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Lucifer's Bride
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:14Please.
00:02:15My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:29he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you you're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:52me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:57have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:05i can topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:30on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:05:34best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:02methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:21that's correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the correct
00:06:27that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:33she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the
00:06:40only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james
00:06:47come
00:06:48put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:53will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be
00:07:20ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:32ew she even brought a filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing
00:07:39is your companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i
00:08:09know a
00:08:10gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:28disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now
00:08:36let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head mounted
00:09:03on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only
00:09:10here to repay
00:09:10your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
00:09:19different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
00:09:27hero to you
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:34this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:41who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:47marrying a
00:09:48penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her even
00:09:54if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from the
00:10:00lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay what's happening what are we doing
00:10:33the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:40do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient
00:10:44are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:10:52peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphic yeah right i mean no way you
00:10:59got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have
00:11:05the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so so you think that this this
00:11:28crummy
00:11:28walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless
00:11:35asylum
00:11:35where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve
00:11:40this
00:11:40medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but
00:11:47lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:11:59and again
00:12:00there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphic oh and of course none of you
00:12:06have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:13peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:18lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:26be
00:12:26homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
00:12:34me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
00:12:42so
00:12:42she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:49diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:13:07an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me and i'm about
00:13:12to walk all over your medical licensees then let's have a bet if you can't heal him break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:35your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry i got this
00:13:48it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:13son i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly
00:14:36113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad
00:14:43that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness
00:14:50secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral
00:14:56character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i
00:15:13promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you wanna see real pain where's
00:15:19the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:58lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
00:16:05medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:12antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she skinning blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:16:37can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked
00:16:50for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say
00:16:56you
00:16:56want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my
00:17:01the way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:10general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:22alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:29all right all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:37so
00:18:05so
00:18:13so
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39Armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what
00:18:47I would do if I was that poor and then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of
00:18:51the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we
00:18:59have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you shitting
00:19:08me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder that is general you have to go in and stop this now you're right
00:19:19that's it I'm shutting down this clown show right now James let's go yes sir oh my I told you
00:19:35all to
00:19:36stay out this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:56I'm gonna save him myself
00:20:02you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:09I know what this is this is the dark witch I've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh I'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:22takes my son James get the SWAT team yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness help me I just want something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the SWAT team is here Captain Morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch I need you to do whatever you
00:21:21can to tear down that door rest assured General Armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:33right he writes the wrong
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake I'm saving you
00:21:50saving me by bathing with me
00:21:53who are you a fucking spy talk I swear to god I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:05I will never
00:22:06I will really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look I don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26all right but it is a biological fact a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:33and her breasts science okay just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:40you're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and I'm not professional
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:46Captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're on the stair
00:22:55aim
00:22:58get him boys
00:22:59get him
00:23:01fire
00:23:05fire
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00:23:07fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:09fire
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00:23:13fire
00:23:14fire
00:23:21those
00:23:21avocails
00:23:22how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:26i told you this is dark magic
00:23:28of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:31no
00:23:31i believe miss tricksy is a good
00:23:33person
00:23:34She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the Goddess Healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:01Wait, this homeless girl is maybe the Goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the Goddess.
00:24:10No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:42It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:40Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my God.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:02The big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:11Crap.
00:27:12Oh my God.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh, shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a cure.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:52Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait, no, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:19angel, and I.
00:29:23The goddess healer.
00:29:53Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:54I've learned a lot of words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:03I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry, I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:11She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander's job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:53No, she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:58Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:05She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable
00:32:13-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:26But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:54And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:59So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years.
00:33:47And it was a complete waste of my life.
00:33:50When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:17Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:53I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:11You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game, I got street credit I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:05You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:30I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:33Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:22And that's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:26You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right,
00:38:32who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:44You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:48She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:53When Huff, when nobody steps on Snake,
00:38:56Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean...
00:39:04we broadcast...
00:39:05that video of you?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:37Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:49while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:56she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:00Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:10We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:28Woo!
00:40:29Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we getting married,
00:40:35but in just one hour,
00:40:37my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham.
00:40:50Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:40:58but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:00I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:03have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you the contract herself.
00:41:12It's an honor.
00:41:13That's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:21Let the wedding begin.
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:50You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Uh, this is our, uh, entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:10You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:13You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two
00:42:21for the last three years?
00:42:22What evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now
00:42:32to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She's like...
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:42Butch already cut ties with his ex,
00:42:44but she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:47that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me.
00:42:50This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps from us,
00:42:56the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel all high and mighty now,
00:43:01but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07Oh, my God.
00:43:08Oh, my God.
00:43:09Oh, my God.
00:43:11You giving me the contract?
00:43:13You have no skills,
00:43:15no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:18so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:19to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me a billion-dollar contract?
00:43:24We both share humble beginnings, Marissa,
00:43:27and I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore now
00:43:35just because I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal our frontline spinsters for fun.
00:43:42Damn right.
00:43:44You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:43:58in front of everyone.
00:43:59She'll make her stop.
00:44:00Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:03blood-sucking leech.
00:44:04I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone for me, Butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man,
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough!
00:44:16You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:18Your moral posturing.
00:44:20But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you lame girls
00:44:24feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you
00:44:27over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:31You're just all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:48Oh my God.
00:44:53Is that the billion-dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us
00:44:59all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:05Don't worry.
00:45:06This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts
00:45:19to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:32Do you want to, uh, I don't know,
00:45:34beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:46You misunderstand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be a deep pocket
00:46:05and invest in baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional.
00:46:15And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince Charming
00:46:20will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:24Lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave
00:46:26until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:36We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years
00:47:05after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured the incurable General,
00:47:21then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's nice.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28You show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone,
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first female president
00:47:56of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:02like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor!
00:48:08Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born on a silver spoon,
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:28But I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:30which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:32To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting than you
00:48:42standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows?
00:48:46If you've already started offering sexual services,
00:48:50well then,
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother will never take you back.
00:48:56No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:49:00But make me happy,
00:49:01and I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:15How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:17I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:20Oh, boss, I had to do something.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:25not even the goddess of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you.
00:49:29Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:34Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here,
00:49:40or I'll pop so many holes in you,
00:49:42the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:49could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet,
00:49:57but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:58You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:00Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party,
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out,
00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:12Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:23This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:39It's...
00:50:40It's...
00:50:50Who the hell is this?
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No, I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um,
00:51:02when did I become your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:07Remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:16not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:37Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:43No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:47She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look, man.
00:52:00I know Trixie is like, uh, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:03Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:13Ow!
00:52:14A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind,
00:52:40so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major!
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:49I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:08Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:22With a bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:28since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to piss them off some more.
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:43What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:04Trixie, I have never met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:19or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:32Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:34So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million,
00:54:40previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:51which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56Must be pennies.
00:54:57They already spent their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Lysander, I really don't care for any of it.
00:55:04Look, I know.
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:15well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:32Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:41But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore,
00:55:48will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes,
00:55:58I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple here
00:56:22is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:50that my brother
00:56:51is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if
00:57:04like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:07would propose to a homeless prostitute
00:57:09like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically controlled
00:57:12the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone from
00:57:17the lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:22actors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy
00:57:24your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch of
00:57:29piss poor people do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your
00:57:33poor people bad luck.
00:57:34She wishes
00:57:35she could blame
00:57:36her low status on
00:57:37bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:38she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly
00:57:43unmarried.
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them myself,
00:57:53but...
00:57:54I'll let you do
00:57:55all the heavy lifting.
00:57:56Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:03Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:04Yes, hello,
00:58:05this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt
00:58:07Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:12Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:14and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was the call, Sasuke?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50Evaporated.
00:58:51It's a thin air.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What is your deal?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:01you said you're
00:59:02the secretary of health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:04said that the Armstrong family
00:59:06owns the entire
00:59:06global stock market.
00:59:07Could that be
00:59:08how they bankrupted
00:59:09Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:14you're
00:59:14really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful man
00:59:19in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's married
00:59:21the famed war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl wants
00:59:25and every man wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:31losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:38It's awesome.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:47I know why
00:59:48you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military for so long,
00:59:51you don't know
00:59:51what a real woman
00:59:52can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:56a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands
01:00:00for me
01:00:01or I'll have them
01:00:02removed for you?
01:00:07I would never be
01:00:08interested in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:11and wicked
01:00:12as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just
01:00:18trying to save the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Okay,
01:00:24you don't want me?
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you
01:00:29a room full of
01:00:30pageant winners
01:00:31at 18 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that
01:00:41so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa,
01:00:47not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:52but now you'd sell
01:00:53out other innocent girls
01:00:55just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now,
01:01:01everything that I've
01:01:02ever given you to,
01:01:03I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're impostors.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with the president
01:01:18and she said
01:01:19your contract
01:01:19is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess healer
01:01:23herself.
01:01:24So we won't
01:01:25go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric
01:01:28and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:30approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products?
01:01:33Yes,
01:01:34that's the highest honor
01:01:35anyone can have
01:01:36in the field of health
01:01:37and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto
01:01:39is,
01:01:40the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:42the left leave the wrong,
01:01:43the left.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never
01:01:48let your company
01:01:49go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly handsome
01:01:57motherfucker over here
01:01:59isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares
01:02:01who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products,
01:02:05who cares about
01:02:06this washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs,
01:02:08break his arms,
01:02:09no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:11explicit permission
01:02:12to call upon
01:02:13secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma,
01:02:37Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:52and would never
01:02:53break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:00just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid
01:03:02for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiance really
01:03:06is an incredible woman.
01:03:07She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:16General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother
01:03:19is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly
01:03:22saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:28it's twice the crime
01:03:29is stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:34with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:40I can tell that
01:03:41this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:43a lot of trouble.
01:03:44But I promise
01:03:45that I'll get it resolved
01:03:46and we can focus
01:03:47on taking down
01:03:47your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest
01:03:51me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiance.
01:03:55You don't get
01:03:55to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:23If you can.
01:05:02If you can.
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:14Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written
01:05:25all over you,
01:05:26Lysander.
01:05:28Grandma.
01:05:31Meet my new fiance.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better
01:05:39than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew
01:05:41you'd find
01:05:42someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always
01:05:46been so much better
01:05:47than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining
01:05:49star in the sky
01:05:51and Marissa's
01:05:52like a roach
01:05:52in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling
01:05:55now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out
01:05:56with insults
01:05:57from my side,
01:05:57right, fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections,
01:06:10no power,
01:06:11you can't compete
01:06:12against me
01:06:12even if you have
01:06:13one guy on your side
01:06:13who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable
01:06:15to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using
01:06:18defenseless lives
01:06:19as your shield
01:06:19because you know
01:06:20we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul
01:06:55in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care
01:07:04what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her
01:07:06make a fool of me
01:07:07at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you
01:07:23from messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie
01:07:25and her family
01:07:25and get out of here.
01:07:26We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself
01:07:28to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon,
01:07:30you and your brother
01:07:31are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let
01:07:34your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Rite re-rides the world.
01:07:55Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting
01:07:59the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:00Is she
01:08:01the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See,
01:08:10I knew that you
01:08:11were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just
01:08:15an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me
01:08:16on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average
01:08:21homeless girl
01:08:22in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably
01:08:23holding out a super magnet
01:08:25that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not
01:08:26care for glory,
01:08:28I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch,
01:08:31not only have you
01:08:32betrayed me,
01:08:33but now you've
01:08:34hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:36I will make you
01:08:36both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you
01:08:38to judge me
01:08:39for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:46I'm gonna show you
01:08:47how the elite
01:08:48can trail board
01:08:48you little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross
01:08:52the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04What the hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line
01:09:07between life
01:09:09and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that
01:09:10extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit
01:09:13it looks pretty good,
01:09:14but I'll die
01:09:15before I believe
01:09:16that's magic.
01:09:18You're not
01:09:18the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has
01:09:22many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but
01:09:25a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line
01:09:28and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left
01:09:34leaves the wrong
01:09:36for rest.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this
01:09:51the line between
01:09:51life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were
01:09:53just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's
01:10:00happening.
01:10:01Stop.
01:10:02Stop.
01:10:07Stop.
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No, Bob.
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14What did you do
01:10:15to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother
01:10:18just didn't want
01:10:19to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you
01:10:22take him to the U.R.
01:10:23if you don't want
01:10:23your wedding
01:10:24to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:27Major.
01:10:28Are you not
01:10:29going to help
01:10:29your own brother?
01:10:30How was he
01:10:31able to cross the line?
01:10:32See,
01:10:33this must be
01:10:33an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure
01:10:38of heart
01:10:38can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody
01:10:40take my brother
01:10:41to the hospital,
01:10:41please?
01:10:42Please.
01:10:43Please.
01:10:43Please.
01:10:45Please.
01:10:46Please.
01:10:49You're so sore
01:10:50I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go
01:10:51and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us
01:10:54first.
01:10:55At first,
01:10:56I was really hurt
01:10:57by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come
01:10:59to realize
01:10:59your true colors
01:11:01are that of a snake
01:11:02and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa,
01:11:03thanks for taking
01:11:04this little life
01:11:05from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself
01:11:08for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone
01:11:11would want to marry you
01:11:12when you've got
01:11:12nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear
01:11:16odd and crazy
01:11:18clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead,
01:11:26Trixie gets a
01:11:27handsome
01:11:27and protective
01:11:28husband.
01:11:30You can daydream
01:11:31all you want
01:11:31now, Trixie,
01:11:32but when the
01:11:32presidential contract
01:11:33arrives,
01:11:34it'll hit you
01:11:35like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing
01:11:37but an ugly phony
01:11:38and I'm the queen
01:11:39of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you
01:11:42how it is I
01:11:42who has everything
01:11:43you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing
01:11:45on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president
01:11:51to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:58Madam President,
01:11:59I require
01:12:00your assistance.
01:12:01Yes,
01:12:02we'll be there
01:12:02immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend
01:12:12to call
01:12:12the first woman
01:12:13president of the
01:12:14United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you
01:12:16were cheap,
01:12:16but I didn't know
01:12:17you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad
01:12:19I dumped you
01:12:20for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic,
01:12:22Trixie.
01:12:23As Secretary
01:12:23to remind everyone
01:12:24how I have
01:12:25the presidential
01:12:25contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham
01:12:27is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone
01:12:28with the president
01:12:29earlier.
01:12:30Only the most
01:12:30important people
01:12:31have Madam President's
01:12:32direct line.
01:12:33You hear that,
01:12:35everyone?
01:12:35There is no way
01:12:37low-life Trixie
01:12:38could have called
01:12:39the president
01:12:39by herself.
01:12:41She's just
01:12:42a desperate phony
01:12:43who doesn't get
01:12:44enough male attention,
01:12:44so she's come here
01:12:45to play up
01:12:46her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:47My granddaughter
01:12:48would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time
01:12:51just to heal
01:12:52someone's wound,
01:12:53only the goddess
01:12:54healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really
01:12:56the goddess healer?
01:13:05First,
01:13:06your boy toy actor
01:13:07pretends to be
01:13:07the war hero
01:13:08General Lysander
01:13:09Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you,
01:13:10Trixie,
01:13:11are pretending
01:13:11to be the goddess
01:13:12healer who gave
01:13:12me my presidential
01:13:13contract?
01:13:14Is this how
01:13:15the working class
01:13:16think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized
01:13:19how delusional
01:13:20they were.
01:13:21You can only dream
01:13:22of what you can
01:13:23never have
01:13:23while we rub
01:13:24our riches
01:13:25and privilege
01:13:26in their faces.
01:13:27Look,
01:13:27I don't know
01:13:28what circus school
01:13:29you went to,
01:13:29but you trying
01:13:30to make me jealous,
01:13:31Trixie,
01:13:31it ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just
01:13:33fake the...
01:13:36Yeah,
01:13:37but goddess healing
01:13:38power is legendary.
01:13:39It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie,
01:13:42you're an angel,
01:13:43but the goddess healing
01:13:45is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal
01:13:48her identity
01:13:49just to punish her ex,
01:13:50won't her followers
01:13:51be furious
01:13:51and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie,
01:13:56look,
01:13:57I believe you.
01:13:58You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're
01:14:01a goddess or not,
01:14:02you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens,
01:14:05you are a goddess
01:14:06to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against,
01:14:08do you know?
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17The vice president
01:14:18arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause
01:14:35ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General
01:14:41Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait,
01:14:43what?
01:14:44He's actually
01:14:45General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no.
01:14:48We've been through
01:14:48this already once,
01:14:50okay?
01:14:50Right,
01:14:50Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor
01:14:53Trixie hired
01:14:54pulled this weird
01:14:55stunt
01:14:55to try to
01:14:56bankrupt me,
01:14:57but you already
01:14:58confirmed with
01:14:58Madame President
01:14:59that I got the
01:15:00contract coming
01:15:01still, right?
01:15:01Yes.
01:15:02We all thought
01:15:03he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is
01:15:06you're the war hero,
01:15:08General Lysander
01:15:09Armstrong,
01:15:10and how dare you
01:15:11crash Miss Wickham's
01:15:12wedding?
01:15:12The moment you
01:15:14wake up,
01:15:14you fall under
01:15:15this vixen spell,
01:15:17and now you're
01:15:17attacking one of
01:15:18the most important
01:15:19allies to the
01:15:20president?
01:15:20He is the
01:15:22general,
01:15:23but he's in
01:15:24trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear
01:15:26that?
01:15:26Even the vice
01:15:27president knows
01:15:28me as an
01:15:29important ally
01:15:30to the nation's
01:15:30leader.
01:15:31So what if
01:15:31Trixie picked up
01:15:32some washed-up
01:15:33war hero?
01:15:34We got the
01:15:35VP and the
01:15:36president.
01:15:36On our side,
01:15:37you'll always
01:15:38be nothing,
01:15:40Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them,
01:15:43Vice President
01:15:44Langley.
01:15:44This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:47you are stripped
01:15:47from your
01:15:48military honors
01:15:49and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess
01:15:55healer needs
01:15:56us.
01:15:58You can't do
01:15:59that,
01:15:59Mr. Vice
01:16:00President.
01:16:00My brother
01:16:01is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly
01:16:03saved this country
01:16:04from terrorist
01:16:04attack.
01:16:05He was in a
01:16:05coma for two
01:16:06years.
01:16:07If it wasn't
01:16:07for Miss Trixie,
01:16:08he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak
01:16:10another word,
01:16:10and I will
01:16:11bring down
01:16:11your entire
01:16:12family,
01:16:13not just
01:16:14your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice
01:16:19President,
01:16:19I've already
01:16:19given my life
01:16:20once for my
01:16:20country.
01:16:21I have no
01:16:22problem doing
01:16:22that again
01:16:23if it means
01:16:23protecting my
01:16:24fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be
01:16:26honest about
01:16:27one other thing,
01:16:28Mr. Vice
01:16:28President.
01:16:28I never gave
01:16:29a fuck
01:16:30about any
01:16:31damn
01:16:32titles.
01:16:34I truly
01:16:35saved a good
01:16:35man.
01:16:36I truly saved
01:16:39I truly saved a good
01:16:41man.
01:16:41I will not let
01:16:42you bring ruin
01:16:43to my
01:16:43fiancé.
01:16:44And what
01:16:45can you do
01:16:45about it?
01:16:46Oh,
01:16:46Mr. Vice
01:16:47President,
01:16:47I have
01:16:48a swell
01:16:48idea.
01:16:49My
01:16:49biomedical
01:16:49company
01:16:50invented the
01:16:51latest line
01:16:51of poison
01:16:52darts for
01:16:53the military.
01:16:54Let's try it
01:16:54out on them.
01:16:57Hold on,
01:16:57Mr. Vice
01:16:58President,
01:16:58there's no way
01:16:59that you're
01:16:59taking this
01:16:59seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent
01:17:00civilian lives
01:17:01in danger?
01:17:02Despicable.
01:17:03What's more
01:17:04despicable
01:17:04is that you
01:17:05and your
01:17:05filthy
01:17:06companions
01:17:07are disrespecting
01:17:08power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham,
01:17:10you can use
01:17:11full force
01:17:12on them.
01:17:13Did you hear
01:17:13that,
01:17:14boys?
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait,
01:17:29that's the
01:17:29president.
01:17:54that was,
01:17:55they were
01:17:55totally aiming
01:17:56for Trixie,
01:17:57the fraud in the
01:17:58middle.
01:17:58What?
01:17:59is this?
01:18:00Oh,
01:18:01that's my
01:18:01new biomedical
01:18:02weapon,
01:18:03madame,
01:18:03for your
01:18:03military.
01:18:04This is a
01:18:04war crime.
01:18:05These are
01:18:06innocent civilian
01:18:06lives you're
01:18:07messing with.
01:18:08You're the
01:18:08uncivilized
01:18:09buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot
01:18:10whoever I
01:18:11want.
01:18:11I have the
01:18:11presidential
01:18:12contract.
01:18:12With great
01:18:13power comes
01:18:14great responsibility.
01:18:15And this
01:18:16is the kind
01:18:16of dastardly
01:18:17creation you've
01:18:18made with
01:18:18the contract
01:18:19I gave you?
01:18:19What are
01:18:20you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the
01:18:21poison and
01:18:22take it out
01:18:22of the
01:18:22president before
01:18:23it's too
01:18:23late.
01:18:23That is
01:18:24easy.
01:18:25There's no
01:18:26need.
01:18:27I'll save
01:18:28everyone.
01:18:42it's
01:18:42raining
01:18:43gold.
01:18:45What's
01:18:46happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't
01:18:47have that kind
01:18:48of money.
01:18:48It's got to be
01:18:49cheap glitter.
01:18:53She is a
01:18:55criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry
01:18:57if I'm
01:18:57president we
01:18:58will arrest
01:18:58her and we'll
01:18:59throw her in
01:18:59prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet
01:19:00if I were you
01:19:01because you're
01:19:02the one that
01:19:02will be going
01:19:03to prison once
01:19:03everyone is
01:19:04healed up.
01:19:04What are you
01:19:05talking about?
01:19:06The president
01:19:07literally came
01:19:07here to give
01:19:08me my billion
01:19:08dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah.
01:19:22Yes.
01:19:22Thank you
01:19:23first gentlemen.
01:19:41my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:19:56this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:02is a virus don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:20:07you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:13and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:20what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products
01:20:27in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right madam president you've recovered now
01:20:34so what's your final decision i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:20:46i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:20:58you wish you idiot i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want
01:21:07to vomit
01:21:07i i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of
01:21:12healing and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen
01:21:22the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's her
01:21:46welcome goddess
01:21:53uh we uh
01:22:00you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:22:05then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:09i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person to help those in need and make sure the man
01:22:15i chose
01:22:16loved me for me
01:22:18no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to me
01:22:23and she took it away just like that
01:22:27that was her golden ticket
01:22:28you were once my fiance and best friend but after everything you've done
01:22:32we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:35no please i swear i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:38it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:43trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:44she's an amazing person and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:50she's going to be my wife
01:22:52because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54on this planet
01:23:00i love you
01:23:14all her goals
01:23:15all her clothes
01:23:17all that could have been mine
01:23:18this is all your fault
01:23:21you seduced me
01:23:24you were the one that came on to me you himbo
01:23:27please trixie
01:23:29give me another chance
01:23:32i want to be rich again
01:23:33i'll be your slave
01:23:35kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:37you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:39but it's too late now
01:23:41all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:23:45you two should be locked up
01:23:47and she shall
01:23:49for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:23:55it's all your fault marissa
01:23:57i never loved you
01:23:58it's your fault
01:23:59i was only with you for your money
01:24:01you were rich
01:24:03i'll see myself out
01:24:05rest assured goddess
01:24:07we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:13just like you
01:24:14i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17that is why i saved you
01:24:18with these healing hands
01:24:21i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:25well
01:24:26let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:30let's party
01:24:32wait
01:24:33what if we just got married
01:24:34right now
01:24:35yes
01:24:36well
01:24:40do you take each other
01:24:42to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:24:45i do
01:24:45i do
01:24:47you may kiss the bride
01:24:48you may kiss the bride
01:24:51do you kiss
01:24:52there
01:24:52i do
01:24:54you may kiss
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