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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:26No.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend,
00:00:50claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:53on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice, hi.
00:02:55Whoa, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of a chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:56open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I don't know.
00:04:15Any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me?
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost.
00:06:47And we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making them.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slipped.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously?
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is it at?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My whole life.
00:11:32I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms in here?
00:12:14I'll tell you guys.
00:12:16Keep a garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:56Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30About Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea?
00:17:46For you to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on.
00:17:48Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting it.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:12I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:29I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:29It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison, Allison, stop that.
00:22:59Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11Who says that you have to stop?
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:39Routing everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ally?
00:23:58Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:18Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Ally called me, dumbass.
00:24:24And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:29or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:31It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving,
00:24:40and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:45Okay? Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know,
00:25:00like an urgent care right now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:05I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:16Wait.
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:20Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:39Is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:08No.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Hm?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm no hands-on.
00:27:06Mm.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not...
00:27:20with anyone.
00:27:22Um...
00:27:22I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:25She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:37Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:11We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:16But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go!
00:28:20We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:58You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08Your turn.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:32It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:01Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Good flirting, you two.
00:30:15You know what I mean.
00:30:33Oh, my.
00:30:34Oh, my.
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:35Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:38Hot!
00:30:44Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah.
00:30:47For sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach.
00:30:56But...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02It's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:09You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19So...
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21Alright?
00:31:22Listen.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and
00:31:35makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:37Had...
00:31:39Oh my god.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:41This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:43She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:46It's okay.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:48Alright?
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:08Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7am.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:51We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you as...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:15Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21Alright!
00:35:22Time's ticking.
00:35:23Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:30But...
00:35:32It works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:50Hold in.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:58Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03I'm okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is serious, she's so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54She's getting lucky tonight!
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:04if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:19The 20!
00:37:21The 10!
00:37:25Puckstab!
00:37:25Harrison does it again!
00:37:27State wins!
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Good job!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats!
00:37:46On the win, Captain.
00:37:47That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:57Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:03Is he actually going to kiss me? In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:14Yes, yes, yes!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:26Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:40Oh, but I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait. What?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:40I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:15You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22No, no, no. You cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her. Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise. Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous. Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him, hey Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:07He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time. It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay. Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare. No.
00:42:05Don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no. That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10You think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:17I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what? Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:44I can't.
00:42:47I can't.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ally!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Ally, hey.
00:43:38Oh my god, he's coming.
00:43:40Ally, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Here, get out of what?
00:43:43Brett.
00:43:43You have to get down.
00:43:48Ally.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run, I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:56You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:15You kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:18an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine?
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty, uh...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Oh, Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know, um...
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So...
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:39Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really? For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:26So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss my gain?
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:09Let's go, Allison.
00:50:11Let's go, Allison.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:29Let's go.
00:50:37Fine, but I play to win
00:50:43I can check it out, 10 bucks say they kiss
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over, let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:17I know
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me
00:51:35Oh my god
00:51:36Oh shit
00:51:45Ow
00:51:57Oh my god, is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Look at me
00:52:05Hey, hey
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:09I can't
00:52:10Just try to breathe
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:12Alright, hey
00:52:15I'm going to be okay
00:52:17Alright
00:52:18Let's get you
00:52:20Let's get you
00:52:20Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:27Get out of my way
00:52:28Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred
00:52:32Alright, here you go
00:52:32Put you down
00:52:34You know, you could have died
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my god
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:43Would realize he's a total fucking douchebag
00:52:44Alright?
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:10I saved your life
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:26Yeah, I know, I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:40Don't say that
00:53:41I did!
00:53:41No, no
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49And saving me like a hero
00:53:51And then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop, Allison
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45Listen, you had no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51That you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:23Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:34Every time
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:48Right here
00:55:52Right now
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you
00:56:32You know, Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother
00:56:36But I think he'll come around
00:56:37When he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe
00:56:51Keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:08I don't want to hear
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi, Captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck
00:57:43In the worst traffic ever
00:57:44Right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away
00:57:45From ditching my car
00:57:46And just sprinting to you
00:57:48Aww
00:57:49Well, as much as I'd love
00:57:51To see you running to me
00:57:53Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me
00:57:55And I really like your car
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car
00:58:00He grabs me by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood
00:58:03Of his car
00:58:03Brett, stop
00:58:05Don't read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08Every single word
00:58:09That you've ever written
00:58:09Is etched into my heart
00:58:11Into my soul
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses
00:58:14From my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:16Gently sucking
00:58:17And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound
00:58:22Like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:23When he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palms my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:47Bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08Hey
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business
00:59:12Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because
00:59:14Brett took a chance on you
00:59:15Once, you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone
00:59:21Who gives a damn
00:59:25Shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:46Brett?
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh, I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:22Attention
01:00:23All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32Whoever's responsible
01:00:33To come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise
01:00:35Will be forced
01:00:36To contact the campus police
01:00:38For a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:41I think we all know someone
01:00:42Who would do anything
01:00:43To stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48In the bathroom
01:00:48Like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were a
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:01:00Who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02Who came in with
01:01:02Zero athletic ability
01:01:04And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12Your turn, Scott
01:01:14Sure, but I
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:19Well, well, well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:22To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27That quick
01:01:28Without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32Are grounds for immediate
01:01:33Dismissal of the squad
01:01:34Coach, I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:36Okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:39A cheater and a liar
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49Could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually
01:01:52My vitamins
01:01:54Did you forget?
01:01:55I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57Yeah, sorry
01:01:58I should have labeled them or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No, they aren't
01:02:03Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05That you come to possess
01:02:06Such extensive knowledge
01:02:07Of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:13Well, we were just worried
01:02:15About the integrity of the team
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:18Everything was legitimate
01:02:18That's enough
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies
01:02:22Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy
01:02:26Effective immediately
01:02:27What?
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:31Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33I mean, I know it
01:02:34Yeah, every count
01:02:35Every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just walk in here
01:02:41And steal everything from me?
01:02:42That's enough, Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:49Listen up
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:57That's the point
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time
01:03:00Cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03Coach will kill me
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05And say goodbye to those little supplements
01:03:07That keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:10Every dirty little secret
01:03:12Do exactly as I say
01:03:14Or you're gone
01:03:15Your call
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:17She never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita
01:03:31Put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:39I knew she was up to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42In the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:44Yeah, she was throwing up
01:03:47It was when we were
01:03:49When we were having
01:03:55Loan sex
01:03:57So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:11I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16Perfect guess who you are
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21To catch you on your phone
01:04:24Always
01:04:27All right
01:04:28On the count
01:04:29You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita, you're up first
01:04:32Then Allison
01:04:37Okay, Allison
01:04:46Hey, great job you guys
01:04:50You killed him
01:05:13Hey
01:05:14I told you to catch you
01:05:16Brett
01:05:18You just saved my life
01:05:22I guess that makes me like a backup tree weed or something, huh?
01:05:26Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt
01:05:29So you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:35That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym
01:05:41And think very carefully
01:05:43About your future on this team
01:05:46Oh, Brett
01:05:48Thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53All right, everyone
01:05:54In light of the performances
01:05:56And character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:00As the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:06Congratulations, Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:14And that's game
01:06:15State loses 21 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:21Look, I know
01:06:22It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks, bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28Ew
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:31Yo
01:06:32Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good, baby
01:06:35Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know
01:06:38Something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:40You're so gross
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:44Are you serious?
01:06:45What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48Don't play with me, bitch
01:06:49You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:52How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55So that what happens today
01:06:56Never happens again
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special
01:07:00Why?
01:07:01You know, everyone knows
01:07:03How you got the captain's position
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there
01:07:09Considering how much you suck
01:07:10While you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15I'm more than one
01:07:17I do
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public bus
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:31Hey!
01:07:32Run!
01:07:32Run!
01:07:33Run!
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:34Hey, Ellen, that's enough
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:37I mean, coach, we all saw it
01:07:38Chad was going to hit her
01:07:40You're going to hit her?
01:07:42No
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:43You
01:07:45With me
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:50Alright
01:07:52You sure you're on me?
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brett
01:07:59You could have broken your hand
01:08:01Yeah, well, it was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:06Shut up
01:08:13You know, I could kind of get used to this
01:08:14Having, uh, Nurse Allison around
01:08:17Take care of me
01:08:18Help me out
01:08:20Yo, guys, 304
01:08:21I think it's this one
01:08:22Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh, shit, no
01:08:25That's Ron and the whole team
01:08:26They can't see us like this
01:08:29I won't let him
01:08:30Let's tell him
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth
01:08:32In front of
01:08:33The entire team
01:08:36Ron's going to kill you
01:08:38Remind you
01:08:39Let's hide
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:46Brett
01:08:47Brett, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man
01:08:51John, you have no idea
01:08:53How crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you
01:08:57All I can think about is, uh
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:04You need a hand, man?
01:09:05No, I got everything I need, uh
01:09:08Right here
01:09:14You gotta be quiet
01:09:18Let's see what happens
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off
01:09:22And get your ass out here, man
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time
01:09:27Assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:38I feel what you did
01:09:42It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46I'm sorry
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man
01:09:49We got your food
01:09:50It's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:56All right, let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh
01:10:07Allison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked
01:10:12You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:27It's good
01:10:31Is she gonna help me?
01:10:33No, I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this
01:10:55Guaranteed
01:10:56I've heard the half time show
01:10:57It's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00Sick
01:11:00Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02Let's make some noise
01:11:03For your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:11Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:17Your precious new cheerleading captain
01:11:19Didn't earn her spot
01:11:20She bought it
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP
01:11:28Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's not true
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:36I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38Okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:42Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:57You know that's bullshit
01:11:58I have proof
01:12:02I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07No more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane
01:12:14Okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie
01:12:18It's all coming out now
01:12:19I saw her taking pills
01:12:21For practice
01:12:22We trusted you
01:12:23Cheater
01:12:26Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:28Messes with me
01:12:29Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:31She's using you
01:12:33For the clout
01:12:34For the status
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit
01:12:41It's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear
01:12:45If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:50Hey, everybody
01:12:51Just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58All right, that's enough
01:12:59That's enough
01:13:01Now, in light of these
01:13:02Significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the evidence
01:13:05That has been presented
01:13:06I have no choice
01:13:09Allison Scott
01:13:10You are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position
01:13:12As captain of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore
01:13:13You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on
01:13:21Hold it
01:13:22If you would please
01:13:23Look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27That can help you guys
01:13:28Get healthy
01:13:28With the right body
01:13:29No more pills
01:13:30No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen, you guys
01:13:35Are never going to have to take
01:13:36Any of you
01:13:36To save your spells ever again
01:13:37So, what's the catch?
01:13:39We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one
01:13:46That Rita just played
01:13:48Not for the drugs
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:05Who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous
01:14:08Weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them
01:14:11If they wouldn't comply
01:14:11And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them
01:14:13For the bodies that they have
01:14:14Now, everybody is different
01:14:16But all bodies
01:14:17Are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:19For one reason
01:14:20One reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:23That Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:26Because Allison
01:14:27She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true
01:14:36He's lying
01:14:37She's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:39Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:42Lock her up
01:14:44Lock her up
01:14:45You fucking bitch
01:14:46You ruined my life
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:00Look at you
01:15:02Playing the victim
01:15:03Playing the victim
01:15:04You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05For weeks
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance
01:15:08You won crying to Harrison
01:15:10Nothing but a little
01:15:12Shut up, dude
01:15:12Shut up
01:15:13What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16You're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:15:18Right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:20Mr. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:25Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:27From various female students
01:15:29As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:31From all school activities
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No, my father
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:37But I assure you
01:15:38His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:41You can take him away
01:15:42Already is over, let go
01:15:44No, I'll throw you off
01:15:45This isn't over
01:15:48And as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:59And as of now
01:16:00You can consider yourself
01:16:01Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:10Thank you, principal
01:16:11All right, everyone
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16But
01:16:16We have a game to get back to
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:22Let's win
01:16:34Cut down, State University wins it all
01:16:42Yes, yes
01:16:44Go
01:16:44Woo
01:16:46Woo
01:16:48Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:49Woo
01:16:50Woo
01:16:50Woo
01:16:54Kiss
01:16:55Kiss
01:16:56Kiss
01:16:56Kiss
01:16:57Kiss
01:16:58Kiss
01:16:59Kiss
01:16:59Kiss
01:16:59Kiss
01:17:01Kiss
01:17:01Kiss
01:17:02Kiss
01:17:02Woo
01:17:05Hey
01:17:07Alison
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh
01:17:17He's cool, isn't he?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback
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