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00:07You
00:08It's your boy
00:08I want to fuck
00:10I want to fuck
00:14I want to fuck
00:24Just packing
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05He's Mubarak.
05:06She's such a beautiful.
05:08Oh my god.
05:20Oh my god.
05:21Oh my god.
05:23Oh my god.
05:23Oh my god.
05:23So happy you could come.
05:25We decided to co-host this year.
05:27His brother, you have done it great, Tahira.
05:30But you know Naila.
05:31How does it work?
05:32I don't know.
05:32He didn't do it.
05:34I'm looking at this decoration.
05:35It's a penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41In the garden, please eat it.
05:44Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:49Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:54Hello ladies.
05:56Eid Mubarak.
05:58Eid Mubarak.
05:58Eid Mubarak.
05:59Eid Mubarak.
06:00Eid Mubarak.
06:01Eid Mubarak.
06:03Eid Mubarak.
06:04Now he has passed.
06:05You are the eldest.
06:06No, thank you.
06:07I am fine standing.
06:09Baba.
06:10I'll go you a favour.
06:11Don't tell mommy.
06:11Is that how you are going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19May I let him go.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it.
06:26No, no.
06:26Urdu is like a girl.
06:49Unless you forgot to say the words I'm sorry.
06:51Which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:53He's buff, no?
06:55Kitty says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Sir, this guy likes you.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop
07:10is their community, like, ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:15Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:17I like you.
07:18It's tough, man.
07:19I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wifed up?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42the way that he did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:52not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro.
07:57Nuba is for...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:01Yeah.
08:02No.
08:03Nuba.
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro.
08:07We good.
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09I'm good then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15All right.
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they've got them little laddus over there
08:18with the pink and green balls on them.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding on his hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:30Move before that.
08:33Move the big.
08:36Hey.
08:38Here I go.
08:39It's only gone.
08:39It's only gone.
08:40Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please.
08:49Please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'll make it up to you.
08:52My name!
08:54My name is Salim!
09:00Salim!
09:01My child!
09:05Salim!
09:11Salim!
09:26Salim!
09:29Salim!
09:32Salim!
09:33Salim!
09:34Salim!
09:35Salim!
09:36Salim!
09:36Salim!
09:37Salim!
09:38Salim!
09:39Salim!
09:39Salim!
09:39Salim!
09:40Salim!
09:40Salim!
09:41Salim!
09:41Salim!
09:41Salim!
09:42Salim!
09:43Salim!
09:44Salim!
09:44Salim!
09:46Salim!
09:47Oh, look at that fresh spray. Zulfi. Weakest of us all.
09:52Yeah, I'm good, man. I'm good, you know.
09:54Don't leave. Shahju, she's coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shahbeta, can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just gonna...
10:01Okay, okay. No, no. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:14People want more community-driven rideshare options.
10:17Yes, Salim.
10:18Yes.
10:19What are you saying, bro?
10:19Yes. Look at this guy.
10:21You good?
10:21Yeah. Come, join us, man. Join us.
10:23I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:26Thank you. Thank you.
10:27That's how I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah? You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings.
10:36Thank you. Try it, man. Try it.
10:38And I got his arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June.
10:50Muba!
10:50Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever.
11:11No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling marl.
11:15It's not.
11:16It's just a bit of violent disorder.
11:17It was.
11:18It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
11:19It was really before, in a way.
11:20He's a ride or die and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:22No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got.
11:26Right?
11:26So, if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:30Sorry, Judd.
11:30I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than, sort of, Series A.
11:35See this conversation here?
11:36This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And, in fact, I'll be honest with you.
11:42It's too close.
11:43Okay.
11:43Give me back my dildos, then.
11:47Ah, you know, for me personally, the most important quality by Muba is, in fact,
11:52the quality of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want.
11:57Because that's bullshit.
11:58That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And, anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service.
12:08That's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best.
12:11Hospitality.
12:12That's our culture.
12:12One might say, like, the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17I'm going to present it to the guys.
12:19See what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this...
12:21You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You good?
12:28No.
12:29No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with, you know,
12:31all like, with the...
12:33But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, mate?
12:35He ain't going to let you in, bro.
12:37You don't want to go there, mate.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Remember that.
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff like that.
12:45There was no need.
12:46They lose good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not going to work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:01What the?
13:02First class, Naila.
13:03Who?
13:05Who?
13:05I learned that from you.
13:07Next year, he did this back at yours, no?
13:08No, absolutely, yes.
13:10Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
13:13Taira, don't forget it.
13:15Everything is okay in the house, right?
13:19Why?
13:20No, nothing.
13:22Just because I was watching Shanju today,
13:25and I thought...
13:27I worry for him.
13:29For all of you.
13:30It's so much pressure.
13:32That's very kind of you to worry, Naila.
13:34I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shah-chan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukhaya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, no?
13:52And she doesn't know anything.
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:03The time has changed, Taira.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:09Really.
14:10Good.
14:13It's all good.
14:15It's first class.
14:16We'll do this.
14:17Can we see?
14:29It's okay to me.
14:31Let's see.
14:32It's okay.
14:33It's okay to me, guys.
14:33It's okay.
14:33We'll get those.
14:33And now, let's go in.
14:34No, let's go in.
14:35It's okay to you.
14:38Go in.
14:39They're all good.
14:40So good.
14:42The way we've used to go in.
15:11Shah we need that apology we're running out of
15:15time I've literally written it out for you just find a quiet neutral room record
15:20it and send it back now before it's too fucking late okay
15:47am I interrupting something yeah a conversation can you fucking close the
15:55door please thank you is this like you two I like her texting wow so how long
16:03has this been going on three months three months okay so this is this is
16:07nothing can we please not do this in front of Shah I'm chill I'm not gonna tell
16:10anyone come here can we not do this in front of I came here for you but I
16:14never asked you to did I I never calm down I never fucking asked you to and
16:19this this whole thing you're doing it this is what I'm talking about this is
16:21the whole problem just to clarify didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing
16:24no yes does he know by the way oh no no he's gonna find out now I'm not gonna
16:29say anything I've got your back I've got your back look we don't have to tell
16:33anyone let's just be real about what this is because this is this is something
16:37right me and you both know it what does that even mean bro you you live a
16:42million miles away okay you have a whole life you have fucking house keys car
16:48keys so so many keys okay I have one key I can give you keys I don't want your
16:52keys okay I want mine yo can I just step in here for a minute offer maybe a
16:56different perspective from my own more mature experience yeah I want an honest
17:00answer from both of you okay all right now let's say let's say you've been
17:06texting there's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand all right
17:11yeah you can relate right you send a message a heartfelt one instead of it
17:17going green it goes gray what does that mean to you it means your blood fuck off
17:25really yeah let me just show you this okay I'm gonna ask you to leave now okay
17:51but he resides beautifully but I think I should leave I will you seated I won't be seated I think
17:59about it let someone else lead listen you ass wipes I can run circles around you idiots I will lead
18:13by so desperately pursuing the role of bond an icon of the white establishment
18:17Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction and so he joins a long line of brown men
18:24who think that by becoming our oppressor he's somehow liberating all of us and he puts a filter on his
18:29IMDB
18:29pick to look more white
18:42all along like where a law like where la elaha illa Allah your work but
18:54hey charlatif here i was involved in an incident last night at the king's museum that was both
18:59unfortunate and avoidable and i'm deeply sorry
19:11charlatif here last night at the king's museum i fucked up a guy running at me with a metal
19:17object and apparently i'm the one who has to apologize
19:25hi charlatif here literally nothing to apologize for trying to save my career
19:29and my life so i'll fuck you and your little tiktok you little
19:37some young woman hamida
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah.
20:10Hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:39Like, I really do.
20:41I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47I can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:52Well, do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14How will you do?
21:15All right.
21:16Safe.
21:16Safe.
21:19Safe.
21:19Safe.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:39Why wasn't he praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41Oh, you want to sit down?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how's your breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit in now?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero, and you're never around.
21:54All right.
21:55All right.
21:56Come down, mate.
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic, and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shabbat, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around.
22:17That's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shabbat, you?
22:20Huh?
22:20Shabbat, you?
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweet little minicab driver.
22:38Hey, shut up.
22:38Blow it, blow it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:47What?
22:48Only chertzing.
22:49I love her.
22:50I, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to her pig's head in the freezer.
22:57What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to her.
22:59You're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, enough.
23:10Chalo, Shaju.
23:13Why are you, why are you saying Nicole Jau to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:19What did I fucking make a difference?
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me, huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world, all right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking, bitter,
23:32baggy, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:35I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:38Boy!
23:38Let's go.
24:17Let's go.
24:41Let's go.
25:08Let's go.
25:42Let's go.
26:08Let's go.
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