00:00This is the dining room, open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
00:03Great.
00:05What's your policy on guests?
00:07You know, like business clients or grandmothers of co-workers.
00:12Guests are welcome as long as they're accompanied by a member.
00:15So, sign us up.
00:16Me as well.
00:17You two I can take care of today, Ms. McAllister.
00:20I'll need your husband to come down and fill out the paperwork.
00:22He's not interested. It'll just be me.
00:25Oh, I'm sorry.
00:28Membership is actually reserved for men.
00:30So, wait. I can't be a member?
00:32Well, as a spouse, you'd be an auxiliary member.
00:35Auxiliary?
00:36That's a good word, huh? Right up there with ergo.
00:40You're gonna let this yokel be a member and not me?
00:43Hey, I ain't no dang yokel.
00:46See?
00:48I'm sorry, ma'am. Men only. It's club policy.
00:51That is outrageous.
00:53Amanda, let's go.
00:54Hold on. Do auxiliary members have access to the pool, the steam room, and the bar?
01:00And child care.
01:01See ya. Sign us up.
01:15Down, arms straight, feet shorter with heart.
01:21Don't overthink it.
01:23First time anyone's ever said that to me.
01:25Give it a try.
01:30You're swinging with your arms. It's all about the hips. Here, watch mine.
01:35I'd rather not.
01:36What's your problem?
01:38You're my mother-in-law. I like to pretend you don't have hips.
01:42Don't be a baby. Watch.
01:50Dang.
01:51Did you see how I rotated my hips?
01:53The ones you don't have yet.
01:56Give it a shot.
02:07Nice.
02:08That felt better. You're a good teacher.
02:11Well, thank you. You're a good student.
02:14Another thing no one's ever said.
02:27Really? You're this guy now?
02:29Shh. You don't talk when someone's putting. It's bad etiquette.
02:32Etiquette?
02:33I golf. Ergo, I say etiquette.
02:36Can you even name one famous golfer?
02:39Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.
02:42Happy Gilmore.
02:44Oh, and the guy who invented lemonade and tea.
02:46Arnold Palmer.
02:47Yep. I was thinking Shirley Temple, but I knew that wasn't right.
02:52Hey.
02:53I didn't think you were working today.
02:55Uh, I needed to get out of the house.
02:57She's still mad?
02:58That we live in a sexist society where men get everything?
03:01Nah, she's over it.
03:03You really need to belong to that stupid place.
03:05Heck yeah.
03:06I went last night for a drink, ended up chatting with the guy who owns the Chevy dealership.
03:10Really? That could be huge for us.
03:13Still think I should quit?
03:15No, I guess it's a smart play.
03:17Ruben.
03:19We're coming.
03:21Coming.
03:23Tell Mrs. McAllister I have a woman partner.
03:25She'll like that.
03:34Morning.
03:35Morning, me.
03:44Anyone going to ask why I'm mad?
03:47Sorry, what's up?
03:49Because of you, Audrey wants to join some country club.
03:52What? No, the club was going to be our thing.
03:55They can be members too.
03:56But one of the perks of the club is that they're not in it.
04:00Morning.
04:02You look nice.
04:03Oh, thank you.
04:04I'm going to go check out the country club.
04:07Happy?
04:09Don't worry.
04:10You don't have to come.
04:11We're going to check it out too.
04:13Oh, great.
04:14We can all go together.
04:16Happy?
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