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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:14please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married!
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:01:17That's fine.
00:01:26out get out get out of here someone get her out of here you low rent urchin i knew you
00:01:32weren't good
00:01:32enough for my george i promise i can make this better i swear my perfect cousin she always
00:01:38ruins everything but wait who are you married to jack's steel
00:02:02that was awesome yeah not bad i like your shark tooth oh thanks it's a milagro miracle in spanish
00:02:18it was given to me by a navajo elder sharks represent courage protection and healing
00:02:28wanna fuck again
00:02:31sure i know
00:02:42who the fuck
00:02:48all right all right keep your pants on
00:02:57what the fuck
00:02:59do you mind
00:03:02oh sorry didn't realize we're being so formal
00:03:07that's my cue thanks for the quickie stud
00:03:13some things never change it's not a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress
00:03:18i'm getting married
00:03:22what what do you mean you're getting married
00:03:24oh wow this place hasn't changed much since i left except this one's like ten times bigger than the old
00:03:33one you impressed give me a break you know i built wild man media to win you back that smooth
00:03:41operator shit doesn't work on me anymore so what happened to you cake fight back it's a long story
00:03:54oh my god oh my god can you just get rid of those already come on admit it we were
00:04:01a hell of a team
00:04:01climbing mountains chasing storms scaling volcanoes i took the pictures you wrote the story
00:04:10jacks we're still married holy shit what you didn't sign the papers
00:04:19papers
00:04:19is that supposed to have papers
00:04:22oh my god are you ever gonna grow up
00:04:24it's like you're still in high school
00:04:26well you don't waste me enough in high school to marry me when we graduated
00:04:29we're supposed to be divorced jack
00:04:34you want to kiss me right now don't you
00:04:41that is husband abuse
00:04:43well good thing you're not my husband
00:04:45apparently i am mrs steel
00:04:48oh that is a nice ring to it actually
00:04:49does not
00:04:51does too
00:04:51we are not the same people anymore jacks
00:04:54i want stability a family
00:04:59peace
00:05:00i want george
00:05:01george
00:05:03you like how curious he is about you
00:05:05does he love bananas he's a loser
00:05:06i know that
00:05:07no actually he's sweet
00:05:10predictable
00:05:12safe
00:05:12code for boring
00:05:15admit it
00:05:16you loved our life you loved the rush
00:05:19i hated worrying about you and your parties and girls
00:05:23you love me
00:05:25you gave me no choice
00:05:27i never stopped following you
00:05:29well i'm marrying another man now and i need you to
00:05:40frosty
00:05:42don't
00:05:47sweet
00:05:49you're
00:05:50crazy about you
00:05:59stop no i can't
00:06:01what
00:06:03you were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this
00:06:06right but i don't care about her this is you and me
00:06:08no no i can't this is a mistake
00:06:10no gorge george is a mistake no he isn't i love him and i'm going to marry him this this
00:06:19didn't happen
00:06:19oh come on
00:06:21sign the papers jacks
00:06:28what i'm gonna keep
00:06:29damn you skunk
00:06:35i'll take you down and then i'll take jacks
00:06:39we're having another wedding
00:06:41bigger
00:06:42better
00:06:43grand enough to erase the disaster that you made of the first one
00:06:46why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead
00:06:52oh
00:06:53oh don't you dare
00:06:55oh don't you dare that whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about if you think you can drag this
00:06:59family through the mud
00:07:01can you tell her please
00:07:03maybe mother's right yeah george there even my son agrees and that ex-husband of yours
00:07:12if you want to marry my son you'll get rid of him don't worry by the time i'm done with
00:07:18jack
00:07:18still he'll be begging for a divorce george you must do something about this jack steel
00:07:25if this wedding collapses you are out of the will
00:07:29but mother he's he's bigger than me oh for the love of god man up
00:07:43excuse me sir could i bother you to open this i'm not strong enough
00:07:50i'll see what i can do
00:07:56there you are dear
00:08:01it's betsy
00:08:12el el you need to tell me what is going on
00:08:15right now
00:08:16hi honey i'm so glad you're here
00:08:18i decided i wanted to pull a little bit deeper
00:08:21and i put some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets
00:08:26oh and our rules royce yacht is coming later
00:08:28what the hell how are you paying for all that
00:08:31our joint credit card
00:08:32you never closed it
00:08:37sign this
00:08:38and the nightmare ends
00:08:48i love your fastness
00:08:52always have
00:08:54always well
00:09:14hi snookums
00:09:23tuna casserole your favorite
00:09:25what the hell happened to my house
00:09:28well you won't give me a divorce so i thought i'd act like a wife
00:09:32come on
00:09:34sit down
00:09:35sit down silly willie
00:09:35my wifey's gonna feed you
00:09:39open up
00:09:40no i'm really not hungry
00:09:41yeah
00:09:41not bad
00:09:46how was it
00:09:48you like it
00:09:51it's delicious
00:09:54come on
00:09:55sit on my lap
00:09:56let's make it authentic
00:09:57you son of a
00:10:00hey what the hell
00:10:07my god
00:10:11i love that woman
00:10:21oh honey
00:10:21look what i brought you
00:10:26come the dumpos on my head too
00:10:29no
00:10:29actually
00:10:31it's a peace offering
00:10:32i heard about your gallery this evening
00:10:34and i wanted to get you some good luck brownies
00:10:39how thoughtful
00:10:42you know the owner of azarica island will be there too
00:10:46oh
00:10:46i want to impress him
00:10:47and i want to buy the island
00:10:49you want to buy the island that we honeymooned
00:11:02you still make the best brownies in the world
00:11:04enjoy
00:11:14this is remarkable
00:11:15i would like to add it into my collection
00:11:17i bet that's a great idea
00:11:19this will look great on azarica island yeah
00:11:23and speaking of i want
00:11:28excuse me
00:11:29one second
00:11:48laxatives in the brownies
00:11:49oldest trick in the book
00:11:53jane i don't know what to do
00:11:56oh el
00:11:57that sounds unbearable
00:11:59it's like
00:12:00every time i push
00:12:01he pulls me in closer
00:12:02every
00:12:03trick i try
00:12:05backfires on me
00:12:06i don't want him
00:12:08i want george
00:12:10i
00:12:11don't know why he can't just let me go
00:12:14it's like he's obsessed with me
00:12:16you need
00:12:17a break
00:12:18let's grab a drink tomorrow night
00:12:19we'll talk things through
00:12:21i promise
00:12:22we'll figure something out
00:12:25thanks jane
00:12:27i'm sorry to burden you with all this drama
00:12:29i mean
00:12:30you're just the only one i can talk to
00:12:33of course cuz
00:12:35what is family for if not for this
00:12:47why is he so obsessed with me
00:12:52always the star
00:12:54little miss perfect
00:12:56but now
00:12:57i'm gonna steal the love of your life
00:13:09then i'm gonna take yours
00:13:16thank you for meeting me here jane
00:13:18i'm coming in with agnes
00:13:20jacks george
00:13:22i just really needed someone that i could talk to
00:13:24of course el
00:13:26maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you
00:13:29what do you mean
00:13:30well maybe jackson needs a distraction
00:13:34somebody to keep him busy
00:13:35then poof
00:13:36you're free
00:13:37he signs the papers
00:13:39and you get to marry george
00:13:42what's your idea
00:13:43pimp out my ex
00:13:44well maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger
00:13:48maybe it could be me
00:13:51you
00:13:51think about it
00:13:52i already know the family
00:13:54so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that
00:13:56and i make him fall in love with me
00:13:59and then he forgets you
00:14:00you date jacks
00:14:04if it meant helping you
00:14:07absolutely
00:14:10that's insane
00:14:15but that just might work
00:14:20you know what
00:14:22thank you
00:14:23jane
00:14:23did i ever tell you you're my best cousin ever
00:14:27okay to cousins
00:14:28to cousins
00:14:34yeah
00:14:40and then
00:14:41the mighty bangle spun on its tail
00:14:44retreated into the night
00:14:47jacques
00:14:48you are truly remarkable
00:14:49well as are you my friend
00:14:50but i've asked you here to discuss
00:14:52el
00:14:53it is important
00:14:53but first
00:14:55shots
00:14:56bartender
00:14:57uh four shots of tequila please
00:14:58i should probably stick to my chardonnay
00:15:00i'm not much of a tequila man
00:15:02bullshit
00:15:03all men are tequila men
00:15:07after all we need to toast el yeah
00:15:10cheers man
00:15:12cheers
00:15:18oh nice
00:15:20come on
00:15:21winner thorpy
00:15:23open your throat shoot it down
00:15:25let me see a run
00:15:26come on
00:15:30yeah
00:15:31go
00:15:31go
00:15:32go
00:15:39i'm getting a warm
00:15:43feeling
00:15:43yeah
00:15:44i like it
00:15:46bartender
00:15:47another round
00:15:49another round
00:15:49yes
00:15:51now what was it you wanted to discuss
00:15:55i can't remember
00:15:59cheers
00:16:00cheers
00:16:01cheers
00:16:07oh
00:16:08it's like a sock in the trial
00:16:10i wrote this song last night
00:16:13and it just keeps getting higher
00:16:17higher
00:16:17higher
00:16:21that a delightful melody
00:16:24all right
00:16:31all right you're on your own from here on out
00:16:33i love you
00:16:36man
00:16:37night george wayner thorpy
00:16:58hello
00:16:59oh my
00:17:00i'm sorry i was just
00:17:02you're so beautiful
00:17:04yes sir
00:17:19yes
00:17:21oh my
00:17:22oh
00:17:23yes
00:17:23oh
00:17:23oh
00:17:24oh
00:17:25oh
00:17:25oh
00:17:25oh
00:17:26oh
00:17:26oh
00:17:27oh
00:17:37i can have been here since you left
00:17:38oh
00:17:41oh
00:17:42oh
00:17:42this is where you propose
00:17:43i thought it would be nice to revisit
00:17:47good memories
00:17:49maybe better ones still
00:17:52i
00:17:52i'm
00:17:52right to come here to think sometimes
00:17:59Do you mind?
00:18:01Sure.
00:18:09Look, Jax, I've given this a lot of thought, I really have, but we just can't be together.
00:18:21Listen, I know I was horrible at Elle, okay, but I...
00:18:25Agri, please.
00:18:26That's all in the past.
00:18:28George makes me happy now.
00:18:30I can make you happy.
00:18:32We were happy.
00:18:34You know it.
00:18:38Remember senior year when we TP'd the whole school?
00:18:43You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:18:45Oh my God, the roller skates.
00:18:48I had to run to the football field.
00:18:51The big cops chasing you.
00:18:57Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday.
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:04I was suspended for a week.
00:19:07Totally worth it.
00:19:21I just...
00:19:23Jax!
00:19:30Still clumsy.
00:19:31Still mine.
00:19:38Jax.
00:19:44Jax.
00:19:488pm tonight.
00:19:50Be ready.
00:19:51LaRouge.
00:19:53You mean a...
00:19:54A date?
00:19:55A date?
00:20:08Jane.
00:20:09Hi.
00:20:12What are you doing here?
00:20:14Elle said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:20:18Jane.
00:20:19Jane, listen.
00:20:20You're wonderful.
00:20:23But this is not right.
00:20:24Okay?
00:20:25Not for me.
00:20:26Of course it's right.
00:20:27You just...
00:20:27You haven't realized it yet.
00:20:29Jane, no.
00:20:29I do realize it.
00:20:30And it's just...
00:20:30It's not right.
00:20:31You're just confused because of Elle.
00:20:33But once you forget her...
00:20:35You could fall for me.
00:20:38I'm sorry.
00:20:39I can't.
00:20:39It's just dinner.
00:20:40One dinner.
00:20:42Look.
00:20:42You don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:20:44Just...
00:20:44Just give me a chance.
00:20:47I can't give you what you want.
00:20:55Last night didn't go as planned, but that's okay.
00:20:57That's okay.
00:20:57We'll get it next time, Jane.
00:20:58I promise.
00:20:59I know he'll come around.
00:21:01He has to.
00:21:02You'll see.
00:21:04Um...
00:21:05I'll call you back.
00:21:06Okay?
00:21:13July 4, Mrs. Everhard.
00:21:16Oh my god.
00:21:20Jax.
00:21:24What...
00:21:25O-oh.
00:21:27What's all this?
00:21:29Oh!
00:21:31Uh...
00:21:32These are from Jax.
00:21:34It's an inside joke from high school.
00:21:36Oh.
00:21:38Mm-hmm.
00:21:39Oh don't be like that. Why don't you skate with me? Come on, it'll be fun.
00:21:44El, it's not exactly dignified for people I used to skate.
00:21:48Why don't you just this once for me, please?
00:21:53Alright.
00:21:56Let's go.
00:21:59El, I know what game.
00:22:02Steady?
00:22:03Yeah?
00:22:04Studio?
00:22:06Oopsies.
00:22:08Yeah?
00:22:10Alright, see? You got it, it's not so bad.
00:22:15I love you, George. I really do.
00:22:18I love you, darling.
00:22:32Jax, I've been... Hey, Jax.
00:22:36Jane? Let's talk.
00:22:41Agnes will be really proud.
00:22:47But what I'd really love to do is the Andes crossing.
00:22:50I've done it.
00:22:51You have?
00:22:53Exquisite.
00:22:54I am so jealous.
00:23:01The real question is...
00:23:03What would you like to ask me?
00:23:06Would you like to dance?
00:23:08Yes.
00:23:26Oh, I'm so jealous.
00:23:27Jax.
00:23:43I bet you won't kiss me.
00:23:46I'll take that bet.
00:24:12Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:13What?
00:24:16Let's wait.
00:24:17What for?
00:24:18I just, uh, I want to make it special.
00:24:23Really?
00:24:24Let's go to dinner tomorrow.
00:24:25At a nice place.
00:24:27As a couple?
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:37Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:25:03I'll see you tomorrow.
00:25:03Alright, let's go.
00:25:04On the train.
00:25:10We will do this tomorrow too.
00:25:17We'll see you tomorrow.
00:25:18And we'll see you tomorrow.
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:25We'll see you tomorrow.
00:25:40What's that, darling?
00:25:44He signed the papers.
00:25:46God, it's such brilliant news.
00:25:49We can finally get married.
00:25:52Yes, finally.
00:25:54Oh, don't be so pleased.
00:25:57Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:26:01Sure.
00:26:02Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:26:08It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:26:14Oh, this is my good friend, Jax.
00:26:17Hi, George.
00:26:18Hi, Al.
00:26:19You must join us.
00:26:21What a marvelous coincidence.
00:26:23You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:26:27Nonsense.
00:26:28The more, the merrier.
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane could use some privacy.
00:26:33Oh, come on.
00:26:34Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:26:46You must try the duck.
00:26:47It's divine.
00:26:49Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:26:52Isn't he wonderful?
00:26:54So witty and so handsome.
00:26:58Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:27:02I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:27:04Why, thank you, dear.
00:27:17Oh, last night with Jax.
00:27:19It was incredible.
00:27:21He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:27:24God, I'm happy for you.
00:27:26I really should thank you.
00:27:28We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:27:35Great.
00:27:36I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:27:39Exactly.
00:27:40Well, shall we?
00:27:41I could use another minute.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:49Get it together, Elle.
00:27:51You don't love Jax.
00:27:53You love George.
00:28:01Hello.
00:28:03Where's Jax?
00:28:04Jax went to use the men's room.
00:28:09Jax, what are you doing?
00:28:12I know what game you're playing, Elle.
00:28:14Sending me your cousin.
00:28:15Really?
00:28:17I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:19Drop the act.
00:28:20I can read you like a book.
00:28:22George is my fiancé.
00:28:24That's that.
00:28:26You can't stand him.
00:28:28I love him.
00:28:30You love me.
00:28:32I don't.
00:28:55This is so well.
00:28:58Then stop me.
00:29:04It's so good.
00:29:06You and Jax, eh?
00:29:06You seem great together.
00:29:09So did you and Elle.
00:29:11I must admit, I am relieved.
00:29:13I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:29:16Worried? What were you worried about?
00:29:18Oh, I don't know.
00:29:21Jack sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
00:29:24An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:29:27I was just being paranoid. Nothing to worry about.
00:29:30Roller skates. How long ago was this?
00:29:34Just the other day. Sweet, isn't it?
00:29:37That's so sweet. Excuse me, I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:29:41But just came back.
00:29:47Elle! Are you in here?
00:29:55Elle, you've been gone a while.
00:29:57I came here to check on you.
00:30:00Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here.
00:30:03Just, um, stomach problems. Really bad stomach problems.
00:30:11Are you sure you're okay?
00:30:13Yeah, I'm fine. Just go back to the table. I'll be there in a second.
00:30:19Okay, well, don't take too long.
00:30:21Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:30:27Oh, my God.
00:30:29Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:30:41Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:30:43Of course, my friend.
00:30:45It's just a formality.
00:30:47Mistake.
00:30:49Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:30:52Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:30:55All we need is Elle's signature.
00:30:59Yeah, um, I'm just going to wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure it's all
00:31:06clear.
00:31:07What do you mean?
00:31:08I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:11I mean, it is a legal document.
00:31:14You can never be too safe, you know?
00:31:17Such a lovely evening.
00:31:19To our friendship, and to my love, Elle.
00:31:24To Elle.
00:31:26To Elle.
00:31:29To me.
00:31:30To me.
00:31:45Elle, hi.
00:31:47Hey.
00:31:48Jax, where are you?
00:31:50Uh, I'm home.
00:31:52Can I stop by?
00:31:54Yeah, of course.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57I'll see you.
00:32:01She's finally made her choice.
00:32:17Elle.
00:32:20So?
00:32:21I, uh, came to give you this.
00:32:24I came to give you this.
00:32:28So, so...
00:32:34Hell no.
00:32:36It's over, Jax.
00:32:38Goodbye.
00:32:40Elle, wait!
00:32:41Bye.
00:32:50I don't know.
00:33:18Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:21And here, oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:24Prestige, dear, prestige.
00:33:27Mother knows best.
00:33:28Don't you agree, Elle?
00:33:37Nice day, huh?
00:33:38Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:41So beautiful.
00:33:48I wish I brought my camera.
00:33:50Oh, it's okay.
00:33:52You could just remember this.
00:33:55You can't be any better.
00:34:20More salad, Elle.
00:34:21We cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting.
00:34:24You'll thank her later, dear.
00:34:26Mother always thinks ahead.
00:34:39Oh, I'm stuffed.
00:34:40Me too.
00:34:41That was a good pick.
00:34:42I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:43Well, we should eat real pasta in positano in Italy.
00:34:47Oh.
00:34:52Want to come inside?
00:34:53What?
00:34:57Uh, not tonight.
00:34:58I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:02Next time.
00:35:04Next time.
00:35:04For sure.
00:35:16Good night.
00:35:17Good night.
00:35:31Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations.
00:35:33You'll want embossed.
00:35:34Trust me.
00:35:36Isn't this exciting, Elle?
00:35:38We're so close now.
00:35:39We're so close.
00:36:03Elle?
00:36:05Jane.
00:36:08What a coincidence.
00:36:08Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:11Sit with me.
00:36:18So, you and Jax?
00:36:20Seems like things are going well.
00:36:22Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:24Nice.
00:36:27You know, if you really want to win him over,
00:36:31there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:33Ooh, like what?
00:36:35For starters, he loves baby talk.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:41Yes, baby talk.
00:36:42The sillier, the better.
00:36:44He'll melt.
00:36:45Baby talk.
00:36:46Got it.
00:36:46Yes.
00:36:47Um, and just attention.
00:36:51So much of it.
00:36:52Text him.
00:36:53Call him.
00:36:54Show up unannounced.
00:36:55He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:36:57Oh, and food.
00:36:58Oh, food.
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:59Um, bring his lunch at work.
00:37:02You know, like spoil him.
00:37:03He loves that.
00:37:04And his favorite food is tuna casserole.
00:37:14So, what I'd like to do, Ahmed,
00:37:15is actually shoot the island.
00:37:16Then we can discuss the price.
00:37:18Because then what we'll be able to do
00:37:19is a piece for International Geographic.
00:37:20Because I actually own the magazine.
00:37:23Hang on a minute.
00:37:23One sec.
00:37:24Hello?
00:37:26Jane, hi.
00:37:27Hey, I'm on a call.
00:37:28I need to call you back later.
00:37:30Right.
00:37:31Miss you too.
00:37:32Yep.
00:37:33Sorry about that, Ahmed.
00:37:34Where were we?
00:37:34So, anyway, I think having an article
00:37:36will actually attract tourism and industry
00:37:38to the island.
00:37:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:37:40One second.
00:37:42Jane, hi.
00:37:44I'm fine, thank you.
00:37:46Yes, sandwich.
00:37:47Sandwich was great.
00:37:47Look, I'm on a call.
00:37:48I need to call you back later.
00:37:49All right, bye.
00:37:50All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives,
00:37:52we can actually draw a lot of filming
00:37:53on Asarik Island.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:37:58Hang on one second.
00:38:00Jane.
00:38:02I know you miss me.
00:38:03You told me that ten seconds ago
00:38:04when you called, okay?
00:38:05If you keep calling me,
00:38:06I might not have to meet you.
00:38:08Ahmed, so sorry about that.
00:38:09I just got a zoo over here today.
00:38:10So, anyway, with the island, I think...
00:38:13Hello?
00:38:15Hello?
00:38:18Hello?
00:38:19Fuck!
00:38:42Oh, my God, look who it is!
00:38:45Oh, hi.
00:38:48What's going on?
00:38:50My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:38:55Well, what are you up to?
00:38:56Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes,
00:38:59so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
00:39:01Yum!
00:39:01I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:39:03Red velvet.
00:39:05Hint, hint.
00:39:07Oh, which reminds me,
00:39:09I brought your favorite.
00:39:12Tuna casserole.
00:39:14Mmm.
00:39:15Open wide.
00:39:16Here comes a plane.
00:39:21Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:39:24Oh!
00:39:24Oh, no!
00:39:25Take this.
00:39:27Ah!
00:39:33Please shoot me.
00:39:35What?
00:39:37Trouble in paradise?
00:39:38How are things with George?
00:39:40Great.
00:39:44You look good.
00:39:47Thanks.
00:39:48You do, too.
00:39:54Honey, boo!
00:39:58Well, looks like Miss Booby is coming back,
00:40:00so I'm going to head out.
00:40:02But you're a coffee.
00:40:03Oh, I changed my mind.
00:40:09Honey, boo!
00:40:13Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:40:15Yes?
00:40:17I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:40:19Mm-hmm.
00:40:20So many great qualities.
00:40:22Pretty.
00:40:23Funny.
00:40:24Mm-hmm.
00:40:24Smart.
00:40:25And?
00:40:28I'm kind of nervous to say this.
00:40:29Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:40:31Just say it.
00:40:33I want to break up with you.
00:40:36Wait, what?
00:40:40He loves me.
00:40:41He was just confused.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:48No!
00:40:49I mean,
00:40:51he's been waiting to have sex with me,
00:40:53so it means he loves me, right?
00:40:55Right?
00:40:58Yes, yes.
00:41:00Yes.
00:41:01We're meant to be together.
00:41:03He loves me.
00:41:07What?
00:41:08What did you say?
00:41:09She wants him back!
00:41:10She's playing you.
00:41:12She's mocking you.
00:41:15You're right.
00:41:16She's mocking me!
00:41:18She wants him back!
00:41:19She's fucking with him!
00:41:21I have to save him from her.
00:41:23We're meant to be together.
00:41:26Yeah?
00:41:28I need to save him from her.
00:41:30So he can run me back.
00:41:31I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:34What did you say?
00:41:35There's only one way to end it.
00:41:38Kill the bitch!
00:41:40We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:43And we do it together.
00:41:44You and me.
00:41:46We will kill her together.
00:41:49And then I'll be mine.
00:42:01Mother, they've signed the papers.
00:42:04Then why is it still not done?
00:42:06She's stalling!
00:42:07Legal stuff takes time!
00:42:09You good-for-nothing wimp!
00:42:12Get her in line!
00:42:14Get him in line!
00:42:17You will make that divorce happen!
00:42:21Don't have your ears at me, George Winfrow!
00:42:23Do not you cover your ears at me!
00:42:25I know you can hear me!
00:42:27Man up!
00:42:29Fine!
00:42:30Fine!
00:42:31I will man up!
00:42:32I promise!
00:42:33Tonight!
00:42:44Mario, tell me something good.
00:42:46Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging.
00:42:48But I couldn't find nothing.
00:42:49He's a good guy.
00:42:50He's got a great life.
00:42:52Owns wild man media.
00:42:53Does good things with his money.
00:42:54He's trying to buy his Rika Island.
00:42:56He's married to-
00:42:56Stop!
00:42:57I know, Ahmed.
00:42:59He's a nice lover of mine.
00:43:01He owns Azurika.
00:43:03I have an idea.
00:43:12Hello?
00:43:15Ahmed, hey!
00:43:18Seriously?
00:43:22Absolutely!
00:43:24So, is it a done deal?
00:43:28You-you too.
00:43:29Thank you so much.
00:43:30It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:35Hell yeah, baby!
00:43:36Come on!
00:43:39El, meet me at Co-brew.
00:43:4130 minutes.
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:50Jax, is everything okay?
00:43:52Oh, my God.
00:43:53Oh, my God.
00:43:54Okay.
00:43:55Better than okay.
00:43:57Amazing news.
00:43:58Can you stop?
00:43:59Everyone is staring.
00:44:00This is it.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:03You are looking at the new owner of Azurika Island.
00:44:08No way.
00:44:09Way.
00:44:10I'll leave next week.
00:44:11Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:44:14Plus, I'm gonna get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:44:17Wait, you're...
00:44:18You're leaving?
00:44:19It's perfect.
00:44:21Azurika's where we unload.
00:44:22Our special place.
00:44:25Come with me.
00:44:26It'll be just like old times.
00:44:28Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
00:44:34I...
00:44:34George, the wedding...
00:44:37Fuck the wedding.
00:44:38This is it.
00:44:39This is our chance.
00:44:41We can start a new life together, be happy.
00:44:44Please, El, say yes.
00:44:47What about Jane?
00:44:49I broke up with her.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53It's never really in her.
00:44:55I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:44:57Duh.
00:44:59Wait.
00:45:00What?
00:45:02That's horrible.
00:45:06You're still so manipulative.
00:45:11You're still so manipulative.
00:45:13What are you talking about?
00:45:14You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:45:20You're incapable of changing.
00:45:22I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:24What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:26I have grown up.
00:45:28I mean, El, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:30It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:33It's about who you are, Jax.
00:45:35And you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:38That's unfair.
00:45:40You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:43Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:45:50Oh, uh, hi, guys.
00:45:53What a coincidence I read into you here.
00:45:56Are you following me?
00:45:57What?
00:45:58Me?
00:45:58No, no.
00:45:59No, nothing like that.
00:46:01Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:46:04I'm so confused.
00:46:15Good for nothing, selfish, immature, piece of shit.
00:46:21Jane?
00:46:23What are you doing?
00:46:25What does it look like I'm doing?
00:46:27I don't know.
00:46:28She told me to do this.
00:46:30Who told you?
00:46:32My pretty!
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:35You're fucking crazy.
00:46:37What is it?
00:46:38Kill the bitch.
00:46:39What?
00:46:39Kill the bitch.
00:46:40You want me to kill her?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43No, no, no.
00:46:43I agree.
00:46:44No, no, Jane, you don't have to do this, okay?
00:46:46I can get you help.
00:46:47You've done enough.
00:46:50You seduced him.
00:46:51You took him away from me!
00:46:55Him?
00:46:57Jax?
00:46:58I don't want Jax.
00:46:59I want George, okay?
00:47:00You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:47:01What is it, Nighty again?
00:47:04Slit her throat?
00:47:06No, no, no.
00:47:07You wash your fucking mind.
00:47:09No!
00:47:09I lost Jax.
00:47:11And I'm gonna get him back!
00:47:13George!
00:47:14George!
00:47:15Help me!
00:47:15Help!
00:47:16Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:18Help!
00:47:18Help!
00:47:19I'll fucking do something, George!
00:47:21George, please do something!
00:47:22George!
00:47:23I don't know what to do!
00:47:25George, you boy!
00:47:26Watch your lovely lady die.
00:47:29Ah!
00:47:30George!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help!
00:47:33Help!
00:47:34James!
00:47:34Put the knife down, okay?
00:47:38If I can't have you, nobody else can!
00:47:42Ah!
00:47:43Ah!
00:47:44Ah!
00:47:45Ah!
00:47:49Ah!
00:47:52Ah!
00:47:53Ah!
00:47:54Ah!
00:47:54Ah!
00:47:54James!
00:47:55Help!
00:47:56Ah!
00:47:56This isn't you!
00:47:57This isn't you!
00:47:58Ah!
00:47:59Come here, right, right, right.
00:48:00Ah!
00:48:00No!
00:48:01No!
00:48:02James!
00:48:02No!
00:48:03I got you.
00:48:03You saved me.
00:48:04I got you.
00:48:04My love.
00:48:05My darling.
00:48:06You were gonna let me die!
00:48:08No, no, no, no.
00:48:09I was just about to throw myself upon the knife, but...
00:48:11Jack's got on the way!
00:48:13You're bleeding.
00:48:14It's okay.
00:48:16Just really if you're safe.
00:48:17Let me help you.
00:48:18Fine.
00:48:19Be that way.
00:48:21Okay.
00:48:28Jax!
00:48:29I love you!
00:48:30I love you!
00:48:31Don't forget me!
00:48:32Text me!
00:48:34Call me!
00:48:35Let's go.
00:48:35Love me!
00:48:37Yeah, me!
00:48:37I love you!
00:49:06Hello?
00:49:07I can't sleep.
00:49:09I can't either.
00:49:12Want to grab a drink?
00:49:14I thought you'd never ask.
00:49:17The usual?
00:49:19Thirty minutes.
00:49:21All right.
00:49:21See you in a bit.
00:49:37Kill Jack Steel!
00:49:42Remember that bar back in the symbol?
00:49:45Yes.
00:49:46Mm-hmm.
00:49:47You bet I can still drink you.
00:49:48Oh, yeah?
00:49:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:50Excuse me.
00:49:51Another round, please.
00:49:52No, I know.
00:49:53And then Truman throws down a straight flush.
00:49:57And I mean, I'm doomed, right?
00:50:00I mean, where am I gonna find a horse at that hour?
00:50:03I mean, come on.
00:50:08Thanks for meeting up at the end of the night.
00:50:10I was way too wound up to sleep.
00:50:13Oh, me too.
00:50:16I almost died today.
00:50:18Oh, Jesus.
00:50:22And you saved me.
00:50:25Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
00:50:33I don't know.
00:51:01I don't know.
00:51:03I don't know.
00:51:03I don't know.
00:51:06I don't know.
00:51:10I don't know.
00:51:11I don't know.
00:51:12I don't know.
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:15I don't know.
00:51:16I don't know.
00:51:17I don't know.
00:51:18I don't know.
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:24I don't know.
00:51:25I don't know.
00:51:26I don't know.
00:51:26I don't know.
00:51:26I don't know.
00:51:26I don't know.
00:51:27I don't know.
00:51:27I don't know.
00:51:52I love you so much.
00:52:13Jax?
00:52:17Jax?
00:52:21Jax, where are you?
00:52:29I'm off to grab us breakfast.
00:52:31Morning sunshine.
00:52:32Morning sunshine.
00:52:42Morning sunshine.
00:52:44Morning sunshine.
00:52:45Morning sunshine.
00:52:55Morning sunshine.
00:52:59Morning sunshine.
00:53:02Morning sunshine.
00:53:02Morning sunshine.
00:53:09Morning sunshine.
00:53:13Kill Jack Steel.
00:53:20Morning sunshine.
00:53:27Morning sunshine.
00:53:36Morning sunshine.
00:53:39Oh, my God.
00:54:10Oh, my God.
00:54:12Jax is where?
00:54:28What's going on? How is he?
00:54:29He's in a coma.
00:54:32But he's going to wake up, right?
00:54:34I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:54:38He's sustained severe head injuries.
00:54:41Yes, come on. Wake up.
00:54:43There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
00:54:48It's me, Elle. Come on.
00:54:50Who is next of kin?
00:54:52I am... I'm his wife.
00:54:55Does he have an advanced directive?
00:54:57I have no idea. I doubt it. He's a risk-taker.
00:55:01Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:55:06Don't say that.
00:55:08He's strong.
00:55:10He's been through worse.
00:55:12Come on, Jax. Come on. Wake up.
00:55:14I'll give you some time.
00:55:18I think.
00:55:21Come on, Jax.
00:55:24I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:55:26Everyone loves Jax.
00:55:28Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:55:31At his house.
00:55:32And what were you doing there?
00:55:36Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:55:40So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:55:43No. Our relationship is perfect.
00:55:49George.
00:55:50They said that we could lose him.
00:55:52Oh, dear. I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:55:54I'm sorry.
00:55:55Who are you?
00:55:56Oh, I'm her fiancé.
00:55:58Huh?
00:56:01So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:56:05Mm-hmm. Correct.
00:56:06I'm so confused.
00:56:08I'm not.
00:56:09She was married to that guy.
00:56:11She's having an affair with this guy.
00:56:13And had someone off that guy.
00:56:17Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questions.
00:56:21Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questions.
00:56:25No, but...
00:56:25No, but please. Not right now. Please. You can't do this.
00:56:28Please don't make this any harder.
00:56:29Stop!
00:56:30Quiet.
00:56:32That won't be necessary.
00:56:34It was my mother.
00:56:35Your mother?
00:56:37My mother.
00:56:39She ordered the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:56:43She really is a horrible woman.
00:56:45Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:56:47It was easy.
00:56:48Have you ever heard of berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive?
00:56:52Here.
00:56:54Here's our address.
00:56:56She'll be there now, working the seating chart.
00:56:59I can't believe you're turning in your mother.
00:57:02Mommy was right.
00:57:04It is time I manned up.
00:57:07Because I want to get married!
00:57:09Oh, George, I'm sorry I can't...
00:57:11Not to you.
00:57:13What?
00:57:21Betsy?
00:57:21Hello, ma'am.
00:57:23But...
00:57:25How long?
00:57:26A while?
00:57:29I...
00:57:29I know.
00:57:30Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cad.
00:57:34But I love him.
00:57:36Just the way he is.
00:57:40I don't even know what to say right now.
00:57:43Say you'll forgive me?
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:46Uh, if you say so.
00:57:49I am so confused.
00:57:51I'm not.
00:57:52They were together.
00:57:53Now she's with him.
00:57:54His mom's crazy.
00:57:56Forget it.
00:57:57Forget it.
00:57:57All right.
00:57:58Let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:58:00Well, good luck.
00:58:02You're gonna need it.
00:58:11Wait, what is that?
00:58:12What's happening?
00:58:13Can you get the doctor, please?
00:58:15Doctor!
00:58:16Nurse!
00:58:16Help!
00:58:17Jax?
00:58:22That was a close call.
00:58:25I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:58:29You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:58:39Jax.
00:58:41It's me.
00:58:44Your wife.
00:58:48Need you to wake up now.
00:58:50So we can be married again.
00:58:53You wouldn't go to Azurica Island.
00:58:56And run around in our bathing suits.
00:58:58Drinking pina coladas.
00:59:00Eating coconuts.
00:59:02The show.
00:59:09You need a miracle.
00:59:20You need a miracle.
00:59:32Here you go.
00:59:33Jax, I had your miracle necklace.
00:59:37You milagro.
00:59:39You can wake up now.
00:59:44Jax, you're gonna wake up now.
00:59:51Please.
00:59:53Please, wake up.
01:00:01I love you so much.
01:00:05I love you so much.
01:00:07Please.
01:00:12Please.
01:00:14Please.
01:00:19Please.
01:00:20I love you.
01:00:25I love you.
01:00:49Max?
01:00:51Hi, Mrs. Steele.
01:00:53Hi.
01:00:55You came back to me.
01:01:00I'd never leave you.
01:01:02Not now.
01:01:04Not ever.
01:01:14I mean, seriously.
01:01:16Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:01:19Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:01:21Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
01:01:24This room will not decorate itself,
01:01:25and if this wedding is going to mean anything at all,
01:01:27this room has to be beautiful.
01:01:29Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement,
01:01:31now I must be the fool.
01:01:33Oh, please, a little volume, also that face.
01:01:35It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary,
01:01:38but it was a success.
01:01:40George and Betsy got married.
01:01:43It was a small wedding, which is the two of them,
01:01:46a minister and his dog.
01:01:48Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
01:01:51It was better for her anyway.
01:01:54And me, I got my cottage in the country,
01:01:58and I got Jack's.
01:01:59To Azarica Island.
01:02:01To Azarica Island.
01:02:02And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:02:20Let me just see one of those.
01:02:21Let me see the second one of that.
01:02:22Let me see the second one of that.
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