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00:00:08You
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello? Max, where the heck are you, man? PJ? You should have been here an hour ago. What? Hold
00:02:16on. Oh, no. Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:27Here. Morning, son. Dad. Oops. I forgot. Morning, son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes. Well, there
00:02:42they are. Help yourself. Max, thought we talked about this. Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:48Oh, what's the big rush? I'm running late.
00:02:51Oh, I could drive more on my way to work. No, no, thanks. I need an exercise. Oh, come on,
00:02:57Max. Dad! Oh, Dad, you ruined it. Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet. Oh, a lot bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo
00:03:18King. Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, come on. There's no time for this. Hold on. Let the neighbors see
00:03:25us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up. You forgot your lunch. Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore. No more Maxie the Geek, no more
00:03:46goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more. No more algebra tests till September. No more looking at losers like him. No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim.
00:04:04Gonna move to the mall. Gonna live in the pool. Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm going in the pool. After today, she'll be mine. After today, my brains will be snoozing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics. Been down with the textbooks. End up with the comics. Just think of
00:04:31all the time I've been losing. Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:35But things will be going my way. After today. She looked right through me. And who could blame her? I
00:04:47need a new me. Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop.
00:04:52And after today, I'm sorry to be snoozing. No more pep rallies. You can't.
00:04:59After today, our brains will be snoozing. I'm gonna sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous. Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing. Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not. Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way. After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day. After today.
00:05:37Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:38D'oh, I'm gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:50potassium and who could buy you.
00:05:53So if your parents won't be losing.
00:05:54You know what, you're not gonna break.
00:05:56You're not going to be the point of time.
00:05:56You're not going to make it, this is a no more the other.
00:05:57That's not going to happen.
00:05:58This is going to be a weird moment.
00:06:04So is going to try to show you the end of the story.
00:06:08She finally says hi to me, and what do I do?
00:06:10I choke!
00:06:13Yuck!
00:06:14The big spaz.
00:06:16Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:18Hi, Peach.
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me.
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Peach.
00:06:27To Roxanne, I'm just a nobody.
00:06:30But after today...
00:06:33Bobby!
00:06:37Oh, look, all this is for us?
00:06:41Mmm, slurpage.
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro.
00:06:48Oh, your feet, yeah, yeah, right here.
00:06:53Cheddar!
00:06:56Cheddar whizzies!
00:07:04Mmm, it's pretty scrumptious.
00:07:08Huh.
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies.
00:07:13As student body president, I just want to say, like, yay to all of us for a really neat year.
00:07:18Yo, Stacy!
00:07:19Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
00:07:21Yay!
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday
00:07:26to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.
00:07:31Thank you very much.
00:07:32And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
00:07:39Thank you, Stacy!
00:07:41And good morning, boys and girls.
00:07:43You know, every year on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say,
00:07:50Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends.
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne, about Stacy's party.
00:08:08How you, uh, how you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you.
00:08:17This is nuts.
00:08:18I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this.
00:08:21If my dad finds out, he's going to nuke my entire existence.
00:08:24Huh?
00:08:25Of the element.
00:08:26Or.
00:08:28I hope this works.
00:08:30How about science slumber parties?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:43Hey!
00:08:45I'm not going to get...
00:08:47Ah!
00:08:48Ha ha ha ha!
00:08:49Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing.
00:08:55Living all their lives waiting in the wings.
00:08:58It ain't a question of it.
00:09:00It's just a matter of time.
00:09:02Before I move to the front of my life.
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make.
00:09:08You gotta believe that I gotta want it.
00:09:11Ah!
00:09:27A little smuggish.
00:09:29Okay
00:09:31If I can make you stop and take a look at me instead of just
00:09:38There's nothing that I wouldn't do if it was getting you to notice
00:09:49Okay
00:10:02Oh
00:10:14We're bus
00:10:23My oh
00:10:31Oh
00:10:31Come on Kimmy
00:10:49Stop moving around we got work to do okay give me back the mommy now
00:11:04You have such a way with children
00:11:08You have such a way with children
00:11:12Okay now
00:11:13Who's next over here?
00:11:15Side goof let a pro show you how it's done
00:11:17Okay, who's next over here?
00:11:20Uh
00:11:20Oh hello precious
00:11:23Oh
00:11:25Oh
00:11:26Oh
00:11:26Oh
00:11:26Oh
00:11:27Oh
00:11:33Oh
00:11:38Oh
00:11:39Oh
00:11:43Oh
00:11:53Oh
00:11:55Oh
00:11:56Max would never go for anything like that
00:11:58Oh
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents
00:12:03Well for all you know he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots
00:12:10Oh
00:12:11Max is a good kid
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that
00:12:23Oh
00:12:24Oh
00:12:43I'm a failure
00:12:44Okay
00:12:45Detention
00:12:47Robert Zimerewski
00:12:50Okay
00:12:51I'm coming
00:12:52Max here guard this with your life dude
00:13:01Hey
00:13:02Hey
00:13:03Maz
00:13:03Uh
00:13:05What's up
00:13:05Rob
00:13:06Alright
00:13:07And then my parents air conditioning went on the fridge so I figured with all those kids in my house
00:13:10the place would be like a sauna so I'm all freaked out but then I thought like use it
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be power line goes rainforest
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne
00:13:18Are you listening?
00:13:22Oh
00:13:25Oh
00:13:26No I don't wanna
00:13:26Talk to him
00:13:28Ahem
00:13:31Ahem
00:13:31Ahem
00:13:32Ahem
00:13:33Ahem
00:13:33Tap him
00:13:36Ahem
00:13:45Ahem
00:13:46Gosh I'm sorry
00:13:47It's okay
00:13:48Really
00:13:52Um
00:13:52I liked your dance
00:13:54Yeah
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:56Uh
00:13:57Yeah it's from Powerline's new video
00:13:59I know he's
00:14:00He's totally genius
00:14:01Yeah he's uh
00:14:01He's doing a concert next week in LA
00:14:03Oh yeah
00:14:03Stacy's showing it at her party
00:14:05Yeah
00:14:06Yeah
00:14:09Um
00:14:10Um
00:14:11Roxanne
00:14:11I was uh
00:14:13Sorta kinda thinking that maybe I'd um
00:14:16Ask you to
00:14:17Go with me
00:14:18That is to the
00:14:19Party
00:14:20Of course if you don't want to I'd completely understand
00:14:22Well I was sorta kinda thinking that I'd love to
00:14:27Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah
00:14:29Good
00:14:30Great
00:14:31Terrific
00:14:31Wonderful
00:14:31Alright
00:14:32Okay
00:14:33Come on Roxanne
00:14:34We don't wanna belabor the moment now do we?
00:14:37Well I'd better be going
00:14:38I'll uh
00:14:39Call you later
00:14:40Okay
00:14:42Bye
00:14:42Bye
00:14:42Oh
00:14:44Bye
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with
00:14:51Yes
00:14:51She said yes
00:14:53Yes
00:14:53Wahoo
00:14:55Everybody mumble
00:14:59Bum da
00:15:00Bum da
00:15:00Bum da
00:15:01Bum da
00:15:01Bum da
00:15:01It's not my brain yet
00:15:03Come on
00:15:04Oh
00:15:04Da
00:15:06Yeah
00:15:07Dance with her
00:15:08Do with her
00:15:10Do with her
00:15:11Ah
00:15:11Miss
00:15:12My phone
00:15:12Yes sir
00:15:13Get that boy's father on the phone at once
00:15:16Right away sir
00:15:17Wahoo
00:15:18Hello
00:15:19Ah yes
00:15:21Mr. Goof
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur
00:15:23I'm calling in regard to your son Maximilian
00:15:27Max?
00:15:27Oh my gosh
00:15:28Is he hurt?
00:15:29No Mr. Goof
00:15:31He's in trouble
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kinda trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:42Couldn't be mine
00:15:44If I were you Mr. Goof
00:15:45I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child
00:15:48Before he ends up in the electric chair
00:15:51The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:00Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:06Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:11Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:25Which Week
00:16:27New England
00:16:32You were right, Pete. Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son. You said so
00:16:38yourself.
00:16:39Well, yeah, but...
00:16:40I'm going fishing. I'm going fishing with my boy.
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:46Okay, precious. Give me a big smile.
00:16:51Fishy, fishy.
00:16:58Cool concert, lad.
00:16:59What?
00:17:00Well, bud.
00:17:03Hey, Max.
00:17:04Wicked dance.
00:17:06Thanks.
00:17:06Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
00:17:08Way to go, man!
00:17:10I just heard about you and Roxanne.
00:17:12Oh, Pete, go get that out!
00:17:14See? See? I told you our plan would work!
00:17:18Max. Max.
00:17:19Pete, knock it off.
00:17:21Maximum!
00:17:22Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!
00:17:30Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!ĂŁo!
00:17:31All our neighbors have a chance, a second thought, a second vessel crew
00:17:34I got wood that I'm gonna take
00:17:37It's a piece of cake
00:17:38To stand out above the crowd
00:17:42Even if I gotta shout out loud
00:17:45Tomorrow's the only place you see
00:17:48Gonna stand out, stand out, stand out
00:17:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:17:55Stand out
00:17:58Tomorrow's the only place you see
00:18:01Gonna stand out
00:18:03So you notice me
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal, Rooney
00:18:10Cool
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line
00:18:14But, Max, this isn't just my vacation
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy
00:18:19Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly
00:18:22With you
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right
00:18:32A vacation, son
00:18:34We'll spend some real quality time together
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you
00:18:41No, stop
00:18:42I can't
00:18:42I can't
00:18:43What you're doing
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age
00:18:48Please don't say that, Dad
00:18:50Wait
00:18:51I saved the best for last
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof
00:18:58And now
00:18:59It's yours, son
00:19:00A stick?
00:19:02No, silly
00:19:03A fishing pole
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup
00:19:07Just like my dad and me did
00:19:09Two best buddies fish in our late destiny
00:19:13Away from it all
00:19:15I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad
00:19:17I like it all
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used
00:19:23We'll take the same route
00:19:24And make the same stops
00:19:26And see the same sights
00:19:27But that trip would take weeks, Dad
00:19:30Exactly
00:19:31Getting there's half the fun
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad
00:19:34It's not gonna happen
00:19:35I'm telling you
00:19:36Careful, bud
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past
00:19:38And our future
00:19:39What the map says, Max
00:19:41We will follow
00:19:43That's very mystical and everything, Dad
00:19:46But, uh, seriously
00:19:47There's this party I have to go to
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties
00:19:51When you're older, Maxie
00:19:52Why, when I was your age
00:19:53I'd never even been invited to a party
00:19:55Look at me now
00:19:57Great, Dad
00:19:58Hop in, Maxie
00:20:04All right, then
00:20:05Guess I'll just have to go
00:20:08All alone
00:20:09That's all
00:20:11Just sit in the boat
00:20:13All alone
00:20:14And talk to myself
00:20:17All alone
00:20:19I guess so
00:20:20Oh, come on
00:20:21Off you
00:20:22No, Dad
00:20:22Just hop right in there
00:20:24No
00:20:24Come on, Maxie
00:20:26Go for it
00:20:26Get down
00:20:28Get down
00:20:28And we're ready for takeoff
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie
00:20:36Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair
00:20:43Electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son
00:20:47Together, we're gonna work this out
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad
00:20:50No buts about it, Maxie boy
00:20:52Your old pop knows best
00:20:54But
00:20:59Goodbye, hells
00:21:00Goodbye, my old aunt
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams
00:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne
00:21:13Roxanne?
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first
00:21:15I have to talk to someone
00:21:17Well...
00:21:26Make it quick, Maxie boy
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us
00:21:31You're getting canceled your first date in less than an hour
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record
00:21:42Hi
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45Oh, my name is Max
00:21:49Does Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Wait
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy
00:21:55Max is a friend from school
00:21:58Go on
00:21:59Go on
00:22:00Good Daddy
00:22:01Hey, Max
00:22:03I haven't
00:22:04You wanna...
00:22:06Have a seat?
00:22:08He...
00:22:09Oh
00:22:13Daddy
00:22:15I promise
00:22:16He'll be better behaved
00:22:17When you pick me up for the party
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh...
00:22:20Sort of why I came by
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max
00:22:23Yeah
00:22:24I was, too
00:22:25Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kicking
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max
00:22:31It's just a dumb party
00:22:32No, it's not
00:22:33It...
00:22:33Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I...
00:22:36Max, I understand
00:22:37But my dad surprised me
00:22:38I don't even wanna go
00:22:39But I have no choice
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later
00:22:45Um...
00:22:46Uh...
00:22:46Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh...
00:22:58My dad...
00:22:59Um...
00:23:00Knew...
00:23:00No, Snow's Powerline
00:23:02They used to play together
00:23:03In a band
00:23:04Yeah
00:23:05Come on, son
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll
00:23:09Just a minute
00:23:10You party animal you
00:23:16You're really serious
00:23:18Absolutely
00:23:20So, uh...
00:23:22You aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well, I guess
00:23:26Because I was hoping I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you on stage when we join Powerline for the final number
00:23:33This is incredible
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max
00:23:45Oh, man
00:23:46I'll see you on TV
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge
00:23:59They walked
00:24:00Well, here we are
00:24:02Out on the open road
00:24:03Retracing the steps of my boyhood
00:24:05And here's Maxie
00:24:08Say hi, Max
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad
00:24:14I don't want to get her
00:24:21Hmm
00:24:25One game I used to play with my dad
00:24:28Road bingo
00:24:29Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie
00:24:32Uh, let's play a game
00:24:33You think of a name
00:24:34And I'll try and guess who it is
00:24:36Uh, man or woman
00:24:37Oh, man
00:24:38Man
00:24:39Oh, man
00:24:40That's a toughie
00:24:42Oh, let's see
00:24:44Walt Disney
00:24:45Right
00:24:46I'm good at this
00:24:47Now, uh, I'll think of one
00:24:49Hmm
00:24:53Oh, you want to sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time
00:25:01I hopes
00:25:02He's got
00:25:03I hopes
00:25:05He's got high apple pie in the sky
00:25:11Oops
00:25:15Oops, there goes another rubber dream
00:25:21Oops, there goes another
00:25:23Oops, there goes
00:25:26Oops
00:25:31Oh, great, Dad
00:25:35Now, we don't have any music
00:25:37Oh, Maxie
00:25:38It's not so bad
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves
00:25:41Ah
00:25:46Boop
00:25:54Boop
00:25:55Boop
00:25:56Boop
00:25:57Boop
00:25:58Bo bomb
00:25:58Voel
00:26:01Boop
00:26:05It's so good
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie!
00:26:33All in all, I'd rather have detention.
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me, cause now we're on our way.
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:59Roxanne, please don't forget me.
00:27:01I will return someday.
00:27:03Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:07If Max relaxin' like the worst and draggin' breathin' actin'.
00:27:12And the buddy buddy comes so bad, I think I may explode.
00:27:16Gonna see that by way, I could cry.
00:27:18You know, that's funny.
00:27:19So could I just be a man out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mac!
00:27:35Oh, you'll be gettin' told!
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be tired in 65 the next time I seize the open road.
00:27:49There's the week of rest and reliance and shine.
00:27:52Yeah!
00:27:53And the odd romantic episode.
00:27:56Very odd!
00:27:58And teleportize in your bus.
00:28:00Look out, Richard Maxi, my dust from now on.
00:28:03I all feel good roll.
00:28:06With me and little Maxi, my pipsqueak pioneer.
00:28:10There are partners forever whispered home.
00:28:13Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here?
00:28:19To Beverly Hills, 90210.
00:28:22Oh, every day, another new adventure.
00:28:27Every mile, another new zip code.
00:28:31And the cares we have are here for the quick.
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me.
00:28:38I'm feelin' fancy-free.
00:28:40How wonderful to be.
00:28:43Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
00:28:45Oh, oh, oh!
00:28:49Oh!
00:29:15Dad, you're going to get us killed.
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:22Besides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, it's even better than I remembered.
00:29:39No, Mommy, I don't want to go!
00:29:43Yeah, fun.
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just going to wait right here in the car.
00:29:46You party pooper.
00:29:48Come on, this is going to be fun.
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:53Lester's is proud to present the Possum Posse Jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:02Oh, oh.
00:30:05Just enjoy.
00:30:12Howdy, folks.
00:30:13Who's your favorite Possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the Posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:29Hey, Lester.
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather round, my Possum Pals.
00:30:36Join the Jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin' howlin' holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Somebody helpin' out a yodel here at Lester's Possum Pars.
00:30:47Join in, folks, pitch yodlin' time.
00:30:51Yo-way, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh.
00:30:56Lester's Possum Pars.
00:31:07M'hm.
00:31:10Uh-huh.
00:31:11We're mighty glad to see you and the parking's always free!
00:31:15Here at Lester's Possum Pars!
00:31:19Here at Lester's Possum Pars!
00:31:23Politico, yeah!
00:31:28hey that's the ticket i'll be right back in a little possum pal my life's a living hello
00:31:36little buddy who's your favorite possum don't touch me oh why such a long face you're so sad
00:31:49i know you need a big hug from lester don't even think about it now you feel all good inside
00:31:59beat it doofus
00:32:04oh no no dad not that please there you go sport let's say we get our picture taken
00:32:13you've got to be kidding all right but you're missing out
00:32:25hey everyone check out the door
00:32:30sassy press
00:32:36get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it
00:32:41get it get it get it
00:32:45guys
00:32:48Stop, please!
00:32:49No!
00:32:50That's good!
00:32:52Super shit!
00:32:54No!
00:32:55No!
00:32:58Oh!
00:33:00It's George!
00:33:01It's George Jr!
00:33:03Ha!
00:33:03Ha!
00:33:04Ha!
00:33:06Ha!
00:33:07Ha!
00:33:08Ha!
00:33:08Ha!
00:33:09Ha!
00:33:10Ha!
00:33:10Ha!
00:33:10Ha!
00:33:11Ha!
00:33:18Ha!
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:28What the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you!
00:33:32Me?
00:33:33What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it!
00:33:36I thought we was having fun!
00:33:38What's the matter?
00:33:39Nothing, let's just go!
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53You dropped your hat!
00:33:55Ah!
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:58You dragged me from home, you gave me this dumb car that drives a million miles away and see some
00:34:03stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over!
00:34:07Call me when the trip's over!
00:34:11No!
00:34:33Call me when the trip's over!
00:34:55Maybe we talked for a gentleman!
00:34:59Maybe we went away with the boat!
00:34:59Or maybe we'd be like a pro résult!
00:35:02Don't forget!
00:35:03That's why you didn't worry!
00:35:07Let's go.
00:35:36Whoa, now that's camping.
00:35:40Oh, you say something, Max.
00:35:42Ow!
00:35:48Mate? Goofy?
00:35:51What a serendipity doodah.
00:35:54Who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:01It ain't no question of how or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all the way to the end.
00:36:15What a goop.
00:36:17To stand out above the crowd, even if you've got to shut out loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max, I get...
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Whoa! Small wilderness, dude!
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man, because you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40You are so lucky, man.
00:36:42Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on, you're the star.
00:36:45What do you mean?
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:52Hey, come on, everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are going to be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof,
00:37:08is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:11I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12It just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you ought to just back off.
00:37:18I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:21Look, if you keep them under your thumb,
00:37:24they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:34Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir.
00:37:41Coming, sir.
00:37:41Yes, sir.
00:37:46Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike, Ola!
00:37:49Yeah!
00:37:49Thank you!
00:37:50Thank you!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild!
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof,
00:37:59why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool!
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, what are we having?
00:38:09With Max, I thought...
00:38:11Under your thumb, Goof.
00:38:14Max a million.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing.
00:38:21And I mean now.
00:38:31Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:33Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:36Let me show you a little family secret
00:38:38handed down through about 12 or 13 goof generations.
00:38:41The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:50Okay, now, watch carefully.
00:38:52You gotta be loose.
00:38:55Relax.
00:38:56With your feet apart.
00:38:58And you...
00:38:59Ten o'clock.
00:39:00Two o'clock.
00:39:02Quarter to three.
00:39:03Tour to pay.
00:39:04Twist.
00:39:05Over.
00:39:05Pot-a-do.
00:39:06I'm a little teapot.
00:39:07Damn, I'll wind up!
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly!
00:39:14The perfect cast.
00:39:30And now, we reel her in.
00:39:44Whoa!
00:39:48Quick!
00:39:49Get the camera!
00:39:54Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't want to miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, Dad?
00:40:05It's Bigfoot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:14What's the idea?
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:19Woah!
00:40:23Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
00:40:25Fable but sail to boat!
00:40:27Wooah!
00:40:27Oh, my shot!
00:40:31Quick!
00:40:31The sun runs!
00:40:32No!
00:40:33No!
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:34Uh, hurry up!
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:36Oh!
00:40:38Hurry up!
00:40:46I can't believe it.
00:40:49Bigfoot.
00:40:50And I got the only video.
00:40:52We're gonna be famous.
00:41:00Let's just get out of here.
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:37Nope.
00:41:37He's still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max.
00:41:47Is that big foot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:53Elphabit soup coming up.
00:42:00Dad.
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Stop playing around, he's coming!
00:42:13Oh, shit.
00:42:17No.
00:42:18That was great.
00:42:19Now, by the way I used to know I was a woman who's been turned.
00:42:22Do I see?
00:42:23Do I live here?
00:42:29Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:52what's so funny hi dad's soup huh don't tell me you don't remember hi dad's soup
00:43:01oh come on sure you do you used to spell things out using the letters like hi dad or maxi
00:43:08or
00:43:08ambidextrous yeah that's oh no little words like go hasta la vista like bye-bye or I pledge allegiance
00:43:17or I love you is it soup yet
00:43:30oh where'd you learn to do that your granddad taught me that we went to Yosemite you two did a
00:43:36lot
00:43:36together huh yep my dad was I'm sorry um how's the soup not bad I'm not
00:43:51what
00:44:02well we'll get some shut-eye I don't think we're going anywhere tonight
00:44:25my maxi
00:44:38oh
00:44:40oh
00:45:03Dear Roxanne,
00:45:06I couldn't sleep.
00:45:08So I thought I'd drop you a line.
00:45:11Dad and I are having a great time.
00:45:13We're only days away from L.A.,
00:45:14and I can hardly wait for the big concert.
00:45:20More hi-dad soup, please.
00:45:29Dear Roxanne,
00:45:31I'm sorry I lied,
00:45:32but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.
00:45:35He may never want to see me again.
00:45:39Oh, man.
00:45:40I'm dead no matter what I do.
00:45:50Oh-oh-oh.
00:45:56Oh, my God.
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half?
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18All your horses!
00:47:24Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, hon.
00:47:27Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs?
00:47:31Eggs?
00:47:31Uh-oh.
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, kitty.
00:47:34Here you go, kitty.
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dub my son, Maximilian, official navigator and head witch-weyer of this here
00:48:12road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:16Seriously?
00:48:18Well, I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:21As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:26To the open road.
00:48:30To the open road.
00:48:47To the open road.
00:48:49To the open road.
00:48:50Oh,ow!
00:48:51Wow!
00:48:53Woo!
00:48:55Woo!
00:48:56Woo!
00:48:57Woo!
00:48:58Woo!
00:49:02Woo!
00:49:05Woo!
00:49:05Woo!
00:49:15Uh-oh!
00:49:17Oh boy!
00:49:29Woo!
00:49:30Woo!
00:49:31Woo!
00:49:36Woo!
00:49:37Woo!
00:49:37No!
00:49:38Ah!
00:49:39Woo!
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:40Ah!
00:49:47Oh!
00:49:52Oh!
00:49:54Ah!
00:49:55Oh!
00:49:57Oh!
00:50:16Gorge.
00:50:19Whoa! Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser. Coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:29Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:32This is the police! We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up!
00:50:41You should have seen the look on your face.
00:50:45You really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Uh-oh, I was just pretending for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure. Did, too.
00:50:53Did not.
00:50:54Oh, ain't this sweet?
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act.
00:51:00Now, under your thumb.
00:51:02So, since we're all being palsy-walsy here,
00:51:06how about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:09Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great! PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof, why don't you order some pizza?
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:26No, I mean it to...
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:31Okay, sir.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I was...
00:51:45I was panicked.
00:52:03Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?
00:52:06Can't save some blame, man.
00:52:10People are always putting too much water in these things.
00:52:13So, um, you and your son seem to be, uh, getting along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:18It's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me.
00:52:23The harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:27Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not a one.
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's dooping you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map, so...
00:52:51You're heading straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried goof.
00:52:56He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:05Oh, hey, don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map.
00:53:08I don't need to check the map.
00:53:10I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but...
00:53:17he loves me.
00:53:18Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:22Well...
00:53:24Check the map, goof.
00:53:49Check the map, goof.
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:17I think I better go.
00:54:19I'll see you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget.
00:54:22Power line.
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:24Shh!
00:54:24Shh!
00:54:31Shh!
00:54:36Shh!
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:45A game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47A game, okay.
00:55:48A man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, Walt Disney.
00:56:19Dad...
00:56:21Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something dad. Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway,
00:56:28right?
00:56:31Forget it
00:56:47Hey, hey, hey, the car! What? Now you want to drive too? No dad, the car! Look! The car!
00:56:58What do you do now, Max? I didn't do anything, dad. I only touched it
00:57:11You locked it! I locked it! It's your door. You locked it
00:57:15Will you distract me? You should have put the brake on
00:57:20Why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:22I see it. You ruin everything
00:57:27Why don't we eat you on my vacation? I want it
00:57:33I never wanted to go on this stupid vacation
00:57:40Now look where you got it!
00:57:51Now look where you got us, dad! Where I got us! You sure let me stay at home! Why? So
00:57:57you ended up in prison?
00:57:59Prison? What are you talking about? Your principal called me!
00:58:04Now you think you even lied to me!
00:58:07I had to! You were ruining my life
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not! You're a little boy anymore, dad!
00:58:15Dad, dad, I've grown up! I've grown up! I've got my own life now! I know that! I just wanted
00:58:21to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Max.
00:58:27No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
00:59:19There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas?
00:59:23And your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
00:59:27Untaken.
00:59:28Still, whatever mess I land in, there was always understanding.
00:59:33Nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering.
00:59:42And your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Sentai, thanks.
00:59:47Who deserves a hero's trophy as we face each catastrophe?
00:59:51Nobody else but you.
00:59:57Nobody else but you.
01:00:01It's just our luck.
01:00:03We're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you.
01:00:11It's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
01:00:22And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:26But when life becomes distressin', who will I be SOSin'?
01:00:32If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue.
01:00:36Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated.
01:00:41And he's nobody else but nobody else but you.
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo.
01:00:53So hard times, we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink.
01:01:00Like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sink.
01:01:04Hey, I'd rather go down.
01:01:07With nobody else but you.
01:01:10I ON.
01:01:12YOU.
01:01:15Aw, Dad.
01:01:20Anyway, I figure she's never gonna wanna talk to me again,
01:01:23much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27Well, what do you know?
01:01:28My Maxie.
01:01:30Love.
01:01:31Gosh, you're really growin' up.
01:01:33Well, it happened so fast, I guess I sort of missed it.
01:01:40Well, I think the only thing for us to do now
01:01:42is to get you up on stage with this power line feller.
01:01:46Uh, how are we going to do that?
01:01:48Now, you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really. I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now, how come you always think I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:03A waterfall!
01:02:06A waterfall!
01:02:17Dad!
01:02:19Go out!
01:02:35You have a hold, Max!
01:02:40Grab a hold, Max!
01:02:50Oh!
01:03:04Dead!
01:03:16Dead!
01:03:20Ten o'clock.
01:03:21First, I'm gonna keep her.
01:03:23Let her fly!
01:03:35No!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:35Ooh!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max.
01:04:39Let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:45Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Dead?
01:04:48Dead?
01:04:49Yeah!
01:04:56I got myself a notion
01:05:00One I know that you'll understand
01:05:03We set the world in motion
01:05:06By reaching out for each other's hands
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover
01:05:12What we should've known all along
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:23If we listen to each other's heart
01:05:26We find we're never too far apart
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why
01:05:38That's a good kid.
01:05:39That's a good kid ain't there
01:05:40Don't worry.
01:05:42He'll be there.
01:05:43Can we know them?
01:05:54Can we know them?
01:06:02Hey, Dad! Dad! Do the perfect cast!
01:06:32Yeah! Max is on the tiptoe!
01:06:36That's Max! I know him!
01:06:42You did it!
01:06:47Yeah!
01:07:02It's the first time ever!
01:07:06Come on!
01:07:07I do!
01:07:08I do!
01:07:09I do!
01:07:10I do!
01:07:11I do!
01:07:12I do!
01:07:14I do!
01:07:15I do!
01:07:16I do!
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son.
01:07:32Yeah, I know.
01:07:33But she'll probably never talk to me again.
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you.
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
01:08:04Uh, hi. Remember me?
01:08:09Daddy?
01:08:11Max?
01:08:11I saw you on TV.
01:08:13You were great.
01:08:14Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no.
01:08:17I mean, I...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you.
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him.
01:08:26Yeah, well, I never met him before.
01:08:30The concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:38I don't know.
01:08:39I...
01:08:40I guess I just...
01:08:41wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:51The hook?
01:08:53So, you wanna do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely.
01:08:57Oh, oh no, I can't, I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:08:59Well, I'm kinda doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest, how about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:22Mmm.
01:09:25Mmm.
01:09:25Boom!
01:09:26Ah!
01:09:29Yeah!
01:09:30Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee!
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:44Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:09Yeah, yeah!
01:10:42Yeah, yeah!
01:10:45One way or another, together's where we both belong
01:10:50If we listen to each other's heart
01:10:54Oh, yeah!
01:10:55And we're never too far apart
01:10:58And maybe love is the reason why
01:11:01For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:11:19If a wall should come between us
01:11:22Too high to climb, too hard to break through
01:11:26I know that love will lead us
01:11:29And find a way to bring me to you
01:11:33So don't be in a hurry
01:11:35Think before you count the size
01:11:38Oh, you don't have to worry
01:11:42I won't ever let you die
01:11:45Nothing's gonna stop the size
01:11:47If we listen to each other's heart
01:11:51We'll find we're never too far apart
01:11:54And maybe love is the reason why
01:11:58For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:12:03Yeah, we're seeing it eye to eye
01:12:05Yes, we are
01:12:06We're seeing it
01:12:07Seeing it eye to eye
01:12:11We're seeing it eye to eye
01:12:14Yeah, we're seeing it eye to eye
01:12:36If you're ever lonely
01:12:38Stop, you don't have to be
01:12:44But after all it's only
01:12:46A feet away from you to me
01:12:48Take a look and try to see
01:12:51Yeah
01:12:52If we listen to each other's heart
01:12:57We'll find we're never too far apart
01:13:00And maybe love is the reason why
01:13:04For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:13:21If we listen to each other's heart
01:13:25We'll find we're never too far apart
01:13:28And maybe love is the reason why
01:13:32For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:13:36Seeing it eye to eye
01:13:40Seeing it eye to eye, baby
01:13:42For the first time
01:13:44For the first time
01:13:49Seeing it
01:13:51Seeing it, baby
01:13:52Yeah
01:13:54For the first time
01:13:56For the first time
01:13:58Yeah
01:13:59Yeah
01:14:00We're seeing it eye to eye
01:14:03Eye to eye
01:14:04Eye to eye
01:14:05Come on baby
01:14:07Eye to eye
01:14:09Eye to eye
01:14:10Eye to eye
01:14:10Out and out
01:14:11Eye to eye
01:14:13Yeah
01:14:13Eye to eye
01:14:17Yeah
01:14:18Yeah
01:14:19Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee
01:14:20Yeah
01:14:21Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee
01:14:21Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee
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