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00:10I know we're all hurting right now, but our priority has to be to maintain the security
00:18of this vault.
00:19They don't want to fight Dad.
00:20If they did, they wouldn't get to be in charge.
00:22I'm bringing him home.
00:25Hit him again!
00:32You stupid motherfucker, you know this is all your fault.
00:36They'll kill you for this.
00:38Not if I bring back the target.
00:39You can change the future.
00:42You can bring me to Moldaver.
00:47Just my head.
00:49You are a vault dweller.
00:52If you're going to survive, you need to start acting like a surface dweller.
00:56The question is, will you still want the same things when you have become a different animal
01:07altogether?
01:07Together.
01:16I don't know.
01:41Please, sir. Please, sir. Please.
01:49There's an old Mexican eulogy.
01:53Feo fuerte y formal.
01:56Means he was ugly, strong, and had dignity.
02:01Well, Joey, I'll give you two out of three on that front.
02:21Do I really have to kill him?
02:24Cut.
02:26I'll give you two out of three on that front.
02:29Emil, can you come over here? Can I talk to you just a second?
02:32Yeah, here you go. It was a hell of a day, Jorge. It was a great scene.
02:35Listen, I got to talk to you about these new pages, you know?
02:38I mean, I'm the sheriff, right?
02:40Well, why can't I just arrest a guy like I normally do?
02:43That's what I do.
02:44The audience, Coop, yeah?
02:46They already know you're a good man.
02:47They want to see that even a good man as yourself can be driven some fun of some stuff.
02:51Yeah, I understand that, but that's not really my thing.
02:53You know, Emil, that's not what I do.
02:54I mean, is Bob around here anywhere?
02:56Bob's been fired, Coop.
02:58What?
02:59Studio fired him.
03:01Why?
03:03See, turns out, Bob's a bit of a communist.
03:07Communist? Cadillac Bob?
03:09Cadillac Bob, you're very one.
03:11Oh, what a shame. He's such a great writer.
03:13One of the best, but he had to go, which is why this movie is so important.
03:18Right.
03:18You see, it's a new kind of Western.
03:20The power of the individual when the chips are down.
03:23A new America, that's what I'm telling you.
03:25So that's why it would be really great if you could just shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah?
03:32Please.
03:33Right.
03:33Because out here, it's just you, your gun, and your personal code bringing order to the wild, wild west.
03:39Uh, hey, let's, uh, let's pick this up after lunch, all right?
03:44Yeah.
03:48You gonna save any of that grape taffy for the rest of us?
03:51It's not grape.
03:53It's lavender.
03:55Well, if you like the taste of lavender, why not just drink a bottle of perfume?
03:59You know, a lot of people like to write it off as some old lady's flavor, but it's subtle.
04:06Flirtation.
04:07Tastes like someone touching you for the first time.
04:13Oh, man.
04:28Um, that's the worst thing I've ever chewed in my mouth.
04:34That's horrible.
04:36Happy?
04:37Um, are you gonna ask your mother?
04:40Please, mommy.
04:40Oh, sure, sweetheart.
04:42Oh.
04:43Wow.
04:45Unbelievable.
04:46Hey.
04:46Hmm.
04:48Oh, I'm sorry.
04:49Hmm.
04:55Sorry.
04:57Let's stick.
04:58I'll take it.
05:00Okay, we should get going.
05:02Photographer's ready and weight change.
05:04Hey, what is this?
05:05A bit of a costume change for you, Mr. Howard.
05:08Ah, okay.
05:12Oh, look at that.
05:17They even made it in your color.
05:20Let's see if it fits.
05:23Okay, Janie.
05:24Let's go.
05:26Come on here.
05:28Come on here.
05:30Come on.
05:30Come on for it, baby.
05:31Come on.
05:32Come on.
05:33Come on.
05:35Come on.
05:36Come on.
05:37Okay.
05:38Okay.
05:56Oh, my God.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:46Come on, let's go find a restaurant.
06:48Come on.
07:28Maybe you'll think of me when you are all alone.
07:45Maybe the one who is waiting for you will prove untrue.
07:59Then what will you do?
08:06Maybe you'll sit and sigh.
08:15All right, what is so special about you?
08:24Ow.
08:34Okay, okay.
08:36Keep your secrets, sir.
08:38Oh, my God.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:40I'm sorry.
08:48I'm sorry.
08:50I'm sorry.
09:05I'm sorry.
09:08Under the bug.
09:30Boy, that night really was something, huh?
09:35I wonder who he was.
09:39I wonder, maybe, I'll be, maybe, maybe.
10:02I tried it.
10:08Night, Titus.
10:12Night, Titus.
10:22This is Night, Titus.
10:25Over.
10:26This is Petty Officer Shortsight.
10:28You missed your check-in.
10:32We were attacked, ha, by an abomination.
10:37My squire, he fell in battle.
10:39He died with honor.
10:42And glory.
10:45Copy that, we'll get you replaced, Miss Squire.
10:47Right away.
10:48No, no.
10:50I'm okay.
10:51All good here.
10:52It's not a problem, we've got plenty of squires.
10:54Give me that, Miss Squire.
11:07I'll be right back.
11:09I'll be right back.
11:15I'll be right back.
11:23I'll be right back.
11:27I'll be right back.
11:32Bye.
11:42I can fix it.
11:44Cost you five cabs.
11:55Could you do it for four?
12:25Could you do it for four?
12:26It's extra, if you do it fast.
12:33Yes.
12:40Yes.
12:49Yes.
12:50Yes.
12:51Yes.
12:52Yes.
12:53Yes.
12:53Yes.
12:55Yes.
12:56Yes.
12:56Yes.
12:57Yes.
12:57Yes.
13:02Yes.
13:03Yes.
13:09Yes.
13:10Yes.
13:11Yes.
13:18Yes.
13:20Yes.
13:22Yes.
13:24Yes.
13:39Yes.
13:42Lord.
14:35Let's go.
14:45Let's go.
15:11I try to make believe there's nothing wrong.
15:15But they're always asking me about you, dark.
15:20And it hurts me so to tell him that you're gone.
15:25If they asked me, I guess I'd be denied.
15:28Oh, my fucking arm.
15:30That I've been unhappy.
15:39Fuck him up.
15:40Fuck him up.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:57Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, my God.
16:36Oh, my God.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:56Let's go.
17:25Knight Titus, I am Thaddeus, and I am honored to be in your charge.
17:34I've got to protect and serve you, whoever you deem fit.
17:42My lord, have I said something wrong?
17:50I do not know what I've done to offend, but I beg for mercy!
17:54Please! Please! Please, please!
17:59Knight Titus! Please! I don't do anything!
18:05Arise, my square.
18:08And clean this.
18:13Of course, Knight Titus.
18:18I also bring new orders from the Elder Cleric, which I humbly relay.
18:27We're not the only ones in search of this rendement from the old world.
18:31The Elder Cleric says, whoever gets the target will control the wasteland.
18:37And, uh, we are to kill whomever stands in our way.
18:47Understood.
18:49Oh, yeah.
18:51Let's go.
19:22Let's go.
20:00You like grass?
20:02Let's go.
20:05Let's go.
20:08Let's go.
20:09Let's go.
20:13Let's go.
20:14Let's go.
20:15Let's go.
20:27Let's go.
20:29Let's go.
20:44Let's go.
20:46Let's go.
20:51Let's go.
20:58Let's go.
21:01Let's go.
21:02Let's go.
21:03Let's go.
21:07Let's go.
21:08Let's go.
21:09Let's go.
21:16Let's go.
21:18Let's go.
21:29Let's go.
21:30Let's go.
21:44Hello again.
21:50Let's go.
21:52Let's go.
21:52Let's go.
22:09Let's go.
22:15Let's go.
22:18Let's go.
22:21Let's go.
22:40Let's go.
22:52Let's go.
22:54Let's go.
22:56Let's go.
22:58Let's go.
23:08Let's go.
23:10I think.
23:10I think I've been able to do well with the council, so.
23:13I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore.
23:17It's not a big deal.
23:22I'm just not really sure who I even am anymore.
23:29Sorry, I...
23:31Mmm!
23:32Don't know when, don't know when
23:38But I know you'll be again some sunny day
23:53You know why you're in here?
23:55Because I helped my sister escape the vault.
23:56Escape?
23:57You and Chet put your sister in incredible danger
24:00by helping her out that vault door.
24:01The rad level's up there alone.
24:03Worse?
24:03You could have gotten us all killed.
24:06What do you think started all this?
24:08These vaults are impenetrable.
24:10Meaning those raiders could only have gotten into vault 32
24:12because some bonehead opened the door to the surface.
24:16A single bad decision that put everyone at risk.
24:19Not just vault 32, but 33 and 31 as well.
24:25I've telegrammed with the overseer at vault 31.
24:29Thank goodness they're unscathed.
24:31But you could have destroyed the last vestiges of civilization.
24:35It was Lucy's idea.
24:37And you didn't think to at least try and stop her?
24:39No.
24:40What are we going to do with you?
24:43Punish me with a demotion, I guess.
24:48You've worked janitorial, you've done kitchen duty.
24:52Are you aware that at every job you've been assigned to,
24:55your performance review has been lax enthusiasm?
25:00No, but that sounds accurate.
25:03You're currently working with computers and information maintenance.
25:08How do you like that?
25:11I like enthusiasm.
25:13Uh-huh.
25:17It's a predicament, isn't it?
25:19How do you demote someone who equally dislikes every job he's ever worked?
25:23I suppose it is.
25:24I'm just glad to hear that we punish people down here for breaking the rules.
25:28Is that just for vault dwellers or for people who come down here and murder vault dwellers?
25:40Now that I think of it, we've got a job for you after all.
26:07Rise and shine, everyone.
26:10Your catered snackables have arrived.
26:15And you're welcome.
26:21Okay.
26:22There is a utensil.
26:24I'm going to eat your fucking heart!
26:26I'm going to eat your fucking heart!
26:46I don't see any apples, sir.
26:48Then climb higher.
26:51Okay.
26:52It might not be an apple tree.
26:54Also, it's, uh...
26:56I think, uh, it's dead.
26:59Keep looking.
27:00On my honor, sir, I will find you.
27:03Fuck!
27:11Sorry.
27:11My apologies, sir.
27:13I know you want an apple.
27:15Uh, uh, I got to have some...
27:17some rations if you're hungry.
27:20I'm not hungry at all.
27:22Uh, okay.
27:23Yeah, whatever you want.
27:24Uh, you're the...
27:26Sir.
27:29I have an artifact to retrieve.
27:31Let's go.
27:32Okay.
27:33Uh, if we find the target,
27:36we should repair your radio
27:37so we can ask the Brotherhood
27:39to send reinforcements.
27:41I will retrieve it myself!
27:44Understood.
27:45Understood.
27:46I never died of the ability to do so.
27:48Uh, uh, uh...
27:57We have a guy from the enclave.
27:59A guy everybody's looking for.
28:01You saw him?
28:01I did.
28:03He left with a girl.
28:04A woman.
28:06How'd they get away?
28:07I was waylaid.
28:08A ghoul intervened.
28:10A ghoul?
28:11Huh.
28:12Those things are scary as shit.
28:13I bet you just killed it on sight,
28:14no questions asked.
28:16Oh, you're a ghoul?
28:16You're a dead ghoul.
28:18No.
28:19If we find the ghoul,
28:21we find the target.
28:22You left the ghoul alive.
28:26Great idea, sir.
28:27All wastelands leave radiation trails,
28:30but allowing the ghoul to live,
28:32you've made it possible
28:33to trace the whereabouts
28:34of the...
28:35of the target.
28:39Yes, right.
28:40I know that.
28:43I got a trail.
28:45Yeah.
28:46Well done, sir.
28:48This way.
28:49Where are you waiting?
28:52Yes.
29:04You think this was him?
29:07Hard to tell.
29:09Show me the illustration.
29:15Oh, yeah.
29:17Yeah, that's...
29:18that's definitely him.
29:19I think we should, uh,
29:20bring the body back with us?
29:22No.
29:23If they left the body,
29:24it must be worthless.
29:26His head is what's valuable.
29:27We need to find it.
29:28Oh, yeah, smart.
29:30Who do you think did this,
29:30the girl or the ghoul?
29:32The ghoul.
29:33Definitely.
29:36Ghouls.
29:37One day the Brotherhood's
29:37got to eradicate
29:38every last one of those freaks.
29:40Stuff like this,
29:42never gonna happen again.
29:44Okay, so I think that
29:46the ghoul probably
29:48should be
29:49like, uh,
29:51well,
29:52yeah, definitely this,
29:53um,
29:56yeah, that way.
29:57Definitely.
29:58Definitely that way.
30:00Those freaks.
30:01Ha, ha.
30:18Stop, please.
30:22My dad,
30:22he's an overseer.
30:24He got taken by Raiders,
30:25and I need the head
30:26to get him back.
30:26If you help me find him,
30:28he'll do whatever you want.
30:47Stop.
30:48Stop.
30:49Torture is wrong.
30:52You know,
30:54they used to do these things
30:56called studies.
30:59Well,
31:00you couldn't open
31:00a newspaper
31:01without reading
31:01about one study
31:02or another.
31:03Anyway,
31:04this one particular
31:05study came out,
31:06and it said that
31:08torturing a person
31:10don't do shit.
31:11Ah!
31:16Ha!
31:25made sense.
31:27I mean,
31:28if a man hurts me,
31:29I wouldn't want to do him
31:30any favors.
31:31And yet,
31:32the practice
31:33of torture failed
31:34to vanish from this earth.
31:36In fact,
31:38as time marched on,
31:40I personally noticed
31:41a decided uptick
31:45any amount of torture
31:46being doled out
31:47across the border.
31:48Sorry,
31:49please.
31:49I need the head.
31:51It's the only way
31:52I can get my father back.
31:53My point is,
31:56you asked me
31:57them studies,
31:58they was right.
32:00Torturing a person
32:01don't do shit.
32:02Then why?
32:04Why are you doing this?
32:07Well,
32:07I ain't
32:08torturing you,
32:09sweetheart.
32:10I'm using you
32:11as bait.
32:18Don't do shit.
32:50I don't know.
33:13I don't know.
33:44I don't know.
34:15I don't know.
34:16You fucker.
34:18Oh, I'm sorry.
34:19I should have just let you use me as bait in a poison river.
34:28Fuck!
34:29You can't treat people like this.
34:31Yeah, why is that?
34:34Because of the golden rule.
34:37Do unto others as you'd have done unto you.
34:43Those gopros digits are real slow.
34:46You've got time.
34:56No.
34:57No, no, no.
34:58Stop.
34:58Stop.
35:04Where are we going?
35:06What about the head?
35:06I need the head to get my dad back.
35:08Yeah, well, the wasteland's got its own rolling, doesn't it?
35:10Well, what's that?
35:11Y'all shall get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.
35:16What about the dog?
35:17It ain't mine.
35:20It ain't mine.
35:52It might be faster if you sit down.
35:58I thought you, uh, seen some things, huh?
36:02Being a knight?
36:04I've seen some things.
36:05I grew up, uh, working on a fly farm.
36:07I was a shitter.
36:09So he'd feed us.
36:10And then I'd feed our shit to the flies,
36:13mulch them up, and sell out his protein.
36:16Anyway, that's why I'm so fat.
36:21So, you're a former squire.
36:24How did he die?
36:27You knew him?
36:29Yeah, I did.
36:31Say something about him.
36:33Well, he, uh, he was a good guy.
36:38There's something negative about him.
36:41Well, uh, he's dead.
36:44I don't know.
36:44It feels weird.
36:46An order of my squire.
36:47Okay.
36:48Uh, to be honest, me and the other guys used to be pretty hard on him.
36:55Like, regularly, I'd get the shit out of him.
36:58It wasn't personal, you know?
36:59It's just...
37:03Well, you know, people at the base, they used to beat the shit out of me.
37:07All the time.
37:10This shit where new recruits came in.
37:12And, uh, one of them was Maximus.
37:14So it's a funny idea.
37:16What if we beat the shit out of that guy instead?
37:19And it worked.
37:21Yeah, I was really popular.
37:23It's great.
37:24I just wish he lived long enough to find someone else to beat up, you know?
37:27It only seems fair.
37:29I realize that, uh, people die all the time.
37:31It's the law of the wasteland.
37:33So who cares, right?
37:35It's still.
37:37I don't know.
37:38I feel bad.
37:41Don't feel bad.
37:43It's like you said.
37:45It's the law of the wasteland.
37:50Let's go.
37:51You're losing daylight.
37:52Yeah.
37:53Let's go.
38:09We can judge a person and a society by how they treat their enemy.
38:13And here we are with 16 highly violent individuals incarcerated in our temporarily repurposed reading room.
38:20It's an ethical dilemma like nothing we've dealt with before.
38:24Personally, I'd say it's more of an ethical opportunity to demonstrate to the surface stars and to each other what
38:30we mean when we say we're going to build a better world.
38:34Thanks, Reg.
38:35That is a positive spin to put on it.
38:37It's not a positive spin for me.
38:39It's the gosh darn truth.
38:41Okay.
38:41Well, uh, the fact remains we need to decide what to do with these prisoners.
38:46And that is a decision that we need to make as a collective.
38:49In a manner befitting our shared values.
38:57I think this conversation would benefit from some actual ideas.
39:02Well, you know what?
39:04The young man Woody interrogated this morning?
39:07He left an impression on me.
39:09That is the gentleman who showed me his butthole.
39:11Yes, but what I took from that is a desire to communicate.
39:15To reach out across the cultural divide.
39:18That's a spark we can work with.
39:20To create a great citizen.
39:22Given our recently dwindled numbers, the most ethical solution would be to rehabilitate the prisoners and then integrate them into
39:30our vault society.
39:34To be clear, this is not a process that will happen overnight.
39:38Based on what I saw this morning, it may take years.
39:43But, but, there is nothing we can't do when we set our minds to it.
39:49Yes.
39:52I can teach the Raiders Shakespeare.
39:55And when they're ready, Marlow.
39:57I don't want to be insensitive, but I think Shakespeare might be too advanced for these people.
40:02I would like to start with a moral framework.
40:04Kant, Mill, and so on.
40:06I'd be happy to teach them introductory calculus.
40:10Is there something you'd like to say, Norm?
40:18I don't know. I don't think it's our job to help these people.
40:21They're murderers.
40:22They didn't know any better.
40:23And how could they without a formal education?
40:27Norm.
40:27Buddy.
40:28The hard truth is we can't just let them go.
40:32They have intimate knowledge of our vault security.
40:37So what do you propose we do?
40:41We can do what they would have done us.
40:43Wow.
40:44Geez Louise, Norm.
40:47Young Norm was just expressing a feeling.
40:50I know.
40:52I've got anger.
40:53We all do.
40:53But I think you would agree that murdering these prisoners of ours is not under serious consideration.
41:02Hear, hear.
41:03I'm sorry.
41:04You're right.
41:05It was not my intention to question your leadership, overseer.
41:11All right.
41:12Sirs?
41:14Sirs?
41:15May I speak with you for a moment, please?
41:17It's about the water chip.
41:19Go ahead.
41:24It's the type of thing overseer McClain would have preferred to discuss privately before bringing it to the full group.
41:29Well, he's not here now, is he?
41:32Let's hear it.
41:34Okay.
41:34Well, the water chip is destroyed.
41:38The vault only has enough water to keep our population alive for two months.
41:42That's not accounting for the prisoners.
41:44Okay.
41:45That's fine.
41:46That's enough.
41:47Thanks.
41:47No.
41:51Okay.
41:52Meeting adjourned.
41:53I was also going to say meeting adjourned, so...
41:56All right.
41:57That went well.
42:05He killed my husband.
42:11You're right, you know.
42:14If your father were here, he...
42:18He'd do the right thing.
42:33I'm not here.
42:38I'm just gonna kill my husband.
42:42I'm not here.
42:43Oh, look at that.
42:44I love them.
42:44Maybe they were on their way.
42:44I love them.
42:44Are you sure about this?
42:46It says the ghoul is this way.
42:49Wait a minute.
42:50What?
42:52It's just...
42:53It's just...
42:54This...
42:55Well, uh.
42:57It just occurred to me, we're definitely picking up an abomination of some kind or another.
43:03I'm just not sure, I'm not sure we're tracking the right abomination.
43:15It was my mistake.
43:17If you let me leave the charge, I'll leave the charge.
43:23I am a knight of the Brotherhood of Steel.
43:26Get back to shore.
43:27But, sir!
43:28Go!
43:30Thank you, sir.
44:13I've got you!
44:14I've got you!
44:25I've got you!
44:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
45:05You saved me.
45:07Oh, you saved me first.
45:48What is that?
45:51The head.
45:52The head!
45:54The head!
45:55The head!
45:57The head!
46:27The head!
46:28The head!
46:29The head!
46:30The head!
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48:28The head!
48:30The head!
48:32The head!
48:34The head!
48:36The head!
48:52They're going to put me in the movies
48:57They're going to make a big star out of me
49:02We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
49:08Okay, you ready to meet the suits?
49:10I'll try not to embarrass you
49:12No promises, though
49:15Hi, Mr. Howard
49:16Hello, hi
49:17Great to meet you
49:18Hey, nice to meet you
49:20On behalf of the whole Valtech family
49:22We wanted to say how delighted we are
49:24That Barb could use her connections to get to you
49:26You know, I've never done an advertisement before in my life
49:30But then again, my wife has never asked me to
49:34Yeah
49:36Okay
49:36Over here
49:40Yeah
49:45Thank you
49:46Thank you, thank you very much
49:50Thank you
49:51This suit is tight
49:52This thing really block radiation
49:57Absolutely
49:58If I may say
50:00You all are doing God's work here
50:03And on behalf of every decent American, I just want to say thank you
50:27Thank you
50:33Hey, I have an idea
50:34What if I were to do like a thumbs up?
50:37Go for it, Coop
50:38You call them Coop?
50:41And I know that you will plainly see
50:46Biggest fool that's ever hit the big time
50:50And all I gotta do is act naturally
51:01We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely
51:06And baking down upon his spended knee
51:11I'll play the part
51:13I'll play the part
51:13But I won't need rehearsing
51:16All I'll have to do is act naturally
51:21Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
51:26Might win or not
51:28So you can't never tell
51:32The movie's gonna make me a big star
51:37Cause I can play the part so well
51:41Well, I hope you've come to see me in the movie
51:47But then I know that you will plainly see
51:53Biggest fool that's ever hit the big time
51:57And all I gotta do is act naturally
52:30Biggest fool that's ever hit the big time
52:59Biggest fool that's ever hit the big time
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