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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Full 💥💥💥
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:55Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' life now?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it. The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old. I kissed my brother's best
00:08:51friend. And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03Nice look.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And, uh, whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut. I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Oh, crap.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool, but do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Make sure you are going to take my chance.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes.
00:11:38Brett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14I hate it.
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You got problem with him?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, all right.
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:24Junk!
00:17:25Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club 5.
00:17:32I lost the dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19Nope! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please stop.
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:45Brett.
00:19:47This is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:28Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38Hey.
00:20:39What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out.
00:20:42Going to a place like this.
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it, either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop that.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Allison, there is a line
00:23:01that I am trying
00:23:02to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:06Because if I do,
00:23:07I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're hurting everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys,
00:24:04what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me
00:24:13in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass,
00:24:24and I had to sign up
00:24:25to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have
00:24:28a good-ass explanation right now
00:24:29or I'm going to come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party
00:24:39and I was leaving
00:24:40and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me
00:24:44and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true,
00:24:59you guys got to take care of it too.
00:25:00I don't know,
00:25:01like an urgent care right now
00:25:02or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on?
00:25:17We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on.
00:25:21You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know,
00:25:35the only thing
00:25:36that I need to quit
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs
00:26:31around my shoulders
00:26:32any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Hmm?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:06Hmm.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10It'll be fun.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad,
00:27:14you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not
00:27:20with anyone.
00:27:22Um,
00:27:23I don't need rescuing,
00:27:24so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:26She's need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron
00:27:52that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise,
00:27:59partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:12We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Mookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett,
00:28:17but how am I supposed to do that
00:28:18if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:20We don't have all day.
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions.
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bros?
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16Nothing.
00:30:32Oh, my.
00:30:34It's fucking hot.
00:30:36Hot.
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:38Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:48Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38How...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47Well, I'll...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:03Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:48so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:33:59And I need you to meet me
00:34:00in the women's locker room right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:57than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure
00:35:04it's okay that we cut up your jersey
00:35:05right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right, time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is,
00:35:31but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:50Oh, dear.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:58please welcome our State University
00:36:00cheerleading squad.
00:36:15Uh-huh, uh-huh,
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:33Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison, you're serious.
00:36:46This is so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move
00:36:50after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:04if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20,
00:37:21the 10.
00:37:25Hockstab!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh, good job!
00:37:31Right here.
00:37:32Woo-hoo!
00:37:33Woo-hoo!
00:37:36Woo-hoo!
00:37:37Woo-hoo!
00:37:37Woo-hoo!
00:37:37Woo-hoo!
00:37:38Woo-hoo!
00:37:38Woo-hoo!
00:37:40Woo-hoo!
00:37:42Woo-hoo!
00:37:42Woo-hoo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:47That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's, uh,
00:37:50it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52It's...
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:13Kiss!
00:38:15Kiss!
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:31Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:57Wait. What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me, and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:29I'm-I'm-I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32I'm fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests!
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane, because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude, fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him,
00:41:05Hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and livestreamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:37Brett, what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I don't know if you can.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see you with my flagpole, and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett!
00:43:43I have to get down.
00:43:48Allie!
00:43:49Hi!
00:43:50She's not alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:09I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:16You kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30Oh, the alien is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46Just, there's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:34Okay.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison, party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is.
00:49:03My guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:39My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17I know.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh, my God.
00:51:36Oh, shit.
00:51:39Oh, shit.
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:48Hey, look at you.
00:51:48Look at you.
00:51:49You okay?
00:51:50Hey.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:57Oh, my God.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:16I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:18Let's get you.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:20Let's get you.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:25Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:29Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:32Here we go.
00:52:33Put you down.
00:52:33All right.
00:52:34You know, you could have died at this.
00:52:36And, Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:41close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's half a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40That's it.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you.
00:53:43I'm in love with you.
00:53:44Stop, stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:47I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:54Do you not feel anything because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that?
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm going to tell you to stop, Susan.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's
00:54:54sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:28And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little.
00:57:03Until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to hear what.
00:57:11It'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Aw.
00:57:49Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you.
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:12He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palms my center.
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you white, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:39Fuck.
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:41Fuck.
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:45Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick.
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:27Late.
00:59:28Late.
00:59:46I'll see you.
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:11See what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:22Attention
01:00:23All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise will be forced
01:00:36To contact the campus police
01:00:38For a thorough search
01:00:40Well
01:00:41I think we all know someone
01:00:42Who would do anything
01:00:43To stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry but I just saw you
01:00:47Throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:48Like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were a
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:01:00Who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02Who came in with
01:01:02Zero athletic ability
01:01:04And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12Your turn Scott
01:01:14Sure but I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:20Well well well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:22To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27That quick without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32Are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34Coach I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:36Okay those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:38A cheater and a liar
01:01:41Coach please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:45I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49Could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah those are actually
01:01:52My vitamins
01:01:54Did you forget I asked you
01:01:55To hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57Yeah sorry
01:01:58I should have labeled them or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No they aren't
01:02:03Uh Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05That you come to possess
01:02:06Such extensive knowledge
01:02:08Of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12They look suspicious
01:02:13Well we were just worried
01:02:15About the integrity of the team
01:02:16Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18Everything was legitimate
01:02:19That's enough
01:02:20All I see here are
01:02:21Three bullies
01:02:22Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24You are stripped of captaincy
01:02:26Effective immediately
01:02:27What?
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks
01:02:31Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34Yeah every count
01:02:35Every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41Walk in here
01:02:41And steal everything from me?
01:02:42That's enough Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:49Listen up
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn
01:02:51For the basket toss
01:02:52You're gonna have a little
01:02:53Timing issue
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:57That's the point
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time
01:03:00In cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03Coach will kill me
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05Then say goodbye
01:03:06To those little supplements
01:03:07That keep you fitting
01:03:07In your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:10Every dirty little secret
01:03:12Do exactly as I say
01:03:14Or you're gone
01:03:15Your call
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:17She never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42In the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:44Yeah
01:03:45She was throwing up
01:03:46It was when we were
01:03:49When we were having
01:03:54Bone sex
01:03:57So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea
01:04:01How hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16Perfect guess who you are
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21To catch you when you fall
01:04:24Always
01:04:27All right
01:04:28On the count
01:04:29You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita, you're up first
01:04:32Then Allison
01:04:45Okay, Allison
01:04:47Hey
01:04:48Great job you guys
01:04:50You killed it
01:05:13Hey
01:05:14I told you to catch you
01:05:16Brett
01:05:18You just saved my life
01:05:22I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:27Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:35That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46Oh, Brett
01:05:48Thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53All right, everyone
01:05:54In light of performances and character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:14And that's game
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:21Look, I know
01:06:22It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks, bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28Ew
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:31Yo
01:06:33Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good, baby
01:06:36Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know, something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:40You're so gross
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:44Are you serious?
01:06:45What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48No, don't play with me, bitch
01:06:49You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55So that what happens today
01:06:56Never happens again
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special
01:07:00Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows
01:07:03How you got a captain's position
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there
01:07:09Considering how much you suck
01:07:10While you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:15One more woman
01:07:17I did
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss
01:07:22Everybody gets a ride
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:35That's enough
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:37I mean, coach, we all saw it
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41You're gonna hit her?
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:43You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:50Alright
01:07:52You sure you're on it?
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brad
01:07:59You could have broken your hand
01:08:01Yeah, well, it was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:06Set up
01:08:13You know, I could kind of get used to this having, uh, nurse Allison around
01:08:18Take care of me
01:08:18Help me out
01:08:20Yo, guys, 304
01:08:21I think it's this one
01:08:22Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh, shit, no, that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:27They can't see us like this
01:08:29I won't let him
01:08:30Let's tell him
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth
01:08:32In front of the entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38What do you wanna do?
01:08:39Let's hide
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:41Okay
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:47Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man
01:08:51God, you have no idea
01:08:54How crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you
01:08:57All I can think about is, uh
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:04You need a hand, man?
01:09:05No, I got everything I need, uh
01:09:08Right here
01:09:14You gotta be quiet
01:09:18Unless you're an audience
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time
01:09:27Assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:39I feel what you did
01:09:40I feel what you did
01:09:42It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46Hard to mess
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man
01:09:50We got your food
01:09:50It's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:56All right, let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh
01:10:07Alice in physical therapy time, you know what I mean
01:10:10You know, you could've just asked
01:10:12You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:27She's good
01:10:29Are you gonna help me?
01:10:33No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
01:10:56I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00Sick
01:11:00Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:20She bought it
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's, that's not true
01:11:34You know what, I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:57You know that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07No more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie
01:12:18It's all coming out now
01:12:20I saw her taking pills
01:12:21For practice
01:12:22We trusted you
01:12:23Cheater
01:12:26Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:29Messes with me
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:31She's using you
01:12:33For the clout
01:12:34For the status
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit
01:12:41It's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear
01:12:45If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:50Hey, everybody
01:12:51Just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58Alright, that's enough
01:12:59That's enough
01:13:01Now, in light of these
01:13:03Significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the evidence
01:13:05That has been presented
01:13:06I have no choice
01:13:09Alice and Scott
01:13:10You are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position as captain
01:13:12Of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore
01:13:14You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on
01:13:21Hold it
01:13:22If you would please
01:13:24Look to the Jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27That can help you guys
01:13:28Get healthy
01:13:28With the right body
01:13:29No more pills
01:13:30No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen, you guys are never gonna have
01:13:36To take any of Rita's
01:13:37Take your spouse ever again
01:13:37So, what's the catch?
01:13:40You're gonna make Rita
01:13:40Take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one
01:13:46That Rita just played
01:13:48Not for the drugs
01:13:50These are the drugs
01:13:51That I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these
01:13:54At any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world
01:13:56You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:05Who has been forcing
01:14:06Her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous
01:14:08Weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them
01:14:11If they wouldn't comply
01:14:11And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them
01:14:13From the bodies that they have
01:14:15Now, every body is different
01:14:16But all bodies
01:14:17Are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:20For one reason
01:14:20One reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:24That Rita had
01:14:24Over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:26Because Allison
01:14:28She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true
01:14:36He's lying
01:14:37She's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:40Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:43Lock her up
01:14:44Lock her up
01:14:45You fucking bitch
01:14:46You ruined my life
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:01Look at you
01:15:02Playing the victim
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05For weeks
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance
01:15:08You run crying to Harrison
01:15:10Nothing
01:15:11But a little
01:15:12Shut up, dude
01:15:13Shut up
01:15:14What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16You're gonna get exactly what you deserve
01:15:18Right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28From various female students
01:15:29As of now
01:15:30You are officially suspended
01:15:32From all school activities
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No
01:15:34My father
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:38But I assure you
01:15:38His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:41You can take him away
01:15:42Marty's over, let go
01:15:44No
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:45This isn't over
01:15:46This isn't over
01:15:47This isn't over
01:15:47This isn't over
01:15:49And as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:59And as of now
01:16:00You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:10Thank you, principal
01:16:11Alright, everyone
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16But
01:16:17We have a game to get back to
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:34Let's win
01:16:35Yes
01:16:36Touchdown
01:16:36State University wins it all
01:16:38Ha ha ha ha
01:16:40Woo
01:16:40Woo
01:16:42Woo
01:16:42Woo
01:16:44Woo
01:16:44Woo
01:16:45Woo
01:16:47Woo
01:16:47Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:50Woo
01:16:51Woo
01:16:54Woo
01:16:55Woo
01:16:55Woo
01:17:02Woo
01:17:03Woo
01:17:03Woo
01:17:03Woo
01:17:03Woo
01:17:05Hey
01:17:07Allison
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15Hey, well you know what, uh
01:17:17Hey, well you know what, uh
01:17:17He's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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