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00:00:03Oh, what's wrong?
00:00:07Oh, my darling, are you going to die?
00:00:10How did I die?
00:00:12What?
00:00:13Oh, my darling.
00:00:18It's all right, I'm just going to die.
00:00:21Oh, my darling, take a drink.
00:00:23You just had to pay for me.
00:00:27I'm not going to die.
00:00:28I'm not going to lie.
00:00:30I'll be back.
00:00:38Ladies and gentlemen, today we are going to go to the化石群
00:00:41and to do the穿越挑战.
00:00:43Now, let's invite you to join today's CP.
00:00:48I want to go to the石磁接龙.石磁接龙?
00:00:53Three days ago. I didn't have
00:00:56to catch up with
00:00:56my heart.
00:00:57Today we must have to catch up with my heart.石磁老师,
00:01:01I have a question. We're going to go to the
00:01:03next day. Who接到异性嘉宾的姓做
00:01:05We're going to go to the next day,说出名字,就算组队成功
00:01:09,比如生平不问
00:01:10,功名氏,只爱青山
00:01:15,一片梨。石磁
00:01:16,这就算成了。
00:01:17This is too old.
00:01:20I'll just认识.
00:01:22Now,计时开始.
00:01:25好,从我开头
00:01:27,私心处处是单亲
00:01:32,心。清清紫禁,悠悠我心
00:01:34,心。鲜飞木石
00:01:36,岂无敢?敢。敢
00:01:39?敢什么吗?敢死
00:01:42,想不起了。三
00:01:45,二,敢,
00:01:47敢死,我将来
00:01:51,来。内地斑斑斤离
00:01:52,一
00:01:53,一,老天保佑,千万美食那须
00:01:56,一生注食寒十夏
00:01:58,魂巴欲边边白马
00:02:00,千万别想起来。
00:02:03一,一
00:02:05,一笑归时
00:02:07,雨尽真,真
00:02:10,感谢范姐不杀之恩。好
00:02:12,第一轮过
00:02:12,来,继续继续啊
00:02:14,现在到,
00:02:15笑,笑
00:02:16,笑
00:02:20,潘引青竹。竹上毛鞋青上马
00:02:25,马羞王。赤马CB
00:02:26,我死吧!终于,终于能摸到马老师的小手了
00:02:42,呱呱呱。玉以天宫释笔高。
00:02:45凡高CPM
00:02:46凡高CPM
00:02:51跳绳
00:02:54跳绳
00:02:55套圈
00:02:57平和目
00:02:58障碍
00:03:00障碍
00:03:01投篮
00:03:02飞盘
00:03:04合体健康
00:03:05合体健康
00:03:06马老师
00:03:07我们选障碍跑吧
00:03:08时间长
00:03:10方便交流
00:03:12偷听蚩老师
00:03:13I'm going to listen to Chet老師.
00:03:19Another one.
00:03:22Mr.梅和高老師.
00:03:30Mr.梅現在只剩下四個項目了.
00:03:34Mr.梅都選了.
00:03:36Mr.梅老師,別鬧,太費體力了.
00:03:45Mr.梅老師很適合。
00:03:47Mr.梅姐姐很安全,雖然有時會崴腳。
00:03:50Mr.梅婦,那也有風險.
00:03:51Mr.梅先生,我選平衡木。
00:03:55Mr.梅老師,小男女配合奏的哦。
00:03:58Mr.梅先生,套圈也要配合嗎?
00:03:59Mr.梅先生,為了收拾率很遠半.
00:04:02Mr.梅先生,我選桃蘭。
00:04:06Mr.梅先生,你怎麼選桃蘭。
00:04:07Mr.梅先生,你怎麼選桃蘭?
00:04:11Mr.梅先生,我選桃蘭?
00:04:12Mr.梅先生,你怎麼選桃蘭?
00:04:12Toh?
00:04:14Toh?
00:04:15I'm not gonna die.
00:04:18Kho, tell me.
00:04:20You should be careful.
00:04:22You should be careful.
00:04:22You should be careful.
00:04:25You're good.
00:04:26You're good.
00:04:28You're good.
00:04:43Can you take those old 걸로?
00:04:49Oh...
00:04:55Gong老師...
00:04:56Example.
00:05:06What's your job?
00:05:08You're all gonna recommend.
00:05:11Are you still there?
00:05:13Well, what is this?
00:05:20What do you mean?
00:05:22Wow, you're so stupid.
00:05:29I don't know.
00:05:31How are you?
00:05:33Why are you here?
00:05:35Why are you doing this?
00:05:37I don't want to go.
00:05:38You don't want to go in.
00:05:40Good morning.
00:05:42Can't you sit here for the other ladies?
00:05:43You must ask me to hit me.
00:05:45No?
00:05:49Take your watchers!
00:05:53Right.
00:05:59You're so stupid.
00:06:01Oh
00:06:01Yes
00:06:02Oh
00:06:03Oh
00:06:04Oh
00:06:04Oh
00:06:04Oh
00:06:05Oh
00:06:05Oh
00:06:05Oh
00:06:06You're so good at all.
00:06:07You're so good at all.
00:06:12The second round is the head.
00:06:15You're not good at all.
00:06:17Let's go ahead and change the next round.
00:06:19Who said it?
00:06:20I've never had to play this round.
00:06:22This round is more than a round.
00:06:25That's possible.
00:06:28I'll play this round.
00:06:29I'm going to play this round.
00:06:35Look at me.
00:06:49This is how you say it is.
00:06:52No, this is a problem.
00:07:06I'll take it.
00:07:07Don't take it.
00:07:09That's your hand.
00:07:11The hand is better.
00:07:17The wind is in my heart.
00:07:22The wind is in my heart.
00:07:23The wind is in my heart.
00:07:25The wind is in my heart.
00:07:26The game is in the game.
00:07:27The game is in our song.
00:07:31This is the song I will sing.
00:07:34The wind is in my heart.
00:07:35You know what I mean?
00:07:37But you know what I want to say.
00:07:39You know what I want to sing.
00:07:40You know what I want to sing.
00:07:43This is the first song.
00:07:45That's the first song.
00:07:46That's the first song.
00:07:47It's a little bit.
00:07:49You're sure?
00:07:53Of course.
00:07:54I love this song.
00:07:55I love it.
00:07:57I love it.
00:07:58I love it.
00:07:59I love you.
00:08:02I love it.
00:08:08I love it.
00:08:12I love it.
00:08:14I love it.
00:08:16I love it.
00:08:17I thought you were going to be a bit too long.
00:08:19Well, now I'm going to invite you to Fon老師.
00:08:22I heard that I was listening to南山楠.
00:08:24I heard that it was two times.
00:08:26Hey!
00:08:27I heard that.
00:08:28I heard that.
00:08:30If you don't have any time before,
00:08:33I will open your eyes.
00:08:37I will open your eyes.
00:08:37I will open your eyes.
00:08:39I will open your eyes.
00:08:41Why did you say that?
00:08:43How did you get your eyes done?!
00:08:43Hey!
00:08:47Fon老師!
00:08:47Tch то.
00:08:49Hold on.
00:08:49Hold on.
00:08:51Hold on.
00:08:52Hold on.
00:08:56Hold on.
00:08:58Hold on.
00:08:58Hold on.
00:08:58Hold on.
00:08:59Hold on.
00:08:59Hold on.
00:08:59A Christmas song.
00:09:01W entrees.
00:09:02I said it's you.
00:09:07You're welcome.
00:09:08I don't want to talk to you.
00:09:11I don't want to talk to you.
00:09:13I don't want to talk to you.左手画成鱼
00:09:36,右手成品烟在这相似的深夜里你都如何怀疑我我以为我会包袱但是我没有小时候小区门口有一对卖包子的老两口
00:10:04叫拴书拴生有天放学我听到这首歌以为是送给他们谁的歌知我懂了吗你拴什么男人你拴什么男人你拴什么男人你拴什么男人你拴什么男人散导要不你确定不会遇上
00:10:30这算是摸男人算数的事闭嘴闭嘴通通闭嘴扣钱扣钱好据统计咱们今日CP新钱出炉全墨CP赤兔CP高薪CP经费分配如下全墨CP两千赤兔CP一千五
00:10:59高薪CP五百诶注意啊只可以用经费不可以私自掏药包算是作弊啊要关小黑屋一天五百打发叫花子呢早知道我就拼了老命去赢那个破游戏好节目省城自由活动下午六点准时集合管饭吗经费自理
00:11:28当然了可不我们节目组去山海大酒店吃海鲜自助就不带你们了五百块咱们就在路边喝西北风咱们对这也不舍怎么能像屋头苍蝇一样乱撞吧各位老师如果不介意的话我给大家个车辆和导游
00:11:48就我们的链接租车你都供两单车呢只要二十块租车费怎么样不怎么样也二十我同意二十块钱冲接着冲二十块钱能叫来什么车摩迪都不带我你们过来吧
00:12:13我走我走我走我走这图子是不是已经不好走吧各位二十块钱的车来了来了
00:12:30你想去吗咱们这两千大洋的余额可不能忽悔我都可以你来决定吧周总复城有什么好玩的吗你们都是第一次来要是图文化的话有孔学堂
00:12:52那边有经济伦理论坛这听着就很困有没有刺激体育类的那你去玩斯诺克吧这有个我意老马你也懂斯诺克对的我有一套人类球杆主杆上有活老师奥沙利的亲密线
00:13:20好规矩成姐五局三胜凡老师就了算是我当然知道我的意思是不正乃彩套不然都没责这样吧
00:13:21凡老师
00:13:47你要是赢了我马玄黄今后不再跟别人组CP只属于你一个人那我要是输了呢你要是输了你今后的CP我都包援了搞得像要卖身似的凡老师要是愿意玄默CP现在就能公开我没意思那你是赢过我再说第一局
00:13:49开始
00:14:16单纲过百马老师胜不但五分钟
00:14:17承让 范老师三日不练我刚才只是热身第二局我别让你哭的老铁们
00:14:49青天吻发力了不想看我输给这只老铁蝎的口音助力不想看我输给这只老铁蝎的口音助力
00:15:15好哼刚才那个球帅不口音啊超风马老师这回还包援我的CP不看来
00:15:16I'm going to do a good job for you.
00:15:21Wow, this one is so beautiful.
00:15:35I'll buy something for you.
00:15:36I'll buy something for you.
00:15:37I'm going to enjoy you, too.
00:15:43You're so beautiful.
00:15:44I need to stay here for a while.
00:15:48I'll stay in a while.
00:15:49I'm here for you.
00:15:51I'll be here for you.
00:16:02Wow.
00:16:03Wow!
00:16:04It's so beautiful.
00:16:05Look at me.
00:16:08I can't see you.
00:16:10I can't see you.
00:16:12I can't see you.
00:16:21I can't see you.
00:16:24I can't see you.
00:16:26I can't see you.
00:16:35各位老师们,今天玩得开心吗?感谢散导。别谢我
00:16:41,要谢的话写附老师吧。各种PB
00:16:44,保证。什么组合?租车20
00:16:47,排决100,吃饭170
00:16:49,控制出290
00:16:53,几乎1710。排球场100?是不是少个零啊
00:16:56?他们老板死活不收钱,我应该赛了500
00:16:59,结果只可收100
00:17:00,算是给马老师面子。
00:17:03下一组。高新CP
00:17:09,结余210块2毛。赤骨CP租车1020
00:17:10,玩游戏320,吃饭160
00:17:17,结余0。公车怎么1020啊
00:17:20?杜老师看还剩下1000
00:17:22,买了一条那个印尼亚火种烟
00:17:31,让司机分给其他几辆车的师傅。杜老师啊,
00:17:40你犯了一个非常严重的错误啊。没有吧
00:17:42,算的
00:17:46,我这是自掏腰包给大家买的呀。节目请客
00:17:47,企业买单,这不是给企业增加负担吗
00:17:51?啊?
00:17:51二十块钱能租阿尔法?一百块钱能租台球场吗
00:17:56?啊?生你的钱,全部都转给图老师。
00:18:01我多费用,我要见到发票啊。嗯
00:18:06,三到一米。哎呀
00:18:07,老师们啊,
00:18:08无以恶小而为之,不要拿群众一针一线。这个道理你们都不懂吗?
00:18:17算的,光天没那么大吧
00:18:22,我估计是想给大家发点福利。行
00:18:23,你们啊,那是幸亏没当过的。否则
00:18:31,那准得进去。
00:18:32我,把你那不可告人的烂账都搞好了
00:18:38,别给解胆子。要是不接触你这道路爱人的画皮
00:18:40,我会讲这套书
00:18:42,就在没场。重磅官宣,将选出十位落选秀女
00:18:51,全网投票。选出金嘉宾。算得这张高啊
00:18:53,热度的爆啊。卡
00:18:58!经过二十四小时的熬战
00:18:59,我们的秀女女神终于诞生了。
00:19:02她就是,潜意。这两天
00:19:05,她就会准时的
00:19:08,空降我们的直播间。潜意
00:19:16?人数正派女主。那个把新兴玩的团团占的高度为绿产。是真实上的男子
00:19:20,他来的多不定。各位老师们
00:19:21,等待点休息
00:19:24,明天还会有更大的人物驾到。
00:19:45庄大师,您可算是来了呀。我就是来看看。各位嘉宾
00:19:53,这位就是书法太统庄义笔大师。庄义笔?
00:19:55书里那个,靠鸡爪子骗炮的老色鬼。剧情提前了。大师
00:20:04,她就是个墨。
00:20:09庄小姐,真是特立独行啊。庄小姐
00:20:14,真是特立独行啊。手劲不小
00:20:16,只愿大师的眼睛
00:20:24,放干净。年轻人要学会内敛
00:20:25,女性之美在于贵
00:20:31,朱得贤。大师错了。诗经赞巧笑倩席
00:20:33,大唐爱朱元玉润,
00:20:35女性之美,何须你来定义
00:20:44?你。您说的贵书贤笔
00:20:45,是古代帝国
00:20:47,风飞的标准。怎么?您
00:20:50,想的是小飞?你
00:20:53,你是什么人?敢在这里噱口飞人
00:20:58?牵手嘉宾
00:21:00,马玄黄。
00:21:02哼,看看你的教育
00:21:06,松松垫垫。我作为长辈
00:21:08,说你几句,怎么了
00:21:10?说我公爹,那也比某些满嘴仁义道
00:21:18,一肚子难道有偿的伪君子强。你
00:21:19,你说谁是伪君子?
00:21:22庄大师,消消气。直播呢
00:21:26,樊黄
00:21:26,注意态度
00:21:28,尊师重道
00:21:29,懂不懂?学学人家高洋指
00:21:35,这才叫大家风范。尊师重道
00:21:37?那也得对面先是个人再说吧
00:21:44,至于某些好为人师的阿猫阿狗。你
00:21:45,你再说一次。
00:21:47我说,会画几张鬼画符
00:21:55,真当自己是会签字的下弹公鸡了。网友吐槽庄大师
00:21:56,光猫老狗上不了座,染布师傅拿不出手。道歉
00:22:05,你今天必须给我道歉,否则
00:22:12,准备收我的绿身汗吧。道歉
00:22:14,你今天必须给我道歉,
00:22:16否则,准备收我的绿身汗吧。大师你别生气
00:22:30,我姐她是开玩笑的,你又不是之后下弹的攻击。你也来戏弄我。道歉
00:22:32,道什么歉,我哪句话说错了
00:22:35?我不录了,算倒!
00:22:37这节目,白发录了
00:22:40!呃,呃
00:22:43,呃
00:22:44,呃
00:22:44,呃
00:22:44,呃
00:22:45,呃
00:22:45,呃
00:22:45,呃
00:22:46,呃
00:22:59,呃,
00:23:01庄大师,和气生财
00:23:04,素质太差
00:23:06,退钱,走人
00:23:07!写字向幼儿园
00:23:12,智商总该上小学了吧。这么简单的账
00:23:13,不会算?我不知道你在说什么。
00:23:19想怒就留下,不想怒
00:23:24,就退钱滚蛋。算倒花一百万请你来耍灰火吗
00:23:25?你,你这是造谣
00:23:27,谁说这一百万?那你说多少了?敢把合同拿出来
00:23:33,当面对质吗
00:23:34?明明就是五十万
00:23:39!这成货自爆了
00:23:40,啊,五十万是首期。庄大师
00:23:45,无路的话,退五十万就行了。
00:23:50你们合起伙来坑我,准备烧我的热身寒吧
00:23:53!站住!谁准你走?你还想咬我
00:24:03?咬你
00:24:08?我先走!南大的那个女生
00:24:10,你承诺一百万让他打掉孩子
00:24:13,最后二十万两时
00:24:16,还威胁他用一百万买断他的家人,
00:24:17是不是?你
00:24:19,你
00:24:19,你这是绝狗喷人
00:24:21!那岳飞书院,母叛失射
00:24:24,江青美术狂,那些女孩你全向来
00:24:32!我,我还有刷屏啊!
00:24:35他!他
00:24:40!大儿
00:24:40,这不就被疯了
00:24:41,连个理由都没给
00:24:42,我让我们都炸了!我让什么?
00:24:49这可搜都爆了,连组直播被关
00:24:52,嘉宾现场举报
00:24:53,已经不百万!这条说
00:24:57,玩直播就是心虚
00:24:58,广电总军出来走两步
00:25:00!让他们闹,越闹越狐啊
00:25:04!那怎么现在?
00:25:09包换手机,宣布
00:25:11,自由活动
00:25:13,准备鹿眼
00:25:15!不公关!让子弹飞
00:25:20,我去找一下梵墨
00:25:32!梵老师,辛苦了!
00:25:34合皮快放!这不是
00:25:38,很谢谢您为我们节目组
00:25:39,省下一大笔经费啊
00:25:41?应该的,毕竟,我也没拿那五十万
00:25:45!那,您怎么知道
00:25:48,庄大师那些
00:25:49,历史啊?当年大二打工时
00:25:52,碰见他喝醉
00:25:53,要给我一百个W
00:25:55!呃,您怎么会是一百万呢
00:25:59?哇,我心动了!
00:26:02我操,就为了一百万
00:26:05,那,后来呢?后来
00:26:09?想到那些女孩
00:26:10,瞬间清醒
00:26:11!啊,那
00:26:13,通告费的数额
00:26:14,您是怎么知道的
00:26:16?算到昨晚
00:26:17,喝多了吧
00:26:18?完了,难道,是我说的?
00:26:21对于是!噓
00:26:24!当年不懂事
00:26:25,谢谢!啊,樊老师
00:26:31,你看
00:26:32,您真会开玩笑
00:26:33!少喝点酒
00:26:36,容易无事
00:26:43!真不妙吗?耍不起!
00:26:58末尔,我们聊聊
00:27:01!末尔
00:27:02,你再叫我一次末尔
00:27:04,我就把你打到断小便世界
00:27:06!当年?我不是你的末尔
00:27:09,你的末尔已经死了
00:27:11!我是凡末尔
00:27:12,跟你不关!
00:27:16你又在闹什么脾气啊?你又在闹什么脾气啊
00:27:19?你再骚扰我一次!你再骚扰我一次
00:27:20!那,装衣,就是
00:27:23,好自为之!大儿,这么联系来着吗
00:27:37?我是都骂疯了
00:27:41!要的就是好整一项,
00:27:43走!去哪儿
00:27:45?去机场
00:27:46,接幸运女嘉宾
00:27:48!你一起去啊!这不是大杀钱
00:27:51,我们走!走
00:28:00!这还是我认识六年
00:28:02,像乖乖兔一样的末尔吗
00:28:04?之前以为
00:28:06,她是想靠拢我,之后以为
00:28:10,她是少公主病!
00:28:12现在居然跟我摊牌!这其中
00:28:17,一定有什么误会
00:28:24!肯定是马玄黄!
00:28:28抱上马玄黄这样的大腿,就想甩了我
00:28:36!梁伯说得对!
00:28:38你妈不正经,你也不是什么好东西
00:28:44!抱上了马玄黄这条大腿
00:28:47,就想把亲肤过肩摔是吧!
00:28:57我看你还能抱多久!我看你还能抱多久
00:29:00!好啊!
00:29:04好啊!梵老师
00:29:06!能单独聊聊吗
00:29:08?有什么事啊!不能当着大家面说
00:29:10!是关于拍电影的事
00:29:15!梵老师没有进入影视群的打算
00:29:16,对吗?是啊!
00:29:18我目前没有进入影视群的打算!别急着拒绝吧
00:29:22!也许你会感兴趣的
00:29:24!一个关于附加宫子,包养女大学生的故事
00:29:29!影兽我是吧!包养者
00:29:32,果然是够饭了吃事
00:29:34!行!我们去外面吧
00:29:44!怎么?把我的话当耳旁风?
00:29:48抱上马玄黄,我就成前夫了
00:29:51!可养旨
00:29:53,你就那么爱找死
00:29:54!作死的是你,梵沫
00:29:56!你在玩虎
00:29:57!你十九岁就跟了我
00:30:00!如果马玄黄知道了
00:30:02,你觉得,他还会要你吗
00:30:08?我这儿,可有的是照片
00:30:11!小鱼丝网破
00:30:13!离开他,
00:30:16火当没事发生!你也配提条件
00:30:21!我看到你们两个在站到镜头优惠
00:30:23,你还躺在他的怀里!我的女人,绝不允许别的男人染指
00:30:28!我跟你说过了,我不是你的女人
00:30:30,你的女人已经死了
00:30:31!你十九岁就跟着我了,还拿了我的黑金卡,
00:30:36现在说,不是我的女人
00:30:40!凹阳池
00:30:41,你找死!凹阳池
00:30:45,我们从此两清了
00:30:51!梵沫,你给我等着!
00:31:03都记住了吗?嗯
00:31:05,放心吧
00:31:06,神叔叔
00:31:06,都记住了
00:31:07!工作的时候,要称职务
00:31:10,就算的
00:31:11!好的,算的!神叔叔,
00:31:14那这个发我一份呗!我跟你说
00:31:18,这个千万不能有任何差错
00:31:20,否则,不只是你妖神百灵烈
00:31:23!我知道,我还得为我那一千万赞助费负责呢
00:31:26!你妈妈,还好吗?想当年啊
00:31:32,我和你妈是小学同学
00:31:34,一晃这么多年过去了,没想到,生了一个这么漂亮的女孩
00:31:40!那以后
00:31:42,还请神叔叔,
00:31:43多多关照!欢迎新嘉宾入组
00:31:53!马老师好,我是浅易
00:31:56!浅易,这么多人
00:32:00,你就当当跟马老师一个人打招呼啊
00:32:02?你这小丫头
00:32:04,什么意思啊
00:32:05?因为,我特别喜欢马老师嘛!
00:32:14嗯哼,老师们好
00:32:16!请一切来报道
00:32:17!请多多关照!今天的任务
00:32:20,是穿越大明朝
00:32:23!老规矩
00:32:24,玩游戏定CP
00:32:26!游戏名为
00:32:30,那些美得不像画的
00:32:31,古文梗!
00:32:32我准备好了
00:32:33听起
00:32:35我说古文
00:32:36你们翻译成流行的
00:32:38讲答
00:32:41皱短苦夜长
00:32:43何不禀煮油
00:32:44别睡了
00:32:45起来嗨
00:32:47加十分
00:32:48下一点
00:32:49虽言是善
00:32:51于不至于此
00:32:52说得很好
00:32:54我敬无言以对
00:32:55何这一副
00:32:57淡目成枯
00:32:59仍而无知
00:33:01于比何顺
00:33:02仍然没有梦想
00:33:04和咸鱼有什么区别
00:33:06七月无一与此同袍
00:33:08你不是一个人在战斗
00:33:15彼时风寸稀乱
00:33:16灵台崩催
00:33:17那一刻我的心是崩溃的
00:33:20总共三十道体
00:33:22还是最不止的
00:33:23零分的选手
00:33:25要注意咯
00:33:26不然想努力啊
00:33:27谁知道这两人手速
00:33:29像单身三十年练成
00:33:31被虐成渣渣了
00:33:33被虐成渣渣了
00:33:34好 请提
00:33:35玉树临风美少年
00:33:37懒惊自顾夜不免
00:33:39每天被自己摔到睡不着
00:33:41正确
00:33:42恭喜我们高羊指
00:33:43成功拿到一题
00:33:44比赛结束
00:33:45马老师九题第一
00:33:47樊墨八题第二
00:33:51按排名选CP
00:33:52樊墨
00:33:53刚羊指
00:33:55当你了
00:33:56国权潜意
00:33:59那星星自动归档
00:34:01和图西战组成星图CP
00:34:02星姐
00:34:04多多指教
00:34:10今天的任务是找到四对天命姻缘
00:34:12用真爱誓言加持神符
00:34:14有时之前务必完成
00:34:19一串通信
00:34:21连去本都没有
00:34:22人设都不给
00:34:24大家商量一下
00:34:25没手机没对讲机
00:34:27盲目分开
00:34:28就是送死
00:34:29马老师有什么想法
00:34:31任务的合金
00:34:33是寻人和寻物
00:34:34寻的是四对CP
00:34:35物是四项神符
00:34:37四项神符是什么
00:34:39青龙 白虎 朱雀 玄武
00:34:43连八卦都搞上了
00:34:45这行物也是绝了
00:34:46那怎么怎么走
00:34:48集体行动
00:34:49当然集体行动
00:34:50不然怎么上呀
00:34:51这只行物之声不够
00:34:53怕跟我担心会挂了
00:34:55不拿图西战当动包啊
00:34:58道图我看过
00:34:59隐山屯就一条主线
00:35:01既然导演组门让我们PK
00:35:03那就是暗示我们要抱团
00:35:04出发
00:35:15买票
00:35:16看你眼熟啊
00:35:20别以为穿个马甲我就不认识你了
00:35:21尝不小照吧
00:35:23女游客免费
00:35:25男的一文钱给钱
00:35:33哪里吧你
00:35:37门票还熟悉
00:35:39等等
00:35:39角色扮演
00:35:41我这也是
00:35:42女嘉宾是新娘
00:35:47男嘉宾是教夫
00:35:48凯老师
00:35:50你要当新娘子吗
00:35:52那你是什么
00:35:54新郎
00:35:55我是台女的教夫
00:35:57新郎不是我
00:35:59我和图老师
00:36:01是伴娘和教夫
00:36:03我是媒婆
00:36:04我哪里像媒婆了
00:36:06行了
00:36:07既然角色已经分了
00:36:09那任务线索
00:36:10肯定就在里面
00:36:12走
00:36:15急时已到
00:36:16新娘子哭嫁咧
00:36:18哭嫁
00:36:20这我也不会啊
00:36:22还要考演技啊
00:36:24姑娘莫慌
00:36:25我是专业开生的
00:36:27我哭一句
00:36:28你就一句
00:36:29好
00:36:31我的爹
00:36:33我的娘
00:36:38今天女儿又家他乡
00:36:39一定要哭爹娘吗
00:36:41哭谁都可以
00:36:43哭子妹呀
00:36:43哭歌嫂呀
00:36:44哭那个没人瞎了眼啊
00:36:48懂了
00:36:49这题我会
00:37:00被死媒婆你胖毒毒味
00:37:04草子小偷大肥毒味
00:37:06凡表这是在骂我
00:37:07哭天资方
00:37:10你看我
00:37:14正是大肥子
00:37:16千百六四号
00:37:17美国脱味
00:37:21偏偏你要做媒婆
00:37:25管我
00:37:27你看他这干嘛呢
00:37:29看掌干嘛呢
00:37:29太爷
00:37:30他在骂我一碰我
00:37:32你看我网上的评论都炸了
00:37:34都在猜他骂谁呢
00:37:35你听一个喇叭
00:37:37I can't get out of there
00:37:39I'm afraid I'll do it
00:37:42I can't get out of it
00:37:43Oh, I can't get out of it
00:37:49You're a little girl
00:37:52I can't get out of it
00:37:54I can't get out of it
00:37:55I'm so sorry
00:37:55I'm not a bit of a mess
00:37:55Let's go
00:37:59He's not a mess
00:38:01He's not a mess
00:38:02He's not a mess
00:38:11Let's go
00:38:12He's not a mess
00:38:13He's done
00:38:13He's done
00:38:15He's done
00:38:17He has done
00:38:17He's a genius
00:38:18He has done
00:38:22I've got the best
00:38:28He's done
00:38:29He's done
00:38:32He's done
00:38:33very good
00:38:33He gives you
00:38:34哪有这样磕身的貂蝉啊
00:38:37吕不看了
00:38:38不得把格言本挑出来
00:38:39导演
00:38:41导演
00:38:42这也没剧本啊
00:38:45我也不会唱戏
00:38:46无剧本即兴互动
00:38:48全员参与
00:38:49限时一分钟
00:38:51为啥战略
00:38:54肯定是他调戏了貂蝉
00:38:55行
00:38:57接下来我们即兴发挥
00:38:59爱个世
00:39:03行
00:39:06让我貂蝉言无双
00:39:09怎料孤登忘忧闯
00:39:13美人奉献来也
00:39:16啊我的盖世英雄
00:39:18大胆吕贼
00:39:21生死看淡
00:39:23不服就战
00:39:28从来红颜是祸水
00:39:31转个背去就劈腿
00:39:32谁劈腿啊
00:39:34你才劈腿啊
00:39:35东风不比周郎变
00:39:38铜血春生
00:39:40锁二乔
00:39:41周郎一成
00:39:43黄鹤去
00:39:45二乔沙场
00:39:47念秋香
00:39:49秋香
00:39:52快跟夫君回家去
00:39:53孩子啊
00:39:55找妈妈呢
00:39:56福君说得对
00:39:59执尊宝
00:40:00你胡子呢
00:40:01恩
00:40:02That's...
00:40:02Xie, your CP is that one of you?
00:40:07Let's go!
00:40:08I'll show you the best for you.
00:40:11Oh...
00:40:11You told me that I was a little girl.
00:40:14Now I told you that I was a little girl.
00:40:23You told me that I was a little girl.
00:40:24This old thing looks like my eyes are not right.
00:40:26I'm sure I know.
00:40:28I'm going to tell you that I'm a girl.
00:40:29I'm going to tell you that I'm going to tell you.
00:40:31Today's recording is good.
00:40:33Some people...
00:40:35are very good.
00:40:37Let's go.
00:40:38It's all the director.
00:40:40I'm a teacher.
00:40:41I'm a teacher.
00:40:45I'm a teacher.
00:40:50I'm a teacher.
00:40:51You're a teacher.
00:40:52I'm a teacher.
00:40:53I'm a teacher.
00:40:54I'm a teacher.
00:40:58I'm a teacher.
00:40:59I'm annappy.
00:41:00I'm a teacher.
00:41:01So let's go.
00:41:04I'm not a teacher.
00:41:05Here you are.
00:41:10I'm a teacher.
00:41:14Here.
00:41:15But how did there be a lot of血腥?
00:41:18Because I had to take care of myself.
00:41:21There was a person who gave me a phone call.
00:41:24There was a couple of pictures.
00:41:26I was able to shoot him out of马赛克.
00:41:28But I did not see him.
00:41:32The picture?
00:41:33Yes.
00:41:37I'm so good.
00:41:40I almost didn't see anything.
00:41:43Oh, I'm not going to see you.
00:41:45Oh, my God.
00:41:47You're a little boy!
00:41:49You want to see me?
00:41:52I'm a man.
00:41:53You want to kill me?
00:41:55I'm not a good idea.
00:41:58I'm just going to be a little girl.
00:42:01I'm just going to be a little girl.
00:42:02You're a little girl.
00:42:04To see you, I'm going to see you.
00:42:07You're going to see me.
00:42:11You're going to see me.
00:42:12I'm not going to tell you that I'm going to see you.
00:42:16I'm going to see you.
00:42:18That girl, she's going to see me.
00:42:23She's going to see me.
00:42:24She's going to see me.
00:42:24You're going to see me.
00:42:26I know.
00:42:36This is a bathroom.
00:42:37This is a bathroom.
00:42:38I'm going to see you.
00:42:40Oh, my God.
00:42:43I'm going to see you.
00:42:45I'm going to see you.
00:42:46I'm going to see you.
00:42:48This is a bathroom.
00:42:50It's a bathroom.
00:42:52It's a bathroom.
00:43:05Great puerta.
00:43:06And I know you over the next hour.
00:43:07I was going to see you.
00:43:08Someone is open.
00:43:09Fuck you.
00:43:19He's open.
00:43:22That's who?
00:43:23Look at all the time!
00:43:24I hope so!
00:43:25Don't do it.
00:43:26We'll be able to get something else to do.
00:43:28An hour?
00:43:30That's the time we met at the time of the movie.
00:43:32Is it at the time of the movie?
00:43:34Is it that time to do this?
00:43:34Oh yes, I'll be able to get this one now.
00:43:39We should've got some fun.
00:43:43Oh yeah, I'm so glad.
00:43:44I'm going to be here today for a reason to do it.
00:43:48No, don't be afraid.
00:43:50What?
00:43:51You're a genius.
00:43:53You can't look at the world.
00:43:56You're not.
00:43:58You're a fan fan fan.
00:43:59Who's who you are?
00:44:01You're a person.
00:44:02You're a person.
00:44:03What do you call?
00:44:07I'm a ghost.
00:44:07I'm a ghost.
00:44:09I'm a ghost.
00:44:13I don't want to find you.
00:44:16You have a lot of friends.
00:44:18What happened to me?
00:44:20You're a ghost.
00:44:21You're a ghost.
00:44:21If you're a ghost.
00:44:22You should stand up.
00:44:25You can't let me out.
00:44:27You're not.
00:44:28That's what you're supposed to do.
00:44:30Where do you think?
00:44:37I said I was a ghost.
00:44:38You're a ghost.
00:44:43I'm a ghost.
00:44:44You're a ghost.
00:44:45I'm a ghost.
00:44:45You believe?
00:44:47That's right.
00:44:47That's right.
00:44:48I just had a drink.
00:44:49Then I fell down.
00:44:50Then I fell down.
00:44:51Then I fell down.
00:44:52Then I fell down.
00:44:53Then I fell down.
00:44:53Then I fell down.
00:44:55I was just in the book.
00:44:56I didn't hear it.
00:44:57It's the real world.
00:44:58We are just in the book.
00:45:00You and I are all in the book.
00:45:01You are all in the book.
00:45:02You said you were from where?
00:45:04I was from the real world.
00:45:06Listen.
00:45:07You're called.
00:45:07We will see you in the future.
00:45:09In 2024.
00:45:11I'm going to die in your heart.
00:45:12You're a kid.
00:45:14You're a kid.
00:45:17But I'm not a kid.
00:45:19I'm not a kid.
00:45:20I'm telling you,
00:45:21you're a kid at the wedding day.
00:45:23You'll be a kid.
00:45:27You'll be a kid.
00:45:28You can't be a kid.
00:45:29You're a kid, right?
00:45:30I have a kid.
00:45:31You don't have to die.
00:45:31So I'm here.
00:45:32You'll be a kid.
00:45:33You're a kid.
00:45:35I'm not a kid.
00:45:36You're not a kid.
00:45:36Why don't you love?
00:45:37You're a kid.
00:45:37You are a kid.
00:45:38You're a kid.
00:45:41When you put a dead spider in the book.
00:45:45I'm going to leave you alone.
00:45:47This is only you know yourself.
00:45:50After that, you don't have to admit it.
00:45:52It became your new disease.
00:45:55This is only you know.
00:45:58I'm going to leave you alone.
00:46:00How easy is it?
00:46:02My room is not in the area.
00:46:03I'm going to take a look.
00:46:05I'm going to leave you alone.
00:46:06I'm going to leave you alone.
00:46:06I'm going to leave you alone.
00:46:08I'm going to leave you alone.
00:46:20I'm going to leave you alone.
00:46:21Don't want to leave you alone.
00:46:22The door is closed.
00:46:24The door is closed.
00:46:25The door is closed.
00:46:26You need to be closed.
00:46:27This is not a difference.
00:46:29I'm going to leave you alone.
00:46:30If you could have been to the other side.
00:46:33I would think you would do more.
00:46:34There are people who have your name.
00:46:36Maybe you are the one I am.
00:46:39I'm wrong.
00:46:40I'm going to help you.
00:46:42But you are the one who has a life.
00:46:46Who would love you?
00:46:47Who would love you?
00:46:48You don't want to leave.
00:46:49They are not going to be closed.
00:46:51They are going to be closed.
00:46:54They are going to be closed.
00:46:55I'm not a mistake.
00:46:57It's a mistake.
00:46:59You are going to kill me.
00:46:59You hear me.
00:47:00I'm going to leave you alone.
00:47:05I'm going to leave you alone.
00:47:08I'm going to leave you alone.
00:47:12That's where you are.
00:47:14There is a place.
00:47:15There is a place.
00:47:17There is no distance.
00:47:18You can't keep me alone.
00:47:20You can't stop me.
00:47:30I'm going to leave you alone.
00:47:33You will be close to me.
00:47:36I will leave you alone.
00:47:38You can't stop me alone.
00:47:42I can't sleep.
00:47:43You can't sleep.
00:47:44I can't sleep.
00:47:44You can not sleep.
00:47:44I can't sleep.
00:47:47I'll be able to take the security guard.
00:47:49Without a photo of the air,
00:47:51If you say it really,
00:47:53then I'll be able to fight it.
00:47:57If you are not going to die,
00:47:59then you'll be able to go to your left.
00:48:10You're fine,
00:48:11you're not going to have a sore foot.
00:48:14I'm fine,
00:48:15but I'll have to eat.
00:48:17What do you want to eat?
00:48:18Tell me what you want.
00:48:19What do you want?
00:48:20Do you have something to buy?
00:48:21I just want to tell you what you want to eat.
00:48:24That's what I want to eat.
00:48:27It's the best to eat.
00:48:28Have you?
00:48:29What do you want?
00:48:30I don't know if you're going to do what you want.
00:48:32Just look at it.
00:48:35Are you hungry?
00:48:37I'm hungry.
00:48:38I'm hungry.
00:48:38I'm hungry.
00:48:39I'm hungry.
00:48:40I'm hungry.
00:48:42I'm hungry.
00:48:45This guy.
00:48:46I'm hungry.
00:48:48Look at this.
00:48:50It's a wild thing.
00:48:56You are hungry.
00:49:02What's the salt?
00:49:03What is the salt part of the dinner table?
00:49:04What is the salt part of the dinner table?
00:49:05How much?
00:49:06The salt part?
00:49:06It's not the thing at all time.
00:49:07You are hungry.
00:49:10Well.
00:49:11It's better.
00:49:12You're hungry.
00:49:13I said, it's not true.
00:49:14You guys didn't know what to happen.
00:49:16The car is hidden.
00:49:17The car is hidden.
00:49:18The car is hidden.
00:49:19I am the 2nd guy.
00:49:23At the car's that he's hidden.
00:49:25I was in the car in the car.
00:49:26The car is hidden.
00:49:28He was hidden.
00:49:29How did he get to that?
00:49:31How did he get to it?
00:49:31The car was hidden in my phone.
00:49:34The car was transferred to the officer.
00:49:35The both sides were the only part of the other side.
00:49:37Who is the one?
00:49:38The car is hidden.
00:49:39The car is hidden.
00:49:40The car is hidden.
00:49:41What are you talking about?
00:49:43What are you talking about?
00:49:45You don't even know what to do.
00:49:47You don't know what to do.
00:49:48I'm going to die.
00:49:50I'm going to die.
00:49:52I'm going to die.
00:49:59Right.
00:50:01You said you don't call him.
00:50:03What do you call him?
00:50:04I call him.
00:50:07That's how you call him.
00:50:09I call him.
00:50:10You have been my daughter.
00:50:11I call him.
00:50:13I was like a child.
00:50:13That's a great day.
00:50:17How could he be a boy?
00:50:21There's a boy.
00:50:23You are a boy.
00:50:26He has a boy.
00:50:27I was born in Hong Kong.
00:50:29I was a father.
00:50:30He was a college student.
00:50:31He was a father.
00:50:32He was born.
00:50:36He was a mother.
00:50:39只能回内地
00:50:40这就是豪门恩怨啊
00:50:42我们换好几个地方 珠海 中山 婉城
00:50:46每一次换的时候 都像进宫之鸟
00:50:49直到三年前搬来这里
00:50:52是因为那些一直追杀你的人吗
00:50:55到底是谁 非要置你于死地啊
00:50:58为了钱 父亲一直未婚 家族逼他连夜
00:51:01而我这个野种 如果不出意外挂掉
00:51:05就会分个马家家长
00:51:07虽然我是传书的 但这豪门夺敌 也太狗血了吧
00:51:13唉 也许这里也待不下去了
00:51:16下次你来 大概率就见不当我了
00:51:19那你父亲呢 他不管你们吗
00:51:22他为了逃婚 去了非洲
00:51:29就是这点 坦桑尼亚 穆索马
00:51:32地理不好是我的错
00:51:35但你们既然知道他在呢 怎么不去投办他呢
00:51:39不能去 去了就是送死
00:51:41好 好 你知道我为什么活着吗
00:51:43他们怕我分个马家家产
00:51:45但我黄宣发誓
00:51:48我以后一定要缔造一个比马家更庞大的商业帝国
00:51:50我要他们允设我
00:51:52这孩子 难怪以后能成为大佬
00:51:55我八岁的时候还在玩迷吧 人家已经在看国富论呢
00:51:59小马 请相信你 你一定可以的
00:52:07哎 任务完成 小马没死
00:52:12该回去了吧
00:52:13上次是怎么回去的 好像是小马倒在血泊里
00:52:17我扑上去 噢 不行 不行 不行 不能找他
00:52:23回去 回去
00:52:34绝了 算了 算了 我怕疼
00:52:42不会是卡bug了吧 都没个系统提示音嘛
00:52:45啊 啊 啊
00:52:46算了 既来之则安之吧
00:52:52还好没人查这屋 不过 我这算什么呀
00:53:05看哪里
00:53:07侯侯 衬人之威
00:53:10这叫兵不厌仗
00:53:12叫解 我就为你
00:53:14侯侯解
00:53:15乖 抓嘴
00:53:21看见没有 核心里一样
00:53:23放心吧 侯侯
00:53:25我以后一定能练出十块腹肌
00:53:27十块腹肌
00:53:29你以为自己是无功成精啊
00:53:33从今天开始
00:53:34以后每天加来两个小时
00:53:36这手抚育
00:53:37难怪以后是当大嫂的药
00:53:47老人疼
00:53:48小马 推荐本禁宝的
00:53:51百年孤独
00:53:54战章与和平
00:53:56国富论
00:53:57你别告诉我 这些你都赌完了
00:54:00都赌过了
00:54:01打扰了
00:54:03学霸的世界我不懂
00:54:07对了
00:54:11这些天怎么没接你陪你妈下去吃饭啊
00:54:12我每天早晨六点陪她晨跑
00:54:15那时你还在做梦
00:54:16但我没完
00:54:21你妈妈很美吧
00:54:26年轻时差不多像你这样
00:54:28年轻时差不多像你这样
00:54:31也不知道老马现在怎么样了
00:54:32侯侯 你在想谁
00:54:34侯侯 你在想谁
00:54:36我想回去了
00:54:37回去了
00:54:39留在这里不好吗
00:54:40可是我穿过来之前
00:54:42正在跟24岁的你在一起啊
00:54:44我要是不回去
00:54:45老马该寄疯了
00:54:46侯侯 你现在多少岁
00:54:48侯侯 你现在多少岁
00:54:48二十一啊
00:54:49二十一岁
00:54:50二十一岁
00:54:51那你十六年后变成三十七岁
00:54:52这河里吗
00:54:54穿越是洞灵的好吗
00:54:57那我24岁是长得帅吗
00:54:59帅 帅到人身共犯
00:55:04别动
00:55:09小马
00:55:12我是老马
00:55:16我睡了多久
00:55:17两小时
00:55:18清醒了吗
00:55:20我喝完了
00:55:23你回去休息吧
00:55:25好
00:55:35是梦吗
00:55:38可是触感太真实了
00:55:40我救了小马
00:55:41但想管帮还在追杀他
00:55:45老马
00:55:49你是怎么在狼王里活到现在的
00:55:53上次
00:55:55我倒在血泊里穿过去
00:55:56这次摸到血要穿回来
00:55:59重点是血
00:56:03上次最久
00:56:04没有穿过去
00:56:06难道要喝茅台
00:56:08对
00:56:09贵有贵的道理
00:56:10There's no way to go.
00:56:13Let's try to get the dog out of the house.
00:56:16Let's go.
00:56:18Let's go.
00:56:19Let's go.
00:56:23The dog.
00:56:26The dog.
00:56:36The dog.
00:56:40What kind of thing?
00:56:42You're so smart.
00:56:51What kind of thing is that?
00:56:57You're so smart.
00:56:59Who is this crazy?
00:57:01No.
00:57:03I'm a woman.
00:57:06I'm so smart.
00:57:07I'm not a girl.
00:57:11They're shadowed at me.
00:57:21I'm Mindy.
00:57:23What's that?
00:57:24This guy, how is that ?
00:57:25He was killing me.
00:57:27Yes.
00:57:28I was driving in the last night.
00:57:30I'm in the little way.
00:57:33How much is it ?
00:57:34Oh I bet that 300,000 thousand.
00:57:37I won't get that 300,000.
00:57:38I'm sorry.
00:57:40I'm really happy.
00:57:42I'm having a violent woman.
00:57:44This is what I like.
00:57:46It's not bad.
00:57:47I'm too scared of this.
00:57:51Don't worry about me.
00:57:57You're fine.
00:58:00I'm sorry.
00:58:02You're worried about me.
00:58:03There are people who are talking about you, saying you've been killed six years, and there's a picture.
00:58:08You've been killed?
00:58:09Who are you?
00:58:10I don't know.
00:58:12The important thing is that they've been hit by.
00:58:14But we're not sure.
00:58:15Hit it.
00:58:25Hit it.
00:58:27Hit it.
00:58:28Hit it.
00:58:29Hit it.
00:58:30Hit it.
00:58:30Hit it.
00:58:30Hit it.
00:58:31Hit it.
00:58:31Hit it.
00:58:31Hit it.
00:58:31Hit it.
00:58:32Hit it.
00:58:32Hit it.
00:58:33Hit it.
00:58:36Hit it.
00:58:38Hit it.樊老师
00:58:38.起床了吗
00:58:39?看见我站热搜了吧
00:58:47?有什么想法?别急。可能不是他。等等看。舆论会转向。不是高杨之。那还有谁
00:58:56?不对啊。我天不怕地不怕。怎么老马一说话
00:59:01,我就慌了。人果然还是不能有钱的。
00:59:02要是真受死吗?我和老马还有未来吗?
00:59:13我和老马还有未来吗?令叔。不是压下去了吗
00:59:16?谁在搞我
00:59:20?IP神是在国外黑可干的。这样是不是翻墨?
00:59:22网报自己对他有什么好处?我也怀疑是他报复。昨天我和他
00:59:31,闹了点矛盾。但是他这样自黑
00:59:32,到底有什么好处?
00:59:47把卡给答案。潜能解决的事情别好感情。多玩这骑赶紧车。行。为什么?
00:59:53高养纸。六个品牌方刚才发行了。两个小时不成青
00:59:58,就节约索赔。成青
01:00:00?照片是真的?怎么成青
01:00:09?这就,塌了。天道好轮回。
01:00:12哎呀,打儿
01:00:18,别抽了。这烟都能熏腊肉了。老爷子怎么说
01:00:20?上早,等高养纸公司处理。一个小时
01:00:34,能处理个屁。生脑在我旁边一说。打儿
01:00:35,技术库确认照片没批
01:00:38,是高养纸
01:00:39,是黑客端了高养纸云端。
01:00:45高养纸这个混角,害死猫子了。立刻官宣
01:00:48,解除高养纸和樊某的合作关系
01:00:56,我要起居宝帅。可惜了。大儿
01:00:58,樊主,快看。亚马逊名于野兽杯几些赛。这陈年就了的事
01:01:05,有什么用?不是,你看时间啊。八脑死
01:01:09,五月二十日上午十点,
01:01:12也就是本期时间晚上十点。跟游轮艳照
01:01:14,同一时间。他会分身
01:01:15?不对,那照片是假的
01:01:19,有人在搞鬼。快
01:01:22,马上通知公关部
01:01:26,我要这张照片登上热搜。五分钟之内
01:01:27,我要看到他等顶。
01:01:47我过来了。我过来了。
01:01:49收集,对吧。照片明明是真的。怎么变成假的
01:01:59?凡我
01:02:00,秋极,是马学黄。只有他能稳责正确。啊
01:02:11,扯平了。
01:02:13I'm not going to go.
01:02:16Let's go for you.
01:02:19See you.
01:02:20We're all fine.
01:02:21But we're going to take a break.
01:02:23We're going to pay $20,000.
01:02:24If we're going to take a break.
01:02:26We're going to take a break.
01:02:26What?
01:02:27What are you talking about?
01:02:30Why don't you take a break?
01:02:31Why don't you take a break?
01:02:49I'm not sure how much I can count on it.
01:02:52I didn't care about you.
01:02:55Not much.
01:02:55You're watching me.
01:02:56You're not really happy.
01:03:01The video's on the radio, where is it?
01:03:03From where you are.
01:03:05The video was worth checking.
01:03:05To check from the rest of the day.
01:03:06To check from the rest of the day?
01:03:06That was my...
01:03:08The one I'm seeingstiring of now.
01:03:10Those are the same.
01:03:17二生 有我咋?
01:03:23二生 我不是怕热水
01:03:25也不是怕光阳之
01:03:27二生 到底是书穿我 还是我纯书啊?
01:03:36各位老臣 就在刚刚 我们经历了一场
01:03:41今天没机 别有用心之辈 造谣抹黑 手段卑劣 用心显格 简直是丧心闭狂 这说明什么 说明我们今天火呀 火到了招人 恩 哥 把烂踏子说什么寻找 在此 我对盟约的嘉宾表示慰问 但是这事也给我们提了个心 要做大喜丽人 明大德 守宫
01:04:11光头 终于过去了 吃个正能量宫关 真不厉害 为了迷雾形象 为了发扬爱 我们今天的任务是 敬老怨宫一 每人一千斤斤斤 努力无自行 导演 我有个建议 新老师请你讲 分开买不好分派 不如大家凑点一出来 有多少老人买多少钱 这样显得我难解 嗯 好 好
01:04:38出发
01:04:46大远 水温 水温 还合适吗 合适 要不要 再给你加点热水 轻点 别搓破皮 你懂什么呀 我洗的不是脚 是人设
01:05:00Oh
01:05:02Oh
01:05:02Oh
01:05:03Oh
01:05:03Oh
01:05:03Oh
01:05:04Oh
01:05:04Oh
01:05:04Oh
01:05:04Oh
01:05:04Oh
01:05:05Oh
01:05:32My name is Jairo of
01:05:33So I'll make to the hospital
01:05:35The hospital is in the same place
01:05:37To help advance its work
01:05:4150 and some
01:05:4220.000 feet
01:05:44information
01:05:47I'll do that
01:05:48I'll do that
01:05:49Where is zero
01:05:50How about
01:05:50How about
01:05:50That's what
01:05:53What happened
01:05:53What happened
01:05:54I didn't
01:05:55This was
01:05:56It's called
01:05:57One
01:05:57See
01:05:58Yes, it's bad for me.
01:06:07Forentials, all the facilities and equipment...
01:06:10I'm doing so much.
01:06:11Oh, thank you.
01:06:13How do I make this cool?
01:06:17I don't know where you can't go.
01:06:19What is that?
01:06:20I'm raising five thousand.
01:06:21Choose the green tree of the Lord for you.
01:06:23The one who needs to know is what I need.
01:06:27I don't have a house, clothes, clothes, clothes, clothes.
01:06:30Then I'll have a house for 50 people.
01:06:33I'll have a house for 50 people.
01:06:34Let's sit here.
01:06:3550 people.
01:06:36What is this?
01:06:37How are you doing this?
01:06:38But I...
01:06:40Let's go to this point.
01:06:42Let's go.
01:06:43Let's go.
01:06:43Let's go.
01:06:45In the U.S.
01:06:46The U.S.
01:06:47The U.S.
01:06:47The U.S.
01:06:47The U.S.
01:06:48The U.S.
01:06:48The U.S.
01:06:49The U.S.
01:06:51The U.S.
01:06:52The U.S.
01:06:52The U.S.
01:06:53Is there any chance of Who I got involved?
01:06:58Is the U.S.
01:07:00The U.S.
01:07:00The U.S.
01:07:01Who will help me out?
01:07:07I want to forgive Ms.
01:07:09I want to forgive you,
01:07:11but I'm afraid he won't lie.
01:07:13He's my hardest�سperience.
01:07:15You can ask me?
01:07:16Sure.
01:07:17这种事你得自己去
01:07:20谢了
01:07:23樊老师
01:07:25耽误你两分钟
01:07:27有事
01:07:27樊老师
01:07:28对不起
01:07:30都过去了
01:07:32我以后不会再这样
01:07:35也没有以后了
01:07:41凤鸣是你
01:07:43收下吧
01:07:44不然的话
01:07:45我良心会不安的
01:07:47远主的证明
01:07:49让你过去
01:07:50也行吗
01:07:52行吗
01:07:54承训你
01:07:55好不信我承认
01:08:03谢谢
01:08:04谢谢
01:08:07厚格迪
01:08:08明天露言
01:08:12是王伙术文旅大会主题演出
01:08:13不是说随机会随机会什么
01:08:15说不是说随机会什么
01:08:16优胜者
01:08:17直接被评为
01:08:18自由推广大使
01:08:20这么坑人吗
01:08:21早到了才有惊喜
01:08:23我的妙妙就是真实的反应
01:08:25可是搞随机抽取表演
01:08:27你是杀了我吧
01:08:28嫌我们不够疯是吧
01:08:31想全体发电
01:08:32算的
01:08:33领导都在
01:08:34免杂了
01:08:35多的是节目主题
01:08:36我的脸
01:08:38早就丢到亮和波去了
01:08:40正常提前一晚抽签
01:08:42每天准备时间
01:08:43行
01:08:45抽签
01:08:46抽签结果已定
01:08:48各位
01:08:50对自己的死法还满意吗
01:08:53民歌演唱
01:08:54还好不是五台阶
01:08:56大杂混
01:08:57是让我去炒菜吗
01:08:59网友偷的
01:09:01要不您和图老师换
01:09:05满意
01:09:06不换
01:09:07凡老师呢
01:09:08伺候
01:09:09脱口息好
01:09:10行
01:09:11行我不敢管
01:09:13干碗了就成了
01:09:16脱口息讲什么呀
01:09:18讲我怎么在厕所穿约
01:09:24老板
01:09:25老板
01:09:26救命
01:09:26梅丽丝
01:09:29不如讲讲
01:09:30黄狗树
01:09:33是搞黄色
01:09:34还是搞颜色
01:09:36有意思
01:09:43侯侯
01:09:44你去哪儿了
01:09:46你怎么一声扑空就走了呀
01:09:50是小马做错什么了吗
01:09:51侯侯
01:09:52你们回来看
01:09:53小马
01:09:57侯侯
01:10:00快来救我
01:10:05侯侯
01:10:06侯侯
01:10:07侯侯
01:10:16侯侯
01:10:18The letter is written, the letter is fine.
01:10:21We'll see you soon.
01:10:28What do you think of the cup?
01:10:29The cup of tea is a cup of tea.
01:10:32The cup of tea is a cup of tea.
01:10:33The cup of tea is not a cup of tea.
01:10:35The cup is so good.
01:10:37I'll take a look at the cup of tea.
01:10:46The cup is so good.
01:10:49What?
01:10:51What?
01:10:52You're here.
01:10:53How is it a cup of tea?
01:10:57I'm coming back.
01:10:58The cup is a cup of tea.
01:11:01The cup is a cup of tea.
01:11:03The cup is so good.
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:06You...
01:11:07You've got a cup of tea.
01:11:09How does it look like a cup of tea?
01:11:11It doesn't look like a cup of tea.
01:11:13One day?
01:11:14Four days?
01:11:15Four days?
01:11:15Four days?
01:11:17Four days?
01:11:19It's too late.
01:11:22Why are you still wearing a cup of tea?
01:11:26Don't worry.
01:11:27Hurry up.
01:11:27I'll take a look.
01:11:28I'll take a look.
01:11:29I'll take a look.
01:11:36This is not a cup of tea.
01:11:38Is it not a cup of tea?
01:11:39Is it a cup of tea?
01:11:42This is a gas tank.
01:11:45It's a cop of tea.
01:11:46What a cup of tea.
01:11:47How did you go from here?
01:11:48If you showed us, you'd have to pick up the cup.
01:11:52The cup is B2.
01:11:54Do you even remember to put the cup in there?
01:11:56The cup was like a cup of tea.
01:11:59Do you look as pink as aucagon?
01:11:59I'm feeling like.
01:12:01What?
01:12:05What?
01:12:06He was looking for the car in the car.
01:12:09He found out that the car was a slave.
01:12:11He was a slave.
01:12:12What did he do?
01:12:19His father was in the car.
01:12:23He was a liar.
01:12:25He was a liar.
01:12:26He was a liar.
01:12:26He was a liar.
01:12:28There's a guy.
01:12:29He's a guy.
01:12:30He's a guy.
01:12:32How do you think that guy is a man?
01:12:35Don't look at the guy is a little old man.
01:12:37He's a man.
01:12:41He's a man.
01:12:42On the other hand, we came to this one.
01:12:45We had a few times to get back to our money.
01:12:47He's a man.
01:12:52He's a man.
01:12:54少爷啊,是侯小姐来了吗?
01:12:57你快去逗逗
01:12:58算了,既然都被发现了,那就干脆去会会这个高手
01:13:08这个样子,胆子不小
01:13:10齐伯,侯侯是好人
01:13:15在下齐伯
01:13:16我叫樊沫
01:13:18樊沫,你不是叫侯侯吗?
01:13:22侯侯是小名,是行走江湖,不得有个小亮的名啊?
01:13:28樊小姐,我感觉很奇怪,你是怎么进入少爷的房间的?
01:13:36我一直守在楼下,一只苍蝇,都放不进来
01:13:41我也很好奇,齐博士怎么知道,我叫侯侯的
01:13:48其实早几年在鹏城,我就发现了
01:13:50那个时候,少爷突然犯量大增,说是搞锻炼
01:13:55我在房间,听到两个人的声音
01:13:58那你当时怎么不抓我?
01:14:01那几天,少爷很开心
01:14:04而且我也发现,你没有什么恶意
01:14:07所以啊,睁一只眼,闭一只眼
01:14:10只是可惜啊
01:14:12可惜什么?
01:14:18可惜啊,你走了之后啊,少爷就一直大病发烧啊,可血不止
01:14:25还一直喊侯侯,还说什么穿越,我以为他叫你
01:14:30你,必姓侯
01:14:32别说了
01:14:34大国手啊,说他是心病
01:14:36夫人已经准备叫二爷回来,见最后一面
01:14:41后来呢?
01:14:42后来直到有一天半夜,少爷合着血坐起来
01:14:47但眼里有光,说侯侯回来了
01:14:51这难道是,我梦里抱他那次?
01:14:56其实,我这些年来一直在研究穿越
01:15:00我本不相信
01:15:02但是,你凭空出现
01:15:05坏下痛快,给个痛快
01:15:08你是人,还是鬼
01:15:12七伯,你就当我是穿越来的吧
01:15:19七伯,小马为什么只叫母亲,不叫妈妈
01:15:22这也太生分了
01:15:24唉,夫人当年以为可以母凭子贵
01:15:29结果被赶出了香港,从此就抑郁了
01:15:33那就更跟和儿子一起了呀
01:15:35少爷两岁时,夫人发病了
01:15:39抱着少爷,跳海了
01:15:42投海
01:15:43幸亏就是快呀
01:15:45但从此以后,少爷就不肯叫他妈妈了
01:15:51这里多大的心意
01:15:53那后来呢,夫人病好了吗?
01:15:56我是心里一生出生
01:16:00以前在香港得罪了人
01:16:04是怕二爷把我从监狱里捞了出来
01:16:05让我当了管家
01:16:07这些年来,我一直在给夫人治病
01:16:10现在基本正常了
01:16:12只是不能再受刺激
01:16:15既然是皇家,那小马三年起离场地
01:16:18您怎么没治好?
01:16:21少爷太聪明了
01:16:23看穿了所有的疗法
01:16:25头痛,可血
01:16:27昏睡时啊,总说猴猴救我
01:16:31根本不配合呀
01:16:33真是脏命
01:16:35范小姐
01:16:38范小姐
01:16:38你还走吗?
01:16:40你一走
01:16:41她的命啊,就真悬了
01:16:44我不走了
01:16:46但是,我这黑户
01:16:51我有办法
01:16:58姑爷啊,来见见
01:17:01这位是范老师
01:17:03少爷请了家教,同胞
01:17:07范老师好
01:17:09姑爷好
01:17:10范老师,好年轻啊,真漂亮
01:17:13范老师是高材生,离家比较远
01:17:17少爷说了,这个假期,范老师就住在家里
01:17:21哦
01:17:22你啊,来少爷隔壁的房间收拾一下
01:17:27好嘞
01:17:29范老师,带着少爷上课去吧
01:17:34走
01:17:42住隔壁啊
01:17:44怎么
01:17:44欣远啊
01:17:46西波那是为你好,男女受受不亲都不
01:17:49哦
01:17:50哦,对了
01:17:51既然我是你干教
01:17:53总得教不了
01:17:54说吧,你想学什么
01:17:57你会什么
01:17:58我会的可多了
01:18:00跑步,健身,里外生存
01:18:02还有呢
01:18:03范老师算不算
01:18:06怪不得你教我
01:18:08笑屁啊,范老师很重要的
01:18:10关键是可能保命
01:18:11行了
01:18:12只要是你教的我都选
01:18:15但我只有晚饭后半小时时间
01:18:17半小时?
01:18:19谁规定的?
01:18:20我自己
01:18:22这小孩自律的可怕
01:18:25那你有什么娱乐活动吗?
01:18:27打台球吗?
01:18:28自己跟自己打,没对手
01:18:29真,妥了
01:18:31那就急我这单点
01:18:32让你见识一下,什么叫斯诺克女皇?
01:18:35真的
01:18:36完了
01:18:37口皮吹出去了
01:18:39死我了
01:18:40这个12岁的小屁孩
01:18:44这个12岁的小屁孩
01:18:47老师
01:18:48这不成绩啊
01:18:50是狼狗出绩啊
01:18:53这动作我没教过呀
01:18:57狼假教的基础
01:19:01以后娱乐圈的小鲜肉还怎么会啊
01:19:03来
01:19:05来
01:19:05东西基础的
01:19:06一会儿再去游车
01:19:08将你游泳的小鲜肉
01:19:09我怕水
01:19:10以前狼假教过我游泳
01:19:12但是
01:19:13我一靠近水就停了
01:19:15怕水没事啊
01:19:19咱们先练习基础的东西
01:19:20到时候
01:19:21我烦解猜
01:19:22啥都不怕
01:19:23你要干什么
01:19:24这几天
01:19:26姐姐帮你偷命
01:19:27我们先在路地上
01:19:29练习练习基础动作
01:19:30你这个病啊
01:19:32必须得治
01:19:33这被我练好了
01:19:34这被我练好了
01:19:36这被我练好了
01:19:36这被我练成了
01:19:37这被我练成了
01:19:38这被我练成了
01:19:38来
01:19:40跟我一起啊
01:19:41身体脑腎
01:19:42别紧张
01:19:42一
01:19:43二
01:19:45三
01:19:48错了
01:19:50比我想的厉害多了
01:19:54还是年轻好啊
01:19:55七管家
01:19:59这樊小姐看起来不像普通家教吧
01:20:01她是学什么转业呢
01:20:03嘘
01:20:06樊老师学的是心理学
01:20:10但这个千万不能让少爷知道了
01:20:14樊老师是专门治心病的吧
01:20:19但愿樊小姐这次
01:20:22真能拔了她的那根刺了
01:20:31樊厚
01:20:32你知道我为什么怕水吗
01:20:34腻过水
01:20:37我两岁的时候母亲带我跳海
01:20:39是因为天使姐姐救了我吗
01:20:41天使姐姐
01:20:43应该不会是我穿得久了吧
01:20:46这还在闭环呢
01:20:48樊厚
01:20:49我记得你
01:20:50那位天使姐姐就是你
01:20:51小屁孩记性这么好
01:20:54三岁之前不是没记忆吗
01:20:57喝尽灵魂的记忆忘不掉
01:21:01看着我的眼睛
01:21:02我告诉你啊
01:21:05未来的你现在正在跟我一起在海里游泳
01:21:07真的
01:21:08那当然了
01:21:09游的比喻还快
01:21:10还叫我牵水呢
01:21:12我不怕
01:21:14我可以的
01:21:16我小学有了
01:21:17春天守在身边
01:21:19克服自己的恐惧
01:21:21不然要一辈子的攻击
01:21:22不怕了
01:21:24怕
01:21:25但我更讨厌逃避的自己
01:21:28好
01:21:28那明天开始
01:21:30特训
01:21:34看我的
01:21:34好消息 好消息
01:21:36我也是村库克皇家交情赛
01:21:40丁俊辉
01:21:42这时候还是带背头呢
01:21:44你认识啊
01:21:46咱方便认识吧
01:21:48咱方便认识吧
01:21:48奥沙利文 塞尔比都会来
01:21:52那我要看丁主任和火箭那场
01:21:53火箭
01:21:56火箭
01:21:57一个月后
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