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00:00:00I want to hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:40Rejuvenate.
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:01Here you go, miss.
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:10in need?
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:28run!
00:01:31Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:45Rejuvenate.
00:01:50See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:18We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:20If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:23Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:29He's so hot!
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:32Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:35Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:36It's all yours.
00:02:43Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:45Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:52Grandma!
00:02:53I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:57Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:06And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:19You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24Oh, no!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:36Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:40Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:43The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What?
00:03:49Oh, Jesus.
00:03:51Giving me a migraine.
00:03:52Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:55I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:58Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:08Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:10Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:15Hold still.
00:04:22What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:24Okay, then let's go.
00:04:26If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on. Come on.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:44How is he?
00:04:45What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:26Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:34Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:12The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct.
00:06:21Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:26That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:30We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:36No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son.
00:06:42I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her.
00:06:46James, come.
00:06:48Put out a bounty.
00:06:50To the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:55There's no need.
00:07:10I'll save your son.
00:07:13Who the hell is she?
00:07:14Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:31Ew!
00:07:32She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:36That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:47Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:56So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:02You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong?
00:08:25When he's unconscious?
00:08:27Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:31Security!
00:08:32Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:51You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:06You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:16Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:19No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:31My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:35Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:40Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:42As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:49Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:53Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:16Oh, okay.
00:10:19What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo, cryo, what, what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:37I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo, cryo, what, what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:52wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:09Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:35Thanks.
00:17:49Thanks.
00:17:50erased.
00:17:53Oh, my God.
00:17:56Oh, my God.
00:17:57Oh, my God.
00:18:05Oh, man.
00:18:12Oh, my God.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:09me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:23my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:01that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:11the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:21i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:24rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:33right
00:21:34rewrites the world
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:48good you're awake
00:21:50i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me
00:21:53by bathing with me
00:21:55who are you a fucking spy
00:21:57talk
00:21:58i swear to god we'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:04in your stripper
00:22:07i will never
00:22:07oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:26look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:27all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:30that a man is attracted to
00:22:33a naked woman
00:22:34and her breasts
00:22:35science okay it just means that my body
00:22:38oh shut up
00:22:38excuse your fear
00:22:41you're distracting me with your funny
00:22:44and i'm a professional
00:22:46i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:49ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:57aim
00:22:59get him boys
00:23:01get him
00:23:03fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:22those davis seals
00:23:23how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no
00:23:33i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:35she's not the dark witch
00:23:37young master armstrong
00:23:39you are too easily fooled
00:23:41this homeless psycho
00:23:42doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:45how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:47that's right
00:23:48the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:52if we can't save him no one can
00:23:54except for the goddess healer
00:23:56think about it we heard lysander's voice
00:23:59he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:02you're right
00:24:03this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:09maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:11no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:17how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:23you're wrong sir
00:24:24this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival
00:24:30she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:34but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:40that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:43i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:45to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:49my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:50he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant
00:24:55then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:57the witch doctor
00:24:59only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands
00:25:05you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:10i don't know who you are
00:25:12but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:18this is it
00:25:19the finishing touch
00:25:21i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:24so we can both survive
00:25:44it's poison gas
00:25:46poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:51poison gas my son is in there
00:25:54you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:56no don't worry general
00:25:58gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:01soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:04then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:07and then he can marry one of us
00:26:09they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:15i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:18it's now or never
00:26:31what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:34it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:35wait a second
00:26:37you don't think that they're
00:26:39you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:42don't point your fingers at me
00:26:44if your brother's dead
00:26:45it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:47oh my god
00:26:48yeah
00:26:48she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:51i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:54miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:56if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:59this is taking way too long
00:27:01captain morales
00:27:02it's time to get out
00:27:04the big guns
00:27:05these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:09bazooka
00:27:10she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:13crap oh my god
00:27:14get back suck
00:27:16ready
00:27:18aim
00:27:18oh shit
00:27:24quit your whining and stand down
00:27:38the parasite's been extracted
00:27:40shoot her dead now
00:27:41do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:43i said stand down
00:27:47don't listen to her
00:27:48she's a fraud
00:27:49a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:51i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:55if i'm a termite then
00:27:57you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:59wait a second
00:28:00are you saying you cured my son
00:28:03he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:04you can see for yourself
00:28:06well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:09that is it
00:28:10no more stalling general
00:28:11if you won't punish her
00:28:13i will
00:28:18don't hurt her
00:28:30his pulse is regular
00:28:32in fact it's never been better
00:28:37there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:48miss trixie did it dad
00:28:50lysander's warm again
00:28:51he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:53and his heart is strong
00:28:54come feel it
00:28:58i saved my son
00:28:59thank you
00:29:00next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:04your son would have otherwise died
00:29:06by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:08i've learned my lesson
00:29:10i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:14wait wait no no
00:29:16there is only one person in the world
00:29:19who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:25the goddess healer
00:29:30could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:33but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:37and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:40it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:42what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:44devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:48take care
00:29:49no wait
00:29:51miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:54he's right
00:29:55we are men of our words
00:29:57and as i promised you
00:29:58my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:01and you did just that
00:30:02of course
00:30:04you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:05i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i
00:30:12i'm already engaged
00:30:15already engaged
00:30:17i am
00:30:17i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:21and he's coming back today
00:30:23but don't be disappointed
00:30:25really i'm no one special
00:30:27i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:29some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:33but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:35let me give you what i promised
00:30:37take the gold
00:30:38no really
00:30:40i don't need anything
00:30:42i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:48tricksy
00:30:48it's your fiance
00:30:50he's back
00:30:51and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:55i must go
00:31:02hobo close
00:31:04halo glow
00:31:05i bet the goddess healer is just like miss tricksy
00:31:08it was just dumb luck
00:31:11she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:13she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:16marrying the hottest
00:31:17most powerful bachelor
00:31:19around
00:31:22i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:28oh my god
00:31:30i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:35no no no no my standard
00:31:38my standard was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:42i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:47you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:50take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:52and revoke their licenses
00:31:53wait no
00:31:54we're not brides
00:31:56no she's just better than us
00:31:59oh my god
00:32:02we were truly blessed to have miss tricksy here huh
00:32:06she's no average jane
00:32:07no she isn't
00:32:08she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:10but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:13why did she wear that shit stained dress
00:32:15and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:16but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:18no normal person could have done that
00:32:20goddess or not
00:32:22homeless or not i don't care
00:32:23i have never met a woman like that
00:32:25i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:28she won my heart over too
00:32:29but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:32i'll help you find her
00:32:33all right listen
00:32:34i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:42i'm dumping tricksy so i want you
00:32:44your granddaughters
00:32:45filthy things
00:32:47out of my house
00:32:49now
00:32:50tricksy paid for this house
00:32:51she waited for you
00:32:53for three years
00:32:55she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:57and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:59one with some serious
00:33:00fuck you money
00:33:02so get lost
00:33:03who gave you permission
00:33:05to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:07in my house
00:33:13grandma
00:33:14beatrice
00:33:15tricksy
00:33:16amori
00:33:18i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:19i'm dumping you
00:33:21for your best friend
00:33:22marissa
00:33:23in fact
00:33:24the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:27so sign over the house
00:33:28now
00:33:34you gave me this ring
00:33:35and asked me to wait
00:33:37and i did
00:33:38for three years
00:33:39while you were deployed
00:33:40yet you cheat on me
00:33:42with my best friend
00:33:43and now you're trying
00:33:44to swindle my home
00:33:47do you have no shame
00:33:48we were together for three years
00:33:50and uh
00:33:50it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:52when i could have been with a loaded girl
00:33:54like marissa
00:34:00that's how much you would owe me
00:34:01if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:06i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:08of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:14oh yeah
00:34:16well marissa
00:34:18is so much better than you
00:34:19she grew up
00:34:21even poorer
00:34:22than you
00:34:23and now
00:34:23she's the ceo
00:34:25of an entire
00:34:26corporation
00:34:27and you
00:34:32you're still nothing
00:34:33so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:36of course she's an upgrade
00:34:37look what she uh
00:34:40got me for my
00:34:41engagement
00:34:42oops
00:34:43yeah
00:34:44that's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:47the presidential contract
00:34:48i gave her
00:34:54you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:56i certainly did
00:34:57in fact
00:34:59marissa
00:35:00you and your dimwit brother
00:35:02only have everything you have
00:35:04all thanks to me
00:35:09oh
00:35:09i think she's losing it bro
00:35:11that breakup must have hit her
00:35:13hard
00:35:14you two
00:35:15are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:18my granddaughter
00:35:20supported you
00:35:21and your entire family
00:35:22for three years
00:35:23while you were gone
00:35:24how dare you insult her
00:35:28it's okay grandma
00:35:29let's not stoop to that level
00:35:32poor edna
00:35:33she still doesn't know
00:35:34what you're doing
00:35:34out there on the streets
00:35:35huh
00:35:36what is he talking about
00:35:37you see
00:35:38show her bob
00:35:44this is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:46your granddaughter is
00:35:47she didn't purchase this house
00:35:49on her own
00:35:49she was begging on the street
00:35:51for money
00:35:53i can't be caught
00:35:54with a piss poor nobody
00:35:56like you
00:35:56even if you got no game
00:35:58i got street crit
00:35:59i got out of keep
00:36:00you dig
00:36:00the word you're looking for
00:36:02is dignity
00:36:03and you're one to speak
00:36:05cheater
00:36:07is this true tricksy
00:36:12i've been broadening
00:36:13my horizons grandma
00:36:14i want to see how regular
00:36:16everyday people live
00:36:17so that i can help them
00:36:19of course
00:36:20those without substance
00:36:21underneath
00:36:22would never understand that
00:36:24what is that supposed to mean
00:36:25it means
00:36:26the new girlfriend
00:36:27you think is an upgrade
00:36:28is actually a downgrade
00:36:34enough bullshitting already
00:36:35just sign the damn papers
00:36:36and we can each get on
00:36:37with our lives
00:36:51at your wedding i will
00:36:52what
00:36:54if you won't do good by me
00:36:56of breaking things off
00:36:57before two-timing me
00:36:58with my best friend
00:36:59why should i do good by you
00:37:01i'll give you my john hancock
00:37:03at your wedding
00:37:04as my charity
00:37:06to you
00:37:07fucking bitch
00:37:08you better keep your word
00:37:10oh that's rich
00:37:12after tomorrow
00:37:12you will never feel so rich
00:37:14ever again
00:37:14do you remember that
00:37:23trixie marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:25they'll destroy you if you show
00:37:27even so much as a hair
00:37:29at their wedding
00:37:30grandma
00:37:30i have to confess
00:37:32i have to confess something to you
00:37:33i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:36trillions
00:37:39that would make you
00:37:41the richest person
00:37:43on the planet
00:37:44it's because of the healing hands
00:37:46i inherited from aseplius
00:37:47the god of healing
00:37:49i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:52that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:56and become the goddess healer
00:37:58it makes me angrier
00:37:59hearing her name
00:38:01knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:02but please
00:38:03trixie dear
00:38:04i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:07but
00:38:08embellishing your worth
00:38:10and who you are
00:38:11it will only delay the healing process
00:38:14you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:16after we lost mom and dad
00:38:18because we didn't have the money
00:38:19for their medical bills
00:38:21i vowed that i would do everything i can
00:38:24to serve those in need
00:38:26that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:28and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:29you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:32i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:34who will treat you right
00:38:36who actually deserves you
00:38:38you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:42oh yeah
00:38:48you said trixie's crashing at my wedding
00:38:50she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:52she's probably trying to extort you
00:38:54now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:57when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:38:59snake bites back hard
00:39:01so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:03yeah
00:39:04you mean
00:39:07we broadcast
00:39:09that video of me
00:39:13yes
00:39:13her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:17she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:19and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:21against my presidential glow up
00:39:23let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:32there he is welcome home brother
00:39:37welcome home general
00:39:41sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:44this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:46he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:48you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:51well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:55so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:58fucking coward
00:39:59according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:02then we should join her
00:40:04men
00:40:05i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:07and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:10so she needs our support
00:40:11will you join me in protecting her
00:40:13yes sir
00:40:14we will learn our lives to protect her
00:40:16sir
00:40:17well let's roll
00:40:33welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:35today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:38not only are we getting married
00:40:39but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:43allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:49congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:52wake him stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:55oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:58you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:41:01but this is a partay after all
00:41:04i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:10the u.s president will also be arriving soon
00:41:14to give you the contract or so
00:41:16it's an honor
00:41:17and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:22we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:25let the wedding begin
00:41:29not so fast
00:41:30the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:55you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:57so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:01i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:04uh this is our entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:08just watch
00:42:11trixie what are you doing here
00:42:13this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:15i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:17you know being this poor
00:42:21me but my meal
00:42:22have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:26what evidence do you have of that
00:42:28look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:31i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:33even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:37and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:41sasa she's like so obsessed with me she loves me
00:42:44see everyone
00:42:46butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:53wedding to suck up to me
00:42:54this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:43:01projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:07especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:15you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you
00:43:23possibly have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share
00:43:29humble beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:35but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:38don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:42this is what us rich girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too
00:43:50embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo
00:43:58self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front
00:44:03of everyone she'll make her sup don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking
00:44:08witch i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of
00:44:12everyone for me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay
00:44:20enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are
00:44:27just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over
00:44:32marissa trixie because i've got the material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to
00:44:39be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:53oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:03the one that's supposed to make us all rich as
00:45:04fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it you all sound so scared already don't worry
00:45:11this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:20see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:25look
00:45:25at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little
00:45:30uh
00:45:30peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:37you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:51you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:56i'm giving it to charity
00:46:05bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:09can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:14toss
00:46:14away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:20delusional
00:46:21and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:25will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:31doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:36this is where your dreams will die
00:46:38bitch
00:46:42we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:46butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:55you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:47:02including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:09he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:13you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:19to heal someone like general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured
00:47:25the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be
00:47:32humiliated trixie you show them butch
00:47:40see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:48she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:54sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:02president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:08like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:13poor
00:48:13do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as
00:48:23a
00:48:32i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:37here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:43you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:50like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:48:58why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:49:03no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy
00:49:08and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:22how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:34save
00:49:35you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blowjob in
00:49:46front of
00:49:46everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:51don't need to
00:49:51be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush
00:49:57you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but
00:50:04you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party
00:50:10so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite
00:50:17like it here two
00:50:29um this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:46it's it's
00:50:58who the hell is this
00:51:03i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:10wife
00:51:12you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:19really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:25any
00:51:25favors
00:51:31i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:37don't try
00:51:38to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:42that a man
00:51:42would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:51no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:51:57to give
00:51:57her a person
00:52:02i see her in the marines
00:52:05i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:12that she's all
00:52:12cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:22a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:37we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:41you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:46you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:49coming near her again you understand you want to with me you little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:55you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:01this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:05don't
00:53:06know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your
00:53:15plan trixie
00:53:16poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's
00:53:22worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:31a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:37been out
00:53:37of action for so long we should try to pay some off some more don't you think bring in the
00:53:43wedding gifts
00:53:52what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:58but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:03i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:07nature
00:54:09i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:21and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:30actor
00:54:31oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:40trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm getting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:47million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift this contains all the rights to my entire
00:54:59fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor must be that easy they already spent
00:55:06their entire life savings on this clown show they've got nothing left why sander i really don't care for
00:55:12any of us look i i i know i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:17okay which is
00:55:18exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:38cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:48trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more
00:55:52trixie amore
00:55:57will you marry me
00:56:00you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:06yes i will marry you
00:56:24go go power couple
00:56:26okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:33let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:37no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care if
00:56:45she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife which means that she will be treated as
00:56:50and cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand
00:56:57you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general
00:57:03lysander armstrong
00:57:12as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:19trixie yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:23lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of
00:57:28society i bet my life you're all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on
00:57:34lysander what are we waiting for let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can
00:57:38a bunch of piss poor people do to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she
00:57:44wishes she
00:57:44could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly
00:57:51unmarriable
00:57:55i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:58:03i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:14yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:19oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:32uh hello yes what
00:58:41i'm going bankrupt
00:58:51hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:58:56suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead evaporated poof it's a thin air
00:59:05that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:59:12health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:17could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:23you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:30trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:38now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:42no there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money
00:59:47from us
00:59:56i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
01:00:01what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
01:00:06a good time
01:00:09do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:12i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:22as you are guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:28salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:31i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:34well okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room
01:00:40full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:50i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon
01:00:56marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:01:03but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:06you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that i've ever
01:01:12given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:18wait everyone stop
01:01:22they're imposters
01:01:27i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting canceled
01:01:31because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:38you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:43products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess
01:01:49healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:55that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way
01:02:02now
01:02:04so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:09isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of
01:02:15my products who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one
01:02:20would even bat an eye
01:02:21she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:02:28you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:38guess i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her tricksy is a good person please officer don't
01:02:46don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard about
01:02:52the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer i
01:02:58can
01:02:59attest that tricksy amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:03:05yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition tricksy gave her everything she had just to
01:03:11help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:18she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:25you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal
01:03:31he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country would
01:03:36have been bombed
01:03:37to ass and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity general lysander armstrong only fell
01:03:44into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:48so
01:03:48this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot
01:03:54of
01:03:54trouble but i promise that i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:01you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get to decide punk let's go
01:04:31get him if you can
01:05:01Oh
01:05:03Oh
01:05:23Is that enough pain or do you want more?
01:05:34Legend is written all over you, Leicenander
01:05:39Drama
01:05:41Meet my new fiance
01:05:45Wow, your new fiance?
01:05:47He's so manly
01:05:48Much better than your last one
01:05:51I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:53It's Butch's loss
01:05:55Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:05:58She's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:01And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:04Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:06I'll drown you out with insults from my side
01:06:08Right fam?
01:06:09Drown out the poor
01:06:10Drown out the poor
01:06:13Drown out the poor
01:06:15Drown out the poor
01:06:17See Trixie?
01:06:18You've got no connections, no power
01:06:21You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:24We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:27So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:32Let them eat cake
01:06:43You can't shoot all of them
01:06:44Grab what you can't fam
01:06:45Attack
01:07:03You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:12I
01:07:12What the fuck was that?
01:07:14I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:15I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:26Damnit!
01:07:26Damnit!
01:07:27Damnit!
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:32That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams
01:07:34Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:35We're cornered
01:07:36I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:39Devon, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:42I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:45They will be punished
01:07:49Now hold still for me
01:07:53Right
01:07:54Ray rides the world
01:08:05Holy fuck
01:08:06Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:08By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:10She?
01:08:11The goddess healer?
01:08:16I'm all better now
01:08:17Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:19See?
01:08:20I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:22No
01:08:22Please
01:08:23I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:25Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:27Sure
01:08:29You hear that?
01:08:30She's just some average homeless girl on the streets
01:08:33She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:35While I do not care for glory
01:08:37I do believe in justice
01:08:40Marissa and Butch
01:08:41Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:43But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:45I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:47And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:50God?
01:08:51Wrong
01:08:53But you're close
01:08:55Bullshit
01:08:56I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:09:01You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:03Then let's see you try
01:09:04Charge!
01:09:14The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death
01:09:20Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:23I'll admit it looks pretty good, but uh
01:09:25I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:28You're not the grim reaper
01:09:29What if it's a trap?
01:09:31That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:33We ain't afraid of her
01:09:34She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:37Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:40I will
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong breast
01:09:53I'm fine
01:09:54Nothing happened
01:09:55You'll see soon enough
01:09:57Oh please, I really wanna die
01:09:59And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:02I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:04Whoops! Just crossed it again
01:10:07Whoops! And again
01:10:08Nothing's happening
01:10:10Nothing's happening
01:10:11Stop!
01:10:12Stop!
01:10:16Stop!
01:10:24Stop!
01:10:25What did you do to my brother?
01:10:26I didn't do anything
01:10:28Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning
01:10:30I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:33If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:36Come on
01:10:37Major
01:10:38Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:40How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:42See, this must be an illusion
01:10:47Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:49Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:59You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:01You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:02Oh, please
01:11:03You hurt us first
01:11:05At first
01:11:06I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:08But I've come to realize
01:11:09Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:13Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:17You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:20You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:25When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:31Don't touch my wife
01:11:34And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:40You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:42But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:44It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:46That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:48And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:49Oh, really?
01:11:51Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:54You've got nothing on me
01:11:59Yes
01:12:00Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:07Goddess
01:12:08Madam President, I require your assistance
01:12:11Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:16Get the VP, we're leaving now
01:12:21Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:25God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:28I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:31You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:32A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:36Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:37I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:40Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:43You hear that, everyone?
01:12:45There is no way
01:12:47Low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:51She's just a desperate phony
01:12:53Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:55So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:57No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:00Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:03Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:05Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:13Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:19And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:24Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:29I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:31You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:34While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:37Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:40But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:42It ain't working
01:13:43You can't just fake the...
01:13:47Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:50It's like real magic
01:13:52Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:54But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:57And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:00Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:05No
01:14:06Trixie, look
01:14:08I believe you
01:14:09You saved me
01:14:11Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that
01:14:14No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:18We'll riot against you now
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28The Vice President arrives!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:34Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:44Tear her apart!
01:14:50Your General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:52Wait, what?
01:14:56He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:58No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:01Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:03This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:08But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:13Yes, we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:15What I mean is
01:15:18You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:21And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:24The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:27And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:32He is the General
01:15:34Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:36Did you hear that?
01:15:38Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:42So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:45We got the VP and the President
01:15:47On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:52I told you
01:15:53Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:55This is treason!
01:15:56Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:05Hurry!
01:16:06The Goddess Healer needs us!
01:16:10You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:12My brother is a war hero
01:16:14He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:16He was in a coma for two years
01:16:18If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:21You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:25Not just your brother
01:16:26Yeah
01:16:28It's okay
01:16:30Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:33I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:38And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:40I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:46I truly saved a good man
01:16:53I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé
01:16:56And what can you do about it?
01:16:58Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:17:00My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:05Let's try it out on them
01:17:09Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:17:10There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:12Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:15Despicable!
01:17:15What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:20Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:25Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:39Shoot!
01:17:40Wait, that's the President
01:17:53What the hell?
01:17:54Hey, idiots
01:17:55Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:18:06That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:18:10What is this?
01:18:12Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:16This is a war crime
01:18:17These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:20You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:22I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:23I have the presidential contract
01:18:24With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:27And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing?
01:18:32Reverse the poison
01:18:33And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:35That is easy
01:18:37There's no need
01:18:39I'll save everyone
01:18:54It's raining gold
01:18:57What's happening?
01:18:59Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:00It's gotta be cheap glitter
01:19:04She, she, she is
01:19:07She is a criminal
01:19:09Don't worry, Madam President
01:19:10We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:12I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:13Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:18The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:31This contract?
01:19:33Yeah, yes
01:19:34Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:53My contract, you bitch
01:19:55And that's not all
01:20:09This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:11There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:15Don't you realize?
01:20:16Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:20You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:22Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:25And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:27So prepare yourself
01:20:29Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:32What are you going to do?
01:20:34The President is here
01:20:36And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:40You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:44Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:46So what's your final decision?
01:20:50I'll do
01:20:51She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:20:59I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:06Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:08You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:11You wish, you idiot
01:21:15I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:17So ugly on the inside
01:21:19It makes me want to vomit
01:21:20I don't understand
01:21:22I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:24For posing as the Goddess of Healing
01:21:27And do you know
01:21:29The Goddess Healing saved me and my son
01:21:32During childbirth?
01:21:33You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:37The one and only
01:21:40And it's
01:21:44Her
01:21:59Welcome, Goddess
01:22:12You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:15How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:18Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:22I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:25To help those in need
01:22:26And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:30No, so that means
01:22:31The billion dollar contract
01:22:34It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:36She took it away just like that
01:22:39That was her golden ticket
01:22:41You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:43But after everything you've done
01:22:45We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:48No, please, I swear
01:22:49I didn't know you were an ex
01:22:54It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:56Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:57She's an amazing person
01:22:59And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:03She's gonna be my wife
01:23:04Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:07On this planet
01:23:13I love you
01:23:27All her gold
01:23:28All her clothes
01:23:30All that could have been mine
01:23:32This is all your fault
01:23:34You seduced me
01:23:37You were the one that came onto me, you himbo
01:23:40Please, Trixie
01:23:42Give me another chance
01:23:44I want to be rich again
01:23:46I'll be your slave
01:23:48Kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:50You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:52But it's too late now
01:23:53All I see is your greed
01:23:56And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:57Just to benefit yourself
01:23:58You two should be locked up
01:24:00And she shall
01:24:02For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:04Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:08It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:09I never loved you
01:24:11It's your fault
01:24:12I was only with you for your money
01:24:14I didn't care
01:24:14You were rich
01:24:16I'll see myself now
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess
01:24:20We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:24My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:26Just like you
01:24:27I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:30That is why I saved you
01:24:32With these healing hands
01:24:34I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:38Well
01:24:39Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:43Let's party!
01:24:45Wait
01:24:46What if we just got married?
01:24:48Right now?
01:24:49Yes
01:24:49Well
01:24:50Woo!
01:24:53Do you take each other
01:24:56To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:58I do
01:24:59I do
01:25:00You may kiss the bride
01:25:03For carrying many people
01:25:04You may kiss the bride
01:25:05No
01:25:06No
01:25:08No
01:25:08No
01:25:09No
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