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00:00:08You
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello? Max, where the heck are you, man? PJ? You should have been here an hour ago. What? Hold
00:02:16on. Oh, no. Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:27Here. Morning, son. Dad. Oops. I forgot. Morning, son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes. Well, there
00:02:42they are. Help yourself. Max, thought we talked about this. Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:48Oh, what's the big rush? I'm running late.
00:02:51Oh, I could drive more on my way to work. No, no, thanks. I need an exercise. Oh, come on,
00:02:57Max. Dad! Oh, Dad, you ruined it. Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet. Oh, a lot bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo
00:03:18King. Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, come on. There's no time for this. Hold on. Let the neighbors see
00:03:25us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up. You forgot your lunch. Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore. No more Maxie the Geek, no more
00:03:46goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more. No more algebra tests till September. No more looking at losers like him. No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim.
00:04:04Gonna move to the mall. Gonna live in the pool. Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm going in the pool. After today, she'll be mine. After today, my brains will be snoozing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics. Been down with the textbooks. End up with the comics. Just think of
00:04:31all the time I've been losing. Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:35But things will be going my way. After today. She looked right through me. And who could blame her? I
00:04:47need a new me. Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop.
00:04:52And after today, I'm sorry to be snoozing. No more pep rallies. You can't.
00:04:59After today, our brains will be snoozing. I'm gonna sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous. Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing. Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not. Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way. After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day. After today.
00:05:44You alright?
00:05:46You alright?
00:05:46I'm okay. I just...
00:05:48I 19...
00:06:05I can't believe I did that she finally says hi to me and what do I do I joke
00:06:12ah hey yuck big spaz where have you been buddy yeah hi peach did you get the camera look max
00:06:21if my dad
00:06:22catches me with this he'll kill me are you sure we got to do this it's my only chance peach
00:06:27to
00:06:27Roxanne I'm just a nobody but after today Bobby all this is for us slurpage oh this is gonna be
00:06:44so
00:06:44great man dude need fundage bro oh your feet yeah yeah right here cheddar cheddar whizzies
00:07:05hmm it's pretty scrumptious huh let's do it ladies
00:07:13as student body president I just want to say like yay to all of us for a really neat year
00:07:18yo Stacy talk to me talk to me talk to me baby and also that I hope you can all
00:07:23attend my totally
00:07:24amazing end of school party next Saturday to watch the power line concert live on pay-per-view
00:07:30thank you thank you very much and now without further ado principal maser
00:07:39thank you Stacy and good morning boys and girls you know every year on the last day of school
00:07:46I have several youngsters approach me and say principal maser what can we do to not waste our summer vacation
00:07:54we don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends
00:07:59say uh Roxanne about Stacy's part
00:08:08how you uh how you doing down there Bobby don't give me that attitude you guys I'm doing it all
00:08:13for you
00:08:17this is nuts I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this if my dad finds out
00:08:22he's gonna
00:08:22nuke my entire existence huh up the element or I hope this works how about science slumber parties
00:08:52some people settle for the typical thing living all their lives waiting in the wings it ain't a question of
00:08:59it just a matter of time
00:09:01before I move to the front of my life once you're watching every movement I make
00:09:08you gotta believe that I gotta wonder
00:09:11ah
00:09:14ah
00:09:15ah
00:09:15ah
00:09:16ah
00:09:18ah
00:09:18ah
00:09:18ah
00:09:18ah
00:09:19ah
00:09:20ah
00:09:21I
00:09:25a little mauvais
00:09:29ah
00:09:30ah
00:09:30ah
00:09:33ah
00:09:34ah
00:09:37al
00:09:38There's nothing that I wouldn't do, if it was getting you to notice.
00:09:42I'm alone.
00:09:44All I need is have a chance, a second thought, a second quest will prove.
00:09:49I got whatever it takes.
00:09:51Here's a piece of cake.
00:09:53Stand up!
00:09:56Wow!
00:09:57Look at that guy!
00:09:58Well, tomorrow's the only place you see.
00:10:02Gonna stand up!
00:10:11Hey, it's the Goof Boy!
00:10:14We're busted!
00:10:23Come on, smile!
00:10:27Smiley-wiley!
00:10:30Oh, come on, Kimmy, give me a big...
00:10:49Stop goofing around.
00:10:52We got work to do.
00:10:53Okay, Kimmy, back to mommy now.
00:10:58You're such a cute little girl.
00:11:02Oh, come back and see me!
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children.
00:11:08You have such a way with children.
00:11:12Okay, now, who's next over here?
00:11:15Oh, side goof.
00:11:16Let a pro show you how it's done.
00:11:18Okay, who's next over here?
00:11:21Uh...
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious...
00:11:26You lucky woman.
00:11:28Now, now, now, you come on here, honey.
00:11:30It's picture time.
00:11:31Peek-a-boo!
00:11:33She is so cute.
00:11:34Peek-a-boo!
00:11:36Of course, Pete.
00:11:37You sure are good with kids.
00:11:39Oh, yeah.
00:11:40Well, they love me.
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
00:11:46Really?
00:11:47Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping!
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son.
00:11:54Boom!
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
00:11:58I don't know, goof.
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme!
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.
00:12:03Well, for all you know, he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots and...
00:12:10Oh, Max is a good kid.
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that.
00:12:22I'm a failure.
00:12:24Complete loser.
00:12:26My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
00:12:29Uh-huh.
00:12:31Max, look.
00:12:32It's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-a.
00:12:35Oh, man.
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
00:12:43Hey, PJ, detention!
00:12:47Robert Zimerewski.
00:12:50Okay, I'm coming.
00:12:52Max, here.
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude.
00:13:03Hey, Mazer!
00:13:05What's up?
00:13:05Rum.
00:13:06All right.
00:13:07And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge, so I figured with all those kids in my house,
00:13:10the place would be like a sauna, so I'm all freaked out.
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it.
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be, power line goes rainforest.
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne, are you listening?
00:13:21Uh-huh.
00:13:25Stacy, no!
00:13:26I don't wanna...
00:13:27Talk to him!
00:13:29Ahem!
00:13:31Ahem!
00:13:32Ahem!
00:13:33Ahem!
00:13:34Ahem!
00:13:36Ahem!
00:13:46Tap him!
00:13:47Sorry.
00:13:47It's okay.
00:13:48Really.
00:13:52Um, I liked your dance.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:57Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
00:13:59I know!
00:13:59He's totally genius.
00:14:01Yeah, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah!
00:14:04Stacy's showing it at her party.
00:14:05Yeah!
00:14:06Yeah!
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sorta kinda thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with me.
00:14:18That is, to the party.
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand.
00:14:23Well, I was sorta kinda thinking that I'd love to.
00:14:28Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Good.
00:14:30Great.
00:14:30Terrific.
00:14:31Alright.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne.
00:14:34We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I'd better be going.
00:14:38I'll, uh, call you later.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Bye.
00:14:43Oh!
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad.
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with.
00:14:51Yes!
00:14:52She said yes!
00:14:53Wah-ha-ha-hoo!
00:14:56Everybody mumble!
00:14:59Oh!
00:15:00Oh!
00:15:01Oh!
00:15:01Oh!
00:15:03Oh!
00:15:05Oh!
00:15:05Oh!
00:15:05Oh!
00:15:07Yeah!
00:15:07Dance with the...
00:15:09Do with the...
00:15:10Ah!
00:15:11Ah!
00:15:12Miss!
00:15:12My phone!
00:15:13Yes, sir!
00:15:14Get that boy's father on the phone at once!
00:15:16Right away, sir!
00:15:17Woo!
00:15:18Hello.
00:15:20Oh, yes, Mr. Goof.
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur.
00:15:23I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian.
00:15:27Max?
00:15:28Oh, my gosh.
00:15:29Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof.
00:15:31He's in trouble!
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member.
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:43Couldn't be mine!
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child before
00:15:49he ends up in the electric chair!
00:15:51The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:00Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:07Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:21Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:24Oh, no...
00:16:24Lake Destiny.
00:16:26...
00:16:26Okay, kiddo.
00:16:28Now, smile!
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho!
00:16:31Lake Hootabro!
00:16:32You were right, Pete.
00:16:34Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son.
00:16:38You said so yourself.
00:16:39Well, yeah, but...
00:16:40I'm goin' fishin'. I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:46Okay, precious. Give me a big smile.
00:16:51Fishy! Fishy!
00:16:58Cool concert, lad.
00:16:59What?
00:17:00Well, bud.
00:17:03Hey, Max. Wicked dance.
00:17:06Thanks.
00:17:06Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
00:17:08Way to go, man!
00:17:09I just heard about you and Roxanne!
00:17:13Oh, Peach, don't get that out!
00:17:14See? See? I told you our plan would work!
00:17:18Max. Max.
00:17:19Peach, knock it off.
00:17:20Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!
00:17:30All my neighbors have a chance, a second thought, a second vessel crew.
00:17:34I got wood that I'm gonna' take.
00:17:37It's a piece of cake.
00:18:03So you notice me.
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal-o-rooney.
00:18:11Cool.
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad.
00:18:12If you're going to be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
00:18:14But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
00:18:20Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly.
00:18:22With you.
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right.
00:18:33A vacation, son.
00:18:34We'll spend some real quality time together.
00:18:38I think I'm going to be sick.
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you.
00:18:41No, guys, stop it.
00:18:42What are you doing?
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age.
00:18:49Please don't say that, Dad.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51I saved the best for last.
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof.
00:18:58A mile?
00:18:59It's your son.
00:19:01A stick?
00:19:02No, silly.
00:19:03A fishing pole.
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup.
00:19:08Just like my dad and me did.
00:19:09Two best buddies fishing our late destiny.
00:19:13Away from it all.
00:19:15I don't want to be away from it all, Dad.
00:19:17I like it all.
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie.
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used.
00:19:23We'll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights.
00:19:28But that trip would take weeks, Dad.
00:19:30Exactly.
00:19:31Getting there is half the fun.
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad.
00:19:34It's not going to happen, I'm telling you.
00:19:35Careful, though.
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past.
00:19:38And our future.
00:19:40What the map says, Max, we will follow.
00:19:44That's very mystical and everything, Dad.
00:19:46But seriously, there's this party I have to go to.
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie.
00:19:52Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party.
00:19:56Look at me now.
00:19:57Great, Dad.
00:19:59Hop in, Maxie.
00:20:00Mmm.
00:20:04All right, then.
00:20:06Guess I'll just have to go all alone.
00:20:09That's all.
00:20:11Just sit in the boat all alone.
00:20:15And talk to myself all alone.
00:20:19I guess so.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21Off you.
00:20:22No, Dad.
00:20:22Just hop right in there.
00:20:24No.
00:20:25Come on, Maxie.
00:20:26Go for it.
00:20:27Get stuck.
00:20:29Just bump me up.
00:20:30And we're ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie?
00:20:36Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.
00:20:43Electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son.
00:20:47Together, we're gonna work this out.
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad...
00:20:51No buts about it, Maxie boy.
00:20:52Your old pop knows best.
00:20:55But...
00:20:59Goodbye, house.
00:21:00Goodbye, mailbox.
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes.
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams.
00:21:11Goodbye, Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne.
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
00:21:15I have to talk to someone.
00:21:17Well...
00:21:17Oh!
00:21:19Dad, Dad, watch out!
00:21:21No!
00:21:22No!
00:21:23Get over!
00:21:26Make it quick, Maxie boy.
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us.
00:21:31You're getting to cancel your first date in less than an hour.
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45My name is Max.
00:21:49Does Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Wait!
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy.
00:21:55Max is a friend from school.
00:21:58Go on.
00:22:00Go on.
00:22:01Good Daddy.
00:22:02Hey, Max.
00:22:04I haven't.
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:07Have a seat?
00:22:08Hey...
00:22:10Oh.
00:22:13Daddy!
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I was, too.
00:22:26Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and...
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max.
00:22:31It's just a dumb party.
00:22:32No, it's not.
00:22:33Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you.
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I... Max, I understand...
00:22:37But my dad surprised me.
00:22:38I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else.
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later.
00:22:45Um...
00:22:46Uh...
00:22:46Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Uh...
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh, my dad...
00:22:59Um...
00:23:00Knows!
00:23:01Knows Powerline!
00:23:02They used to play together.
00:23:03In a band!
00:23:04Yeah!
00:23:05Come on, son!
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll!
00:23:09Uh...
00:23:09Just a minute!
00:23:11You...
00:23:12Party...
00:23:12Animal you!
00:23:16You're really serious.
00:23:18Absolutely.
00:23:21So, uh...
00:23:22You...
00:23:23Aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well, I guess...
00:23:26Because...
00:23:27I was hoping...
00:23:28I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you...
00:23:30On stage when we join Powerline for the final number!
00:23:33This is incredible!
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
00:23:39Mwah!
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max.
00:23:45Uh...
00:23:45And...
00:23:46I'll see you on TV!
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge.
00:23:59They walked!
00:24:01Well, here we are!
00:24:02Out on the open road!
00:24:04Retracing the steps of my boyhood!
00:24:06And...
00:24:06Here's...
00:24:08Maxie!
00:24:08Uh...
00:24:09Say hi, Max!
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad.
00:24:15Uh...
00:24:15What a kidder!
00:24:25Hmm...
00:24:25What in games I used to play with my dad?
00:24:29Little bingo...
00:24:30Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie!
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:32Let's play a game!
00:24:33You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is!
00:24:36Uh...
00:24:36Man or woman?
00:24:37Oh, man...
00:24:38A man?
00:24:40Hmm...
00:24:41That's a toughie!
00:24:42Oh, let's see...
00:24:44Walt Disney!
00:24:46Right...
00:24:46I'm good at this!
00:24:48Now, uh...
00:24:48I'll think of one!
00:24:50Hmm...
00:24:53Oh!
00:24:54You wanna sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time!
00:25:01High hopes!
00:25:03He's got high hopes!
00:25:06He's got high apple pie in the sky!
00:25:11Hoops!
00:25:12Hoops!
00:25:14Hoops!
00:25:15Hoops!
00:25:27Hoops!
00:25:34Oh, great, Dad. Now we don't have any music.
00:25:37Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie.
00:26:33All in all, I'd rather have detention.
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me
00:26:52because now we're on our way.
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:59Roxanne, please don't forget me.
00:27:01I will return someday.
00:27:03Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:06Be a Max, relaxin' like the old days.
00:27:10Stand, dragon, breath, and acne.
00:27:12You're the muddy, muddy kind of mad.
00:27:15I think I may explode.
00:27:16See that by way, I could cry.
00:27:18You know, that's funny.
00:27:19So could I just be a m'm out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy, boys.
00:27:31Is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mac.
00:27:35Oh, you'll be gettin' towed.
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41because I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43the next time I seize the open road.
00:27:49There's the week of rest and relaxation
00:27:53and the odd romantic episode.
00:27:56Very odd.
00:27:58And teleportize in your bus.
00:28:00Look out, Richard Maxi,
00:28:01by just from now on,
00:28:03I all feel fit-roll.
00:28:06It's me and little Maxi,
00:28:08my pipsqueak pioneer.
00:28:10They're part of this forever whispered home.
00:28:14Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi
00:28:16and get me out of here
00:28:18to Beverly Hills 90210?
00:28:22Oh, every day
00:28:24another new adventure.
00:28:27Every mile
00:28:28another new zip code.
00:28:31And the girls we have
00:28:32are wonderful cooking.
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me.
00:28:38I'm feelin' fancy free.
00:28:40How wonderful to be!
00:28:43I'm gonna go!
00:28:45Oh!
00:28:45Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:28:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:02See you along...
00:29:04Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:29:07Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-ストon-st transitioning.
00:29:09Just wrap up, wrap it!
00:29:11RIP!
00:29:13See you along!
00:29:15Dad, you're gonna get us killed!
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:22Besides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you to some place pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, that's even better than I remembered.
00:29:39No, Mommy! I don't want to go!
00:29:43Yeah, fun. Tell you what, I'm just gonna wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper! Come on, this is gonna be fun!
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the Awesome Posse Jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:05Kiss the drawing!
00:30:11Howdy, folks!
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:29Hey, Lester. Ready for yodlin'?
00:30:32Sure am, Buford!
00:30:35Now gather round, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin' howlin' holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Help by yelpin' out a yodel here at Lester's Possum Heart.
00:30:47Join in, folks, bitch!
00:30:49Yodlin' time!
00:30:51Yodlin' time!
00:30:52Yodlin' time!
00:30:54Yodlin' time!
00:30:55Yodlin' time!
00:30:56Lester's Possum Heart!
00:30:58Say, who?
00:30:59Yay!
00:31:01Yay!
00:31:03Yay!
00:31:03Yay!
00:31:05Yodlin' time!
00:31:06Yodlin' time!
00:31:08Don't you wanna be hangin' from a tree?
00:31:11Uh-huh.
00:31:11We're mighty glad to see you and the parkin''s always free!
00:31:15Here at Leicester's
00:31:21Possum Possum
00:31:24Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back in a little possum pile.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy.
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Aw, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:50I know.
00:31:51You need a big hug from Leicester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:55See? Now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, doofus.
00:32:05No, no, no, Dad, not that. Please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:14You've got to be kidding.
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out.
00:32:22Hi, you son!
00:32:26Hey, everyone, check out the door!
00:32:28Say, that's a class.
00:32:30Classy class!
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:36Get it, get it, get it!
00:32:38Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
00:32:41Get it, get it, get it, get it!
00:32:41Ha!
00:32:42Blank for spirit, Maxi!
00:32:45Whoa!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47Hey, stop, please!
00:32:49No, no!
00:32:50That's good!
00:32:53No, no, no!
00:32:54No, no!
00:32:54No, no, no!
00:32:56Oh!
00:32:58Yep!
00:33:00It's George, it's George Jr.
00:33:03Ha!
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Max!
00:33:28Max! Hey! What the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you!
00:33:31Me?
00:33:33What'd I do?
00:33:34Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter?
00:33:39Nothing. Let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53You dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:58You drag me from home, you jammed me in this dumb car,
00:34:01then drive a million miles away,
00:34:02and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:12No.
00:34:22It was stupid!
00:34:23You got a scorn!
00:34:23You got a scorn!
00:34:26I got a scorn!
00:34:26You got to go!
00:34:27You said you made a scorn!
00:34:27You're a scorn!
00:34:31You're a scorn!
00:34:53Hey, Max, you want to get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:01Maybe later.
00:35:36Whoa, now that's camping.
00:35:40Oh, you say something, Max.
00:35:42Ow!
00:35:48Mate?
00:35:49Goofy?
00:35:50Oh, what a serendipity-doo-dah.
00:35:54Who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:01It ain't no question of how, or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all the way to the end.
00:36:15What a goop.
00:36:17To stand out above the crowd, even if you've got to shut out loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max, I get...
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Hey!
00:36:27Whoa!
00:36:27Small wilderness, dude!
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man, because you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:41You're so lucky, man.
00:36:42Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on, you're the star.
00:36:45What do you mean?
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on, everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are going to be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof.
00:37:08Is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:10I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you ought to just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:20Look, if you keep them under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:34Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir.
00:37:41Come on, sir.
00:37:41Yes, sir.
00:37:42Come on, sir.
00:37:43Come on, sir.
00:37:45Come on, sir.
00:37:46Come on, sir.
00:37:46Come on, sir.
00:37:46Come on, sir.
00:37:47Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike, Ola!
00:37:49Yeah!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild.
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool.
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, what are we having?
00:38:09But Max, I thought...
00:38:11Under your thumb, Goof.
00:38:14Max a million.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing.
00:38:21And I mean now.
00:38:32Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:34Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:35Let me show you a little family secret handed down through about 12 or 13 Goof generations.
00:38:41The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:50Okay, now.
00:38:51Watch carefully.
00:38:52You've got to be loose, relaxed, with your feet apart, and 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock, quarter
00:39:02to three, tour your pay, twist, over, pot-a-do, I'm a little teapot, and I'm a wind-up.
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly!
00:39:14The perfect cast.
00:39:30And now, we reel her in.
00:39:45And now, we reel her in.
00:39:48Quick, get the camera.
00:39:55Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't want to miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, Dad, it's Bigfoot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:14What's the idea?
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:29Uh, I can't believe it.
00:40:49Bigfoot and I got the only video we're gonna be famous let's just get out of
00:41:01here
00:41:24is he gone yet
00:41:37nope, still here
00:41:45gee Max, is that big foot in your stomach?
00:41:48man, I'm starving
00:41:52alphabet soup coming up
00:42:00dad
00:42:03dad
00:42:05stop playing around, he's coming
00:42:07dad
00:42:07dad
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00:44:01dad
00:44:01We might as well get some shut-eye.
00:44:04I don't think we're going anywhere tonight.
00:44:26Bye, Maxie.
00:44:42Bye, Maxie.
00:45:04Bye, Maxie.
00:45:04Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line.
00:45:11Dad and I are having a great time.
00:45:13We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert.
00:45:20More hi-dad soup, please.
00:45:29Dear Roxanne, I'm sorry I lied, but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.
00:45:35You may never want to see me again.
00:45:39Oh, man.
00:45:40I'm dead no matter what I do.
00:45:42Oh, man.
00:45:44Oh, man.
00:45:44I'm not.
00:46:00I'm not.
00:46:02Oh.
00:46:18Oh, my God.
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18Hold your horses!
00:47:24Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, honey.
00:47:28Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs!
00:47:31Uh-oh!
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, kitty.
00:47:46Here you go, kitty.
00:47:51Max, I think we need to talk about this.
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Seemed to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here.
00:47:59Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dubbed my son, Maximilian, official navigator and head witch-weyer of this here road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:16Seriously?
00:48:18I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:21As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:27To the open road.
00:48:31To the open road.
00:48:32To the open road.
00:49:03To the open road.
00:49:16To the open road.
00:49:16Oh, go away!
00:49:18To the open road.
00:49:21To the open road.
00:49:38Oh, my God.
00:49:57Woohoo!
00:50:16Gorge.
00:50:19Whoa-ho-ho!
00:50:20Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser.
00:50:26Coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:30Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:32This is the police!
00:50:33We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up!
00:50:41You should have seen the look on your face!
00:50:45You really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Uh-oh, I was just pretending for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure.
00:50:52Did, too.
00:50:53Did not!
00:50:54Oh, it is sweet.
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now.
00:51:00Under your thumb.
00:51:02So, since we're all being palsy-walsy here...
00:51:06How about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great!
00:51:14PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza?
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:31Okay, sir.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I was panicked.
00:51:46I...
00:52:03Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?
00:52:06Can't say it's the blame, man.
00:52:10People are always putting too much water in these things.
00:52:13So, um, you and your son seem to be, uh, getting along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah, it's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me.
00:52:23The harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:28Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not a one.
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's duping you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map,
00:52:51so you're heading straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried goof.
00:52:57He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:04Oh, hey, don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map.
00:53:08I don't need to check the map.
00:53:10I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be,
00:53:16but he loves me.
00:53:19Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:24Check the map, goof.
00:53:49Check the map, goof.
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:17I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget power lines.
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:44Uh, a game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game, okay.
00:55:48Uh, a man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, uh, Walt Disney.
00:55:53Okay, uh, a game, yeah.
00:56:22Listen to me. I gotta tell you something dad. Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:31Forget it
00:56:47Hey, the car! What? Now you want to drive, too? No, dad! The car! Look! The car!
00:56:58What do you do now, Max? I didn't do anything, dad. I only touched it.
00:57:11You locked it! I locked it? It's your door. You locked it. Well, you distracted me.
00:57:18You should have put the brake on! Why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:23See? You ruin everything.
00:57:34I never wanted to go
00:57:36on this stupid
00:57:38vacation!
00:57:51Now look where you got us, Dad!
00:57:53Where I got us!
00:57:54You should have let me stay at home!
00:57:56Why?
00:57:57So you ended up in prison?
00:57:59Prison?
00:58:00What are you talking about?
00:58:02Your principal called me!
00:58:04It's not what you think!
00:58:05You even lied to me!
00:58:07I had to!
00:58:08You were ruining my life!
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad!
00:58:15I've grown up!
00:58:17I've got my own life now!
00:58:19I know that!
00:58:20I just wanted to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Max!
00:58:27No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son!
00:58:31I know that you're my son!
00:58:36I know that you're my son!
00:58:38I know that you're my son!
00:58:43I know that you're my son!
00:58:45I know that you're my son!
00:58:46I know that you're my son!
00:58:47I know that you're my son!
00:58:48I know that you're my son!
00:58:49I know that you're my son!
00:58:49I know that you're my son!
00:58:49I know that you're my son!
00:58:49I know that you're my son!
00:58:50I know that you're my son!
00:58:51I know that you're my son!
00:58:51I know that you're my son!
00:58:52I know that you're my son!
00:58:53I know that you're my son!
00:58:55I know that you're my son!
00:59:18There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
00:59:27Untaken. Still, whatever mess I land in, it was always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe, nobody else but you.
00:59:58Nobody else but you, it's just our luck, we're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you, it's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric, and your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:26But when life becomes distressin', who will I be SOSin'?
01:00:32If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue.
01:00:35Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else but nobody else but you.
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo, hard times we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink, like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sink, hey, I'd rather go down with nobody else but why are you?
01:01:15Oh, Dad.
01:01:20Well, anyway, I figure she's never going to want to talk to me again, much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27What do you know?
01:01:28My Maxie.
01:01:30Love.
01:01:32Gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sort of missed it.
01:01:39Welp, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this
01:01:44powerline feller.
01:01:45Heh.
01:01:46Uh, how are we going to do that?
01:01:48Now you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really.
01:01:51I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now how come you always think I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Oh, look!
01:02:04A waterfall!
01:02:06A waterfall!
01:02:08A waterfall!
01:02:12A waterfall!
01:02:16Dad!
01:02:19Go out!
01:02:26Max!
01:02:35Grab a hold, Max!
01:02:50Oh!
01:03:04Dead!
01:03:16Dead!
01:03:20Ten o'clock.
01:03:21First, I'm gonna keep her.
01:03:23Let her fly!
01:03:35No!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:35Ooh!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max.
01:04:39Let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:45Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Dead?
01:04:48Dead?
01:04:49Yeah!
01:04:56I got myself a notion
01:05:00One I know that you'll understand
01:05:03We set the world in motion
01:05:06By reaching out for each other's hands
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover
01:05:12What we should've known all along
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:22If we listen to each other's heart
01:05:26We find we're never too far apart
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why
01:05:33The first time ever seeing it out of high
01:05:38That Goofy ain't there!
01:05:40Don't worry.
01:05:42He'll be there.
01:05:43Seeing it out to high
01:05:46Seeing it out to high
01:05:48Seeing it out to high
01:05:50Seeing it out to high
01:05:51Seeing it out to high
01:05:52I think we're seeing it out to high
01:05:54I think we're seeing it out to high
01:06:02Hey, Dead! Dead!
01:06:04Do the perfect cast!
01:06:07Hey, Dead! Dead!
01:06:12If you never knew I'd stop
01:06:15You wouldn't let them go
01:06:17Whoa!
01:06:20Whoa!
01:06:20Whoa!
01:06:20If the world is falling
01:06:21If you're still used to me
01:06:24If you're looking, trying to see
01:06:27Yeah!
01:06:28If we listen to each other's heart
01:06:32We're back, we're never too far
01:06:36And maybe not every reason why
01:06:39Or the first time ever seen it
01:06:42You did it!
01:06:44See it, eye to eye
01:06:47See it, eye to eye
01:06:49See it, eye to eye
01:06:50For the first time
01:06:52For the first time
01:06:56See it, baby, baby
01:06:59Yeah!
01:07:00Yeah!
01:07:02For the first time ever
01:07:04Yeah!
01:07:06I do
01:07:08I do
01:07:10I do
01:07:11I do
01:07:14I do
01:07:15I do
01:07:16I do
01:07:18I do
01:07:18I do
01:07:28I do
01:07:29I do
01:07:29I do
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son
01:07:32Yeah, I know
01:07:33But you'll probably never talk to me again
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't
01:07:38Maybe she's just not the one for you
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of
01:08:09That's what I'm afraid of
01:08:10Max?
01:08:11I saw you on TV
01:08:12You were great
01:08:13Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no
01:08:16I mean, I...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him
01:08:25Yeah, well...
01:08:27I never met him before
01:08:29The concert, that is
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know
01:08:39I...
01:08:40I guess I just...
01:08:41Wanted you to like me
01:08:44I already liked you, Max
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh
01:08:50The hook?
01:08:54So...
01:08:54You wanna do something to me?
01:08:56Definitely
01:08:56Oh!
01:08:57Oh no, I can't
01:08:58I can't
01:08:59What?
01:09:00Well, I'm kinda doing something with my dad
01:09:02Honest?
01:09:04How about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal
01:09:06How about tomorrow?
01:09:33How about tomorrow?
01:09:36Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...
01:09:40Roxanne
01:09:40I'd like you to meet my dad
01:09:44Enchante mademoiselle
01:10:09Yeah, yeah!
01:10:42Yeah, yeah!
01:10:45One way or another, together's where we both belong
01:10:50If we listen to each other's heart
01:10:54Oh, yeah!
01:10:55And we're never too far apart
01:10:58And maybe love is the reason why
01:11:01For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:11:19If a wall should come between us
01:11:22Too high to climb, too hard to break through
01:11:26I know that love will lead us
01:11:29And find a way to bring me to you
01:11:33So don't be in a hurry
01:11:35Think before you count the size
01:11:38Oh, you don't have to worry
01:11:42I won't ever let you die
01:11:45Nothing's gonna stop the size
01:11:47If we listen to each other's heart
01:11:51We'll find we're never too far apart
01:11:54Oh, yeah!
01:11:55Maybe love is the reason why
01:11:58For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:12:04Yes, we are!
01:12:07Seeing it eye to eye
01:12:11Seeing it eye to eye
01:12:14Seeing it eye to eye
01:12:18I know that we're seeing it eye to eye
01:12:20Yeah!
01:12:22Eye to eye!
01:12:36If you're ever lonely
01:12:38Stop
01:12:39You don't have to be
01:12:44After all this only
01:12:46A feet away from you to me
01:12:48Take a look inside and see
01:12:51Yeah!
01:12:52If we listen to each other's heart
01:12:56We'll find we're never too far apart
01:13:00And maybe love is the reason why
01:13:03For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:13:09Yeah!
01:13:21For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:13:25We're never too far apart
01:13:28And maybe love is the reason why
01:13:32For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
01:13:38We're seeing it eye to eye
01:13:59We're seeing it eye to eye
01:14:02Eye to eye
01:14:03Eye to eye
01:14:04Eye to eye
01:14:06For my baby
01:14:07Eye to eye
01:14:09Eye to eye
01:14:10Eye to eye
01:14:10Out and out
01:14:11Eye to eye
01:14:13Eye to eye
01:14:16Yeah!
01:14:16Eye to eye
01:14:31Eye to eye
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