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00:00:20You
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
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00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
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00:02:36reef hawk for the last four decades america's favorite movie star
00:02:40what an unbelievable career you've had starring in three of the biggest franchises in film
00:02:46history winning two oscars in this fall you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made you've
00:02:52had five years off to reflect is that what you're gonna say reflect i mean how are you gonna frame
00:02:59the five years the five years thing also i should literally be a famous ass interviewer even when i'm fake
00:03:04interviewing i'm like incredible at it incredible thank you so what are you gonna
00:03:08say about the five years well i was thinking i was gonna say well i was thinking i was gonna
00:03:14say i've been working since i was six and needed a break and that i needed to find out who
00:03:21i was away from all this i love that that works totally
00:03:26I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public
00:03:31and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer
00:03:35helped me cover it up for years, so no one ever found out.
00:03:39That is a really smart amish.
00:03:40Strong amish.
00:03:41No ad-mish.
00:03:42You're going to be amazing, babe.
00:03:44You got this.
00:03:44Yeah, I'm very lucky to have you, too.
00:03:47And thank you both for being here, and thank you for helping me.
00:03:51Yeah, babe.
00:03:52Now get out there and tap dance for Mommy.
00:03:54Yeah, that is jazz hands.
00:03:56That's it.
00:03:58Two minutes.
00:03:58All right, look, before we get started, I just got to say,
00:04:00this is a career highlight for me.
00:04:03You, Tom Cruise, Denzel, you're my favorite actors of all time.
00:04:08Thanks.
00:04:08So, look, first we're going to start off with the box office records and...
00:04:12Do you mind?
00:04:14I don't know if anyone talked to you, but, um...
00:04:17Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, no.
00:04:20He's asking about the Oscars.
00:04:21I know. I can tell.
00:04:23When you introduce me, would you mind not forgetting to say two-time Oscar winner before you say Reeve Hawk?
00:04:31Of course. I was planning on doing that anyway.
00:04:33I thought it was something serious. Of course, man.
00:04:34Yeah, I mean, I would never even say it.
00:04:37It's just that sometimes people forget.
00:04:41Who forgets?
00:04:42You are the most beloved movie star in the world.
00:04:47Yeah.
00:04:47I'm just honored to have you on the show.
00:04:48This is going to be a cakewalk for you.
00:04:50Oh, thanks, man.
00:04:51Hi.
00:04:52How are you?
00:04:54We're Reeve's best friends from high school, but, like, we have our own lives, too.
00:04:58I'm just here to support you.
00:05:00Listen, you are so fucking charming.
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Enough of that.
00:05:04I don't want to fan out too much.
00:05:06You ready?
00:05:07Yeah, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:09Let's try one.
00:05:09We'll get one going.
00:05:10All right, here we go.
00:05:10Three, two, one.
00:05:13Tonight, I'm interviewing somebody I never thought I would interview.
00:05:17I'm talking about a legend, an icon.
00:05:20What is there even to say?
00:05:21Reeve Hawk is in the house.
00:05:24Welcome.
00:05:25Oh, wait.
00:05:26Sorry, I messed up.
00:05:27I left out the Oscar part.
00:05:28I'm sorry.
00:05:29Guys, you got to do it again.
00:05:30Sorry about that.
00:05:30Oh, no, we're leaving this in.
00:05:32No, no, no, no.
00:05:33No, we are not starting over.
00:05:35People at home need to see this.
00:05:37Let me tell you right now, if I'm ever the kind of out-of-touch jerk who needs to restart
00:05:42an intro because you didn't mention an award, brother, we got way bigger problems.
00:05:51Oh, man.
00:05:51Oh, man.
00:05:52That's why the world loves you, man.
00:05:54The real Reeve Hawk.
00:05:55That's amazing.
00:05:56Reeve Hawk.
00:05:57Are you ready?
00:05:58We're already starting.
00:06:00Yes, we are.
00:06:04Babe, babe.
00:06:05I know you love mopping with the crew, but we're going to hit crazy traffic if we don't
00:06:08get out of here.
00:06:09What's mopping?
00:06:10M.O.P.
00:06:12Man of the Peopling.
00:06:14It's actually pretty fucking funny.
00:06:16Thanks.
00:06:16Yeah, we should get going.
00:06:18Can I talk to you guys for a second?
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:20Hey, guys.
00:06:20Thanks so much.
00:06:22Bye.
00:06:23Did anyone else see the silver fox eye fucking me?
00:06:26I am so serious.
00:06:27It was so blatant and out in the open, I almost want to, like, write an op-ed, but I
00:06:31like
00:06:31that.
00:06:32Reeve.
00:06:32Reeve, Reeve, Reeve.
00:06:34What are you doing?
00:06:35Whoa.
00:06:36We don't know those guys.
00:06:38They could literally go online and say that I was, like, being fake or mopping or whatever
00:06:42insult you just said, and then people will think that I'm like that.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:47So, so, so, that would be like a fucking disaster.
00:06:53Reeve, chill out.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55Dude, dude, take a deep breath, okay?
00:06:59It's just, it's just that you're always being watched these days and observed.
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:10Everywhere.
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:12Yeah, yeah, it's really weird.
00:07:14It's really weird.
00:07:15Okay, bye-bye.
00:07:18It's okay.
00:07:19Yeah.
00:07:20Look, this is, like, a really stressful situation for you.
00:07:23So, just take a deep breath.
00:07:25We're all good.
00:07:26I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:27I was just being dumb and trying to be funny.
00:07:29No, I'm sorry.
00:07:31No, please.
00:07:31A lot of anxiety today.
00:07:33Of course.
00:07:33I just, it was...
00:07:34My bad.
00:07:35You don't have a chance.
00:07:36Oh, come on.
00:07:37Come on, man.
00:07:37Oh, you love us.
00:07:39You love you.
00:07:39I love you guys.
00:07:41I love you.
00:07:42By the way, you were amazing.
00:07:44Oh, my gosh.
00:07:44You got everything in you.
00:07:45He is a fan, yeah?
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:54Shit.
00:08:00Hello?
00:08:01Bubby and Tyra, we got a big fucking problem.
00:08:03It's fucked up.
00:08:04It's really fucked up.
00:08:04It's a total fucking nightmare.
00:08:06I'll be over at 10.30 a.m. tomorrow.
00:08:08I'll have my assistant text your assistant, my breakfast order.
00:08:10Beg her not to fuck it up for me.
00:08:17Do I have shit on my face?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20I do?
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:21Oh, my God.
00:08:22It's fucking embarrassing.
00:08:23Ira, tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:08:26What is the video?
00:08:27Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
00:08:29What's on it?
00:08:29I have no idea.
00:08:30I thought you buried everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public.
00:08:35When I got sober five years ago, I changed my life.
00:08:38And thank God you did.
00:08:40Since you've been out of the game, everything's changed.
00:08:42For the record, you are the goat.
00:08:43The true goat, Bubby.
00:08:45You were the best to ever do it.
00:08:46I swear to God, I hate to say it, but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with
00:08:50you.
00:08:50We used to be out here in these streets smashing fucking concrete, getting our hands dirty.
00:08:55Hollywood was our goddamn glory hole.
00:08:57These kids today, they don't know how we used to do it.
00:08:59You, me, Rourke, little Chuckie Sheen, Stephen Hawking, you know, the original Pussy Posse.
00:09:04You boys kept me busy, didn't you?
00:09:06Can't you just make this go away like you always used to?
00:09:09I can't, Bubby.
00:09:10The internet changed everything.
00:09:11I know I'm panicked, and we used to get this shit wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in a
00:09:15day or two.
00:09:15It ain't like that anymore.
00:09:18You can text me or call me 24 hours a day, just like the old days, except for Tuesdays from
00:09:243 p.m. until about 10 p.m.
00:09:25What's on Tuesdays?
00:09:27Personal shit, don't worry about it.
00:09:30Oh.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Huh.
00:09:33Are you okay?
00:09:35Do I have to be in here?
00:09:37Can I just wait till you're done?
00:09:39Bubby, I'm on a massive time crunch.
00:09:41By the way, I love this gay wallpaper.
00:09:44Thanks, Sandra bought all the art in the house.
00:09:46Very colorful, very gay and classy.
00:09:49Look, Bubby, there are some steps we can take in the meantime while we're waiting this out,
00:09:53but I need you to be completely honest with me.
00:09:55There are no more secrets between us.
00:09:57Look into my eyes.
00:09:58Do not break eye contact with me, Bubby.
00:10:01Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:02No, Ira, I've never killed someone.
00:10:04I can't wipe my ass with this.
00:10:06It's just performative.
00:10:07I'm a good person, environmental toilet paper.
00:10:09What's your assistant's name?
00:10:11Sammy.
00:10:11Sammy?
00:10:12Yeah?
00:10:13Come in here.
00:10:14Can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here?
00:10:17The good toilet paper.
00:10:18The good toilet paper.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20And, Bubby, just real quick, it's primary, not master.
00:10:22What thread count is it?
00:10:23Sorry.
00:10:24I don't know, Ira.
00:10:25It's Scott from the store.
00:10:27Toss it.
00:10:28Let me see.
00:10:29Jesus Christ.
00:10:30Smells like, um, like earring backs in here.
00:10:34Yes, that means you're healthy.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Ugh!
00:10:39What the fuck?
00:10:40Cover your mouth.
00:10:40It's disgusting.
00:10:41You get germs.
00:10:42I'm sorry.
00:10:42Besides the health stuff, it's so rude.
00:10:45I'm sorry.
00:10:45Aside from me getting sick, it's rude.
00:10:48Because those particles fly into my nose and mat.
00:10:51Do you can't...
00:10:51Actually, this is fucked up to say I kind of like this.
00:10:54Turn around, Bubby.
00:10:55Eye contact.
00:10:55Come closer.
00:10:57Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:59No, Ira.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01Bubby, I'm not a judgy person.
00:11:03I'm more of a you do you.
00:11:05I'm a go ahead and do me girl.
00:11:07Ira!
00:11:08Ira!
00:11:09I have never killed someone!
00:11:13For real!
00:11:17You're making me uncomfortable with your anger.
00:11:21And I think that's something we should look at.
00:11:25You can have at the scraps.
00:11:28I'm sorry, what?
00:11:29You can have at the scraps.
00:11:31That's really nice of you, Ira.
00:11:33You know, she's actually great.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:35I like her.
00:11:36Next.
00:11:37Have you ever watched anyone be killed?
00:11:38No, Ira.
00:11:38Have you ever paid someone to kill someone?
00:11:39No.
00:11:40Have you ever fucked a dead person?
00:11:41No.
00:11:41Has a dead person ever fucked you?
00:11:42No!
00:11:44How does that even work?
00:11:45Let's just say it starts with Mel Gibson and a whole lot of paupers
00:11:48and ends two decks over with a 10 a.m. Nate and Mel's breakfast.
00:11:50You do the math, gorgeous.
00:11:51Just to be clear, you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being
00:11:55is that Mel Gibson takes paupers.
00:11:58You're saying that.
00:11:59You're saying that.
00:12:00I would never betray a client like that.
00:12:02And I'm offended you would even suggest it.
00:12:03I would lose my license to practice law in the state of California if I did.
00:12:07But just between us.
00:12:08It's pretty fucked up, actually.
00:12:10They partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend.
00:12:12They actually made a cute little picture about it.
00:12:14Weekend at Bernie's?
00:12:15Yes, Weekend at Bernie's, Bubby.
00:12:17You're hysterical.
00:12:20You've gotten funnier.
00:12:22I need to know everyone who hates you.
00:12:25Uh, who hates me?
00:12:27Fuck.
00:12:30My first manager from when I was a kid, probably.
00:12:34Good.
00:12:34Right.
00:12:35The guy who represents kid actors and works out of the bowling alley.
00:12:37Who else?
00:12:39My old on-and-off ex-girlfriend, Savannah.
00:12:43Okay.
00:12:44And?
00:12:45Who else?
00:12:47That's it.
00:12:51Who hates him?
00:12:53Uh, what?
00:12:55Who hates him?
00:12:56Well, off the top of my head, your old manager, your old trainer, your new trainer, your old
00:13:02pool guy, your old, old pool guys.
00:13:04Your mom.
00:13:05Oh, he hates you.
00:13:06Uh, those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized, like, they don't wipe their own asses and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna do
00:13:13it.
00:13:13Um, your old boxing coach, your old tennis instructor, your ex.
00:13:17And I have, like, a separate list for, like, directors, actors, costume designers, hair
00:13:19and makeup people, craft service, whatever, da-da-da-da-da, like, executives that you've
00:13:22worked with if you want me to start on that.
00:13:24Jesus Christ.
00:13:25Sorry.
00:13:27Can I just say something?
00:13:28My old trainer doesn't hate me because he passed away.
00:13:34Okay.
00:13:35I'm just saying.
00:13:36Mm-hmm.
00:13:37Hey, I believe you, pal.
00:13:39I really do.
00:13:40That's, that's awesome.
00:13:42You need to go see these people and apologize to them.
00:13:45Make it right with them.
00:13:47And without them realizing it, feel out if they're the ones behind the video.
00:13:50I don't know if I can do that, Ira.
00:13:52That's way too intense.
00:13:54Bubby, you don't have to mean it.
00:13:55You just have to go through the motions of apologizing to save your ass.
00:13:59All right, Bubby, I gotta get going.
00:14:01Tom Hanks body slammed his housekeeper.
00:14:02It's not as bad as it sounds.
00:14:04They were just roughhousing.
00:14:05But she's in her 70s.
00:14:06Shouldn't be horsing around like that.
00:14:08So I should get over to Cedars and make sure shit's kosher.
00:14:10By the way, incredible crushed ice at Cedars.
00:14:12I'll let you know if I hear anything.
00:14:13I don't know if I hear anything.
00:14:15I don't know if I hear anything.
00:14:17Let's do it.
00:14:44My assistant said all of these people don't like me.
00:14:47Was I an asshole?
00:14:54Do you want to take longer to answer that?
00:14:58Just the people you interacted with, not like fans and stuff.
00:15:01I think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head,
00:15:05and maybe you weren't like super considerate about how you spoke to people.
00:15:09And now you're very aware, but up until like a few years ago,
00:15:13you could kind of get away with being a secret dick.
00:15:15We've known each other for 40 years.
00:15:17We've been there and supported one another.
00:15:19We have always known the person that was in there.
00:15:22Yeah, and go easy on yourself.
00:15:24You were literally on drugs.
00:15:26It's way easier to support you now that you're sober.
00:15:29At least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to buy heroin
00:15:33at downtown.
00:15:35You know how many empty, naked baby dolls I had to explain to the housekeeper?
00:15:38Yeah, I had to look up in Spanish.
00:15:40Don't worry, Maria, it's no for sexual, it's for drug.
00:15:44By the way, zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown.
00:15:53Yeah, it got bad.
00:15:56It got really scary.
00:15:59I don't ever want to see that look in your eye again.
00:16:04You never will.
00:16:06So let's do what Ira says.
00:16:08Make the apologies and find out who's extorting you.
00:16:11He always gets you out of this stuff.
00:16:13It's going to be so fun.
00:16:14I'm already putting together a playlist for the apology slash who's extorting Reef tour.
00:16:18Hey, Siri, whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme state of crisis.
00:16:24But keep it fun and slutty.
00:16:25Come on.
00:16:26And skinny.
00:16:48I will say I kind of hate extortion, but the upside is that we all get to drive around
00:16:54together like the dumb sluts we used to be in high school and i am obsessed with that part of
00:16:59exhaustion beyond what i really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you three and guess
00:17:04what else i brought with me oh are we gonna smoke we're not gonna smoke we're 120 okay
00:17:13we're gonna fake smoke i cannot believe kids vape these days they are so gay they're so lame
00:17:20if i saw a kid vaping i'd literally run over to him push him over and be like nice look
00:17:25virgin
00:17:29they're literally an oral fedora i haven't seen this guy in like 30 years and now i'm
00:17:34gonna be late to apologize and i'm gonna look like even more of an asshole i've always said
00:17:39it's not an amends unless you power top it just get in there and just dom it out babe
00:17:45i love outlandish humor with my friends
00:17:50you know kid i found this guy reef over at oakwoods same as you and i signed him
00:17:57at this booth same as you right here at this booth
00:18:01reef can't wait to work with you i know our schedules will wind up one of these days
00:18:06can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks down to our chest the same cage
00:18:11i'd sit down and order a salad i've got a 4 30 call back for that valtrex commercial valtrex yeah
00:18:16i'm
00:18:16reading for the grandson of the woman who has gentle to herpes it's actually quite a complex
00:18:20character i love that is ellen casting it yep i'm such a sweet girl i know she is and we
00:18:25love her
00:18:25oh fuck me i'm late beautiful day guys okay hey knock them dead will you always will and will do
00:18:32oh wow
00:18:40quit cigs 16 days now sorry that's awesome red
00:18:46red rodriguez manager to the stars always bet on red baby yeah
00:19:04i came here to apologize to you
00:19:09can i ask you something reef of course
00:19:15what are you sorry for i'm really sorry i fired you
00:19:27you know i remember when i met you by the pool and you had no front teeth you know it
00:19:34was so
00:19:34fucking adorable you were really there for me at that time i was i was but you had this
00:19:44fucking light in you you'd light up my days and i'm just talking about the work the work was always
00:19:50bringing but you they started getting jobs and there he is
00:20:00there he is huh and i was fucking proud i gotta tell you not just because i'm a manager but
00:20:05you know it was almost as if it was me in a way i was so proud
00:20:13then you start running around hollywood and you're getting some big parts of movies you're hitting the
00:20:18clubs you're getting some pussy i'm getting nervous not just cause i don't want you to get in trouble
00:20:23for your career but i'm worried about you getting trouble for you
00:20:29and i hear things i mean weed and all that i know okay but i hear the hardest stuff
00:20:36the hardest stuff and um i didn't know how to handle it you know i did the best i could
00:20:43at that time
00:20:45i wanted to smack the out of you but i still worked gene really honestly i didn't know my role
00:20:51was
00:20:53you know in that whole thing i just didn't know
00:20:58maybe i handled it right maybe i did the right thing
00:21:04maybe i didn't i really don't know i don't know what's right or wrong in this situation
00:21:12anyway look i didn't expect you to stay i didn't expect that i know i know i'm a joke to
00:21:17you guys now
00:21:18the bowling alley the roulette wheel i know who the i am i know what the i am which is
00:21:26i'm the guy you leave if i do my job right okay i know that it's all right
00:21:36i loved all you crazy little cocksuckers i really did
00:21:40but you were different you see you were different you were like you were like family to me yeah
00:21:52yeah
00:21:55and you know what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone
00:22:01not one every time with you guys the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke
00:22:09i mean all i ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear hey red
00:22:21could have called me
00:22:27i don't have your number
00:22:50hi i just want to see i'm a big fan thank you i appreciate that yeah mate you're right back
00:22:57and
00:22:57look you're back in serious there was a period where i did not speak to myself for three years
00:23:0311 years ago in sydney you and sean penn i chucked it in the dumper because she was on the
00:23:08blog aside
00:23:08from my feelings on the film technically it's astonishing honestly wait i feel like you chucked it in my
00:23:22i don't know if i don't know if i don't want to interrupt you i never do this i'm a
00:23:27big fan i'm not
00:23:28here to blow you up or bug you i just want to tell you i'm running this for a while
00:23:32i wanted to introduce
00:23:35myself brief yeah i know i know i'm buddy i'm everybody's buddy we're having some people over
00:23:43today if we make noise some rap music or something just tell me we got tons of food gonna have
00:23:48some
00:23:48celebs cool awesome hi the mclaren's taking up both spots and ud's pulling up from nobu i'll take
00:23:54care of it honey get off your feet you gotta lay down how many cigarettes did dr crane say i
00:23:58could smoke
00:23:59while pregnant again oh he said zero oh hey i know you you dated my grandma that's reef nice to
00:24:07meet
00:24:08you queef
00:24:12fucking shit dude having my first kid well congrats i'm like a kid having a kid but i'm under 60
00:24:21that's what they call a malibu teen dad
00:24:24huh you got kids no oh yeah i read that fuck you're lucky dude just get to party 24 7
00:24:34i gotta
00:24:34deal with this shit anyway all love homie have a good one i always do and i will do
00:24:46man's search for meaning it's like the most lit holocaust book my therapist gave me this one after
00:24:52my parents divorce and like in a way the divorce was my family's personal holocaust you know like
00:24:58the mistress was hitler my mom was like jesse jackson that black guy that won that medal because
00:25:04he ran really fast jesse owens jesse owens and i was like and frank you know because i was like
00:25:11hiding
00:25:12from my shame this book taught me like not to hide anymore and i don't think you should either so
00:25:17i'm
00:25:17giving this to you it would be good for you excuse me oh yeah i'm gonna give you some privacy
00:25:24ira what's happening fuck bubby i'm so glad i caught you holy shit what is it did you see a
00:25:28pair of
00:25:28sunglasses after i left your house i'm like fucked up looking for them they're chanel ira are you
00:25:32fucking kidding me no no i know i never splurge like that ira you scared the shit out of me
00:25:37i
00:25:37thought something had leaked or something fucked it happened with the video oh shit did something
00:25:41happen i'm asking you are you fucking serious okay i'm fucking with you but for real though
00:25:46shit is not going well i got nothing on my side you got to keep apologizing to people all right
00:25:51okay bubby sorry if i sound distracted i'm getting an iv trip right now i'm also doing couples therapy
00:25:56and playing chess i'll call you back when i hear something
00:26:02so do you like want me to pretend that i don't know what's going on to like make things easier
00:26:08for you or or what let me think on it i may just want to pretend things are not insane
00:26:15with
00:26:15one person in my life sure hey what extortion
00:26:22thanks emmy it's been so long mom it has
00:26:32i have a lot to uh
00:26:36apologize to you for for starters i was often very rude about you participating in this kind of
00:26:48entertainment i'm sorry for that
00:26:56fuck sorry can we try that one more time on the label wasn't cheated towards camera
00:27:01and that was such a great fucking emotional moment i'm so fucking touched genuinely i just have to be
00:27:07sure it's usable because my content partners need it sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so mommy can
00:27:12get her beak wet my son may be a star but i'm a whole damn planet
00:27:21this is so triggering and up for so many reasons i can't even begin to tell you didn't you come
00:27:27here
00:27:28to apologize to me yeah and you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show which makes
00:27:34my skin
00:27:34crawl that you're even on in the first place okay we'll get to that in one second you pretentious
00:27:39little fuck but for starters you showed up didn't you you're a little truffle-sipping fame piggy just
00:27:46like mommy i wanted to please you i became famous to please you i supported your career day in and
00:27:54day
00:27:55out for nine years of my life i wanted a parent not a business collaborator when you were a little
00:28:01kid you begged me every day to be on tv begged me i'm talking tantrums days long tantrums fits making
00:28:10scenes screaming carrying on i didn't know what to do i was 25 and you were six so i moved
00:28:18us across the
00:28:19country away from your father my husband away from my parents my support system into a shitty little
00:28:28month-to-month in the valley so i could take you to auditions every day you were my focus your
00:28:36father
00:28:36left us not just you he left me too i sacrificed my marriage who were you sacrificing anything for when
00:28:46you were 25 reef but then something amazing happened your dreams came true and i went from being a little
00:28:56nobody in the middle of nowhere to suddenly my son singing and dancing on the tonight show you became
00:29:04a big famous actor you got everything you ever wanted mom i was a kid
00:29:16kids don't know what they want kids want to be astronauts yeah and some of them actually do become
00:29:25astronauts the ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers mom i felt used and exploited
00:29:31you stopped seeing me when i got on this show you stopped talking to me your fucking mother
00:29:52you're right
00:29:57i'm sorry
00:30:01that's not okay
00:30:07can we take that from after you're right but before sorry that's not okay i want to get a different
00:30:13reaction on my side jesus christ you see what you even take a moment like that and make it
00:30:23for the show you make it for show i was actually feeling in that moment i didn't say anything about
00:30:30your take i bought it your delivery was very strong i just wanted one where i cry and one where
00:30:38i don't on
00:30:38my side so the editor will have options what even is an apology reef is it for you is it
00:30:46for me
00:30:48isn't an apology just to show also this was such a fucked idea you are such a scorched unit not
00:30:57everything
00:30:57is one thing reef yes i want to be great on the show but i mean everything that was in
00:31:03this conversation
00:31:04just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real just because it's performative doesn't
00:31:10mean that it's not the truth why can't it be both oh you and i see things so fucking differently
00:31:18reef
00:31:19i've accepted that i hope you can too one day
00:31:24i'm not trying to change you so don't try and change me
00:31:36kyle your abstinence dog is out here do you want me to let him in or do you a favor
00:31:42put it down
00:31:43so someone will date you just put it under the window over there guys thanks i should not be
00:31:48lifting this couch right now i have been so nauseous today oh babe maybe you're pregnant is that
00:31:55unhoused gentleman outside of general nutrition that you've been romantically intertwined with
00:31:59not been using contraception oh babe yeah i'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are
00:32:07because you're old yeah that's the meaning of that bit okay just making sure you understood the
00:32:12math of it oh you know i i got it thanks and reef like i know you can't handle any
00:32:17of the housewife
00:32:18stuff but like your mom is so major and iconic like what was she wearing i need details
00:32:23babe lay off the mom's stuff okay even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing
00:32:28no it's okay but it's not her it's not her
00:32:37okay
00:32:55hello be in my office one hour i got the fucking dream team assembled for you baby one hour be
00:33:01here
00:33:06dearly beloved we're gathered here today because i have assembled the greatest group ever to protect
00:33:11our boy reef hawk and bathe him in the waters of akamaran genius nothing prince whatever reef i would
00:33:22now like to introduce you to your new crisis team or as i call them the ro ro ro ro
00:33:27ro ro brief unit
00:33:30didn't land okay tough room i will start with one of the greatest to ever do it one of the
00:33:48world's
00:33:49does it might not i arrived ladies and gentlemen virginia allen i've been green
00:33:58reef it's nice to meet you don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men not if i hire
00:34:05her
00:34:05first i'm not i didn't like oh i know oh we know bobby we know i wouldn't have accepted this
00:34:11if i
00:34:11thought this was a me too type of thing what if it is it's not we know i know she
00:34:19knows i know we know
00:34:21i of course know what if it is you're gonna want virginia here bobby speaking of i would now like
00:34:29to
00:34:29introduce you to the third in our three tenors of naughtiness ladies and gentlemen the sultan of
00:34:37social justice the rabbi of race relations
00:34:44he's bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement he's been preaching since the same
00:34:51street and boys is so tired the reverend leandris carter
00:34:59shut the up oh you're still sorry about last time we worked together yeah because you completely ruined
00:35:03the entire thing and embarrassed the out of me and my client here we go again did you follow the
00:35:08jesse smollett thing uh the two racist guys beat up the black actor and ended up being set up by
00:35:13him
00:35:14leon and i came up with that at lunch one day it's a killer idea we pitched it around town
00:35:18and jesse
00:35:18was the most passionate about the project sometimes these things are reverse engineered where the idea
00:35:21comes before the talent you know like when a movie studio has a franchise but they don't have a star
00:35:25attached then tell them what happened to ira you're such a hypocrite leon you're one of my best
00:35:29friends i love you more than life itself but you're a hypocrite you're always on me about hiring more
00:35:34black people so i hired two black guys to beat up jesse this is me growing with elegance and all
00:35:39of
00:35:40a sudden i'm the asshole you hired two black guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate crime
00:35:44against a black guy you stupid motherfucker it's impossible to keep up hire black guys don't hire
00:35:49black guys make up your mind i shouldn't have to explain this one you're acting like i didn't even post
00:35:53a black square a couple years ago you saw that i storied it it wasn't on my permanent grid but
00:35:58i
00:35:58storied the black square i obviously know who you are and i'm a fan reverend but why is he on
00:36:06our team
00:36:08oh i pray to god you didn't say the word on that video what no i would never we know
00:36:15we know i know
00:36:18he knows we know of course we know we know brother but if you did i will smack the living
00:36:24shit out of you and then we're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together my brother i'm not
00:36:33a
00:36:33racist reef while we totally believe you aren't racist we do know for a fact you have done racist things
00:36:41which is very common except in your position is incredibly dangerous i'm eunice kim i'm a lawyer
00:36:48and activist i'm here because i famously started the hashtag stop imitating asian people i did by
00:36:54the way we noticed thank you for doing no thank you do you recall a scene from a jesus i
00:37:01hate to call
00:37:01it a film a thing you were in called titty school six let's get tit-tarded in here an 80s
00:37:09low-budget
00:37:09teen comedy ira buried when you got famous we think someone may have found it do you recall a
00:37:15scene from this film in which your character israel boner shark scene is tasked with breaking into the
00:37:21girl's sorority to steal their bras and panties and in order to pull off this caper you as your
00:37:26character dress up as a geisha to sneak into the sorority we think someone may be framing the scene
00:37:31in a modern context to use it to cancel you for being racist against asian people it was a scene
00:37:37in a
00:37:38stupid movie it wasn't me it was a character in a movie doesn't matter hey wait where's motion from
00:37:43the anti-semitism committee we ran the numbers it turns out that hating jews doesn't negatively
00:37:48affect a person's career in fact it could even help like that sounds like a freako acid trip so
00:37:55you go through every hypothetical fucked up thing you may have ever done in your entire life yeah if
00:38:00we broke down my text in my dry cleaner on tuesday i'd never work again i mean it felt like
00:38:04fire against my skin the whole entire time i hate that you're being put through this
00:38:09i i just hate it when you're sad you know i was thinking about when you got clean how
00:38:15you never did aa or any other program like that because you were just like so worried that people
00:38:20were going to recognize you and out that you had a problem and how that would you know affect your
00:38:26image of course but a big part of all that is doing the steps right apologizing to the people you
00:38:32hurt
00:38:32maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of making sure that you apologize to the people
00:38:38that were hurt by your addiction you know i'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate
00:38:45an apology from you right sander yeah sure
00:39:02you're right
00:39:06fuck this is hard
00:39:12i need to apologize
00:39:20to savannah
00:39:27yeah
00:39:29i'm gonna try and get back before dinner but thank you thanks
00:39:38what the actual
00:39:39fuck dude i don't even know what i said it was like
00:39:44why did i
00:39:45i don't want to stay in the middle are you all right now i'm a little stupid
00:39:49i don't want to stay in the middle are you all right now i don't want to stay in the
00:40:15middle
00:40:24i don't want to stay in the middle and i don't want to stay in the middle are you all
00:40:44right you
00:40:44can be clean
00:40:57Rave.
00:41:00Savannah.
00:41:02Here we are.
00:41:04Dude, you are so annoying.
00:41:07I can hate you or want to kill you or even forget about you,
00:41:11but then you sit here in front of me and you are still the goofy kid
00:41:16lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall.
00:41:19Almost going deaf.
00:41:20Jesus, I haven't thought about that in so long.
00:41:24Such a little twerp.
00:41:26Always showing off for everybody, center of attention.
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this.
00:41:35When it was just us talking.
00:41:38Nobody to show off for.
00:41:47I pulled it off.
00:41:48Photo finish.
00:41:50Don't worry, they're not yours.
00:41:52That's not funny.
00:41:55Gary.
00:41:56Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me.
00:42:01Let's hope they make better choices.
00:42:04I hope they make better choices.
00:42:12I'm really sorry I let you down.
00:42:24Uh, how do I put this the right way?
00:42:27I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words.
00:42:36You're not a good person.
00:42:45I wasted years of my life on you.
00:42:48With you.
00:42:50And about you.
00:42:51Because it's always about you, Reef.
00:42:57Let me guess.
00:42:58Xander and Kyle haven't been this honest with you.
00:43:03About your behavior in these conversations.
00:43:06They never had a problem lying to you.
00:43:08Or for you.
00:43:11Yeah, you don't stick around long with this kind of realness, do you, Reef?
00:43:17Don't be mad, I know.
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore.
00:43:24Thank God.
00:43:28Because after the last thing.
00:43:34The last thing that happened.
00:43:40It took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me to realize that
00:43:47I'm not just a distraction to run to and toy with when you're
00:43:56when you're depressed or lonely or between movies or
00:44:04literally bored.
00:44:06Only to discard when something amazing would happen.
00:44:11No, you're not.
00:44:13Correct.
00:44:25I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy.
00:44:32It doesn't.
00:44:36My family makes me happy.
00:44:40My children make me happy.
00:45:03Ira.
00:45:04I need you to come straight back to my office.
00:45:06I got us a call with the guy.
00:45:07He's ready to negotiate.
00:45:08Same seats.
00:45:09Shit.
00:45:10I got to run.
00:45:11Adam Driver bought a pet champ and it ripped somebody's face off at the mall.
00:45:13They're cute when you buy them, but then it's like...
00:45:15Wait, Ira.
00:45:30Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32All right, this is it.
00:45:32At your stations, okay?
00:45:34Put him through.
00:45:36Hey, Ira.
00:45:36Ira, yo, how's things?
00:45:37All good over here.
00:45:39Just in the office solo, doing a million things.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:42By the sound of that speakerphone and the cavernous echo in the conference room, I can tell it's
00:45:45just you in there.
00:45:47Fuck you.
00:45:47What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia and Leandrus and the crew are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope.
00:45:53Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira.
00:45:56Hey, by the way, I want to say, Reef, if you're there too, which, pretty positive that you
00:46:01are, I should legally disclose that I'm your neighbor who's been renting a house next to
00:46:05you for the past few months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose.
00:46:12Since when you were sickler for the law?
00:46:14All right, well, you know, not legally, but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you that it felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20All right, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know, I can't reveal much, but I have procured a video from a person who
00:46:27wishes to sell it to the highest bidding media outlet.
00:46:30I would like to offer Reef the opportunity to buy it first.
00:46:33How fucking generous of you.
00:46:36All I can tell you about the video is this.
00:46:47He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million.
00:46:56The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03He comes.
00:47:12He comes.
00:47:13He comes.
00:47:14Oh, God.
00:47:14He comes.
00:47:16He comes.
00:47:23This is the actual worst moment of my life.
00:47:27He comes.
00:47:31I accept that.
00:47:33I do.
00:47:34I accept it.
00:47:38But who says coming is bad, right?
00:47:42I'm in sex positive.
00:47:44Cum makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically he's right.
00:47:50You know who's made out of cum?
00:47:52She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:56Even Reef Hawk.
00:47:57Dramatic pause.
00:47:59Matinee Idol.
00:48:00Handprints in the Groundman Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cum-based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity of this argument.
00:48:11This young lady here, cum.
00:48:15That felt wrong even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you to hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us in this room would be here without cum.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:27Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:39No!
00:48:40Whoa, whoa, Bubby.
00:48:40You don't understand, Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:45Hey, you're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:48I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:48:54Hey!
00:49:01What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:08No, before that.
00:49:13I've been so fucking careful.
00:49:15Before that.
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:23I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:33What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent.
00:49:40It was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reef, have you ever heard of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were going up, you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:53You wanted to be a gifted artist, and that, in turn, would bring you riches and fame.
00:49:59You were part of the recognition for talent generation.
00:50:02But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something.
00:50:05I do all that work.
00:50:06It's exhausting.
00:50:07And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding.
00:50:10So, here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The Big Bang happened.
00:50:15The tension culture.
00:50:17And it is huge.
00:50:20Now, you don't have to do anything special to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise.
00:50:28Any kind of attention.
00:50:30And this brings us to the birth of social media.
00:50:33Now, anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button.
00:50:36That sweet, sweet nectar of attention.
00:50:39And then, it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim.
00:50:57And you, Reif Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star who is, indeed, a victim.
00:51:08You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be the biggest year of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean, you're going to be a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18A live interview cuts him off at the knees.
00:51:21Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it makes you the victim and gives us all
00:51:25the leverage.
00:51:28God, where are they?
00:51:31We're going to be fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running a little late.
00:51:38It's one day a week I've got to be out by a certain time.
00:51:48Hey, I know that was a lot.
00:51:51Stay with it tonight.
00:51:53Digest it.
00:52:02Ira, you have a really weird job.
00:52:08It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubby, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:36But I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries, Alec, baby.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic?
00:53:16Come on, crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:20Oh, my dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:25I still see you as this little, fat, little, chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She sang at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:47That's right.
00:53:47All right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but Reef is always very busy.
00:53:56So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's what I tell him.
00:54:05He's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah, Dad said, got to keep my options open because I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:14Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:17Shut up, Dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:35Nice to meet you, man.
00:54:37Don't deal alcohol and say not a crack, Reef.
00:54:40Hey, I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:45Get in the car.
00:55:16Reef Hawk.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:25It's so funny.
00:55:25I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan, and the main character is a rock star whose mom is on a reality
00:55:30show, and the dad hangs himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star.
00:55:34It's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something.
00:55:46You can breeze right through it.
00:55:56Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:55:59A live tell-all interview while pretending to be a victim seems like the actual complete opposite of what you
00:56:08should do.
00:56:08What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up I've worked for my entire life?
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of.
00:56:15I can't just throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii.
00:56:26Open the smoothie stand or something.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31There we go.
00:56:32I'll open a smoothie stand.
00:56:35What a brilliant idea.
00:56:37You just seem a little off lately, so...
00:56:41Look, I just want to make sure that you're...
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reef, dude, she's just asking you...
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:53I don't know why it's such a big deal.
00:56:55It's a big fucking deal.
00:56:57Because questioning that is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five years.
00:57:03Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be.
00:57:08So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question.
00:57:12It's calling me a fraud.
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:22Don't fucking curse at me, ever.
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that, ever.
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety.
00:57:35So I am asking you, as somebody who loves you,
00:57:39are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again.
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:51I ask you because I am someone who loves you at times more than you are capable of loving yourself.
00:57:59I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum and not be my friend
00:58:05for a month
00:58:06than to walk in on you overdosed again thinking that you were fucking dead.
00:58:13Which you don't even remember, but it was like the worst moment of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56-year-old man who might be back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So what I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me.
00:58:34My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel.
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand,
00:58:50that might be in the realm of possibility for you.
00:58:53But honestly, Kyle...
00:58:56Yeah?
00:58:57I don't have the patience or the fucking energy to fake being able to relate to your shitty little life
00:59:03today.
00:59:04I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding.
00:59:11Oh, fuck.
00:59:13You're right.
00:59:15I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview,
00:59:20and I hope you get more famous and more rich and more attention
00:59:27as it seems to historically serve you super well.
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life, my shitty little life.
00:59:35You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be all the time.
00:59:41I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef,
00:59:45more than a bunch of people on the internet.
00:59:50And the next time we do a performative apology tour,
00:59:53throw your two best friends on the list, you sad fucking junkie.
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:18I ordered food, and I already paid for it on the app.
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions so fucking much.
01:00:48When we were in high school,
01:00:50every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot,
01:00:52including mine.
01:00:54And one time you slept over in 10th grade,
01:00:57and you asked me point blank if I was gay.
01:00:59And I denied it for hours,
01:01:01and we got into this big screaming fight,
01:01:03and you said to me,
01:01:09you said you would not be my friend if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself.
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act gross like this,
01:01:29I choose to remember that person.
01:01:33I choose to remember that person.
01:02:04I choose to remember that person.
01:02:05And that person would be my friend,
01:02:06and you said to me that person has thought,
01:02:06Because this person would be my friend.
01:02:08Because that person would have time to on the left.
01:02:10And that person would have time to watch.
01:02:11I actually see him as a naive leader who was gell if he
01:02:11had all the way.
01:02:12He's just one way to go there.
01:02:12And you go to sleep.
01:02:19I'll never know.
01:02:19Only the person would be that.
01:02:19People would be like and I goriel.
01:02:19I need to remember that person.
01:02:20And that person would have one like.
01:03:42Hi.
01:03:43Great to see you, Tura.
01:03:46It's great to see you, too.
01:03:48Thank you for doing this, by the way.
01:03:50I mean, I've been thinking about you a lot lately and how much our lives have paralleled and the things
01:04:01we've been through.
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like when we were kids.
01:04:11Like, why did we do this, and who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know.
01:04:32But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on and what you are surviving as
01:04:41a victim.
01:04:43I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything and share it with
01:04:49the world.
01:04:50I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave.
01:05:17What?
01:05:19I'm going to leave now.
01:05:2030 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:22You can't, you can't, you can't.
01:05:23No, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I just don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35But you cannot do this.
01:05:37We're about to go to live TV in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds to live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it.
01:05:45You fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go outland on all you motherfuckers!
01:05:53Bobby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:58It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even threatening a live interview
01:06:05would force in a hand and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video
01:06:09on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:10They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K, and this is all behind you
01:06:18for the rest of your life.
01:06:25Hello?
01:06:31I don't know.
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:38I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here, in front of me,
01:06:52it's just so fucking wrong!
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:28You pay it.
01:07:37You pay it.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months, living in this, uh, hotel room.
01:08:50Um, I guess I'm, uh, a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have like a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:08Um, no.
01:09:11No, I don't.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:17Why not?
01:09:19Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh, I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh, I always chose something else I
01:09:43thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:47Um, that's really sad.
01:10:05Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:07Sure.
01:10:26Ah.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:11:53I'm just broke.
01:11:56I'm just broke.
01:12:13I'm just broke.
01:12:21I'm just broke.
01:12:23I'm just broke.
01:12:24I'm just broke.
01:12:27I'm just broke.
01:12:38I'm just broke.
01:12:39I'm just broke.
01:13:12I'm just broke.
01:13:13I'm just broke.
01:13:16I'm just broke.
01:13:19I'm just broke.
01:13:20I'm just broke.
01:13:40I'm just broke.
01:14:06I'm just broke.
01:14:20I'm just broke.
01:14:33I'm just broke.
01:14:48I'm broke.
01:14:54I'm broke.
01:15:04I'm broke.
01:15:06hanging out that's all i'm doing nice that's awesome yeah you know nothing crazy same old
01:15:17yeah yeah same not a whole lot here today either well that's nice that's nice
01:15:36silver bed there was all these things that i don't think i remember hey how lucky can one man get
01:16:23you
01:16:37girl we got this we got this who are you the second most interesting bitch in this room trust
01:16:45good evening and welcome to the primetime special edition of the drew barrymore show
01:16:52we begin tonight with a gentleman i do not know hi xander alexander huge fan and you soon will be
01:17:00of mine as well so much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on your
01:17:05tits
01:17:05and i just want you to know that today i'm here to take that load for you well let's get
01:17:12the tissues
01:17:12out and do this right now yes first of all i don't know if you know anything about my past
01:17:19but you
01:17:20know et changed my life i actually always thought it was it you know like french never seen it before
01:17:26saw the poster know how relevant it is know how important it is from what i understand it's about
01:17:31you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old jewish guy and taking him for a ride
01:17:35on a bicycle the ball guy you just put a blanket on him and take him for a ride on
01:17:39a bicycle
01:17:40again i haven't seen it i've only seen call me by your name in the notebook
01:17:48i don't know how i did that now i wonder where it's gone must have spent the way i went
01:17:58waiting for the dawn shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:29the rocks and the spoons and empty rooms it's raining out tonight
01:18:56it's raining out tonight
01:19:06you
01:19:07the
01:19:09it's raining out tonight
01:19:27there was something
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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