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00:00:16Untertitelung. BR 2018
00:00:42I've got a little treat for you tonight. My first guest is a young man, and when I say young
00:00:46man, I mean a young man.
00:00:47He's landed the lead role in an NBC pilot, and he won that audition with a song and dance routine,
00:00:52and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight.
00:00:54Would you welcome Rafe Hawk.
00:01:04In my regards to Broadway, remember me to Harrow Square.
00:01:13Get along the gang at 42nd Street, and I will soon be there.
00:01:21Whisper a poem yearning, to mingle with the old-time throng.
00:01:30Give my regards to old Broadway, and tell them all be very long.
00:01:37Oh, my God.
00:01:40Oh, my God.
00:01:42Oh, my God.
00:01:46Oh, my God.
00:02:23Untertitelung. BR 2018
00:02:36Reef Hawk, for the last four decades, America's favorite movie star.
00:02:41What an unbelievable career you've had, starring in three of the biggest franchises in film history, winning two Oscars.
00:02:48In this fall, you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made.
00:02:51You've had five years off to reflect.
00:02:55Is that what you're going to say? Reflect?
00:02:58I mean, how are you going to frame the five years thing?
00:03:00Also, I should literally be a famous-ass interviewer.
00:03:04Even when I'm fake interviewing, I'm, like, incredible at it.
00:03:07Incredible.
00:03:07Thank you.
00:03:08So what are you going to say about the five years thing?
00:03:11Well, I was thinking I was going to say I've been working since I was six and needed a break
00:03:18and that I needed to find out who I was away from all this.
00:03:23I love that.
00:03:24That works, totally.
00:03:26I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public and that my best friends from high
00:03:33school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it up for years.
00:03:36So no one ever found out.
00:03:39That is a really smart omission.
00:03:40Strong omission.
00:03:41No admish.
00:03:42You're going to be amazing, babe.
00:03:44You got this.
00:03:44Yeah.
00:03:45I'm very lucky to have you, too.
00:03:46Mm-hmm.
00:03:47And thank you both for being here and thank you for helping me.
00:03:51Yeah, babe.
00:03:52Now get out there and tap dance for Mommy.
00:03:54Yeah, that was jazz dance.
00:03:56That's it.
00:03:58Two minutes.
00:03:58All right, look, before we get started, I just got to say this is a career highlight for me.
00:04:03You, Tom Cruise, Denzel, you're my favorite actors of all time.
00:04:08Thanks.
00:04:08So, look, first we're going to start off with the box office records and, uh, what?
00:04:13Do you mind?
00:04:14I don't know if anyone talked to you, but, um...
00:04:17Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, no.
00:04:20He's asking about the Oscars.
00:04:21I know.
00:04:22I can tell.
00:04:23When you introduce me, would you mind not forgetting to say two-time Oscar winner before you say Reeve Hawk?
00:04:31Of course.
00:04:31I was planning on doing that anyway.
00:04:33I thought it was something serious.
00:04:34Of course, man.
00:04:34Yeah, I mean, I would never even say it.
00:04:37It's just that sometimes people forget.
00:04:41Who forgets?
00:04:42You are the most beloved movie star in the world.
00:04:47Yeah.
00:04:47I'm just honored to have you on the show.
00:04:48This is going to be a cakewalk for you.
00:04:50Oh, thanks, man.
00:04:51Hi.
00:04:52How are you?
00:04:54We're Reeve's best friends from high school, but, like, we have our own lives, too.
00:04:58Just here's the corner.
00:05:00Listen, you are so fucking charming.
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Enough of that.
00:05:04I don't want to fan out too much.
00:05:06Uh, you ready?
00:05:07Yeah, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:09Let's try one.
00:05:09We'll get one going.
00:05:10All right, here we go.
00:05:11Three, two, one.
00:05:13Tonight, I'm interviewing somebody I never thought I would interview.
00:05:17I'm talking about a legend, an icon.
00:05:20What is there even to say?
00:05:21Reeve Hawk is in the house.
00:05:24Welcome.
00:05:25Oh, wait.
00:05:26Sorry, I messed up.
00:05:27I left out the Oscar part.
00:05:28I'm sorry.
00:05:29Guys, you got to do it again.
00:05:30Sorry about that.
00:05:30Oh, no, we're leaving this in.
00:05:32No, no, no, no.
00:05:33I'm not doing it.
00:05:33No, we are not starting over.
00:05:35People at home need to see this.
00:05:37Let me tell you right now, if I'm ever the kind of out-of-touch jerk who needs to restart
00:05:42an intro because you didn't mention an award, brother, we got way bigger problems.
00:05:52That's why the world loves you, man.
00:05:54The real Reeve Hawk, that's amazing.
00:05:56Reeve Hawk, are you ready?
00:05:58We're already starting.
00:06:00Yes, we are.
00:06:04Babe, babe, I know you love mopping with the crew, but we're going to hit crazy traffic if
00:06:08we don't get out of here.
00:06:09What's mopping?
00:06:10M.O.P.
00:06:12Man of the Peopling.
00:06:14It's actually pretty fucking funny, huh?
00:06:16Thanks.
00:06:16Yeah, we should get going.
00:06:18Can I talk to you guys for a second?
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:20Hey, guys, thanks so much.
00:06:21Bye.
00:06:22Thank you for that.
00:06:23Did anyone else see this silver fox eye fucking me?
00:06:26I do.
00:06:26I am so serious.
00:06:28It was so blatant and out in the open, I almost want to, like, write an op-ed, but I
00:06:31like that.
00:06:32Reeve.
00:06:32Reeve, Reeve, Reeve.
00:06:34What are you doing?
00:06:35Whoa.
00:06:36We don't know those guys.
00:06:38They could literally go online and say that I was, like, being fake or mopping or whatever
00:06:42insult you just said, and then people will think that I'm like that.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:48So?
00:06:50That would be like a fucking disaster.
00:06:53Reeve, chill out.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55Dude.
00:06:55Dude.
00:06:55Take a deep breath, okay?
00:06:57Deep breath.
00:06:59It's just...
00:07:01It's just that...
00:07:06It's just that you're always being watched these days and observed.
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:10Everywhere.
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:12Yeah, yeah, it's really weird.
00:07:14It's really weird.
00:07:15Okay, bubby.
00:07:18It's okay.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:20Lookit, this was, like, a really stressful situation for you, so just take a deep breath.
00:07:25We're all good.
00:07:26I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:27I was just being dumb and trying to be funny and...
00:07:29No, I'm sorry.
00:07:31No, please.
00:07:31A lot of anxiety today.
00:07:33Of course.
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34It was...
00:07:34My bad.
00:07:35You don't have to...
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:37You love us.
00:07:39I love you guys.
00:07:41I love you.
00:07:42By the way, you are amazing.
00:07:44Oh, my gosh.
00:07:44He is a fan.
00:07:46Yeah?
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:54Shit.
00:08:00Hello?
00:08:01Bubby and Tyra, we got a big fucking problem.
00:08:03It's fucked up.
00:08:04It's really fucked up.
00:08:04It's a total fucking nightmare.
00:08:06I'll be over at 10.30 a.m. tomorrow.
00:08:08I'll have my assistant text your assistant, my breakfast order.
00:08:10Beg her not to fuck it up for me.
00:08:17Do I have shit on my face?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20I do?
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:21Oh, my God.
00:08:22It's fucking embarrassing.
00:08:23Ira, tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:08:26What is the video?
00:08:27Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
00:08:29What's on it?
00:08:29I have no idea.
00:08:30I thought you buried everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public.
00:08:35When I got sober five years ago, I changed my life.
00:08:38And thank God you did.
00:08:40Since you've been out of the game, everything's changed.
00:08:42For the record, you are the GOAT.
00:08:43The true GOAT, Bubby.
00:08:45You are the best to ever do it.
00:08:46I swear to God, I hate to say it, but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with
00:08:50you.
00:08:51We used to be out here in these streets smashing fucking concrete, getting our hands dirty.
00:08:55Hollywood was our goddamn glory hole.
00:08:57These kids today, they don't know how we used to do it.
00:08:59You, me, Rourke, little Chuckie Sheen, Stephen Hawking, you know, the original Pussy Posse.
00:09:04You boys kept me busy, didn't you?
00:09:06Can't you just make this go away like you always used to?
00:09:09I can't, Bubby.
00:09:10The internet changed everything.
00:09:11I know I'm panicked, and we used to get this shit wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in a
00:09:15day or two.
00:09:15It ain't like that anymore.
00:09:18You can text me or call me 24 hours a day, just like the old days,
00:09:22except for Tuesdays from 3 p.m. until about 10 p.m.
00:09:26What's on Tuesdays?
00:09:27Personal shit.
00:09:28Don't worry about it.
00:09:30Oh.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Huh?
00:09:33Are you okay?
00:09:36Do I have to be in here?
00:09:37Can I just wait till you're done?
00:09:39Bubby, I'm on a massive time crunch.
00:09:41By the way, I love this gay wallpaper.
00:09:44Thanks.
00:09:45And about all the art in the house.
00:09:46Very colorful, very gay and classy.
00:09:49Look, Bubby, there are some steps we can take in the meantime while we're waiting this out,
00:09:53but I need you to be completely honest with me.
00:09:55There are no more secrets between us.
00:09:57Look into my eyes.
00:09:58Do not break eye contact with me, Bubby.
00:10:00Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:02No, Ira, I've never killed someone.
00:10:04I can't wipe my ass with this.
00:10:06It's just performative.
00:10:07I'm a good person, environmental toilet paper.
00:10:09What's your assistant's name?
00:10:11Sammy.
00:10:11Sammy?
00:10:12Yeah?
00:10:13Come in here.
00:10:13Can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here?
00:10:17The good toilet paper.
00:10:18The good toilet paper.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20And, Bubby, just real quick, it's primary, not master.
00:10:22What thread count is it?
00:10:23Sorry.
00:10:24I don't know, Ira.
00:10:25It's Scott from the store.
00:10:27Toss it.
00:10:28Let me see.
00:10:29Jesus Christ.
00:10:30Smells like, um...
00:10:32Like, earring backs in here.
00:10:34Yes, that means you're healthy.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:37Ugh!
00:10:39What the fuck?
00:10:40Cover your mouth.
00:10:40It's disgusting.
00:10:41You get germs.
00:10:42I'm sorry.
00:10:42Besides the health stuff, it's so rude.
00:10:45I'm sorry.
00:10:45Aside from me getting sick, it's rude.
00:10:48Because those particles fly into my nose and mouth.
00:10:51Do you...
00:10:51Sam, you just...
00:10:52Actually, this is fucked up to say I kind of like this.
00:10:54Turn around, Bubby.
00:10:55Eye contact.
00:10:55Come closer.
00:10:57Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:59No, Ira.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01Bubby, I'm not a judgy person.
00:11:04I'm more of a you-do-you.
00:11:05I'm a go-ahead-and-do-me girl.
00:11:07Ira!
00:11:09Ira!
00:11:09I have never killed someone!
00:11:13For real!
00:11:17You're making me uncomfortable with your anger.
00:11:21And I think that's something we should look at.
00:11:25You can have at the scraps.
00:11:28I'm sorry, what?
00:11:29You can have at the scraps.
00:11:31That's really nice of you, Ira.
00:11:33Thank you.
00:11:33You know, she's actually great.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:35I like her.
00:11:36Next.
00:11:37Have you ever watched anyone be killed?
00:11:38No, Ira.
00:11:38Have you ever paid someone to kill someone?
00:11:39No.
00:11:40Have you ever fucked a dead person?
00:11:41No.
00:11:41Has a dead person ever fucked you?
00:11:42No!
00:11:44How does that even work?
00:11:45I was just saying, it starts with Mel Gibson and a whole lot of paupers
00:11:48and ends two decks over with a 10 a.m. Nate and Mel's breakfast.
00:11:50You do the math, gorgeous.
00:11:51Just to be clear, you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being
00:11:55is that Mel Gibson takes paupers.
00:11:58You're saying that.
00:11:59You're saying that.
00:12:00I would never betray a client like that.
00:12:02And I'm offended you would even suggest it.
00:12:03I would lose my license to practice law in the state of California if I did.
00:12:07But just between us, it's pretty fucked up, actually.
00:12:10I mean, they partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend.
00:12:12They actually made a cute little picture about it.
00:12:14Weekend at Bernie's?
00:12:15Yes, Weekend at Bernie's, Bubby.
00:12:18You're hysterical.
00:12:20You've gotten funnier.
00:12:22I need to know everyone who hates you.
00:12:25Uh, who hates me?
00:12:27Fuck.
00:12:30My first manager from when I was a kid, probably.
00:12:34Good, right.
00:12:35The guy who represents kid actors and works out of the bowling alley.
00:12:37Who else?
00:12:39My old on-and-off ex-girlfriend, Savannah.
00:12:43Okay, and who else?
00:12:47That's it.
00:12:51Who hates him?
00:12:53Uh, what?
00:12:54Who hates him?
00:12:56Well, off the top of my head, your old manager, your old trainer, your new trainer, your old
00:13:02pool guy, your old, old pool guys, your mom.
00:13:05Oh, me too.
00:13:06Uh, those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized, like, they don't wipe their own asses, and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna
00:13:13do it.
00:13:13Um, your old boxing coach, your old tennis instructor, your ex.
00:13:17And I have, like, a separate list for, like, directors, actors, costume designers, hair
00:13:19and makeup people, craft service, whatever, da-da-da-da-da, like, executives that you've
00:13:22worked with if you want me to start on that.
00:13:24Jesus Christ.
00:13:25Sorry.
00:13:27Can I just say something?
00:13:28My old trainer doesn't hate me because he passed away.
00:13:34Okay.
00:13:35I'm just saying.
00:13:36Mm-hmm.
00:13:37Hey.
00:13:38I believe you, pal.
00:13:39I really do.
00:13:40That's, that's awesome.
00:13:42You need to go see these people and apologize to them.
00:13:45Make it right with them.
00:13:47And without them realizing it, feel out if they're the ones behind the video.
00:13:50I don't know if I can do that, Ira.
00:13:52That's way too intense.
00:13:54Bubby, you don't have to mean it.
00:13:55You just have to go through the motions of apologizing to save your ass.
00:13:59All right, Bubby, I gotta get going.
00:14:01Tom Hanks body slammed his housekeeper.
00:14:02It's not as bad as it sounds.
00:14:04They were just roughhousing.
00:14:05But she's in her 70s.
00:14:06Shouldn't be horsing around like that.
00:14:08So I should get over to Cedars and make sure shit's kosher.
00:14:10By the way, incredible crushed ice at Cedars.
00:14:12I'll let you know if I hear anything.
00:14:13I'll let you know if I can do it.
00:14:17Let's see.
00:14:44My assistant said all of these people don't like me.
00:14:46Was I an asshole?
00:14:54Do you want to take longer to answer that?
00:14:58Just the people you interacted with.
00:14:59Yeah.
00:15:00Not like fans and stuff.
00:15:01I think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head.
00:15:05And maybe you weren't like super considerate about how you spoke to people.
00:15:09And now you're very aware.
00:15:11But up until like a few years ago, you could kind of get away with being a secret dick.
00:15:15We've known each other for 40 years.
00:15:17We've been there and supported one another.
00:15:19We have always known the person that was in there.
00:15:22Yeah, and go easy on yourself.
00:15:24You were literally on drugs.
00:15:26It's way easier to support you now that you're sober.
00:15:29At least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to buy heroin
00:15:33at downtown.
00:15:35You know how many empty, naked baby dolls I had to explain to the housekeeper?
00:15:39I had to look up in Spanish.
00:15:40Don't worry, Maria.
00:15:41It's no for sexual.
00:15:42It's for drug.
00:15:44By the way, zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown.
00:15:50Yeah.
00:15:54It got bad.
00:15:56It got really scary.
00:15:59I don't ever want to see that look in your eye again.
00:16:04You never will.
00:16:06So let's do what Ira says.
00:16:08Make the apologies and find out who's extorting you.
00:16:11He always gets you out of this stuff.
00:16:13It's going to be so fun.
00:16:14I'm already putting together a playlist for the Apologies slash Who's Extorting Reef Tour.
00:16:18Hey, Siri.
00:16:20Whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme state of crisis.
00:16:24But keep it fun and slutty.
00:16:25Come on.
00:16:26And skinny.
00:16:27Come on.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:31Come on.
00:16:34Yeah.
00:16:36Come on.
00:16:38Come on.
00:16:38Come on.
00:16:39Come on.
00:16:40Come on.
00:16:40Come on.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:42Come on.
00:16:44If the party's where you're acting.
00:16:46Shut up.
00:16:47Don't you trip when you see us in the club.
00:16:49I will say, I kind of hate extortion.
00:16:52But the upside is that we all get to drive around together like the dumb sluts we used
00:16:55to be in high school.
00:16:56And I am obsessed with that part of extortion.
00:16:59Beyond.
00:17:00What I really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you, Reef, and guess what else
00:17:05I brought with me?
00:17:07OMG.
00:17:08OMG.
00:17:08Are we going to smoke?
00:17:09We're not going to smoke.
00:17:10We're 120.
00:17:12Okay?
00:17:13We're going to fake smoke.
00:17:14I cannot believe kids vape these days.
00:17:17They are so gay.
00:17:18They're so lame.
00:17:20If I saw a kid vaping, I'd literally run over to him and push him over and be like, nice
00:17:24look, virgin.
00:17:29They're literally an oral fedora.
00:17:31Fuck.
00:17:32I haven't seen this guy in like 30 years, and now I'm going to be late to apologize, and
00:17:36I'm going to look like even more of an asshole.
00:17:38I've always said it's not an amends unless you power top it.
00:17:42Just get in there and just dom it out, babe.
00:17:44Oh, I love outlandish humor with my friends.
00:17:50You know, kid, I found this guy Reef over at Oakwoods, same as you, and I signed him
00:17:57at this booth, same as you.
00:17:59Right here at this booth.
00:18:01Reef, can't wait to work with you.
00:18:03I know our schedules will wind up one of these days.
00:18:06Can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks pound our chest in the same cage?
00:18:11Let's sit down and order a salad.
00:18:13I've got a 4.30 callback for that Valtrex commercial.
00:18:15Valtrex?
00:18:16Yeah, I'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has gentle to herpes.
00:18:18He's actually quite a complex character.
00:18:20I love that.
00:18:21Is Ellen casting it?
00:18:22Yep.
00:18:22Ellen's such a sweet girl.
00:18:24I know she is.
00:18:25And we love her.
00:18:26Oh, fuck me.
00:18:27I'm late.
00:18:28Beautiful day, guys.
00:18:29Okay, hey, knock them dead, will you?
00:18:31Always will, and will do.
00:18:34Wow.
00:18:40Quit cigs.
00:18:4116 days now.
00:18:43Sorry.
00:18:44That's awesome, Red.
00:18:45Yes.
00:18:46Red Rodriguez.
00:18:48Manager to the stars.
00:18:50Always bet on Red, baby.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:54Still out here hustling.
00:19:01Red.
00:19:04I came here to apologize to you.
00:19:10Can I ask you something, Reef?
00:19:12Of course.
00:19:14What are you sorry for?
00:19:17I'm really sorry I fired you.
00:19:27You know, I remember when I met you by the pool, and you had no front teeth, you know?
00:19:33It was so fucking adorable.
00:19:36It was so fucking adorable.
00:19:37You were really there for me at that time.
00:19:40I was.
00:19:41I was.
00:19:43But you had this fucking light in you.
00:19:47You'd light up my days.
00:19:48You'd light up my days.
00:19:48And I'm just talking about the work.
00:19:49The work was always bringing.
00:19:51But you.
00:19:53You know, you start getting jobs.
00:19:56And there he is.
00:20:00There he is.
00:20:02And I was fucking proud.
00:20:04I gotta tell you.
00:20:04Not just because I'm a manager.
00:20:05But, you know, it was almost as if it was me.
00:20:10In a way.
00:20:11I was so proud.
00:20:13Then you start running around in Hollywood, and you're getting some big parts in movies.
00:20:17You're hitting the clubs.
00:20:18You're getting some pussy.
00:20:19I'm getting nervous.
00:20:21Not just because I don't want you to get in trouble for your career.
00:20:25But I'm worried about you getting trouble for you.
00:20:29And I hear things.
00:20:31I mean, weed and all that, I know, okay.
00:20:33But I hear the hardest stuff.
00:20:36The hardest stuff.
00:20:37And, um, I didn't know how to handle it.
00:20:40You know?
00:20:41I did the best I could at that time.
00:20:45I wanted to smack the shit out of you.
00:20:48But I still worked, Gene.
00:20:49Really, honestly, I didn't know what my role was.
00:20:53You know?
00:20:54In that whole thing.
00:20:55I just didn't know.
00:20:58Maybe I handled it right.
00:21:00Maybe I did the right thing.
00:21:04Maybe I didn't.
00:21:07I really don't know.
00:21:08I don't know what's right or wrong in this situation.
00:21:12Anyway.
00:21:13Look, I didn't expect you to stay.
00:21:14I didn't expect that.
00:21:15I know.
00:21:16I know I'm a joke to you guys now.
00:21:18The bowling alley.
00:21:19The roulette wheel.
00:21:20I know who the fuck I am.
00:21:23I know what the fuck I am.
00:21:25Which is, I'm the guy you leave if I do my job right.
00:21:30Okay?
00:21:31I know that.
00:21:32It's all right.
00:21:37I loved all you crazy little cocksuckers.
00:21:39I really did.
00:21:40But you were different.
00:21:41You see, you were different.
00:21:42You were like, you were like family to me.
00:21:55And you know, what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone.
00:22:01Not one.
00:22:03Every time with you guys, the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke.
00:22:09I mean, all I ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear,
00:22:13Hey, Red.
00:22:21Could have called me.
00:22:27I don't have your number.
00:22:50I just want to say, I'm a big fan.
00:22:53Thank you.
00:22:54I appreciate that.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56Mate, you're a fucking hawk.
00:22:58Fuck.
00:22:58You fucking serious?
00:22:59There was a period where I did not speak to myself for three years.
00:23:03It's 11 years ago in Sydney.
00:23:06I chucked it in the dumper because she was on the block.
00:23:08Aside from my feelings on the film, technically, it's astonishing.
00:23:12Honestly, mate.
00:23:12I feel like you chucked it in my dumper.
00:23:14Well, actually, it's a funny number.
00:23:22Hey, pal.
00:23:23Excuse me.
00:23:24Yo.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:25I don't want to interrupt you.
00:23:26I never do this.
00:23:27I'm a big fan.
00:23:28I'm not here to blow you up or bug you.
00:23:30I just want to tell you, I'm running this for a while.
00:23:33I wanted to introduce myself.
00:23:36Brief.
00:23:36Yeah, I know, I know.
00:23:38I'm Buddy.
00:23:40I'm everybody's Buddy.
00:23:42We're having some people over today.
00:23:44If we make noise, some rap music or something, just tell me.
00:23:46We got tons of food.
00:23:47Gonna have some celebs.
00:23:49Cool.
00:23:49Awesome.
00:23:50Hi.
00:23:50The McLaren's taking up both spots and UD's pulling up from Nobu.
00:23:54I'll take care of it.
00:23:55Honey, get off your feet.
00:23:56You gotta lay down.
00:23:57How many cigarettes did Dr. Crane say I could smoke while pregnant again?
00:24:00Oh, he said zero.
00:24:02Oh, hey, I know you.
00:24:03You dated my grandma.
00:24:06That's Reef.
00:24:07Nice to meet you, Queef.
00:24:12Fucking shit, dude.
00:24:14Having my first kid.
00:24:15Well, congrats.
00:24:17I'm like a kid having a kid.
00:24:19But I'm under 60.
00:24:21That's what they call a Malibu teen dad.
00:24:24Huh.
00:24:25You got kids?
00:24:26Uh, no.
00:24:28Oh, yeah, I read that.
00:24:30Fuck, you're lucky, dude.
00:24:32Just get to party 24-7.
00:24:34I gotta deal with this shit.
00:24:37Anyway, all love, homie.
00:24:39Have a good one.
00:24:41I always do.
00:24:42And I will do.
00:24:46Man's Search for Meaning.
00:24:48It's like the most lit Holocaust book.
00:24:50My therapist gave me this one after my parents' divorce.
00:24:53And, like, in a way, the divorce was my family's personal Holocaust.
00:24:57You know?
00:24:58Like, the mistress was Hitler.
00:25:00My mom was, like, Jesse Jackson, that black guy that won that medal because he ran really fast.
00:25:06Jesse Owens.
00:25:07Jesse Owens.
00:25:08And I was, like, Anne Frank.
00:25:10You know, because I was, like, hiding from my shame.
00:25:13This book taught me, like, not to hide anymore.
00:25:15And I don't think you should either.
00:25:16So, I'm giving this to you.
00:25:18It would be good for you.
00:25:20Excuse me.
00:25:21Oh, yeah.
00:25:22I'm gonna give you some privacy.
00:25:24Ira, what's happening?
00:25:25Fuck, Bubby.
00:25:26I'm so glad I caught you.
00:25:27Holy shit.
00:25:27What is it?
00:25:28Did you see a pair of sunglasses after I left your house?
00:25:29I'm, like, fucked up looking for them.
00:25:31They're Chanel.
00:25:32Ira, are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:33No, no, I know.
00:25:34I never splurge like that.
00:25:35Ira, you scared the shit out of me.
00:25:37I thought something had leaked or something fucked had happened with the video.
00:25:40Oh, shit.
00:25:40Did something happen?
00:25:41I'm asking you.
00:25:42Are you fucking serious?
00:25:44Bubby, I'm fucking with you.
00:25:45But for real, though, shit is not going well.
00:25:47I got nothing on my side.
00:25:49You gotta keep apologizing to people, all right?
00:25:51Oh, hey, Bubby.
00:25:52Sorry if I sound distracted.
00:25:53I'm getting an IV trip right now.
00:25:55I'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess.
00:25:57I'll call you back when I hear something.
00:26:01So, do you, like, want me to pretend that I don't know what's going on
00:26:07to, like, make things easier for you, or what?
00:26:11Let me think on it.
00:26:12I may just want to pretend things are not insane with one person in my life.
00:26:17Sure.
00:26:18Hey, what extortion?
00:26:23Thanks, Sammy.
00:26:25It's been so long, Mom.
00:26:29It has.
00:26:32I have a lot to, uh...
00:26:37Apologize to you for.
00:26:39For starters, I was often very rude about you participating in this kind of entertainment.
00:26:50I'm sorry for that.
00:26:56Fuck.
00:26:57Sorry.
00:26:57Can we try that one more time, hon?
00:27:00The label wasn't cheated towards camera.
00:27:02And that was such a great fucking emotional moment.
00:27:04I'm so fucking touched.
00:27:05Genuinely.
00:27:06I just have to be sure it's usable because my content partners need it.
00:27:10Sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so Mommy can get her beak wet.
00:27:14My son may be a star, but I'm a whole damn planet.
00:27:21This is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons I can't even begin to tell you.
00:27:27Didn't you come here to apologize to me?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30And you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show, which makes my skin crawl that you're
00:27:35even on in the first place.
00:27:37Okay, we'll get to that in one second, you pretentious little fuck.
00:27:40But for starters, you showed up, didn't you?
00:28:12You're a little truffle-slipping fame piggy, just like Mommy.
00:28:14I was 25 and you were six, so I moved us across the country, away from your father, my husband,
00:28:22away from my parents, my support system,
00:28:26into a shitty little month-to-month in the valley so I could take you to auditions every day.
00:28:33You were my focus.
00:28:35Your father left us, not just you.
00:28:38He left me, too.
00:28:39I sacrificed my marriage.
00:28:42Who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25, Reef?
00:28:49But then something amazing happened.
00:28:51Your fucking dreams came true.
00:28:54And I went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere
00:28:58to suddenly my son singing and dancing on The Tonight Show.
00:29:03You became a big famous actor.
00:29:06You got everything you ever wanted.
00:29:10Mom.
00:29:13I was a kid.
00:29:16Kids don't know what they want.
00:29:20Kids want to be astronauts.
00:29:22Yeah, and some of them actually do become astronauts.
00:29:26The ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers.
00:29:29Mom, I felt used and exploited.
00:29:31You stopped seeing me when I got on this show.
00:29:37You stopped talking to me.
00:29:40Your fucking mother.
00:29:51You're right.
00:29:55You're right.
00:29:57I'm sorry.
00:30:01That's not okay.
00:30:07Can we take that from after you're right?
00:30:10But before, sorry, that's not okay.
00:30:12I want to get a different reaction on my side.
00:30:15Jesus fucking Christ.
00:30:18You see?
00:30:19What?
00:30:20You even take a moment like that and make it for the show.
00:30:24You make it for show.
00:30:26I was actually feeling in that moment.
00:30:29I didn't say anything about your take.
00:30:31I bought it.
00:30:33Your delivery was very strong.
00:30:35I just wanted one where I cry and one where I don't on my side.
00:30:39So the editor will have options.
00:30:42What even is an apology, Reef?
00:30:44Is it for you?
00:30:45Is it for me?
00:30:48Isn't an apology just a show also?
00:30:51This was such a fucked idea.
00:30:54You are such a scorched unit.
00:30:56Not everything is one thing, Reef.
00:31:00Yes, I want to be great on this show,
00:31:02but I mean everything that was in this conversation.
00:31:04Just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real.
00:31:08Just because it's performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth.
00:31:12Why can't it be both?
00:31:14You and I see things so fucking differently, Reef.
00:31:19I've accepted that.
00:31:21I hope you can too one day.
00:31:24I'm not trying to change you.
00:31:27So don't try and change me.
00:31:36Kyle, your abstinence dog is out here.
00:31:40Do you want me to let him in or do you a favor and put it down so someone will
00:31:43date you?
00:31:44Just put it under the window over there, guys.
00:31:46Thanks.
00:31:47I should not be looking at this couch right now.
00:31:50I have been so nauseous today.
00:31:52Oh, babe, maybe you're pregnant.
00:31:54Is that unhoused gentleman outside of general nutrition
00:31:57that you've been romantically intertwined with not been using contraception?
00:32:03Babe?
00:32:04Yeah?
00:32:05I'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are.
00:32:07Mm.
00:32:08Because you're old.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:09That's the meaning of that bit.
00:32:10Mm-hmm.
00:32:11Okay, just making sure you understood the math of it.
00:32:13Oh, you know, I got it.
00:32:14Thanks.
00:32:14And, Reef, I know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff,
00:32:18but, like, your mom is so fucking major and iconic.
00:32:21Like, what was she wearing?
00:32:23I need details.
00:32:24Babe, lay off the mom stuff, okay?
00:32:26Even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing.
00:32:28No, it's okay.
00:32:29But it's not her.
00:32:32It's not her.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:41Freeze!
00:32:42Freeze!
00:32:44Freeze!
00:32:44Oh, yeah!
00:32:45Oh, yeah!
00:32:46Oh, yeah!
00:32:46Oh, yeah!
00:32:46Oh, yeah!
00:32:46Oh, yeah!
00:32:47Oh, yeah!
00:32:50Oh, yeah!
00:32:51Oh, yeah!
00:32:55Hello?
00:32:56Be in my office.
00:32:57One hour.
00:32:58I got the fucking dream team assembled for you, buddy.
00:33:00One hour.
00:33:00Be here.
00:33:06Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because I have assembled the greatest group ever to protect our boy, Reef
00:33:11Hawk,
00:33:12and bathe him in the waters of Akamaran genius.
00:33:16Nothing?
00:33:17Prince?
00:33:20Whatever.
00:33:21Reef, I would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team, or as I call them, the Reef
00:33:27Unit.
00:33:30Didn't land.
00:33:31Didn't land.
00:33:31Okay.
00:33:32Tough room.
00:33:33I will start with one of the greatest to ever do it.
00:33:35One of the world's most renowned lawyers, the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been violated.
00:33:44Her legal reach is wide and long, and my man, you know, she doesn't mind not.
00:33:50I run.
00:33:51Ladies and gentlemen, Virginia Allen, I've been green.
00:33:58Reef, it's nice to meet you.
00:34:00Don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men?
00:34:04Not if I hire her first.
00:34:05I'm not.
00:34:06I didn't like...
00:34:07Oh, I know.
00:34:08Oh, we know.
00:34:09Bobby, we know.
00:34:10I wouldn't have accepted this if I thought this was a me too type of thing.
00:34:15What if it is?
00:34:17It's not.
00:34:17We know.
00:34:18I know.
00:34:19I know.
00:34:19She knows.
00:34:20We know.
00:34:20We know.
00:34:21We know.
00:34:22We know.
00:34:23I, of course, know.
00:34:24What if it is?
00:34:25You're going to want Virginia here, Bobby.
00:34:28Speaking of, I would now like to introduce you to the third in our three tenors of naughtiness.
00:34:34Ladies and gentlemen, the sultan of social justice, the rabbi of race relations, he's bringing
00:34:45sexy back to the civil rights movement, he's been preaching since the same street, and
00:34:52boys, he's so tired, the reverend Leandris Carter.
00:34:59Shut the fuck up, Ira.
00:35:00Oh, you still swear about last time we worked together?
00:35:02Yeah, because you completely ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the shit out of me and
00:35:06my client.
00:35:06Here we go again.
00:35:07Did you follow the Jussie Smollett thing?
00:35:09Uh, the two racist guys who beat up the black actor and ended up being set up by him.
00:35:14Leon and I came up with that at lunch one day.
00:35:15It was a killer idea.
00:35:17We pitched it around town, and Jussie was the most passionate about the project.
00:35:20Sometimes these things are reverse engineered, where the idea comes before the talent, you
00:35:23know, like when a movie studio has a franchise, but they don't have a star attached?
00:35:26Then tell them what happened to Ira.
00:35:27You're such a fucking hypocrite, Leon.
00:35:29You're one of my best friends.
00:35:30I love you more than life itself, but you're a hypocrite.
00:35:32You're always on me about hiring more black people.
00:35:34So, I hired two black guys to beat up Jussie.
00:35:37This is me growing with elegance, and all of a sudden, I'm the asshole.
00:35:41You hired two black guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate crime against a black guy.
00:35:45You stupid motherfucker.
00:35:46It's impossible to keep up.
00:35:47Hire black guys.
00:35:48Don't hire black guys.
00:35:49Make up your mind.
00:35:50I shouldn't have to explain this one.
00:35:52You're acting like I didn't even post a black square a couple years ago.
00:35:55You saw that.
00:35:56I storied it.
00:35:57It wasn't on my permanent grid, but I storied the black square.
00:36:01I obviously know who you are, and I'm a fan, Reverend.
00:36:05But why is he on our team?
00:36:08Oh, I pray to God you didn't say the word on that video.
00:36:12What?
00:36:13No.
00:36:13I would never.
00:36:14Oh, I know.
00:36:15We know.
00:36:16We know.
00:36:16We know.
00:36:17I know.
00:36:18He knows.
00:36:18We know.
00:36:19Of course, we know.
00:36:20We know, brother.
00:36:21But if you did, I will smack the livid shit out of you.
00:36:26And then, we're going to hold hands and walk through the fire together.
00:36:31My brother.
00:36:32I'm not a racist.
00:36:35Reef, while we totally believe you aren't racist, we do know for a fact you have done racist
00:36:41things, which is very common, except in your position, it's incredibly dangerous.
00:36:47I'm Eunice Kim.
00:36:48I'm a lawyer and activist.
00:36:49I'm here because I famously started the hashtag Stop Imitating Asian People.
00:36:53I did, by the way.
00:36:55We noticed.
00:36:55Thank you for doing that.
00:36:56No, thank you.
00:36:57Reef, do you recall a scene from a, Jesus, I hate to call it a film, a thing you were
00:37:03in
00:37:04called Titty School Six, Let's Get Tittarted in here?
00:37:08An 80s, low-budget teen comedy, Ira Buried When You Got Famous?
00:37:12We think someone may have found it.
00:37:14Do you recall a scene from this film in which your character, Israel Boner Shartstein, is
00:37:19tasked with breaking into the girl's sorority to steal their bras and panties?
00:37:23And in order to pull off this caper, you, as your character, dress up as a geisha to sneak
00:37:28into the sorority?
00:37:29We think someone may be framing this scene in a modern context to use it to cancel you
00:37:34for being racist against Asian people.
00:37:36It was a scene in a stupid movie.
00:37:39It wasn't me.
00:37:39It was a character in a movie.
00:37:41Doesn't matter.
00:37:42Hey, wait.
00:37:43Where's Moshe from the anti-Semitism committee?
00:37:44We ran the numbers.
00:37:45It turns out that hating Jews doesn't negatively affect a person's career.
00:37:49In fact, it could even help.
00:37:53That sounds like a freak-o-acid trick.
00:37:55That's where you go through every hypothetical, fucked-up thing you may have ever done in your
00:37:59entire life.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:00If we broke down my text in my dry cleaner on Tuesday, I'd never work again.
00:38:03I mean, it felt like fire against my skin the whole entire time.
00:38:07I hate that you're being put through this.
00:38:10I just hate it when you're sad.
00:38:12You know, I was thinking about when you got clean, how you never did AA or any other program
00:38:17like that because you were just, like, so worried that people were going to recognize you and
00:38:22out that you had a problem and how that would, you know, affect your image, of course.
00:38:27But a big part of all of that is doing the steps, right?
00:38:30Apologizing to the people you hurt.
00:38:32Maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of making sure that you apologize to the
00:38:38people that were hurt by your addiction, you know?
00:38:43I'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate an apology from you.
00:38:49Right, Sander?
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:55Sure.
00:39:02You're right.
00:39:07Fuck, this is hard.
00:39:13I need to apologize.
00:39:20To Savannah.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:29I'm going to try and get back before dinner, but thank you.
00:39:33Thanks.
00:39:38What the actual fuck?
00:39:40Dude, I don't even know what I said.
00:39:41It was like...
00:39:43Why?
00:39:44Why did I...
00:39:46I...
00:39:47Now I'm a little stupid.
00:39:49I don't know what I said.
00:39:50I don't know what I said.
00:39:54I don't know what I said.
00:39:55I don't know what I said.
00:39:55I don't know what I said.
00:40:01I don't know what I said.
00:40:04I don't know what I said.
00:40:10I don't know what I said.
00:40:12I don't know what I said.
00:40:44Untertitelung. BR 2018
00:40:57Rave
00:41:00Savannah
00:41:03Here we are
00:41:04Dude, you are so annoying
00:41:07I can hate you or want to kill you
00:41:10Or even forget about you
00:41:11But then you sit here in front of me
00:41:13And you are still the goofy kid
00:41:16Lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall
00:41:19Almost going deaf
00:41:20Jesus, I haven't thought about that in so long
00:41:23Such a little twerk
00:41:25Always showing off for everybody
00:41:27Center of attention
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this
00:41:35When it was just us talking
00:41:38Nobody to show off for
00:41:47I pulled it off
00:41:48Photo finish
00:41:50Don't worry, they're not yours
00:41:52That's not funny
00:41:54Oh, Gary
00:41:55Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me
00:42:02Let's hope they make better choices
00:42:13I'm really sorry I let you down
00:42:24Uh, how do I put this the right way
00:42:26I want to use the correct verbiage here
00:42:30And not mince words
00:42:36You're not a good person
00:42:45I've wasted years of my life on you
00:42:48With you
00:42:50And about you
00:42:51Because it's always about you
00:42:53Let me guess
00:42:58Xander and Kyle
00:42:59Haven't been this
00:43:01Honest with you
00:43:03About your behavior
00:43:04In these conversations
00:43:06I never had a problem
00:43:07Lying to you
00:43:08Or for you
00:43:11Yeah, you don't stick around
00:43:12Long with this kind of realness
00:43:14Do you, Reef?
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore
00:43:24Thank God
00:43:28Because after the last thing
00:43:34The last thing that happened
00:43:39It took finally allowing
00:43:41A good and devoted man
00:43:44To love me
00:43:44To realize that
00:43:47I'm not just a distraction
00:43:49To run to
00:43:49And toy with
00:43:51When you're
00:43:55When you're depressed
00:43:57Or lonely
00:44:00Or between movies
00:44:01Or
00:44:04Literally bored
00:44:06Only to discard
00:44:07When something amazing
00:44:08Would happen
00:44:11No, you're not
00:44:12Correct
00:44:25I used to think
00:44:26That telling you
00:44:27All this would make me happy
00:44:33It doesn't
00:44:37My family makes me happy
00:44:40My
00:44:41My children
00:44:42Make me happy
00:45:03Ira
00:45:03Bubby, I need you
00:45:04To come straight back
00:45:05To my office
00:45:06I got us a call
00:45:06With the guy
00:45:07He's ready to negotiate
00:45:08Same seats
00:45:09Shit, I gotta run
00:45:10Adam Driver bought
00:45:11A pet champ
00:45:12And it ripped
00:45:12Some lady's face
00:45:13Off at the mall
00:45:13They're cute
00:45:14When you buy them
00:45:14But then it's
00:45:15Wait, Ira
00:45:22Ira, we have him
00:45:31On the line
00:45:32Alright, this is it
00:45:32At your stations
00:45:33Okay
00:45:33Put him through
00:45:35Hey, Ira
00:45:36Yo, how's things
00:45:37All good over here
00:45:38Just in the office
00:45:39Solo
00:45:40Doing a million things
00:45:41Oh yeah
00:45:41By the sound of that speakerphone
00:45:43And the cavernous echo
00:45:44In the conference room
00:45:45I can tell it's just you
00:45:46In there
00:45:47Fuck you
00:45:47What do you got
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia
00:45:49And Leandres
00:45:50And the crew
00:45:50Are all in there with you
00:45:52Hello all
00:45:52Nope, wrong again
00:46:23Okay, Ira
00:46:24I can't reveal much
00:46:24But I have procured a video
00:46:26From a person who wishes
00:46:27To sell it to the highest
00:46:28Bidding media outlet
00:46:29I would like to offer
00:46:31Reeve the opportunity
00:46:32To buy it first
00:46:33How fucking generous of you
00:46:36All I can tell you
00:46:37About the video is this
00:46:47He comes
00:46:54The price is 15 million
00:46:56The deadline is Tuesday
00:46:57At 10 a.m
00:46:59Peace
00:47:00He comes
00:47:12He comes
00:47:13He comes
00:47:23This is the actual
00:47:24Worst moment of my life
00:47:27He comes
00:47:31I accept that
00:47:33I do, I accept it
00:47:39But who says coming is bad, right?
00:47:42I'm in sex positive
00:47:43Come makes babies
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors
00:47:47Doctors heal us
00:47:49When we're ailing
00:47:49Technically he's right
00:47:50You know who's made out of cum
00:47:52She is
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum
00:47:54Absolutely are
00:47:55Even Reeve Hawk
00:47:57Dramatic pause
00:47:58Not an A idol
00:48:00Handprints in the
00:48:01Groundman Chinese sidewalk
00:48:04100% completely cum based
00:48:06I believe in the profundity
00:48:09Of this argument
00:48:11This young lady here
00:48:13Cum
00:48:15That felt wrong
00:48:16Even as I was saying it
00:48:17But I urge you
00:48:18To hear me when I say this
00:48:20None of us
00:48:21In this room
00:48:23Would be here without cum
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause
00:48:31If you want
00:48:32If you want
00:48:34If you want
00:48:38No
00:48:39Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:48:40Bubby
00:48:40You don't understand
00:48:42Ira
00:48:42You don't understand
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful
00:48:45Hey
00:48:45You're okay
00:48:46I've never filmed myself
00:48:47I've never been filmed
00:48:48With anyone
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful
00:48:51Why is this happening to me?
00:49:01What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:08No, before that
00:49:13I've been so fucking careful
00:49:14Before that
00:49:17I've never filmed myself
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone
00:49:28What?
00:49:33What?
00:49:33What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent
00:49:39It was non-consensual
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to
00:49:45Reef
00:49:46Have you ever heard
00:49:47Of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No
00:49:51When you were growing up
00:49:52You wanted to be an actor
00:49:53You wanted to be a gifted artist
00:49:55And that in turn
00:49:57Would bring you riches and fame
00:49:58You were part of the
00:50:00Recognition for talent generation
00:50:01But people got tired
00:50:03Of having to work hard
00:50:04And actually be good at something
00:50:05I do all that work
00:50:06It's exhausting
00:50:07And the odds are so terribly low
00:50:09Of succeeding
00:50:10So
00:50:10Here come the Kardashians
00:50:13The Big Bang
00:50:14Happened
00:50:15The attention
00:50:15Culture
00:50:17And it
00:50:18Is
00:50:19Huge
00:50:20Now you don't have to do anything special
00:50:22To be famous
00:50:22You just have to be
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise
00:50:25To garner the attention
00:50:27Any kind of noise
00:50:28Any kind of attention
00:50:29And this brings us to the birth
00:50:31Of social media
00:50:32Now anyone with a phone
00:50:34Can have it at the push of a button
00:50:36That sweet
00:50:37Sweet nectar
00:50:38Of attention
00:50:39And then
00:50:40It was ignited
00:50:42The spark
00:50:45Victimhood
00:50:46The only way
00:50:47You can become rich
00:50:48And famous
00:50:49In this culture
00:50:51Is to be a victim
00:50:52Victim capitalism
00:50:54The best thing you can be
00:50:55In our modern society
00:50:56Is a victim
00:50:56And you
00:50:57Reef Huck
00:50:58Are a white
00:50:59Middle-aged
00:51:00Rich
00:51:01Famous
00:51:02Straight
00:51:03Movie star
00:51:04Who is
00:51:05Indeed
00:51:06A victim
00:51:07You're a fucking unicorn
00:51:09This will be the biggest year
00:51:10Of your whole career
00:51:11I mean you're gonna be
00:51:12A bigger star than ever
00:51:13You know what we have to do right
00:51:14We got one move
00:51:16Live
00:51:17Interview
00:51:17That's right
00:51:18Live interview cuts him off
00:51:20At the knees
00:51:20Talking about the video
00:51:21Before they have a chance
00:51:22To leak it
00:51:23Makes you the victim
00:51:24And gives us all the leverage
00:51:28God where are they
00:51:31We're gonna be fucking late
00:51:34Everything okay
00:51:35Yeah
00:51:36Yeah
00:51:37I'm just running a little late
00:51:38And it's one day a week
00:51:39I gotta be out by a certain time
00:51:48Hey I know that was a lot
00:51:51Stay with it tonight
00:51:54Digest it
00:52:02You have a really weird job
00:52:08It's like
00:52:09You just
00:52:10Wait for a call
00:52:12That I got in trouble
00:52:23Bubby you ever think about
00:52:27Why you thought it was okay
00:52:28To get in the kind of trouble
00:52:30You got in for as long as you did
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho
00:52:36When they're young
00:52:36I hit myself
00:52:38Number one
00:52:41But for everybody else
00:52:43In the world
00:52:44All these people
00:52:47They can't act like that
00:52:48Forever
00:52:51I had real life
00:52:53Hit me like a fucking train
00:52:57But when my phone rings
00:52:58And it's you
00:52:59I pick up
00:53:01I always pick up
00:53:07There he is
00:53:09Hey hey
00:53:10Sorry ira
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic
00:53:14No worries
00:53:14I like babies
00:53:15So bad
00:53:15Traffic
00:53:16Come on
00:53:16Crazy
00:53:17Buddy
00:53:18There he is
00:53:19My boy
00:53:19My dad
00:53:20What are you too old
00:53:21To kiss your dad
00:53:22Oh come on
00:53:23When you were a baby
00:53:23I used to kiss your face
00:53:25I still see you
00:53:27As this little
00:53:27Fat little
00:53:29Chunky little guy
00:53:30Dad I hate being late
00:53:31For the Dodgers
00:53:32Yeah no I hate being late
00:53:33I'm sorry buddy
00:53:34But we got to listen
00:53:34To Britney Spears
00:53:35Audiobook
00:53:36And let me just say
00:53:38She lived a
00:53:39Very
00:53:40Wild life
00:53:41She's the best
00:53:42She's hanging
00:53:43At your mom and I's wedding
00:53:43Hey
00:53:44You know who this guy is
00:53:46Reef Hawk
00:53:46That's right
00:53:48OG client of your dads
00:53:51Always wanted you guys
00:53:52To meet each other
00:53:53But uh
00:53:53Reef is always very busy
00:53:55So Reef
00:53:56Do you have a girlfriend
00:53:57This guy with the girlfriend
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend
00:54:00Not right now
00:54:01Well same here
00:54:02We're on the same boat
00:54:04That's why I tell him
00:54:05He's got to keep his options open
00:54:06Yeah
00:54:07Dad said
00:54:07Gotta keep my options open
00:54:09Cause I'm a handsome guy
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy
00:54:11Mmhmm
00:54:12Just like Reef
00:54:13Hey
00:54:14You guys should be wingmen
00:54:15For each other
00:54:15Just try and leave some pussy
00:54:16For the rest of us
00:54:17Shut up
00:54:18Dad
00:54:19What do I always say
00:54:20Keep your options open
00:54:22Yes
00:54:22Never sign anything
00:54:24Check the Saudi money
00:54:25Check the Saudi money
00:54:26Right
00:54:27Okay
00:54:27Hey
00:54:30I'll check in tomorrow
00:54:32Enjoy the game
00:54:34See you later Reef
00:54:35Nice to meet you
00:54:36Don't do alcohol
00:54:37And say not a crack Reef
00:54:39Hey
00:54:40I told you not to tell anybody about that
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit
00:54:43Get in the car guys
00:54:44Let's go
00:55:14Get in the car
00:55:15Reef Hawk
00:55:19Hey
00:55:19I think I read a couple years ago
00:55:21Your dad hung himself right
00:55:24It's so funny
00:55:25I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan
00:55:27And the main character is a rock star
00:55:29Whose mom is on a reality show
00:55:30And the dad hangs himself
00:55:33I mean it's a rock star
00:55:34It's not a movie star
00:55:35But it's crazy close right
00:55:43Anyway check it out
00:55:44If you have a flight or something
00:55:45You can breeze right through it
00:55:57Can I just say
00:55:58What we're all thinking
00:56:00A live tell-all interview
00:56:02While pretending to be a victim
00:56:04Seems like the actual complete opposite
00:56:07Of what you should do
00:56:08What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up
00:56:11I've worked for my entire life
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of
00:56:15I can't
00:56:16Just
00:56:17Throw it away
00:56:23Let's just like sell everything
00:56:25And move to Hawaii
00:56:26Open the smoothie stand or something
00:56:30Yeah
00:56:31There we go
00:56:32I'll open a smoothie stand
00:56:34What a brilliant idea
00:56:36You just seem a little off
00:56:38Lately so
00:56:40Look I just want to make sure
00:56:42That you're
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important
00:56:48I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reef
00:56:50Dude
00:56:50She's just asking you
00:56:51I know what she's asking
00:56:52I don't know why it's such a big deal
00:56:54It's a big fucking deal
00:56:57Because questioning that
00:56:58Is questioning the very core
00:57:00Of everything I am the last five years
00:57:02Everything I've fought
00:57:04And clawed
00:57:05And promised to not be
00:57:08So you questioning that
00:57:10Isn't just a chill little question
00:57:13It's calling me a fraud
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:21Don't
00:57:22Fucking curse at me
00:57:24Ever
00:57:26Don't
00:57:27Ever
00:57:28Talk to me like that
00:57:30Ever
00:57:31You are under immense
00:57:33Pressure and anxiety
00:57:35So I am asking you
00:57:37As somebody who loves you
00:57:38Are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes
00:57:43You promised I wasn't going to see again
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:52I ask you because I am someone who loves you
00:57:55At times more than you are capable
00:57:57Of loving yourself
00:57:58I ask because I would rather you
00:58:01Throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum
00:58:04And not be my friend for a month
00:58:06Than to walk in on you overdosed again
00:58:10Thinking that you were fucking dead
00:58:13Which you don't even remember
00:58:14But was like the worst moment of my life
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56 year old man
00:58:24Who might be back on hard drugs
00:58:27So what I ask you
00:58:30It's not because it's fun for me
00:58:35My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii
00:58:45And opening a smoothie stand
00:58:50That might be in the realm of possibility for you
00:58:54But honestly, Kyle
00:58:55Yeah
00:58:56I don't have the patience or the fucking energy
00:58:59To fake being able to relate to your shitty little life today
00:59:04I live in an existence
00:59:06You literally have no way of understanding
00:59:11Oh, fuck
00:59:12You're right
00:59:15I have no idea
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview
00:59:20And I hope you get more famous
00:59:22And more rich
00:59:24And more attention
00:59:27As it seems to historically serve you super well
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life
00:59:33My shitty little life
00:59:34You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be
00:59:40All the time
00:59:41I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef
00:59:45More than a bunch of people on the internet
00:59:50And the next time you do a performative apology tour
00:59:53Throw your two best friends on the list
00:59:54You sad fucking junkie
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:17I ordered food
01:00:19And I already paid for it on the app
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions so fucking much
01:00:40Um
01:00:48When we were in high school
01:00:50Every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot
01:00:52Including mine
01:00:54And
01:00:55One time you slept over in 10th grade
01:00:57And you asked me point blank if I was gay
01:00:59And I denied it for hours
01:01:01And we got into this big screaming fight
01:01:03And
01:01:06You said to me
01:01:09You said you would not be my friend if I was gay
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch
01:01:27When you act gross like this
01:01:29I choose to remember that person
01:01:39I don't know if I was gay
01:01:40I don't know if I was gay
01:01:40I don't know if I was gay
01:01:40I don't know if I was gay
01:01:41I don't know if I was gay
01:01:42I don't know if I was gay
01:01:44I don't know if I was gay
01:01:48I don't know if I was gay
01:01:48I don't know if I was gay
01:01:50I don't know if I was gay
01:01:50I don't know if I was gay
01:01:50I don't know if I was gay
01:01:52I don't know if I was gay
01:01:53I don't know if I was gay
01:01:53I don't know if I was gay
01:01:53I don't know if I was gay
01:01:58I don't know if I was gay
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01:07:09Es ist 35k. Es ist eine fuckinge Forerunner.
01:07:17Du payst es.
01:07:21Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:07:42Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:08:27Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:08:30Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:08:46Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:08:47Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:08:52Ich glaube, ich bin ein bisschen lonely oder so.
01:08:57Das ist nicht gut.
01:09:00Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:09:05Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:09:09Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:09:14Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:09:42Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:09:55Das ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:10:05Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:10:08Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:10:27Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:10:46Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:10:51Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:11:07Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:11:10Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:11:23Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:11:37Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:11:46Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:11:57Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:12:13Es ist eine Cosmik-Tax.
01:12:29for what you mean to me.
01:12:33And
01:12:34the shame I feel
01:12:38for what I put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, Joe.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reef.
01:13:49The day I walk down the street, I used to wander.
01:13:54Yeah, I scratched my head and lit my cigarette.
01:13:59Well, there was all these things that I don't think I'll remember.
01:14:05Hey, how lucky can one man get?
01:14:10Hello?
01:14:13Hey, hi.
01:14:16Who's this?
01:14:17It's Reef.
01:14:19Reef?
01:14:21Reef?
01:14:22What can I do for you, Reef?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:43What the fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reef?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red.
01:14:49I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04I mean, what I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:12Yeah, I mean, isn't, you know, nothing crazy.
01:15:15Same old?
01:15:17Yeah, yeah, same.
01:15:20Not a whole lot here today either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walked down the street, I used to wander.
01:15:32Yeah, shook my hand and made myself a bed.
01:15:37But there was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey, how lucky I can't one man get.
01:15:49Hey, how lucky I can't one man get.
01:15:54Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:02I'm not you.
01:16:04I'm not you.
01:16:28I'm not you.
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01:17:01So much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on your tits
01:17:05And I just want you to know that today, I'm here to take that load for you
01:17:10Well, let's get the tissues out and do this right now
01:17:15Yes
01:17:15First of all, I don't know if you know anything about my past, but, you know, E.T. changed my
01:17:21life
01:17:22I actually always thought it was et, you know, like French, never seen it before, saw the poster, know how
01:17:28relevant it is, know how important it is
01:17:30From what I understand, it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old Jewish guy
01:17:34and taking him for a ride on a bicycle
01:17:36Little bald guy, you just put a blanket on him and take him for a ride on a bicycle
01:17:40Again, I haven't seen it
01:17:42I've only seen Call Me By Your Name in the notebook
01:17:48Don't know how I did that now
01:17:51I wonder where it's gone
01:17:55Must have spent the way I went
01:17:58Waiting for the dawn
01:18:02Shoot the moon
01:18:04Right between the eyes
01:18:06I'm screaming
01:18:08Take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16Shoot the moon
01:18:18Right between the eyes
01:18:20I'm screaming
01:18:22Take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:30Clocks and spoons
01:18:32Empty rooms
01:18:33Renoids
01:18:34It's raining out tonight
01:18:38Rainin' out tonight
01:18:39Tee
01:18:40Pee
01:18:43Do
01:18:43Pee
01:18:50Pee
01:18:52Pee
01:18:54Pee
01:18:56Pee
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