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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell them I hate you who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my gosh, it's cold.
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:13What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:38You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:19Oh!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:24Now we're even.
00:03:26My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45hallway, and every rumor in this school,
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:00Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:05Same.
00:04:06Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:14I can help you.
00:04:17The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:36So nice to meet you.
00:04:37You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:45Go there.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, captishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm getting attacked.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:39There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:49Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:51And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:54No chances, Jen.
00:06:56So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:00Evening.
00:07:02Evening.
00:07:03Evening.
00:07:03Evening.
00:07:03Feel the tension in the room.
00:07:05But we're into the...
00:07:06Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:10What was I thinking?
00:07:12Of course she is not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there buttercup.
00:07:19Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.
00:07:22You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Haley.
00:07:27Well, Haley, I think you, uh...
00:07:30You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:36So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:45You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:06I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:08Something happened today, and I lost the game.
00:08:10I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:12I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:15And what is this?
00:08:17What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:23As more than just friends.
00:08:26Oh, thank God.
00:08:27I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:29You're my soulmate.
00:08:31Like, I like you so much.
00:08:32Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:36I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:38Wait, really?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:40Get ready.
00:08:47Okay.
00:08:48No face.
00:08:49Just the boobs.
00:08:51Is it a bad idea?
00:08:53But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:55PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:57All the kids do this.
00:08:59He'll love it.
00:09:04Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:06Come on, Hayley.
00:09:07Confidence.
00:09:08You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17That's actually kind of...
00:09:22Oh, my God.
00:09:24Seriously?
00:09:25Hello?
00:09:26Anyone?
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:32Don't look at me!
00:09:34We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:35I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:38Get out.
00:09:38Now!
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:41Ow!
00:09:42Damn it!
00:09:45Come on!
00:09:47Come on!
00:09:48Come on.
00:10:19you're helping me
00:10:21I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:30excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:32we got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:34that is shocking
00:10:36yeah, actually
00:10:37and he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:39if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:40flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:41I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:42my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:44funny
00:10:46okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:49and go our separate ways?
00:10:50fine by me
00:10:53oh, I know
00:10:56I love the purple bra, by the way
00:10:58I like it in a weird way
00:11:00not even my type, but
00:11:02you know, power theory, whatever
00:11:03would you just get out of here?
00:11:13hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:17Jen, red alert
00:11:18Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:21I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:26don't be a coward
00:11:27just send it
00:11:28Jen
00:11:33oh my god
00:11:34here goes nothing
00:11:43still no response
00:11:44don't freak out
00:11:45he's probably just busy
00:11:50give it back
00:11:51why?
00:11:52you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:55oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:57honestly, it's so good
00:11:58that I think the whole school should see it
00:12:00did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:01mm-hmm
00:12:02got it
00:12:05what are you doing?
00:12:31Oh shit.
00:12:36What's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:13:13Oh my brave knight I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:21Oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:26Since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:34no no no no no no no no no no no no no no No stop
00:13:54My school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:56My friend?
00:13:58Get off of me!
00:14:00Stop it!
00:14:03Oh my God!
00:14:13You okay?
00:14:16Give that to me.
00:14:24Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:26What the hell, Cole?
00:14:28I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:34How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:36Not good, huh?
00:14:37Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:39I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:41And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:44Why are you even defending her?
00:14:45She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:49He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:52And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:54You hear me?
00:14:59Hey, where are you?
00:15:00Cole is on my side now?
00:15:02Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:04I just need to be alone.
00:15:05All right.
00:15:06Haley!
00:15:11Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:13And he said we were enemies.
00:15:15But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:21Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:23Love you, Mom.
00:15:26Wait, Mom.
00:15:30Do, do people change?
00:15:34Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:40Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:16:00What's up there, huh?
00:16:02There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:04They're my favorite.
00:16:06Noted.
00:16:07Is that all?
00:16:08The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:10I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:12and keep my scholarship.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15I'm really proud of you.
00:16:18And then there's this guy.
00:16:19He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:21but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:23It's so confusing.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:28Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:30No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:31I like you.
00:16:32Only you.
00:16:39I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:41You did?
00:16:41Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:43I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:45That sounds amazing.
00:16:47When? Where?
00:16:48About after school, at the balcony.
00:16:51I'll bring followers.
00:16:52Deal.
00:17:01I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:13Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:22Call me father.
00:17:24I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:26Defending that nobody.
00:17:28Haley girl.
00:17:29He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:31Are those for her?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:40What the fuck?
00:17:42I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:44Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:47That whole family is trash.
00:17:49Stay away from her.
00:17:50And what if I say no?
00:17:52Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:54Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:56What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:59I'm almost 18.
00:18:01Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:18:02I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:08safe.
00:18:09You're sick.
00:18:11It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:19Oh, hi.
00:18:21I'm Haley.
00:18:22Yes.
00:18:23Mm-hmm.
00:18:24So nice to meet you.
00:18:26God.
00:18:27I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:29But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:34Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:36You're so nice.
00:18:41Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:47Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:48Ew.
00:18:50You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:53Pathetic.
00:18:54Maybe he's married.
00:18:55Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:57And maybe he's sitting on his wife's video.
00:19:01I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:04Why is Guacamole Wizard still not here?
00:19:06Oh, no.
00:19:07We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:08We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:11And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:14Eat it.
00:19:28Call me.
00:19:29So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:34You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:38Guacamole Wizard, where are you?
00:19:40Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:43Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:45Like me.
00:19:50I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:59Cole again?
00:20:00Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:03Pick it up.
00:20:04Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:06It's ketchup.
00:20:07Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:12I figure you're gonna record this.
00:20:21Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:24Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:26Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:28You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:34I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:38I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:45Let's go.
00:20:47What are you looking at?
00:20:52Got it?
00:20:53Let's go.
00:21:01What are you looking at?
00:21:04Got it?
00:21:06Let's go.
00:21:09Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:12I just...
00:21:13I happened to see you.
00:21:16Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:18My boyfriend actually.
00:21:22Well, he...
00:21:24He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:26Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:29Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:32Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:35You thought we were enemies.
00:21:37I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:40Am I that annoying?
00:21:42Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:44Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:46Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:48I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:56How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:22:02He...
00:22:02He makes me feel safe.
00:22:05You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:11You understand better than you think.
00:22:14Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:19Does he...
00:22:21Let you touch him like this?
00:22:32If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:36No, my...
00:22:38My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:43In the game.
00:22:45Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:53Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:59Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:02I can see why he likes you.
00:23:05I can see why he likes you.
00:23:14I can't do this.
00:23:17I love my boyfriend.
00:23:18And you will never understand that.
00:23:20He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:23He loves me for who I am.
00:23:26That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:30I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:40Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:43Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49There's nothing.
00:23:50Cole, who are you?
00:23:55What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:57It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:24:01Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:04You live such a tough life.
00:24:10What was I thinking?
00:24:12We are from two different worlds.
00:24:14He just wants to play with me.
00:24:15But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:22Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:24I got into a car accident.
00:24:27Really? Are you okay?
00:24:28You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:30He was right.
00:24:32Who?
00:24:32Nobody.
00:24:33Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:36No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:39You need to see me in style.
00:24:41Fine, if you say so.
00:24:43So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:46Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:52Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:55Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:13Oh, you.
00:25:14Oh, me.
00:25:15Why is she so lucky?
00:25:17Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:20People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:23I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:25Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:32You finished it?
00:25:34It's okay.
00:25:35What would you know each other more?
00:25:37I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:38I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:41Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:44What is he trying to do?
00:25:46It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:49I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:53Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:58Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:05So, are you going to prom?
00:26:07Yeah, well, I don't know.
00:26:10So, you have a date.
00:26:12Or shall I say victim?
00:26:14Are you jealous of me?
00:26:16Me? Jealous?
00:26:18No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:19Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:21You are so full of yourself.
00:26:24You can do this on your own.
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:28No way.
00:26:29It's a self-locking door.
00:26:31Really?
00:26:32Ms. Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:34I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:34I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:38Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:40I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:42Don't worry.
00:26:45We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:58Uh-oh.
00:26:58That was my first kiss.
00:27:02My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:05It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:19You're really good at this.
00:27:21Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:23You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:41Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you, Zach.
00:27:45So you want me?
00:27:48I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:54Do you want me?
00:27:57I want you.
00:28:02Oh, shit.
00:28:07Anyone in here?
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:11How long have you two been in here?
00:28:13I really need to change this lock.
00:28:15Are you two okay?
00:28:16Oh.
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:18Yeah, we're good.
00:28:19I think so.
00:28:19I think so.
00:28:19We're okay.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:21Okay, nice.
00:28:27Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:29What didn't happen?
00:28:31Hey, wait.
00:28:32It's just hormones.
00:28:34Jake.
00:28:35Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:37Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:39Wait.
00:28:39Car accident?
00:28:41Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47I gotta go.
00:28:56Guacamole wizard?
00:28:58Huh?
00:29:00Are you all better after your car accident?
00:29:03Do I know you?
00:29:04Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:06Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:08Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:11You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:14She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:17She was in a real car accident.
00:29:18According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:21I can't get this anymore.
00:29:22Cole, wait.
00:29:25Oh, shit.
00:29:30What's up, guys?
00:29:32Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:34Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:37Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:41Hey!
00:29:42I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:45They're your favorite, right?
00:29:48How did you know that?
00:29:50Tough day, huh?
00:29:51There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:53They're my favorite.
00:29:55He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:57Could he?
00:30:04The truth is, um...
00:30:05A dickhead?
00:30:08Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:09You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:19There it goes again.
00:30:20Cole is jealous.
00:30:22We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:23We don't have a problem.
00:30:25We don't have a problem.
00:30:27Right?
00:30:28Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:31Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:36I have the ball now.
00:30:37Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:41Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:44Maybe I can use that.
00:30:48Jake!
00:30:49Hey!
00:30:50What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:54Wait, seriously?
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:55Just one little catch.
00:30:57You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:31:02All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:05If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:08I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:12But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:16You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:18I'm thinking.
00:31:19About the report or about him?
00:31:20Mm-hmm.
00:31:21Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:23We literally made out of a sore drum.
00:31:26Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:27No, you don't.
00:31:29How do you know that?
00:31:29You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:31Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:33You have no idea.
00:31:39Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:56Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:32:10Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:12Too cheesy?
00:32:14No, it's cute.
00:32:16The accident?
00:32:17The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:19He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:21So, um, what do you think?
00:32:23You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:25I...
00:32:26I should feel happy.
00:32:28But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:31Hey, can we not?
00:32:38Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:40My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:44And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:46Wow.
00:32:47That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:50That's weak shit?
00:32:51Is this weak shit?
00:32:55Oh my god.
00:33:03Wow.
00:33:04He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:11Wait, I can't.
00:33:13Cool, put me down.
00:33:14Put me down.
00:33:15Put me down.
00:33:17Don't do that again.
00:33:31New couple alert.
00:33:33Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:35Why do you hate me so much, Cool?
00:33:36You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:38And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:42Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:46I might say yes.
00:33:49Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:53Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:56We're both hot.
00:33:58And we're both rich.
00:33:59And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:34:03Power Manic.
00:34:04I think I'll pass.
00:34:06You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:11Oh, here they come.
00:34:14If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:19What should we wear to prom?
00:34:22And the Dean's List.
00:34:31Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:33I'll see your own school, okay?
00:34:34Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:35Bye.
00:34:36He's so different.
00:34:38Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:43Hayley?
00:34:47Ah!
00:34:50Why are you kidding me?
00:34:52Geez!
00:34:53God!
00:35:00Here, I'll get it.
00:35:01Yeah, I know.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:35:09I don't care.
00:35:10I do care.
00:35:13Here we are.
00:35:14Here we are.
00:35:30Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:32I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:34He doesn't even know you.
00:35:36And you do?
00:35:37How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:39That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:40Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:44Hmm.
00:35:45I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:47The first day.
00:35:49You were watching me?
00:35:51Just...
00:35:51Just tell him I'm gonna apologize.
00:36:07Melv!
00:36:09Colt is talking to Hayley again.
00:36:12Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:15Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:17Obviously I do.
00:36:18Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:21Uh...
00:36:22What do I do?
00:36:24I've got a few ideas.
00:36:31Heya, look.
00:36:33Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:35Alright, I promise.
00:36:36Yeah?
00:36:36Really?
00:36:37Like who?
00:36:37I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:39Except for Jake.
00:36:41And you.
00:36:42But you're not asking me.
00:36:45Hey.
00:36:46Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:48Hey, Hal.
00:36:50Um...
00:36:50I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:54The other night?
00:36:55Yeah, it was...
00:36:58so...
00:36:59sexy.
00:37:00You're so sexy.
00:37:02Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:04I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:14And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:18Oh, shit!
00:37:19Look!
00:37:20Oh, shit!
00:37:22Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:29Oh, shit!
00:37:33Oh, my god!
00:37:34Oh, shit!
00:37:38Stop!
00:37:38Guys, stop it!
00:37:39Stop!
00:37:41What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:45Shit.
00:37:46It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:47I've gotta save Cole.
00:37:49I mean, Jake.
00:37:49I've gotta save Jake.
00:37:55Oh my god! Principal Stephens, I'm so sorry!
00:38:00Haley Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:21Colin, what are you doing here?
00:38:23Let me keep you company.
00:38:25It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:30The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:32Oh, sure.
00:38:35So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:41No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:44Good.
00:38:46You know, I thought of that asshole every time he looks at you
00:38:49makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:51Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:54I could kill him.
00:38:58Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:39:03Okay, fine. I won't.
00:39:08Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:12Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:23Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:44Oh, sorry.
00:39:46Hey, Trips.
00:39:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:48Jet!
00:39:49What?
00:39:49It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:54They're dead.
00:39:56They're both dead.
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:40:04Oh.
00:40:05What are you...
00:40:06Are you almost crying?
00:40:09It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:12Jen!
00:40:13What's going on over there?
00:40:23Wait.
00:40:25What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:28Mrs. Gorman's burning!
00:40:30Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:31It's baking soda and water.
00:40:33You're fine.
00:40:33Detention.
00:40:34Today.
00:40:35After school.
00:40:36Shh.
00:40:48Jake, hey.
00:40:50Oh, sorry.
00:40:52Got to get to student council.
00:40:55Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:58The rice trick?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04You don't know about the...
00:41:06Come on.
00:41:19Hey!
00:41:20Um, Ella.
00:41:22It's Emma.
00:41:24Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:26Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:29Me too.
00:41:36Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:39We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:43No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:45It means...
00:41:46It means I can't...
00:41:48Can't what?
00:41:52I talked to a friend online.
00:41:54He's really important to me.
00:41:59And...
00:41:59I'm sure...
00:42:01You're really important to him.
00:42:12You know, Cole...
00:42:13If you look past...
00:42:14All that hair gel and...
00:42:17Big ol' ego and...
00:42:18Rich kid for bravo.
00:42:19Okay, okay.
00:42:20I-I get it.
00:42:24You're kinda sweet.
00:42:29Hey, look at that.
00:42:32Oh my God!
00:42:33Thank you!
00:42:35Oh my God!
00:42:37You're a miracle worker.
00:42:44What is taking so long?
00:42:46You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:48Shut up, Bella.
00:42:50It's Emma.
00:42:51Whatever.
00:42:57Oh my God.
00:43:01Oh!
00:43:07Morning, Valley Whore!
00:43:09How are things in the castle?
00:43:15Valley Whore?
00:43:17What are they talking about?
00:43:33Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:37Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:40Oh my God!
00:43:41Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages!
00:43:43Touch me, Guacamole Wizard!
00:43:47Yeah, hey Valley Whore, show them what you really like!
00:43:50Oh my God!
00:44:08Here you go.
00:44:10Here, this is for you.
00:44:15oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:21was that
00:44:22kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:28what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:33is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:45:04stop it stop stop
00:45:09i thought i said the janitor some time
00:45:15jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:25who's guacamole wizard
00:45:28here you go
00:45:31oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:35oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:39what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:46jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:52sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:59yeah nothing personal
00:46:07all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:46:14that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:23let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:28it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:34this shit
00:46:35could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be
00:46:39who cares
00:46:40i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:46what over my dead body
00:46:49oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:52i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:53no no please don't
00:46:54please
00:46:56then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:58max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:47:01you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:47:12come on you big coward message him
00:47:14just do it just do it
00:47:18you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:27i could never think that
00:47:34but i thought you were jake
00:47:36please can't you just tell me now
00:47:37i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:44i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:46if you want i'll meet you there
00:48:00okay
00:48:01you got this hayley
00:48:03just take a deep breath
00:48:04you got this
00:48:05you got this
00:48:09you look beautiful
00:48:13thank you mom
00:48:33hey hayley
00:48:34i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:36hi
00:48:37hi
00:48:38hey max
00:48:39your house is gorgeous
00:48:41i mean
00:48:41no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:43you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:45they don't care about shit
00:48:46get drunk girl
00:48:50whoo
00:48:50yeah
00:49:01what are you doing here
00:49:03valley whore
00:49:06looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:49:08hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:49:11valley whore
00:49:15jen
00:49:16why are you doing this
00:49:17what have i even done to you
00:49:18to me
00:49:19oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:22because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:25those are concerning
00:49:26actually i kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:29did you know that hayley
00:49:31she's a little pervy princess
00:49:32pervy princess
00:49:36pervy princess
00:49:37pervy princess
00:49:39pervy princess
00:49:41hey let's get perfect tonight
00:49:44leave me alone
00:49:46is there a fire
00:49:48okay we set off the alarm
00:50:02paul
00:50:13okay
00:50:15okay
00:50:19okay
00:50:41are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay Cole is not
00:50:48him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:55honest
00:50:55about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an idiot hey wait
00:51:12please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:51:18go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:21you trying to do I guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus I knew I shouldn't
00:51:28trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you what is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:51I'm not going to ask you again Cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:56and
00:51:56please introduce yourself to Haley I already assumed that's who this was I'm a servant so
00:52:02you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining Cole's life well I've got news for you
00:52:09young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you
00:52:17will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or I swear
00:52:24to God
00:52:25your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family I'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:37I hate everything you stand for I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:44you think a good person looks like I hate everything about you I hate all of it I don't want
00:52:50any part of
00:52:51it so cool fell with your dad Haley
00:53:06no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch Haley not
00:53:12that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable I promised your mother I would make you
00:53:17a
00:53:17success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:28hi Haley I'm Emma I know you are right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen
00:53:36ruin
00:53:36your life so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks Emma okay bye
00:53:54one down one to go you're so cool I know Emma wanna go to prom why not let's get these
00:54:04lovebirds together
00:54:10hi mr. Edmund hi Max and Max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you Cole's grounded oh he is
00:54:19but it was his 18th birthday today what can I say Max actions have consequences birthday or no Cole is
00:54:27grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:34we were supposed to review budgets today Cole my son Cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed
00:54:42a budget a day in his life well mr. Edmunds today could be that day and we just have to
00:54:46give him
00:54:46back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary
00:55:01go away
00:55:05max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday Cole I brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:55:12castle
00:55:12claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:55:18you could tell Haley who you are now you can be together just log into the stupid game and tell
00:55:23the girl who you love you really are
00:55:26no I'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:37welcome all the wizard
00:55:41mom I'm fine I just need some time alone
00:55:52open the door wait what he's here
00:56:04it's you I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:56:10anyway I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning
00:56:13my dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:56:17to tell you who I was I got my inheritance
00:56:20and I can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose
00:56:36I understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:45I need you to know I love you
00:56:59I love you
00:57:01you do
00:57:03yes you idiot
00:57:04I've loved you for months I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:57:10because I had to be loyal to him and
00:57:13but you're him
00:57:14you didn't expect her
00:57:16I mean I
00:57:18I always hoped it was you
00:57:22until you hoped
00:57:23yes
00:57:24yes
00:57:25I hoped it was you
00:57:26you were always there for me
00:57:30you're hurt and
00:57:32you're really fucking hurt
00:57:38hey uh
00:57:39one of those things I said we could do
00:57:42you ever do
00:57:44yeah
00:57:48take my clothes off
00:57:49you're getting there don't worry
00:57:53I'm so beyond you
00:58:12okay so what do you think
00:58:1610 out of 10
00:58:17yeah
00:58:17yeah
00:58:18would do again
00:58:19okay sex with sex with me specifically
00:58:22I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:25all right all right that's fair
00:58:26I'll uh
00:58:28I'll take that as a one
00:58:34what is my life now
00:58:35am I being nice to Cole Edmonds
00:58:38oh god no I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:44and I'll just I'm just lost behind it
00:58:47there's always been lost behind it
00:58:49I'll have to take a minute no more
00:58:53stop it
00:58:53um
00:58:55same
00:58:56is it promenade
00:58:58I think you know if it's promenade
00:59:01okay
00:59:03but the real question is do you got a date
00:59:08Cole are you asking me to prom
00:59:10oh I would have asked you earlier but Jay kind of gave me to a joke
00:59:14oh god please don't mention his name again I don't want to hear it
00:59:17yeah you don't have to ask me please
00:59:19but I don't even have a dress
00:59:22later
00:59:26I just slept with Cole Edmonds and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:30who would have guessed
00:59:35I thought
00:59:37only the best for my princess
00:59:39where did you get that
00:59:41uh
00:59:41I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:46might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:52of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:58Mr. Edmonds I didn't expect you to be here
01:00:01Cole
01:00:02are you here
01:00:05Cole are you here
01:00:08Mr. Edmonds you can't just park into my house like this
01:00:11I see you Cole you are a big pro
01:00:30hey uh you almost done in there
01:00:32you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:38okay I'm ready
01:00:50what do you think
01:00:55my god Haley you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
01:01:01uh uh uh
01:01:02I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:01:05you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:01:0820 more minutes
01:01:09what 10
01:01:10I do
01:01:14thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:01:18I hear we have a winner
01:01:22and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:27Jen Longfellow
01:01:29thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:37I mean like who else would win right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:47oh my god that's Haley and Cole
01:01:50it was fine
01:01:52since where did you get a head
01:01:57hey uh this time that's up
01:02:00no
01:02:01but who cares
01:02:11I am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:02:15come on everyone say it with me
01:02:17pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:27wait wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:31make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:38don't worry daddy if I can't have it no one can
01:02:43I'm gonna destroy Haley Rod's life is this real
01:02:47Jen's crazy
01:02:50who did this who did this
01:02:56what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone
01:03:00you little shit
01:03:02you know Jen as the principal I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:03:11but quite frankly you are the worst
01:03:15and I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:03:19you can't do that
01:03:20I'm the principal so uh yes I can
01:03:32there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:42Haley catch
01:03:48oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:52now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:54oh yeah no can do
01:03:56all I have to offer is a lullaby knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:04:01and a awesome sense of humor
01:04:03how can I refuse
01:04:11oh no that's my dad
01:04:15we are going home right now
01:04:18wow you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:04:21yeah I'm not a boy dad
01:04:23you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:27yet you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:31and it's because of Haley
01:04:33and you can accept that or I'll make my own path and best believe me I can
01:04:39I'll say this
01:04:40that's the most backbone I've ever seen in you Cole
01:04:45enjoy pro
01:04:53I am so proud of you
01:04:57I can't have done without you being by my side
01:05:00that was terrifying
01:05:01it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:05:06I love you I love you guacamole wizard
01:05:09oh my god I gotta change that username
01:05:12yeah you do
01:05:13okay
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