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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:05¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:00:30¡Ah!
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:55my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:15Fucking dumbass.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:19Stupid.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him.
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48What?
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate, and he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12Oh, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:49I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right.
00:03:24Later, buddy.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:57So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a boner, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I, uh, any signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:24Why? What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate? Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No. Nothing. Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I, I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Um, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hola, soy Allison.
00:05:27Me gustarÃa estar en el equipo de cheerleaders.
00:05:30Sweetie, deberÃa ser levantable y más delicada.
00:05:34¿Sabes lo que quiero decir?
00:05:35Pero yo fui captain de mi equipo de high school y me fui muy rápido.
00:05:40Ok.
00:05:42¿Quieres un shot?
00:05:44Pero te vas a probar que hay guts first.
00:05:46Ok, sÃ, voy a hacer lo que sea.
00:05:48No, talk to the football captain.
00:05:49And if he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure, yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive, he loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:46Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:50See you later.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meepads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:43He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cooling down.
00:08:13Come on, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running laps and you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down.
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go.
00:08:35I don't want to do that.
00:08:37I don't want to do that.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:53y ¡hoy, ¡hoy!
00:08:55¡hoy, ¡hoy!
00:08:58¡The captain just got sacked
00:08:59by the team version!
00:09:03¡Touchdown!
00:09:05¡I slept!
00:09:12¡You guys are benched!
00:09:14¡Oh, it's just a joke!
00:09:15¡Seriously!
00:09:18¡The captain just got sacked
00:09:19by the team version!
00:09:21¡No, look!
00:09:22¡It's a kisser!
00:09:23¡In the men's shower, Alison, unhinged!
00:09:26¡Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29¡Kill me now!
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah, and, uh, whose fault is it?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message, huh?
00:10:04No, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think. I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you, are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop.
00:10:41Dirty them.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Yes, it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:58I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only, I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes, Rhett.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Erin?
00:11:46Yes, any a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just...
00:12:02No, I just...
00:12:06Oh my God.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:17It's for grownups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what?
00:12:57Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new grounds.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me?
00:13:48Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:56Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You have a problem with him.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't care.
00:14:14Tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:18I'm not your deputy.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code?
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43¿Lingerie? ¿Seriously?
00:14:46Pero si no voy, será un suicidio social y no voy a hacer el spot.
00:14:50No voy a dejar Rita ganar.
00:14:53Yo soy tu compañero, y también soy tu abuelo.
00:14:56Ya que eso es todo lo que quiere ser, un compañero, mi abuelo mejor,
00:15:00¡hálo con él! No tomo orders de esos.
00:15:23Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Littleness Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks. At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me,
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:01No.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:57Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:19Lick it up.
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Five.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, you're asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a
00:17:47good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please.
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16What?
00:18:18I don't know.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20I want it.
00:18:21No!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett to touch you.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:38No!
00:18:48What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please.
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting with him.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please stop.
00:19:17If you're getting this, that's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:47Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I bet I don't see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:40What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true!
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit!
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know!
00:21:39I know!
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them!
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it!
00:22:24Just say it!
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me!
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything!
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:22:56Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:40Ruining everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up loser?
00:23:59Ali?
00:24:00Are...
00:24:00Are you with Brent right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys.
00:24:05What are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07I think it's time to run.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up man?
00:24:23Ali called me, dumbass.
00:24:25And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:32your ass.
00:24:33It's...
00:24:33It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party and I was leaving and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:47Okay?
00:24:47Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is like dying.
00:24:58All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:07I got it, man.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:16Hey, what's up?
00:25:18We should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Ali.
00:25:21It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:40Is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're first.
00:25:56Yeah, thank you.
00:25:57All right.
00:26:12I'm going to practice for myself.
00:26:13Yeah, you're doing a fun one.
00:26:16Hey, Allison, you can't remember that.
00:26:17You're right, man.
00:26:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:17All right.
00:26:22I'll really start for you.
00:26:22All right.
00:26:23Don't have fun.
00:26:23Yeah, yeah.
00:26:24All right, guys.
00:26:25Let us know.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hmm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison? Let me help.
00:27:06I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26Susan need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:12We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:27Let's go!
00:28:28Let's go!
00:28:28Let's go!
00:28:31Let's go!
00:28:39Let's go!
00:28:56¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:29:20¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:29:52¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:11Thank you.
00:30:12Thank you.
00:30:16Not me.
00:30:32Oh my...
00:30:35¡Haz!
00:30:37¡Oh, Dios!
00:30:40¡Oh, Dios mÃo!
00:30:42¡Oh!
00:30:43¡Oh!
00:30:45¿Puedo déme un papel?
00:30:47¡Yeah, por favor!
00:30:48¡Pues por aquÃ!
00:30:49¡Pues por aquÃ!
00:30:50¡Pues por aquÃ!
00:30:52¡Pues por aquÃ!
00:30:53¡Oh, Dios mÃo!
00:30:54¡Bien, BLEACH!
00:30:55¡Pues por aquÃ!
00:30:58¡Bien, Dios mÃo!
00:30:59¡Pues por asà estarme en la cabeza!
00:30:59¡Es bueno para que mi corazón de quitarse de mi corazón!
00:31:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:33Isn't the whole Tea Squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and make
00:31:36-up thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:40Oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
00:31:48Okay, thank you.
00:32:03¿Tienes todo tu stuff?
00:32:04SÃ, tengo que ir.
00:32:07Ok.
00:32:08Gracias.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18¿Dónde se ve que?
00:32:19Que la riqueza just rolled up con Brett Harrison.
00:32:22Y ella estaba en la shotgun.
00:32:24No me da ninguna chica sit allÃ.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29No se toma Brett de mÃ.
00:32:38No se ve.
00:32:38Hey, sorry, Emily.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:01It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:04Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09Stop.
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop.
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right.
00:34:36Oh shit
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks stony
00:34:53Look at you, you look, uh, you look fantastic
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00You know, that's true, that's true, I am
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah, you're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister, of course
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister
00:35:21All right, time's ticking, let's move
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is
00:35:31But it works
00:35:33You text center, let's go
00:35:39Okay
00:35:40Hey, uh
00:35:47Break the leg
00:35:54Thank you
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen
00:35:58Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad
00:36:04Okay
00:36:05One, two, three, go
00:36:07Woo!
00:36:11Sha-la-la-la!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah
00:36:35Who is that girl? She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot
00:36:48I mean, damn
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52Body in that uniform
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight
00:36:57Stay with me
00:36:58I don't have to
00:36:59See, girls like that
00:37:00They always come running to guys like me
00:37:03I'm telling you right now
00:37:04You don't fuck off
00:37:05The only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:07Is my fist
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line
00:37:20The 20
00:37:21The 10
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again
00:37:27State wins
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:44Woo!
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49Thank you.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:13Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:16¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:39:03i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:17allison don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping chat at bay no problem
00:39:34this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right i never want it to end
00:39:47harrison
00:39:53harrison
00:39:56what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:59ron just calm down okay you're making a scene i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene
00:40:04you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron stop beating like this okay
00:40:09are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:16you're unbelievable i hate you
00:40:22dude i'm no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you
00:40:26i promise do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:32you're fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests i
00:40:37know
00:40:37that so you stay in your lane because she is my sister and i'm warning you you do not cross
00:40:43me
00:40:43you do not i promise dude
00:40:46fuck
00:40:50okay hey we need to talk
00:40:53no i sound like a mom
00:40:56this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:08he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14okay do or die
00:41:22what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well i think you should do something else i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me brett what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40i know you didn't hate it i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:45hi you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a coward oh you know what
00:41:50i'm not
00:41:50talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about it was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:56and
00:41:56we did it do you want to get real ellie the fun's over it's finished do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare no don't you dare look like that i'm not doing no no no that's not fair
00:42:08okay do you think i'm trying to be a jerk do you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me you're coming in here in your
00:42:15bikini huh yeah i know what you're doing i'm not doing anything yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing into the game because that's all this
00:42:25is yeah okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad i had two options you and him and i
00:42:32picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid like that ellie
00:42:39chad's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:42:46i can't
00:42:53oh is he hard
00:42:59well at least chad is honest about what he wants you don't think i'll be honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here you know biology whether it's biology or not i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:24i don't think i'm going to get out allie right he goes out here what the fuck is he doing
00:43:28here you
00:43:28have to get out i can't get out if i get out he's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:31and he's going to
00:43:32kill me okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this so i i'm gonna get out okay cool
00:43:37allie hey
00:43:39oh my god he's telling you allie hey just get under fit on what brett you have to get down
00:43:48allie hi showing alone yeah but i'm naked okay get out you're you're not though okay well i also have
00:44:02a vibe and you're ruining it so i'm sorry i just i wanted to get my charger i left it
00:44:07on here yesterday
00:44:07you got it so i also wanted to say that
00:44:11i think you did a great job today i mean it you kicked ass and i'm sorry that i was
00:44:17a
00:44:18an asshole about it thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing seeing my best friend just
00:44:32suck my sister's face off traumatized me so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:39run i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game everyone does it a game i just feel like it's
00:44:45kind of
00:44:45i don't know a dream this is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life well it
00:44:50was him
00:44:50or it was chad so who did you want me to pick that's fair chad sucks yeah tone it down
00:44:57a little bit
00:44:57okay okay he's my best friend and i don't want things to be weird they won't be
00:45:06okay okay thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry i got water in my nose okay i'm okay don't drown okay okay have a good soak i guess
00:45:21okay bye
00:45:28oh
00:45:30god the illegal is gonna die
00:45:34good talk wait
00:45:38i have to ask you something i'm going to ask him out on a date don't be the little sister
00:45:44allison be the
00:45:45girl he kissed there's this like stupid event thing tomorrow i was just wondering if you would want to go
00:45:53with me
00:46:00got plans ally
00:46:04okay yeah whatever
00:46:06i don't know if you would want to go with her i just
00:46:20brett
00:46:24i guess we have the same plans
00:46:30except his or with rita not me
00:46:42look
00:46:43charity case is running a charity sale just finally getting back did you know allison hand makes these
00:46:49little trinkets it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55i came by myself brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation daddy donated a little of
00:47:01his collection nothing major just some birkin bags some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:11huh how much are you asking for this
00:47:14fifteen dollars i made it myself
00:47:17fifteen dollars for some plastic and twine
00:47:20you don't have to buy it
00:47:22it's ambitious
00:47:23you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26i'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33you want to say five hundred dollars a piece
00:47:37are you insane you actually want this garbage you know i value the artist that's just how expensive
00:47:42something looks so five hundred dollars what's that supposed to mean she's nothing no you're
00:47:47nothing especially compared to her how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:53why don't you get out of here no i'm serious don't come back to this table again
00:48:01you know i do think this stuff is pretty what are you doing what do you mean you can't keep
00:48:05doing
00:48:06this to me you blew me off yesterday and then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10you're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next what do you want i'm i'm just
00:48:16trying to no allison party at my place celebrating the big win you coming i don't know i'm not
00:48:25interested she's a grown woman she can speak for herself so what do you say you're not going
00:48:36anywhere and there goes the big brother act again who does he think he is toying with my feelings like
00:48:42this you hate chad brett fine chad's my new best friend then no yeah sounds fun
00:48:52i'll be there
00:49:01there she is my guest of honor damn allison you look sexy oh thanks
00:49:13it's a cool party yeah you know i threw this whole thing just for you really for me
00:49:19why did you do that you're single i'm single you need another reason
00:49:26so what's to do with you and brett huh no deal there's nothing happening between us he's just a
00:49:33friend of a friend of a friend of my brother so it's his loss my gain
00:49:41hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam allison let's fix that
00:49:51yeah no why not there's nothing between me and brett obviously maybe i should just move on you ever
00:49:57play the pocket challenge no what's that we each bite from one end until one of us chickens out
00:50:18damn it why am i thinking about him at a time like this come on allison you're already here
00:50:35okay fine fine but i play to win
00:50:43check it out ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:00dude what the
00:51:01fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do you think you're
00:51:07doing you're ruining my night do you think i care that i'm ruining your night what do you think
00:51:10ron would think if you knew you were at don't care how about you elect your someone who gives a
00:51:13fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit let's go let's
00:51:17go
00:51:17i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:23get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god oh
00:51:56oh my god is she okay
00:52:02look at me look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:06i can't i can't i can't feel it i can't feel it
00:52:10i can't feel it
00:52:10okay
00:52:15let's get you out
00:52:19okay
00:52:24yeah
00:52:25get out of my way move
00:52:30god just put me down brett
00:52:32all right here you go put you down
00:52:32you know you could have died apples
00:52:36and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douche bagger
00:52:44right that's not fair what's not fair what what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what what
00:52:51don't i understand that i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know
00:52:57how guys work all the time you know that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit
00:53:01that okay you're not any better than me i'm not any better what did i do how am i not
00:53:06any better what
00:53:07are you talking about you're worse i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an
00:53:11asshole how am i worse you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning yeah because you gave me
00:53:18your uniform when mine was ruined because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone because
00:53:23you drove me to school when i was late yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29you know i don't understand you made me fall in love with you
00:53:38that's the worst thing i did i fell in love with you i'm in love with you stop and you're
00:53:44my brother's
00:53:44best friend i know that i know so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a
00:53:50hero and then
00:53:51pushing me away am i crazy do you not feel anything because you're playing with my feelings and you
00:53:59can't keep doing that okay i want you to tell me to stop tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07tell me you
00:54:08want me to get away from you right now i'll tell you stop i'm never going to tell you to
00:54:12start
00:54:16okay
00:54:34i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44listen you have no idea every single time i saw you with him
00:54:48i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:52than just my best friend sister
00:54:55why didn't you say anything i made a promise to run but you know what
00:55:19i think about you every day every morning and every night
00:55:26you know every single time i close my eyes it's you that i see every time
00:55:45i want you to take me right here right now
00:56:11what do you want us to be
00:56:15what do you want me to be
00:56:18i want you to be mine
00:56:22i think i already am
00:56:27but what about ron he's gonna kill you
00:56:31i know ron loves you very much he's very protective older brother but i think he'll come around when he
00:56:37sees
00:56:39how much i love you
00:56:46i don't know i think i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:55i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57i know
00:57:00but it's just for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment
00:57:05yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:07i don't want to be your way
00:57:10it'll be secret
00:57:11thinking about you
00:57:37hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:40i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:45and just
00:57:45sprinting to you
00:57:47aww
00:57:48well as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me and
00:57:56i really like your car
00:57:58oh i know you love my car
00:57:59he grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03brett stop
00:58:04don't read my smut
00:58:06i'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart into my soul
00:58:12betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting
00:58:17holy shit
00:58:19that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it
00:58:25i feel so hot right now
00:58:29palm's my center
00:58:31slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away ally
00:58:34fuck
00:58:38fuck
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:46i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07hey
00:59:08are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think just because
00:59:13brett took a
00:59:14chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:17i was just trying to help
00:59:20save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24shoot
00:59:26late
00:59:46brett
00:59:47that's elison's
00:59:48uh
00:59:50i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:10see what you're up to
01:00:13hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:21attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:27someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:33forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:39well i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm
01:00:45i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me
01:00:48i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were retching and i asked you if you were
01:00:53look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i don't need shortcuts and we all
01:00:58know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in with zero athletic
01:01:02ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:11your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with the
01:01:22real
01:01:22athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance enhancing
01:01:30substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad coach i promise you i've never seen
01:01:35those before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me
01:01:43i've never seen those i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way a cow like her
01:01:48could ever
01:01:48compete with us they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget i asked you to
01:01:55hold on to my vitamins this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something he's right
01:02:00they're just vitamins no they aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive
01:02:06knowledge of these banned substances i just they look suspicious well we were just worried about the
01:02:14integrity of the team yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's enough all i see here
01:02:20are three bullies trying to frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately what
01:02:27you can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine i mean i know
01:02:32it yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it you little you think you can just
01:02:39walk in here and steal everything from me that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:48listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen all the time
01:02:59in cheerleading so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to those little
01:03:05supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms i know everything girls every dirty little secret
01:03:11do exactly as i say or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets
01:03:17back up
01:03:24very sweet what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:31i uh saw rita putting something in your bag so i swapped it out i knew it i knew she
01:03:39was up to
01:03:39something you know i heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up
01:03:56so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:01stop hey do you do you think i'm fat seriously who put that garbage in your head i don't want
01:04:09you
01:04:10to say anything like that again i mean i'm being serious though i'm being serious too allison perfect
01:04:15just where you are yeah i'll always be there to catch you when you fall always
01:04:26all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then ellison
01:04:43all right okay great job you guys you killed it
01:05:13hey i told you to catch you brett you just saved my life
01:05:21i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:25are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:30are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died that would have
01:05:35been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say leave the gym and think
01:05:41very carefully about your future on this team oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that
01:05:50catch i almost had a heart attack all right everyone in light of performances and character
01:05:56i am so proud to announce ellison scott as the new captain thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm
01:06:08proud of you wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:13and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20allie look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:24thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back ew don't ever touch me again weirdo yo
01:06:31allison she is looking good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra
01:06:37bump and grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just
01:06:45waiting for the mvp well don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your dreams how about
01:06:52you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think
01:06:58you're so special why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position how by sucking your
01:07:04way to the top i mean that must be how you got out there considering how much you suck while
01:07:10you play
01:07:10you shameless whore hey that morning i do you're defending your sluts on her huh she's a public bus
01:07:20everybody gets a ride hey hey hey you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:32hey hey that's that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it chad was gonna hit
01:07:38her
01:07:39you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:47we should take you to the er okay all right you sure you're already
01:07:56it's a really nasty cut brett you could have broken your hand yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:01never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:11you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:17me out
01:08:19yo guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's ron and the whole
01:08:25team they can't see us
01:08:26like this i won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of the entire team
01:08:33ron's
01:08:35gonna kill you what do you want to do let's hide yeah
01:08:46brett brett you in there yeah i'm just uh washing up man god you have no idea how crazy you
01:08:53drive me
01:08:54you know every single time i see all i can think about is uh doing this you need a hand
01:09:04man no i got
01:09:04everything i need uh right here you gotta be quiet let's see what happens brett stop jerking off and get
01:09:21your ass out here man hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time assholes
01:09:36i feel what you did i feel what you did it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:46brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know
01:09:50my hands are soft bro i can help you hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:53i'm gonna be a little while all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't
01:09:58pull muscles you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:05alison physical therapy time you know what i mean you know you could have just asked
01:10:11you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:29are you gonna help me no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:40i'm so bad for you
01:10:52brad goes pro after this guaranteed i've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:56captain scott's changed the whole game sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state
01:11:02university cheerleading squad led by captain alison scott
01:11:08i will end you
01:11:10save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new cheerleading captain didn't
01:11:18earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers and her dealer look no further than your
01:11:25mvvp brett harrison
01:11:31that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay she's got
01:11:37pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the squad then
01:11:46don't you know who's gonna be here with us
01:11:47brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we helped alison become
01:11:55captain
01:11:56You know that's bullshit
01:11:57I have proof
01:12:01I know real doctors
01:12:03I've got pills
01:12:04Allie, no more being blackmailed
01:12:07Let Allison take
01:12:09The captain position
01:12:11This is insane, okay
01:12:13I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16Oh sweetie
01:12:17It's all coming out now
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice
01:12:20We trusted you
01:12:22Cheater
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:27Messes with me
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:30She's using you
01:12:31For the clout
01:12:32For the status
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody
01:12:36A total bottom feeder
01:12:38You know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit
01:12:39It's unbelievable
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear
01:12:43If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Listen, just
01:12:48Please listen to me
01:12:49Everybody, just shut up
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this
01:12:54And here come the pretzels
01:12:56All right, that's enough
01:12:58That's enough
01:12:59Now, in light of these
01:13:01Significant allegations
01:13:02As well as the evidence
01:13:04That has been presented
01:13:05I have no choice
01:13:07Allison Scott
01:13:08You are hereby removed
01:13:09From your position as captain
01:13:11Of the cheerleader
01:13:11Furthermore
01:13:12You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes
01:13:18Hold on
01:13:20Hold it
01:13:21If you would please
01:13:22Look to the Jumbotron
01:13:24I know some real doctors
01:13:25That can help you guys
01:13:26Get healthy
01:13:27The right way
01:13:28No more pills
01:13:29No more purging
01:13:29No more blackmail
01:13:30You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely
01:13:32Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:34Any of Rita's
01:13:35Take your spouse ever again
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're gonna make Rita
01:13:38Take some of her own medicine
01:13:40This video
01:13:41This is the real conversation
01:13:43Not the edited one
01:13:45That Rita just played
01:13:47Not for the drugs
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:50They're vitamins
01:13:51You can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:53In the world
01:13:54You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:13:59He's right
01:14:00These are common supplements
01:14:01Everybody
01:14:03Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:10And she's been shaming them
01:14:11Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:13Now, every body is different
01:14:14But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:18One reason only
01:14:19Because she was a threat
01:14:20She threatened the total control
01:14:22That Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:24And it's horrible
01:14:25Because Allison
01:14:26She's a beautiful person
01:14:27And she would never do anything like this
01:14:29And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:33That's not true
01:14:34He's lying
01:14:35She's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself
01:14:59Look at you
01:15:00Playing the victim
01:15:01You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance
01:15:07You run crying to Harrison
01:15:08Nothing but a little
01:15:10Shut up, dude
01:15:11Shut up
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything
01:15:14You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21Apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26From various female students
01:15:27As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father-
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:36But I assure you
01:15:37His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:39You can take him away
01:15:40Already is over, let go
01:15:42No, I'll sue you all
01:15:43This isn't over
01:15:47And as for you, Miss Scott
01:15:49On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:52I would like to apologize to you
01:15:55For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:57And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08Thank you, Principal
01:16:09All right, everyone
01:16:10Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to
01:16:16So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:20Let's win
01:16:33Touchdown State University wins it all
01:16:39Yes!
01:16:52Kiss!
01:16:54Kiss!
01:17:01All right
01:17:04Allison
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh
01:17:15He's cool, eh?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did
01:17:20I love you, kid, Scott
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback
01:17:35I love you, kid, Scott
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