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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:10Like that?
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No!
00:01:31No no no no no no no!
00:01:33No!
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44Alright.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:49What?
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:11No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:13Can't you know it?
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey roomie.
00:02:37It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:49I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:07Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:20Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:23Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:41Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:05He loves them.
00:06:13Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:48We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:17Um...
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:40You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:49Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:00Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's all right.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:25Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:35I love you!
00:08:46I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:51I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:57The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously?
00:09:17The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:21Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, you did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48And, uh, whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my messenger?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:25Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes!
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:40It's already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43That's not fair.
00:10:45Uh, yes it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Then do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:19And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Mr. You want me to take your attention?
00:11:29Yes.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:31My only.
00:11:33I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40Brett.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:42Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47I need a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just, I...
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:07Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, are you sure?
00:12:16I'll tell you what else.
00:12:17It's for grow-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:35Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:03There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:51Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You're a pro Max?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:19You're pretty.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:45But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:28Oh my God.
00:15:33Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:33The strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Littleness Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:58Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:37She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:57Hey, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett.
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:33I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:48Come on.
00:17:49Brett, please.
00:17:50This is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20What?
00:18:20No!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:59A dare is a dare!
00:19:01Stop fighting!
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V card out there.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17Are you getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:40Oh!
00:19:44Oh!
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24Yep.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41What do you think you're doing?
00:20:42You're sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay?
00:21:31I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:35Okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:56I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it.
00:22:24Just say it.
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything.
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:00Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:29Please.
00:23:38What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're ruining everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Allie?
00:24:00Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys.
00:24:05What are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07Face time to Ron.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:33It's...
00:24:33It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:38We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay? Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right. Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after. I got it, man.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:16Hey, what's up?
00:25:18What's going on? We should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Ellie. It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:40is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you are first.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hmm?
00:26:57Hey, partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. Susan need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:27And you're one of those.
00:28:30I'm gonna play.
00:28:31Not now.
00:28:33Let's go!
00:28:35...
00:28:55You ready?
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Morana's gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bruh?
00:29:54And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:30:58How do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just, it's okay.
00:31:05Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay.
00:31:21I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:32Dude, isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and
00:31:35makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48I'll...
00:31:48It's alright.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Did you get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello?
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make you look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:12All right.
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:47Where's the leg?
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, two.
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Alison Scott.
00:36:39You know she had moves.
00:36:45Alison, you're serious.
00:36:47She's so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown, Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:44Hey, oh congrats on the wind captain that was really good. Thank you, you know
00:37:50it's really just another Tuesday for me. Okay, shut up. You're a kid. Oh my god, is he actually going
00:38:10to kiss me? In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want. I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening. Kiss cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I've never wanted to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:15You're unbelievable. I hate you.
00:40:22You cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me. Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:34Okay? She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude, fuck.
00:40:50Okay. Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No. I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous. Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what? Just go in there. Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett. What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back. He can't deny it this time. It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:13Okay. Do or die?
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries. What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:37Brett, what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi. You can't talk about the kiss cam. Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what? I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie? The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished. Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare. No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no. That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:17I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what? Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator. And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get out of what?
00:43:42Brett?
00:43:43Allie, pass it down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50You chilling alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're, you're not though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:04I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it.
00:44:08So, I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:15You kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was a, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:29Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:34So, I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:18Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46Just, there's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look, charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second,
00:48:12and then you defend me the next.
00:48:13What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:16No!
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:42You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is.
00:49:02My guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison.
00:49:06You look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:17Really, for me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:49:59We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:16Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:23You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Focky, check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:02Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:04What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rod would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14No more of these stupid games.
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh, my God.
00:51:35Oh, shit.
00:51:50Oh, my God.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey, look at me.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Hey, hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't.
00:52:09I can't be awake.
00:52:09I can't be awake.
00:52:10Breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:15I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:17It hurts.
00:52:18Let's get you.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:19Let's get you.
00:52:20All right.
00:52:21All right.
00:52:23All right.
00:52:30Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32Here you go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:33You know, you could have died.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's half a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:51I don't know how this works.
00:52:53Okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:04What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:08I jumped in the pool.
00:53:09I saved your life.
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse.
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:25Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:39That's it.
00:53:40I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:41I fell in love with you.
00:53:42I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop, stop.
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:56Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:02I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him, I always just wanted to tell you that you've always
00:54:51been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:19I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:26And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:33Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:05So what do we know?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine.
00:56:22I think I already am.
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you.
00:56:31You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:33He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees how much I love you.
00:56:46I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:57I know.
00:57:00But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to be your way.
00:57:10Be secret, Lars.
00:57:27Thinking about you.
00:57:37Hi, Captain.
00:57:38When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:47Aw.
00:57:48Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:03Brett, stop.
00:58:04Don't read my smut.
00:58:06I'm telling you.
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:12Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:15Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:17Holy shit.
00:58:19That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25Oh, I feel so hot right now.
00:58:29Palm's my center.
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:34Fuck.
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:48Bye.
00:58:49Bye.
00:58:50Bye.
00:58:50Bye.
00:58:51Bye.
00:58:52Bye.
00:59:07Hey, are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:10Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:13You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:22Bye.
00:59:23Bye.
00:59:24Shoot.
00:59:25I'm late.
00:59:45Brett.
00:59:47That's Allison's.
00:59:48Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15You found my bag.
01:00:15I was looking for that.
01:00:17No problem.
01:00:21Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:30I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced
01:00:35to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:38Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:45I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:48Excuse me.
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:52And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:53Look at this.
01:00:54This is perfection.
01:00:55It's every girl's dream.
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:58And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:00I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:04Search me.
01:01:05I have nothing to hide.
01:01:11Your turn, Scott.
01:01:13Sure, but I...
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot.
01:01:18Well, well, well.
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:23I knew it.
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:28Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:33Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:36Those aren't mine.
01:01:37Right.
01:01:38A cheater and a liar.
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:42I've never seen those.
01:01:44I don't know what they are.
01:01:45I'm lying.
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:49They're mine.
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually my vitamins.
01:01:53Did you forget?
01:01:54I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:57Yeah, sorry.
01:01:57I should have labeled them or something.
01:01:59He's right.
01:02:00They're just vitamins.
01:02:01No, they aren't.
01:02:02Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these
01:02:07banned substances?
01:02:08I just...
01:02:10They look suspicious.
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:18That's enough.
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:27What?
01:02:27You can't do that.
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:30Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:32I mean, I know it.
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:38You little bitch.
01:02:39You think you can just waltz in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita.
01:02:43My decision is final.
01:02:48Listen up.
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're going to have a little timing issue.
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:56That's the point.
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:00So tragic.
01:03:01I can't do that.
01:03:02Coach will kill me.
01:03:04Fine.
01:03:04And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:07I know everything, girls.
01:03:10Every dirty little secret.
01:03:11Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:14You're cool.
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough, she never gets back up.
01:03:24Very sweet.
01:03:26What?
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something in your bag, so I swapped it out.
01:03:37I knew it.
01:03:38I knew she was up to something.
01:03:40You know, I heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before.
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:45It was when we were...
01:03:48When we were having...
01:03:53Bone sex.
01:03:55So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you...
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07No, seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:10I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:12I'm being serious, too.
01:04:13Allison.
01:04:15Perfect just who you are, okay?
01:04:18I'll always be there.
01:04:20To catch you when you fall.
01:04:23Always.
01:04:26All right, on the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:30Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:44Okay, Allison.
01:04:46Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:48You killed it.
01:05:12Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:16Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me.
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:33I could have died.
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:36Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:40Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:45Oh, Brett, thank you.
01:05:48Oh, my gosh.
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:52All right, everyone.
01:05:53In light of the performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Congratulations, captain, Scott.
01:06:07I'm proud of you.
01:06:09Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game.
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:19Allie.
01:06:20Look, I know.
01:06:21It's not what you wanted.
01:06:22It's okay.
01:06:23Because you did good.
01:06:24That's all that matters.
01:06:25Thanks, bro.
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:26I'll be right back.
01:06:27Ew.
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:30Yo, Allison.
01:06:32She is.
01:06:33Lookin' good, baby.
01:06:34Y'all do private shows.
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:39You're so gross.
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:44What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:47No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:50I'm in your dreams.
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:57You think you're so fuckin' special.
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:03How?
01:07:03By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:06I mean, that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:11You shameless whore.
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14I'm one of them.
01:07:16I do.
01:07:16You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:18She's a public boss.
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:24Hey, fuckface.
01:07:27Why don't you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth?
01:07:32Hey!
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:34That's enough!
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now.
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me!
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:46Let's...
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49All right.
01:07:50You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:58You could have broken your hand.
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:05Shut up.
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:17me out.
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:20I think it's this one.
01:08:21Let's go see the hero.
01:08:23Oh, shit.
01:08:23No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:25They can't see us like this.
01:08:27I won't let him.
01:08:29Let's tell him.
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:31In front of the entire team.
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:36What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide.
01:08:45Brett!
01:08:46Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:49John, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:54You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh...
01:09:01Doing this.
01:09:03You need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:13You gotta be quiet.
01:09:17Let's see what I'm talking about.
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:36I feel what you do to me.
01:09:38I feel what you do to me.
01:09:40It's kinda hard to miss.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:44Hard to me.
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:48We got your food.
01:09:49It's gonna get cold.
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:50I can help you.
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:57Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:05Allison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:29You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:54I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:12Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's, that's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:46Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie.
01:12:05No more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23Suck.
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38You know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:42You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:20If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy at the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:50They're vitamins.
01:13:51You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You want to check these out, principal?
01:13:58He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply, and she's been shaming them, degrading them from the bodies that they
01:14:12have.
01:14:13Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:20She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad, and it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful
01:14:27person, and she would never do anything like this, and she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:33That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:14You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students.
01:15:27As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:33Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41Party's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:42I'll throw you off!
01:15:43This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for
01:15:56everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:09All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:16So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:20Let's win!
01:16:33You're right, coach!
01:16:34State University wins it all!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:52Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
01:17:03Hey, Allison.
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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