:55We were
01:02:55worried,
01:02:56so we came
01:02:57here to back
01:02:57you up.
01:02:58Listen,
01:02:59officer,
01:02:59I can attest
01:03:00that Trixie Amoria
01:03:01is a good
01:03:02neighbor.
01:03:03She's very
01:03:03kind-hearted
01:03:04and would
01:03:04never break
01:03:05the law.
01:03:06Yes,
01:03:06and one time
01:03:07when my daughter
01:03:08needed university
01:03:09tuition,
01:03:09Trixie gave her
01:03:10everything she
01:03:11had just to
01:03:12help her out.
01:03:13She also paid
01:03:14for my recent
01:03:14heart surgery
01:03:15as well.
01:03:16My fiance
01:03:17really is an
01:03:18incredible woman.
01:03:19She's an angel
01:03:20descended from
01:03:21heaven.
01:03:26You must be
01:03:27the criminal
01:03:28pretending to be
01:03:28general.
01:03:29Lysander,
01:03:29Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother
01:03:31is not a
01:03:32criminal.
01:03:32He's a war
01:03:33hero who
01:03:34single-handedly
01:03:34saved this
01:03:35country from
01:03:35a terrorist
01:03:35attack.
01:03:36Without him,
01:03:37this whole
01:03:37country would
01:03:38have been
01:03:38bombed to
01:03:39ash.
01:03:39And that's
01:03:40why it's
01:03:40twice the
01:03:41crime is
01:03:42stealing his
01:03:42identity.
01:03:43General
01:03:43Lysander
01:03:44Armstrong only
01:03:45fell into a
01:03:45coma because
01:03:46of the fight
01:03:46with the
01:03:46terrorist.
01:03:47And we've
01:03:47received no
01:03:48word that
01:03:48he's woken
01:03:48up yet,
01:03:49so this
01:03:50must be
01:03:50an
01:03:50imposter.
01:03:52I can
01:03:53tell that
01:03:53this whole
01:03:53dilemma with
01:03:54my identity
01:03:54is causing
01:03:55you a lot
01:03:55of trouble.
01:03:56I promise
01:03:57that I'll
01:03:57get it
01:03:57resolved and
01:03:58we can
01:03:58focus on
01:03:59taking down
01:03:59your scumbag
01:04:00ex.
01:04:02If you want
01:04:03to arrest
01:04:03me, fine.
01:04:05But don't
01:04:05fuck with
01:04:06my fiancรฉe.
01:04:07You don't
01:04:07get to decide,
01:04:08punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:04:34If you can.
01:05:09get him!
01:05:24Is that enough
01:05:25pain, or do you
01:05:27want more?
01:05:35Legend is
01:05:37written all
01:05:37over you,
01:05:38Icenander.
01:05:40Drama.
01:05:42meet my
01:05:43new
01:05:43fiancรฉe.
01:05:46Wow,
01:05:47your new
01:05:47fiancรฉe?
01:05:48He's so
01:05:49manly.
01:05:50Much better
01:05:51than your
01:05:51last one.
01:05:52I always
01:05:53knew you'd
01:05:54find someone
01:05:54better.
01:05:55It's
01:05:55Butch's
01:05:56loss.
01:05:57Trixie has
01:05:57always
01:05:58paid so
01:05:58much better
01:05:59than
01:05:59Marissa.
01:06:00She's like
01:06:00a shining
01:06:01star in
01:06:02the sky,
01:06:02and Marissa's
01:06:03like a
01:06:04roach
01:06:04in the
01:06:04sewers.
01:06:05Bitch,
01:06:05we name
01:06:06calling now?
01:06:07I'll
01:06:07drown you
01:06:08out with
01:06:08insults
01:06:08from my
01:06:08side,
01:06:09right,
01:06:09fam?
01:06:10Drown out
01:06:10the poor!
01:06:11Drown out
01:06:12the poor!
01:06:13Drown out
01:06:13the poor!
01:06:14Drown out
01:06:15the poor!
01:06:16Drown out
01:06:16the poor!
01:06:17Drown out
01:06:18the poor!
01:06:19See,
01:06:19Trixie?
01:06:20You've
01:06:20got no
01:06:20connections,
01:06:21no power.
01:06:22You can't
01:06:23compete against
01:06:23me,
01:06:24even if you
01:06:24have one
01:06:24guy on your
01:06:25side who
01:06:25can fight.
01:06:26We're
01:06:26too honorable
01:06:27to fight
01:06:27dirty like
01:06:28you,
01:06:28so you're
01:06:29using
01:06:29defenseless
01:06:30lives as
01:06:30your shield
01:06:31because you
01:06:31know we
01:06:32won't
01:06:32hurt them.
01:06:33Let
01:06:34them
01:06:34eat
01:06:34cake!
01:06:35Hm.
01:06:44You
01:06:45can't
01:06:45shoot
01:06:45all
01:06:45of
01:06:45them.
01:06:46Grab
01:06:46what
01:06:46you
01:06:46can't
01:06:46fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You
01:07:05will not
01:07:06hurt a
01:07:06single
01:07:06soul
01:07:07in my
01:07:07presence.
01:07:13What the
01:07:14fuck was
01:07:15that?
01:07:15I don't
01:07:15care what
01:07:15the fuck
01:07:16it was.
01:07:17I'm not
01:07:17letting
01:07:17her make
01:07:17a fool
01:07:18of me
01:07:18at my
01:07:18own
01:07:19wedding.
01:07:26Damn it!
01:07:27Damn it!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:30You forgot
01:07:31I had a
01:07:31gun too.
01:07:33That'll
01:07:33teach you
01:07:33from messing
01:07:34with the
01:07:34Wighams.
01:07:35Take
01:07:35Miss
01:07:35Trixie
01:07:36and her
01:07:36family
01:07:36and get
01:07:36out of
01:07:36here.
01:07:37We're
01:07:37quartered.
01:07:38I'll
01:07:38sacrifice
01:07:39myself
01:07:39to
01:07:39fend
01:07:39them
01:07:40off.
01:07:40Devon,
01:07:41you
01:07:41and
01:07:41your
01:07:41brother
01:07:42are
01:07:42both
01:07:42good
01:07:42men.
01:07:43I
01:07:44will
01:07:44not
01:07:44let
01:07:44your
01:07:45injury
01:07:45be
01:07:45in
01:07:45vain.
01:07:46they
01:07:47will
01:07:47be
01:07:47punished.
01:07:50Now hold
01:07:51still for
01:07:52me.
01:07:54Right
01:07:55rewrites the
01:07:56world.
01:08:06holy
01:08:07fuck!
01:08:08Did she
01:08:08just
01:08:08reverse
01:08:09the
01:08:09bullet?
01:08:09By
01:08:10chanting
01:08:10the
01:08:10goddess
01:08:10healer's
01:08:11chant?
01:08:11Is she
01:08:12the
01:08:12goddess
01:08:13healer?
01:08:17I'm all
01:08:17better now.
01:08:18Thank you,
01:08:19Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See,
01:08:20I knew
01:08:22that you
01:08:22were no
01:08:22ordinary
01:08:23woman.
01:08:23No,
01:08:24please.
01:08:25I
01:08:25am
01:08:25just
01:08:26an
01:08:26ordinary
01:08:26girl.
01:08:27Don't
01:08:27put me
01:08:27on
01:08:27some
01:08:27sort
01:08:27of
01:08:28pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear
01:08:31that?
01:08:31She's just
01:08:32some average
01:08:32homeless girl
01:08:33in the
01:08:34streets.
01:08:34She was
01:08:34probably
01:08:34holding out
01:08:35a
01:08:35super
01:08:35magnet
01:08:36that
01:08:36drew
01:08:36out
01:08:36the
01:08:36bullet.
01:08:37While
01:08:37I do
01:08:37not
01:08:37care
01:08:38for
01:08:38glory,
01:08:39I
01:08:39do
01:08:39believe
01:08:40in
01:08:40justice.
01:08:41Marissa
01:08:42and
01:08:42Butch,
01:08:42not only
01:08:43have you
01:08:43betrayed
01:08:44me,
01:08:44but now
01:08:45you've
01:08:45hurt
01:08:45the
01:08:45innocent
01:08:46too.
01:08:46I
01:08:47will
01:08:47make
01:08:47you
01:08:47both
01:08:47pay
01:08:48for
01:08:48your
01:08:48crimes.
01:08:49And
01:08:49who
01:08:49are
01:08:49you
01:08:49to
01:08:50judge
01:08:50me
01:08:50for
01:08:50what
01:08:50I
01:08:51do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're
01:08:55close.
01:08:56Bullshit.
01:08:57I'm going to
01:08:58show you
01:08:58how the
01:08:58elite can
01:08:59travel
01:08:59any
01:08:59low
01:08:59lives.
01:09:02You
01:09:02want to
01:09:03cross the
01:09:03line so
01:09:03bad?
01:09:04Then
01:09:04let's
01:09:04see you
01:09:05try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The
01:09:16hell
01:09:16is
01:09:16this?
01:09:17This?
01:09:17is
01:09:18the
01:09:18line
01:09:18between
01:09:19life
01:09:20and
01:09:20death.
01:09:21Yo,
01:09:21was
01:09:21that
01:09:22extra
01:09:22neon
01:09:22spray
01:09:23paint?
01:09:24I'll
01:09:24admit
01:09:25it
01:09:25looks
01:09:25pretty
01:09:25good,
01:09:26but
01:09:26I'll
01:09:27die
01:09:27before
01:09:27I
01:09:27believe
01:09:27that's
01:09:28magic.
01:09:29You're
01:09:30not the
01:09:30grim
01:09:30reaper.
01:09:31What
01:09:31if
01:09:31it's
01:09:31a
01:09:31trap?
01:09:32That
01:09:32woman
01:09:32has
01:09:33many
01:09:33tricks
01:09:33up
01:09:33her
01:09:34sleeves.
01:09:34We
01:09:34ain't
01:09:35afraid
01:09:35of
01:09:35her.
01:09:35She's
01:09:36nothing
01:09:36but
01:09:36a
01:09:36circus
01:09:37prostitute.
01:09:38Why
01:09:38don't
01:09:38you
01:09:39cross
01:09:39the
01:09:39line
01:09:39and
01:09:40see
01:09:40for
01:09:40yourself?
01:09:40I
01:09:42will.
01:09:44Left
01:09:45leaves
01:09:46the
01:09:46wrong
01:09:46left.
01:09:54I'm
01:09:54fine.
01:09:55Nothing
01:09:56happened.
01:09:56You'll
01:09:57see soon
01:09:57enough.
01:09:58Oh,
01:09:58please.
01:09:59I
01:09:59really
01:10:00want
01:10:00to
01:10:00die.
01:10:01And
01:10:01you
01:10:01call
01:10:01this
01:10:01the
01:10:02line
01:10:02between
01:10:02life
01:10:02and
01:10:03death?
01:10:03I
01:10:04knew
01:10:04you
01:10:04were
01:10:04just
01:10:04making
01:10:04that
01:10:05shit
01:10:05up.
01:10:06Whoops!
01:10:06Just
01:10:07crossed
01:10:07it
01:10:07again.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:09And
01:10:09again.
01:10:10nothing's
01:10:11happened
01:10:11with
01:10:11you.
01:10:13Spup!
01:10:18Spup!
01:10:19Spup!
01:10:22No!
01:10:23No,
01:10:23Bob!
01:10:24Hey!
01:10:26What did
01:10:26you do
01:10:26to my
01:10:27brother?
01:10:27I
01:10:28didn't
01:10:28do
01:10:28anything.
01:10:29Your
01:10:29brother
01:10:29just
01:10:30didn't
01:10:30want
01:10:30to
01:10:30heed
01:10:30my
01:10:31warning.
01:10:32I
01:10:32suggest
01:10:32you
01:10:33take
01:10:33him
01:10:33to
01:10:33the
01:10:33U.R.
01:10:34If
01:10:34you
01:10:34don't
01:10:34want
01:10:35your
01:10:35wedding
01:10:35to
01:10:35become
01:10:35his
01:10:36funeral.
01:10:37Come
01:10:37on.
01:10:39Major,
01:10:40are you
01:10:40not
01:10:40going
01:10:40to
01:10:40help
01:10:40your
01:10:41own
01:10:41brother?
01:10:41How
01:10:42was
01:10:42he
01:10:42able
01:10:42to
01:10:43cross
01:10:43the
01:10:43line?
01:10:43See,
01:10:44this
01:10:44must
01:10:44be
01:10:44an
01:10:44illusion.
01:10:48Only
01:10:48the
01:10:49pure
01:10:49of
01:10:49heart
01:10:49can
01:10:49cross
01:10:50the
01:10:50line.
01:10:51Will
01:10:51somebody
01:10:51take
01:10:51my
01:10:51brother
01:10:52to
01:10:52the
01:10:52hospital,
01:10:52please?
01:11:00You're
01:11:00so
01:11:01sore,
01:11:01I
01:11:01wouldn't
01:11:01marry you
01:11:02if you
01:11:02go
01:11:02and
01:11:02hurt
01:11:02my
01:11:02brother.
01:11:03Oh,
01:11:03please.
01:11:04You
01:11:04hurt
01:11:05us
01:11:05first.
01:11:06At
01:11:06first,
01:11:07I
01:11:07was
01:11:08really
01:11:08hurt by
01:11:08your
01:11:08betrayal.
01:11:09But I've
01:11:10come to
01:11:10realize
01:11:10your
01:11:11true
01:11:11colors
01:11:12are
01:11:12that
01:11:12of
01:11:12a
01:11:12snake
01:11:13and
01:11:13a
01:11:13coward.
01:11:14Marissa,
01:11:14thanks for
01:11:15taking this
01:11:15lowlife
01:11:16from me.
01:11:18You
01:11:19blame
01:11:19yourself
01:11:19for being
01:11:20worthless.
01:11:21You
01:11:22think
01:11:22anyone
01:11:22would
01:11:22want
01:11:22to
01:11:22marry
01:11:23you
01:11:23when
01:11:23you
01:11:23got
01:11:23nothing
01:11:24to
01:11:24offer?
01:11:26When
01:11:27you
01:11:27wear
01:11:27odd
01:11:28and
01:11:28crazy
01:11:29clothes
01:11:30all
01:11:30day?
01:11:32Don't touch
01:11:33my
01:11:33wife.
01:11:35And
01:11:36instead,
01:11:37Trixie gets
01:11:38a handsome
01:11:38and
01:11:39protective
01:11:40husband.
01:11:41You
01:11:41can
01:11:41daydream
01:11:42all you
01:11:42want
01:11:42now,
01:11:43Trixie,
01:11:43but when
01:11:43the
01:11:43presidential
01:11:44contract
01:11:45arrives,
01:11:46it'll
01:11:46hit you
01:11:46like a
01:11:46fucking
01:11:47truck.
01:11:47That
01:11:47you're
01:11:48nothing
01:11:48but an
01:11:48ugly
01:11:48phony,
01:11:49and I'm
01:11:49the
01:11:50queen
01:11:50of
01:11:50everything.
01:11:51Oh,
01:11:51really?
01:11:52Then let me
01:11:52show you how
01:11:53it is I
01:11:54who has
01:11:54everything you
01:11:54want.
01:11:55You've
01:11:56got nothing
01:11:56on me.
01:12:01Yes.
01:12:02Tell the
01:12:02president to get
01:12:03here immediately.
01:12:08goddess.
01:12:09Madam
01:12:10president,
01:12:11I require
01:12:11your
01:12:12assistance.
01:12:13Yes,
01:12:13we'll be
01:12:13there
01:12:13immediately.
01:12:17Get the
01:12:18VP.
01:12:18We're
01:12:18leaving
01:12:18now.
01:12:22Did she
01:12:23just pretend
01:12:23to call
01:12:24the first
01:12:24woman
01:12:25president
01:12:25of the
01:12:25United
01:12:26States?
01:12:26God,
01:12:26I knew
01:12:27you were
01:12:27cheap,
01:12:27but I
01:12:28didn't
01:12:28know
01:12:28you
01:12:28were
01:12:28crazy
01:12:29too.
01:12:29I'm
01:12:30so glad
01:12:30I dumped
01:12:31you
01:12:31for
01:12:31Marissa.
01:12:32You're
01:12:33pathetic,
01:12:33Trixie,
01:12:34a secretary
01:12:34to remind
01:12:35everyone how
01:12:36I have
01:12:36the presidential
01:12:36contract coming.
01:12:37Miss Wickham
01:12:38is correct.
01:12:39I was on the
01:12:40phone with
01:12:40the president
01:12:40earlier.
01:12:41Only the
01:12:41most important
01:12:42people have
01:12:43Madam
01:12:43President's
01:12:44direct line.
01:12:45You hear
01:12:45that,
01:12:46everyone?
01:12:46There is
01:12:47no way
01:12:48low-life
01:12:49Trixie could
01:12:50have called
01:12:50the president
01:12:51by herself.
01:12:52She's just
01:12:53a desperate
01:12:54phony who
01:12:54doesn't get
01:12:55enough male
01:12:55attention,
01:12:56so she's
01:12:56come here
01:12:57to play
01:12:57up her
01:12:57importance.
01:12:58No,
01:12:59my
01:12:59granddaughter
01:12:59would never
01:13:00do that.
01:13:01Reversing
01:13:02time just
01:13:03to heal
01:13:03someone's
01:13:04wound,
01:13:04only the
01:13:05goddess
01:13:05healer
01:13:05can do
01:13:06that.
01:13:06Is
01:13:06Trixie
01:13:07really
01:13:07the
01:13:08goddess
01:13:08healer?
01:13:14Oh,
01:13:17first,
01:13:17your boy toy
01:13:18actor pretends
01:13:19to be the
01:13:19war hero
01:13:19general
01:13:20Lysander
01:13:20Armstrong,
01:13:21and now
01:13:21you,
01:13:22Trixie,
01:13:22are pretending
01:13:23to be the
01:13:23goddess
01:13:23healer
01:13:24who gave
01:13:24me my
01:13:24presidential
01:13:25contract?
01:13:25Is
01:13:26this how
01:13:27the working
01:13:27class
01:13:28think all
01:13:29the time?
01:13:30I never
01:13:30realized how
01:13:31delusional
01:13:32they were.
01:13:33You can only
01:13:33dream of what
01:13:34you can never
01:13:34have while
01:13:35we rub our
01:13:36riches and
01:13:37privilege in
01:13:38their faces.
01:13:39Look,
01:13:39I don't know
01:13:39what circus
01:13:40school you
01:13:40went to,
01:13:41but you
01:13:41trying to
01:13:42make me
01:13:42jealous,
01:13:42Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't
01:13:43working.
01:13:44You can't
01:13:45just fake
01:13:45the...
01:13:48Yeah,
01:13:48but goddess
01:13:49healing power
01:13:50is legendary.
01:13:51It's like
01:13:52real magic.
01:13:53Trixie,
01:13:54you're an
01:13:54angel,
01:13:55but the
01:13:55goddess
01:13:56healing is
01:13:56beyond your
01:13:57imagination.
01:13:58And if we
01:13:59steal her
01:14:00identity just
01:14:00to punish
01:14:01her ex,
01:14:01won't her
01:14:02followers be
01:14:02furious and
01:14:03riot against
01:14:04you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie,
01:14:08look,
01:14:09I believe
01:14:10you.
01:14:10You saved
01:14:11me.
01:14:12Whether
01:14:13you're a
01:14:13goddess or
01:14:13not,
01:14:14you did
01:14:14that.
01:14:15No matter
01:14:16what happens,
01:14:17you are
01:14:17a goddess
01:14:18to me.
01:14:19We'll
01:14:19riot against
01:14:20you now.
01:14:21Tear her
01:14:22apart!
01:14:22Tear her
01:14:23apart!
01:14:24Tear her
01:14:25apart!
01:14:26Tear her
01:14:27apart!
01:14:27Tear her
01:14:28apart!
01:14:29The vice
01:14:29president
01:14:30arrives!
01:14:46Who
01:14:46dare cause
01:14:47ruckus in
01:14:48here?
01:14:52You're
01:14:52General
01:14:53Lysander
01:14:53Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait,
01:14:55what?
01:14:57He's
01:14:57actually
01:14:58General
01:14:58Lysander
01:14:59Armstrong?
01:14:59No,
01:15:00no,
01:15:00we've been
01:15:00through this
01:15:01already once,
01:15:02okay?
01:15:02Right,
01:15:03Secretary
01:15:03Joe?
01:15:04This
01:15:04actor
01:15:05Trixie
01:15:06hired
01:15:06pulled this
01:15:07weird
01:15:07stunt
01:15:08to try
01:15:08to
01:15:08bankrupt
01:15:09me,
01:15:09but you
01:15:10already
01:15:10confirmed
01:15:10with
01:15:11Madame
01:15:11President
01:15:11that I
01:15:12got the
01:15:12contract
01:15:13coming
01:15:13still,
01:15:13right?
01:15:14Yes,
01:15:14we all
01:15:15thought
01:15:15he was
01:15:15a fraud.
01:15:16What I
01:15:16mean is,
01:15:19you're the
01:15:19war hero,
01:15:20General
01:15:21Lysander
01:15:21Armstrong,
01:15:22and how
01:15:23dare you
01:15:23crash
01:15:24Miss
01:15:24Wickham's
01:15:24wedding.
01:15:25The
01:15:25moment
01:15:26you
01:15:26wake
01:15:26up,
01:15:27you
01:15:27fall
01:15:27under
01:15:27this
01:15:28vixen
01:15:28spell,
01:15:29and
01:15:29now
01:15:29you're
01:15:30attacking
01:15:30one
01:15:30of
01:15:30the
01:15:31most
01:15:31important
01:15:31allies
01:15:32to
01:15:32the
01:15:32president?
01:15:33He
01:15:33is
01:15:34the
01:15:35general,
01:15:35but he's
01:15:36in
01:15:36trouble
01:15:37now.
01:15:37Did
01:15:38you
01:15:38hear
01:15:38that?
01:15:39Even
01:15:39the
01:15:39vice
01:15:39president
01:15:40knows
01:15:40me
01:15:40as
01:15:41an
01:15:41important
01:15:42ally
01:15:42to
01:15:42the
01:15:42nation's
01:15:43leader.
01:15:43So
01:15:43what if
01:15:44Trixie
01:15:44picked
01:15:44up
01:15:45some
01:15:45washed
01:15:45up
01:15:45war
01:15:46hero?
01:15:46We
01:15:47got
01:15:47the
01:15:47VP
01:15:47and
01:15:48the
01:15:48president.
01:15:49On
01:15:49our
01:15:49side,
01:15:50you'll
01:15:50always
01:15:51be
01:15:52nothing,
01:15:53Trixie.
01:15:53I
01:15:54told
01:15:54you.
01:15:54Now
01:15:55punish
01:15:55them,
01:15:56Vice
01:15:56President
01:15:56Langley.
01:15:57This
01:15:57is
01:15:57treason.
01:15:58Lysander
01:15:58Armstrong,
01:15:59you
01:15:59are
01:15:59stripped
01:16:00from
01:16:00your
01:16:00military
01:16:01honors
01:16:02and
01:16:02titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The
01:16:12do
01:16:12that,
01:16:12Mr.
01:16:13Vice
01:16:13President.
01:16:13My
01:16:13brother
01:16:14is
01:16:14a
01:16:14war
01:16:15hero.
01:16:15He
01:16:15single-handedly
01:16:16saved
01:16:16this
01:16:16country
01:16:17from
01:16:17terrorist
01:16:17attack.
01:16:18He
01:16:18was
01:16:18in
01:16:18a
01:16:18coma
01:16:18for
01:16:19two
01:16:19years.
01:16:20If it
01:16:20wasn't
01:16:20for
01:16:20Miss
01:16:20Trixie,
01:16:21he
01:16:21would...
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak
01:16:23another word
01:16:23and I
01:16:23will bring
01:16:24down
01:16:24your
01:16:24entire
01:16:25family,
01:16:26not
01:16:26just
01:16:27your
01:16:27brother.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29It's
01:16:30okay.
01:16:31Mr.
01:16:31Vice
01:16:31President,
01:16:32I've
01:16:32already
01:16:32given
01:16:32my
01:16:32life
01:16:33once
01:16:33for
01:16:33my
01:16:33country.
01:16:34I
01:16:34have
01:16:35no
01:16:35problem
01:16:35doing
01:16:35that
01:16:36again
01:16:36if
01:16:36it
01:16:36means
01:16:36protecting
01:16:37my
01:16:37fiance's
01:16:37life.
01:16:39And let's
01:16:39be honest
01:16:40about one
01:16:40other
01:16:40thing,
01:16:41Mr.
01:16:41Vice
01:16:41President,
01:16:41I
01:16:41never
01:16:42gave
01:16:42a
01:16:42fuck
01:16:43about
01:16:44any
01:16:44damn
01:16:45titles.
01:16:47I
01:16:47truly
01:16:48saved
01:16:48a
01:16:48good
01:16:48man.
01:16:54I
01:16:54will
01:16:54not let
01:16:55you bring
01:16:55ruin
01:16:56to
01:16:56my
01:16:56fiance.
01:16:57And
01:16:58what
01:16:58can
01:16:58you
01:16:58do
01:16:58about
01:16:59it?
01:16:59Oh,
01:16:59Mr.
01:17:00Vice
01:17:00President,
01:17:00I
01:17:00have
01:17:01swell
01:17:01idea.
01:17:02My
01:17:02biomedical
01:17:02company
01:17:03invented
01:17:03the
01:17:04latest
01:17:04line
01:17:04of
01:17:05poison
01:17:05darts
01:17:05for
01:17:05the
01:17:06military.
01:17:06Let's
01:17:07try it
01:17:07out
01:17:07on
01:17:08them.
01:17:10Hold
01:17:11on,
01:17:11Mr.
01:17:11Vice
01:17:11President,
01:17:11there's
01:17:12no way
01:17:12that you're
01:17:12taking
01:17:13this
01:17:13seriously.
01:17:13Put
01:17:13innocent
01:17:14civilian
01:17:14lives
01:17:15in
01:17:15danger?
01:17:16Despicable.
01:17:16What's
01:17:17more
01:17:17despicable
01:17:17is
01:17:18that
01:17:18you
01:17:18and
01:17:18your
01:17:19filthy
01:17:19companions
01:17:20are
01:17:20disrespecting
01:17:21power.
01:17:22Miss
01:17:23Wickham,
01:17:23you
01:17:24can
01:17:24use
01:17:24full
01:17:24force
01:17:25on
01:17:25them.
01:17:26Did
01:17:26you
01:17:27hear
01:17:27that,
01:17:27boys?
01:17:31Oh.
01:17:40shit!
01:17:41Wait,
01:17:42that's
01:17:42the
01:17:42president.
01:17:44Oh.
01:17:55Hey,
01:17:56idiots!
01:17:58Oh.
01:18:01Oh.
01:18:02Oh.
01:18:02Oh.
01:18:03Oh.
01:18:04my gosh.
01:18:05I'm so
01:18:06sorry,
01:18:06Madame
01:18:06President.
01:18:07That was,
01:18:08they were
01:18:09totally aiming
01:18:09for Trixie,
01:18:10the fraud
01:18:11in the
01:18:11middle.
01:18:12What
01:18:12is
01:18:13this?
01:18:13Oh,
01:18:14that's
01:18:14my new
01:18:15biomedical
01:18:15weapon,
01:18:16Madame,
01:18:16for your
01:18:17military.
01:18:17This is
01:18:18a war
01:18:18crime.
01:18:19These
01:18:19are
01:18:19innocent
01:18:19civilian
01:18:20lives
01:18:20you're
01:18:21messing
01:18:21with.
01:18:21You're
01:18:22the
01:18:22uncivilized
01:18:22buffoon.
01:18:23I can
01:18:23shoot
01:18:24whoever
01:18:24I want.
01:18:24I have
01:18:24the
01:18:24presidential
01:18:25contract.
01:18:26With
01:18:26great
01:18:26power
01:18:27comes
01:18:27great
01:18:27responsibility.
01:18:28And
01:18:29this
01:18:29is
01:18:29the
01:18:29kind
01:18:29of
01:18:30dastardly
01:18:34and
01:18:35take it
01:18:35out of
01:18:35the
01:18:35present
01:18:36before
01:18:36it's
01:18:36too
01:18:36late.
01:18:37That
01:18:37is
01:18:37easy.
01:18:38There's
01:18:39no need.
01:18:40I'll
01:18:41save
01:18:41everyone.
01:18:55It's
01:18:56raining
01:18:56gold!
01:18:59What's
01:18:59happening?
01:19:00Trixie
01:19:00doesn't have
01:19:01that kind
01:19:01of money.
01:19:02It's
01:19:02got to
01:19:02be
01:19:02cheap
01:19:03glitter.
01:19:05She
01:19:07is
01:19:08a
01:19:09criminal.
01:19:10Don't
01:19:10worry,
01:19:11Madam
01:19:11President.
01:19:11We will
01:19:11arrest her
01:19:12and we'll
01:19:12throw her
01:19:12in prison.
01:19:13I'd be
01:19:14quiet if
01:19:14I were
01:19:14you.
01:19:15Because
01:19:15you're
01:19:15the
01:19:15one
01:19:16that
01:19:16would
01:19:16be
01:19:16going
01:19:16to
01:19:16prison
01:19:17once
01:19:17everyone
01:19:17is
01:19:17healed
01:19:17up.
01:19:18What
01:19:18are
01:19:18you
01:19:19talking
01:19:19about?
01:19:20The
01:19:20president
01:19:20literally
01:19:21came
01:19:21here
01:19:21to
01:19:21give
01:19:21me
01:19:22my
01:19:22billion
01:19:22dollar
01:19:22contract.
01:19:33This
01:19:33contract?
01:19:34Yeah.
01:19:35Yes.
01:19:36Thank you,
01:19:37first
01:19:37gentleman.
01:19:54My contract,
01:19:56you bitch!
01:19:57And that's
01:19:57not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:16Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do?
01:20:35The president is here,
01:20:37and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madam President,
01:20:46you've recovered now.
01:20:48So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile,
01:21:19so ugly on the inside,
01:21:20it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:22I don't understand.
01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:25for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:29And do you know,
01:21:30the goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:33during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only.
01:21:41And it's...
01:21:45Her.
01:21:56What?
01:22:01Welcome, goddess.
01:22:09Uh, we, uh...
01:22:14You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:26To help those in need.
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means...
01:22:33The billion dollar contract,
01:22:35it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancรฉe and best friend.
01:22:45But after everything you've done,
01:22:47we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please.
01:22:50I swear to you.
01:22:51I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:58She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:08on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:28All her gold.
01:23:29All her glory.
01:23:31All that could have been mine.
01:23:33This is all your fault.
01:23:34This is all...
01:23:35You seduced me!
01:23:38You were the one that came on to me,
01:23:40you himbo!
01:23:42Please, Trixie,
01:23:43give me another chance!
01:23:45I want to be rich again!
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Against the ground you walk on!
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize,
01:23:53but it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed
01:23:57and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:58just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:06arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:13It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I didn't care.
01:24:16You were rich.
01:24:17I'll see myself now.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness,
01:24:27just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands,
01:24:35I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:38one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:47Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:49Right now?
01:24:50Yes.
01:24:51Well.
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other
01:24:57to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
01:25:02You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
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