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Sex Education By My Best Friend Ep 🍉💚 Ep
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00:00:05New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:12New Skin Dangerously Hot Is Equipped
00:00:21You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:38Such a dumb username.
00:00:40Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:46You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:53Maybe someday.
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:01:00Good luck, Skyler's your coin.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:26Forget your training wheels.
00:01:29At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:43Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:47No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:52Ruined!
00:01:59He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my God, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:13Hey!
00:02:15What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:19Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What do you want me to sign?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:27I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:29No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke some interviews.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:58Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:16Don't do it.
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:26Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:43I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make her life a living hell.
00:03:54What's going on?
00:03:55Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:02Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:04Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:07Same.
00:04:08Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:10Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:16I can help you.
00:04:19The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:27He's not yet.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:39You have first day jitters.
00:04:40That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so I'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Bye-bye.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:53Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:17Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey.
00:05:35If you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:39Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:45So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:48I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:51Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52All right, chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:06:00Oh, the valley queen goes to the school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:17You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:20Edmunds?
00:06:21What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:25You really did crawl out of his gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:32Janet is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:35Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:39There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Janet?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:49Your enemy is our enemy Nicole.
00:06:51And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:06Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:10What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:19Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:22You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hailey.
00:07:27Wow.
00:07:27Hailey.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:30You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:36So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50Whoever ends up with her, I must have a feeling in the eyes.
00:08:05It's so relieved to see you.
00:08:07Something happened today.
00:08:08I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:16What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:25Oh, thank God.
00:08:26i honestly want that more than anything you're my soulmate i like you so much okay well since
00:08:32we're dating now um i'm ready to send my photo wait really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:54pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:03this lighting hates me come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:14okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:21oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:31don't look at me don't look at me i'm not survivable are we i don't think you're supposed to do
00:09:35it like
00:09:36that get out now
00:09:37fine
00:09:38ow damn it
00:09:44come on
00:09:50oh
00:09:56oh
00:09:58oh
00:09:58oh
00:09:59oh
00:09:59oh
00:10:00oh
00:10:18you're helping me
00:10:19I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:29excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:31our little boyfriend, do we? that is shocking
00:10:34yeah, actually, and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:41my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:43funny
00:10:44okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:49fine by me
00:10:52oh, and um
00:10:54a lot of purple bra, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:58not even my type, but, you know, power theory
00:11:01would you just get out of here?
00:11:12hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:24don't be a coward, just send it
00:11:26Jen
00:11:31oh my god
00:11:32here goes nothing
00:11:41still no response?
00:11:43don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:49why? you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:55honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00mm-hmm
00:12:00got it
00:12:04what are you doing?
00:12:14holy shit
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:18oh my god
00:12:21oh my god
00:12:24holy shit
00:12:25holy shit
00:12:31yo, what's going on?
00:12:34dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what?
00:12:37yeah
00:12:52come on
00:12:53let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57stop, delete it, please
00:13:09oh my brave knight
00:13:13oh my god
00:13:20Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31No. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:33Stop!
00:13:35Stop!
00:13:36Stop!
00:13:38Stop!
00:13:38Stop!
00:13:41Stop!
00:13:51My school enemy is my online girlfriend?
00:13:58Stop it!
00:13:59Oh, my God.
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:31How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh? Now, if you don't delete it off
00:14:35your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you. And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined. And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You
00:14:51hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:02All right.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do... do people change?
00:15:31Like...
00:15:32Can a spoiled brat somehow...
00:15:35become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:57It's up to you, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite.
00:16:03Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag. I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my
00:16:08family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh. I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy. He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:26No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:35I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:37You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:39I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing. When? When?
00:16:44Well, after school, at the balcony, I'll bring flowers.
00:16:48Deal?
00:16:57I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:09Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:20I heard about you harassing Jen at school today. Defending that nobody. Haley girl.
00:17:25He was not a nobody dad. Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:40Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash. Stay away from her.
00:17:46And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:55I'm almost 18. Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:58I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:03safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:07It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi. I'm Haley.
00:18:18Yes.
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:20So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:42Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his eye video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:59Why is Guacamole Wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:09I'll eat it.
00:19:23Call me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:29You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:33Guacamole Wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:45I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:55Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:58Pick it up.
00:19:59Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:07Take her you're gonna record this.
00:20:11You're already here.
00:20:14I'm not that good.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:19Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:23You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:33I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:40Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:46Got it?
00:20:47Let's go.
00:20:55Uh, thank you.
00:20:58Wow.
00:20:58Oh, never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just, I happen to see you.
00:21:10Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:12Yeah, my boyfriend actually.
00:21:16Well, he, he kind of stood me up, so.
00:21:20Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you got to do it nice to them.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so.
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:36Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:42I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online work in your years make you fall for her?
00:21:55He, he makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05I understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12I don't see how you touch him like this.
00:22:26If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, no, my, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:39Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:53Are you lost a lot of the game, too?
00:22:56I can see why he likes you.
00:23:08I can see.
00:23:08Judas, I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and he loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:24I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:34Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:44Cole, who are you?
00:23:48What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:50It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:05We are from two different worlds.
00:24:07He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:20Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:25Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:28I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:32You need to see me in style.
00:24:34Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:39Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:45Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:08Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:13People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:18Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:29I'm a little bit curious about you, actually.
00:25:31I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:33Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59Uh, I'm going to go.
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:02So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me, Alex?
00:26:08Me?
00:26:09Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:11Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29No, okay.
00:26:30Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe check something new.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:50That was my first kiss.
00:26:54My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12Why don't you regret it?
00:27:15You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know much I want in here.
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah, yeah, we're good.
00:28:10We're okay.
00:28:11It was great.
00:28:11I don't care.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait.
00:28:23It's just hormones.
00:28:25Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax.
00:28:29I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:32Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:57Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:09And who are you, so is Guacamole wizard?
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:13Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:25Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:39How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:42There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:48Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:55A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you gotta say?
00:29:58Get out of here, bro.
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:58I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore drum.
00:31:15Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:19You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:28Oh my god.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:45Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:12Do you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:15I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:27Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:32And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38Huh?
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:41Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:08Huh?
00:33:08Huh?
00:33:09Huh?
00:33:09Huh?
00:33:10Huh?
00:33:11Huh?
00:33:12Huh?
00:33:12Huh?
00:33:13Huh?
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33Um, I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich and we're both rich and our dads have been in business, like, forever,
00:33:49so...
00:33:50How romantic?
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Corcomole Wizards, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09Come on, girl.
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:12That's awesome.
00:34:13Yeah.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:17Mm-hmm.
00:34:18Mm-hmm.
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:26Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:28Yeah, I'll stay with you.
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:38What is it?
00:34:39Jeez!
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48No, I know.
00:34:52Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Here we are.
00:35:10Okay, I'll go to prom a check.
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:37I just...
00:35:38I just don't want to apologize.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:58Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously, I do.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really?
00:36:23Like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:25Except for Jake.
00:36:28And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, how?
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:41The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you, asshole.
00:36:54But she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:06Look at him!
00:37:06Oh, shit!
00:37:19Oh, my God!
00:37:23Stop, guys!
00:37:24Stop it!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:42Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Haley Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:10I don't know.
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31Yep.
00:38:33I thought of that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:28I'm so sorry.
00:39:31Hey, Trips.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jen.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh, what are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:10What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirmy is burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention today after school.
00:40:27Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, um, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23All right, we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means... it means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:42:03Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God, thank you.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28What is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God, someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone, I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:59Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:03Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34I'm sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:51All right, all right, all right, all right, enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:23I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard they got an axe to throw in the park in a mile.
00:47:29If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:22Nah, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:42What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jan, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:06Those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:42Oh.
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are. It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you two.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my god, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Harry, wait.
00:50:51Harry, look.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort. Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you. Obviously.
00:51:05The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10Now what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41I'm Mr. Evans.
00:51:42So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Haley, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley.
00:52:40Fuck this.
00:52:42That's me.
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:16So I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Wanna go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmond.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmonds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell it to myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:15I'm a wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:44I should've given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I...
00:56:55I mean...
00:56:56I...
00:56:57I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped it?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hot now.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh...
00:57:17What are those things I said we could do?
00:57:20Better go.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes out.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:50Okay, so...
00:57:51What do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55What do again?
00:57:57I'll get sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh...
00:58:05I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Agnes?
00:58:15Mm-hmm.
00:58:16Oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I just...
00:58:22I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:26I'll take a minute now.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Um...
00:58:33Um...
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's prom or not.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:58:40But...
00:58:40The real question is...
00:58:42Do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would've asked you earlier.
00:58:49But...
00:58:49Jay kind of beat me to the show.
00:58:50Oh, God.
00:58:51Please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me to ask.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Later.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:05and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would've guessed?
00:59:13I thought...
00:59:14Only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:18Uh...
00:59:19I might've gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:59:23might've wanted to go to prom with me,
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole?
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole?
00:59:42Are you here?
00:59:44Cole?
00:59:45You can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:47You're cold.
00:59:48You are in big trouble.
01:00:07Hey, uh...
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11and a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:43It's 20 minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:46We're in.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26It was fun.
01:01:28It's crazy.
01:01:33Hey, uh...
01:01:34This time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37Look.
01:01:37Who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah!
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:44Ew, literally!
01:01:45What the fuck?
01:01:45Dang it!
01:01:46Anyway, I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:52Everyone say it with me!
01:01:53Pervy princess!
01:01:54Pervy princess!
01:01:56Pervy princess!
01:01:57Woo!
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you. His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy. If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life. Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this? Who did this?
01:02:30What? You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit!
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that!
01:02:55I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:04Oh my God!
01:03:07There was no internship! You lied to me!
01:03:17Hayley, catch.
01:03:24My princess finally has a crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:38Ooh.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh no, that's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home, right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:02Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:07And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:10And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy Pro.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:40I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:44Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:46Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Hey.
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