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00:00:00झाल
00:00:34कर स्पुआ का
00:00:39कर दो कर दो
00:01:11कर दो घ्टो
00:01:15कर दो कर दो
00:01:18कर दो
00:01:19वी दून्तर
00:01:30जो
00:01:32वी दो वी दुख दूनली
00:01:33वी एख वी आल हो
00:01:36पेड्री合ो कि अिरये �ffe मतेरे ही सुईय कर देंगा वाप्राथ!
00:01:46को स wedge driving अंट इ अंते सुई को अंट अंट को अंट एंट!!!
00:01:49और सुलिट स्टależ सुलिट अंट अंटर भींग लफली स्फड़गा हे ऍंट Вब arguments।
00:02:03The problem with Tug Speedman movies are his endings.
00:02:06Well, it's not just the endings.
00:02:08We even got shortchanged on the nudity.
00:02:11Esme Presley used a body double.
00:02:15I've just had a thought.
00:02:17What do you think if I asked you to present the awards?
00:02:19Oh, Gabriel, let me stop you there.
00:02:21I'm not presenting these awards.
00:02:23Well, that would be a mistake.
00:02:25A missed opportunity for you, Will the Farmer.
00:02:29With some brand.
00:02:31Gabriel, your little festival, it's a low-rent nightmare.
00:02:34Whatever bullshit you've done to get this accredited by the Academy, it's a win here.
00:02:38Honestly, I don't want to be part of it when it all goes tits up.
00:02:41It's all showbiz, Will.
00:02:43And you are one of the greats.
00:02:45This is an opportunity that should be grabbed with both hands.
00:02:47Gabriel, please, please don't bullshit me.
00:02:50Put on a show, Will.
00:02:53Razzle-dazzle and it will be you that they'll remember.
00:02:57I don't want to present an award to a shit Tarantino wannabe.
00:03:00Tug Speedman.
00:03:01Truth is stranger than fiction, Will.
00:03:03Look, why don't you stay, listen to the key speaker talk and then see how you feel.
00:03:10Do you know what?
00:03:12I don't feel well, Gabriel.
00:03:14That was funny, innit?
00:03:15If you've got a tractor, you're a farmer.
00:03:17If you don't, you're just a gardener.
00:03:19Do you know what?
00:03:20I am not sitting here listening to that.
00:03:25Gabriel?
00:03:27Are you alright?
00:03:28Gabriel?
00:03:57Oh.
00:04:08अदोर फॉप सऽे हो मैं तको why बहुछो कuka करते हैं जैंकी 젊 करते हैं
00:04:13है झालो गगि कि दूज हैं दो कि यना jeste अ की didशी आफार हैं
00:04:17फफि दे Never感, झाले अ किछी का his यो आफ प्रषी के यूप न tort
00:04:17मुख स् mos इड него Γιोब ऑनकी मां आट हैं
00:04:21Guru.
00:04:23I am breaking up with you.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:27It is not you, it's your Dad.
00:04:31Uh?
00:04:32Not in that way, it's just the way he controls everything you do.
00:04:38I am waiting for the punch line here.
00:04:41But I am sensing it's not... coming.
00:04:44Look, my Dad is just my Dad.
00:04:47Like I am my own boss.
00:04:52Okay, but that is five unread messages, which I'm not going to read.
00:04:57I'm with Giggles.
00:05:01Caroline, I thought we were going to make a movie together.
00:05:04I think we're both done with that.
00:05:07You know what, I think I'm just going to...
00:05:25Oh God, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:05:56Dad, where have you been? He's having a heart attack.
00:05:59Will the farmer.
00:06:01And a cow jumped over the moon.
00:06:03No, Dad, I'm sorry.
00:06:04Gabriel, everything's going to be okay.
00:06:06Alan's here now.
00:06:08Listen to me, son.
00:06:11Do you want to make it in this business or fold shirts at the Chinese laundromat?
00:06:15Pledge.
00:06:16Um, how sure are we that this was a heart attack?
00:06:20Oh shit, no, the film festival.
00:06:22The film festival goes ahead.
00:06:26You're in charge.
00:06:27Gabriel, talk about this at the hospital. Where is this ambulance?
00:06:30Ambulance is on the way.
00:06:32No, Dad, Dad, cancel the film festival.
00:06:34Alan, I am not willing to donate a kidney, but I am willing to watch you die slowly if you're
00:06:41looking for that kind of thing.
00:06:42Huh.
00:06:45Um...
00:06:45Any idea what you're going to do?
00:06:47No, no, Will, I don't.
00:06:48Well, good luck with everything.
00:06:50Um, Will the farmer to present best picture?
00:06:54Aw.
00:07:13Somebody I'm not, I don't want to be somebody I'm not, standing in the shoes of someone I'm not.
00:07:23I don't want to be somebody I'm not.
00:07:28I don't wanna be somebody I'm not.
00:07:30I don't wanna be somebody I'm not.
00:07:31Standing in my shoes, I got this feeling that I'm always gonna lose.
00:07:37I guess I know someday I'm gonna have to choose, cause I don't wanna hide away.
00:07:48कर दो दो दो दो आगा है
00:08:14झाल झाल झाल
00:08:44झाल झाल झाल
00:09:28झाल झाल
00:09:31झाल झालो झाल झाल झाल की जाल
00:09:36झाला झालो
00:09:37अर्षक होiranे oczywiście सही
00:09:39अतल् hayat सля को उन्तल् mae
00:09:42हो तो क्या क्या को कर रहित बॉatile
00:09:45है, Penguin
00:09:49व्य्या स्थवा करो में घ्याज सब्तल्व कर रे
00:09:51क्यांद्च को connection
00:09:54तहा क्या बॉlarını को साले किया अंज अंच
00:09:58व्यश पुए
00:10:04विज्ट वाल राल को गाल किंग 가능
00:10:09वो अश्ट भी प्छूट जब अवाल
00:10:10और रहो अब कुप अप फ्लापप और फ्याता हुझे अपर उन्म्हारी उप जब दोट।
00:10:15आई है बॉट ईब, लॉब लॉग्यारी को
00:10:26Are you sure?
00:10:28Of course
00:10:29He's got no reason to lie, I'm sure
00:10:31Can we go home then?
00:10:33Alan's sorting it out
00:10:35That can't be good
00:10:42Come on
00:10:53How's it going?
00:10:54A few technical issues
00:10:57But then again it's an old laptop
00:10:58So it probably needs replacing
00:10:59She means your dad, Alan
00:11:01Oh god
00:11:03Yeah, better, I think
00:11:06He left me a three-page text message this morning
00:11:08That he signed off with
00:11:09And don't mess this up
00:11:11So, safe to say he's better the farm on this festival
00:11:16That'll be fine
00:11:19See, he's working
00:11:21And gone again
00:11:22Mm-hmm
00:11:23Yeah
00:11:27He's fucked
00:11:33Will!
00:11:35Gabriel's on the mend, that's good
00:11:36Will, I still need a key speaker
00:11:38Please check out time for me
00:11:40No, Will, please
00:11:41I'll give you anything, okay?
00:11:42I have a kidney you can have
00:11:44It's barely been used
00:11:45When you get chased by a pack of taxidermists
00:11:48Don't play dead
00:12:06Er, is there no one here to meet us?
00:12:08It's fine, we'll just grab a taxi
00:12:11Did you not order car service?
00:12:13Oh, I'm sorry
00:12:14I'll just bung it on my credit card, shall I?
00:12:17There's no budget for this trip
00:12:22Seriously
00:12:31Good news or bad?
00:12:32My father would say this is a challenge
00:12:35So bad then?
00:12:36Yeah, it's not good
00:12:36One of my key speakers has pulled out
00:12:38He's got the flu
00:12:39One of the criteria for qualifying for an Academy Award is you must provide at least two key speakers to
00:12:46tell you movies are good
00:12:49Alright, okay, it's fine, just breathe
00:12:54That's it, we're not the first guy to have a panic attack on us
00:12:57Look, if my dad doesn't kill me, Tug Speedman will
00:13:00Gods was a good movie, the ending wasn't much though
00:13:03No, his father is paying for the festival
00:13:06You know this isn't your fault, right?
00:13:08Yes, but my dad can make it my fault
00:13:10Right, first things last, what's a key speaker?
00:13:14Oh, I don't know, it's got to be an actor or a celebrity, someone who can talk about their experience
00:13:19making movies with the other filmmakers
00:13:27Rachel
00:13:28Oh shit, yeah, Rachel Warren
00:13:30Who is Rachel Warren?
00:13:35She did that stupid werewolf movie with Jess
00:13:38It's in the festival
00:13:39Can you get her?
00:13:41Yeah, I know I will
00:13:42She'd love to come and be your celebrity
00:13:49You have no idea where we're going
00:13:52Yes, I do
00:13:59It's this way, come on
00:14:02We made a movie about Chinese families in the 18th century
00:14:06Stories about mothers and daughters
00:14:11This country makes no sense
00:14:15This country makes no sense
00:14:33We're an American girl
00:14:35But the sector who is Nieu
00:14:36It's a key가
00:14:38in the 18th century
00:14:38There's a key in that
00:14:42There's a key in it
00:14:47You won't lose
00:14:48Oh man, you didn't lose
00:14:50You won't lose
00:14:51Oh man, an ape
00:14:55You're a top manipula
00:14:58अज़िए?
00:15:00I thought it was gonna happen to me with Millicent.
00:15:02We made Milicent.
00:15:10Do I think we can win?
00:15:12Fuck yeah!
00:15:13All right babe?
00:15:15Well, forget winning.
00:15:16I mean I'm just here for the fit guys.
00:15:18With their sexy Scottish brog.
00:15:21I mean I haven't met any just yet.
00:15:23But I did spot this guy who looked a little bit like Chris Hemsworth on the plane.
00:15:26यृनि वो और गॉवे और गॉवे और आवान जा अडिए व कर दो युवे जुव तुवे युवे ले अगा हैं
00:15:34अट एलाव इफा झाल कि युवे तवर दुू।
00:15:37झाल अ माज तूल इन्याौ वाल इंच को अट तर आव दूलीछ।
00:15:55युवेल
00:16:00I can explain
00:16:01I want you to leave
00:16:04out of my house
00:16:13what's black pudding?
00:16:15it's pork with beef blood
00:16:16mixed with oatmeal and fried
00:16:18are we in the same country?
00:16:21no, we're in Scotland
00:16:26your sword skills
00:16:27do you a disservice, sir
00:16:28the seal calls to you
00:16:32but it is lying
00:16:33that may be so
00:16:35the seal is our portal to the future
00:16:38it is the devil's work
00:16:39then the devil does fine work
00:16:42how are the nominations?
00:16:43oh yeah, it's in the back
00:16:58hi guys, we're the kidnap gang
00:17:01and we do kidnap pranks
00:17:02this is my partner Darren
00:17:05hello, hello
00:17:06now, obviously we've entered two films
00:17:09into the festivals
00:17:10which doubles our chances
00:17:11of winning something
00:17:14but look, I've got to warn you
00:17:15when we're about
00:17:16there's always some fuckery afoot
00:17:18idiots, both my dad and my uncle
00:17:22well, Gabriel, the guy who runs the festival
00:17:24he invited us along
00:17:25he thought we'd be some good entertainment
00:17:42joking, we got her
00:17:43you didn't
00:17:43she said she'd do it
00:17:45thanks a little, madam
00:17:46oh, thank you, thank you, thank you so much
00:17:49sorry, I'm not really a hugger
00:17:50but you know what I mean
00:17:51she said she'd like working with me
00:17:53and the movie's nominated in the festival
00:17:55you'll cover travel and barbill
00:17:57yeah, barbill?
00:17:58yeah, but don't worry about that now
00:18:00you have a speaker
00:18:02hey, is this an exclusive party
00:18:04or can anybody join in?
00:18:05Doug, you're here
00:18:07alert the paparazzi
00:18:08that's good, that's good things do
00:18:10no, seriously
00:18:11alert the paparazzi
00:18:12your dad has press at the awards
00:18:16how are you?
00:18:17jade
00:18:18and what movie are you with?
00:18:19sex
00:18:20hmm
00:18:21well, your film sounds interesting
00:18:24and equally your name
00:18:26both subjects I'd love to learn more about
00:18:30tug speedman
00:18:32actor, writer, film maker
00:18:34triple tread
00:18:36tug, have you checked in yet?
00:18:38it's actually just this way
00:18:39I'll just show you where it is
00:18:40I want that review
00:18:49listen man
00:18:51I didn't want to say anything in there
00:18:53I didn't want to embarrass you
00:18:55there was no one there to meet us at the airport
00:18:57oh, I didn't know we were
00:19:00you know what, technical issues
00:19:03get it together man
00:19:05you do realise what a big deal this is
00:19:07to have me
00:19:08and my movie
00:19:10playing exclusively
00:19:11at your festival
00:19:12of course
00:19:13I thought I played in Ireland
00:19:17that wasn't a film festival
00:19:18that was a tent with a projector
00:19:21right
00:19:21no, this
00:19:24this is the one we've been waiting for
00:19:27academy qualifying
00:19:28you do realise
00:19:30this is going to be huge
00:19:31for my movie
00:19:32and for your festival
00:19:36yes, I'll get it together
00:19:44we're in room 175
00:19:47Esme Presley
00:19:49that's my name
00:19:50don't wear it out
00:19:55don't mess this up
00:19:57right
00:20:01please let me help you with your bag
00:20:03I'd be much obliged
00:20:04he likes people to think I'm his assistant
00:20:07yeah, he's certainly a character with a small c
00:20:11no, he's definitely something with a small c
00:20:22we're going to need to separate these
00:20:25oh, like a twin room
00:20:28don't get me started
00:20:30Todd likes his space to sleep
00:20:32proper diva
00:20:36you can
00:20:37put that down
00:20:38oh god, yeah, sorry
00:20:41is there a turn down service
00:20:43or do I tip?
00:20:44hell no, no
00:20:45I'm just helping
00:20:47just a thanks then
00:20:51instant coffee
00:20:52I liked your movie
00:20:55well, no
00:20:55I liked your role
00:20:57in it
00:21:00it's okay
00:21:01you can say it's crap
00:21:02it is
00:21:02no, no
00:21:03it's not crap
00:21:03it's just
00:21:04it's unusual
00:21:06it's time-traveling gangsters
00:21:07so
00:21:09but it's up for best picture
00:21:10and it's probably going to get the Oscar qualifying spot
00:21:12so what do I know?
00:21:14Alan
00:21:14that's your name, right?
00:21:16the festival director's son
00:21:19Tug Speedman's a hack
00:21:20and worse
00:21:21a hack with a father with money
00:21:23the writer's inspiration for Gods of Shoreditch
00:21:26was a story with strong female characters
00:21:28who brought about the end of the world of men
00:21:30instead
00:21:31Tug turned a brilliant script
00:21:33into a wannabe gangster action movie
00:21:36with so much nudity
00:21:37it could have been set in ancient Rome
00:21:39oh, I mean
00:21:40I thought that it was
00:21:42sorry darling
00:21:42body doubles for those scenes
00:21:44oh, no, no
00:21:45I wasn't being weird
00:21:46I was just
00:21:46Alan, it's fine
00:21:47I limit who sees me naked
00:21:49including Tug
00:21:52oh, you thought
00:21:54Alan, no
00:21:55hasn't been like that
00:21:56for a very long time
00:21:57Tug, I imagine
00:21:58is currently down in the bar
00:22:00flirting with any tart
00:22:01unlucky enough to be with an earshot
00:22:10I know his father paid for the movie to win
00:22:13and I'm fine with it
00:22:13oh
00:22:16Alan
00:22:17yes
00:22:19do you want a coffee?
00:22:25that's my dad
00:22:27I should
00:22:28I didn't see him last night
00:22:29is everything okay?
00:22:31complicated
00:22:32but
00:22:33yeah
00:23:00hello
00:23:01hello Alan
00:23:03you all right?
00:23:04um, yeah
00:23:05all good
00:23:06um, the abdued gate is here
00:23:07okay
00:23:08okay
00:23:14yes, we made a movie called Sex
00:23:27at first there was nothing
00:23:30then
00:23:31there was woman
00:23:44so the role of the woman
00:23:46is the sole provider
00:23:47the one giving the pain
00:23:49is the only one that can take it away
00:23:51my role is to assist of clients
00:23:53but I'm also an actress
00:23:54oh, not again with that stupid werewolf movie with Rachel
00:24:00Rachel was amazing to work with
00:24:03and you two
00:24:04yeah
00:24:04but
00:24:05both equally
00:24:06yeah, of course
00:24:08do you know what?
00:24:09whatever, I don't care
00:24:10anyway
00:24:10can somebody take this off please?
00:24:23you have 12 finalists
00:24:26in your festival this year?
00:24:28uh, yes
00:24:29they are the final 12
00:24:31the opening ceremony is tonight
00:24:32and there will be a party
00:24:36not quite a party person
00:24:40each film has been individually assessed
00:24:43and announced within the required time period?
00:24:46yes
00:24:47uh, no formal queries from the other candidates
00:24:49uh, and my father has done all of the, uh, assessments
00:24:54your father?
00:24:56yes
00:24:56spoke to him many times
00:24:59on the phone
00:25:00never met
00:25:02where is he?
00:25:05currently sorting out, um
00:25:06something or other
00:25:08like, you, you know what these crazy filmmakers are like
00:25:13no!
00:25:15oh
00:25:19ah!
00:25:21I'm absolutely mortified
00:25:23I didn't mind really
00:25:24it was kind of fun
00:25:26a bunch of kids them too, honestly
00:25:36very amusing
00:25:37my preference is to sit
00:25:41near the back
00:25:43and on the aisle
00:25:44for each showing
00:25:45yes, we can accommodate that
00:25:47your father
00:25:49your father
00:25:49is the signatory for the festival
00:25:51have him speak to me
00:25:52at his earliest convenience
00:25:54of course
00:25:55no, no problem
00:25:57would you excuse me?
00:25:58I, I need to
00:25:59to go and sort out
00:26:00a, a thing
00:26:02I, I need to find this
00:26:03right now
00:26:03the family
00:26:04right now
00:26:17here
00:26:17and
00:26:17with some
00:26:18mhm
00:26:21निर्सी प्लाँ वाहत हमेरे атension पल्डएबे करें Kerry
00:26:35निर्षी इप्ट Wanna ब्याए
00:26:39कि इNIरे न एक बयाए।
00:26:42वेत अट्रेस्ट सुर्फ जा जो
00:26:45मैं इस ना वाल
00:26:46वाल 009
00:26:47वह लिव लिव लिव के लुट कर अल्ग एक लिव लेकान
00:26:55ये विवार कर दो बाष्ट वाल
00:26:58पुम के वाल जाद एक इंड दे ताम
00:27:02फिस औ्षक्र श्वारिस्थ पहान खाना सी
00:27:05कि बीच्ष टिए्टारीग में
00:27:09में घिनल खुरिख वहाना बाहना गार मेंद करे तय है
00:27:15कि अपने उन्हेह में जालार प्रीम कि इस पूलर्व है
00:27:20धए्षान इस भी है
00:27:21थे हैल जयुके पलीट based
00:27:32इन अन् muffin मैं जिसको लुफ बाइड से लिए भी ले हूग ऐु को युब झाल लुब लुफ टे मैं
00:27:40लुफ जित कार्ष दिए लुफ लुफ एग जया ज़ जा ओैर समय हाज का जो जब दिंवा लुफ अषय को
00:27:52घार है
00:27:54प्हार करते हैं
00:27:55तो नहां याकर करोंगगा उन क्रक्राइब यह जायाँ रिए मिधने ही और यूँ को उसकते हैं
00:28:00ये जए इसके इंगारी और प्रिज़ी हैं
00:28:02ये फिर थे जाड़ से पूले तुम थामा ये लिए।बंगारी हैं
00:28:09वांगा पूले करोंगारी इंगार?
00:28:23nes dont make a movie.
00:28:24At least my body double had a good bum.
00:28:30The God Particle is a black ops super soldier
00:28:35who seeks vengeance after they have been betrayed
00:28:38on a mission gone terribly wrong.
00:28:39Good pitch.
00:28:41Yeah, but without Esme Presley in it,
00:28:43it's just another silly spy adventure.
00:28:48Actually, can you just give me a full second, please?
00:28:53अलन, वालन, वालन वालन?
00:28:55करदे हो एए राव है?
00:28:57युछ वालन वी वहत anál
00:29:22अवालन वालन?
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24The breakfasts are actually just for the film candidates, so...
00:29:28I appreciate it.
00:29:30So, yeah, that means...
00:29:32sorry.
00:29:34But, what if I was a film contestant?
00:29:39Okay, okay. Look.
00:29:41If you want to go in the lobby and wait till they're all gone,
00:29:44I'll come give you a shout and...
00:29:46Had they printed an application form in the library?
00:29:48That was a nightmare while I had inked.
00:29:50So, sorry. I ain't taking the blame for that.
00:29:52कर दो!
00:29:53और अको यफ ते हो एगाउ?
00:29:54मेज़ वे चट भी ठायओ कर दो
00:29:57दो क्समारी का एक ली पारी थेट
00:29:59लेकल आखेगा, है
00:30:02लिए घर येते है
00:30:03यह अजुआ ता है!
00:30:05प्सक्राव एक करें पहाँ है
00:30:06यजुआ यजित कर दो
00:30:10यह जर लाट नहीन
00:30:19वेहारी के लिए अकाले को वे टेखले सेवारे.
00:30:24अभी अभे लिए सकते हैं और अभे मिल्खाब को तुज जए अगे ये वीश जोले गवेट रहा भाहा?
00:30:32कर दो और बिल प्सक्राइब, आ इंसे भी नाःती कि अशच है और चाहे जितितो जब को कि अशचा जज
00:30:38जा एंनूंस, व कान एडिक हमानौंस, व कि अब एंदानी यह जिले को अशचों मैं?
00:30:44What's your name?
00:30:45Mike.. Iron Mike
00:30:47Wow.. Incondisating name
00:30:49It's because we're unberding down
00:30:50I have three iron baths tied together
00:30:53so Iron Mike
00:30:54Makes perfect sense
00:30:56Listen, Alan's gonna take your application
00:30:59because he's probably good at problems solving
00:31:00and he very much wants to impress me
00:31:03Oh Alan, I'm not being surprised
00:31:06What's that?
00:31:07Simple, you did a kind thing for a homeless're
00:31:09and it did impress me
00:31:10Ok, yea that's very nice
00:31:12but all the films have already been announced, Esme.
00:31:14I don't think he cares.
00:31:17Morning.
00:31:18Oh, shit. I mean, morning!
00:31:21Your father, down for breakfast?
00:31:23You know, he was, but he's an early riser, so you know how it is.
00:31:27We're just going to meet him now.
00:31:29The signatory is a very important part of the process.
00:31:33Of course.
00:31:41I played Lord Harrington of Mortar.
00:31:48Beast must die.
00:31:52Whatever you think's best.
00:31:58I'm now unarmed.
00:32:01I'll prevent you from doing your duty.
00:32:06Maybe she should kill us both.
00:32:10You've been bitten, mistress.
00:32:15The wolf
00:32:19courses
00:32:20through my veins.
00:32:23Run!
00:32:27So, yeah, it's a movie with a werewolf in it.
00:32:31Is this the heights that we're together?
00:32:34in the movie?
00:32:36Look,
00:32:37I spent a lot of time and energy into this ending,
00:32:41and trust me,
00:32:42once people see what we've done here,
00:32:45it's best film winners might.
00:32:47Ours.
00:32:49And everyone that was in the movie.
00:32:51well.
00:32:57And everything ready to do, in my way of love.
00:33:01I don't think so well.
00:33:01But...
00:33:01अधना मकावन वजसे पीज़ आम अपना पारे, थाना अजसे कि अजसे हुआ हुआ है
00:33:29अगिन्स आग एकान आगा, सक्क्यावारी के बाराइद अगारी के सफस्टों
00:33:38आगो क सक्क्रीइग क्रीदाओरे का रखे अगा से भाम
00:33:40जबता मैं अगो का इंगा इंगा
00:33:42लषबता उखता इंगा
00:33:43लबस्टाब
00:33:48आगा
00:33:49गाल
00:33:50कि हिएरे नमानांगते हूप वह बbait हूखा हूएнок
00:34:10स lect NO NO NOT NOW
00:34:11झाल वाइमते हूऑ टे हुआ
00:34:14gelecek हुझ जा भłos अर्ट से अर्ट गॉँ पो
00:34:20अँमिट!
00:34:21नगों वीर वारे लीए नपने हुआ
00:34:33मैंपने है
00:34:38अई वश्सेट अटर शिट्टर शित्ट शिट जयुड़
00:34:42जिए व्यड़्से लिए इजैंज
00:34:53are you okay
00:35:04are you fucking kidding me
00:35:08did you just leave and come back so you could do that
00:35:11take some water
00:35:13fuck water, I want some fucking cocaine
00:35:17oh fuck
00:35:18सकी को आगया भॉमने बाएम में अ
00:35:25अ का दार अ मैंगी अा झाल
00:35:28अ, I don't know but I'm obviously hoping
00:35:31it's not his fault
00:35:33oh
00:35:35oh
00:35:37well
00:35:37it just you knew
00:35:38everybody knows except for all toad
00:35:41it wasn't like that
00:35:42as long as he D�� deHey�kymer doesn't find out we're fine
00:35:45We're fine
00:35:46We're fine
00:35:50We're fine
00:35:51Until he visits your poor little Siebel Dad
00:35:54On a fucking deathbed
00:35:56Tug his father still alive
00:35:58Take that back
00:35:59I'll tell you one thing boy
00:36:01He's not gonna be alive when my dad gets his hands on him
00:36:04Or if you
00:36:05Make this go catch up
00:36:11You
00:36:13I'm going to the bar
00:36:15Fuck my sponsor
00:36:36Really
00:36:38Thought you had to call your sponsor
00:36:42You didn't drink it
00:36:44Well you thought about it
00:36:46And you promised
00:36:49Go away Esme
00:36:51I'm not cleaning up after you again
00:36:55Well do you know what Mum
00:36:57Do you know what I'm gonna get you for Christmas
00:36:59A nice big wooden cross
00:37:02So next time you feel
00:37:04Unappreciated for all your sacrifices
00:37:07You can climb on up there
00:37:08And nail yourself to it
00:37:17Lucas
00:37:26I love you
00:37:27I love you
00:37:29I love you
00:37:34Yes, the movie did well
00:37:36We are very proud
00:37:46The adjudicator of course
00:37:47He picks the winner
00:37:52That is not correct
00:37:54He just an official
00:37:56Gabriel choose the winner
00:37:58I know Alan
00:37:59And I hope we have made a big impression on him
00:38:02And his father Gabriel
00:38:05We do rap movie next
00:38:07He picks
00:38:07I love you
00:38:09I love you
00:38:10I love you
00:38:12I love you
00:38:13I love you
00:38:25There was a lot of nudity in Gods
00:38:29Yes, well nudity was very important in our story of Gods of Shoreditch
00:38:34But some were more comfortable than others
00:38:39I think sometimes nudity is considered controversial in some cultures
00:38:44Because it challenges the standards of modesty
00:38:48Yes, exactly
00:38:50Nudity, it's a state of mind
00:38:52I'll happily wander around the house all day with no clothes on
00:38:56Just let it all hang out
00:38:58Feel that breeze
00:39:00It's quite liberating
00:39:03Would I be shallow if I said size doesn't matter?
00:39:11It's perfectly adequate
00:39:17Is it true
00:39:19That it's all a farce?
00:39:21I don't really know
00:39:23Well you seem very close with Alan
00:39:25He must have told you something
00:39:27This is starting to feel like an intervention
00:39:30Or maybe an interrogation
00:39:32It's because everyone is hiding something
00:39:35Esme
00:39:36We're just curious
00:39:38This festival is really important to us
00:39:41We have vested interest
00:39:44Look
00:39:45I don't want to speak out of turn
00:39:47And I understand that you guys are anxious
00:39:50But really you have to speak to Alan about this
00:39:52Oh, we will
00:39:53Don't you worry about that
00:39:58The mountain has arrived
00:40:01You know we all know that you're here
00:40:03Can you help with this please?
00:40:05They know Alan, you might as well just tell me the truth
00:40:08The truth will set you free
00:40:10Okay, I've spoken to my dad in the hospital
00:40:12He is getting better
00:40:14It is a question of whether he can do the sign off though
00:40:17No he can't, not while he's in hospital
00:40:20What's the sign off?
00:40:21The festival director has to sign off on the adjudicator's paperwork
00:40:26Can't Alan do that?
00:40:28Are you the festival director Alan?
00:40:30No, I'm the
00:40:31Yeah, not the festival director then
00:40:34What's that smell?
00:40:37Listen, monkey boy
00:40:39I swear to God and the Sonny Jesus
00:40:42If you don't find a solution
00:40:44I'm gonna drop kick your head
00:40:46And I've done seven days
00:40:48Intensive stage of combat
00:40:50So you, you watch yourself
00:41:03Forget the gold particle this is producing
00:41:05Oh yeah, just without the money or the credit
00:41:08You'll cut out for greater things
00:41:11Yeah, well you clearly haven't met my dad
00:41:12He's gonna kill my movie
00:41:16Still living in his shadow, just like Tug
00:41:18He'd own himself to be true
00:41:20Yeah, well that's really easy for you to say
00:41:21You're an award-winning actress
00:41:22With a string of movie towels behind you
00:41:25And I'm just
00:41:25And you're currently a festival director
00:41:29Ah, yeah I see
00:41:30Trying to sway influence with the festival director
00:41:32To try and win an award
00:41:33It's not gonna work
00:41:34Oh my, what's a girl got to do?
00:41:40Mate, borrow your shaver?
00:41:42Yeah, sure, whatever you need
00:41:44Keep that towel on and I'll cut your hair
00:41:48Hotel cleaning service?
00:41:49For sure
00:41:51Mike, can we grab a look at your movie?
00:41:54Sure
00:41:55It's your funeral
00:42:04Well, this is it
00:42:06This is where Iron Mike is staying tonight
00:42:10Because I did have three iron bath tubs
00:42:13They were all tied together
00:42:15And it was really, really, really good
00:42:17Always get a wee check on the buns
00:42:19Because you just don't know what's on these buns
00:42:22Mike, this is good
00:42:26And phone boxes
00:42:29Always keep your eye out for them
00:42:30A lot of people must them
00:42:31It's really good
00:42:33It's really good
00:42:56It's really good
00:43:12You, uh, you calm down, yeah?
00:43:17Can I sit?
00:43:18Help yourself, you usually do
00:43:21I wake up this morning and you're gone
00:43:23I didn't think you'd notice they're intensely snoring
00:43:28I'm at a loss here, Esme
00:43:30What's going on?
00:43:33Do you remember the little talk me and you had?
00:43:35I support you, you support me
00:43:39That's all I ever do is support you
00:43:42Yeah, well, you've been missing an action all weekend
00:43:46I've been here all this time
00:43:47The question is, where have you been?
00:43:51Clever
00:43:53How's that working out for you?
00:43:57That's the thing about relationships
00:43:59They give you reason to live
00:44:02Revenge
00:44:04Hey, hey, do you remember this?
00:44:06I've heard there was a secret chord
00:44:09No
00:44:10That David played it pleased the Lord
00:44:14But you don't really care for movies, do ya?
00:44:19It goes like this
00:44:21The fourth, the fifth
00:44:23Sit down!
00:44:24The major falls, the minor lifts
00:44:27The baffled king composing
00:44:31Sing hallelujah
00:44:34No?
00:44:36Those old cheap moves aren't gonna work on me anymore
00:44:38I've got plenty of new cheap moves for you
00:44:41How are you gonna face all these people when they find out you paid for the award?
00:44:45The question is, babe
00:44:48Do you feel paid for?
00:45:01Esme?
00:45:06That's bad, GG mate
00:45:07You need to let her take a moment
00:45:08But she's upset.
00:45:11Having your bridges burned is never gonna be easy.
00:45:13But she's strong.
00:45:27I think he's better from an older person.
00:45:31But this is your fault, Jess.
00:45:33You were in a fucking movie!
00:45:35She was very Gibbyan as an actress.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:38Okay, can one of you please just tell me what's going on?
00:45:43Rachel can't do it.
00:45:45We forgot Jade posted on Rachel's socials that she was so bitchy she's probably playing the werewolf.
00:45:51Why?
00:45:52Because it was my role!
00:46:01Wow, what a transformation.
00:46:04Hey, got myself some new threads.
00:46:09It's gonna be a long night.
00:46:24I mean, this is getting ridiculous.
00:46:29Sorry.
00:46:30Caroline! Hi! Um...
00:46:33Hey, Alan.
00:46:35Could I be the most beautiful girl in the world?
00:46:38Uh, Caroline, wow. Um, what are you doing here?
00:46:43I mean, I'm glad that you are, but why?
00:46:47Seems most men take advantage. Except you, of course.
00:46:52Hmm.
00:46:52Giggles was a mistake.
00:46:55I'll still do your announcements, if you want me.
00:46:59Really? Oh, Caroline, absolutely, that'd be amazing! Yes, yes, thank you, thank you so much!
00:47:05Wow, slaying it, Mike.
00:47:07Nobody even seen a man on a suit.
00:47:10Ah, she's just getting a bit excited.
00:47:12Our film's showing today.
00:47:14Malicious intent. Gangster comedy.
00:47:16Has malicious intent even got a chance?
00:47:19Well, it's a lower budget than Tug's film, but hopefully we spent the money where it really mattered.
00:47:25We got the secret ingredient.
00:47:27Me? I'm the secret ingredient.
00:47:30Well, look, when Millie was ten, we'd done a short film together called Daddy's Girl.
00:47:37Those clips are a springboard for malicious intent. It's like the story picks up from that point.
00:47:45She was much cuter then. Not such a pain in the arse.
00:47:52Well, the best advice I can give is that you never know who's going to grow up to be famous,
00:47:57so just make yourself available.
00:47:59Oh, don't be a tart.
00:48:00Well, I wish it was Beyonce.
00:48:06I've been looking for you.
00:48:08Found me.
00:48:09Well, I thought maybe you wanted some space.
00:48:11Good choice.
00:48:12Or you could just kill all the girls prettier than me.
00:48:15Or maybe just Tug, so.
00:48:20Where are all the good guys, Dad? In the heart or in the head?
00:48:24You think I'm a good guy?
00:48:27Well, when your instinct tells you to do something, you don't do it.
00:48:31So, maybe when it tells you not to, that's when you should.
00:48:35Oh.
00:48:38Read the room, Alan. This is the consensual kissing part.
00:48:44Caroline's back.
00:48:47Um.
00:48:49Your ex that caught with your best friend, Caroline?
00:48:53Yeah. She wants to present the awards.
00:48:57That's good, I guess. Great for you.
00:48:59Well, the whole thing with giggles was a mistake.
00:49:01I mean, I always thought so, but I guess she's realised it too, so...
00:49:05Yeah, no, great. So pleased to be here.
00:49:09Are you okay?
00:49:10Yeah, just peachy. Learning lessons all the time.
00:49:15Right, um, um, sorry, just one second, thank you.
00:49:30Ladies and gentlemen, I would be happy to present our next film, Malicious Intent.
00:49:36No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait!
00:49:43Um.
00:49:47My apologies.
00:49:49There will now be a short interval as I need a word with the festival director.
00:49:55Young man.
00:49:58This is totally irregular.
00:50:01My paperwork should have been signed and she mailed off this morning.
00:50:07Look, I understand. He's just busy.
00:50:10He fobbed me off with that before.
00:50:12Where is your father? He is festival director.
00:50:15Fully understand. End of the next movie, he'll be here.
00:50:18Yeah, listen, young man.
00:50:20This might seem like a game to you, but it's also my job.
00:50:24And I don't like explaining to my line managers that I can't manage a simple task such as getting a...
00:50:31Signature!
00:50:33Stand on me, I will sort it.
00:50:37It's our big day.
00:50:40Uh, yeah. It is.
00:51:03I curse them to hell, as her both thought the swell.
00:51:07I curse them to hell, as her both thought the swell.
00:51:08Our ship danced like a moth in the firelight.
00:51:13Wild horses rode high, as the devil passed by.
00:51:17Taking souls into Hades by twilight.
00:51:23Five weeks out to sea, we were now forty-three.
00:51:28We buried our comrades each morning.
00:51:31In our own slime, we were lost in the time.
00:51:37Endless night we were dawning.
00:51:44Oh, I wish I was back home in Derry.
00:51:51Oh, I wish I was...
00:51:54So essentially, it's like a black ops agent.
00:51:57Oh, oh, Caroline, you have to meet our president movie star, Esme Presley.
00:52:02Today everyone's a star, they're all billed as Star Rangle, also starring without earning that recognition.
00:52:08Caroline, you're back.
00:52:10From outer space.
00:52:12I notice you cry a lot in your films. Your tear ducts must be very close to your bladder.
00:52:18Has Alan talked you into the presenting?
00:52:20All these Best Actress nominees and I'm just thinking, shut up and get a salad.
00:52:25Uh, so, um, Caroline thinks that we should just come clean with your adjudicator.
00:52:30Not the best idea.
00:52:32Is that your own thought or do you need a screenwriter?
00:52:37Caroline, we should be friends.
00:52:41Yes, I agree. Best friends.
00:52:46I think that ending needs work.
00:52:47How about less silly questions and a bit more shut the hell up?
00:52:51How did you make her look younger in the film? Was that computer stuff?
00:52:56This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep.
00:53:00I ain't saying anything.
00:53:01So then, your, uh, your style's clearly more gangster than it is horror?
00:53:07Hey, that character played Dudley in your movie?
00:53:11He was awesome.
00:53:14Joy.
00:53:17Alright, ladies and gentlemen, our next film is...
00:53:22Sex.
00:53:25Have fun.
00:53:58Time to do it.
00:54:00Time to do it.
00:54:02There's no escape from what I must do.
00:54:06Turn around and bend over.
00:54:10I can't wait forever.
00:54:14I think it's time to leave.
00:54:16I'm young. I'm all dressed up.
00:54:19I'm on my way to marry the asexual awakening.
00:54:22And there's 290 years separating me from the films of Kevin Smith.
00:54:26But that doesn't mean it's true.
00:54:32If time don't wait for no one.
00:54:37How can I wait for you?
00:54:42Tough love.
00:54:43Tough love.
00:54:48It is complete love.
00:54:50It is complete love.
00:54:52All our hearts will do.
00:55:02Didn't fancy sex then?
00:55:05It was beauty that killed the beast
00:55:07Malicious intent should be good competition for Tug
00:55:10It might blindside him
00:55:13We can hope so
00:55:14But look, I'm probably the most non-competitive person here
00:55:17So, I win
00:55:20Secrets and lies
00:55:23Come with me
00:55:28This is bang out of order
00:55:29Have you any idea how much shit I went through to get the day off today?
00:55:33This ain't my day job, you know
00:55:34It's not Alan's fault
00:55:37Well, this does land squarely on Alan's door
00:55:40I was thinking, since no-one saw the ending of my film
00:55:44Can we screen it again, maybe?
00:55:48Look at you, all of you
00:55:50No problem is too big, we can't fix it if we work together
00:55:55Esme, you're beautiful on the inside
00:55:57But it's important you understand your limitations
00:56:00Alan, what I'm saying is
00:56:03If anyone actually saw the ending of the film
00:56:05Then people would know that my character disguises himself as older
00:56:08I will play your dad
00:56:10And I will sign off this whole festival
00:56:16What?
00:56:17I've got range
00:56:21Kim!
00:56:23I can't play Gabriel
00:56:25That accent's incredibly tricky
00:56:27If you don't do it, then all of this is over for everyone
00:56:32Hello, son
00:56:33How are you?
00:56:35God, this has disaster written all over it
00:56:39Something is missing
00:56:40Could be range
00:56:43The meanness
00:56:44Yeah, Gabriel is an arsehole
00:56:47Oi, I'm not happy
00:56:49And I don't like it
00:56:50Oh my god
00:56:53Oh my god
00:56:53Who's me?
00:56:55Is my fust scrub in there?
00:56:58Yes, it's gonna be brilliant
00:57:02And bring me a razor as well, will you?
00:57:22You've been blowing hot and cold me all day
00:57:25Everything's fine in my world
00:57:28You might want to tell your face that
00:57:31This is a big day for us
00:57:33You bought the award, Tug
00:57:35Hardly meritable
00:57:37I read a book about this once
00:57:38You sure it was a book?
00:57:40You sure it wasn't nothing?
00:57:42This is show business
00:57:43Not care business
00:57:46You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend
00:57:49And do you not want to meet a producer?
00:57:52And just for that, when the movie comes out
00:57:55I'm gonna get Matt Damon to play you
00:57:56Oh
00:57:58Well maybe I'll get Jade to play you then
00:58:01Jade?
00:58:02Yeah
00:58:03Your new producing partner
00:58:06A little girl-on-girl action
00:58:10I'm joking
00:58:12Unless
00:58:13Unless you'd be up for it
00:58:22Geez, I was only joking
00:58:23It's not a joke
00:58:25I'm feeling lost
00:58:27Hey
00:58:28I've heard there was a secret code
00:58:30Stop
00:58:31That Michael played to please the Lord
00:58:33Stop!
00:58:36If I explained it, I think I'd only confuse you
00:58:41Do you know what?
00:58:43I think it's times like this
00:58:44If I wasn't a multi-award winning, talented filmmaker
00:58:48And you were just an ordinary girl
00:58:50Then we wouldn't have these problems
00:58:53On Gods of Shoreditch
00:58:55I was supposed to be an associate producer
00:58:57But in reality I was more of a dog's body
00:59:00Seriously, this again
00:59:02I told you
00:59:03It's whatever it takes to get this shot
00:59:09Look
00:59:10You can produce the next one in full
00:59:13Yeah, my dad's already on board
00:59:16Take that back
00:59:17And I'll kill you
00:59:19You're the producer
00:59:22Game face on
00:59:24Hooray for Hollywood
00:59:37When you hold the bloody lift
00:59:39Oh, didn't I?
00:59:43Come on
00:59:44Come on
00:59:47Yes
00:59:49Oh, God
00:59:50Oh, God
01:00:11It's not really my thing
01:00:13Besides, Gabriel would wear something like this, right?
01:00:16No, I've got a bad feeling about this
01:00:18Listen, son
01:00:18I've got this whole routine work there
01:00:20No, routine, okay?
01:00:22This isn't an audition
01:00:23Just say hello and then sign the pissing document
01:00:25Where's your wife?
01:00:27I think we should just come clean
01:00:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:30Hello
01:00:31Hello
01:00:32You must be the adjudicator
01:00:33My son Alan's been telling me all about you
01:00:36Ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:38Sorry for being a bit busy
01:00:39This film festival malarkey
01:00:41Kept me on me toes
01:00:42Yes
01:00:43Seems to have ramped up a notch
01:00:46With the screening of Gods of Shoreditch
01:00:47One of my personal favourites
01:00:50Um
01:00:51Now that you're here
01:00:54Uh
01:00:55My
01:00:55Paperwork
01:00:57Needs a signature
01:00:58Absolutely
01:00:59Happy to
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh
01:01:06Sorry
01:01:07Forgot who it was there for a second
01:01:11Is that a what?
01:01:14I'll need a final signing off
01:01:17When the winners are announced
01:01:21Your accent seems off
01:01:25Uh
01:01:27It's
01:01:28It's
01:01:29Posh voice
01:01:30A Posh telephone voice
01:01:32Yeah
01:01:33I should use it all the time really
01:01:35Ha ha ha
01:01:36Right
01:01:37Your Honour
01:01:37May I show you to the next screening?
01:01:43Oh
01:01:46You know my movies
01:01:47Are inherently amazing
01:01:50It's all about the big screen
01:01:53And it's not easy being an action star
01:02:02Shouldn't you be up there
01:02:04Now that you're here?
01:02:06Yes
01:02:07Uh
01:02:08Absolutely
01:02:09He is such a star
01:02:11When it comes to these things
01:02:16Uh
01:02:17Ladies and gentlemen
01:02:18I'd like to
01:02:19Ahem
01:02:20Introduce to you
01:02:22Gods
01:02:23Of
01:02:23Shoreditch
01:02:25And it stars
01:02:26Big round of applause
01:02:27For it stars
01:02:28Esme Presley
01:02:30And
01:02:31Tugs
01:02:31Beatman
01:02:46Good entrance
01:02:48You wanna see the one I'm gonna make when I win my award?
01:02:54What?
01:02:55No!
01:02:55Get out!
01:02:58Crazy filmmakers trying to draw attention to their film
01:03:02I thought they were quite fun
01:03:08You know they do say I'm the new Robert Rodriguez
01:03:10Except I star in my own movies as well
01:03:13Maybe Robert was smarter
01:03:21You fought well despite the twisted ankle
01:03:25You will live to fight another day
01:03:28And I assure you it is not serious
01:03:30I took the liberty of feeling the bone
01:03:33And it is perfectly sound
01:03:36Oh sir
01:03:37How will I ever thank you?
01:03:39Please
01:03:40Do not think of it
01:03:41It is my honour to serve you
01:03:45Will you not be seated?
01:03:47Pray
01:03:48Excuse me
01:03:49I do not wish to leave a watermark
01:03:54Permit me to call tomorrow afternoon
01:03:57So that I may inquire after you
01:04:04Fight hard
01:04:06Fight for me
01:04:14Alan's pitching me some shitty book movie
01:04:18The Gold Particles the third book in a series
01:04:22That guy
01:04:23The Irish Connection
01:04:25Masaka
01:04:26And fucking Chips
01:04:27Shit
01:04:29That director
01:04:30Is the worst
01:04:31He couldn't even direct traffic
01:04:33You know they should have came to
01:04:35Me
01:04:36Tug Speedman
01:04:39You know I'm right babe
01:04:54Fun and happiness in short supply?
01:04:57Out of the frying pan and into the fire
01:04:59It is always difficult when one person moves on
01:05:02Hmm
01:05:04Spoke to dad this morning
01:05:06He's recovering
01:05:07But no mention of my movie so
01:05:10Nice guys do it for the shots
01:05:12Yeah
01:05:15You're planning something that's going to get me in trouble aren't you?
01:05:18Oh most definitely
01:05:42You know that I'm here
01:05:44She's missing her
01:05:45To be able to pull a gun
01:05:46To be able to get a gun
01:05:46To be able to pull her
01:05:46To be able to get the gun
01:05:46To be able to get the gun
01:05:47To be able to get the gun
01:05:48To be able to take the gun
01:05:49खन्सक चेखड़ का जाराओ कि प्लुकाँ ब्हाम उख यहाम यहाम कुछ फि ने जिए हम यहाम यहाम प्लुकाँ
01:06:18अलन?
01:06:20अलन?
01:06:23जा जा जो है जा वुर झान वी जुर्वाद का है
01:06:25युर्फे है वी उलाओ प्रवाद की पानली शिर्वात
01:06:30फिल रोत इलिए गुट्स
01:06:33भी है रहाती जा-टो इले फिर वर्वाद था वाँ यूर्षो न यूर्वाद
01:06:42इला इला वोगहां वी
01:06:54वने कर दो में जढे करेंगार जो पत्ना इधर इंवा ताव्यड भाली प्रोप प्राइड बीक अँड़ें करनाली।
01:07:06एमनली जसे उड़े ही अगारी है तो क्सक्कों में एंप फॉछें क्या।
01:07:16भी क seni वेल्सी कहती है goofy सुपवियल इली Jahre को इली हा
01:07:29धु को बन्हाती है
01:07:29बढ हैं से किसमी है...
01:07:33इर
01:07:34ज गालने लोट सैक्ती है
01:07:40Well, this is it
01:07:42This is where
01:07:44Iron Mike is staying the night
01:07:46Because
01:07:47I did have three iron bathtubs
01:07:49They were all tied together
01:07:51And it was really, really, really good
01:07:53I don't know what you want me to say
01:07:57Mike's was the best film
01:07:59I have no patience with best
01:08:01I have no patience with fairness
01:08:03Life is not fair
01:08:05Love is not fair
01:08:07And as long as we still breathe
01:08:10The air of a free capitalist society
01:08:13Business will never be fair
01:08:17Sacrifice, Alan
01:08:20Like the kamikaze pilots used to do
01:08:22Yeah, that's a discomforting stay, isn't it?
01:08:26Hemorrhoids cause discomfort
01:08:27This is open-heart surgery
01:08:36Fuck the phone, Alan
01:08:38You said I could produce
01:08:40I will knock you the fuck out right here
01:08:43Right now
01:08:44We did the right thing
01:08:47Are you okay?
01:08:51Movie stars do not have opinions
01:08:56Sorry, I know you're his dad
01:08:57But Alan worked damn hard
01:08:59Throughout this festival
01:09:00And I suppose the bros code is over
01:09:03Now you fucking tug's wife
01:09:05I think I'm done here
01:09:09We're bloody ruins
01:09:22Ah, Alan
01:09:23You know what I'm gonna say
01:09:25Yes, I know
01:09:25You're ending
01:09:26But I'm not being funny
01:09:27The only thing I care about ending
01:09:28Is this festival
01:09:29Eyes front
01:09:31God, does making movies
01:09:32Have to be all this difficult?
01:09:34I'm looking forward to this
01:09:35Who's doing your presentation?
01:09:37Hope is a surprise
01:09:38Oh, me too
01:09:39If she shows up
01:09:40Hmm?
01:09:42Hmm?
01:09:43Hmm
01:09:43I do love surprises
01:09:57Ladies and gentlemen
01:09:58Please put your hands together
01:09:59For our wonderful guest speaker
01:10:01Caroline Doherty
01:10:08So very glad
01:10:10To be here this evening
01:10:11Amongst all
01:10:12The wonderful filmmakers
01:10:14And stars
01:10:15To be a filmmaker
01:10:17You have to be psychotic
01:10:18In your desire to do something
01:10:20For the first category
01:10:23Best actress
01:10:25In a feature film
01:10:27Millie Ward
01:10:28The Militius Accent
01:10:33Esme Presley
01:10:34In Gods of Shoreditch
01:10:39And Fran Walsh
01:10:41In The Hey Mr. DJ
01:10:45And the winner is
01:10:47This is just a start
01:10:48Esme Presley
01:10:55So very well done
01:10:56I would like to show
01:10:59My immense gratitude
01:11:01To all of the team
01:11:03Involved in Gods
01:11:09And for our first
01:11:11Best Picture nominee
01:11:13We have
01:11:13Hey Mr. DJ
01:11:15You didn't think to tank me
01:11:16The man who made it all happen
01:11:18A film about a time
01:11:20In the 90s
01:11:21Where DJs were Gods
01:11:22And gangsters
01:11:23Ruled the streets
01:11:24Your ego will be strict enough tonight
01:11:27Let's have a look
01:11:34What'd you throw up there?
01:11:36Just some bags
01:11:37I was storing stuff in
01:11:41Right
01:11:41Get yourself freshened up
01:11:42Got a great place
01:11:43For us to go to
01:11:43Oscar
01:11:44I'm not feeling up to it
01:11:45Hey
01:11:46You're single now remember
01:11:47Half an hour off
01:11:50And the next category is
01:11:53Best Newcomer nominees
01:11:55Lynn Chang for
01:11:56Opera In The Evening Garden
01:11:58Millie Ward for
01:12:00Malicious Intent
01:12:01And Jess Bronski
01:12:04In Mysterious
01:12:06And the winner is
01:12:08Millie Ward in
01:12:10Malicious Intent
01:12:17Oh my god
01:12:18I don't even know what to say
01:12:19Thank you so much
01:12:20To the festival
01:12:22Thank you so much
01:12:23To everyone
01:12:24That I've met
01:12:25And if you would like
01:12:26To come
01:12:27For drinks afterwards
01:12:29Then meet me at 7th
01:12:31She knows how proud
01:12:32I am of her
01:12:33Don't you
01:12:34Hey
01:12:34I was nervous
01:12:35And I got one
01:12:37I mean
01:12:38It looks like
01:12:39Roughly the right shape
01:12:40I mean
01:12:40It's going to save me
01:12:41A tonne of barries
01:12:43And our next best film
01:12:45Nominee is for
01:12:47Malicious Intent
01:13:05And the next category
01:13:07Is best editing nominees
01:13:08We have
01:13:10Emmett Bronski
01:13:12In Mysterious
01:13:13Target Speedman
01:13:15For Gods of Shoreditch
01:13:16George Chang
01:13:18For Opera In The Evening Garden
01:13:21And the winner is
01:13:23Well this is a vindication
01:13:25Considering no one
01:13:27Saw the ending
01:13:27And our third best film nominee
01:13:30Is Gods of Shoreditch
01:13:32A story about
01:13:33Time travelling gangsters
01:13:36By night one way
01:13:37By day another
01:13:39This shall be the norm
01:13:40Until you take
01:13:42True love's first kiss
01:13:43And love takes
01:13:45Its true form
01:13:53In a rather exciting category
01:13:56Best Actor nominees
01:13:58We have
01:13:59We have George Chang
01:14:00In Opera
01:14:01In The Evening Garden
01:14:04And Schraff Ward
01:14:06In Malicious Intent
01:14:08Tug Speedman
01:14:11In Gods of Shoreditch
01:14:13And the winner is
01:14:17Tug Speedman
01:14:21Gutted me
01:14:22Proper gutted
01:14:24Honestly thought I was in
01:14:25With his chat
01:14:28Me too
01:14:29I was the best actor
01:14:30And our fourth best film nominee
01:14:34I didn't know nothing about
01:14:35No fourth nomination
01:14:36Is a work of modern day art
01:14:39Versus immense need
01:14:41Now let's have a look at
01:14:43To Homelessness and The Man
01:14:44By Mike Reed
01:14:45So there's certain things
01:14:47That you would do
01:14:48Well certain things you look for
01:14:49Like shopping centre
01:14:50Pounds on the trolleys
01:14:52That's a pound like
01:14:53Pounds like
01:14:57Two hundred pound
01:14:58And we're down to the final award
01:15:00Of the evening
01:15:01Best overall film
01:15:03Of the festival
01:15:04And the winner is
01:15:07Hardly a win
01:15:08If you paid for it
01:15:11Mike Reed
01:15:25Well it looks like
01:15:26Mike is my best film title
01:15:28Thanks and everything
01:15:31The beds are really comfortable
01:15:38This isn't right
01:15:40That fucking film
01:15:41Wasn't even in the program
01:15:43What the hell even is
01:15:44This fucking shit film
01:15:45My daddy paid for all of this
01:15:48What are you talking about
01:15:50This was all paid for
01:15:51No not him
01:15:53That's just a shit actor
01:15:55This is outrageous
01:15:57I knew something was wrong
01:16:01Okay
01:16:02I thought he was pretty convincing
01:16:04You falsified records
01:16:07There may well be charges
01:16:09What charges?
01:16:11No no please
01:16:11Alright look I'm sorry
01:16:12This whole thing was my fault
01:16:14Don't punish or charge anyone else
01:16:16My dad
01:16:17Gabriel
01:16:18Guy from the phone
01:16:19Had a massive heart attack
01:16:21And he had so much money
01:16:22Invested in this festival
01:16:23And is Tug Speedman
01:16:26Telling the truth?
01:16:27Technically yes
01:16:28Most of it was his money
01:16:29His father's money
01:16:31Yes but
01:16:32We went with our hearts
01:16:33And that's why
01:16:34Mike won best film
01:16:35I don't judge the films
01:16:38Merely here to make sure
01:16:39That the festival is run properly
01:16:41From what you're telling me
01:16:42This has been an absolute farce
01:16:52Mr. Audjudicator
01:16:54Excuse me for interrupting
01:16:56I have known Esme
01:16:57A long time
01:16:59And well if my word has any bearing
01:17:03Esme
01:17:04She always speaks from her heart
01:17:07Ms. Warren
01:17:11Ms. Warren
01:17:13Ms. Warren
01:17:16Ms. Warren
01:17:17I am a huge fan of your movies
01:17:23And your words do carry
01:17:25Significant weight
01:17:27But this is
01:17:28An official matter
01:17:30I fully understand that
01:17:34But
01:17:35If Esme says that
01:17:37Homeless Man is the best film
01:17:39I would not disagree
01:17:44Thank you Rachel
01:17:46You're welcome
01:18:13Producers
01:18:14Is this jacket okay?
01:18:16It feels a bit big
01:18:21Sometimes he's got to take the chances
01:18:24Do you regret taking a chance on me?
01:18:26Who am I to argue with the producer?
01:18:32Do you miss Tuck?
01:18:35Wherever he is
01:18:36And whatever he's doing
01:18:37Let's just hope he's not missing us
01:18:51Total submission bitches
01:18:54Is this gonna hurt?
01:18:56True love is pain
01:18:57Seems like Biddingasia
01:19:04Do you miss Tuck?
01:19:18Do you miss Tuck
01:19:26Take care
01:19:27Don't
01:19:39जो स्टूरा जाखूर्च अटॉट इनुर्म...
01:19:56and
01:19:57action
01:20:02I'm not playing a streetwalker
01:20:05it's a tart with a heart
01:20:07what a second rate streetwalker wear an outfit like this
01:20:09on first class, one best new come on
01:20:11just do it at Harry's Britain please baby
01:20:16idiot
01:20:19so you know the saying
01:20:20never work with children or animals
01:20:23कर दो लिए अखनी रेलाए़ प्रीलीर करद एब कर दो कंद।
01:21:01कि रन्याया आईया मिया कि रन्यायदों
01:21:44कि विविव और कि अपक्पर क्या किवा इसके हैं
01:21:47इसे एंपने से इसके इसके पर हताब विविविव इसके इसके छोगगा है
01:21:50I never did thank you, did I?
01:21:56Emmett!
01:22:01I've got something for you.
01:22:02Oh God, please do not kidnap me now.
01:22:05You'll like this.
01:22:10Oh please, he did it to himself when we went back on his word.
01:22:15You're welcome.
01:22:18Why did you just not leave us alone?
01:22:21We told you time and time again, but you still don't listen to you, sister.
01:22:30Oh, okay.
01:22:46This is for me.
01:22:46We're going to be quiet down.
01:22:46We're going forward to let you go behind.
01:22:47You're welcome.
01:22:47Let's go ahead and travel.
01:22:47Thanks, have a great day.
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